All right, guys, so we have a huge problem.Our Wi -Fi sucks.So today we're playing a game called Fix Your Trash Wi -Fi.You're finally ready to relax and play Roblox, but your Wi -Fi is absolutely garbage.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, that's definitely happened to everybody.You know, when you're trying to play Roblox and your Wi -Fi is just not working, and you're just lagging everywhere like this?
Fix your Wi -Fi like a normal person or go crazy trying.Oh my gosh, guys, not gonna lie, I'm gonna need some good luck.So if you're watching the video right now and you're not subscribed, what are you doing?Hit that subscribe button right now.Enough talking.Let's go fix our booty Wi -Fi.
All right, here we go.I'm ready.Three, two, one play.
Oh, I'm slamming the desk.Oh, it's loading 99%.Dude, why is my Wi -Fi so trash?Ugh, I just want to play Roblox.Me too, bro.Me too.
I'll have to fix it myself.Wait, what's happening?Why I click the door?Wait, what the?I close the door?Do I just open and close the door?
What am I supposed to do?Wait, can I jump?Oh, I'm in the game.Oh, wait, I thought we were still like watching the cutscene.All right.Okay, nice Okay, so guys room tour.
Welcome to my room.I got a nice bed here.Nice wi -fi Just kidding.All right, look at it.It's not even loading 99.I also got a nice little poster here.
I just hit the jackpot I don't know what that does.Okay.
Wait, here we go.Let's fix the Wi -Fi.Um, usually when the Wi -Fi is broken in my house, I just unplug it and plug it back in.Can I do that here?Can I unplug it?
Nope.No.Wait.So how else would I fix the Wi -Fi?Do I go in here in the bathtub?Oh my gosh.
Okay.That's a jump scare right there, bro.Why is he staring at me like that?Is that supposed to be the mirror?Can I jump in here?Okay.
Oh, use the toilet guys.
Sorry.
Bathroom break.okay what are we doing we need to focus up um we need to fix this dang wi -fi what does it say caution restarting internet should be done by professionals oh yes that's another thing you can do you can just restart your wi -fi all right here we go i don't need a professional i am a professional okay this should be easy restarts internet huh what's this beeping sound am i about to blow up maybe it wants me to hit a jig well don't mind if i do am i about to start dancing Fix that Wi -Fi, fix that Wi -Fi.Are we about to blow up?I have a feeling, oh.All right, yeah, the Wi -Fi definitely did not get fixed.
Ending one out of 11, it's never that easy.Dang it!I thought it was gonna be that easy.All right, let's try this again.Okay, we already saw this.Skip.
Okay.Um, wait, I see a button that says settings right here.Oh my gosh, I thought it was for the Wi -Fi.Okay, I can shut the music.Thank you.Um, okay, that's all.
All right, how else do you fix a Wi -Fi?It says restarting the internet should be done by a professional.Can I call a professional?
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Get started freeOh, there's a phone right here.Okay, I can call, but I don't have a phone number.What if I call 911?Is that bad?
Oh, I actually called the cops.Hello, emergency services are not available since there's no internet.LOL.Good luck.Oh dang.All right.
So if I was dying, I'd be dead.The cops can't even help me.
Okay.I guess I can.I leave my house.Oh, I can.Oh, okay.
I have a chicken on top of my house.Okay.Beware of dog, bro.I'm not gonna lie.I'm low -key scared of dogs.All right.
So guys, if you ever have like a pit bull or something, leave it away from me.All right.I don't like pit bulls.
Wait, that can bite me.Wait.Oh my gosh.I'm gonna try and run past it.Three, two, one.Yes, oh my gosh, I'm in a random person's house and that's his painting little weird
Uh, okay.So what's in this house?Can I can I do wi -fi in here?There's a toilet.Oh, oh my gosh.I'm using it and i'm crying Oh my I just burped and that happened at the same time.
That was kind of weird.All right, let's climb this Um, what's up here?Okay internet password.Oh, wait, I can steal the password.Oh Too easy Yawn.Now I just need to go home and switch to my neighbor's Wi -Fi.
Okay, nice.That seems very easy.What?I voted you for stealing Wi -Fi?You are under arrest for breaking into this house.Oh.
I forgot I broke into a house.Nevermind.Yeah, I deserve to go to jail.All right.We got ending four out of 11.Breaking into your neighbor's house?
Seriously?
