SHIFT AT MIDNIGHT WITH DASHIE (ENDING)

chat me and the homie dashi aka the goat aka my hero aka the greatest content creator that ever lived legitimately are about to finish finish shift at midnight what shift were we at when we left off where was we at we was on shift number seven when we left off so we're gonna see the ending of it today we need to lock in though because i ain't gonna lie We was letting too many anomalies in that thing.We was letting anomalies in left and right, buddy.Let me tell you, left and right.We're about to see how dashy is with streaming because I'm gonna have to use the restroom.I'm gonna leave him to entertain y 'all while I'm at the restroom.

Hey dashy, I'm sorry.

Hold up.And then we got full release of water park sim after, uh, after me and dashy play.Hold up.He invited me.Hold up.Let me look.

Let me look.Let me look.

Invited me.

Join game.Let me see if it's working.Let me see.Yeah.Yeah.

for the delay.I'm sorry.Can I say something?Yeah, man.Hey, that thing was hard.

got a special request from you just for like one minute.What's good?I gots to use the restroom Can you can you handle the chat while I'm gone for like one minute like one minute?You know what?I'm gonna handle the chat.Thank you so much.

Thank you.I'm gonna be right back Oh, oh for real.Oh y 'all subscribe say, uh, y 'all subscribe to me and case.Oh, that's what's up I want to say thank y 'all for subscribing.I appreciate y 'all for real.You know what i'm saying?

It really means a lot to us that you enjoyed both of our content Oh, oh appreciate that some real ones in here right here I see it feel the love through the screen right now, but y 'all making me don't don't y 'all start that dude Don't me and you play that lag.

I'm in lagging again too much heat to it.Hey, look here dashie our last performance What?Oh, I'm...for real.Oh, you are for real?A real voice.

Oh, they saying I'm sounding like a chipmunk right now.Hello?Wait, hold up.Chat, I'm lagging for real?Quit lying.Chipmunk action going.

Like a chipmunk.Wait, is it good now, chat?Type baloney.Yo, Dashie, you know, I want to know something.Yeah, yeah.What's up?

You know, I could ask you a million questions, but one important one, like the most important one.What is...Like out of everything that you've ever eaten in your life is your absolute...That's a lot of food.

That's a lot of food.That's a lot of food.Hold up.Hold up.Hold up.

You completely threw me off.What is your, uh, your favorite dish in the world?Like not, not, no, not, not dish.Let me, let me correct myself.Not dish.Like this thing to eat in the whole world.

Okay.So listen, it's going to be real simple and you're going to think I'm capping.Okay.If I just have to have oneevery day...You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.

You're not even ready for this.You're not even ready for this.You're not You know everything that ever existed.You're going Peter like you about to die.You don't kill somebody you go into jail.They bought that.

They bought the hang you and you saying final meal officer.

I want my peanut butter jelly sandwich, but it's got but you don't say it's not just any peanut butter.The bread got to be soft.

I like that.

It's got to be smooth peanut butter.I don't do the crunchy.Don't do the crunchy.No, you don't.I don't do crunchy.I'm sorry, man. I don't do chips.

You don't do jail.

No, I know you don't do jail.

I know that I know that I'll do jail, right?It's got so it's got to be smooth.It's got to be soft bread.And it's got to be some good.I'm not talking about just any jelly.It's got to be like preserves like jelly straw, strawberry, strawberry.

Now, do you do you de crust?

Yeah.You've got a little bit of time.You go ahead and de -crust it just to make it a little better.I'm going to de -crust it.If I'm super hungry, that crust going down.Okay.

I mean, I respect that.I like how you kept it simple.I respect that right there.No, no, no.Let me flip that on you.You're a bitch.

Okay.Like death row.Death row.For the rest of my life.Give me some Maruchan beef noodles.with some Frank's hot sauce in it forever.

Word?

Yeah, that's the goal too.We don't mess with Nissin though.You know Nissin and Maruchan?I don't like the Nissin ones.Okay, I know which ones you're talking about.I know the difference.

