Sheldon’s most powerful weapon #movie #edit

Are you trying to get your ass kicked?

No, I was just looking to open a spirited dialogue. And you might want to unhand me, I'm friends with Tommy Clarkson. Is that so?

Yes.

Hello Tommy, I have some unfortunate news. What's that? I boasted to Jason Davies that you're my friend and things took an unexpected turn. You're scheduled to fight him at 3pm on the basketball court. I don't want to fight Jason Davies that you're my friend and things took an unexpected turn. You're scheduled to fight him at 3 p.m. on the basketball court. I don't want to fight Jason Davies! I don't think you have a choice. He was pretty adamant. Fine, I'll deal with it.

I didn't have the physical stature to assist Tommy in a brawl, but I did have something far more lethal. My once-in-a-generation brain. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Didn't think you'd show up.

Well, I did. Let's do this.

Stop! You're not fighting Tommy, you're fighting me.

Oh, boy.

Unless you want to shake hands and we all laugh about this over a glass of milk.

I think I'd rather kick both your asses.

Are you familiar with the story of David and Goliath from the Bible?

Yeah.

That's too bad. I had a nice speech prepared. I'll say it anyway. You may have the size advantage, but like David and his sling, I also possess an air-based weapon.

So I'll give you one more chance. Are you willing to step down?

I'll tell you what. You take the first shot, then it's my turn.

Very well. Three, two, one! Ow! Son of a b***! I'm going to run. Ow! Son of a b***! I'm going to run.

I was just looking to open a spirit of dialogue.