Today we have a very special guest, Salish Matter, everybody.
Let's go.
You guys may have seen her launch event.
Yeah.
Bro.
It was so annoying because I had to leave, and I thought I would be able to go back and say hi to everyone. But then they called in 100 state troopers.
Dang, she got an army called in.
How many people were there?
87,000. My dad was begging them, can we please go say hi and then they said that they were gonna arrest us for
Trespassing what stayed for like five more minutes
What's up everybody welcome back to another episode today, we have a very special guest Salish Matter everybody!
Okay I don't like that. That was kind of extra. Wow you know you're the only
person that's ever gotten a steam cannon entrance on the podcast. Well I feel very special.
Salish Matter everybody here. Jordan's getting her Chipotle.
Or where's he at?
He's getting me Chipotle.
Chipotle.
Everyone here got Chipotle today, I think.
Except Kenzie.
She ordered pizza.
Not me.
Yeah, I did eat something unhealthy.
It's fine.
Don't worry.
You put your mic a little bit closer to you.
Oh, here I go.
Yeah. You can adjust it however You're good. You're good. She's so much taller than a harbor when she sits down, but it's cuz of my posture
Wait stand up. I gotta see wait. Who's it?
Wait Harvey I stand you oh wait there we go all right Wow, no, she's still blue. I know it was actually happened.
It's either I stronger she grew,
which probably both because I'm always shrinking.
You said you met like a year ago?
Yeah. Yes.
Really? Wow.
You shot up.
Yeah. When I first met her, we were I was like at least a little bit taller than her. Yeah. So five one.
Yeah. How about you?
I think like five'3". Dude, this is sad. Because I actually think that I'm shrinking. No, probably. Your posture is really bad. I know that. I look at Harper sometimes and she's literally the letter C. Yeah, yeah, you always say that. I understand. Okay. No, Harper, that's not true. 100% capping. Yeah, I'm not. I'm really not. She's not capping. Oh, okay. Sayla, should you tell us about that?
Yeah, Sincerely Yours.
Yeah, I noticed it didn't say Sincerely His.
So what would I... Is this for guys as well?
Yeah, you can do it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yours.
All genders.
Oh, what is this? That's the moisturizer. So I don't really know much about skincare makeup hygiene I don't really know much about any of that stuff. So wow. Okay, this is nice. I do like it So where do I put this?
Okay And then you like have to push down a couple times And why are you never seen a bottle before and you have to push up a couple times yeah, it's like about oh, okay Yeah, and then you put on your face now you eat it. Yeah, don't eat it eat it smells pretty good
Okay, do a taste test wait. What does it. Really? Yeah. Don't eat it. Eat it. Smells pretty good. OK. Do a taste test.
Wait, what does it smell like?
Let me see.
That one's unscented.
Oh.
Just like this?
You don't even know what you're talking about. I feel like, oh, I'm going to be so shiny now on the camera. No, it doesn't make you shiny. Oh, really? You need a little glow. Look at the way he's rubbing it. He's rubbing it such like a boy. No, guys, when guys put moisturizer on, they literally are like,
what do you do?
You use your fingers, your fingertips.
Be gentle.
But guys are always just like, yeah.
Like super aggressive.
All right, here you go, Kenzie.
You wanted it?
Well, I wanted to smell. What do you do?
You wipe it off. Okay. Yeah, and now see Kinsey can Pump a little bit. My face does feel. Ooh.
It's very light. You still have some on your nose. I like that.
So you have sincerely yours tissues?
I like that. That's really like creamy.
Thank you. So good. Wow you did good, Salish.
Thank you. Hey, so should we ask everyone that comes on the podcast a question? Yeah. I'm very interested to see who you say. So there's this hypothetical question we come up with. It's very hypothetical. But it's also very important. Okay. If you were on a plane, like a big commercial American Airlines plane that you see at the airport, and the plane was crashing,
and all of us are the only ones on the plane, the pilot's knocked out, the pilot's not there, right? And it's just everyone that's on the set right now. Out of everyone here, not yourself, who would you choose to land the plane? And who would you choose to be co-pilot? Well I know definitely not you. I mean maybe Harper but I mean...
That's a suicide mission. Harper would be like...
Probably not Harper because she would just want to like finally play the plane. Joke around. Probably Kate and Kenziezie really well that's the first time
y'all been that is the first time we've been everyone's maverick every time because of top guys it's still on your nose no I think like wipe it off your
nose what's on my nose oh my god why did you just rub it?
You rub it in?
Okay, anyways, are you choosing Kate or Kenzie to be the main pilot?
I think Kate.
Wow.
Wow.
Why not?
Why not?
She doesn't want to land.
Because Kate's taller.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Kenzie can't see you in the wheel.
I don't see how that, like, literally. Yeah, Kenzie, if you find a plane I think you I think you fly a plane with your feet though I'm pretty sure I don't think so a little bit oh no no no it's with the stick is it's always like pull up pull up oh yeah are you what do you mean how do you know that what do you mean yeah when you ever hear it say pull up pull up like what like in every movie it's just like pull up pull up
pull up yeah yeah sure what do you think you find playing Kenzie probably I agree that's correct I just want to know where have you ever heard pull up pull up okay yeah before a plane crashes it says pull up you know the people why is everybody that's no one heard of that before? Did you get it, Saylish? No. What? I get why. Mav, stop looking at me like I'm stupid.
I know Mav gets it, he's looking at me like I'm dumb. Here's the thing, no one here is probably capable of landing a plane.
This is a complete-
Actually, I think I could.
No, you could not.
I think I could. out of Kate and Kenzie, if they're out of the question, out of me, Mav, and Harper, who are you choosing? Mav. I would maybe Kate and Mav,
just because Kenzie is a little short.
No.
I think you could do it.
It's just like Mav, he seems like he could fly a plane.
Okay, what about me and Harper?
You know that's cleanser.
I have pilot mentality.
It's really cute. But look, I like the color of the cleanser. It's like a, what's it called? Pearl? Metallic?
Yeah.
