Roblox Games Are Making Me Insane...

Roblox?

Meh.

I'll throw Roblox on the list. I don't know what Roblox games we would play though. Let's open up Roblox and see what we have on the f***ing docket. I don't really know what we would play. These are all the games that you guys send me. I'm definitely not play- What is Joe's Pantry?

Have I ever played that? Joe Bart in the Back Rooms? Gary Schwarma we beat, so no point in playing that. F***ing untick that. Well that looks way different. What the hell happened there? Anomalies. My Judgment. What is this one?

Choose the right sentence for each case. Each case psychological horror. Egg Kevin's house. What the hell is Egg- Oh no, Kevin got one of your friends in trouble at school today. Egg his house to teach him a lesson he won't ever forget. An adventure horror game?

What the hell is Egg Kevin's House? That seems pretty fun. Kind of want to egg Kevin's house. Is it scary? We're going to egg Kevin's house. This game is going to be stupid as...

Sam. Come on, Billy. Reconsider this. No, Sam. Kevin got me in trouble at school today. He has to pay. Billy, you stuck gum in his hair. You had it coming. What? I had to put my gum somewhere. Just help me egg his house, okay? What are we gonna get f***ing murdered? Okay, I'll help you.

Fine, I'll help. glad you came to your senses now take these eggs and start throwing what eggs Wow what a game Run inside I'm gonna save the day wait up Billy oh shit wait I couldn't it didn't let me run inside we just dipped on him bro we just burned his house oh fuck Oh, fuck.

Kevin's gonna come shoot up the school the next day.

That was- that was at the ga- oh.

We're live at the scene where a small he- a small home here in Blocksville has went up in flames.

We've got word that the body of one woman has been recovered from the house Her identity is unknown at this moment

The cause of the fire is currently unknown, but an investigation will be launched after the fire has been put out

In other news firefighters seem to be eating hard-boiled eggs

After saving the fire after saving the woman 20 years later. Oh

Shit we got tats now. We're all hardcore

Man, the fiery that fire really did a number on this house

Yeah, she may never found out what caused the fire

Yeah, right

Anyways, let's skip out the scene. What are we, fucking ghost hunters now? My name is Sam Baggins, and I never believed in ghosts until I encountered one. Do you have any idea how many views that I've explored abandoned places? Oh, we are actually fucking YouTubers. We could film here all we'd like, fake all the stuff we'd want, and all the morons who view it will eat it up. Yo, on God God you're right. Yo, can I just dick ride Billy this whole fucking game? You're so right Billy. You're so smart

You're such a fucking genius Whatever let's get inside Anything for the content honestly, bro, this has been cooking for 20 years Look at this place. How is it the same 20 years later? This is the perfect place for our videos.

I'm with you on that. I don't know guys. I think I want to take a look around first before deciding. Whatever. Just meet us outside when you're done. Don't take too long.

This is gonna be the stupidest fucking game of all time. It's gonna be some creepy lady that looks way different than any other Roblox character. Do not enter. You feel suddenly very uneasy. Leave this house.

What, am I gonna fucking throw throw up I don't even know where the exit is we're still in the house so what do you think I like it I'm just gonna dick ride him I like it this is a great place to pick.

Glad we could all come to an agreement.

Then it's settled. This will be our filming location. I'm gonna get murdered. Steven, remember to bring your camera tomorrow. Meet here tomorrow night at this time for our first video. Dude, one of us is just gonna get our fucking neck snapped.

Must know what's in basement. Am I gonna go there in my dreams and meet the dead mother? Oh my God, yeah, I'm sleeping. Billy?

Steven?

What's in the basement? It's gonna have those creepy wooden doors or wooden steps that are gonna creak when I walk down them Somebody grabbed me This is the worst game ever Good thing I have a dagger to save me. In case things get a little hairy.

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I'm ready. Like fucking SpongeBob. Awesome. Glad to hear you're on board with us. Now, let's head inside. Okay, I'll stand over here and deliver an

opening for the video Sam go find something to make some noise with I think we can convince people that this place is haunted after you hear me mention the dead occupants of the house make the noise yo what up what up what up escape tourists? Or not escape, what would be like a stupid name for like a haunted house channel?

Yo, what up abandoned exploration? Name's Billy. Today we're at a house where a woman burned to death. Pretty sure she's still haunting this place. I wonder if she was hot. Anyways, why don't we ask her?

Sam, go grab the Ouija board. So like, out of ten, what would you say you are? Ten being like, Margot Robbie. One being like, I don't know, a slug. A five being maybe like Phyllis from The Office. What would you say you are?

This door makes you feel very unsettled. Brother, kick that bitch down. Sam, stop worrying about the door. Go find something to make some noise with. Phyllis is a 10. Phyllis is not a 5. Well, an average is 7.

