RATED R. RATED R. RATED R. | Dispatch (Episode 3 + 4)

Who is that? No, is that Robert? No way. No way. There won't be a next time

Don't judge me you better not be

Oh my goodness, that is drama

I kiss blazer

Hit the mic you starting to get in the way a lot. Sup dudes, what's good I'm Kory Kitchener and welcome Back to dispatch. I already know I'm late. I already know. Just like I already know you already watched episode 3 and 4. You care to explain yourself? I thought we was in this together.

You didn't already skip the head without me? No, but in all seriousness guys, I really wanted to have this up the day it came out. I know the demand for dispatch right now is really crazy. I just ran into a small well Maybe not so small problem. You guys remember I was talking about my neck hurting I don't recall which video exactly what I was talking about I slept wrong or something like that that pain never went away. So I went to the doctor. I got some x-rays done and

Turns out I have arthritis in my neck which I was not laughing. I don't even know why I'm laughing now. This is like the first health problem I think I've ever had honestly except asthma when I was a kid and I literally have arthritis on my neck so what happened was the pain was going away a little bit and I literally have arthritis on my neck. So what happened was the pain was going away a little bit and I was like, okay, bad. I'm still trying to edit. I'm still trying to upload.

I'm still trying to keep going, but the pain wasn't going away. Got the x-rays back. Doc says I have arthritis and I have physical therapy. Literally this week. I've never had to do physical therapy before.

So just want to assure everyone my neck does feel a lot better. I can still feel something if I look like all the way down. It was weird, too, is like some days I'll wake up and I try to like do these little exercises, but then it makes it hurt more. So I'm like like is that really helping like maybe I should just not like if I tried to like do this and like

work through the pain it'll it'll just come back so I'm like I've just been scared to do anything except like exist in this stationary physical therapy should help and yeah we still we still got a lot of videos to go for the year, but I'm also running out of days. So we got to like lock in casually. You know what I mean?

So with all that out of the way, we're going to start episode three here. If you missed my first part of this, please go watch that first.

It was fire.

Hey, back at it

starting our new job to new beginnings need to relax with my neck trying guys. You never notice how much you use your neck in everyday life, dude. Until it's injured.

Uh, what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, what are you doing? Rada, you're worthy.

I'm ready, boy.

Hey, bruh.

How can you just toss it around like that?

No worries? That's not what I'm saying. How you got this thing inside your apartment. Anyways, super heavy the bugger I disassembled it and took it in little pieces, which is what I thought you'd be doing Yeah, and how long that take you three or no, it was four days. I get 20 minutes This feels like you could be a little gentler with it. It is, you know, my whole life. Every time I walk in this place, I get sad. That don't happen to you. Wait, what? No one ever tell you that? I'm poor. No one never come over to tell you that. I'm

poor, Royd. Is that what you want to hear? Does that make you feel good? ha brah you not poor if you can keep this suit going like uh where you sleep?

uh we're figuring that out

you're figuring that out huh?

wait we're moving out right?

this the type of apartment you see when the detective kicks the door in you know shine the flashlight serial killer sh**

okay Roy

hey how's your pulse at? lost in the blast while I was flying.

No clue where it landed. I spent a couple weeks after it happened trying to track it down.

Why did he- why did he just ask about that? Boy, he senses tingling. Is Royd the actual final boss of dispatch? Is Royd undercover? Power the

whole suit

Yes, the only piece of the suit my dad didn't have schematics for that gonna be a problem

Mine now we figure them out

Little suss

Everybody know about the pulse. They're actually two wicked pieces of tech I first you get the actual pulse this genius design energy cell but? First you get the Astral Pulse, this genius design energy cell. But inside of them, you get the-

Dude, it's freaking-

Can I help?

No, brother.

You good?

Super strong.

It's when you mix the controlled fusion reactions with the plasma containment. Oh, brother, you got a core on super crazy energized plasma state. Unreal stuffs. He's smart. real stuff like a small star and chop them in a bottle genius so that sounds

pretty fucking important right you said we're good

that's a pause super awesome but uh we'll be alright we'll be I you say so we go for lighter metals this time huh you know I actually met your dad one time long time ago first time I come mainland. No catch me trying for steal stuff from Radio Shack. Then we talk tech stuff for like a whole hour. Then he would take me jail.

That's where I ended up in the Phoenix program.

That's longer than any conversation I ever had with him.

Dang, that's sad.

Llamas.

Guess when you're building astrapulses there's not much time for talking to your son.

Not so sure about that.

I don't understand.

You see there's gearheads then there's science nerds. One kind garage, the other kind lab, you know. Your father was a good gearhead but I just can't see how he'll make something like the

pulse.

He's no science nerd.

How would you know this from talking to him once?

Cause I'm both.

Dang.

I'm the one going to fix your suit.

Super strong gear head and science nerd?

Hey, you got a wife or something?

That one.

What do you mean by that?

That's your father's suit.

We gonna make this one the robber's suit. Oh, let's go. What do you mean by that?

Ohhhhh, let's go!

That is clean! Take it, brother. Royd, I don't know what to say. Thank you. Thank you is what I need to say.

This is unreal.

We make the man Mecca again.

Hey, let's go. Dispatch. Hey, we back. My neck is whacked.

Dang, Gollum!

I think you did that on purpose.

Shout out, Colby. Ah

Water boy, come on man. Hey chase. I need a favor

Favor, it's not enough of a favor getting you this job working with those stupid pieces of

His name's beef and he's the favor. You mind keeping an eye out? I feel bad leaving him at home, but I don't want anything happening to him.

Robert, I would literally let everyone here melt in eternal hell, including you, before anything

happens to this dog.

Chase, relax!

What's your name, little guy?

What's his name?

My name's Beef, and I'm naked. Oh, no, I refuse to believe that's what he sounds like

Sure, yeah

What up blaze

Here to talk about your new boyfriend about the other day with phenomena man. Oh, yeah, we're done dinner Oh, it was awkward. It's why I didn't want you to come. Phenomaman and I broke up.

We're in there. We're in there.

Let's go!

Let's go!

I came in with a attitude. One sentence bro. I'm on cloud nine, let's go.

Over Tokyo dream sushi?

Yeah, it's just the timing felt right. I don't know.

Sometimes you just gotta shake it up.

Okay.

It felt a little impulsive, but maybe it was a long time coming.

It's hard to say.

Are you happy?

Well, are you happy?

I don't know.

I don't think I know yet. It is what it is. But that's actually not what I wanted to talk to you about. I was thinking about it over the weekend and I'm going to cut someone from the Z team. What?

Or you are, rather. Maybe I'm just looking to shake things up all over the place. Create a sense of urgency.

You sure about that?

Well, less sure now. You think it's a bad idea?

I'm just not sure how it'll play out.

The reality is, cutting someone towards the bottom of the leaderboards will show everyone we're serious. I'll let the team know. Oh, I already did.

I suppose it'll be an interesting shift.

Dang.

I mean, I felt like everybody was doing a good job. Oh, Invisigow, was it?

Cutty, huh?

Eh, she ain't bad.

Those three ain't.

Did you come over here to tell me that?

Because it's almost exactly the information

related work gives you.

Actually, smart ass, I came over to tell you

that one of your team members is in need of assistance.

Sonar, you all right? Why are you sending a distress call

when you haven't left the building?

Could you send a locksmith downstairs?

What happened?

Coop seduced me.

I said, hey, wanna see something cool? And then handcuffed you to a squat rack.

But you said it with a hot voice, so I assumed you meant booze.

Okay, team, I know Blazer mentioned someone's getting cut, but don't let that distract you from doing a good job out there. That's what you'll be judged on

Sorry, what's bullshit?

How is that?

Okay false I am judging you right now

Also false of course I'm being judged along with the rest of you are you do you know what a job is? What the hell is going on? All right, fine, just ignore the pressure and do your jobs. You don't need to be first, you just can't be last.

Sorry, Moist Critical.

And help Bat Boner.

Bat Boner.

Don't ask. Losing feeling in my hand and not in a fun-

We gotta get straight into the mini game. I didn't wanna start with this. I have to think with this.

There was an altercation with my team and a monster down at the beach and there's some debris of... There's body parts left behind.

Okay, remove giant monster remains flambe.

I think we can pull this off.

And then wait, I did not pick you.

Yeah, no.

Wait, what?

Dude, it's my controller bugged. I don't know what the freak is happening. It's automatically adding a second person. Let's just send it. I don't know what's happening.

Wait, what?

Nobody sabotages me except me! That's more of an existential thing.

Why get in the pod in the first place? I don't want to talk about it.

Splish splash baby.

What the freak? Hero sabotage, golem locked flounder in a sensory deprivation tank? All right, let's hack it. Hey, haven't had to do this in a little bit. Haven't had to do this in a little bit. Up and then left, left, up.