Oh wait, there's more? It bubbles like a lot more like if you put it underwater.
Oh my gosh, yeah, I don't have any water.
Wait, I do have water.
Is this unscented too?
The spray is scented like the most. Like cucumbers? Yeah. Kido was like spraying in his mouth and I tried it and it was... Do you call him Kido? Kido? I don't really know how to say it.
It's Kido, right?
Yeah, it's Kido.
I'm starting to get mixed up.
It does bubble up.
That's really cool.
Wait, what is that?
It's the cleanser.
Cleanser.
You might need to use some.
What does cleanser, what are those two? Over there. Sunscreen and the serum.
Oh, I want to see the spray.
What color are they?
The spray you can put over makeup, too.
Oh, let me try.
Chop, chop.
This is so exciting.
Is this one?
Wait.
Yeah, that one's the spray. And you guys may have seen her launch event
After I do the little spritz spritz on my makeup
Who opens both sides of the box me no. Harper, do you need help? No, no, no. Don't worry about it. Oh, it's too cute.
Oh!
Oh.
Taste test a little.
How was that?
Is it good?
Oh, Harper!
Good.
I guess you went back for a second.
That's probably poisonous.
Oh, don't keep doing it. You probably should not promote ingesting. Yeah. Wait, what is it? Let me see this.
That smells good.
Thank you.
Cucumbers.
It's just like a light scent, so it won't irritate your skin.
Wait, so is it when you put it over makeup, is it literally just supposed to be like a refresh?
Yeah, like you can put it on whenever. OK, we're going to try it. And it won't make your makeup like that. I think you should let me spray it for you. It's like a setting
spray. Oh that feels good. That smells really good. Wait so what was it like with 80,000 people at the mall?
It was crazy. I was like, I woke up and I was supposed to get up two hours early but we were in New Jersey instead of California. So my alarm was like messed up I guess so I woke up 10 minutes before I had to leave No, I had no time to get ready and I was like rushing it was so bad And then I got downstairs of the hotel My dad was like Salish like people are actually there and I was like, oh really like that's crazy because the CEO was talking about it with him and she was like really concerned because there was so many people that it might have
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Bro. So then I get there and like, I couldn't see anything cause we went through the backstage.
Wait, I have to pause you for a second.
You said actually there. a week before and he was like I don't know how many people are coming people are gonna show up what happened hey unboxing super glue it yeah your dad was like I don't know how many people
are gonna show up wait wait wait was I not supposed to destroy any boxes We're fine. Frick. No, it's fine. Harper, I'm sure she has a lot at her house. I think she's OK.
OK.
Let's play with this.
OK.
Yeah, you can fidget with that.
All right, wait, so you actually didn't think anyone was showing up either?
No, we were filming then. And you could see in the video, I didn't think anybody was going to come. never done an event like that. We've only done two meet and greets. I was hoping for like 500. Yes we didn't know and then we were there and like we had like a pre-show like oh like the night before to make sure everything was good and there were like 20 people lined up at like 9 p.m. and I was like wait what because like the line started at like 6 a.m.
Yeah they like stayed the night there. Wait what time did the event start? It started at 10 and the line started at 6, but people were there at 9. Did you want anybody?
Oh my gosh.
I met like the people and then when I was leaving, there was too many people. And then like the next day, like the actual day of the event, I was backstage, I couldn't see how many people were there. minute show that we had to do and we go on stage and then the police kicked us off after like five minutes because they said that they were gonna shut it down if I stayed on stage any longer that's crazy but it was insane seeing how many
people that's why that is it I hate like the one thing like we do like quite a bit of shows like on tour with the pod and the one thing I hate is like being backstage and not being able to go off front. I'm always like, I missed the entire show. I didn't even get to go.
I feel like I didn't participate. It was so annoying because I had to leave and I thought I would be able to go back and say hi to everyone, but then they called in 100 state troopers.
Oh my God.
I think she got an army call.
How many people were there? What? How many people actually? 87,000. Oh, what? You said I was hoping for 500.
That's like a Taylor Swift concert.
That's like the, yeah, AT&T stadium. It was crazy. And like, I wasn't allowed to go back and say bye to anyone. And I felt so bad because when I was there, I was like backstage and I was already seeing so many TikToks about how mad people were and I felt so bad. It's so bad because something like that
is completely out of your control.
Yeah, my dad was begging them, can we please go say hi? And then they said that they were gonna arrest us for trespassing and we stayed for five more minutes.
I saw a clip of that.
And they actually didn't let y'all go back?
Yeah, they followed us out of the car to our hotel like two police cars one in front and one in back. They're trespassing it's a public space what do you mean? Yeah. Did fans show up to the hotel? No but then the next day my dad posted on his Instagram story like we're gonna be back at the mall so we got to meet a couple people. Oh really? Yeah and like I got to do the meet and greet but I only got to meet about like 400 people that day. So I felt so bad. That's a lot of people. It's a lot of people, yeah. Were you exhausted? No, I was so awake because she overslept. No, that's crazy though. I'm like in shock. Like 80,000. Wait, did any of them pay to go there? No, it was a free event
but people paid to like be there. Okay. I felt so bad. Yeah. Do you want to do like more events? We want to do more events, but we definitely cap the limit and we would make it a lot more organized Yeah, you probably have to get an actual venue. Yeah, because normally like about 10 Of the people that sign up actually go and we had 30 000 people sign up So we thought like 3 000 people would be there and then 87 000 people showed up and we thought like 3,000 people would be there and then 87,000 people show them We're like whoa like hey, whatever you do don't skip hold on. I know I'm interrupting, but just give me a second, okay?
I have very important news. We are still on tour and we're going to Oklahoma City, Dallas, Houston And then we are going overseas baby to Australia And we are going to Melbourne and Sydney and then we're going to London Manchester, Ireland. If you guys live in any of these cities or you wanna come to any of these shows,
go to thelolpodcast.net and go get your tickets. Peace! Me and Matt, like eight years ago, did our first meet up at a mall. And same thing, I remember we ordered, I think like 50 pieces of merch to sell there,
and we were like, I hope people show up we were like anybody and then my parents called beforehand and they were like there's a lot of people here and we were like really and then we show up and it's just and we're like oh my gosh and we did not expect that I want to do it oh you should the unfortunate part is is like you like your bad experience for the yes your first you don't know many people yeah That's what we were like. We were like, we have no clue how many people are gonna show up, so let's post that we're gonna be at this mall and see how many people come.