Actually, average is 5. No, most people say average seven. If you say, how attractive is this person? Oh, they're average looking. Seven. And I'll stand on that. I don't know what the fuck I'm going to make noise with. The fridge? The hell am I going to make noise with? There's nothing in this fucking house. Billy.

Brother.

No. I can't open the door.

I'm stupid. Should I knock over this metal pipe to produce a sound? Yeah. This should work.

Hello, Internet. Tonight, we're in an abandoned house that burned down due to unknown circumstances 20 years ago. Rumor has it the ghost of a mother and her son haunt this very place. In fact, I've- As you can see, the spirits aren't happy with our presence.

So, we'll leave it off here for tonight and return tomorrow where we'll attempt to communicate with the spirits using an Ouija board. Wow, I actually fucking called that shit. We'll see you tomorrow. Well, I'd say that was the first successful night. Great work. Great work. Great work, Billy. You're so charismatic.

I really think this is going to be a banger YouTube video. We got to make sure to get a good thumbnail. Steven, it's not that hard to knock down a metal pipe. Still Billy. Oh, anyways, let's bounce. Let's all meet here tomorrow.

Same time once again. You're forgetting silence is a valid option? Why am I saying- I'm just gonna glaze Billy until we die. Billy's like my god in this world, chat. I'm a ride or die with him. We egged those people and killed them, so now we have to just rock with it.

No clue. Probably just wanted to set up more cameras or something. killed them so now we have to just rock with it.

No clue.

Probably just wanted to set up more cameras or something. Oh Steven's dead. Yo ggs. Did you see how many views our video got? No? How many views did it get?

It got over 3,000 views. We're gonna make so much money off of this. If you were to monetize a YouTube channel with 3,000 views, you would honestly make like $8. Not even. Like five, five, like six bucks.

Better not have chicken out. We need him if this is gonna work. What if something bad happened? Maybe he's in the the the basement This place is really sketchy don't be ridiculous. I'm sorry bill. You're right. Nobody would do that. Whatever

Let's see if we could find him. Well, he's really not here unless

He's in the basement You don't think he'd go down there do you there's only one way to find out you go first Sam I have so much more to live for Steven are you down here it's a really big basement I thought it would be like a fucking small like cupboard-esque area. Do you see the tribal tat I have on my fucking arm?

But that means I'm badass. We need to keep walking.

Steven? Oh my god, I found his headphones. Are these Steven's headphones? Excuse me.

I built-

Oh, what hit me? Maybe this is a part of the YouTube video. Billy, what's going on? Oh good, you're finally awake. Don't worry about him. He's knocked out, he can't hear you.

Who are you? It's gotta be the mom, or the kid that lives in this basement. Allow me to reintroduce myself, Sam. It's gotta be the mom or the kid that lives in this basement. Allow me to reintroduce myself, Sam. It's Kevin. Nice haircut, loser.

Jesus. That is a fucking bowl cut. So, Sam, do you remember me now?

Kevin? Kevin?

Is that you?

Yes, Sam. It's me, Kevin. I apologize for what I had to do just now. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K I don't think that would wake him up. I feel like that would fucking keep him knocked out Giving him just fucking brain trauma

Kevin how are you alive?

Why am I tied up? You probably thought I died in the fire didn't you I wasn't home at that time I missed the bus so I had to walk home My poor mother however was home and was trapped inside She didn't make it out This photo is all I have left to remember her. What was the wheelchair?

Anyways, we have a lot to talk about.

What?

Do you remember when we burned, when you burned down my house?

What?

You've no proof that I did that. Billy's gonna throw me under the bus. Billy's a chad, Billy's a chad. Oh my God. Does this pack of gum look familiar? I found it right outside of my house on the day of the fire.

I, I, Sam was with me.

Nothing you say or do will get you out of this. Please, Kevin. It was an accident. We never meant for this to happen. Don't say we, you fuck! Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have fucking rode with Billy.

Kevin, I... I'm so sorry. I can't believe you stooped to Billy's level, Sam. I thought so much better of you. Oh, I'm fucking dead. It doesn't matter.

Well, you did ruin my life.

I couldn't ruin my life. I couldn't save my mother. I rushed in to try and help her, but... The heat. It was too much.

So I got this horrible burn on my face. Oh, that's a burn, dude? I thought that was like a wart. Jesus Christ. It's like a growth on your fucking body, man. I like I've actually just been constantly staring at it this entire time. I can't stop looking at it. So I spent the last 20 years of the basement trying to figure out how I could track you down. It finally paid off. You were foolish enough to come here yourself. And now justice can finally be served. What are you going to do to us?

You're going to share the same fate as my mother. I'm going to set this place on fire. And you're going burn alive Come on, Kev. You gotta think about this. Do you really want to kill us? I've had 20 years to think about this Billy karma has finally caught up with you Goodbye Kevin or goodbye Billy. Goodbye, Sam his name All right, that really wouldn't burn this place down that fast. I'm all my legs are also just tied down by a rope.