And then left. Up. And then we're gonna go down. Then we're gonna go down they were gonna go

up right now left I am I want to do I'm drowning in here

hold on dude I'm hacking you out maybe

still got it

we gotta go get the key right gotta get the password almost up left down down okay got it

hey we in there drowning in a sensory depri deprivation tank is not the kind of wet I like to be, Robert.

Got it.

Uh huh.

You know, this is really f***ing immature, guys. Serves them right.

You let your guard down, you perish.

Wait, what?

Why did he come back?

Emphasis on live.

Oh my god. You do realize that sabotaging each other isn't going to guarantee you a spot on the team right?

F***ing idiots.

Oh my goodness bro.

Oh ho ho ho!

That's close! That was...uh...competent.

That was close.

I don't want to fail any freaking jobs.

Is the drug deal happening at the Torrance airport right now? That was close. I don't want to fail any freaking jobs.

Who is this?

Convincingly posed as a buyer, preferably someone highly educated on drugs. Alright Charlie, you're going in. Coop, you go with him.

Oh my goodness. All right, Charlie, you're going in. Coop, you go with him. Close your eyes. You're not gonna like what you see anyway.

Goodness.

Drug bust?

F**k yeah.

My two favorite things, drugs and boobs.

Where's Coop?

Ah! Whoa!

I didn't know dogs could be so huge and menacing.

Sonar trapped Coop in an alley with an angry dog. Bro, what are y'all doing?

Evade.

I've evaded capture by seven foreign agencies. I can evade a dog.

Dude, what amazes me is that they have lines. Each person has lines for every situation. What if I would have sent punch up jacksepticeye you recorded a line for that situation?

Turtle fans moved in flip to grill started a fight and ruined

a bunch of hot dogs.

Break up a fight. Go on offensive if you have to that means I need to be able to speak Prism on my way you got that I'm not sending two people this time

Yeah, there you go

Hey, my grandma just got scammed by someone claiming they work for you guys. She gave them her credit card numbers, social security numbers, all the bad numbers.

Okay, speak to a victim gather intel. So someone who's a little bit smart and charismatic. Let's send my level up.

Punch up you go to.

I'll behave.

Maybe. Wait, what? What's happening? Invisigel is playing a loud sound of deaf and sonar. Plug up your ears with sand noise. How about plug up your ears? Maybe.

Let's go. Let's go. I plug my ears with my socks.

If I get blisters, I'm suing.

That's tough.

How did this job go? Did the drug bust? Oh my goodness. We're not getting 100%

I'll be right back.

Just got to go powder my cocaine.

Oh, what's happening here?

Dude, you promised me you were gonna come back.

I will, right after this bump.

And like four more bumps.

Bro. It's been a while since I had to call in a coke-related favor,

but this was worth it for sure.

Oh, f*** yeah. Can y'all let me concentrate on my job here we followed okay so who's on the previous job sooner all right we're not ready for that yet we need we need sonar on that job what happened at the Oh my! Come on, come on, come on. Oh, dang it, I knew I should've sent punch up here. All right, Malibu, how'd you do over here? I don't wanna fail any more jobs.

Dude, oh my goodness.

Another day saved, or whatever the.

Thanks, good job. hurry up and rest we're gonna make it we're gonna make it all right get him in there go on the offensive strike the base you look different wait what on a call with plus two slots, certain slots may grant plus two. Okay, go handle that.

Is that a new gas station?

Dude, why do you care?

Levelo always humors me.

We got some level up stuff. Charisma, let's confirm that. And then we got another level up. Let's do combat. Yes. Okay. Y'all, I definitely didn't fail this yeah oh

yeah oh yeah not got this that's my guy not really I can't stand any of you or some more bigger yeah yeah watch me burn okay so he flambes on his streak you got Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so he flambes on his streak. You got someone that can figure out

how to stop a landslide?

Stop a- Stand aside.

As hot and threatening as that sounds, I'm not going anywhere.

We're tied for the bottom with invisible gal.

Not for long.

Oh, so that means- Dude. you can't take them off the job. They're forcing their way.

Cool.

Let's go.

My boy. Excellent choice. First of many we could make together.

You have signed your death warrant.

Next time. Don't promise a man boobs.

No one promised you anything.

Someone pushed me into the pool during the water aerobics class. They refused to let me leave. I hate the water. Describe your diarrhea earlier. Wow. Okay.

Which one is the agility one? I guess the backstroke, right?

Yes

You should really see my butterfly stroke, okay

What From coming home. She's fine, just walked into my sword with her face a little bit.

I don't believe in punching women, but I do believe in punching demons.

Yeah, try it.

Let her know, Jack, let her know. Why am I only at 70%?

Today, torrents. Tomorrow, also torrents, probably. Like, statistically speaking.

Dude, this guy just leveled up twice? Let's give him some more, uh, no, intelligence.

Yeah.

Half man, half bat, all freak.

What?

Bruh. Alright, hold on.

2A Brawl has turned into the mascot inquisition. I cannot outrun them forever.

This suit, it's too hot.

Oh, Coop is injured? She's like my fastest person. Oh, Invisigow, get out there.

You got this.

Okay.

Okay, get out there.

Gollum, you go too.

Guess what?

Don't care.

You gonna be online tonight?

Can we get some help over here? The lot is packed.

No one moved in like an hour.

Reroute traffic? Lift their spirits. Okay, Prism. I know that's easy.

I'm busy, but okay.

Nah, get out there. Reroute the traffic. What does that even mean? Like someone who can speak well, maybe? You should have that.

Hey, so like my friend's boyfriend was like bragging about how he pretends to be SDN and scams people.

He's a real piece of shit.

What?

What's my job here? Investigate the tip deliver suspect back. I'm gonna go punch up

Head there

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

Investigate I feel like they got to be smart right Malevolent you go, too We don't have a lot of smart people. We should fix that. I'd rather follow up on that tip

Let's see about this suspicious van. Wait, what?

Oh, this van. Halt the train before it crashes. Flambe, you're gonna have to solo that.

Ah, excellent choice.

You know, giving my place on the leaderboard and all.

Okay, yeah, shut up.

We'll see how these jobs go. Coop, what's going on with you again? How do we fix her? All right, let's check these jobs. Guess I'm about to fail everything. 85, no, we got that, we got that, we're in there. Let's go, guys.

Good stuff. Well, it wasn't our guy, but we at least put a stalker away, so I'll call that a success.

Yeah, me too. How'd this one go? How'd this one go? 53?

Oh my, okay. What type of shmup you wouldn't understand?

Shut up.

All right, what's this one? Save the mascot. Bruh, I'm not with these, I'm not with these not 100%s, bro.

Nice.

I'm not judging these missions correctly. Invisi-Guy leveled up, let's get it. This one, runaway train.

Oh my.

Great.

Yeah, that's exactly what I figured would happen.

How was that? How was the shield rescue? All right, man. Let's make her a little bit more smart Well, it's leveled up and visit gal let's give her a little bit more mobility

Sparkler spotted headed towards the alley I'll handle this. Uh, okay. Yeah, nah.

Cool. Handle that, malevolent. Don't fail. Stay out of my way.

F*** off.

Wait, what?

What are you doing, Invisigow?

Not getting cut?

It's like you said. The way to win this leaderboard game is to not lose, right?

Yeah, that's not what I said.

I'm pretty sure that's what you said.

Oh, right. What is she...

Oh, this guy again?

Oh, shoot!

Wow.

Dang, she would have been dead!

This freaking guy again?

Yeah, so the perp that just ran by was light and struck. This is now the second time that you let him get away.

Oh, no sh**! That's crazy! The ball out! Chill out!

What do you mean chill out? The freaking guy got away!

Oh, she's trying to kill her.

I'd normally say cut her, but the way things are going, I'd cut the whole damn team. You need a reset, Robbie.

All Z-Team back to base and in the conference room in 20 minutes.

Lack of team synergy?

Dang.

I don't like that I failed two calls, man.

I was trying to do a no-fail run.

That failed. Comedy, baby. That's what I do. that failed comedy baby that's what I do

anyone else think this is a waste of time

Koop! High key Koop is my favorite on the team she doesn't fail jobs can everybody take a seat so we can get

started hey can I get your attention please I would like to get started Get out. Oh, he turns you right. Hey. You.

Get out of here.

Yeah, you.

F***ing Barney Rubble f*** off. You can ask one of your teammates to fill you in later.

You, bitch.

I'm gonna let you go.

Then I won't just kick you out of this room. I'll kick you out of the whole Phoenix program. You can go back to whatever life was so lame that you thought coming here was an improvement or you can step outside and think about what you want from all of this. Why you're here. Something everyone in this room should be thinking about.

Talk to him. Talk, talk to him. Talk to him. We on savage mode. I'm sick of these dweebs.

What's Golem sitting outside for?

He's in timeout.

I got s*** to do.

I don't have time for this.

So we getting this party started?

Yeah, what's this s*** about? Let's go, come on. I can't waste my time, let's go.