Maybe it'll be like, we were actually-
Did you do it the day before?
Or like, it sounds-
Yeah, we told the mall, we were like, we think 70 people are coming. Because we just started on TikTok. Yeah, we only met probably 50 people, maybe 100 people in the meet and greet. And then the mall had the police escort us out.
Did you tell the mall before?
Yeah, we had permission with the mall, but we told them 70 people.
And they were like, oh, OK.
They're like, yeah, we'll set up a booth and y'all can do your thing. We're like, OK, bet.
Yeah.
And then.
And they let them stay for exactly 60 minutes but the second the hour was up they were kicked out. They were like go. But the good news is like now then you know like people actually will show up for you so you can like actually do a use of like
actual like an actual organized ticketed event. Yeah definitely. But it's also like it sounds cool in theory Harper to like be like wow I just One is a bad experience, when the fans show up and they like, then you get kicked out by the cops, and the fans are like disappointed, but then also it's like a safety hazard, like when you just have that many people in a building.
Yeah, it was super, like I was so scared, that's why we had to leave, because of safety.
Yeah, so did you guys have like the fire department
like telling you how you had to leave. We had to get out of there. Other than the meet and greet, sorry go ahead, other than the meet and greet, you said y'all had like a 20 minute show.
What did y'all do during the show?
Well, we had a 20 minute show where my dad went out first and then I came out and I was like, whoa, like there's a lot of people. And then like my dad and I are gonna have a competition to see who would get like pied in the face with like this really big pie and we're gonna have like just like a lot of things that we were gonna do and then I got kicked off like the police guy came up to me and took me off. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. You were literally just on stage and
just came up and like grabbed you. Yes and I wasn't allowed to go back out and I felt so bad because there were so many people there and like that was only half of the mall that got to see us because there was like two parts of the mall that were filled because there was like an overflow and I didn't get to go to the other part of the mall
to see anybody there.
That's crazy. Dang, so half the people showed up
and they didn't even get to see y'all at all. I have a good question, a good would you rather question that I came up with. Sorry to change the subject, but would you rather be on the podcast or be at your house?
Be on the podcast.
Okay, good, good.
Just, you know, just had to be.
You had to Google that?
That's your question?
Yeah, was that the question?
Come on.
Yes, Kate told me not to ask it.
What the?
Okay. okay yes well we the green ones might need a little bit of activator it's like laundry detergent yeah it smells really good. I accidentally got this one stuck earlier. Who put it in this one and got slime?
Probably Cash.
Probably Cash.
That one might be sticky because it might need activator.
This one smells so good.
That one might need activator.
This one smells like Christmas.
That's what I thought too.
That one might be a little bit like slimy because it needs activator.
Oh, gosh. yeah it's good it has like a bunch of beads in it okay I got another good question um who is the most famous person in your contacts in my contacts yeah I don't know about contacts we're like snap I've DM like a couple really people like message on iPhone anymore I I feel like I can't. She calls people on Snapchat. Snapchat video calls?
That is so weird.
Yeah, what?
I feel like it's weird like if you like see a celebrity, like to like text them. Like I wouldn't ask for their number. We would just follow each other back and that was cool.
You'd like get their number once you establish a friendship.
Exactly. Yeah. OK, wait, who's the most famous person that you follow them and they follow you back?
Ice Spice.
Oh.
That's cool.
That was just showing them that video.
That was a random poll.
I know, because I was, for the Kids' Choice Awards, I was sitting right next to her.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it was sitting in our row. Yeah. That's so cool.
Bombarding her.
Well, let's have slime hands.
You're doing good.
Thank you.
Did you ever have like a what's it called? A business when you're younger for slime?
No, but I loved making slime. I never tell my mom, but I'll go into my room and I'll grab all her soap. All the stuff, all her soap. All the stuff? All the soaps. Does your mom have a lot of soaps? I mean I guess so. Like dish soap. I would just try to make slime without like glue. You know your mom has a ton of yarn. My mom? Yeah. Yeah when we toured your house there was yarn everywhere. I know. Every single like cupboard or cabinet everything had yarn. it. She loves knitting. Yeah.
Do you like to knit? I don't like knitting. I'm too impatient for that.
No, me too. But yeah, no, I'm, what's it called? I'm like actually excited to be in LA because I haven't been here in so long.
Yeah.
What are you guys doing here? So basically, at 6 o'clock. You're on tour, right? Yeah, tour. How's it going? It's going good. Pretty good, yeah. I've seen your guys' crowds.
They're crazy.
Aw.
They're so funny.
Not as crazy as 80,000 people. No, but your guys' crowds are crazy. You're like, he big horn doing it.
Aw.
No. OK, you asked Salish who's the most famous in her context. Oh, oh, I have a super I know super strange people and I can call them to they'll pick up who who okay? Let me see. Yeah, wait, genuinely now. I want to know I don't know who he's talking about
I would argue this person's more famous than I spice
Are you just gonna call Jordan? No?
Okay, I was gonna call Jordan Thank You Kenzie. I have no one else. Do you still have a crush on Jordan? Well I do have a t-shirt. Oh I was gonna give it to him. Wait, why is he bald on the bottom? Yeah, that's a bad thing. He was wearing a bald cap. Yeah, no he uh, he, we, he was, we weren't sure if he was gonna do the pod today. So I got him a gift and everything. Cash guarding gift. Yeah. Oh, that's, that's so sweet. He's gonna be very shocked when he walks in here now. Yeah. You still got the tag on it. How embarrassing. Oh, it's a flex. Where do you get that from? Yeah, would you get it at Walmart? I actually told Kate to order it for me online. Wait, so there's shirts that come with Jordan
Madder on them? No, I had a custom make it on. Oh, you designed that? Yeah. I mean, design it. I like sent the pictures and someone else made it. Oh, yeah. I mean, he looks like a rock star.