I feel like I could hop out of here. I have a knife. Where did I keep that? Epic music begins! Billy! Don't worry!

Oh wait, I have to use Sam's voice. Sam, get me out of here. Billy, don't worry. I'll save you. Maybe we can be like... lovers after...

I'm sorry, I... I've just always... Ever since that day, I feel like we've been trauma bonded toge... Oh, sorry. I thought there'd be a longer cutscene. Kevin...

You too couldn't just die, could you? You couldn't have let justice be served. Maybe I didn't get my revenge tonight, but mark my words, one day, justice will be served, and you'll both be dead. Kill Kevin. Why the fuck would I let him go?

I'm sorry, Kevin, but I can't let you go away with this. With what you just did.

Wow, that was a fucking dime. Holy shit.

He just threw that that well? Why did any of this happen? Good riddance. You did the right thing, Sam. How about me and you go to Ruby Tuesday's on you? Wow, what a game that was. We murdered his mom, went back into his house to film a YouTube video, and then killed him. Cinema. Let's do one other stupid fucking horror game. Oh, God. Five Nights at Joe Bart's.

Now we got to turn the lights off for this one. Have I have I done this one? Oh my god, that's scared the shit out of me. Oh my god. No, that was actually like the most scared I Dude, what do you even do in the fucking game? Who is Dark? Oh my god, it's a multiplayer game? Alright guys, let's fucking get through this. Don't get jump scared by me, it's really fucking scary.

What are we supposed to do? Or is this literally just like a walkthrough? Oh my god, it's Chica and Fuddy Fazbear.

How cool.

Oh my God, this is a stage they prefer. Why is that skin so realistic? Oh, there's a code to leave. Do we have to know the code? It's probably six, seven, bro. I'm not in my chat or whoever the fuck made this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, whoever the fuck made this. images stop scary scenes and flashing lights if it's just a fucking PNG of my face I swear this game is nowhere nowhere near finished in just in task oh you have to go in alone oh my god I'm gonna be running from myself restore sanity I can't take the oh wow you have to really hold on that Oh almond walk wow this is just a rip of the first game I'm gonna take all the fucking almond so get me through everything it is so fucking loud I now I don't know why it's

that loud turn the audio down Jesus hold up

Okay, so I can hide from myself in here, but I really have to hold down on it Interact I escape through here

If I hear myself scream really fucking loudly

Like do you think it's just gonna be a silent me or it's gonna be like actual Joe Bart, just screeching That brought my mood from like a nine to a three. That no, that's not a W game. That's not a W game. That brought my mood from a nine to a fucking three, like in an instant, like instantly. Like instantly. I'll run that back, but like, bro, he runs faster than me. How the fuck am I supposed to get out?

How the hell am I supposed to get out of hell am I supposed to get out like away from him? See like what the fuck is this area? Well, we'll know if we're near him if I start hearing the hill song So I don't think I actually need to look around my person that much But I do want to keep my stamina. Follow, exit. Oh, that's easy. This doesn't really feel like the back rooms. I feel like I'm just in an open, running area. What is this?

Where is he?

Oh.

Did I win the game? Yo, cinema. I mean, chat, we already beat the game. Wow. I mean mean talk about fucking Impossible dude do spelling bee bro. Every time I do spelling bee. I just get some fuck-ass words I'll do a spelling bee against you guys, but you're not winning. I'm too good at spelling bees next up

necromancer

Necromancer a necromancer buddy. you got this, you got this, you got this. There we fucking go. We're on advanced, pal.

Can you spell candlelight?

Mathematician, buddy, spelled wrong. Are we dead ass?

All right.

Can you spell sapphire?

I say, I say that my chat, I say that my chat's smarter than other Twitch streamers chat. Tung, Tung, Tung Tung Tung sahor. Your word is nonplussed. Yeah, let's actually try and win the game. Nonplussed. I actually didn't know that one.

Your next word is glacier.

Yo.

Thank fuck. Dog Titan 3.

Spell dauntless.

Dauntless, bro. Yo, he really head bopping. Dauntless. Yo Yo, he really head-bopping Daunt- Dauntless Yo, if you're spending that much money on Roblox If you're spending that much money on Roblox, you better get the fucking questions right pal How the hell do you have like an aura exit?

I knew I got that Pestilence that one's pretty hard wrong Wow, you guys are really bad at this next up consumption take it out of sub only Consumption consumption

Next up forthcoming coming.

All right. Yeah, let's make a new Lobby. Let's make a new Lobby. Hey, hey, if you can't spell don't join. How about that? If you can't spell don't join if you're going to type 6-7 or you don't know how to spell the word mathematician.

Give it a rest. Okay. Let other people in. Here's the code. We got five seconds. All right.

Everybody's in. Thankfully or not. Thankfully, hopefully we got a better crowd here.

Your word is sit.

