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Lalalala- by... killing zombies? Okay, where is she?
Uh-huh.
Okay, wh-wha-that didn't work! Okay, hold on. I've never done this before. How do I zoom? Shift, zoom.
Ga-boom!
That's one.
Can only...
that little zoom, that's fine.
It stays zoomed in...
Pa-boom. Okay, there you are. I don't see any more. You're going that way, interesting. That's away from where I just cleared, but whatever, fine. Okay, I guess I could vault over. Uh, hopefully there's some more ammo on this rooftop.
Ooh. Yeah, found some files on Victor's computer. She's connected with this somehow.
Somehow. Might need to take her out.
No.
I've got it covered.
Seems like she has a... child with her. You should probably mention that. Nah, whatever. What does it matter? Alright! 308! Dragonfly. Perfect. Reload. Okay. Oh! Dragonfly perfect reload okay oh good job running and getting some distance oh not quite oh still counts body shots are okay all right okay so long as body
shots are fine I'm not gonna try to be fancy with it.
Okay.
Nice, nice. I don't know. Do I need this many bullets? I guess this was just to get used to it.
Didn't see that.
Is that an explosive right by her? I should not shoot that. There we go. I knew that was one. Wonder if she knows what's going on. Whoa, they keep exploding! I must be telepathic! Maybe Emily's powers have finally manifested! Nah, I don't trust any of them that are just sitting down.
Ah, shit. Shit. Look out behind you! Don't know why I shouted. If they come from behind, I'm gonna kablooey them. You definitely are in safe space for it. Not at risk.
What if I shoot the door? Is that gonna help? Uh-huh. Not today. Oh ho ho ho ho! God, he's funny and handsome. Uh, laugh for me. I don't think I can. I hear you.
Oh, fuck.
Nope.
I saw you somewhere and I saw you. There was one more over here somewhere I just don't know where. Hey wait a minute chef how are you still alive? Man I gotta reload. I thought I killed the chef. I run out of models to use for enemies. Bonk! Not today. I don't even need to blow you up. I have a feeling this is the type of weapon that, you know, doesn't really matter if I
waste ammo or not.
Alright, time to move on.
Yeah, she'll be fine.
How do I head to the chapel? Slide down all cool-like?
Yeah, yeah I do.
Oh yeah, cool. Yeah, cool. down all cool like yeah yeah I do oh yeah cool yeah cool
oh I'll take that the coolest get some every time I need to stop interesting hmm interesting wonder if I should use this I guess I can't use it unless I need unless there's someone to actually throw it against Oh, babushki! Hey, how's it going?
That should be the way to the water treatment plant. It's our way out the what let's go the what one way the what?
Scary
Get her safe go now
Let's split up. We're's split up.
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Get started freeWe're gonna split up.
Uh oh. What? What kind- What? Eh? Oh! Ah!
Oh!
Eugh!
Alright, maybe actually it's a good idea. One of those. Oh god. Okay. Alright, hold on right hold on hold on hold on I got I got something to say to you how about this actually MRAAAAGH! Holy shit! Oh my god. Can I throw this now? Oh god! There we go!
Up in the pulpit! Pulpit!
Pull the pin on the pit!
And you're getting shot!
Oh ho ho ho!
Are you dead?
What is this? Wait, what?
I'll take this and throw-
WOAH!
I thought you were dead. HOO! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god. I see another throwable over there. Holy shit, you're still going! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Yup!
Yes! Take one of these!
Ho ho ho!
Oh, oh god, oh God What the fuck? Oh my god, oh my god, can I heal? Do I have any heals? Yes, I have a heal. Alright, shotgun time! Bonk! Whoo, is that a grenade? Thank you Whoa my god, okay, that was- I didn't intend to do that Okay, here we go. Oh my god, I can't. Oh my god. Here we go. Wait. I can't oh my god here we go wait no it's doing the windmill okay hold on equip right there get it
reload get something whatever yeah is it a big guy down? Nope, don't sound like a good guy down. Oh God wait, how are you not down? All right, well I feel like this isn't fair. I feel like this isn't a proper indication of my skill because Something
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Get started freeLet's do this first, why is it oh you did do it There we go and That's what you deserve and then I'm gonna take one of these, one of these,
and I take this,
go right there,
Uh-oh.
Oh God.
Mutate on this.