Okay, as you know, by the end of today, one of you will be cut from the Z-Team.

This is bulls***.

You said that already. As you know, by the end of today, one of you will be cut from the Z team. Probably about to be gobbled.

You said that already.

Cut me from a job I didn't want in the first place.

Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave us a dispatcher who knew what they were doing,

you wouldn't have to throw no one out.

Hey, all right, now, I think we're rocking like a what? 90 something percent success rate? I think I'm a darn good disrespect. Nicki Mirage, I'm standing right here. You can talk to me.

I wasn't talking to you. Which weekend superhero team did you come from?

Geek Squad?

Doesn't matter where I'm from, Cardi C. What matters is I'm here to figure out who stays and who goes.

Yeah, chill out, lady.

Let the man talk.

Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You hipster mother over here looking like Mumford or his son

That was funny. See we're just busting balls. Keep talking. You won't have your tiny inbred balls left to bust

Ask next time or there won't be a next time. Don't touch me you butter knife

Oh my goodness all this drama

If I'm Robert I'm leaving no way I'm sorry Blaze we can still you know, you can! If I'm Robert, I'm leaving. No way, I'm sorry, Blaze. We can still, you know, you can call me. I'm off of this. Give me my suit back. I got some duct tape, rubber bands.

I'ma figure it out. This is, I'm not Maury Popovich. Marty C., Nicki, Mirage? Oh, Prism, you can't come back to work tomorrow.

Them names. Oh, Prism, you can't come back to work tomorrow. Damn it! Wait.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Most people will look around this room and see a bunch of villains, not even the super kind, just plain running the mill vanilla villains.

Dang.

But that's not what I see, because lucky for you, I'm not most people when I look around this room what I see is

I see pain. Did you not plan this ahead of time?

pain

Describes what I'm feeling now. I can't take that pain away I can't punish all those that hurt you But I can teach you how to harness it to use it to make something good out of the part of you they didn't get. You're all part of the Phoenix program. Any of you know what a Phoenix is?

Ooh, a city in Arizona.

Yeah, the sweltering ballsack of America. Nah, if Florida's the d***, then Louisiana's gotta be the ballsack.

Just, you know, position.

The Phoenix,

Sorry.

Chains, position. The phoenix, Sorry. According to legend, is a beautiful bird of prey that was so tired of its immortality, it tricked the sun god into dropping a spark on its nest to set it ablaze, burning it to sh- But instead of dying,

the phoenix emerged from ash, reborn.

Yeah, I gotta go.

Every single one of you are those flaming piles of burnt you especially now you can stay piles of shit like you've been your whole life or we can turn this thing around the Phoenix symbolizes redemption that's what you're here for is what connects everyone in this room Yeah, burn up who you were to become who you were meant to be. Yes, Robert

This is also a lame span my lame roommate listens to you. You're late. You know that pen you would what are you talking about?

I was here the whole time. I turned invisible genius. Remember

Great, then, you know, we're cutting someone and you, Ms. Hot Topic Sale, are at the bottom of the leaderboards. Have a better second shift.

I need this job. What for a coupe? We all know you'll just be working the roulette

wheel. That's a croupier you idiot. I'm just saying, you're a degenerate gambler. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hey, man, this is stressful. I feel like I'm working here. I guess I am technically.

Great speech back there, Robert.

Thanks.

All right, everyone. You heard the man.

Get out there and do some stellar dispatching. You got this.

Nobody trying to listen to you blossom, Miss Powerpuff Girl.

My client requires protection while he does some shopping.

I remember this man, and he's right to be paranoid. Secret police hired me three years ago to kill him. He pissed off the wrong dictator who shall remain nameless.

Okay, so wait, protect? No,? No no no you're not going to punch him. You got that jagged boy. Heading straight there right after I piss. Come on too much iris tea or whatever the freak y'all drink. Oh no coffee his coffee brand. Some just cut me in line at the Utopia concert.

I've been here for 12 f****** hours.

You calling the cops for this?

I like her.

You basic, bad b****. You've got super hearing and you use it to listen to a girl who knows four chords and can't write a song to save her life.

Say what you want.

It's catchy.

Unbelievable.

Peacefully smooth out the line. Peacefully. I would think that's speaking. Malevolent, you go too. You can ride with me.

I'm gonna give you a nickname. What about Caliente? Ugh, no. Fine. Horny? Nah, I'll take that. Yo, Mal, what kind of music you got in your heavy rotation right now?

You know, honestly, it's a lot of ska, but I had like a really big techno yodeling phase

recently too.

Dang.

Freaking go.

Anything good you'd recommend?

Depends.

Do you like the sensation of your swing?

These conversations are too long. I'm good. All right, all for me. Oh, powers, wait. Oh, I forgot about that. You gotta put them in specific situations to even learn what their power is. More combat.

Yeah.

What's going on here?

The line cutter pulled out a knife, actually several knives. Show her star power.

Music to my mother in ears.

Handle that pr. Handle that. I'm stacking mad dubs today baby. Alright Cardi C. Alright. Wow Malevolent really is like jack of all trades here. Let's give her some mobility. Why not? We need somebody that can do everything on the team. I guess that's you Malevolent. I think there's some kind of cult recruiting outside my store. They're creeping everyone out. A cult? Identify the loiters. Tell them to disperse. Okay, identify and then tell them to disperse. So speak to them. Yeah, Gollum, go. No. Oh, you don't want to go, huh who's getting cut guess who's getting cut golem golem I don't know how you say his name

Yeah, cuz there's no there's not even any other jobs going on wait what the matching jumpsuit weirdos are definitely a cult that's recruiting What's the best approach free their minds I guess Awesome job guys

There's a bunch of men in the basement of the Giga Burger for some kind of... Fight club.

I don't know how they got here, but they need to go.

There's been fighting tourneys ever since the first chimp made a fist. You're crazy if you think you can shut this down.

Matter of fact, for that punch-up, get in there. You're going. I think the two of y'all should be good.

Whatever you say, boss. I still think this is a waste of time.

Yeah, okay.

My client requires protection at lunch with the governor of California.

But he's still alive.

Are you going soft on us, Coop?

Please. They couldn't pay. So I canceled the job. No cash, no kill. So far, SDN's always paid on time and in full. So as long as the check's clear, I will kill or protect as they see fit.

Uh, I thought they didn't let us kill people around here.

As they see fit.

I literally don't know which job they were talking about. Protect the subscriber while he has lunch. That's the shield one. Invisigow, you're gonna have to go.

Whatever.

I'm sorry to inconvenience you from sitting around at SDN headquarters.

All right, how'd y'all do?

Word on the street is the tourney just relocated.

Let's freaking go.

Output nowhere.

I'm on it.

Good job, guys. Got this one go.

I'm going to be insufferable about this.

I've learned from my sources that the next tournament will be held at the refinery in one hour.

What is this?

Shut down tournament fighting the tournament entire. Come on, Robert, send me in to compete. Wait, what? This is shut down tournament fighting the tournament entire

on Robert send me in to compete. I'll win so hard.

We've bankrupt every bookie in Torrance.

Oh, okay.

So punch out will receive 200 XP or entire team will receive

XP Jack.

I love you, but I'm not about to miss out on this group XP convince the organizer to cancel the tournament.

Yeah.

Don't mess with perfection.

He's so real for that.

Prism.

You used I used to like you.

Okay.

You wouldn't understand.

Shut up.

I don't know about that no more Nicki Minaj. I stuttered.

They messed it up.

Narcan killjoy goody two shoes piece of.

Who do you think the SDN can be bribed?

Maybe this whole leaderboard thing goes away.

Bribes, doubtful, but how do you think they feel about menacing threats?

How'd y'all do, how'd y'all do?

Y'all shut the tournament down? Yes you did. Give me that group tournament. Group XP baby. Synergy. Wait, I saw some synergy stuff.

Minor increase when success when sent together.

Oh cool.

Let's make her a little smarter. Let's make him a little stronger. Thought you were stronger dude. And let's make him a little stronger. Don't you a stronger dude? And let's make cool. My personal favorite a little faster.

Ready?

Set fire.

Let's learn to fly.

Well, officially, legally, your flight capable heroes need

a flight license.

Flight license. Oh, so she has to get taken out the game for a second. flight license. Flight license. Oh, so she has to get taken out the game for a second.

Very well.

All right.

Go to flight school.

Coop.

Hurry up with that.

My client requires protection at the Torrance Pier.

Who's on a previous job?

Those two.

Okay, y'all to go back.

I guess I'm not busy.

You with this freaking morning and groaning, dude.

Gotta disarm him, huh? Just like Granny?

Uh, maybe not just like Granny. You feel me?

What's going on here?

An American killjoy, goody two-shoes piece of sh-

Get on air with Bone Zone? Participate in friendly debate? Alright, we need sonar on this. I don't think we're gonna make it.