Yeah, he does. Yeah, he looks really cool in that shirt.
Yeah, I think so. And then Kate made one a Flynn Rider.
Yeah, I did get a Flynn Rider one.
Why? No, she just has a Flynn Rider one and I have a Jordan Madder one.
How does it feel that you don't think I don't do this. I'm so airy. I don't Know it's like for some odd reason that me and softs. Hey, do you all the cap for this somewhere around here? So you've been making videos since you were like literally a child. Yeah, do you like still enjoy it? Like yeah, how old were you in the first YouTube video? I think the first one I was like six seven no I was nine and then I like started it I'm 15 oh and then I started like keeping on doing it when I was like 10 or 11. Yeah are you gonna get your license soon? I'm getting my permit on October 13th and I'm so scared. Learning how to drive in LA sounds scary it's so hard to drive here cuz
Yeah, no he started driving when he was 18, but I need to get my license like right away
I could not stand to dry. I wanted to drive so bad. Why did Hudson wait because I
Don't know. He just didn't really care. Yeah. I mean, what age can you get your permit in Texas? It's like 15 and a half. Yeah. No, 15. No, it's 15. It's 15 and a half. Yeah. I'm from Oklahoma, so that's what it was too. But in Texas, yeah. Wait, what in Texas you can get when you're 15? License. 16? 16. But 16 but you have to wait 15 or 6 months and one day after your permit in Oklahoma
You can drive at 14. You can drive a motorcycle on the road. Yeah, which is great Okay, you can get a motorcycle and just mob the streets at 14. Yeah cash and have word like driving to different cities at 14 Can you imagine sailors just like mobbing in Oklahoma? Yeah I'm just gonna go down to LA real quick or like I'm gonna do a road trip to Harper's House
What's your favorite video you've gotten to film like since starting YouTube I was just thinking about that um I don't know I think like a lot of videos with me doll are fun yeah because he's like one of my closest friends and I've known him ever since I moved to California so probably that wait how old were you when you moved to California 10 oh did he didall's family travel around like to different countries and stuff? Did I hear that from your dad? What? I made that up in my head then.
Kenzie just has a dream where she saves a Jordan in Africa. I thought that Jordan had told us like before
YouTube and stuff that they used to just travel. Oh he traveled a lot. He took photos. He did travel a lot.
Like photographer and traveled around.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
So where did y'all live before?
New York.
Oh.
Like in the city?
We lived like 30 minutes away from the city and my parents used to live in the city.
Which one do you like better?
Oh my gosh.
She was a baby, I don't know. I don't think I would want to be in New York like right now as a teenager I love New York. I love New York. It's so fun. I do not like New York
La or New York. I like LA way better. I'd rather live in LA, but New York is just I want to live in LA Like tomorrow bro. I just want to live here by myself
Anyways, no no like actually I'll live with you. That's a good question. Salish when you turn 18 you're staying in LA? No I think I'm gonna I don't know I don't know if I want to go to college What? Oh really? Yeah. But like even outside of LA? Yeah definitely. Where do you want to go? I don't know I want to go to like a business school though. Yeah business school. Harper, you're gonna move to LA. Sayla's not even gonna be here. You're still in school right now? Yeah. Oh, are you like really smart? Yeah Like the gifted classes and she's like no definitely not I'm in like the lowest I can be. No, I'm in like the middle class is like just the normal average. Yeah. Yeah
I'm in the lowest. I had to move down to math models because I was so bad at math. What's that? It's like not math. It's what it's like in between. You use blocks to count? Yes Basically, we have like math one math two math three on really? Yeah. I in math one yeah so do you like school yeah oh okay really no way I mean I don't like school but I like being with my friends all day like I hate just being at home like I love my family but I think it gets like I don't want to be with them all day yeah so you're still are you're in private school yeah I go to yeah okay like
normal school yeah if you go to college are you're in private school? Yeah, I go to yeah, okay like normal school Yeah, if you go to college, are you gonna keep making videos? I I don't know I've been like thinking about it, but I don't know like the like four-year retirement and then you come back You're back. Yeah, I don't know like if everything's still going well with YouTube then I'll continue on. Yeah, I got you Yeah, yeah, that's the thing with me. I don't really want it like if the podcast isn't doing good and when she's like
How do you never 18 then I'm gonna quit it
She's only with us
Wow, I mean, I guess this is like the only thing I do really yeah But you what Harper always said she wants to move to LA as soon as she turns 18
Do you want to move to like the city in LA? I want to move to like where the Grove is. Yeah. She just wants to go to the mall everyday. She just wants to live above the mall. That is like one of the best places to live, I'm not gonna lie, at the Grove in the
Americana in LA. Why? I've never been kids. Really? Yes. It's because all the influencers go there. Oh, do I, is that true? Like just all the kids go there because they know all the influencers go there?
I mean, I don't know, but it's crazy. Oh.
Dude, I wish we had the TV. We always have a TV here, but we moved it for your entrance. Um, but we want, yeah, we wanted you to smash it, but we don't have one now. Well, besides that one, but that's not our TV. Yeah, we can't smash that TV. But you know what we can do? We could, who do you guys think is stronger?
Sailish, she does gymnastics.
I think, I don't know.
No.
No, who do you actually think?
I don't know, I think we're strong in different ways. Are you like actually really strong, I know extremely strong. I'm like taking a break from gymnastics. I'm doing track right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's that's like my worst nightmare So like now my legs are a lot stronger when you run you like start hurting really bad You guys ever seen those like track runners that like their like legs are super tiny like those marathon runners No, get it away I don't like flies I'm not gonna win either. I don't work out my arm muscle someone has to win, but I don't work
Alright, let's see. Ready?
You guys got it.
I don't know why my hands are shaking.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's play bets.
Kenzie, who do you got?
Unfortunately, I'm so sorry, Harper.
It's going to be Salish.
