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A lot of these roblox games secretly hate their entire player face of little idiot kids because uh You can do little glitches like this I've done this before but they never want to fix these Look at this happy family in their car
UGH
HAHAHAHA AHH
You just make a happy family drive off a cliff
AHH AHH
Get me off this thing, get me off this thing!
Whoa!
Oh, there's no better feeling.
Whoa!
Whoa!
All right, let's up the speed.
Oh my gosh.
Like, why can gonna still do it and it's free. I don't have admin here They would never get they would never give me admin here. I begged them to give me admin, they still won't. Like look, I could just pluck his tire off of him. It's like a petal of a flower. Why could I pluck your tires off?
Oops.
Like, throw it at your head.
Whoops.
Oh no, I just stole someone Oh
Here's a cool prank you could do to someone you could up your speed to a couple thousand hey get on
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β Ruben, Netherlands
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Get started freeYeah, I forgot it has to be a pony with sparkles coming out of it for people who want to go on it They're like also you can just have a guy You could throw some guy at some guy Throw some guy at some kid Take the horse unicorn She wants a unicorn I think it's but the speed up to 2000 don't worry you can have it you can have the unicorn WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh Don't cry no don't cry. It's that's so sad here. They're having unicorn, please this one's on the house look at new unicorn Oh Isn't that just the sat she doesn't even like unicorns anymore
Oops look that your tire is on that unicorn over there like your tires are on the unicorn you just ride the unicorn instead maybe I could just get you on the unicorn huh get on the unicorn now get on the unicorn now I'm a real-life kidnapper get on the unicorn now oh no oh no whoa look where I ended up I'm in some underground mine I'm discovering secrets oh this video is gonna go viral because that secret she walks like it's like he's like walking his grandma like across the street you're so slow and stupid
Don't you want a unicorn?
Oop I've been trying to kill this girl for like 10 minutes now GET OUT OF THE UNICORN
I got you
Oh my god that was worth 15 minutes
I'm gonna go get the unicorn
I'm gonna go get the unicorn
I'm gonna go get the unicorn I'm gonna go get the unicorn I'm gonna go get the unicorn now 15 minutes of my entire life oh what's this look and I took your other one to have fun being alone you know what actually Just chuck it over there Here wait wait wait I can actually fully make it up to you. How about a unicorn? You love unicorns. Yeah, I have a unicorn dumbass Yeah, hop on that unicorn
Why am I blurry
Killing your family, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh my God. Oh no, their baby fell out of the car. Hey, slow that down now. Slow that down.
Oh my God.
We're jousting with our horses. This crazy levels of animal abuse you can perform in a game like this. Shlep should be talking about this right now. Oops, my horse couldn't take it anymore and he died. Well, maybe let's move on to some other games. What is the actual two year old?
Hey, get out of here. Where did it even go? It went, oh my God, it died. It fully flung out and died. Get out of here now, get out of here now.
Oh my God, Oh my God.
Dude, why do they still have this?
They've had kill everyone feature for like two years now. You have a dead daughter. Oh my God. I forgot my avatar has bleeding nipples and chest hair. Can you stop ASMRing your mic? Good thing I could just-
Do you wanna fly?
Wee!
Do you wanna fly?
Wee!
That was like an actual home run. I think she went over the mountains over here Let's see if we can make anyone's dream come true of flying You wanna fly Oh I think that like disconnected her from the game as soon as I did that her house disappeared. Hey, hey, I have a question
Do you want to fly? You know you want to fly You're flying you're flying
Robots congratulations on this whole age verification stuff going on. You did a great job. This person is also 30.
Woohoo!
Oh my gosh, he's stupid!
You stupid! What the fu-
Oh, you stupid! No, I'm not. No, I'm not no I'm not you can fly
You're flying you're really doing it Dude she went up so high she's still up there. Oh my god. Hello. I think she's on a new planet now All right guys, so here's this game this game. You can just do this to people
Oh my god what is that coming out of you?
I am so sorry for what I just did to you
Oh my what the fuck is that? Oh my god Oh my god! What is that coming out of you? I am so sorry for what I just did to you.
Oh my-
What the f*** is that? What is that?
That looks like the grudge. I just spawned this from an evil deed that I did.
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β Peter, Los Angeles, United States
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Get started freeYou are disgusting.
You're disgusting. What is, oh my god, what is that? You need to be put down.
And there's another one!
I swear!
What?
Sorry!
What the f*** is that? This kid, this child who's for some reason in my age group on Roblox just got murdered.
I hate mice.
This is a mouse.
Oh my god. You're a little car.
I just short circuited you.
You just got short circuited.
You're nothing.
I'm nothing.
How did you get that?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I just short-circuited you you just got short-circuited you're nothing you are nothing now you're nothing without your
circuits but you can't you can't We hate you. No! Making me look like a fucking idiot. Ha ha! This is...
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Get started freeI'm gonna kill you right now. I can't believe I said to leave her alone like you said!
This has to happen, I'm so sorry.
I don't wanna stop.
I don't wanna stop.
Can you get your entire
family to yell at me again?
Why you... Bro, I just fixed my aerobic skills, bro! family to yell at me again what is wrong with you and then you go home and mess it up like what is wrong with you you always
talking about stuff I am so sorry about your Rubik's Cube
I can't finish my Rubik's Cube anymore because of you what's wrong with you I spent a whole hour doing that
turn it left then then left, then right, and your Rubik's Cube will be solved. We are here to fix your Rubik's Cube.
Why is my cube chasing me?
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
Don't worry, we're gonna fix your Rubik's Cube buddy! Rubik's Cube sound Rubik's Cube sound Rubik's Cube sound
Rubik's Cube sound
Rubik's Cube sound
Rubik's Cube a Rubik's Cube Oh, where are we going? Stop right there! Excuse me, what are you doing?
Stop!
He has to be shocked!
He needs to be electrocuted!
Shut the f***ing sound up, boy! What's that? What's that? What's that?
Guard!
They're gonna block me from entering their house.
Oh, yes! gonna block me from entering their house
something horrible is going on in that do you need that you later got a tail hanging off your brother what is wrong with you like is you a dinosaur you look like what anyways thank
you for the dirt bike. You are dirt bike. Thank you for the dirt bike Okay, okay, I'd like to formally thank you for the dirt bike
Crash out to leave the stupid server cuz you just keep messing with me and mess with me
I'd like to apologize no
Apologizing right now
Kissing me off Thank you for the fishing me off pissing me off like bro. Hey, that's my dirt bike
Let's have it on record that this person gave me this dirt bike and then took it away from me. I never ever want to play this game again. And like I said, that's a fellow 40 year old stealing from a... another adult. But yeah guys, uh, you can... I have spent like hours in this game kind of off-camera just chasing... just chasing people around with tasers. And that was the point of this video.
The creators of these games, they hate their players so much they hate their players so much and they want you to do these things to their players.
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