It can mutate- is that what it did?
Oh my God!
I feel like a shotgun blast to the head for you should be... Game over! Why are you still alive? HOW are you still alive? HOW are you still alive? What the fuck? It- they're- they're unkillable? Wait, what the fuck? They're actually unkillable?
I thought it was a- like a joke or something.
Ow.
Can I please just not get windmilled? The fuck? Zeeh, lemme- YAAA! There's the last one, I think. Okay, again, I- I feel like this is a shotgun, how is that possible? Okay It's not like they're super armored or anything. They got a big ol' exposed pulsating brain thing going on.
If I shoot them with a shotgun, it should make them go, ouch. Not ignore it completely.
Hey, wait, is there ammo out there?
Did I miss ammo?
God damn it. Oh, well, I guess I'm done. Damn he's good. Also that thing was cheeked up. Uh, Grace, you didn't wait for me like I told you to. Seems like you just ran off to save yourself. Left me to die.
I'm proud of you. That's what I'm proud of you that's what I would have done it's what I wanted then you read my mind I have tons of medical things Emily but I just can't spare any for you. I just can't. There's gotta be a way to get to the surface. Yeah, probably, maybe. Also, maybe not. I mean, I like the optimism.
And then here's the Resident Evil sewer level that we always need to have. I'm not being sarcastic about it. I like the tropes and I'm totally fine with that. Also, wow, this place looks like it smells bad. I don't know if in the future when VR actually gets integrated into our brain,
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Get started freeif there will be a way for the developers to conjure up smell experiences. Because you know what's gonna happen eventually, you know, we will have computers in our brains and they will be able to create incredible simulations of worlds that we couldn't possibly imagine and yes, they will be filled with poop. I think game developers will have to completely rethink the sewer levels.
Because, like, the amount of poop. Also, I- yes, I'm sorry, Amy. But I'm- I'm marveling at the amount of poop. It is just tremendous.
Mmmmm.
Good, good, yum. Yes, good.
Yes, good, yum.
Oh.
Alright.
I guess I should go to this area here.
Oh.
Some kind of light. I don't like that it looked like a movable light because that makes me think of the creature that is sensitive to light and I might have to point it. And there it is! There it is! We knew it would happen! I can't. Yeah and this metal grate, that's comfy. Better than nothing I guess okay poor kid if only there was herbs despair despair Oh big angle okay I think it gives me five of those cuz I was suggesting that I need to use them the roof hatch is operated by the panel outside the storage bay
troubleshooting if power supply errors persist you must restart the three power distribution units in the lower area that should reactivate the control panel and allow you to operate the hatch.
Okay!
Med injector. Hey can I give that to- nope. I just feel like maybe I should be able to give that to her. I feel like maybe. Might be a good idea. I'm gonna put the hourglass away for now.
I don't know if the severed hand is... I think when it says a checkmark by it, it's like that's when it's done with, but why do I have it? What could this have possibly been for? Unless there was some secret in the previous area that needed this hand. There was like some esoteric secret room with like a... Well, it wouldn't make sense that it would be like some kind of palm reader or some kind of... something like that because That was just one of the other kids that was trapped in the room that got turned into a big old beast anyway
I'm gonna take the charm because Why not and then I need to go down? Into the lower levels to fix the roof hatch controls because I'm willing to bet that it's not gonna be working when I get over There I mean, that's just a guarantee. It wouldn't be a game if it wasn't otherwise. I mean, she was doing pretty good over there. The light was on and everything. Now that I'm thinking about it, this isn't the same person from the end of the, uh...
The Resident Evil Village, because... Didn't that girl have gold eyes? If I remember properly, so this- I didn't- God, I forgot that H is right next to G, which is fl- Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna change it to... Change it to Tilde. Tilde. No, not right- No! No! What- No! What-
Tilde! Tilde! Tilde! How about F1? That's nice. F1's nice. What did I just- did I just ruin something for it to be right-click? No. That's all. That's all fine. We're good. Uh-huh. Well, that's nice. Oh, it's working! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, hey! Daylight! Oh shit.
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Get started freeInsufficient power. Reset the power distribution units on the lower floor.
Uh-huh. Really?
It's my only chance.