Yo, Flambe.

About your position at the top of the leaderboard.

Don't be jealous.

I took a little peek at your file. Apparently you've contained more fires

than anyone else on the team.

I'm like a psychic man.

I can sense where they're going to be before they happen.

Listen, listen, there's a lot of potential here for a good housing insurance scheme.

You just need a middle man.

I could be your guy.

Interesting.

You know, if I never in the market for a rat with wings, I know where to find you.

I can't believe I missed that job, guys. I should have just used the freaking second wind on Sonar. I'm embarrassed. Hey, coop flies to call locations, greatly reducing travel time.

Let's go.

If there's someone who needs extra hero training, I got some time now. Let's send Flambe.

What's this one?

Lightning struck spotted.

Urgent care on Ficklefield Street.

On what street? Apprehend lightning struck. Go quickly before he gets away. Don't underestimate him. Hit him hard.

What's this job?

Help, I am at the torrents bank

and there's these guys with masks and guns.

Approach swiftly, but with caution. Rescue the bank, fight the robbers. Our team is not balanced. We don't have a lot of quick people. Cool, we need you.

Okay, back to it.

You in? people. Cool. We need you. Okay, back to it. You win. You mind if I smoke? Let's get you in. Y'all should have that. I know it's a four person job, but look at the speed and look at the power. Y'all got that. Hey, Vizzy, watch me catch this electric. I just missed another job. After a success, Flambe also reduces call completion and travel time. Exceeding twice will set Flambe's combat mobility to max and removes rest time. After a fail, Flambe's stats drop to one.

Let's go Supernova.

Full chaos, baby.

This was a horrible shift on my part. I missed two calls. Trying to wait instead of just sending someone. How'd you guys do? I know y'all balled out. 82, I knew it.

I knew y'all was Gucci.

Let's go.

Synergy. All right, let's go more bigger. And, oh, nobody has leveled up, okay.

Huh, pretty breathtaking walk back there. Not too shabby. Not too shabby not to show me at all it's like working as a team uh-huh baby that's got a name it's teamwork isn't that like a sex thing what type of sex thing would that be? It's not really safe for work, you know.

I'll text it to you. One sec.

Oh damn boy! That's some f***ing teamwork, alright!

What are y'all demons talking about? Okay, show rewards. What happened? Choose one hero to receive the vigor skill upgrade. Maybe flambe. Okay, performance bonus.

Thank you for your hard work. Plus one hacking health plus one random point.

InvisiGod, where are you going?

Yeah, she about to get cut. It's either her or Golem.

Golem. Yeah, she about to get cut. It's either her or Gollum. Gollum.

Oh, you're so sad.

Oh man.

Yeah, you are. You're on it. You're not making it easy for me. You're making it easy for you.

You don't get it.

Some people are born to be heroes. I'm not one of them.

I tried, just wasn't meant to be.

Meant to be?

What are you talking about? Blazer, the Nama man, they have hero powers. Strong, out there for all to see.

Flying through the sky, nothing to hide.

What's your point?

I have villain powers. I can turn invisible and skulk in the shadows.

My powers let me steal and watch famous people.

Wow. Number two, I never looked at it like that. Like some powers, maybe a little clumsily, but you can kind of inherently attach a good or evil affinity to their power. But I say clumsily, cause you could do a lot of good from turning invisible as well. It's just, you could also do probably more evil things

if you could just turn invisible.

Being a villain is my fate.

It's in the stars. In the same way that Blonde Blazer was always meant to be a hero.

The stars.

The stars.

Oh, you're looking for answers in the stars? Well, listen, they're just rocks or gas or aliens.

I don't know. If you don't know, why are you still talking?

They're not even real, okay?

Any message you're seeing is light that took thousands of years to hit your eyeballs, so... If you're getting any messages, it's useless. Because it was for some s*** that died a long time ago.

You've already been a hero, okay?

You have no idea what I'm dealing with. Oh get out of here. At least you were born with powers I don't have shit. So according to your dumb theory, I should be an accountant

You aren't far off

From being a hero before and they won't keep me from being a hero again. All right, Robert. Oh my God, you wanna talk about fate? That lightning struck has been on a spree is two blocks from your location. Maybe it's third time's the charm.

I told you, I'm out.

You really wanna let this idiot get one over on you a third time?

What makes you think it'd be any different? The day's not done.

Get this guy in, it could make a difference.

He stole a roll of pennies out of the cash register at Granny's.

I don't think he's moving the needle.

He's about to steal a quarter of a million dollars of jewelry. Respect. So go move the needle. Or are you just gonna sit there and subject kids to secondhand smoke?

Dude, Or are you just gonna sit there and subject kids to secondhand smoke?

Dude, I'm not about to beg this chick to like, not get cut. When we don't even know her backstory, she just-

Don't do it.

Don't f***ing get that kid a cigarette.

Wait, what?

He's the one I bummed it from.

What's the address?

Shut the f*** up!

Oh my-

Bruh

I might have to upload this

You ain't worried about a hero crashing the party?

Load that up

Where's Phenomaman and Blondblazer at? Y'all just letting this guy continually rob everybody.

Oh, where's your boy?

All right.

If it's a gal, let's go.

Let's go.

You don't that girl.

Sure.

You want to do this again?

Yeah, just destroy all the jury that you're gonna sell this ago, are you all right?

How do you find them going visible and not talk out! It's not fair that you can see me,

but I can't see you.

I'm flying blind here, I can't see anything.

Great, give me a second to tap into this.

Invisible, maybe she should get kicked off. You got one of the most OP powers, turning invisible. How are you not like, not like all right more tricky?

Sure.

Take your time.

Wait, what? Wait, what?

Antivirus see they're talking the guys talking to me. So that's an antivirus thing.

Oh, what is it?

Antivirus there you Oh. Oh, f**k. What? What is it? Antivirus.

There you are. Let's go.

Antivirus. Okay, that's kinda cool.

Got it.

I can see again.

That makes one of us. So where the hell is he?

Go invisible and stand up and look at him.

I can't see him from this camera. Let me try to get another one online

well I'm screwed now okay I created a loop hahaha idiot alright where we going now

uh uh uh uh uh

yeah stay over there you freaking anti-virus. Override completed. Clearly you could've just looked up. You could've just used your super powers. Master like this guy.

I got a plan.

Okay, we bought the do. Let's start this right. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, get body loser. Yeah, we're gonna isolate you. You're out. Uh uh uh uh uh uh. Aw dang it. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh. We're out here. System override completed.

Got it.

On the count of three I'm to turn on the main overhead lights, which should temporarily blind him, giving you a chance to take him out.

One...

Two...

Three!

Come on. She is... she is literally trash. Oh Take the gun off of them

Wait, what about lights out thunder? No hero. No, let me try that again. Yeah, you see me?

Wait, uh, what about...

Lights out, Thunder Cook.

Alright.

Alright.

That's the one.

Would have been better if you said it first.

Right, cause Lightning Thunder struck Cook so close.

Sheesh.

Finally, got this dude up out of there.

Hey, Bengal boy! Walk like Bengal. Hey Bengal boy, f*** you! Way to go!

Let's go!

Why are those a**holes not being a**holes?

Isn't this what you were going for?

Yeah, but I didn't think it would work. I don't get it.

So, this one keeps the comm line one-on-one. This one connects to the whole team. And this one goes out to the entire branch. You got off light. One dispatcher broadcast the details of his botched circumcision. HR nightmare.

Did you mean all that? You really think she has a shot? All that stuff about fate sounded good, but...

Everyone has a shot.

I don't know if you were just saying what you thought she needed to hear.

Yeah, everyone has a shot. People are who they choose to be. If Invisigod wants this, she has to commit. It's too easy to quit when you're not good at something. It's a steep learning curve.

This dude's a rabbit, bro. I like him.

This mission was textbook. Genuinely, dude, I'm really happy for you.

I'm glad they buddy-buddy.

So, it's between Simba and Coop.

Wait, what?

That's not, no. Invisigow's still at the bottom of the board.

Oh, the one in the bullpen? That thing updates every hour. Invisigow moved up. Catching lightning struck really gave her a huge boost. Wow. Really? The donut shop escape, slipping past Malevola. Now the jewelry store really bumped up the wanted levels.

It's like missing the free throw on purpose

to get the put back.

Yeah, exactly. I don't watch football, but I get it. Wow. Look, I know I'm not supposed to play favorites here, but even if she was on the bottom, I'm not sure I'd have let you cut her.

That is a good thing she's not.

Yeah, so these two are now tied for last place. Who do we cut? Sonar or Coop? It's your call.

Bro, that's brutal.

Let me tell you why. Number one, these two are our resident experts in their respective fields. Coop is our fastest person. Sonar is our smartest person. They want me to cut one of... Coop is my favorite, but Sonar is more critical.

