⚔️😂 She Went Looking for a Gun… and Bought a Sword Instead!

Excuse me, you haven't had any guns come in, have you?Guns?No.Oh, well, hold on, I'll ask Linda.Linda!

Yeah?

You haven't had any guns come in, have we?

No, love.What's she after?Colt 45?AK -47?Uzi?

What kind of gun are you after, love?Actually, how much is that big sword there?

Call it four pounds.

It's four...Yes, I heard.Yes, I'll take that, thanks.

Hello.Oh, hiya.You OK?Yeah, I just got my sword stuck in this tree.

Oh dear.It's a lovely sword.

Where did you find it?You'll never guess.Surrounding the charity shop.Fantastic.

I've always loved swords.Ever since I was a little boy.But my mum could never afford to buy me one.

Would you like to take this one?

Oh no, I couldn't possibly take your lovely sword.

Oh no, go on, it's yours.