It's my only chance to get the power on. I have to go to lower levels and get the power on. I can only hope that I can get to the lower levels to get the power on. I have to go to lower levels and get the power on. I can only hope that I can get to the lower levels to turn the power on. I don't know if I have a Mr. Raccoon map. Can I go down here? Why would I go down this way? Why wouldn't I go down that way?
Can I go up there? No, I can't go up that way. I'm gonna go down this way.
Hup!
Wrong.
I need to find those power units.
I need to find- I get it! I got it! Power units, yep! I'm on it! I really should have brought the other gun, shouldn't I have? It's giving me every single like BEEP BOOP BEEP TAKE THE OTHER THING IT'S GONNA BE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP HER
Oh shit
Oh you're coming this way eh? Oh fuck Oh fuck Oh fuck Oh SHIT Alright we're okay
Okay well I really should've grabbed the big gun Alright, we're okay. Okay, well. I really should have grabbed the big gun. I'm legitimately sure that having the big gun right here, right now, and being able to sneak like a headshot on her
because it showed that that basically put her down from the very beginning of the game is a way to make this whole sequence easier.
But, I'm
an idiot have you all forgotten that I am terrible at making judgments and doing the right decision at the right moment because I am besides I got these fun lights that's practically better than oh fuck that's better than a gun. In my opinion.
Come over here.
Lalalal- Wow, that looks like a moment to really blast you, huh? Oh, this would be a moment for me to run away, isn't it? Oh, shit.
Yeah, come this way. Yeah, come on. Oh, I bet you thought I ran away.
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Get started freeMan, that would have been something smart.
Ha!
No, I tricked them, just like I did the Victor guy before I made them think that I was running
away. I- I get guy before I made them think that I was running away.
I- I getcha. I got it. Oh, barrels.
Apparently.
Come on.
There we go.
**door opens**
Alright!
Well, that's nice.
I should've done that before. That would've, uh, burned you-
burned you up pretty good two power units to go No and more big ammo
They really are putting these bullets here. Okay, so I can't get that way
There's a red light over that door, but it is open. Oh Fuck oh Fuck oh open. Oh Fuck oh
Fuck oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh God. Oh frick. Oh my god
Oh fuck ah shit
Need a tool that's not good
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Get started freeOh God I'm doing it. Oh boy. That's not good oh boy recovery item yes that's what I'm talking about hope there's a light in here or a tool god damn it yes there is which way you go we're gonna bring around the rose wrong Rosie okay all right that's fine, that's fine. Watch this ro- where am I? It keeps doing that. I don't like that.
Alright, here we go, here we go! Watch this! Gonna put the tool on here.
I'm gonna crank the tool! Crank it! Crank it! Crank it!
UGH! UGH! AHH! Yeah, better run, better run.
Take your time.
Alright, last one. Only one more power unit to activate. I better find it. The power unit. I know that the game developers probably did test this a lot and people were like, I don't know what to do here.
Oh, so they had to put in more and more lines until people started to actually understand.
So I get it.
I know that it's a balance. But me, as a professional gamer who definitely didn't get the memo that I needed to bring the big gun... Sometimes needs a few more hints.
What happened?
Okay, does this have the...
Hm.
Oh! That's nice. Alright, there is a... thingamabob there.
I thought I heard a-
Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Wait, was that...
tricking me?
You tricking me? You tricking me?!
You being tricky? You just... You jumping me? You scare jumping me?
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Get started freeBro.
Uh, I don't... Oh, frick.
Wait, I know what they want me to do take this well that's closer than I thought it was oh what the fire but the fire but the fire but the fire but there was fire there was fire there was
You may not be able to take down the girl but a good shot with a Molotov cocktail Did That didn't oh my god, are you serious but didn't... Oh my god, are you serious? But didn't... ...
Didn't I do that?
Didn't I do that?
I...
I did that!
I did the thing!
Alright, you know what I'm gonna do? This... I... I... Okay, we're doing this all over again, I guess. Uh, but I'm going to get this bad boy out, and I'm gonna grab, uh, these bad boy out and I'm gonna grab these bad boys out and I'm going to put... wish it wouldn't do that... this away and you know well fucking god no you don't need to empty out those are massive and also I've got extra fire
power right now hey a transfusion bag Well, that's nice. Don't know if I need it. No, I don't need it. Okay, let's try this again and I'll save again Because why not? I'll save over the one that I just had I used the Molotov! You all saw it! You all saw it! I used it! BAM!