I think you should pick Harper. I'm sorry and different I don't know if mentally you're prepared to win right now because it sounds like you're not If I'm gonna vote for you, I need to know that you're in this I'll try Line up y'all's hands
Alright, ready? Here we go Actually yeah, that's good, alright, ready? 3, 2, 1, go Oh!
Oh! How did you do that? Two one go I'm not kidding, I heard Harper's hand on the wood go, dunk. Dunk. That is crazy. Harper, help her with her mic real quick. That is honestly concerning.
I'm sorry, Harper.
No, no, no.
I thought you had it for a second until the dunk.
That was sad.
I really thought I was going to be halfway for a good second
and then it just automatically went down.
It was like, boom! Salish, did you ever do cheer?
For YouTube videos, right?
I've done it for YouTube videos, and I'm like, I used to like doing, being like the flyer in YouTube videos, but no, I haven't done it like competitively.
Really?
Oh, you used to reach flyers?
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Sure.
Wait, Salish. Listen to what she just said. She said only for YouTube videos not like in school Yeah My school doesn't have cheer and gymnastic took up so much of my time because it was after school every day for four hours So I didn't have time for anything else
Yeah, for some reason I was thinking cheer like is gymnastics person So you did like the actual like like the balance beam and all that. Yeah and bars and stuff. That's great
Wait, what's your favorite thing to do is floor bars I like floor floor yeah okay wait oh my god what it's like you can do like back to the stuff on the floor yeah yeah oh my gosh is that genuinely scared from
that I know I could see her face Say that she didn't even get scared from that! No, I can see her face, she was terrified, she just couldn't say anything, she lost her breath.
Who is that? Who is that?
She didn't even get scared.
Harper, you didn't get scared either?
No, I mean, for a minute. That was the lamest thing, we practiced it on Kate earlier and she got so scared. And I heard her scream. monkey wait what can it take its mask off Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh sailors but that did not work oh even Harper Harper was just like it's Jim
Jim look at its eyes obviously it's not real yeah then who's inside of it? There's nobody in it. Look at their eyes. You can see it's a huge.
Ah!
Oh my god!
The couch broke! Ha ha ha! Oh, dang!
Oh.
The gorilla really just, we have to use this for a show tomorrow!
We'll fix it.
Dang!
I'm not trying to say anything, but some people here ate Chipotle today, and some people ate pizza.
Shut up! Some people here ate Chipotle today and some people ate pizza. And the couch fell on the person that's eating pizza.
Oh my...
Hey, who is in the gorilla?
Oh, okay.
Absolutely crazy. Monkey's gone.
I'm really gonna break my couch and walk away?
Destroy the couch.
I mean, I don't even...
Man, it fell on Kinsey's side too.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I mean y'all crushed that like
I'm not gonna lie the grill going on even though it didn't like they didn't scream like I wanted no They were both silent. Do you like my favorite things?
My god, this is how we're going to be on the live show tomorrow.
It's just a little kickback.
Dude, seriously.
This is so nonchalant, honestly.
Y'all breaking two legs was crazy.
This is really nonchalant.
Yeah.
Y'all look comfy.
Should we get up?
I mean, I'm comfortable.
I mean, I'm vibing like this. Are we in frame? Uh, yeah, probably. I don't know. All right, we'll just continue on the episode. Who's in the gorilla? Who? Yeah, I want to know who. Why are y'all so obsessed with who? Like, it's Mr. B. No, it's, it's, uh, I don't know. We, we hired the gorilla. Yeah. I didn't know you actually like flips and stuff. Yeah
I'm putting people in the spotlight guys. Wait, what'd you say? You haven't done one in the wild? No, you know she said in a while in a while. Okay, wait
I actually got a gorilla scare either one of you. I mean not really. I thought something was falling Well, that sucks. No, I don't I refuse refuse to believe that I could see their faces right here. They were a little scared. They were like, I'm going to do it. Maybe a little bit shooting that bit. Hoping we have a video.
So thank you so much for watching the video. Say this should not get scared. Make sure to subscribe. Wait, what not that's what I'm
Okay, okay Salish now that you have your skincare brand out. Are you gonna drop like more products and stuff?
Yeah, we're working on more products right now Would you do makeup cuz I'd buy that I mean actually maybe yeah, really?
Yeah, she can't say anything Harper. You got slam, actually maybe. Yeah. Really? Yeah. She can't say anything. Harper, you got slam on your forehead.
No, really?
Yeah.
How does one even, how did you do that?
Messing around.
Can't get it.
Uh, I have tortillas.
What?
Okay.
You get them tortillas.
Dude.
I don't want to play any tortilla games.
Please. Tortillas dude, I don't want to play any tortilla games. No, please no
Why are they that hard today tortillas and I was like we can do the tortilla slap channel
Dude, I don't I don't like that game. So I said, okay. No, we don't got to hit you guys. Why did you buy a whole wheat?
What?
It's the healthy kind. I don't even know what those work. Okay so two people must get hit and two people must hit.
Okay me and you. What? Yes. Cash versus Kenzie. I'll destroy you with that tortilla.
Okay, I don't like that. Wait can we get some water? We need a bottle of water so we can do the challenge okay yeah and you guys each pick who you want to hit I call cash okay well I say this who do you want to hit don't look at me don't look at me. She didn't smell bad because you don't want to hit one of the girls. That's crazy, and I think Harper just got excited All right, well here's y'all's tortillas Okay, map, so it's uh it's They don't they feel like actually like paper. Yeah, I would never eat this if I'm being honest
I was very soft Salish win in team because she's trying to get you to spit out your water And it's you and Harper on a team this heart Harper's gonna try to get me to spit out mine So can we get to Bob? Wait, do we have bottles?
No, no, okay
No, you better not spit the water. You you spit water on me. You'll see what this tortilla does to your face
You actually got a mark You spit water on me, you'll see what this tortilla does to your face. What? What the fuck? What? I'm so- Harper's actually gonna hit me hard.
You actually gotta hit him hard, cause then-
Oh!
