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I was in the menu! Come on, cut me some slack! Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Resident Evil Pequium! Cuz this shit's so pink, bro! I tried to dry my hair out of the shower like Leon's. I like it. I go from like Resi 4. It's like My hair's too long. I need a fucking haircut. Does it look cool? Am I like Leon? Okay, this section looks like it's gonna be sick
Everyone's dead the plan went to shit There's a tick tock sound in that this section looks like it's gonna be cool. Everyone's dead the plan went to shit I'm the only one left in this godforsaken place. I tried to escape, but what's the point? I can still see my colleagues being eaten alive like an endless loop playing over and over in my head. Let it stop, please Well, thank God you spent time to write it down before you got your arms and your head taken Thank you so much this is like balance
tomb and Lord of the Rings where he's like they are coming it's like dude you're about to die stop writing even though that whole section is so fucking cool okay can I put my my chow mein in here what actually is it? Steak... Takeout term. Oh, it doesn't say what actual food it is. I love those Chinese food boxes. They're so cool. Okay, we got some zombers walking around.
What happened to you?
Drinking all night, huh?
Okay.
Nuffin'.
Alrighty.
Oh, God. Is she gonna come out? Am I gonna get chased around down here?
Oh, no.
Look how fuckin' dark this is without the flashlight. Hey, buddy, oh You're you're guarding something good
Wait, is this open?
Assume they open with electronica Yeah, me too buddy A herb.
Whoa.
Cool room!
I want a room like this in real life. That's why I was buying the CRTs, because I want to have them all like showing stuff. O-kay. Oh Okay I'm actually fine staying in here to all employees the girl me is currently occupying the basement We plan to corner her by taking advantage of the subjects tolerance to light Oh, not me other girl the one who took I'm assuming it's her sister that they're sisters
Right we read something like that in the last one place High intensity ultraviolet lamps throughout the area once this is complete We will begin the operation to eliminate the subject prepare your weapons and be on standby oh I'm gonna have to take her out aren't I? Emily! Looks like her Sounds like her
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Get started freeSmells like her it must be Emily. Oh my god I can see my reflection in the TV like that one, but here and I was like what is that in the cell? It's me. I'm in jail. There it is my food Okay anything I want to take or deposit I guess I should take this out now take out some scrap yeah I don't know how much infected blood I'm gonna find down here but okay that just closed I thought I would have to figure out how to open it
You did I'm glad I opened my firepower now, but also health probably would have been nice. Oh, yeah Okay, what does this place look like Crazy big well actually I haven't uncovered the map yet. What the fuck is this?
Um, how much blood do I have?
80?
I'm gonna get an injector because these guys are if they're gonna be tougher I want to be able to take them out especially some blister heads now why didn't you take all your wrench wouldn't have worked on that but still let me suck up your blood your blood
And can't go through there okay lock doors everywhere, that's good fun. It'll be in the right direction Like an injector those guys, but I don't want to Jesus wait, that's not Jesus I'm here, so I heard someone behind me. Am I hearing above me?
The freaked me out
Count yourself lucky I could end it right now, bro Although I probably can't get into the cell Can't get into the cell or the Majin Buu BLOOD! Oh, sookie sookie on the bloodh thank you How much bullets well not that many whoa the way she did her her flashlight did you see that Oh Oh That how I get in she's sleeping, bruh.
Just like her cell. Okay. Look! Oh Okay, don't you worry Emily I'll be back I'll figure it out Last time I was playing a resi game and there was this many dolls. They all came alive and tried to kill me
true story oh yummy yummy Jesus okay calm down um should I make another one yeah and more handgun ammo yeah now okay now we're cooking bro might have cooked with this one Okay the bunk room holding cells inspection processing You got to insert the three joint plugs and pull the left lever if you're crazy enough to open the cells The joint plugs are currently being used to power other areas
I've marked their location on the map removing them will cut the electricity so you better be extra sure Before you start messing around with them
Okay
Okay, I got a joint plug so now I can power some single versions back here
Why why why holy god she's terrifying this might be the scariest shit they've ever put in a Resident Evil game
Look at her She's so ominous I don't have anywhere to go okay oh my god I don't want to be anywhere? Oh the red light just obscuring her so sick. Oh No, I think if I could it would have shown like little arrows or something on her by now, okay, let's go this way first Is this gonna make noise
okay oh god I need to shoot that cuz I don't have a melee weapon huh take it the toolbox to the boiler room for repairs the quality of blood the laboratory receives has gone downhill I've been sucking up some primo Hemoglobin we've been notified from above to take immediate action It looks like some problem during the separation process is to blame going to do some work on it
Okay, okay, if I please If I... Please?
What if you just heard like, DUN DUN DUN DUN
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Get started freeThat'd be scary. Okay, so that's how I get back out and then get my plug back. Okay, what's going on in here? Shit. Okay. Wait, what do I mean getting out and getting my plug back It's gonna be something like that. I can already get out and get my plug back
Okay, I need something else Christ oh Christ They wouldn't make her come here what they? There's nowhere for me to go!
She's so cool.
She makes Mr. X look like a chump.
Oh god, oh god, oh god. Mr.. X look like a chump She going away. Oh, no. She's just going through the door Okay, I'm just gonna go this way you do you I?