I'm sorry.I just wanted a Wi -Fi.Okay, we've gotten two endings, but the Wi -Fi has still not gotten fixed, bro.It's still 99%.Please, I just want to fix my Wi -Fi.Is that too much to ask for?
Okay, what if I go in here?Very conveniently placed school.Enroll now.Am I supposed to go to school?Okay.My beautiful son.
What?What are these pictures in the school?Oh my gosh.at me look i move this way he follows me he literally follows me stop staring at me weirdo okay i guess i talk to him hi would you like to enroll no i don't want to go to school i want my wi -fi fixed we only offer electrical engineering which okay i can't read that that was fast be warned though this journey will take years and only the smartest people can pass luckily i'm smart i'm ready let's do it very well then begin oh wait what am i oh my gosh what am i about to do about to take a test I hate test, bro.Which answer is correct?Bro, what is test?
Correct this one, the correct answer?Your answer was incorrect.Are you trolling?It says stay in school.That wasn't even a real question.Are you trolling?
No, no, no.going back.No, no, no, I'm doing that again.I'm sorry.Guys, what is the answer to that?Do you know the answer?
There's no way you know, right?What the heck was that?All right, teacher, I'm back, buddy.
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Get started freeAll right, I'm ready.Let's do this again.Okay, so we chose the wrong answer, which was the bottom right.Let's try top left this time, maybe.Okay, let's sit down.Nice.
Okay, we chose this one, I guess.Correct.Okay, I'm done taking the test, bro.Nah, that is so dumb.That is so dumb.I am not going back to school.
Okay, let's go somewhere else.Oh, got trashed Wi -Fi, call 313 today.Oh, wait, I can go over there and call the phone.Okay, so the number is 313, 313.All right, let's call 313, call.There we go.
Wi -Fi is getting fixed.Hello, this is an automated message from your Wi -Fi provider.Please hold while we find an available agent.Okay, nice.Two hours later.Your call is very important to us.
Please stay on the line.I'm still on hold.One month later.I'd be dead.We estimate it will take another few minutes.Ten years later.
I'm dead.Please value your time and patience.Please continue to hold.I'm dead.One eternity later.I'm a skeleton.
Yep, it's the desert.You have been connected to an agent.How can we help you dad?It doesn't even matter.Oh nice ending two out of 11 w customer service No customer service.I literally died before I could get wi -fi.
All right, well, let's go We got three endings.But um, like I said, we still have not fixed our wi -fi.What else can we do?Okay, let's go here the bank.Oh no.Am I about to rob a bank?
I already tried to rob my neighbor of his Wi -Fi.Um, please don't break into the vault.We have so much money in there.All right, don't worry.I will not break into it.Bank clerk.
What?You need money?So unprofessional.Huh.fine.But what's the magic phrase?
Give me money now, pretty please?Open sesame?Oh my gosh.I feel like this is another test.Open sesame.Your wish is my command.
Let's go!I guessed it!Yes, baby!The vault door is now open!Yes!Take money.
Wait, is this a trap?Is this a trap?Do I take this?All right, we're taking it.I think it's free.He opened it for me.
Wait, why is this on fire?So what do I do now?I got a bunch of money now.Do I just leave?Wait, so now what?I have money.
Can I, how do I spend the money though?Oh, wait, maybe I can give it to this homeless guy right here?Or is he begging for Robux?Really, you're begging for Robux, buddy?Fine, I'll donate five Robux to the game.There you go, guys.
See guys, I'm a good person.I donate five Robux.What is this, noob prison?What is that picture?Oh my gosh, okay.There's a wizard in here.
Oh, wait, what if I have to bail him out?I use the money to bail him out?Hey, man, if you're wondering why I'm locked up in here, well, see, I used to be in a different game.What?I charged people with 10 robux and in return, I'd help them.However, a lot of people hated me for that.
So now I'm in prison.OK, well, was he scamming for robux?But hey, how about you get me out of here and I'll fix your wife?Oh, that's all I need to hear.Hey, officer, I'd like to bail out the wizard.What do you want?
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Get started freeBribe for a key?Yes.10 robux.fine there you go buddy there's 10 robux how much we talking 10 robux open the door immediately yes yo thanks for getting me out of here wizard i got you as promised i'll fix your problems that's what i'm talking about did he fix my wi -fi so on top of the brand new mansion you now ownhave the best gaming setup and Wi -Fi in the world!To top it all off, I also made you 1 % of a god.