If you hit him hard enough and he spits it out, then Harper doesn't gotta hit me. We don't have to win.
You don't have to do that.
Okay, alright.
Uh, Maverick, uh, do the- Wait, here. that way it can line up. All right ready here we go. Maps, so scoot over. All right so Harper you're hitting me, Salish you're hitting Maverick. So me and Salish are on a team, Harper and Maverick are on a team. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Sage is the guest, so I think Sage should go first. No, I think you're first. Okay, alright, ready? Here we go, ready?
Ah, no!
Alright, ready?
Ew!
Sorry, I was just thirsty.
You just like drooled all over the mouse.
Ew, the mouse is like washing between his teeth.
Ew! Ew, mouse spit is gonna get on me. Are you trying to say Harper to... I'm scared. Okay, I didn't do it hard enough. Okay, it's my Alicia's turn. We're starting off like chill. So like this?
I'm going to break the glass.
Don't feel bad.
He's fine. I'm going to break the glass.
Don't feel bad.
He's fine. I'm going to break the glass. Don't feel bad. He's fine.
I'm going to break the glass, don't go bad. He's gone.
Oh my god. Oh my god. He's driving again. You're gonna make Tom cry. Mavic, put water in your mouth.
Okay.
I mean, he drank half the bottle, geez. Ew, he is- Oh my god.
Am I there, Mike?
These, like, don't fit.
Get more. Harper's slapping the heck out of you. Okay, stay low. I can't say it. I was laughing.
Oh my god. I was laughing and literally started laughing. I felt it going up my nose and down my throat.
Y'all look ridiculous by the way.
You're wearing a Jordan Maddish shirt.
Yeah, he's cool. You wear cool people's shirts.
You ever seen people wear Taylor Swift on their shirt?
Why are you talking like that? I'm just so...
Ugh! Why is everybody looking at me? I was just so... UGH!
Why is everybody looking at me like I'm a monster?
You are!
Wait, say monster. Monster.
Say it again. Monster. Are you crying?
Uh, no.
He is, there's actual tears. That water just really shot up my nose and down my throat. I was trying to keep it in from laughing on that,
because the way Sanish hit him on the forehead was so funny. Hey, I got a question for you, since you're wearing the Jordan Matters shirt. Kiss, marry, we'll say kiss, marry, dump.
Jordan.
Kiss, marry, dump?
Really? Okay, all right. So I was gonna say Jordan. So you're doing what to Jordan? All right, give me the three options. Jordan, Kate, and your mom. What the? Unfortunately, you gotta kill your mom.
What?
Well, you can't. She's dead.
Sorry, mom.
And then, who was the other two? Your wife and Jordan?
Wife and...sheesh. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
I'm gonna have to kiss Kate and marry Jordan.
Oh my god!
Anyways, alright.
Trick question, Mav.
Yeah, yeah. That was a trick question.
That's what I was. Anyways.
Alright, well, let me get some other questions here.
Don't worry, I have more.
Why are you Googling questions?
Yeah, like what?
You don't need your questions.
You can't topic an old human being? Why are you googling questions? Why do you have questions ready? We don't need your questions.
I felt like my tortilla slab question was pretty good.
That was fun. I only got to hit Mav one time though.
Yeah, I hit Cash.
You can hit Cash if you need to. Man, I can't believe we don't have a TV to smash.
That's like, it's kind of like iconic.
Like Mav, kiss, marry, kill. Um, uh, Kinsey.
These are about to be some crazy next terrified right now.
You got to say this one. She's the guest.
OK, kiss, marry, kill Mr. Beast. Oh, um. Uh, she's terrified. Oh, oh, this is kind of controversial okay mr. beast Matthew bean also these people a little weird if I pick okay okay okay the Rizzler Oh big AJ or whatever Maddox Patton Oh and needle who is the Rizzler No, big AJ. So, the Rizzler, he's so sweet, but he's a little too young. So I think I might have to say bye to him.
I wouldn't kill him, I would just say bye.
Bye.
He's just too young to cry.
Bye.
That's a good cough out, Salish.
Well, I don't want to kiss him.
I mean kill him. So he would say bye, then Maddox Batson kiss Mary bye Kiss and then need all Mary because I know need all the
Wow poor Maddox
Bide What's his actual name? Christian. Bro. Bro. No. What secrets? Nothing. Share with the rest of the class. Hey, secrets make friends, and I'm a good friend. So share.
No.
No way, Elvis.
Come on.
Hey, do me.
Do me.
Oh!
I have poor Mav.
Oh, say it loud.
Oh, Mav.
I do. I have the secrets. Oh, yeah, let me think I think about people Yeah, it's kind of hard to come with I know right that's why I tell sales everything yeah, I know everything so I can't Like yeah, I can't expose her. Oh I can't think anymore somebody else
Sayish probably had like 15 people flood her brain, but she's like, I can't say it.
Yes, exactly.
OK, then how about Bobby Riz?
Who's that?
You guys know him?
No.
You guys don't know Bobby Riz?
He's like the Riz from Panda.
He gets like 20 million views a video right now.
You guys haven't seen the kid on TikTok? trying to get the hos no Bobby Riz yeah I don't know who that is like 20 million
views a video I don't think I want him to rizz me up no Bobby Riz uh yeah I got an idea everybody let's all go around the room okay and we all have to share the last photo in our camera roll okay oh god no don't go comparing no one go stop it stop editing your phone I'm not I'm not anything yeah I feel like y'all are there's going just the first one that comes up wait do you want a screenshot no it has to be a picture picture you took no screenshot no video okay well my last screenshot
was my pizza order we We just said no screenshot.
OK, I'm just everything are screenshots for me.
All my photo you took. I'm not even kidding. Outside of screenshots, I'm not even joking. You're going to think I'm trolling. This is my most recent one. And I didn't even check before the episode, I actually did it.
Oh, wait, god, it's cuz I just posted it on my story the other day Included I got a crazy one. We went to our friend's house to drop some stuff off for them and we're in their house They're not there and we're inside their house and cash is robbing their candy bowl. They straight robbing Yeah, well, there was all the packets in there mine is so boring what's yours it's literally I could see the Hollywood sign from a window and in our a BV so I took a picture of it bro can I please oh can I please do a screenshot? What the? Oh. Can I please do a screenshot?