Am so glad this is an attractor I feel she's gonna fall from my face at some point though spending this whole game sneaking okay anything where am i okay there's a joint plug here whoa look at that I do miss a little bit how like clearing the rooms like resi to you get like a blue or something and then it's red when you haven't gotten anything or gotten everything but I guess this still works okay are you trapped or can I injector you okay probably injector you Don't mind if I yes
It's all gonna be over it's all gonna be over
So gross I wonder if I was in third person when I see it all over The 12 subjects we were provided with were confirmed infected and reduced to blood at the processing area
We'll be able to increase the turnover rate more even more. Thanks to the increased stock from our supply chain I sometimes I go really dyslexic. We've already started processing today's additions Okay, good for you. See if I fucking care. I do have a Thing just want to know basement safe code right 60 left 40 right 80 60 40 80 I Don't even know if it's for this one Bro this isn't a basement. Raccoon Roundup map.
Ooh!
Nice!
Blood.
Hey, slurp!
Slurpy yummy
okay wait
can you work put a knife in there just twist it twist and shout okay I want to take it out yet cuz I can get some more lockpick Okay, oh no she's here. Oh, she's gonna kill him holy crap Oh
So cool
Dude seriously, I'm not just like in honeymoon phase and exaggerating because the game is new
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Get started freeShe's definitely one of the best things they've ever put in these games. Oh, I'm back in this room. Oh! Why did I not think I was here?
Am I dumb? I might just be.
Okay, I might be able to take this plug injector and go somewhere else with it, and then come back here and Power this whenever I get something for that
Yeah, I didn't huh
Is it a different room? What the hell is going on? Oh? Yeah, cuz I came through the door Right right right chair, let's just take it for now. Let's figure out what this is all about. See, and now she would have triggered. I forget what it said her name was. A lot of people thought she was Lisa from one of the older resi games yeah now I can get out but didn't Lisa die and get like a redemption and stuff
okay okay Oh man. Holy fuck. Wait is that her? Oh! Oh! It is! Ah, Grace! You really need to learn how to run faster! This is panic mode! Did I lose her? God, oh god.
Dude, if she rounds that corner, I'm gonna shit. I think we're good. Oh, she's still there though Deep breaths Am I peeking around the corner like I can fucking see something better that way
Where'd she go?
Blued
Give me give me yummy
Okay, maybe she went in her hidey hole Yes Yes That'll do for now how many oh, I don't have any slots shit I'm gonna do that just to get a slot. I mean more ammo is always helpful Okay, where's the other one?
Not there.
Down this way.
Wait, and there's a raccoon statue here?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay, I'm taking my time!
I'm walking around nice and slow.
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Get started freeOkay, let's put...
I mean, I guess I can put them in there there but let's put you in there for now I didn't find anything in this area that needed it I don't even need to be crouching right now but it just feels like the right thing to do this is gonna open up all of these?
Cool love that for me. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please
Oh, I thought it didn't work
Did you leave any blood? I mean you left a lot, but none useful crafting recipes. Ooh
Molotovs yes that's how we're gonna get her I guarantee you we're gonna have to use Molotovs to burn her ass get a straw oh
yeah that's good stuff.
Okay, what else we got? What else we got? Give me the goods. Yes!
Rock and stone. I just said!
Mother of God!
Okay, it's not that far away. I can just go get it. I'm in a safe room! You can't come in here!
You're not allowed! Please don't!
Don't come back, don't come back, don't come back! Oh, oh my god, she's terrifying no no no no what are you doing keep walking? Oh, thank God that's actually way better for me Damn It's so alien isolation, but actually alien isolation was also really scary
Okay good Okay, good.
The temptation to just make more handgun ammo. Oh, I'm gonna get electrocuted. Are you missing a head? Do I have to worry about you?
Cool Can I just
I thought I could break it or something. Okay, not that Just get around There was a room down here, wasn't there? Yeah. This gets me around. And then that gets me back through there. Squeeze through. Not yet. I ain't got time to squeeze
I don't really know why I would need to get through here like that I'm sure it'll all make sense eventually, but right now it makes zero sense to me. I Don't find anything in here
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Get started freeThere's a lockpick over there. Come on, you can get that.
I'm going to electrocute it.
Okay, oh, Jesus, okay fine.
Oh, I can taste my molars
Anything else I missed bunk room is good this thing square socket wrench. How did I miss that? Where was that in here?
No, oh
It's in the other room
Over there
Shit okay, how do I turn this electricity off?
Okay Just shoot things That's how I would have done it in Metal Gear Solid
Looks like something you can shoot. Okay, well then I don't know where to go first
Because I need all three for this one wait a sec wait a sec I've got it This thing is powering everything isn't it?
That was gonna be something else for some reason we're good we're good nice can't believe how did that not click sooner why's my brain not work anymore mom would argue it never did in the first place huh why would you say that it's really uncool really unfair okay nice I can't hold that but I can hold the blue nice thank you thank you we have a bleeder okay I should be able to make something yes yes okay clear up some space
can I empty bottle make anything I could have made one damn That's fine, okay, that's everything
Oh fuck I don't want to unpause Jesus Christ Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ! She jumped down to kill him?
Holy fuck. Holy fuck! Is she going that way? What's she doing? I'm fucking out. Jesus Christ, I can't hold that! Oh, God. Okay, so that goes down there okay that was fucking scary
wait she's still in that room. Gnashin' on, lads.
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Get started freeIs there anything I can get rid of? Rare metal. And, uh...
Yeah.
I'll come back and get it if I need it. But I'd rather have a free slot right now.
Why are you here? Piss off! Actually, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is stupid.
Get out of here! Oh, she's right there! What am I supposed to do? There's nothing I can do!
Oh fuck. Oh fuck! AHHHHHHHHH RUN! She's gonna bite my fucking head off! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! I can't get out! OOOOH! Do this! What does this do? Hold on! Hold on for a second!
AHHHHH FUCK!