I know which ones you're talking about.You like noodles that much?You know, it's been a minute since I had noodles, but let me tell you something, that sodium, Hey, that is a lot of stuff.

There's a lot of You look at like a cup noodle, it's got like 75 % of your daily it take us Okay, we need to look we let a lot of anomalies in last time Okay, we got to be vigilant.

Hey, listen, listen before we get started.Yeah on your headphones right now Is it real loud?Nah, I sound pretty good.How do I sound?You sound good.But on your phones, I can hear me.

Oh Lord, not again.Hold up.I can hear me.Okay.Now if you can't fix it, it's all good.But okay.

What about now?Let me see.Yeah.Okay.Hold on.I still hear it.

It's all good.Let me tell you.Hey, let me tell you what I did last video.What'd you do?Every time I spoke and I heard myself on your end, I edited that out.

That's why you to go right there.That ain't gonna lie.That's a lot of effort.

That's why it took me a whole long day to edit that video.

Yeah, that is right here.

There's not coming out till friday.So anybodyYou gotta be fisting me.What's going on?No, I don't do all that editing again, man.Yo, Wiggly with the 10.

Something like that, maybe 16, 16.

Do you know the first video I ever saw of yours?What it was?It was when you didn't have a face cam in this one.And I remember I was like this because I randomly came across a video.It was you playing saw I can't remember what you named it.I think you named the video.

I never saw this coming or something like that.I clicked it, and I clicked it, you had no face and was like, yo, this dude funny, bruh.And I kept watching.I appreciate that.You already know.OK, wait, can you hear yourself now?

Let me see.Hold up.I think you did something.Hold up, hold up.Yeah, hold up.Okay, we good.

You can still hear it, can't you?No, no, no.Hold up, hold up.Hold up.Yo, yo, yo.There we go.

I don't hear.We good.So listen, like you was saying, let's lock in.

Let's lock in.

Let's lock back in.So here's what's going on.By the way, I seen that letter you got to read.Yeah, that would take me about a good 45, 50 minutes to read that.

Yeah, me too, bro.

You're real intellectual with yours, so I think you're good, though.I don't know about that.So, look, look, look.So, here's what's gonna happen.Actually, you know what?Let's go in.

Hold up.Yo, let's go in.Yo, yo, hit ready, and then we're gonna lock controls from when we in there.So, let's go in.Let's get it.Go ahead and hit ready.

We was on day seven, too, if I remember right.I believe so.I believe so.I'm locked.I wonder what the end is gonna be.Uh -oh.

Check the notice board.Okay, so listen.Hey, how you doing?We really gotta lock in, all right?We do, yeah.Because we don't let in quite a few anomalies.

Wait, anomalies?

Yeah, anomalies.

What do you call it?Is that anomalies?

Anomalies.No, no, doppelgangers.Yeah, doppelgangers.Yeah, you're right.My bad.I was confused too.

My fault.Doppelgangers.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we was letting a few of them at night.We let, I think one night we let three of them in.So this time we're going to really investigate, really read and be careful so that we can handle this.And we good at reading.Puppy and kitty.They both know.

that medicine.

I'm locked in if you're locked in.I like that mask, too.I like that mask you're wearing.

We are locked in.Oh, I forgot I had to go.Hey, hold up.Hold up.You get a BBL surgery put in?

Dislocated cheek syndrome going on.That thing in two pieces.Lord have mercy.What's going on with the thing?Get it.Let's read our notice board, and you already know.

We already got that thing restocked.

Hold up.

Hold up.Hold up.Hold up.Hey, remember?

We restocked everything.

Yeah, remember we bought this.So if there's like a stain on the floor or something, we just hit him with the.

Somebody was here.I did too.That was me.You remember it said on the eighth night something was about to pop off.I think that's tonight.Yeah, it did say that we're cooked.

Hey, let's go back in our hats, man.Let's let's change back into our hat.OK, say less.I like the past better.OK, Bob, there we go.Oh yeah.

How am I looking?Oh yeah, you looking good.I'm not going to lie.I like that.That's clean.Oh, yeah.