Oh my god, I'm so goddamn good. My god, I am good. I'mma do this one first. Bang. one first bang why is it so stiff it's so stiff I'm gonna grab this I'm gonna take this I'm gonna walk you this is really gonna get you this time there you go that's what it is that's what's got. It's not gonna be able to get me now. No need to worry, it's still on fire.
There we go.
Wait! Take that!
Yeah, you afraid of that, aren't ya?
Oh, uh...
Well, don't swipe at me or nothin'. Okay, good. Okay, and apparently it's called The the girl that's its official name and designation I need to go get the crank first then try to crank that's the way that's the way oh boy here we go oh wait, what, what, what the fuck? Wait, what the- Hey, that's not cool.
Why would you do that? Also, man, that was a good move on you, I guess.
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Get started freeBANG! No it wasn't!
Oh yeah, get away. That's what I thought. You thought, you thought, you thought. You thought and you thought wrong. It must have been if that can happen there. It must have been some kind of scripted thing where if it wasn't already on fire,
and I tried to start to do the thing, it must have instantly grabbed me or something. I don't know. Maybe. It's what it seems like. Okay, did I miss any? Nope.
Only one more light.
Oh boy.
YONK!
No, not that close.
Well, close to you dying, I guess. I don't know. Close to closey... it's close. You're gonna jump here. Or you're not. Holy shit! You're not!
Nice.
This should open the hatch. I need to hurry. This should open the hatch. I need to hurry
It is much easier with this gun This gun made it pretty much simple Almost trivial one might say
Well watch this
Get out of the fucking way! Take this! Ah, that's real light.
Oh god.
Hold still. Hold still. Hold still.
Got ya. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Also, is it weird of me to say that it's strange how bad that looks? Not that it- not- bad as in like, ew that's bad, but the way that the surface texture is just running like a river like that just graphically does not look very good.
It's pretty gross.
Compared to the other things going on. Yeah, something about it just seems very... Very poorly done. Is there something in the graphics setting? Hold on one second.
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Get started freeI gotta put in people...
I've seen many a tweet about my... About my, uh, my graphics cards. Um, in this one. And I love the discussion. And I will explain no further. Um, Why I have
Two of these cards And I won't explain it at all. Oh, I could have it on ultra. Oh, you know, that's pretty wait Why don't I have it on ultra? I have pretty much the hardware to do it on ultra and it's not on ultra What's that about? I'm gonna change that Oh no. Oh no. Wake up. Come on. Oh shit.
Oh. Oh no. Oh. Emily? Oh. Five.
Two.
Three.
Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.
Ten.
Eleven.
Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen. Fifteen. Sixteen., eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty. Oh, come on, Emily. One, two, three, four.
Wake up, Emily!
Come on. 30. Come on. Ellie. Ellie! Ellie! It's me, I'm right here. Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay? Oh my god. Oh what the fuck? AHHHHH! No! No no no no no no no! That's Emily! It's Emily!
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me? That's Emily! That's Emily!
Oh man.
I don't know if there was any other way to do it, but it's like if I turned into a monster like that, I would want someone to kill me. Like please.
Holy shit. This is all my fault! Again! Look, I get it. Trust me, I get it.
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Get started freeBut we're still alive.
We have to keep going.
Oh no, wait!
No.
Grace. That's not good. βͺβͺ βͺβͺ βͺβͺ
Albus is within reach, Grace.
βͺβͺ I'd like you to come with me. Alpys is within reach, Grace. I'd like you to come with me. Come with you? Well, you feel lost, but you're not. You're exactly where you need to be.
Uh, yeah. Oh my god.
Wow. Could are you?
Raccoon City.
You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new world.
Uh-huh. You're the final
piece. Okay.
Let us show you your true purpose. Uh huh. Uh, yes, I guess? That's his painkiller.
Why would that hurt?
Nothing painful about that at all. Oh my god. You have to fly through. Okay, okay.
Hmm. What? Why? They didn't say. Orders from Anhai.
Look, we don't need you taking a hit for this. I'll just go it alone.
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Get started freeWe're in this together. Till the end. I've always been good at working in the shadows.
Uh-huh.
Just don't do anything too risky, yeah?
Me? Never. Uh-huh, just don't do anything too risky. Yeah me never I'm gonna find grace She definitely has something to do with Elvis Something do we know what Elpis is? I don't know if Leon knows what Elpis is. Oh.