AHHHHH! Did that use it? Okay! AHHHHH! I don't wanna be here anymore! Go to the room! AHHHHHHAHAHA I don't want to be here anymore! Go to the room! AHH! AHHHAHAHA
Hehehehe
He scared the birbs out of me
Oh Hoo-wey!
Okay, she's still there
Climb in the hole! Go away! She's still there also I said there was no safe theme before but there is this is really
subtle okay I need to go back this way and get my other plug That was so cool
Again I'm I feel very privileged that I get to play this early
But I cannot wait to see people's reactions
To her do do I have a note telling me who it is No
Could be looking all day for this I keep wanting to call her Lisa just cuz that's what other people kept saying, but that's not true It's one of these, but I don't know what it was called Whatever I'll figure it out. You guys don't have to sit and watch me do it Watch me do I get everything in those rooms now Yeah, that feels good to see nothing in these and I'm like okay I can move on. Oh this is the collection pool we're going to. The blood place. That was so
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Get started freescary. Okay, do the other one. Nice! Wow! This looks like the factory in Resi 8. That super-sized bitch! And the moronic freak! I miss Heisenberg. What? Can I climb in here? Oh, this is just fucking stupid Perfect job for grace
Don't I was gonna say don't snag yourself and anything as you get tetanus I think we're way past that if people are exploding and I'm ingesting their head I Think we're way past it nurse Why was that helpful is this gonna break This does feel like the area where we're gonna kill that girl for good, but maybe she'll be like Jack from seven where she keeps coming back Okay, there's the other plug the smell of the blue
Okay, oh you need it as well Or what is it for clicky ah? Thanks, Johnny your head will not go to waste
Okay, I
Don't even have a forklift license. How am I doing this? I'm not OSHA certified Yes I don't even have a forklift license. How am I doing this? I'm not OSHA certified Yes, yes, that's the sweetest fucking thing you can see in this game Okay, what do I care about that a Floor plan of the processing area turning the valve handwheel on the opposite side will drain the pool Well, how do I get to the opposite side will drain the pool. Well. How do I get to the opposite side?
Drainage system it's showing an arrow there Do I hear someone?
Ammo Yeah baby
Okay, what happens if I take the plug out?
Horrible horrible things happen cool. Wait is that moving if I put this in?
That is horrifying to look at wait can I just this in? That is horrifying to look at! Wait, can I just go in? I realize I'm talking about draining it, but I didn't even try. Okay, okay, okay. Over there. Over the hill and far away,
Teletubbies come to play.
Oh, I have to take it back. Okay.
And do it from the other side. I don't know if I can do it from the other side. Oh I have to take it back. Okay, and do it from the other side. I need the forklift key. Onward! Oh, yeah, yep, yep, yep. I called it. I dialed in the number and I called it She sounds so heavy, I don't know if that's coming across in the video But wearing like this while playing it
She's so hefty sounding I call these my princess Leia's Because they look like I have two croissants on the side of my head or whatever you want to call it
Okay, where'd she go there's no time to think you take one of these back actually you know what I'll I'll take both just in case why why are you here oh no that's her oh. Do I have an injector? I can make one, but I can also make a molotov. This is like alien isolation. You can throw molotovs at her and scare her off probably. Remember when you get the flamethrower and that? Although I'm making a lot of assumptions, maybe I can't.
This will get rid of that guy, which lets me proceed, but will this get rid of both?
Come on Molotov. The answer's easy. What am I doing? Oh, you can just combine them in here. Nice.
Oh, now I'm afraid. I kinda wanna throw it at her. WHY?!
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Get started freeWhy is that fair?!
Okay!
Yeah, sure! Okay, maybe I don't have to waste my molotov. Oh, but he's getting awfully close okay shit I take him out normally I'm gonna hope to God
Hold on maybe just hide in here hide under the bed. What are we doing?
Did she kill that other guy I Was about to drool I was in a catatonic state what the fuck I
Got so lucky. Oh, she looks so cool
Yes I got so lucky. Oh, she looks so cool Yes
Okay, whoa
Okay, I can open up all these cells later. Did she kill the other guy? Maybe she does that every time and I'm just not aware of it. Okay, empty injector.
Ass-loop! your scrap then because you can do this I mean I'll make one of these anyway but
okay which way was it to the forklift not that way I mean technically I can yeah I think go through the vent
Oh
Dude, I'm having so much fun playing this game This is so awesome. I'm like putting off all my other work I have other stuff that I'm supposed to be doing like not really important, but I'm like I Assume she can't see the light because I want to be able to see her That is the sickest shit I've ever seen I
Don't think I've actually been scared of a resident evil thing in a long time like they're fun and they're tense
But she's legit terrifying Maybe even kill her with a forklift back it out over you didn't see me should I wait will she disappear go back in your hole are you mad oh I'm gonna try it I'm gonna try it why not You only YOLO once Yeah, oh that's cool Maybe she'll get scared run away
Yeah, it is alien isolation
And I don't mean that in a bad way alien isolation is one of the best games ever made Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, unreal what a game what a time to be alive
Okay now we don't need the key anymore excellent, but my other one in here Oh Empty bottle that's what I've seen Oh goody Oh Goody
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Get started freeIt's the swinging bag of dicks that I wanted I don't have my lock pick right Oh Do I want to go in here? Oh fucker. Holy shit Okay, we're going the other way here we go everybody's happy Right oh, that's not what I want equipped. Look at him flopping around all over the place.
Oh god.
Was he about to turn? Did I get him before that? Is that even possible? Is such a thing even possible?