All right.Let's read this.

Okay, say less.

You got it.

You got it.Read this.I'm gonna read this.Roadwork delays expected.Bitch.Oh, somebody already here.

Yeah, stay.Wait, wait.This could be important.Stacey Kennedy 20 on the way on expectedly this week.Remember for her and bright spirit.She will be deeply missed.

Stacey.

Okay.Yeah, I'll remember this deeply.

Okay.Stacey Kennedy, 24.She passed away.So if one of Stacey Kennedy, that ain't the real Stacey Kennedy right there.Yeah.Hey, how are you?

Oh, it's Clyde.He needs to quit that.He needs to relax.Show you a calendar killer.Oh, see, he's talking about the calendar killer right here.He's no joke.

Stay alert tonight.I'd love to stay and help out between the two serial killers.At least we'll spread two things.And your boy a little bit too busy right now.This thing is beeping at me.Let me see.

Mr. Clyde you have you a you have you a great night, Mr. Clyde.Thank you so much great Wait, I'm already messing up.I should have checked him out!Hold up, is he outside?Let me go see if he's out.Mr. Clyde, hold up!

Hey, you better don't be disrespecting my homie Dash.

He's a great worker now.You better put some respect on him.Is he alwaysgot to be wearing shorts?Oh, check that.

It would be a travesty.

See, that's kind of sad.Yeah, we loser.Let me let me check on that complete loser.Somehow he's married, missing all teeth big with a noticeable list.Can you see his teeth?

Come here real quick.

I can see some teeth in his mouth for real.Let me see that.

Look at that.

He got some teeth in there.That is you right.Over the net database dude hates me.What does that got to do with anything?Wait, is he?Yeah hard to find a job.

He ain't got no list Can you tell about my reading sir?

Wait, hold up.Do you say yo dad?You might have to go take a whiff.I'm not gonna lie Let me see what's going on with this.

Nah.Hey, he kind of smell.You know what?It's not like he smell kind of kind of clean right now.

He smell clean I trust your nose on this one Let me clean this up.You think I'm too quick with that?My bad.I ain't trying to take no chances, though.

My fault.My bad.My bad.

Go take out a car again.My fault.$25, sir.Thank you.What's up with all these tools?Why you got a pickaxe back here?

This ain't Minecraft.

Yo, Dashie.Shh.Why he got that?Hey, go grab the bleaker just in case.Dashie, come here.Come here.

That's like a jail cell.Look at the back wall of his car.That looks like a jail cell behind the seats.Yo, hold up.Yo, can we interrogate him?Ask him about that.

Wait, where y 'all lobsters play at?Why does that matter for God alone?Go out the back.He's in the back.Hold up.Tool, they're just for...

They're not for anything.Yo!He's...Wait, hold up!

They said...You remember what the board said?It said if they're just committing a crime, we ain't gotta do nothing about it.

You know what?That's on me.That's okay.

I done shot a couple people tonight anyway.

It's all good.That was on me.We are definitely gonna have to survive the night tonight.

Yeah, let me get this cleaned up.Ooh, this dude looking clean.Hold up!Okay, let me see what he talking about.How you doing, ma 'am?He said twin sister, Cassie.

His name is David Kennedy.There's some lady dead.Her name is Salt -N -Kennedy.You remember that?Wait a second.Ma 'am, I know you didn't just steal nothing.

Ma 'am!

Ma 'am, I know you did not just steal something out of my stall!Come here!Oh my good.Oh What's your, sir, what's your sister's name?How do we ask him that?

Let me see something.Wait, wait, wait, wait.Clothes, limbs, movements.Okay, clothes.

No, no, no, Dashie, hold up, Dashie, hold up.What, what?I just asked him, I just looked up Stacey Kennedy, and I asked her why she was dead.He said, my sister's currently at home, presumably lazing on the couch.How did he know his sister?I said, Stacey, that's his sister, Dashie.

Blow his head, smooth off.I mean, it had to be done.

Here we go.

Yeah.I'm a clean.I got this one.I got this one.Don't worry running for and keep out.He's running to the right.