So they nuked Raccoon City...
D'oh! Back in the... the... One of the earliest games, the second game I believe. Well the third game also kind of takes place alongside the second game or something like that. I can't remember what it was. And then I'm guessing that the rest of it was evacuated. I don't know why the guy said I think that's Wesker I'm not sure it's hard to tell but I'm not sure why he
said that Grace was the reason for each destruction.
Uh-huh. Well, the road's gone. I'm gonna have to find another way around. All right. I'll leave that to you. I think I found a clue as to where they might be. Some coordinates on Victor's computer.
Got it, thanks.
Right in the center of Raccoon City.
Uh-huh.
Okey-dokey then.
Whatever you say.
I'm gonna go check out the other side of the building.
Uh-huh. got it thanks right in the center of Raccoon City
uh-huh okey-dokey then whatever you say hey at least it looks like I got the bullets for a Requiem not Matilda who's Matilda isn't it Matilda why do I see Matilda what's Matilda isn't familiar Matilda Matilda there's Matilda? That's not familiar. Matilda. MATILDA! There's Matilda. Yeah, Matilda! Yeah! Matilda gets a muzzle break! Good for you, Matilda. Good for you. Matilda, I'm so proud of you. How many bullets can you hold, Matilda? Okay. If you're in Raccoon City, I urge you to evacuate now. Leave if you can. If you can't
not evacuate, go to the police station, the nearest public facility, wherever you can. Take any weapon you have and hide in the nearest sturdy building. This will probably be the last paper we have published, and I am the last Raccoon Times reporter. Thank you, dear readers, for all of your support over the years. I urge you once more, run! Find a way to be more safe! Survive! well kind of nice of him to do that uh-huh have you seen my son nope I don't know who that is the old familiar places
I've got some kind of a map you know I haven't seen any Mr. Raccoons. It's like time stopped here.
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Get started freeIf not for Umbrella, it could have just been a normal city.
Yeah. Now it's nothing but ash and memories.
I know, dude. It sounds so grimdark about it. Uh-huh. Nice. Uh-huh. There's some shotgun shells over there, there's scrap right there. Can I turn this?
Come on, use your muscles.
Big and strong there you go okay what kind of spider left those cobwebs that is I don't like the look of Okay, wait, hold on a sec, I was just about to say- Wait, hold on. I didn't think it was actually gonna be that bad. Okay, yeah, no, I was- I thought that it was suspicious over here. The car being sus- the car's plural being suspended by spiderwebs. That's, um... That's what you call a bad sign.
Good thing I have a very big gun.
Uh-oh.
It's probably fine. Just a normal guy. Nothing weird there. Nothing weird over my shoulder. Yeah, the axe is the good choice! Gun, bang, boom, gun, bang, gun, bang, gun, ka-bang? Gun, kablooey? Gun? Gun? Oh. Maybe he just loves nature and he just doesn't- can't bring himself to kill, uh, such a beautiful beast like that.
Couldn't- Couldn't possibly.
Oh, that's not good.
Okay.
Whatever you say.
Slash.
Slash... Slash... Hmm... I wonder if I'm being stalked... I wonder if I'm being hunted by a giant spider... Whoa! Oh my god! BANG!
Boom! Okay, maybe not... BANG! Okay, gun unaffected. In- ineffective.
In-
Okay, you're just slapping me. This- this is ridiculous. That's a little silly. Okay, this- alright, you wanna go mono-y- mono? Apparently you can't hurt me that bad. You- what are you, silly? What are you, si- one of those sillies? What are you, silly? Come on, stop being silly. AHH! FIGHT ME LIKE A SPIDER! COME ON! Yeah, you wanna- oh shit. You're one of those sillies, aren't ya? Don't worry, I'm just getting a slap fight with a spider.
Oh, I need to go this way. Ah, don't be slapping me! Good thing I politely opened that. Yeah, I'll keep you out.
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Get started freeBang!
Good thing that didn't hurt very much, because I'm so tough. I don't know what any of you are laughing at or talking about. I take my fights with giant spiders very seriously, just like everyone else. There's no point where there's time to be silly and have a slap fight with a spider that's not what happened it was a very life-or-death situation and I'm lucky to be alive that's all I have to say about that Oh no. Oh no.
