ROBLOX JUST RUINED CHATTING

Guys, I am a video star creator for Roblox. So I am an official spokesperson of their platform. And they have seen your criticisms of all these updates going around lately that they're making. Yes, Roblox has officially released their We Change What You Are Saying Update, aka rephrasing. We're introducing real-time rephrasing of profanity to keep gameplay smooth civil and fun

So instead of saying hurry TF up hurry up. Yes, they will in real time change what you say There's no like approval process Here I'll even show you Here's me. I'm saying we have to blow this up, but I'm seeing some extreme real-time profanity in the chat and as you can see by tongue emojis from

Mommy!

Not good. But let's see if I say

F**k!

Dang.

It just says dang. What happens if I say shang?

Dang!

You saw it pop up for a second there, right? You saw that? What if I say dang? Is it gonna say shang? Dang! Oh, okay. I would so, so prefer just everything I say being hashtags. I would just prefer this coming out rather than you changing what I am saying. Because I didn't say that for a reason.

What was the point of me giving you all my IDs and stuff like that? All my credit cards, my passport, you have that, my social security number. Roblox's AI, uh, they've like had to update this because it kind of went off the rails a little bit. Someone tried to say, I'm fricking gay and it translated to I'm broken. Oh, Roblox, you're in trouble. What do you mean by that? Now, if you try to say, I'm freaking gay,

it just goes, I'm, see, they've made some adjustments. But what's scary about that is like Roblox, they kind of just put stuff out there to see what they can get away with. Like the AI, the dynamic faces. You know, if nobody complained about things like this,

or this, you would if nobody complained about things like this or You would have been stuck with this if people didn't cast a such a large hex on David But they're partnering with a kestrel to try to make better ones Which I like this is a huge step up from that Obviously, I'd still really prefer to just have the originals. But like I said, they will see what they can get away with. They'll gauge the reaction

and then they'll make an adjustment. Notice how I gave Roblox my ID and everything but I still can't play unrated experiences despite being so old. Like that's still just millions and millions of old, old fun archival games just burnt to the ground,

never to be played again. So that's what I'm saying, like if they can get away with it, they will. They'll lie to you and say, we're going to fix that. Or if it big enough stink, if it big enough stink is coming out of Roblox's, uh, the communities, you know what? know what they might fix it a little bit.

Gay, gay. Oh my god! Wait what's the point of this? Wasn't it your job to rephrase this? You made a mistake let you know. We'll take a look. Oh yeah I bet you will take a look. La la la. Oh my god, I can say that Good children look away

now

Suspension why rephrase it say mess you Freak you heck you thank God. I am a resident of Brookhaven and can use quick chat. Hello OOP. I have a resident of Brookhaven and can use quick chat! Hello! Oop, I have a cooldown. Baaaaad. Look at that!

Wow!

Oh!

Get in the car! Ooh, I don't like that one. Hey, get in the car!

LOL

What the f*** is that? What? What do you mean? I said bleep and then it said dang and now I'm gone for 10 more minutes What's the point of this? That doesn't make any sense

Oh I'm trapped in a saw trap Guys for this one we gotta say goodbye to one of our old pals

I got you my friend

Yep guys

it's true You know all these free t-shirts that we see noobs wearing on roblox. It's like the two It's like the 2d ones that go over someone's shirt It's usually like a spider-man a shadow the hedgehog a war So famously Shadow the Hedgehog, a wolf, and uh, um, so famously, including the t-shirt of

Luis Gamer Corp.

All these are being taken away from you. All these free t-shirts. This is the get rid of the free stuff update. That's what Roblox is calling it, I think. Building a safer marketplace. Updates to 2D avatar items. Thank you for making this marketplace safer. This was a very dangerous thing. Basically to have any 2D asset on sale and unless I'm so mistaken that includes all of these free t-shirts. You must subscribe to premium by March 19th to keep any published 2D assets on sale.

And the people of the dev forums, they love this. Saying, why in the world would you do this? And they love it. Everyone loves it. I mean, I get why in some instances, like there's a lot of t-shirts out there

that are gross belly buttons. Let's look for some. There's a belly button with bruises. Here's belly button. Here's a belly button with band-aids. You know, but I think they should make an exception

for all these free t-shirts from, all these are from like 2008. These are just a cool time capsule. Like people should still be able to get these. I feel like, like this tribute to this guy's dog. Come on, you're gonna make him get rid of this.

Yeah, and one thing that's very interesting about what they're doing here is, so you have to have premium to keep these on sale, but you also have an upload fee of 10 Robux to publish these and offer them for sale. That's on top of the like the 10 or $20 you're just giving them every single month.

And then for 3D items, Roblox has been so generous that the publishing price was 750 robux per item They're reducing it. It's still 300 750 robux is insane as I did not know that that was the upload fee. That's so insane Yeah, it's just a little sad that they're getting rid of all these Like at least keep these little free guys around. These are so cute

I love seeing a little stupid noob with a penguin shirt. I'll link this game in the description This is a game where you can like automatically just get every free t-shirt that's available I think all right, let's try it out take access to me. So just okay Just adding a million of these stupid little things. All right, let's update. Oh, okay. Look I have all these

I have all these-

I have all these- I have this guy's dog. But yeah, I did get word from LuisGamerCool that he is gonna be ending his life uh, because of this, so I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll play the message uh, from him right now.

Here, I have it on thisCool, and I'm gonna kill myself over there. Oh, okay, that's very nice. It's nice to hear from him for one last time. So make sure to blame Roblox for what they have caused to his life. We are so sad today.

That's really all I got today. A lot of really exciting things coming to the platform. Um, I really love how dystopian this chat thing is. I like when I say something and something else comes

out of my mouth. Dang! Any time I've said something bad, that's a rephrasing glitch, uh, that has happened to me. Dang, dang! And you really shouldn't be mad at me for anything. I say. Yeah, I mean, yeah sure if I say that and it says Dang, that's whatever but who knows how far they'll take this in the weird dystopian AI future So get some freakish ideas in your head of what might happen to you and your voice

So get some freakish ideas in your head of what might happen to you and your voice All right, well this is me, signing out.