Okay possible okay
shortcut I guess fuck every time all right cuz now I need to make it go backwards. I didn't think he was close enough. I'm not gonna waste bullets on them, I don't even know if they're hurting me. Look at all these rotisserie shitheads. Okay, go. I'm gonna get grabbed. I'm gonna get grabbed for sure It's just a parade of dead wankers
And he shit himself Okay, I feel like there's something over there Me guns to check Yeah, yeah, and the blood
That's the good stuff
Okay, what am I making? another Molotov and more scrap. I'm not a big fan of the knives. I don't think they're as useful as some other stuff could be. Don't get near you. Can I just shoot them in the head and be done?
Oh no! Heh heh! I'm in the circus of freaks now!
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And the blue hood!
You wanna hit this shit?
Okay Okay. Nice.
So go down there and then back over there. Oh my god.
You said it grace Okay, let's save just in case just in grace A molotov will come in handy here if only the girl would show up and kill them all I don't want to be in here oh this is so intense it's like who's alive and who's dead no what no shit oh god do I just wait? In you go, okay, don't get caught don't get caught if you get caught you're dead
Fuck fuck fuck. What do we do? What do we do? Okay. Are you gonna get up?
Okay, are you gonna get up? Okay, push push
Hell yeah, hell yeah, and I'm on a tub. Hell yeah
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Get started freeOkay, I feel like Get pushed on nerd
Nice face will be a shame if someone pushed you
Yeah, it's gonna get both of you. Yeah, you're done-zo Unless I am actually supposed to be doing something and I'm just wasting time and bullets Hi-ya!
This is an outstanding use of resources. Get off me! You infected fuck!
Okay, almost complete. We're almost there. Everybody hang on. Everybody hang on. I'm a caution. I can- I can last.
Are you gonna throw someone bigger at me? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That was brutal.
Okay, now I can take this. Wait, but I can't go back, can I? I don't know if I can go through these bodies. There's like a whole bunch of them piled up.
Huh?
Oh.
Right you are. Slide? No. Oh right you are slide no Oh God it got in your everywhere okay okay where am I okay guys we're gonna
have to take it easy
Oh Oh Train that bitch. Oh
Yeah
That is in fact what everybody has been talking about I'm saying 10. I mean that's better cuz I can't hold all this I Can't hold it in I'm just too excited
Okay
let's
Make some shit. Oh That was what the injectors are for oh The temptation to max her out stability and aiming wise but also to get more health is also No, yes, I've been doing pretty good on not getting hit and hurt and stuff Like unless the biggin corners me I've been okay okay anything else gonna make ooh another injector yeah and another injector why not if I can get enough of this then I can just get two health upgrades
Right All right, I can use this now Nice maxed out unless there's more later, but
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Get started freeThat feels good
Okay, so what do I need for this then 120? Wait I've met injectors and it's saying I have zero for that what do I oh?
What I Don't get it. I don't know what I'm missing Okay, they get everything in here yes I like the way she she like did her flashlight
She's like shake your hand beat your ass um
Right so I need to go
That's a not a so bad. You can stay right there buddy. And then we open up the cells and then we're all good. Bob's your uncle. What's the other one? Bob's your uncle, someone's your aunt? I never know what the other name is. Ooh, she back. Oh fuck yeah, there's a lock in there.
Damn. Damn! back fuck yeah there's a lock in there damn damn can't make lock picks There you go! AHHHHH! I'm on fire! Did that scare you away? Hey!
Did she leave? Okay, didn't really need to do that but you know sometimes the bullets just come calling to you fuck I really want that but I want to go all the way back and oh maybe if I do the cells at the end with all three it'll just open up everything and then you can just explore
Maybe
Oh Oh She knows I have all three oh she's coming back for sure I'm running Oh wait I didn't think that we would just move on after this goodness gracious It's me, it's me! It's Grace, it's Grace! Calm down! Grace? Yeah.
We gotta get out of here!
Goodness gracious!
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on tight!
Oh, this fucking sucks.
Oh, this sucks!
Why is it so loud? Don't worry, it's gonna be okay.
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Get started freeJust don't let go. Is it this way? Yeah. Oh, this sucks
Is it this way yeah, oh, no, I don't like this Go go go I Really thought that big girl was gonna stop us it's always something it's always something yeah get his ass I I Thought she was gonna like grab the bottom of it and stop hey, how's it going? You're so tiny
Good I couldn't leave. Nice we get a breather. That was so intense. What a cool section Never mind worst section ever worst section ever
Should I shoot her?
Fuck! Should I shoot her? Get out of here! Get out of here! I'm just gonna keep shooting. Eventually you'll stop, right? Is there something else I should do oh God oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god, okay?
She still has the little thing for the door Oh Oh, oh is it still attached Grace is gonna have a heart attack by the end of this game. Yeah. How about you? You okay?
Here, I kept this safe for you.
I'm not a trooper.
Oh.
Thank you.
No. Thank you. No!
Okay. okay let's go
Star Quartz okay Star quartz. Okay. Am I back in the other building? Oh shit.
Huh?
Why am I taking that?
What the fuck? I don't want that.
Oh, med injectors are just health. God, it's not an empty med injector. I'm so stupid.
Okay, so we need to go here. Do I have all of them now? Where's the last one? Yeah, now I'm so confused where was the last one Oh God oh god. Oh god. Oh god should oh god, oh god, oh god, should I I should oh That looks cool that didn't do anything
Fuckers Jesus
Okay Okay, yeah You wasted a good Molotov on me
Or I wasted it on you. I whatever ah
That's cool cinders. Hey
Hey, the Sun quartz is in here. I thought I still had it from
Everything that happened. I just not pick it up. I didn't come back in and pick it up why why did I do that no wonder I thought I still had it I Emily we out This place is tapped Here we go what will happen out it the game just ends could you imagine Yes Whoa, reached the courtyard of the care center.