Bro, we're on easy mode, brah. Everybody get it wrong. Get it wrong. Everybody get it wrong. Get it wrong. Just get it wrong. I'm not doing some fucking easy shit. Big. No, bro.

Just get it wrong. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. The next word is noob. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Don't spell it.

Just don it wrong. Just spell it wrong. Okay, good. Yo, fuck this guy and this stupid alien skin. Get it wrong on purpose.

Are we fighting for the fucking crown? What are we doing?

We're gonna go advanced. We're gonna go advanced. We're gonna start out with advanced because our chat did or not our chat. Well, it is our chat actually. Our chat did terrible last time. Hopefully, you guys can perform this time.

Why am I glowing?

Please spell insinuate.

F**K!

Next up, necromancer. Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm flaming my chat and then I get it fucking wrong.

Your next word is spokesperson.

Stop spelling too, too, too, sahor. Next up, transaction. Just, brother, it's 2026, try and fucking spell the word.

Alright, spell propaganda.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Are you please spell accumulation?

Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up.

All right, spell.

I know I spelled my I know I spelt bro. We just saw somebody spell mathematician.

All right, can you spell atmospheric? All right, can you spell atmospheric? Alright, can you spell imprisonment?

Really, that's where it is. Periodically, really had to sound that one out. Guys, get it wrong. No, we don't need to get it wrong. You can fucking play it right.

Bro.

Your next word is rhythm.

I want you to get it right. This is upsetting. Oh my god. Rhythm. Rhythm. Rhythm. Try. Try. Try. What are we doing?

Is this trying rhythm? Rhythm oh

My God, let's go

All right, can you spell sashay?

Who the fuck uses the word sashay? What is the word sashay who says that who says sashay? Well, I'm gonna go sashay down the fucking runway Nobody uses that word sashay is not sashay is not an advanced word spell. That's fucking folio. Oh my god, poor folio word is

sashay

Sashay who knows how to spell sashay?

Please spell significance Sashay? Sashay? Who knows how to spell sashay?

Please spell significance.

You're a sore loser.

Fuck you.

Can you spell aspiration?

Fuck you.

Mustard. All right, chat, we're doing one more round. We're going to go advanced words. Actually, we're going to more round. We're gonna go advanced words. Actually, we're gonna go expert. Or do we go randomizer? I love a randomizer.

We're going randomizer. Randomizer round, lock it in. Is that a penguin?

All right, spell pantograph.

That's not that bad. Out of the randomizer, you're... Keyboard. Keyboard Bork.

Next up, transinstitutionalization. Please spell hourglass.

Who the fuck's there? Or that wasn't, Chad, that wasn't bad. Can you spell compunction? There's a lot of really long, like trans-institutionalization is just like a bunch of small words that are combined into a big word. Can you spell prognostication? Yeah, you just sound that out. XQC is a chud.

The next word is polemic.

Good one. Can you spell thesaurus ooh thesaurus thesaurus that's wrong that's really wrong don't press enter don't press the next word like erratic you can't tell them to fix it after it's already fucked. It's like, oh my God. Wait, that actually...

Can you spell residential?

Easy.

Alright, can you spell nutritious?

Dude, why are we getting so many easy words right now? I have it on randomizer. Bro, you peep that?

That...

Nutritious? Nutritious?

Alright, try spelling town. Bro. Town? Bro, you peep that? That... Nutritus? Nutritus?

Bro. Town?

Watch it, I mean it's some bullshit.

Oh.

Quack. I'm getting some easy-ass fucking words right now. The next word is powder.

Powder. Simple.

Please spell absquatulate.

Monster maniac. Spell absquatulate. It was an honest try. I take the fucking dub! Give me that crown, bitch! I'll play till I lose and then we'll go to fucking Roblox football!

Give me that fucking crown.

Alright, try spelling lexicography. Please spell car. Play till I lose, chat. The next word is acetaminophen.

Ooh, acetaminophen. I think that's a long word, but acetaminophen. You've taken acetaminophen. It's a medicine.

Can you spell gallant?

You could spell out acetaminophen.

Gallant.

Gallant. No. Is it G-A-L-L-A-N-T? Next up, necrobiosis lipoidica. Lipoidica is the hardest part here. Lipoidica, if you get this. Next up, aneurysmorphy. Aneurysm, aneurysm, aneurysmorphy. Wow, that's right. Wow, no, I would've.

Next up, erupt.

Erupt. What a cornball, what a corn, I thought he was gonna get it wrong.

The next word is macabre.

Macabre.

All right, spell pseudo hyper aldosteronism. Pseudo hyper aldosteronism.

Aldoster? Like I didn't know what he was saying.

Can you spell malapropism? I didn't know what he was saying. Can you spell malapropism?

I didn't know what he was saying. Aldoaster? Aldoaster? Malapropism. GGs. Is that a penguin with a K-pop like music artist on there? Wait, I just want to see what the first word I get is. And then I'll BIP.