So now you can also do this.Want a sword?Heck yeah.Oh, I got a sword.A brain rot.Tongue.
A literal tank.Let's go.We got ending seven out of 11.7 -11.Okay, finally one ending got us a better wi -fi and we got a tank and a brain rot and a sword But now we need another ending.Is there anything?
Oh, wait, who's that?Who is that?Oh my gosh, do I have to go in that dark scary tunnel?I don't want to do that All right.Here we go.Hello.
Mr. Man.Can I talk to you guard?This place is for verified members and workers only.Um, I work here Oh, why don't you just say so?Oh, I could just walk in you may go in nice Whoa, where am I at?Whoa.
Okay.So do I talk to this guy?What the?Science says hello.We are on the brink of a brand new scientific breakthrough.All right, W. Perfect.
We need a test subject.I mean a worthy human.Oh my gosh.I'm about to be tested on.Just step into the life extractor and we will finally be able to reach 10G Wi -Fi.10G?
Sounds a little scary, but I'll do anything for better Wi -Fi.Oh my gosh.I'm about to die.Am I supposed to life extract her?That means they're gonna take my life.I'm about to die.
All right, here we go.Here we go.Yes.How could someone be so gullible?Oh no.I should not have gone in there.
All I needed was someone's life force to create the perfect wifi.They won't even be here to enjoy it.
No!
I died.I got ending 11 out of 11.Yikes.Dang it, bro.Wow.I would do anything for good wifi.
I literally just gave him my life.Okay.Is there an ending where I just get good wifi and I can finally download that thing?Cause we still haven't been able to download.it.Oh wait, there's a tunnel over here.
All right, let's go this way.Okay, can I go in here?Oh my gosh, I can.Okay, all right, that was kind of scary.Is there a homeless guy in here?Am I about to get jump scared?
I see him.Wait, I see him, there's a killer right there.Hello?Mr. Homeless guy, uh, I'm gonna talk to you now.Hi, sorry long time since see human.What's that device next to you?
Oh, he's got Wi -Fi that looks like Wi -Fi fell from sky now friend.He told his worth $100 ,000.Oh Wait, oh my gosh.Wait.Oh my gosh.Wait, that's why you go to the bank You go to the bank and get the money then you go to the homeless guy.
Come on I figured it out, see?I'm a genius.All right, let's go in here.Let's get the bank's money again.All right, give me money now, yes.Wait, no, that wasn't it.
It was Open Sesame.That was the one, right?Yes, perfect.Nice, look at that money.All right, so we take the money, just like that.Jackpot!
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Get started freeOkay, now we go back to the homeless guy.All right, homeless guy, I'm back.You're not gonna be homeless anymore.I got money now, all right, and a lot of it.He told his worth, yes!
Thanks, here's remote.Oh my gosh.All he say is look up at sky.I rich.Okay.So now I just go outside and look up at the sky.
Use remote.Okay.Let's use this bad boy.Let's use it.Let's see what's about to happen.All right.
Oh, I'm tired of this horrible wifi.I will have the best wifi on earth.Oh my gosh.I'm connecting to a satellite.Oh my gosh.It's shooting a laser at me.
Whoa.gosh.Is that gonna help me with my Wi -Fi?I don't know.There's no way.Are you serious?
All I wanted was good luck!Ending 3 out of 11.Use summon a nuclear bomb.Really?Why does a homeless guy have a remote to spawn a nuclear bomb?All right, please.
I just need to upgrade my Wi -Fi.I don't want to spawn a nuke.I don't want any of that.
I mean, let's try the school again.Hello, teacher.I think I'm smart enough now.Okay.I think I got it this time.I think is this one.
Yes, yes, okay.Okay.Oh no.Oh no.What is a salmon?What I can't read what is a synonym for school education, right?
It's cool again guys.I need to complete this test.All right, let's try this again.I got this Okay, it's this one, right?Yes.Okay.
That's correct.Okay.Nice.You know what?Sorry guys, I'm about to watch a video to figure out what this is.So, uh, I'll be right back three hours later.
Okay, i'm back and This is crazy, but what is a synonym for school prison?I don't That is kind of true, but uh, let's keep it going.All right, we're going to college now.All right 22 27 minus two 40 times 2, I don't know.Alright, I have the video right here.Okay, guys, I'm sorry.