This place looks cool.
Any boxes of stuff flying around? A helicopter?! a helicopter and me you're right
Emily I don't know what let's just we need to keep moving okay I thought something was happening to her. What's going on? Oh my god. A helicopter! What the? I think so Hey fuck
Those Things still run around
Who are you? You don't need to worry about me. I'm tired
That's your kid
What? Yes That's your kid? Uh, what? Uh, this?
Uh, old war wound.
I can't run away even if I wanted to.
Can you fly this?
Sure can. My bastard boss took the key. You know, I could fly us all out of here. If you go get it for me. It's in there. I'd go myself, but I can't outrun those things, not with this leg.
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Get started freeAre you lying to me?
What?
Have you seen the same shit I've seen look lady we're out of options here how much longer you think any of us can survive can I go back to my room now it's
not safe hey we can help each other I'll protect her if you get the key I'll keep her safe I promise
is he a good guy?
it's a deal
come on I got you Why?
Why can't you just let her lie down? We're not taking off. what up okay here we go I guess I was gonna aim it up and be like should I is this gonna be one of those houses that's way bigger than you think it is date September 14th 2026 Names the purpose project review with Victor Gideon notes patient status preliminary research findings
Can we not open it and read it?
Hey, what's up? Okay. Back in the Resi 7 house suddenly. Oh, Grace! You fucking idiot. It's never gonna be that easy.
Oh! Some science nerd shit. What? Why? Maybe I have to put something in it? Whoa, what is this? Whoa, what is this? Put severed hand in.
Okay, whoever lives here is either a doctor or a psychopath. Or both! Cardiac medicine, doctor. Or both. You have something hidden in you for sure. why'd you make a clickety-clack Huh
Nothing oh I can go to? Okay.
Oh.
A photo from the day the care center was founded. That looks like a real-ass picture.
Oh. Okay. Grace just be doing shit.
Okay, hourglass. That has to go in there, right? Note regarding research results. Your presentation was quite impressive. While we are pleased to hear that the experiment was- has progressed to phase four, it is far from the results we expect. It has been more than 20 years since the establishment of this care center. We require clear results. As an added precaution, We have requested the blockade be extended to 2040 it is imperative. We obtain elpis For that deadly help us sound silly pick a better word
What
Wait no I want to say examine. Can I take off more? Clearly I have to unscrew that shit, but how does a man unscrew? Okay now I'm paranoid that I missed something on these. I feel like I checked everything. Why can't I look at this? I am Confucian! Zoom in on that first. What's in there?
Oh shit!
Double Helix Model, does that go in there?
Let's find out
Do you? I fuckin' don't
Woah!
Duuuude! Whoa Dude
Harry what have you got me into? Hidden in the bottle, huh? How are those lights getting past that? Oh oh there's a gap it's always that fucking lab isn't it you always have to go under a secret lab somewhere into the war room I'll shoot you dead I'm not even worried about it I've killed so many people today oh there's a kind is killing if you kill them again like they were already dead memory transfer Oswald e Spencer that's the guy humanity suffers when the drive and experience of our most exceptional leaders is lost the
ultimate way to preserve such greatness is to transfer those memories to a new vessel. Oh my god, is Spencer still alive? Just as fruit flies have the potential to pass on certain memories to their offspring through their genes, so too can the memories of a human donor be passed on to a recipient. I have a fucking no- beard hair going in my nose, it's so annoying. The question we now face is how to harness this incredible potential the answer lies in the medium of memory blood cells within the blood
contain multitudes of information including factors tied to memory oh is that why they want me because I have memories of like the mom or something thus since the t-virus grants us control over factors within the blood it can be hypothesized that harnessing those same elements will allow us to transfer memories from superior individuals. However, for such a procedure to succeed, the host must be able to withstand the toxicity of the mutated T-virus strain while preserving their own intelligence. Sourcing viable subjects will be key to any future research and testing.
Oh my god. Is that- is he back? Like Voldemort? Walk from the other side. Can't wait to go down here and do a whole trip and then you come back out here and you're like- Firelink Shrine!
Cool!
Oh my god what the fuck are we doing that's insane looking disposable tank for emergency use only oh I'll need an emergency soon oh there's lots of them. Do I have to shoot them? Okay, start hitting some buttons. Maybe you'll be able to kill these things before they come out.
So weird! Weird!
Nuffin' Does the game still do that thing? Where Like if you have too much ammo the game's like Okay we're not gonna put anything in that jar Or jar I was looking at these and thinking they were jars
In that drawer This place is mad looking something is being extracted the bloodth hypnotizing Yes, med injector, I'm gonna need that. I can't believe I made two med injectors thinking it was gonna be that easy to upgrade. Of course it wasn't gonna be that easy. It's too heavy to open.
Come on, Grace!
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Get started freeWhere's the evacuation route? Oh, and the alarm sounds. Okay. Easy. It's too heavy to open. Come on, Grace! Where's the evacuation route? Oh, and the alarm sounds. Okay.
Retrieve disposable tanks from their stations. Proceed in an orderly manner and dispose of all specimens. Leave immediately via the nearest exit. Okay. So I do have to go get those. I don't trust this. These guys are gonna start popping out like crazy. crazy extracted a 2.3 milliliter sample from the 524.3 liters of blood collected from 115 infected that's so many numbers
administered to Marie that's the girl right? the big giant girl, her sister Marie, Marie and Emily henceforth registered as subject 170 subject 170 exhibited increased physical
resilience but failed to fulfill the goal of the experiment the subject showed signs of mental instability before escaping confirmed for immediate disposal yeah good job on that dumbasses let me say anything collection and testing where are these Oh through the store okay I think I missed one in the underground area as well. I thought I could go and like deposit some stuff and then come back and do it and then it just all
Exited and I left the area It's empty. Whoa Somebody use it on something here?