It's going to be something really hard. Wait. Master.

Next up, Spectrophotofluorometry. Spectrophotofluorometry.

GGs, fuck that game. Oh my God, oh my God, fuck that game. All right, Football Universe. All right football universe All right, we're gonna make a custom game of football universe. We'll have chat V chat But we have to actually try Okay, also peep how dripped out I am in football universe chat

Look got the fucking pit vipes on gold chain on the fucking side Eagles backplate Got the fucking white perm on. Look at these chuds. Look at these chuds. Stop dry-humping me. Look at these chuds. All level 20s, dude. 20 overalls.

I need some fucking... I need some all-star players here. Can we have like one person? Okay, I'm going to kick some of you guys. We need people that aren't ass, you know, uh, so I need like one guy that's like a decent level. So I'm sorry, angry Asaya, uh, you were in the spelling bee, so I'm kicking you.

Uh, Benson, if you're playing on your phone, it's cooked, bro. Oh my God. We need PC players here, chat. PC players. We need some real fucking gameplay, okay? I just kicked the PC player all right well we're just letting anybody in at this point all right just join whoever I just need one person that could be a captain that's not overall 20 we have one person that has any skill in this fucking game okay well I guess not all right I'll be a captain we're just gonna randomize teams here good luck to everybody we're gonna pick the teams we're gonna have

chat who do we want to verse each other I obviously need to be the Philadelphia Eagles because that's my team we're gonna be the Philadelphia Eagles and we'll go against the Nebraska Sabertooths obviously equal teams here so we're gonna have captains Wait players We're gonna make me the home captain and we'll make hungry. Gingy the away captain because he's playing on PC Wait, no, I'm home. Wait, I'm away your home

And then pick captains assign captain Assign captain and then how do I do this? How do I fucking put players on teams? Oh And then I just put people home away home away, so we'll do home Wait this fucker is me And this fucker's me he could be on my team, but I'm gonna be the captain dick That was not me. That's just somebody with my skin

All right, where are the other players? We'll make this person home And then we'll do away home away home away. Just random just so it's fair All right, let's run it my team. I you guys vote me quarterback I don't give a fuck about any other position you guys can play whatever else. I'm gonna be head QB. Okay, let's lock in We're gonna apply and we're gonna fucking start that bitch. We'll start at the intro. Why not? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da It's a perfect day for fucking football look at me look at me or a farming walking out on this fucking field chat I'm still gonna set up a day where we have a fucking 66 streamer football universe day Pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads pick heads. Oh, I was voted

It's quarterback WWW guys. I'll be team captain as well And then I'll just vote randomly. Oh, wait, I wanna vote myself team captain. I don't give a fuck about the else. Nebraska called heads. What is that? UF, it's tails.

Fuck you!

I wanna kick off. I wanna kick off. We're gonna warm up. They're not gonna be ready to play I want the ball in the second half. It's a fucking profit play chat Oh, I kind of want to be returner to you. Yeah, but me return Somebody else be kicker though. I suck at kicking

Good shit Nico run up down boys run them down Who's their QB they're scrambling right now, they don't know what they're doing one of you guys has to be QB, bro We're wasting the shot clock here. Somebody's got to step up to the plate. You guys got to vote each other You guys got to vote each other. You got five seconds five seconds. We got gotta hike the ball. Oh, I just sprinted him down. No way. Oh my God, okay, incomplete. Wow, their team is scrambling to fucking make this up, chat. They don't know how they're gonna play

against the fucking Philadelphia Eagles. The Nebraska Sabretooths are absolutely fucking shitters right now. Watch this interception. Watch this interception.

Fuck!

He caught that? Oh no. Watch this interception. FUUUCK! HE CAUGHT THAT?! Oh no. Close that. Close that. I need to see everything. Oh my god, I'm facing the wrong way. I'm gonna cover Dan. Dan's really far back for some reason. We're going widespread here. He might run the ball. Get ready to rush.

Easy fucking intercept.

It's fine. Second and 15. He already hiked the ball. He's going to try and rush it. Tackle his ass. He's down. Loss of one. Terrible fucking play from there, Q hungry. Gingy is not is not locked in tackling Sacked his ass loss of eight easy Fourth and 24 you guys kick this ball guaranteed. Oh, I return here. It might be a fake kick though. We don't know They could pull some crazy plays. We're gonna kick the ball. We got eight seconds. We're gonna kick the ball We got seven seconds. We got five seconds. We got four seconds. We have three seconds. We have eight seconds. We're going to kick the ball. We got seven seconds. We got five seconds. We got four seconds. We have three seconds.

We have two seconds. We have one second. They don't kick the ball. Delay the game. Thank you for the ball and a fantastic spot. Maybe assign a new kicker.

All right. Everybody line up.

I better see you open.