Ah! Well, goodbye. Take that and that and one of these and that and this, ow, and oh no, it's a flat plate! HYAH! Why do you hurt so much more than the big one? Why- how could that possibly be true? I'm healing. Good.
Ow.
Slash. Slash. Slash!
That's what you get. Hey. Stop it. Missed me.
Slash!
Yeah, I hesitate to call these small spiders because these- even in these, if they were in the real world, would be unbelievably huge! Oh my god, speaking of! Stop being silly. You wanna get in another fight? I'll slap ya.
I'm gonna slap you real good. Heh, good thing spiders can't climb.
Defeat it. Oh, now we're defeating.
Oh. That's not good. Why don't you worry about this?
I have dealt with your type before. Well, not exactly your type, but kind of your type. Oh god. god missed me by that much in this shotgun used to do a lot more I feel like oh now that's pretty okay come on I get in here we go take one of these oh wow did I see something bulbous on your butt I don't like the way it jiggles after I shoot it. That- that doesn't feel right at all.
Where'd you go? Where'd you go? I saw that. I saw that jiggly butt.
Oh god.
You're coming this way, aren't you? Well, good thing I got one of these. Oh shit, oh god, oh fuck, alright. Alright, no point in doing that.
Uggh.
Sharpen this. Alright. Come this way. I need to show you something. But I also need to be able to get around you. HWAAA!
Thank you for really showing me your ass. Alright, there we go. There we go, there we go, there we go. Thank you for really showing me your ass All right There we go Okay, it's got to be a way to get another explodey somewhere Not a harvest I'm sure where to go
Usually in the last fight where this kind of happened it broke a wall and then I was able to go to another area because it unlocked it. I don't know if that's going to be the case here. I imagine it will be. Hmm. But I am unsure. Ugh.
I don't think I can drop down. What did this just do? What is it doing? Oh. Okay. This doesn't help me. Oh god no it does not help me. Okay. Wait a minute. Oh yes! it does not help me okay wait a bit oh yes oh okay Oh, I missed that raccoon. I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna go get him. I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him. that spiders have a localized brain say something clever witty miss our raccoon city hospitality oh good I'm in the subway huh well apparently this is one well-placed shot is all it needs.
Okay.
I think I remember this in like Resident Evil 3. This might be the same subway that we started out in in that game. Probably is, actually. Lock from the other side? No way. Wasn't there a safe room here too?
Mm.
Come on.
Uh-huh. Oh look well that was easy nice little detour but you know I've got a mission to complete I think I'm pretty sure I know what it is I think is this like that game where I gotta like scan people's temperatures and or shoot them? The army Corps of Engineers erected it to seal the city. It goes on for miles.
Guess the only way in is through then.
So what do the other people do? Why are they not here? If I know C4, you just need one well placed shot with a gun will set it off. Is this it joke? So I know some nerds are gonna be all like That's the joke That's the joke
And now some people are like well, why doesn't that work? It's like well, it'll take too long to explain and I don't know the science behind it, but it's something about like it needs an actual electrical charge to start the cascade of electrons.
And...
Complete the chemical reaction of doing the whole explodey thing. You know.
No power.
M'kay.
Ah! Demolish gate!
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I love a good plan. I love when everybody has a plan. Right? Orders for the engineer course. The detonator requires three parts. Signal receiver east point, distributor distributor midpoint relay West Point. Of course, we separated. Why wouldn't we retrieve them immediately?
We don't have much time avoid contact with the infected at all costs If combat is unavoidable deal with it quickly provide situational updates every 30 minutes You feel like it should be sooner than that. It seems like everything went wrong. No power. I can't even open a box Can I open this box?
I can.
Nice. Nice.
This seems like military hardware.
EYOOH! Power!
Ahhhh.
This some kind of a safe room, eh? Sure, there's an old BSAA camp here. Place is trash.
Looks like they left in a hurry.
What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City?
Interesting.
What is it?
The computer's not locked.
I don't know who the BSAA is.
They were also headed to the center of Raccoon City.
Interesting too. That reminds me. I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database and I noticed... something's missing.
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There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on Raccoon City.
If not them, then who?
Couldn't have been Umbrella themselves, could it?
Uh-oh.
Leon triggered the alarm.
Looks like your campaign to make the DSO stand down really didn't work, Zeno.