It's too quiet, I hate this. Some big shit's about to happen. Woah, cool room.
I don't know why I'm even shooting them anymore if I missed one here are the results of the comprehensive blood I'm gonna be so pissed if I get to the end that I missed that one Comprehensive blood analysis you requested the genetic information matches the specified data perfectly match match match, okay? All right is that helpful am I gonna have to make a thing?
I love- I love setups like this. I love this sort of like technological... Like, this shit here, like the phone, bunch of computer screens, like old ass tech all lying around. Love that shit. Helicopter key
Should I do this oh crap man slipped He's here all tests have come back positive. I can't confirm she is indeed the one that we've been searching for if all goes as planned help us will soon be in our hands of course
first I must initiate the protocol
I've done it
was closing that the protocol
I've done it I've done it
okay he's not so bad he's just a little jokester Oh
Okay, okay, never mind. We're all gonna die together
Shit, I gotta figure out to get these fucking tanks and stuff. Is there anything else in here? Oh Christ Okay, now I'm here. I assume I can't just leave through the elevator. Oh bollocks Okay, um I'm gonna put the hand in here and the key actually cuz there's a unless I come out of a different area this has a tick on it why okay. I don't know what I need. But I might need space for these tanks.
Yep, yep, yep. Aim and spray, baby! Oh shit! It's full of injector shit. Fuck yeah! No! Oh my god, there's so fucking many of them. Okay, that's tapped. That explains why I saw one empty and there was a giant explosion of blood around.
Okay, okay. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Everybody get zapped! Shit. Is there another one? Okay, okay fuck I Need another tank Or I just need to run oh my god, there's so many fucking dudes here
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Get started freeOkay, okay, okay. Okay, oh god. Oh god! Oh my god, it's like a scene out of The Shining or Carrie.
Either way, it's Stephen King shit No, no, I'm gone. Ain't no way I'm staying here for this
Ain't no way
Okay, anything I can pick up? At least I'm not- unless there's a timer running in the background but I would not be okay in this situation I would not be able to manage this what do we hear rats we sir oh my god that's so cool so you just flood the place with the blood of the place Where's my big strong Leon to help me when I need him fuck him I'm grace I can do it on my own See that dodge Leon couldn't do that. That's the power of a grace Cool cool very cool guys Harry's gonna be like what happened? I don't know
Harry I Made it I'm covered in blood you can't touch me anymore Where is that?
Anything? No, at least nothing I can see.
I was wondering why this safe box was here. So it's like that seems kind of pointless.
Gotta get the key. Yes, I think I put the severed hand back in, and a lockpick, why not i can't wait to get in the helicopter and take off
and it'll all be over
oh fuck Oh God Oh God Are we gonna be too heavy to take off Oh no! There ain't no way! Oh no! Whoa! Oh!
How do you know that's helping? Oh James are you good? Nope you got final destination He got Final Destination'd Uh oh
Damn, Leon time?
We all knew that wasn't gonna work Hell yeah, look at those fucking triceps Oh gotta do this Oh, yeah, hello gorgeous Flimsy window. Oh, yeah, I'll protect you This poor kid Oh Gotta shoot them in his Calvert out of trouble. Oh
Yeah rescue grace Sherry grace is still here whoops yeah found some files on this computer
God a terrible shot Should I be like making my way there?
Okay, I only have one shot left
Grace I'm coming. I don't even think I was supposed to shoot those guys. I don't think that did anything Hell yeah, let's go Leon
I've got it covered
Nice Wouldn't be a resi game if with Leon if he wasn't holding a sniper rifle protecting a blonde girl Where where Where? Where? RUN!
Where?
Fuck yeah!
Oh god, I love sniping in games!
Is she good? Okay.
Woo!
Oh, hell yeah!
I got you, Grace! Don't even worry about it! You gonna get up shit yeah he did get up oh my god Leon a little faster please what happened all those ready for upgrades I got you oh yeah you good oh not yet
I keep hearing some but oh
Don't mess
Okay, Leon, maybe it's too many one-liners
Quick scope! Oh big boy. Straight for the fucking head.
Oh balls, oh balls, oh balls! Great!
Okay, I can stop the reload. Where'd the big boy go?
Is he behind here?
Oh. Hoo! Wait.
How do I get down there? Oh, hell yeah! I get there Leon style!
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Get started freeFuck yeah! Ah ha ha ha! I get there Leon style fuck yeah What a guy give him everything give him the keys to the city Sure why not Soups on that's a bad one liner. He's gonna be so mad at me Stick around yeah Goodness gracious
Grace Goodness gracious! What happened to all the med injectors I made?
Here. Take a child. Ohoho!
Light work.
Is that phase three or phase four?
I'll keep our friends busy.
Oh God. How about I just do this? Hell yeah. Oh Fuck right it changes all those guys Can I throw that
And then yeah, yes, yes Can I throw that?
And then...
Yes!
Yes!
Same thing, get this, and throw that.
Here we go! Woo!
Okay, okay okay okay fucking eat shit nice nice nice dearly beloved we are gathered here today to kick some ass! Oh, you didn't even stand a chance.
Ouch! Neither did I apparently.
Ah! Ow! Use-
Oh, you fucking dick. Oh Fucking dick give me your axe last one
Sleep tight oh
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Get started freeShit oh shit how did it not fuck how did I miss? Good god, are you still alive? Prompt or something what I? Really have to learn how to parry Okay, I can't leave I was just there there I tried that make me look like an idiot
Leon I copied your hair Mine's a lot shorter though. Am I sexy like you? Are we going back to grace already?