I don't know what to do. Dang, that sucks, man. I'm really, I'm literally about to flip a coin too. But let's see what happens if the time runs out. Like, what happens? Do I get fired if the time runs out?

Sonar it is.

Wait, what?

What?

I used this to stop speaking before you even

left the building today, so I'm not sure it's gonna work.

Why did it auto-pick sonar?

The game wanted to get Charlie out of there I was literally about to flip a coin, bro I just wanted to see what happened if the time runs out what happened

He thought he was gonna see boobs and got tricked you somehow gave me too much detail and not enough detail in one sentence All right, I'll get started on the paperwork

I'll let him know

Rest in peace on our new job Robert Great work today. Hey flirt you can flirt. You're single. I'm single. Ah, yeah. Oh no.

So, I'm sure you know why you're here.

Not at all, man. No clue. What's up? What's going on, Robbie?

You, um... Well, I'm cutting you.

What? No. What? Invisigals? She should be getting cut. She's on the bottom.

Not anymore, actually. Her last dispatch put her above you.

What the-

Hey! They're gonna call security!

This isn't over.

It actually is.

Sorry it didn't work out.

Watch your back, Robert. Why is this...

Did you...

Uh, no. You must have just locked it.

Sorry, force of... F*** you!

Dang.

That's brutal.

Don't even know it was between you. You almost just got fired, cool. Which I don't think either of them should have been at the bottom regardless.

No, he just left it.

You are spoiling him. Nonsense. Talk about- You ready to go home, bud?

Look, she wants to be a hero deep down.

Look, look. It's okay to want to be good it's okay look at you yeah exposed now I was curious about her powers did you notice her phone disappeared as well anything she touches goes invisible which means if she had a Glock 19 she could go invisible literally walk up to in front of you what she's overpowered and yet she kept it took her 18 attempts for cluster truck whatever the dude named thunder strike Thunderstrike! I still would've cut you.

Well no one f***ing asked you old man.

Lucky f***ing for you.

Thanks.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Hey.

Episode 3 baby! Hey, episode three baby, Corey Kenshin on that dispatch. Hey, sorry Moist Critical, wasn't personal. The game made me cut you. I was about to flip a coin, man. They said F you.

Ah.

All right, let's continue.

Oh, dang.

Definitely in the minority with this.

Oh.

I am not making the decisions everybody's making right now.

Okay.

You and 1% of players helped? Wait, what? Y'all didn't help? Y'all trash! That's jacked up. You and 22% said you're the two times a hero is sabotage you help them when they'll injury two times you win 30% decide to shut down a tournament you win 89% protected Victor your most in here was sonar and then he got fired That's so crazy. That's game plot cheese, man

He would he definitely would not have been at the bottom know what it been at the bottom golem golem It's like a been on two jobs

What

Wait what wait what who Wait what? Who is that? Yo is that Robert? No way. No way. No way. I'm cutting all of this out but... Robert! Let me debrief you on what just happened though.

Shenanigans. what just happened though shenanigans bunch of knickknacks and doodads was taking place on my screen don't worry about it sweetheart don't worry big big crush Hey, Dispatch, what the? Hey, Dispatch, we on episode four, episode four. Time to get out the door. Messed that up.

About to go to work. Hey, hey, ay, ay On that dispatch, on that dispatch, on that, ay, ay Blonde blaze, I'm bout to holla go crazy

New job, who dis?

I would have unplugged my whole computer

All y'all getting cut

All y'all getting cut she was tight with sonar never understood why but then again, I don't know a whole lot about demonic

That's a thing right like Ritchie stuff. I don't know what I'm talking about. Anyway, it's best to keep an eye on her

The problem with only cutting one of them is now you got to deal with their pissy friends poisoning the rest of the team Nah, they're all soft. That's why I would have cut them all starting with that soul

Why she staring at you don't you got some work to do don't you got some dementia to onset I? That one stung a little Blazers looking at backfilling the open spot with phenomenal man a water boy

For now my man one one of them is the poster boy of SDN and the other guy pukes water. What am I missing?

Oh!

From the break up? Phenomenon. I mean, water boy.

What the freak is wrong with you sorry

looks like there's no wrong answer now sometimes it's more about the person

than the powers

and good thing because the only reason anyone gave your sorry job. All right.

It wasn't that funny.

I mean, wait, what? I don't even want to know what that was.

He got the Astral pulse back for the pulse test 7 pilot ready.

We good out there.

You can talk. I can hear good up there oh we good all you Mecha men

protopulse let's go system power Simple locomotion. Complex locomotion.

Chet robots. Oh

Shoot get out get out Oh, I thought it was gonna blow up. Dang. Thanks Roy what is all this stuff?

Whole network expect me for process all the confiscated stuff Cuz we the bottom branch for SDN we catch all kinds work Did you just give me an uptown we take one bad guy stuff

Use them for cats to other bad guys We take one bad guy's stuff and She want me, she want me

She want me! Use them for catch the other bad guys Only good thing a lot of upgrade possibilities

You ever jerk off in this thing?

You low low, Vizzy

I mean, obviously you have right? I should really be asking how often. All the time.

All the time. I gotta work on this.

All the time actually.

Bro.

I like to bus after every big bus.

I should've said that.

I should've said that.

And I was pretty successful so you can imagine.

Sounds like loads of fun.

Bro.

Ah, you two got one weird energy going on, huh? Can you handle this HR violation some other place? I got work, yeah?

Robert was just leaving.

I can do this all day.

That's going to be tough, because Blazer sent me to get you like half an hour ago so... What is that?

Blazer, sorry. Um, you know what? I can come back.

Oh no, don't worry. I got this thing tonight, and they were supposed to send the dress yesterday. This isn't why you're here, but can you zip me up?

That's not what I was looking at anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not mine, by the way. They make me wear it, and it's back in the bag by midnight.

I got you, no worries.

What is happening today? The thing you're going to. SDN sponsoring a dinner... gala... thing. Radiant Valor, a night of triumph.

Why does that sound like a propaganda rally?

There.

Thank you.

Yeah, it does kind of sound like some sort of fascist-themed prom.

Wait, what?

What do you think?

Wait!

They were making alterations all morning.

Looks good.

You look, uh, great. Yeah, it's nice.

Great, yeah, thanks. I'm, my nipple's out.

A slight hue shift, I must say.

I would tell you if like your nipple was out out.

I appreciate that, but in the future, any hue shift is a no-go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

All right, for real now now how do I look the breakup story is out so I might be getting more attention than I'm comfortable with I think you look incredible thanks I was supposed to be going with him but I don't think he's gonna be making it the downtown branch branch dropped him. Indefinite suspension.

Is that your car?

What happened?

That's gonna be a weird insurance claim.

I'd like for you to talk to him.

Me? Why me?

You're the pep talk guy. You've been through a transition recently yourself. I think he could use some perspective.

Like perspective to join the Z team?

Chase mentioned it.

Yeah, the only candidates that make sense are him or Waterboy. And at the moment, it's close. Mostly, I'd like you to get enough of him.

Bro, we gotta go for Nama-Man, are you serious?

Oh, and tell him to stop with the edible arrangements. He keeps ending them, but with all melon.

That's disgusting. I'll see what I can do.

All melon?

Dang!

Heya, Phenomen-Man. How you doing, bud?

I have been better, Robert Robertson. The Blonde Blazer and I have ended our relationship. Yeah, I heard about that. I'm sorry for your, you know, your loss. It's very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment I'm contemplating flying into the sun.

Dang.

Absorbing all its energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again. Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.

I've been there. Last time I went through a breakup, I drank mescal, I blacked out when I came to I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I died and turned into a zombie hey turns out I passed out at a urinal and somebody threw me in a

dumpster thank you for sharing you are sad enough to understand do you think there is someone else perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this Oh, oh.

Savage mode. You already know what I'm about to kill me look phenomena man. I'm only telling you this because I don't want you hearing it from someone else I kiss blazer Before you incinerate me it's worth noting. I had no idea she was in a relationship

This happened while we were together

It just gets worse. No hold on she didn't kiss me. She didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kissed her.

So you are to blame for my sadness.

Maybe, but I doubt it. I'd guess this is something she was thinking about for a while.

I'm not that good of a kisser. Oh boy. Oh! Oh!

I now believe that you had nothing to do with our breakup.

I gotta get out of here.

What the freak is this game, dude?

What is happening?

What?

I literally don't know what's about to happen second to second. I thought he was about to squeeze me hug me Sucker lock lips, but you know what I'm relieved. I'm relieved that he knows

Don't kill me ah it seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of glass into your chest. Oh. Well.

Oh my goodness, man.

Where was the shootout? Parking lot. Didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this often. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Where's the shootout parking lot didn't think taking a desk job would have me bleeding this often

What are you doing here I had a dream last night that we were

Usually I don't remember my dreams but this one was pretty vivid

How was I how did I do? I didn't finish

Not what I asked We're talking about me How was I? You know, like, trying on a dress. You were there. I could have been. I could be anywhere.