Okay, that's not what's- Does this matter to you then Zeno no one wants to get their hands dirty huh Oh save oh nice finally I can save okay what about this Oh tactical tracker a device that records combat data credits earned from kills can be used at a supply box.
Oh, what?
I say, what?
The Tactical Tracker logs your combat data in real time. The more enemies you dispatch, the more credits you earn. Credits can be used to purchase items, weapons, or upgrades at a supply box. I don't know how that works. I don't know how-
Whoa!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh! Oh That looks like the lamest body arm what is very very silly Oh, okay. I'm on for the the submachine gun as soon as I can unless Let me see. Okay, that power is under but it's Suppressor is interesting, but who needs that I would upgrade my hatchet. Fortified blade plus durable handle. Well, I mean I can sharpen it so the durability isn't really an issue. But I guess
it's longer between sharpens would be why you would do that. Requiem, Classic 70, MSG, MSBG, and then P-Store. Oh, I can sell sell things my god. Why would I sell that? Med injector and scrap. Nah. Nah. Okay so I don't have any credits yet but this is good and then this is a plan of where I need to go. I need to get the three parts and apparently I'm going to get... Oh boy. Okay let's auto sort this. That's good
enough. Nah I hate it.
What the hell is happening? What the hell is happening? What the hell is happening?
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Get started freeWhy is it getting so horrible out there? I'm just doing a really bad job at organizing my stuff. Oh my god. Yeah, this feels good. Feels good and terrible. Oh yeah, that's truly terrible.
Oh yeah, that's terrible terrible. Oh yeah, that's terrible. This is... truly awful. I'm gonna undo everything I've just done and- Yeah, I'm gonna live with this, cause it's- it's not- It's worse, but it's not that much worse.
Alright, okay, cool. Alright, so I need to go kill things, is all I know. And then I get money. I get money. Oh Wow, so that's the entirety of the journey I've taken and there seems to be a way down to cedar brook apartments that way and then There's signal receiver over there. There's some kind of door over here Hey, what about that other thing about the beginning?
The the the the the thing that needed a key lock from the other side Are there like some secrets or something that I'm supposed to be on the lookout for? Because I didn't find a lock- I didn't find a key to that thing. Oh my god. Okay. That's not good. I'm gonna go to Cedarbrook because it seems like the way it wants me to go first.
And I am a sheep and I cannot blaze my own path to save my life. Hi-yah! Oh, fuck off all right I'm gonna go left I don't know where I'm gonna go where am I going the ridiculous this is ridiculous there's poopy stinky poopoo oh my god the sewers again what isn't what isn't locked from the other side here what am't? What isn't locked from the other side here? What am I supposed to do?
What do you want from me? What do you want from me? What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Oh, what did I miss in the NF building? Gunpowder? Oh man. Oh, and then the gunpowder. I don't know when I did that, but... Not surprised. Also, what are they doing? Are they trying to rebuild?
Oh, is that an elevator that I can actually use? Not running, okay. Nevermind. So absolutely nothing is working here, is what I'm gathering. Oh. Really. Oh. Wow. Need a key to unlock it. Okay, well that's interesting, but is there a key in here? This is a BSAA camp, so one might assume that there would be kind of a key?
Oh!
Ah!
Interesting.
Huh.
Well, weirdly, that drew my attention, and then I was like, Oh, I'll press the button casually, so... This seems to be the way that it wants me to go okay so I'll go here first maybe for the the containers I'll find keys as I go along similar to the lock picks and then they'll be kind of consumables that I can use here and there.
Huh.
Gunpowder. See, that makes a bit more sense than the blood I was using to craft my things.
But then again, I'm really cool.
Using blood to craft bullets is... good in my book. It does seem to be slightly explosive, given that all the zombies were kabooming all over the place.
Strange.
Where are all the bodies? Uh, yeah, I wonder in a place where there are zombies and walking dead where the bodies would be. I just wonder. Oh. Oh. Oh, there they are! Oh, hey!
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Get started freeAlright, cool. Ew. You guys are decrepit. You're quick. No shit.
Missed me.
No shit.
Oh god.
Hello.
Hi. Oh, fuck. What the fuck?
What the fuck? The hell?
Okay, that's silly.
Okay, whatever. Gah, gah, gah!
Two can play at that game! Two can and will play at that game! Take one of these! And what, you take one of these! Will I th- throw thing?