Leon sections are so short. I agree surface Okay, Emily I ask as you're bleeding out my arms Last time I was near sewers it was Resident Evil 2 Okay, she's she's literally dying am I gonna come out? It's this right for William Birkin It kind of looks like it. Oh no!
Ashley, get in this box
I need to keep you safe
Okay
Well your hands are filthy mom has got to go kick some ass real quick But first you got to read a book the roof hatch is operated by the panel outside the storage bay troubleshooting if the power supply errors persist you must restart the three power distribution units in the lower area is that the thing I tried to click on that didn't work I'm gonna fight her should I bring the big thing he's also have checks on them. I don't know why that is
Don't know what that means
Still a little warm. EWWW!
Maybe she just wants her arm back, and then I'll be fine. Maybe she'll let me live Like I don't know why I still have this that I were they able to be used somewhere and I missed it says you're fine so I'm gonna use that real quick oh wait fine is the best I was gonna be fine is not a best? I thought it was gonna be- Fine is not a best word. I thought it was gonna say like, Great.
Um, let's equip this and reload it, at least.
Yeah.
Should I use it?
Ah, why not?
The only YOLO once! It's the second time in this video I've said that
I think if I'm going up against her, Marie, I gotta use it Grace is so pretty. Leon's so pretty.
Everyone's so pretty.
Except Marie. I get it
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Get started freeOkay I'm with you. Oh she went down I need to get the power on. It's my only chance. Okay I'm with you. Oh she went down? Okay, let's equip this. Jesus! Okay, I guess we're just falling off things now. Oh, it's giving me a lot of ammo for it There you go, there you go, okay, where am I going? Okay, okay, okay? Oh, she's faster than me
Okay, okay, where am I going? How do I restart shit? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know what to do. She's coming so fast! Let's scare her off. Okay, do I have to like tap. Oh that was actually easy Yeah, run away! Ah, the whole area lights up Okay, is that red light over there? Red light!
Green light!
I don't trust it. I don't trust it.
What the fuck?
What is this wild goose chase?
Oh, it's right here Good fucking dammit
We do my thing God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. I'm so sorry. I know you don't mean to And you only kidnapped her because you wanted your sister back
Okay, where is the last one we're here oh nope no no no nope that's right I don't need I don't want it what are you doing? What are you planning? Where'd you go? I'm sure it's fine Christ Okay, okay hold Oh Christ
Okay, okay hold
hold
Please let me that buys me enough time. Oh she hurting she hurting Bluetooth device has been successfully restored.
Bluetooth device has been successfully connected.
Sorry! I need to hurry.
Whoopsies! Okay, didn't miss anything? What's this? Ammo. Oh, I-I-I-I really want that
That way she's still gonna be walking around in here though, so I want to spend ammo to get ammo Whole place is lit up now should be good nice at it. Yeah Who we I am very glad I brought this gun down here I picked up your signals Now we'll all go home and have a pint and wait for this all to blow over Shit this place isn't lit up
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Get started freeYeah, yeah! Oh, whoa! She died like a gremlin! From the movie Gremlins!
Oh, that poor girl!
Also, fuck her. She tried to kill me.
Eww!
Eww, that must stink! Oh, she's definitely not dead. I don't think this means dead. Also, like, gimme stuff. I don't think this means dead Also like give me stuff Give me stuff to sell to Duke
Just in case Emily, it's me. Emily? Oh no. Wake up. Come on. Oh shit. Oh no. Emily?
Five. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Oh, come on, Emily. Come on
Wake up Emily Come on Three. βͺβͺ One, two, three. βͺβͺ Come on. βͺβͺ -βͺβͺ
Emily! βͺβͺ I failed you. Ellie. Ellie. It's me. I'm right here.
Are you okay? Are you okay? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh
She's turning into her sister. Oh my god Emily no more holy god Wait, do I have to?
I...
I... I... I... I... I... I... I... No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I escaped without her. This is all my fault.
Again. Look, I get it. Trust me, I get it. But we're still alive. We have to keep going.
No. Grace. Oh no, my beautiful boy. Alpys is within reach grace. I'd like you to come with me. Come with you. You feel lost but you're not. You're exactly where you need to be her mom
that's not I've been waiting for you
grace I've been waiting for you grace Who are you is that Raccoon City You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new world so whisker You're the final piece. Let us show you your true purpose. Is it?
They turned him into a fuckboy. Would you like to save your progress?
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Get started freeYeah. Oh. πΆ Oof. πΆ
Trary down not good.
πΆ
Hey checking in.
Good timing. πΆ Did you find anything on Elpis? Hey checking in good timing Did you find anything on Elvis
Is he going where I think he's going
Maybe we need a higher clearance. I
Requested one and I was told to shut down the investigation
What?
Why?
They didn't say.
Orders from on high.
Look, we don't need you taking a hit for this. I'll just go it alone.
We're in this together. Till the end. I've always been good at working in the shadows
Just don't do anything too risky, yeah Me never Funny hell yeah drive that for sponsorship I'm gonna find grace. She definitely has something to do with Elvis Wow Yeah
Dude I feel like one of those Marvel fans when a cameo shows up. It's like, woo! Yeah!
What was it? 1997? That Resi 2 came out 1998 All the roads gone
Have to find another way around
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Get started freeAll right I'll leave that to you. I Think I found a clue as to where they might be some coordinates on Victor's computer
Got it. Thanks
Right in the center of Raccoon City
Dude this is cool
Evacuate immediately if you're in Raccoon City I urge you to evacuate now leave if you can if you cannot evacuate go to the police station The nearest public facility wherever you can take any weapons you have and hide in the nearest sturdy building Things happen raccoon city happen really fast. How did you get a newspaper printed? Wow this looks amazing. Ugh, umbrella.