And you chose to be here.

Sorry, I tried not to do that.

Don't worry about it, Waterboy. Bathrooms are for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest. Not for whatever this is.

Duh! You ruined this for me! It's, uh, I know. I know.

Oh my, Waterboy! What did you eat?!

Oh my, this episode, dude.

I don't know what beef, I don't know what's going on. All right. I was a call sit in the parking lot. Blaze trying on dresses in front of me. I don't know what's going on today, but I like it.

I wish I like it.

I wish I worked here. Dang.

Yeah.

By the skin of your teeth, Coop. You're still my favorite though.

Help us get this stuff out of the door.

I've been saying she's my favorite.

You guys do that kind of stuff, right?

Wait, what? Load the heavy furniture in boxes. Carry the golem. Do the one thing that you're good for.

Coming through.

I've been hearing a lot about some guy named Chad. I think he's trying to summon a demon. Wasn't there a cult of Chad?

Chad? Yeah.

Wait what? Join the cult? Wait what? Maybe we send someone in. Have them pretend to be interested in joining the cult. I'll take this one. Pretend to be interested, read through their

lives, learn their motives. In addition to her, someone who's smart. That's gonna be Prism.

Wanna dance?

Prism, have you finished the book I lent you?

Girl, I'm a slow reader, alright?

Besides, you promised fairy sex and so far...

It has to build.

Gollum.

Bro, you're about to be fired!

I'm gonna stay with it.

63%? We barely made that. All right. Look at his profile picture.

He tried to smile.

Let's go bigger, bro. Max bigger. All right, what's happening here?

Oh my God, hello? Is this SDN? I was driving along the coast and this guy in front of me just drove right off the side into the water.

Resuscitate any survivors if not rush them to the hospital. All right and visit gal.

Aren't you persistent?

Resuscitate you go to need to get some steps in anyway. What's this one? We're all at the football game return piece of the game using fist remove troublemakers. Lomba get in there. How to handle that.

Luke, can I borrow your mask? I got a date tonight at this masquerade thingy.

You may not.

See, this is why people think you're a b****.

You're braver than I thought. Fine, return it tomorrow morning, or I will cut out your tongue.

I really like-

Say less, baby, I got you.

Say less baby, I got you. Say less baby. I really like Coop. Um, they want us to drink blue liquid. Let's explain that we're allergic.

Oh, let's go.

Oh, let's go.

Too bad there's no Grammy for this.

Oh, let's go baby. That was close. Okay, let's go intellect. We got a jack of all trades, ladies and gentlemen. Coop, Coop, coop, coop. Let's go intelligent. I need you.

You fulfilling two roles now? I'm so sorry. What the freak is going on?

Hey, this is Jason from Nostalgia Alley. Someone just dropped off a box of games with a note saying there's a bomb inside one of them. Can you send someone?

All right, hold on. We don't have anybody. We don't have anybody to send. All right, so we got, we got Gollum. When did y'all get interrupted? Driver is out of the car, but isn't responding.

That's gotta be the shield one, right? Let's do that. Give them the kiss of life. Oh, compress their chest. Okay, good. Good. I still get a chance.

I was giving the power resuscitation talking. So we got to where the hell did you go?

Jobs not finished, dude. We need you to bring everything up to our new place.

I'm gonna need you to do that, bro.

Going as fast as I can

We got a lot of jobs right now and not a lot of people Search through the inbound identify and disarm the bomb boom handle that y'all to handle that please

We need more people and somebody else

This is too much

We're out of somebody's you're gonna have to make do that was close. Sound like my first manager. I fired his ass.

This is... we can't be everywhere at once.

I'm trying!

I can barely even be in one place.

It's clear that cutting sonar has left us vulnerable.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Coop has a point.

Noted. Can you just hang in there a little longer? I'll see what I can do. Yeah, well, calm as a fart, Robert. I didn't have a choice.

Which game is hiding the bomb? The Wolves Among Us, The Wolves Inside Us, Man Bomber, Jasper 2. I'm gonna guess Man Bomber. I mean, just a wild guess. Not this one.

All right, Wolves Inside Us, pause. Wolves Inside Us was a great game. It really makes you feel like, Oh, right. We found the bomb. Uh, let's deactivate the bomb. Yeah, we're there.

Come on, baby. We're there.

I'm stacking mad dubs today, baby.

What happened here? Come on, baby, we're there. I'm stacking mad dubs today, baby. Hey, Ray here.

We got another teardown for you. Mind coming down and doing some demo?

Destroy the remains, toss all the debris. Y'all should have that, right?

Can someone Google if Cauliflower here is an STD?

No. Oh my, we're done.

Yeah, I'm just like off my game today.

When a hero gets injured their stats are increased by one. If an injured gets hurt again they'll become downed.

The CEO of Brand Tech, Millman Brandt, hasn't been seen for days. And the board is asking SDN to do a wellness check.

Our only son-in-law is here considering

he actually knows who all these

are.

Well, he's not so we're going to have to go check on the holes ourselves.

You handle this one.

Then takes an all to know and all.

She's not gonna go.

Wow.

All right flambé and coop. Y'all gonna have to go. This is not a good. This is not good.

Give me all you got

Invest substitute teacher

Teach defense guards and grapples lead sparring assist with reflex

We just gotta... Malevolent's not going on their jobs! Guys, we literally got...

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. We can help somebody. Golem, you gotta go.

Go to the top! Dang!

We don't got a choice, guys.

You're clocking out early.

Mate, cut me if you want, but I'm out.

They needed full strength and full... This is crazy!

Alright, good job guys. What's going on? We got some level ups. Let's go intellect for her. For him, let's go combat all right what's going on how'd you guys do oh my goodness oh we got lucky stop why is it still going we just don't have

enough people I don't know what they want me to do.

I don't know what they want me to do. Look at this.

Look, I got no people to send. This went well. 76%.

Oh my goodness.

Well done.

Killing me. Intellect. We need smart people on a team, bro. Well done. Killing me. Intellect.

We need smart people on a team, bruh.

Okay.

What do we got?

What do we got?

What do we got? We need backup at the mall. Dozens of youths just started rushing us and looting the shops.

Catch and detain, but do not use force. I'm gonna trust more. Coop with this.

Sounds like a challenge. I accept.

Okay, what's this?

We cleared out everyone. Go to theater, locate the bomb.

Interesting.

We got nobody smart. Do what you can Invisigel.

Yeah, tell whatever loser that needs us

that I'm on my way.

Which one is even highlighted? Why is Flambe? Oh, he failed the job so all his skills are one?

Talk about impatient.

Assemble the furniture using instructions provided. We literally got one person to assemble.

Going in.

Phenomaman's still on the 405, just past him. He's gone from shaking his fist at cars to sadly directing traffic.

Well, at least he's putting his newfound cars to sadly directing traffic. Well at least he's putting his newfound pain to use. I had no idea Blazer was such a heartbreaker. Is that surprising? I'm just impressed. Didn't think she had it in her. Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to judge people. Gross you sound just like her. You calling me a

heartbreaker? In your dreams. We've cleared everyone out, but someone called us about a bomb. Which movie should we search? I don't know. Standing alive. The bombs in the theater somewhere in the in the vents crawl through the vents. Activate the AC.

Let's crawl through the vents. Ah, whatever. I don't know what's happening anymore.

Okay.

Catch as many looters.

We in there!

Oh my goodness!

Well that'd be all.

Wonderful.

On to the next one.

Do you see why Coop is goated? Coop is my goat! A 22% chance and she nailed it? Oh, Coop, you are not going nowhere, Coop. Okay, now what's happening at the other thing?

Dog walking.

We sent someone who doesn't walk. You know why? No one else was available.

Jackie boy!

Let's go!

Not too shabby.

Not too shabby at all, at all.

I see you!

I mean, sure.

Yeah.

I'm ready.

Send him.

What's this? Furniture assemble? Guess who we had to send? Flambé. Did work. Did freaking work.

Good job, dude.

Watch me burn.

Okay.

Hey, it's Jerry from ComicPug. We got a gift of some Mecha Man replicas, but with all the bomb threats going on, we

just want to be sure.

Okay, evacuate all civilians from the store. So I'm guessing smart, right?

I got you.

Invisi-Gal, get out there.

Sure, fine.

You gotta, you gotta get some momentum back.

Get your hands off that radio. I pick the tunes around here.

Okay, so Gollum expands to fill each empty slot, increasing its stats by 25%. Once per shift, all of Gollum's stats can be set within the database. Yes, this one. Spread thin, let's go.

Finally, the jobs are slowing down. Wait, disrupted, wait. Which Make Which make a man contains a bomb this is the stupidest thing prime Cool it was the mini make a man prime. It's flying around the shop and blasting All right boom there we go

Let's go

Can't see we it hit it.

You can't say you're not impressed.

You can't.