And then I'll take this and I'ma throw it at you and I'm gonna throw it at you I'm gonna kick him. I'm gonna hatchet him. Can't hatchet what you can't see
Wow Nice. Okay, it just took me a little bit of warming up there. Oh my god.
Nice.
Looks like there's an unlimited amount. The ones that throw things are definitely tougher. Hey nice, I got credits for that. Sweet. I mean, cost me a lot of ammo, but hopefully it'll get me more in credits than it would ever there. And the hatchet is pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie, the hatchet actually is viewable, it's just hard to tell how much damage it's doing. I mean, it's not like the bullets are any better about telling how much damage it's doing but still it's pretty cool for a second there I thought they were gonna give me like a farming area and it was gonna be unlimited number of zombies crawling out of the woodwork here which wouldn't have been bad I'm
not opposed to that I'm I'm not foreign to some farmage. Hmm. Not sure where it wants me to go. Maybe this was just, like, for farming. Cause I don't see a way through. Oh, nevermind.
Uh-huh.
Bonk! Easy. uh-huh busted I'll have to shoot it down bonk easy anything else I left no who needs a full ladder not me never especially like a girl all right there's something down there. Oh, I thought I could drop. Nah, nope, can't drop. Weird. I didn't even press F. Alright, you know what?
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Whoa, how did you get scooted ahead in line? I actually meant to only use the shotgun. I just kind of used his... Requiem for a second there.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, so there was a box down there. I'm not sure- I don't know, what the fuck is that?
Whoa.
Alright, so there's something behind me. Nope, no there's not.
Alright, yeah, that one! Okay.
Oh my god, wait.
Hold on.
Nice.
The bam. Oh my god, wait, hold on. Nice.
Da-bam. See, I don't know how that's not killing you. Come on. Jesus Christ. Oh my god, really? Whoa! He sent me flying! Holy shit, I didn't know that that could happen. Uh, don't worry, I'm coming.
Hold on, I'm on the way. One more.
Alright, hold on! Uh, I'm coming! Just... give me a second. Didn't expect that! I guess I do have a rifle, don't I? Shouldn't I use this, probably?
Bonk! Where'd you go? I hear you, I don't see- oh, there you are. Bonk! Well, I can't use that, but whatever. Okay, there was still the item that was over there, but it wouldn't let me drop down, so I don't know what it wants from me.
Can I shoot you?
Of course.
That's what all this was meant for. So what about that item that was over there that I couldn't drop down to? It just seems kind of strange that it just wouldn't let me. But I can drop down here okay. It won't let me drop down there. But I can get smacked off and drop down that way.
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Get started freeMaybe I can drop off to the side. There's gotta be something to that. Right? There's gotta be some valuables here. Again, the music is kicking up weird. See, like, there's a couple things here. I need to- there must be a way
yeah yeah yeah yeah and then down here
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hello
okay just a nerb gotta be more than that oh god wait wait oh two for one oh my god two for one oh yeah oh there's a ramp oh weird okay well there's a ramp and then nothing else okay I guess it was worth it. There's another thing I can shoot here. Almost missed that. No? Alright do not know. Hi friend
Holy shit, all right
Not harb's unsure where I'm going and why I'm going this way but I am oh
There you go. I don't know how I knew that was up here, but it was. So that's cool. There might have been a note or something I guess. This place is overrun with zombies. Well yeah, that makes sense.
What? That's impossible! They should have all been wiped out by the missile.
Yeah, they should have. Yeah, yeah. A lot of things should have, should have.
Uh-huh. That's cool. Very cool.
Okay, we got a generator here. Old but might still work as some fuel. Get some fuel. You got it, boss! Whoever's... Well, I guess... I don't know, I'm not sure which one of us is the voice in the head, but... I like listening to new orders. Should there be?
I don't know if that was exactly written out in the plans that we found, but sure. Just looking. Okay, that's gonna be a climbable spot. It looks like that might be something that I'll climb. It's that kind of the right angle that would lead me to believe that I could.
We'll see.
Uh-huh!
My god. Distributor. It's gonna be so easy.
Where did this come from? found the distributor where we're more smart and I can Jerry rigged the detonator for that gate great can you
see any more from your position I'm
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second there but we're still going a lot of game left thank you and as always I second there but we're still going a lot of game left thank you and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye
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