You took way too much of Sincerely Yours, I'll tell you that.
That is...
You look like you ate...
You're like the mascot.
Alright, wait, Harper, what's yours?
Because you look like you're like cheating over there.
She wants to like show a photo of a map. A map? She wants to like show a photo of a map
It's not a map I show the second glass if you can't show the actual one second to last is just wait Why can't you show it? It's just me. I got I can't say okay There's just so many. Yeah, there's so green shot No, he does oh my gosh, I don't have any what are you skipping this one? This one's great I've seen her camera. Hey, Harper got auto-received. She does. Oh my gosh.
Why are you skipping this one? This one's great.
No! Okay, my last photo is on Almost Friday Marcus High School which is my high school and it was this terrible photo of me. Why did they post that? Because they're rude.
And they post bad photos of people.
So this was on my Almost Friday Marcus high school thing that's so embarrassing so
yeah that's my photo you texting that one Harper so I can pop it up on the screen you know I sign picture all right what's yours most recent one I feel like
they're all they're cheating this game yeah what about the last video and you what okay tell me after it was taken that's crazy
things are happening can you text Harper that so we can pop it up on the screen you don't need my Hollywood sign picture yeah we asked I asked I asked not we it's a me question I asked almost everybody that comes on the podcast this question okay you can think about it okay okay you don't gotta give it that problem me not to think about it cuz I I don't think he asked everyone this question yeah what is the worst thing you have ever done? Oh, that maybe you do got to think about it for a bit. I do go think about that one.
Oh, Oh,
um,
are you collecting all this information to like backstab people one day?
No, I was going to say, what are you doing? I love hearing people say like, Oh yeah, 10 years ago, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Happened there. And they're like, I really regret it. I'm like, oh, that's messed up. The worst thing you've done. I feel better about myself, because I'm like, I didn't do that.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
I have scrambled eggs.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Eat it.
All right, so do you have anything? anything that I go kick the child or the car I feel like shoplifted no that's just you Kate okay never hit anybody with your bike oh when I was like like when I was a lot younger whenever my brother and I would like go on our scooters and we had like those razor scooters. I would hit him That's like top ten pains What do you think he would say if I called him and I said hey, what's Hudson what's the worst thing say this is ever I don't think he's saying the razor we should Hudson on a phone call what's something crazy we could
tell him that there's a razor screw out the door for him now what's something like absolutely crazy we could tell him there's a razor scooter at the door what the razor scooter what's the prank of that what's
something we could tell him just do you think he would know it's a prank call
yeah does he know you're here today yeah I could I could tell him that there's like a really pretty girl here he wants her she wants his number okay that's like actually brutal did you let him believe it before you told him that there was actually no room? Like only like 5 minutes because he's done that to me so like why wouldn't I do that to him?
Right.
Gotcha!
I'll tell you me and Cash did some pretty evil things.
Yeah.
Yeah we've done evil things.
Like what?
You don't want to get into all that. One time we had a kid over at our house. And... One time we had a kid? No, this one, she's like the most evil, I feel like. No, we've already told this story in the pod. Okay, we don't have to share it.
When I was younger, I was like seven, and me and my sister got in a fight, and I stabbed her with a pencil right in her shoulder, so close to her heart.
On her shoulder?
Oh my God. She still has a lead mark. Yeah. What? She does.
You gave her a tat?
I did.
My earrings still have lead in them.
Wait, do my ear holes have lead in them still from?
Let me see.
From what?
Oh, yeah.
What the heck?
Yeah, I tried to pierce my ears with a pencil once, and it has lead on it. And still has it. I didn't get lead poisoning. It's just it's still there. Yeah, did you ever try to pierce your own ears? I did really?
Kate pierced she got pierced her so much. She started piercing other people's ears and like when she was 12
Wow the lol pod girls Yeah, I ran out of room on my ear. So I just had to start doing everyone else's I got you after this
Because I have a really big needle phobia and like Wait, is it three down low or is it like one carilage? No, it's like one, two, three.
On your low?
Oh!
Yeah, and then one, two.
Wait, were you intending on going to get both of your third ones done? Yeah. And then you just said, no, I can't.
Yeah, and then like I was really scared of needles, so. That's crazy.
I mean, that makes sense. Forever now, but they did like the gun on me. It wasn't even a needle Well, I have earrings and it makes me want to cry my dad used to have a earring. Oh
Both are just one. No, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's like a scar mark that really annoys me Dude you know what I always go back to is our first time meeting on famous birthdays. Oh
Yeah, I was at famous birthdays, yeah
Why was it I came from the airplane? I was just so off. All right, it was so bad But then the video after that that we felt yeah, that was not that was not bad But like it was the famous birthdays video. We didn't even know each other We didn't like say a word to each other we just went into the famous birthdays room and started doing the game and I was like I kept laughing and like fake laughing yeah you honestly
don't want anything to do with Harper when she's off a plane straight off the
plane yeah I feel like it's awkward to do anything with famous birthdays after you first hear like I've done that a couple times and it's so awkward. It's so bad. Because you don't know the person well enough to like talk to them.
Right and you're sitting down and yeah playing a game with them like you've been friends forever. Yeah. Wait how long ago was that? Uh two years ago. Two years ago. No way. Yeah. That's crazy. That seems like it was just yesterday. Yeah that is is not what I don't think it was to you Maybe it was it's like a year ago. Really? I don't know. I don't remember when it was
Yeah, the same trip you threw up in Jordan's car. No, no, that was like I was like the last trip Yeah, no, that was like did she actually throw up in his car? Yes. Yeah No, she says it so she gets off the plane we come pick her up and she's eating her little chocolate pandas okay what whoa what? Chocolate pandas? Her story is aligning with Harper so far. What is a chocolate panda? And then she was like you know Salish or she was just like lying down she's like I don't feel very good can we go to like a bathroom so we start by like a Denny's bathroom. And she goes into the bathroom, she's sitting there
and she's like, Sailor can you get my mom? And I was like, yes! I run to get her mom, her mom's in there and then they come out and they're like, I'm fine now, I'm fine now. And they're like hanging over the toilet
like about to like throw up. Harper's like That you don't want to I'll tell you what you don't want someone breathing like that next to you I'm like really scared of dope like if someone does I will meet you I was so happy. Her head was out the window and my head was out the window. All that's on is her face is out the window.