I mean you can, I just won't believe you.

Okay.

All right.

And that's lunch.

Thank.

Oh, great. I'm gonna drink my spicy water.

What?

Oh.

Spicy water.

Whoa, three fails and a miss? This is, guys, it's not, some of these are hard.

I don't know what to tell you.

Oh, water boy, huh? Still working on that? Hmm? Aren't these the best? I love the green ones.

The green do. All yours. Take the whole thing if you want.

Awesome. My lucky day. Oh, that's from... I know what's for lunch or dinner. Probably. Now? Sorry, I... for interrupting your meeting with Invisi-

Aw, goddammit, you threw my noodles away? My initials were literally on the box and everything.

I don't read things. Sometimes it's different, like a logo, but it's probably still good.

I don't want the trashed noodles, wet fart boy. Whoa, what are you doing? Whatever, it was an accident. Just aim your dick up and water piss it off. That's not...

You...

I'm gonna go rinse off.

How would you like to have to walk around work the rest of the day with shit on you?

I don't know, I don't think about that. Because it won't happen. Because I'm not a fucking idiot food thrower or a weigher. at food thrower away or it was an accident you don't have to be a bully about it you want this in your report talk to me talk to talk to you're just being a soft about it bully how am I being a bully

are we about the Lord on him yeah I wasn't expecting it to go straight that Yeah. Savage? Yes.

Well, if you're gonna eat it, I wish more of it got into your mouth. Go get cleaned up, then clean this up, then pick me up a BLT from Johnny's, and we'll call it even.

Dang.

Yes.

Oh, he listens to her.

Okay.

With no slack, huh?

Listen, Robert. Jesus. With no slang, huh? And you already know Phenomaman got cut by DTLA. Thanks for getting him out of the parking lot, by the way. It might also help to get, you know, an actual good person on your team, which I'm positive both of them are. They just have other issues.

And Phenom is an alien, not a person.

This is very interesting. I mean, should we not do Phenomaman? Assuming we can get his emotions in check, like we would literally skyrocket to be the best team. Or maybe I'm gassing him too much because what does he just strength and what, vigor?

Clearly Blonde Blazer doesn't want him on the team, which I don't really care what he wants. I feel like Waterboy is gonna be like, he's either going to be a really good, strong guy or a really evil guy. I don't know. And I don't know. If he's not one of those things, waste is it's a waste of a character.

He's got to be really powerful, evil like he snaps one day or like all of this encouragement from Robert, like makes him freaking spread his butterfly wings and he just becomes this Omega threat hero. So the biggest question is, am I willing to roll the dice on that?

Yeah, I think I'm picking Phenomenon.

Phenomenon, I guess. I'm. He has too much time to think right now. That's

Yeah, I feel the same way. He could use a distraction She was happy be weird with your ex-boyfriend hanging around. I mean, he's already hanging around

So he may as well be doing some good instead of moping around the parking lot crushing cars you make a good point I'll let him know you'll see him in the

roster for your team just got in stir steer or I'm oh my god I don't know yeah I don't like these decisions either Robert I don't like them. Hello Robert. A moment of your time. How do you move so fast? My jaunt is out.

I float. Oh yeah.

If it would make you more comfortable I could remove my clothes as well.

It would not.

Look, if this is about picking you for Z-Team wasn't even a hard decision.

Thank you.

No need.

You're a legend.

You should be out doing good. It's been a hard decision. Thank you. No need. Aw. You're a legend. You shook me up.

Doing good.

But to do good, you need to be doing good. That's what a human person would say.

He's about to die.

I'm sure some human person would say that.

Yeah.

My hug of gratitude seems to have reopened your chest worms.

Oh my goodness.

It's fine.

That was kind of touching. Oh, water boy's about to freaking sabotage me now. This part's becoming stressful.

Hey team, we appreciate you doing your best last shift under the circumstances, but we are here to help. More specifically, Phenomaman is here to help.

Yeah!

This is a joke, right?

Really? This guy?

What do you mean, this guy?

Did he also get fired?

Yeah. Listen, I know things have been difficult for him lately, but Robert and I believe he will make a great addition to the team.

Difficult because you dumped him?

Wow.

Fizzy.

Damn.

Wow. Don't mind me. Wow. Oh, oh, don't mind me.

The mean child is correct. It has indeed been difficult since the ending of my relationship with Blonde Blazer. But any opportunity to see her again will make every day easier.

Oh no.

I think you got it back, bro.

Yes.

It don't work that way, boy.

Trust me.

I'm a man. You've got it backwards, bro. Yes. It don't work that way, boy. Trust me. Phenomaman, you gotta move on, brother. But you about to get to work.

We have reason to believe that Mr. Vanderstank's life will be in danger at a meeting today.

Oh, man. Shout out Sonar. He would have loved to be on this mission. Stop the assassination, mobilize quickly, protect, capture, and detain? Phenomaman. Ha ha ha ha. We only got us in one.

I thought we were supposed to be getting help.

Apologies.

I thought I saw a blonde blazer in distress.

What the?

Phenomaman, I'm at the office.

Oh.

I see.

Oh, this was a mistake. Wait, did he not do the job?

I've got a great opportunity to show the sweeter side of your ex-criminal crew at SDN.

Yeah, I can't believe Sweet Talker went with Emily of all season.

Him and Carla seem perfect for each other.

Sinda charming and good-looking. I don't like you, but you got to get in there.

On my way.

They're not flame resistant, I'm f*** resistant.

Wait, so go to this one! So he didn't even do the job. Poop, get in there.

Swift as the night, sharp as my knife.

Handle that.

Oh, they're gonna piss their pants

when they see me coming.

Okay, what's this one? Recruit new subscribers with a cheerful, positive, and uplifting attitude. Nobody on the team. Prism, handle that, please.

Getting over.

I don't know, I feel like working in a gas station Prism, handle that, please.

Hero training. Okay, yeah, you do that. You do that, Amizigo.

What's happening here? I have recently learned of the American opossum. I find it fascinating how it carries its children on its back

Much like a bus What are you even talking about dude?

Those freaks nasty possums aren't pets man. I see flex your muscles breath

Boss boss wait what I don't even know what this means. Hey, flambe, you cook, right?

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Gone bananas. Awesome. He's like maxed out. Stop the assassination. 66%.

Oh my goodness.

I'm pleased to report my success.

Coop don't fail, I'm telling you. She just don't. It don't matter the odds. Hero training, good stuff Invisigow. If Invisigow's on a team, XP are doubled. Wow, double XP.

Come on now. Double XP. Prism, you had that. Easy, easy work.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, hack job?

We tracked down the assassin's temporary base of operations.

Bruh, come on. I got this.

Okay, so we're gonna start here.

Okay, so we need a code. This looks pretty intimidating, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know what's happening. Oh, shoot. How do we stopped him from moving? Okay, yeah, we he got to stay put. Okay, so we got the password left left up. Okay. Okay, so now he's locked over there. Okay. Right, right, down, left, left, up, right, right, down. Left, left, up, right, right, down.

Wait, what?

Where'd I gotta go?

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I don't know how we didn't fail that. I don't know how we didn't fail that I don't know how we didn't fail that let's freaking go they're after coop can you give her a heads up or something what the who's after cool okay let's let everybody rest

Fake fight the mascot make it look convincing but pull your punches prism you got good taste

Yeah Y'all got that. This is getting ridiculous. It's time to put an end to this

Take down the assassins. Identify the location.

Close your eyes. You're not going to like what you see.

Phenomenal man.

Phenomenal man. You go to look at the board. Oh my goodness.

He's a powerhouse.

Robert, I am sensing dissatisfaction amongst my new companions.

Is one of his powers stating the super obvious

Exacerbated size were a great indicator. No wonder blazer dumped you. All right, that's enough

You said you wanted help and I got you one of the best heroes at SDN best at pissing everyone off

Yeah, yeah, the best at crying the best at leaving a giant crater whenever he takes to the skies

Are a bunch of whiners. He's not going anywhere Good stuff though guys Good stuff Let's make her smart Prism you continue to ball out not gonna lie more charismatic

Okay, I

Know y'all killed this wait what? More charismatic. Okay.

I know y'all killed this. Wait, what?

I was about to say, I was about to say.

That works.

Good stuff, Phenomenal Man. Good job. Come on, everybody, cheer him on. He's gotta get some of that morale back.

Okay, so there's a mini...

No, baby. Tiny kaiju on the beach. It's actually pretty cute, but like where is its mom?

Capture? So we need someone fast? How do we heal Invisigow? Like she's been hurt this entire time. Y'all two got that.

They're a lot cooler in the movies.

Let's maybe not start a war here with an elite assassin organization try asking them to leave nicely

Convince their boss All right, we need we need smart people

We need to know dispatcher. Would you like to play a little game perhaps a

brain teaser. What? Uh-uh.

Ugh, I hate this asshole. Careful, he's tricky.