Dart. it's a little cold outside. A little cold outside in the Cincinnati Bangles. I thought we were in the Cincinnati Bangles and get open, get open. Far. Shit. Catch that you stupid fuck. I'm sorry. Gotta stay positive team. Low quarters all team over here Philadelphia Eagles. Ready? Get open. Get open. Get open. Hail Mary down south!

We're going for that bitch. They suck on offense. We're going for that shit. You better fucking get open. We're going for that shit. They suck on offense. We're going for that shit. You better fucking get open. We're going for that shit Zero zero no risk right now. Yeah

Stupid fuck stupid fuck turnover What do you mean I

Thought I made it oh no no. Tackle him. We're not losing. How did I turn over on the line? I didn't get past the line I thought I was. Oh shit. Everybody, everybody cover a man. Cover a man. Zone coverage. Zone coverage. Oh. Alright we're good. Somebody rush him every play. I got left on Hungry Gingy. They swapped out QBs.

Went for it. It's fine. Third and 15. We get one more, they're going to check. They guarantee don't go for it. They're a safer playing team. Oh my God, he fucking got that. Damn it. Oh wait. No, it's fourth and inches or fourth and one

Sacking They're gonna instant pass interception Oh, oh, oh! Hit that Brooklyn, bitch. Oh yeah, oh my God. Defensive player of the year. Peep that, watch this, watch this replay.

Dart literally knew where I needed to be. I see he's gonna throw a fucking short pass. Keep it safe. Wow, wow, Kick that shit off. It might not be Nico. Is it Nitch? Nico. 32 yard field attempt. That's fucking awesome.

Get a good kick here. Let's make him flub the ball. Oh God, he didn't even go. Touchback. Why is the touchback starting at 35 yards? What the fuck? Doesn't the touchback in football start at the 20? Why would you not just want a touchback? Running for 35 is like impossible. Easy. That went through my body. Like that hit me in the groin. How the hell did I not

catch that? Wow. They are throwing rough passes. Yo, you guys gotta get your fucking team together here, man. Almost end of the first quarter and we get ball in the second half. You guys are doing pretty fucking rough right now. Wow, they're kicking. Wasn't it third and 15 or was it fourth? Why are they kicking? This has to be a fake kick. It was a fucking fake kick.

Oh no, it wasn't. I'm there.

Weave.

Weave.

Cover me. Oh my god, around all three of them. Great blockage from the team, by the way. Great blockage from the team. Wow. Those straight fucking ankles. What a start to the game. What a start to the game. End of the first quarter, too. MVP right now.

They need me as QB. They gotta switch some shit up. I don't know what the hell they're doing. They switched QBs like three times. Yo, their team is all, yo, just coming in, the Nebraska Sabretooths are struggling to beat the Philadelphia Eagles right now.

He just knocked the ball. That pass was to absolutely nobody. Some would call that a throwaway, but he didn't even have pressure. He literally cannot throw the ball. Wow.

I mean, let's have some fucking plays here it's already fourth and 15 are we gonna go for the ball we're going for it fourth and 15 let's see if they get it oh my god way over wow you guys are horrible yeah I don't see your message in your wait next play options why would we not go for it it's fucking first and 15 the hell

dart you just fucking why you throw up are we diving backwards? Why would I not go for it? Why is it giving me that option?

SIR! Easy.

Right fucking to him. Right fucking to him! GET OPEN!

Go for it. I'm gonna run this shit.

HUT!

Yo, you remember that starting screen? Me like this? Accurate. More accurate. Too good at the fucking game, dude. Wow. We're going for a two-point, bro. We're fucking mauling them. Alright, get open. I'm tossinging this this might be straight in the air

what

oh fuck

he gets it Brother, brother, your Roblox arms are like this. Just catch the ball.

All right.

Oh my God, I almost fucking caught that shit. I should have dove. Second and 15, bro. They need to fucking score here. 19 to zero, bro. Oh my god, it's an interception. It is fucking over, ladies and gentlemen.

It is over. I don't see how they're gonna come back from here. This is insane. What? This guy's rushing me every time. Too bad I got some players in the end zone. See ya! Why are we jumping?

Why are we jumping? Why are we jumping? Just catch the ball. Like I'm throwing it directly to you. Idiots. Oh fuck, I actually got sacked.

I didn't think they would be near me. Oh god, third and 23, no big deal. NBD. Who caught that? That was, that was fucking amazing. The behind the back didn't even turn around. Mind you.

Wow.

Just saw it. That's insane. Oh my god, one handed too. Wow. Two point. Extend the lead a little bit.

See if they get one fucking, one point, one point in the game. Dart. Dart. Wow. Could have intercepted that for a two point. They have a minute and 30 before the half. We get it at the half, so they definitely have a full play here.