Get a load of these bozos.
Have you seen my son? Yeah, he's on the poster. Hm, trash. Oh hold on the young's got to get his goodies shot the gun shells Oh
How radioactive is this place still
Isn't that the thing with nuclear bombs when they go off because they're they burst in the air
Or at least like closer to the ground, but they're not like on the ground and all the shit just like goes out and up
So isn't it like the radiation actually goes away pretty quickly because a lot of people think it's like Chernobyl or if a nuclear bomb goes off you can't go into it for years oh hell yeah we're going down there it's like times Wait is that where I'm supposed to go? Up here.
If not for Umbrella, it could have just been a normal city.
Yeah.
Now it's nothing but ash and memories.
And stairs.
Okay.
Maybe I can go that way, but not right now. Or I'll come back out through it. Although it didn't say locked from the other side. This is so awful. I feel like I'm playing but I complained the last was to now can you hear it too what you're what can you hear the people sing sing the songs of angry men I'm gonna sing too many fucking songs in my videos It used to be a thing like if you had the actual clip of a song in your video, that's what got you copyrighted But now it's like you can just sing the melody and it gets you copyrighted also Current age lighting is
Just like a fucking magic trick. I mean you can see the sort of ray reconstruction going on with the ray tracing but that might be a DLSS thing but yeah I remember vividly I've said this story before when the battlefield 3 teaser came out and it showed those guys in the APC or whatever it was and you can see their faces and they got out and the lighting and I was like This is real life
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Get started freeIt's never gonna get better than this and I bought a PC. That was my first PC was for that game Because I was like I can't play this in a console. I'm gonna max this shit out And now look at this. If you showed me this back then, could you imagine how mind-blown you'd be? And now so many games, even like indie horror games, tend to look so good that we're just like, yeah, this looks great. This reminds me of Silent Hill 2 remake. What you got for daddy? I like searching around.
It's also nice after the chaotic section we just did. Okay, so am I going... oh I can just open that okay The key don't lock it okay I thought that that was gonna I thought I was gonna go through the shipping container out the back of it So I didn't come over here You're strong Leon you can do it yeah big boy So good wait why are there so many?
Gigantic what the hell what oh god? What are we gonna fight? spider-man that's so cool give me like Metro vibes as well I absolutely adore the Metro series huh looks like he had no body to save him
Why Oh my god, it's she love Yeah, oh my god, why spider big? That's not good. Oh, it's actually great
Okay, so many multiple questions first. What does it live on? How does it feed? If everybody's dead. Second, why is spider big? Because of nuclear bomb and radiation? God, Leon, you just have the worst luck in the world.
Ew. Ew. Oh Okay, what should I do? What should I do? Okay, okay You shoot it Okay, okay My beautiful bod, okay, I'm out I'm out I'm going let's be I Don't stop All right, no now we run first we shit and then we run
Yeah, I can't believe you're fighting a giant spider out of all the things that were gonna happen in this game I didn't think giant spider was one of them yeah Oh
Somehow this is worse Okay, I have 75 bullets yet We're good to shoot some spiders I
Wonder if I can melee them ah
Okay good to know Practice on one so you can kill many Jeebus How hurt oh yeah you're okay oh yeah
well Jesus Where do you go? Feed the giant spider, okay, there's a big thing on his back
That's not close
Like fighting marguerite all over again from resi 7. Ow! Okay, it's not! Ow! Okay! Retch Hill!
Oh, fucking Christ! Oh, shit. Okay. that's good yeah go up maybe you can jump on him Oh How do we get up there Oh God fuck me the shotgun shoot slow Jesus I don't think I have any health
Nope That's not good I don't think I have any health. Nope.
That's not good. Ugh! Damn! Fuck! Okay. I'm out! Okay, I'll save those bullets for when I down him. Where'd he go? Oh god. Fuck. Just keep moving, Liam.
Keep moving. Run in a circle.
Okay, he's leaving.
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Get started freeThat's good.
Where are ya?
You's gonna get fucked up now. Where are you? Ooooooh
You's gonna get fucked up now! What can I throw? Throw!
Oh, that was perfect! Yeah!
Suck my fat one!
This is ridiculous! Surely that wouldn't hurt it. Leon! Oh Leon That's insane
I miss our raccoon City Hospitality. Oh You old son of a bitch
Goddamn I Miss bosses giving me stuff though like statues of themselves or pesetas as they do in resi 4 That was so fun Absolutely ridiculous. Only Resident Evil could get away with such ridiculousness. MTV's ridiculousness.
Oh, you gotta push again, Leon. Yeah, big muscles, big triceps, big biceps. Yeah, what a guy. Got a bit of dirt on you beautiful It is here I Knew I'd come back out
How's a different one. barricade looks like someone else was here first and they were planning on busting their way in no way around
the Army Corps of Engineers erected it to seal the city it goes on for miles
corrected guess the only way in is through then do I have a detonator yeah danger contaminated area authorized personnel only okay well I think this is a good place to kind of stop it off I was gonna stop it before we got to Raccoon City but then as soon as I saw it I was like I gotta walk around I gotta see this place and then giant spider happened so I think this is a good place to stop it and then we'll go get a detonator and then we're gonna go back to the police station.
Thank you guys so much for watching. This game is an absolute blast. I hope you're enjoying it. Thank you guys so much for watching. This game is an absolute blast. I hope you're enjoying it. Let me know in the comments, and I'll see you tomorrow!
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