Oh my gosh, imagine just being a fan or a bystander.
You're driving down the road and you just see Harper and Salish on either side of the car.
Just, yes, out the window. Yeah.
That would be so funny.
And my head was out the window and I was like,
Yeah, that's what it's for. I was going out the window. Because she didn't want to hear her. She was terrified.
The other window?
Yeah.
I would be terrified too. And then she was like.
Get me out of this car.
Get me out of this car.
And then I had like a Starbucks bag next to me and she was like, can I have that Starbucks bag? And I was like, can we stop and pull over? And she gets out of the car and like starts like throwing up in the bushes.
Oh my God.
No, and then we had to drop her off at the hotel. At the hotel, bro. At first I threw up in the Starbucks bag, but it was totally silent. My mom and Jordan didn't even know that I threw up. Yeah, I was like, I can't help it. So I threw it in the bag.
And then I was like, Mom, I threw up. She's like, you did? And then we pulled over and then I
started throwing up in the bushes.
Why do I feel like your mom is in the front seat, like y'all's parents in the front seat,
like not getting to know what's going on.
So she's back there like, help. in the backseat and Jordan and your mom are just like in casual conversation. We're listening to music up there. It was so bad.
Dude, my worst fear about like having a kid is like if it throws up and you gotta clean it up.
They're like, oh. That's like, sounds epic. I will not allow my kid to eat chocolate pandas.
That won't happen.
I would much rather clean a smiling panda when I threw up.
Do you still eat chocolate pandas?
No.
I haven't ate one since.
One time that happened to me I loved Taco Bell and I ate so much and I threw up and then I never ate it again.
What are you talking about? Well I eat it now.
I didn't eat it for a good year or two.
Okay?
Okay, you know how cheap Taco Bell is? You probably don't even eat Taco Bell.
I hate Taco Bell because I'm like a vegetarian. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. You can eat Taco Bell if you're vegetarian. It's not real meat. I dig the Baja Blast.
Oh, the Baja Blast. Yeah, wait, I saw that. The Sincerely Yours said vegan.
Yeah. As opposed to meat no Yeah, there's beauty in this Free oh
So you just tested on a human yeah
How is it supposed to be tested on animals like it on sale like they put it is given it to animals yes When they test on animals they like put it in their eyes No, I do so much terrible stuff and make them ingest it. That was the main thing for Sincerely Yours. I don't want it to be tested.
There's no need to do that.
Just give it to Cash. Yeah.
You can use Cash's eyes.
You can use Cash's eyes dummy for Sincerely Yours.
Thank you.
That sounds horrible. I need to test out. So I'll send them over. Great. I'll just eat some pandas on the way so I can. Mascara is made out of bat poop.
No, it's not.
Wait, I've seen so many things that say that.
That is so fake.
But it's actually bat.
Katie, what in the TikTok did you watch?
No, I've known this since I was like 10.
I saw that and I like stopped wearing mascara so I'm too scared of mascara. I heard that, that is so fake. Some dad made that up for sure. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Let me see. You got God made. You think there's just a farm where they're just collecting bat poop? And they're like. What do you mean? That means someone would have to come up with that idea.
Hey I got a great idea for some makeup. You make it sound like it's crazy to collect poop. Yeah, mascara is a mixture of pigments, oils, and waxes. Is mascara made from bat poop? Is mascara made from bat poop? Can that fly get away? No, mascara is not made of bat poop. Oh good, okay. You actually thought that? The fact that you thought that and you continue to wear mascara with it makes my eyes look good I can't help it if it has to be it has to be that's what I do I can't wear fake eyelashes glue my eyes shut it's a real problem no yeah my one time I put our nail glue in my eye what I was up in my mouth before and I swallowed him I like throw closing up. It hurt so bad.
You ate the nail polish?
How'd you get it in your eye?
Ding dong!
How'd you get it in your eye?
I was like gluing my nail back on because my natural nail always breaks. So I was gluing my nail back on and then I had an eyelash so I was like that in my eye. I was like, oh my gosh, let me get it out. I didn't just my I was
That's terrible
Yeah, I was I was when I did the same thing I was opening the container of nail glue and then I try to open it up and then I started swallowing nail glue as it came out. But why? No, that doesn't add up. What do you mean, just you? Oops. Like, what?
Her story added up.
Yours didn't add up.
So how did it actually happen?
I was funny. It was an opening with the plastic. So then I tried to open it with my mouth. And then I squeezed it too hard and started going in my mouth.
Oh. I could see that happening
It's hard hard so quick Glue gets hard faster when it's in liquid I know because I watched a two-hour YouTube video about it before going to bed one time cuz Maverick likes to learn random information before we go to
sleep. Sorry for the spill.
Well, I don't think you want to hear. Okay. That scared me more than the gorilla. All right. Well guys, thank you so much for watching this episode.
Sage, is there anything you want to say before we end it?
Where can we find Sincerely Yours?
Yeah, where can you get this?
You can get it at sincerelyyours.com or at Sephora or online.
Oh, hey.
There we go.
So if you guys want to be like me, I put it all over my face. little section in Sephora where your pictures are. She's a model! I went in there and I saw her face and I was like, whoa!
Wait, I need to go to Sephora after this and find your face. I know, we gotta go take a picture. It's all sold out everywhere though. Wait, I need to go to Sephora after this and find your face. I know, we gotta go take a picture. It's all sold out everywhere though.
Yeah, it is right now. Wow, crazy. Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. Thank you for coming on, Zaylish. Of course. We appreciate it and we'll see you guys next time. Bye!
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