Maybe two. You're playing AI right now? I'm playing my chatters. And I didn't even cheat. I randomly selected people. Like, it was, everybody was a 20 overall but me,

and I just picked random people, and I, you know, I don't want to say it's from my team commanding slash quarterback skills, but their QBs have been pretty lackluster. They've been kind of rotating around. I think they're on their third string Vex right now.

Let's see how he performs. Absolute piss missile to nobody. I mean that couldn't have been worse of a throw. They're all over the place. They're changing QBs every single time. Just go for a sack. Oh my god, they literally can't catch a fucking ball. Wow. Now we're on Preston McSix. Full name and date of birth in the username. Wild. Absolutely wild.

Might have made the username the email Jesus Christ they turned over bro they just have to keep going for it I'm just going straight Hail Mary's right now let's fucking rip it

oh yeah open fucking easy dude like yo chat when in doubt dries open for the fucking ball I mean every time drift is open for the fucking ball. I mean, every time, drift is open for that ball. Easy.

Cover him. Why are we not covering him? Why are we not covering him? Oh shit, it's a one minute warning. 25 to zero right now, 13-12 in the first two quarters.

Shit!

Oh shit, it's aimed at the ground. That was bad, that was a bad throw. It's sometimes the camera angle's all fucked up. It's starting to, for worst case we just kick it. There it is. My God, fuck.

We gained one yard. We're fourth in inches. I gotta go for it. Yo, block for me. Block for me. Block for me, I'm gonna run it just full block they're gonna try and sack me

idiots what what wait what holy wait, we gotta go.

Unreal.

Hitting that Brooklyn every time, chat. That's my signature dance. Oh my god, we gotta go for the two point on ten seconds? Got to.

Shiiiiit!

I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.'m looking dart in the corner Wow Wow, I mean chat their morale must be rock-bottom We could score 66 points on them in the second half here. They have 10 seconds on the kickoff, too They got they basically have one Hail Mary attempt and then we get ball again other team just dead-ass taking up space I don't know what they're doing bro. They're just not playing right.

And it's like statistically I would not have drafted a team this well. I don't think that they're bad. I just don't understand. Like they just don't know what they're doing. That was also a good kick.

They have seven seconds, maybe two plays. They're just going to run it straight down. They gotta go far. Or just throw it in the fucking guy's face. Oh my god. What are we doing? This is the play. They gotta catch it here.

Oh my god, he flubs it again. Wow. This is unreal. And we get the ball. What an exciting game so far. I mean, no. Hungry Gingy's thrown minus 13 points.

All right, well, they're kicking. Run for that shit. Best punt returner NA. Let's get a titty here. Great blockage from the team thus far. Great fucking blockage from the team thus far great fucking blockage ah shit 36

yards and about as good as a touchback all right everybody get open what the fuck is wrong with my camera oh there we go I'm going I'm going deep this is going real fucking deep you got to get there. You gotta get there. Oh my god. When in doubt, Drift gets that fucking ball. Wow. I think, I don't even think they're doing that bad. I think we're just playing extremely well. If they don't intercept that, okay, thank fuck. I don't wanna say I handed them that shit, but like, they needed that.

And they still get them. This team's insane. I wanna just give them the ball. Just see if they're able to score. I'll just play safety in the back.

B- What?!

How- Dude, I literally put my hands out! Who is their main QB? It's Gingy Just run at him. Oh

fuck

Get him good. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm not gonna we're not gonna have two people I imagine we end up losing dude if they came back I would throw up if they come back. I'll get fucking 200 subs Wait, no, wait, actually no because then my chat might that might then my then my team might throw never mind Never mind. Never mind. Never mind Never mind because then my team will throw them that my team will purposely throw. Oh fuck Let me in brother it's the full game you already said it no nope, nope, nope, nope. If they don't throw.

Oh, I'm locked in here. Oh, I wanted him to throw it so bad. Oh, it's an interception too. Wow, oh my God. 33 to zero. Let's fucking rip it. Damn, how did I not weave them?

Still gain a five, still gain a five. I don't like running the ball every time, it's corny shit. I just saw an opening, that's my bad guys. I won't do that again. I'm looking. I see you down the field there.

I see you down the field. All right, team, I'm sorry. I've had some bad plays. I've had some bad plays, some bad throws previously. But I put out an all-star performance in the first half. I mean, interception as a QB and two todies is pretty fucking crazy.

I'll do better. I'll do better. I'll do better

All right, they just can't score here

First half investment normally. I'm a second half investment. Riblocks football might be the reverse though

FPS games on the second half. I'm gonna cover Gingy. Wow, they're doing a two-man sack right now this is nuts. Third and 18. They keep getting pushed back this is bad for them. Oh my god why do I jump it's like instinctive. Now I'm understanding why they are. Okay that was actually worse for us. Like it would have been better if I blocked the ball because now we're starting back in like touchback territory. That was kind of fucking stupid.