His name's Brain Teaser. How tricky can he be?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

My two girls.

Yep, on it.

I got it. Wait, what? What's happening here? Looks like it wants to play. Wrestle. Punch up, you got that.

Come on, punch up!

COME ON PUNCH UP!

LET'S GO PUNCH UP!

I'm gonna be insufferable about this.

Okay she's passed like two jobs and she's still injured. Let's give her some vigor. And then punch up. Jack of two trades. Also jacksepticeye. I am an S tier YouTuber. Let's go charisma. Punch up jack of two trades also jacksepticeye. I

Am an s-tier youtuber. No, let's go charisma

What's happening here?

Or I could also just track you down

Locate and bring in the brain teaser. Don't let your guard have you been paying attention

Answer my riddles one two three three and I will gladly turn myself in I would say send sonar but sonar isn't here we definitely need to send the smartest person and the smartest person here is busy on a job maybe she'll get back in time oh I think she might get back in time. Oh, I think she might get back in time. Oh wait, what's this job?

There's a retired SDN hero at Krypton that causes problems.

Can you get him out of there?

Oh, astro man. I remember him when I was a kid.

Poor guy.

I've been there.

Really?

Before I joined the Z team,

I didn't have a pot to piss in.

He had to borrow one of mine. Okay, I want to send flambe and y'all got that.

Someone need a bed?

Easy.

Has he tried not being sad?

Okay, convince. Oh

Ho ho ho

Too bad there's no Grammy for this.

Oh, Prism baby!

All right, hurry up and rest. I want a humor to brain teaser. This might be dumb. Entire Z-Team XP, we need it.

Good shift, fellow heroes. It's my intercom malfunctioning. Can anyone hear me?

We'll start with an easy one. What's my favorite game? It was the wolves inside us That was the game What about my favorite movie, uh, it was standing alive, right Who was my greatest nemesis of all time? It was Mecha Prime.

Oh, got him.

Well, a deal's a deal, dispatcher. Come and get me. I've been waiting downstairs in the lobby for at least 30 minutes.

Entire team XP, let's get it. All right, let's give him a little intellect. We can round ourselves out now that Phenomenon is here. Show a little intellect too. You a little bit more charisma. You're the talker on the team.

You're the pop star here, Prism. All right, all right alright things getting a little better you know now that they slowed down the dang requests and I can keep up. I don't know what you just said Jack

Sko, thank you for your hard work SDN pharmacy item random point

All right Heal an injury finally we can heal one person on a team Even though we got 200 people who should we give charisma to how about you my

love love not only did you cut one of their dumb criminal buddies you're also

forcing them to work with one of the greatest heroes of all time I was gonna say sad sack son of a but yeah, let's go George Yeah, let's go with mine Hey kid, love you. Mmm. Love you too. Oh, don't this up

That's what y'all call me I know I got an injury and

I should just lean into it honestly. What was that? Oh, is this dad? Oh.

I just noticed he has black eyebrows and brown hair. How's that happen?

Beef!

My boy!

Hey mom! Hey, honey.

Where's invisigow?

Already know. I should she is low-key a little stalker.

Beef you were supposed to go. Alright.

School Oh, dang! Dang!

Dang! Earlier that day, Blazer and I had breakfast at the rim of an active volcano.

Then we made love.

I don't need to hear your sex stories.

We never had intercourse. My alien genitals were not compatible with hers.

Wait, what?

That's cool.

Why is that cool?

It's, uh, it's not.

What were you saying? She was the only thing I was passionate about. Her voice, her eyes, her disposition. Her whole of her remarkable corporeal form.

That can't be true. You never had like, a pet?

A hobby? Favorite food?

Every attempt I have made to love food as one loves a woman has

ended in disaster wait what usually people love multiple things at the same time all I'm saying is what you need to do is find the next thing for you to be

passionate about because it's out there thank you I wish to make love to you again.

Though this time I will avoid squeezing the blood out of you.

Yeah.

I just don't know about that, dude. I was so... Leave her alone!

What you watching?

Technically you're still on the clock. Didn't peg you as a rom-com fan.

If I'm on the clock you shouldn't be pegging me with anything Robert. That's extremely inappropriate.

Especially since I'm usually the picker, not the pick. I am.

I don't.

I can't with her, bro. She's too much for me.

Noted. Well, tell me how it is. I wanted to see that one.

There's still at least 20 minutes of trailers. I always forget what I'm watching.

I'm not going to the movies with him.

Same.

You going solo?

No.

I'm a loner, Robbie. A rebel. That night, I feel bad asking people to pay when I'm just gonna sneak in. The only lame thing is I can't get snacks.

Floating buckets of popcorn, too,

tend to draw a lot of attention.

Ah, but I miss it.

I miss popcorn. Corn

Lime blazers still at the office up for a late dinner

So blonde blazer let's let's let's forget what these women look like. Let's forget everything. Blonde blazer.

Nice.

Patient, understanding. The cons. She trying to treat me like a rebound. Oh, you just got out of a relationship with Phenomen Man. Now you hitting me up like the next day?

Moving to Invisigal, rude, mean, nasty, vulgar, yeah we starting with the cons first with her cuz I don't know what the pros are. Seems to me Invisigal just wants me for the mmmmm girl bye.

How about Coop?

I'm trying to romance coupe. And then how we about to get with blonde blazer while we cheering up Phenomaman. If blonde blazer in reaction to me going to this movie gives me more hints, like we're doing cat and mouse with her.

Like if she starts chasing me more, I'm going blonde blazer. Because high key, I would pick her if I didn't feel like the game is like, go blonde blazer, she's perfect. The rebound aspect, that's a turn off.

I'm sorry, blonde blazer, you look good. But you don't know what you want. You just floating from here to there I miss her on and pick blonde blazer and then she break up with me next week and then it's another dude then I got a look at phenomena man like If some time passed and she's still chasing me best believe blonde blazer you might have my blonde children

until then

We go into the movies Yeah, we got to do it I can't fold like that actually I Sorry can't oh He tried to follow it up with the rain check yeah no worries see the first she said she said no worries with the exclamation point oh blonde blazer is sick but you know what we play a mind games with her she's like what he

just turned me down guarantee you she bout to chase me harder. Watch. Can you give me a recap?

It's against the law for you to be watching like this.

Actually, it's illegal for you to be filming.

I don't need the whole thing, just enough to know what's going on.

Okay, it's about this struggling actress who gets this big role from a movie star and then takes her for his like child's best friend.

Who's flying?

Who's flying? Who is that?

Then he realizes her secret, but it turns out he has a secret too, which could ruin it.

Got the milk dots?

That the sour patch?

Wait, how can?

Oh, okay, it's milk dots. This game been putting all the real life stuff. They did Radio Shack. They're like doing everything.

You didn't hear any of that? If they did Radio Shack, they're like doing everything. What's good?

What's good?

Yeah.

We're getting there, don't you? I haven't decided yet.

Would have been nice to know before I spent 86 bucks.

I'm not gonna f*** you just because you bought me a bucket of corn.

Hey, I didn't... I didn't ask for that.

Can you just be normal for like a second?

Do you like...

You first.

This is nice. What were you gonna say?

Do you like Sour Patch Kids?

Ha ha ha ha!

See, look, he said Sour Patch Kids, but it said Sour Pack Kids. So there's like some weird laws with like, you can say it, but you can't show it. I don't, I don't wanna kiss her. If they give me the option I'm leaning in I love sour patch kids there you go

gobble up you need to gobble if it's a gal stay over there all right all. Let's go. Let's go. Dang. This was tough. Clearly half of the people 65 when in visit cow.

Wow.

Okay.

All right. 76 99 did not warn blonde blazer about her dress. 99% you win 66% confess to kissing you in 39 return the kaiju you in 82 failed to save all three businesses with 31 correctly answered rain teasers. Prism 100% let's go prism.

Do it.

I love my team.

Dang forgot. We got to wait for the next two. Let's go Prism. Dude, I love my team.

Ah, dang. Forgot we gotta wait for the next two. That was episodes three and four of Dispatch. Things definitely got active here.

Do I have it on?

Because there was no like interactive things. There were no quick time events. The one thing that I really really like about this game it just feels so random and I mean that in the best possible way like I don't know what's about to happen. Game had you thinking whole time whoever was at the bottom of the leaderboard was getting kicked. I'm like okay if they give me a decision between Invisigal and

somebody maybe Golem. Freaking Coop and Sonar are they were like my top two. Blonde Blazer is If she's interested, I'm not about to chase her. No idea what's coming up next. I mean water boy and phenomena, man I don't know what they're gonna do with those characters the next episodes come out So we'll try to get this up Thursday just so I don't leave you guys hanging two episodes in a row So now I'm gonna get to editing neck feels okay, definitely more pain than when I started but but hopefully you guys enjoyed dispatch episodes 3 & 4 if you're ready for 5 & 6 you already

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