Shoutout to this guy, whoever this guy is.Shoutout Majib.He has the full one so you know the answers.So it's 67, you know, the joke.And it is correct, of course.This is the final one, I'm pretty sure.
What happens when you connect an ideal voltage source directly across an ideal short circuit?Huh?No idea.An infinite current flows.Thank you, video.We got it correct.
We beat it.Let's go.So now what?Is my Wi -Fi fixed?Uh -oh.Black screen.
You did it.Yes.Well, go use your knowledge and fix that router.Oh, wait.Now I can go back and fix the Wi -Fi.Remember, I'm a professional now.
Literally.Okay, perfect.So now, if I just do this, it should work, right?Okay, this should be easy.I think it worked.I think it worked.
What do you mean but all those years gone just so I could fix it oh well time to go play roblox, yes We fixed the Wi -Fi and we were able to play roblox W. Also guys, there's an ending I forgot to do.I remember we passed the dog I'm pretty sure if we get eaten by the dog.It's an ending.So uh, yep We just got the ending W. Also, I'm pretty sure if we go past the dog So we just go like this we bring over here nice and then we run over there Thank you, so now we go up here and What do we do?Whoa, do we dance right here?
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Get started freeOkay, so I don't think there's anything up here.
Let me go back down here Oh my gosh, the dog is right there Wait, oh I can jump on this roof.Oh, wait, is there anything up here?Wait a second.Wait a second.Did I find a glitch?Okay.
Wait, can I go on my roof?I'm pretty sure I can right?Wait, what if I jump right here?Let's go, wait, do I talk to the chicken?Wait, I can talk to the chicken?Bawk?
Really?That's it?That's all you got, chicken?Okay, we're jumping in here.
Here comes Santa Claus!
You got burnt to a crisp.Dang it.All right, guys, I just saw that there's an ending over here, actually.
I don't know how this is ending, but you can walk through here.Look at that.And then look, there's cavemen over here.What?I could really go for some leaves with a stick.branch right now.
Okay, so let's talk to this guy.Welcome distinguished visitor.We are the nature worshippers.Okay.Here we respect all that is nature.Would you like to join us?
Not really, but sure, yeah.Good choice.It's time to eat, but since it's your first day, you get a special delicacy.Ew Guys, have you ever ate a worm in real life?
Be honest because I feel like some people have but guys it is now time for the last and final ending Which if you go over here watch this, okay Watch this you go through this tunnel you fall down and look at this look at this We're in a secret room and then we talk to this guy.
Hi, you might be wondering who I am It says developer.So I think I know who you are.I created this game.What brings you here?Uh, just trying to fix my Wi -Fi, bro.That's all I want or what?
I'll leave a bad review.Yep.Okay I should have said that.I should not have said that.What is he gonna do to me?It seems you have forgotten.
While you're in my game, my power is absolute.Oh, no.Oh, no.You think you can sit there and boss me around?Duh, I'm the boss.I dare you to come at me.
Okay, I got this.I'm not the best at obby, so hopefully I don't die.Don't die, Fulton.That would be very embarrassing.All right, go, go, go, go, climb.He's got one leg.
Buddy, I can easily beat you, all right?Don't think so highly of yourself just because you beat the easiest part.Let's see what you do now.Wait, what am I supposed to do?Wait, Flamingo!Whoa, it's a bunch of YouTubers!
Uh -oh, 911 help.Please don't do it, I'm really scared.In order to continue, you must pull the lever to continue to the next stage, okay?However, the lever is also connected to that platform.Oh wait, they all die?The lever will cause the platform to disappear and all those Roblox YouTubers will fall.
Okay?pull that lever.Oh wait, I can give up or pull the lever guys Do I save them?Do I save them?Pull the lever.I'm sorry guys.
I need I need good Wi -Fi.I need it You'd seriously sacrifice these youtubers just to beat me?I mean, I just want Wi -Fi bro.You really want me to fix your Wi -Fi that bad?Yes, please Fine.Oh, easy.
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Get started freeOh, yes!100 % you now have the fastest Wi -Fi.Are you happy?Yes.That's all I wanted.Let's go.
Let's go We did it boys, oh my gosh, that's like forever But uh, but yeah guys that's gonna be it for today If you enjoyed we shoot that like a subscribe button like always if you enjoyed make sure you wait I just messed up my outro like always.I love every single one of you Thank you so much for watching.And if you want better Wi -Fi hit that subscribe button right now Oh, and let me not forget.I'm Fulton and I'm out
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