I should not have done that. That was like a bad interception. Dart. Drift open every single time. If he runs that for a touchdown, oh you're kidding me. No way.

I mean, Chad, if this was DraftKings, I'd put all the fucking money on drift for the fucking just straight up receiving yards. This guy's running fucking 160 right now, second half. 39 to 0. That'll be... Ooh. That'll also stay from 39 to 0. I don't think they're gonna get,

I don't think they're gonna get a single point. They're, we're almost onto the fourth quarter. He's gonna throw an in here. Oh my God. Yo, can there be a rule? Yo, Roblox universe, add a rule for fucking hungry Gingy

throwing the ball away 95% of the fucking time. He's not... Oh my god, he's an idiot. Why didn't he just fucking run straight? They never would have gotten it. Imagine they don't get a touchdown now.

Back on, good. Why would he not, I was gonna say he just sold that shit. That was like a perfect pass. I was gonna say, can we get a ruling here on Hungry Gingy throwing the ball away 95% of the time now? A lucky fan just got a new NFL football.

My god. That was into the fucking section 7. Section 7. Row 13, dude. That was a mile away. We're in the fourth quarter now.

They really got to pull an all-star performance in this last game. Oh my god, this is bad. Wait, they're gonna get a touchback. I shouldn't have caught that. I should have just body blocked it.

I can't resist an interception now. It's too, I get too greedy. Oh, this is scary. Or not, yeah, not a, not a, not a, not a touchback. Safety.

Fuck. Not a not a not a touchback safety Fuck

I'm just throwing the ball away every time I'm not they're not getting a touchback brother. I will kick this ball before they ever get that shit It's so hard to fuck it because I'm so like close to the wall that I can't see right Drain open every time easy and he runs that for that for a tutty. No he doesn't. Fuck. Oh we're going downfield for this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Chad I want to rip one Hail Mary.

Alright everybody get lined up.

Oh, we're going deep.

We're going deep and right. He gets there. He gets there. Hey, bring it around town. Look at me sallying all the way in the back Dude, I feel like I should start playing ranked roblox football. Am I crazy as QB or what? Let's go for the two-point every time

Hut

Dart

Fuck fuck fuck Dart. Dart. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine.

We just failed. That's not bad. That's not bad, because there was a two point. They still just get ball. We're still going to kick the ball regularly. Got to play good defense.

I play a bit of zone coverage here, chat. I'm a big zone player. You know, I'm an opportunist in the football roblox space Or roblox football space, you know, I got him I got a man coverage right now because I see that it's gonna be on him. I intercept Leave four interceptions four interceptions on the fucking day chat. Keep that

Opportunist bang. I mean they're throwing the worst throws at known a man. I feel like their teams also just not getting open My team's open all the time Dart Dren or not dren drift every time every time go for it. Just like in the ball dude immediately Fuck I'd see how did he hit me there? Like how did he hit me there? Alright ready? Line up, line up, line up, line up, line up. We could run down the clock, don't matter. Yo, Redder, Redder, go far left. Alright, good.

Oh, that's a fucking dime. That is a fucking dime. Oh my god. AFL would blow you out. Brother, I am 40. It is what? Now it's 51 to 0.

Let's get a field goal going here. Get the kicker in the works. Skip the replay.

Let's go field goal. in the works. Skip the replay.

Let's go field goal. Let's see what you got here, Redder. You just got a tiny. Let's see if you get the extra point here. Full whiff. Good with the hands, not with the feet. That's not a pause.

It's because he can't kick the ball. All right, wait, now give him room. I want to see him try and't kick the ball. All right, wait, no, give him room. Give him room. I want to see him try and throw the fucking ball. That was actually a good throw. That was the one man that was open.

I was going to say, if he threw it to anybody else, that would've been a terrible play. Third and 15. They have 46 seconds. What are the odds they get 51 points in that time frame? About zero.

They just threw an interception. Oh, my God. This is where we run down the clock, chat. This is where I play like Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. I just hiked the ball. I'm going to go all the way back.

And then I'm going to throw an absolute bomb downfield and they're still gonna catch it. I mean, oh my God, an interception, bro. I just want the game to be over. Can you guys stop sucking? Holy shit, yeah, no, oh my God. No, just run the clock to zero. What are we doing?

We can't win. They can't win now. We're now we're just making fun of them. We have almost 70 points, bro Two point hot hot Throw it on the ground. Jesus. Kick the ball and run it down for nine seconds. Bro selling? Yeah, I'm selling, because we're definitely going to lose.

I don't even know if he's going to have enough time to have one play after this. Don't even tackle him. Don't tackle him. Don't tackle him. Don't tackle him. Oh, my God. My god, I'm going to throw up because now they're gonna throw the worst pass known to man

Preston Graham 2006 gonna throw a fucking pick and we're gonna fucking run it in. Oh

My god, thank fuck and game. Holy

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Years to come that would have been the worst game ever to watch IRL my god