What are you doing?What are you doing?What are you doing?What's he running for?Okay.Whoa.

I might go in smoothly.

Huh?

Yeah, that's lowkey disrespectful.

Yeah.We don't play that.

Let me see what you're talking about.

Clean it up a little bit, Dash.You handle him.I'm going to give you some time to handle him.clean up.We got a rat in here!Let's do a little bit of restocking real quick.

There's a dog in here.He is so polite.

He is browsing.

Even if he is a doppelganger, we let him through.You got me messed up.He's so cute.Okay, this lady just appeared from thin air she might be a ghost keep on her Yeah, I'm restocking and cleaning.One second.

Imagine it was the dogYes, go ahead, I'll talk to him, I'll talk to him.Get in here, get in here.

Yeah Okay, same thing.Yeah, same thing on that one.You know what this calls for dashi gamble our troubles away.I'm hitting it.

Oh Almost got a hat.I got to you hit it.You hit it.Okay.Okay Are we getting all we done doing this don't gamble don't gamble Hey, you handle Clyde, I'm gonna do some restocking, some of these restock, bang.

Okay.

Oh, all right, Clyde.Oh, hold on, hold on, I gotta check the email.Okay, so, gotta do this, the road stuff again.So wait, wait, should we question Clyde?Because we didn't question him before.Sheriff, my occupation, Sheriff, okay.

Let me just double check.Yup, he got on his uniform, okay.He was wearing glasses.I think he good.I think Clyde good.

He bought a whole bunch of stuff.Did you buy some weapons?Yes, sir, I did.

Okay, we gonna need that.

Hey, look what I bought right here dash you look at this thing.Yeah.Yeah, I got a magnum.Hey, look what else your boy got to look at the thigh Yeah, see you here.

We go Walk in here steal some you done lost your mind

That thing was a new one.Let me clean this up.Hold on.

He doesn't have a lot of information on here.

So it is what it is.

He's trying to flex on us.

He's trying to flex, talking about he's a supervisor.We get it, sir.You got money.What you talking about?Congrats.

Check this again.Okay.

All right.He's good.He's good.He's good.Okay.No, no, no.

You're good, sir.I got a delivery, Dax.Let me grab this real quick.How you doing, sir?Go ahead and back up a little bit.Hey, look what I got dropped off to us when that spotter comes out as you already know.

Yeah.Yeah.Okay.

Are we ready?Okay, let me uh There's a car out.

Oh my goodness.Somebody just took a dump in the old man.Oh, man crazy That's nasty.I heard it crazy right there.They must got that new burrito from taco.Hey, did you see that new burrito from taco bell?

They released?It's some kind of steak burrito.It look it look good.

I'm not gonna lie Hey, we need that anyway He got a document in the back windowsomething like that.2D2, let me check his license plate.F2D2.Where are 2D2 at?Okay, okay, I see what you're doing, but he wrong with that.

Did you say F2D2?He said F2D2.Should we check the plate?Did you check the trunk?Yeah, let's type this plate in.52F2.

Okay, hold up.52F2.Okay, okay.Red SUV, rear window is cracked.That matches up.Details updated weekly.

Okay, you know what?He might be good.He good to go.

We got a customer.Let me have this.

How you doing, sir?We're going to put the gas in there.

Sir, I know you didn't just come in here and steal something.Think you're going to walk out for the free ski.Sir!

That's how you pop the gas.Sir, I am so proud of you.

Yeah, he about to blow up on the way out.There's a rat.Restock, you grab that rat.I think it was Rev on the counter.

Yeah, yeah So how do we know if he's good or not it does say now we we killed cuz or what?He didn't mention anything about his sister Let me check, let me check, let me check.It is, it is.

Okay, look, type in Stacey Kennedy on the computer and then click deceased and see what he has to say about that.Stacey Kennedy.Uh -huh.It's two D?

Two N's on that?Yeah, two N's on that, yeah.Hey, is he can of Leon Kennedy?

What?Hey, he ain't got enough aura for that, I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, I see you.Okay, okay, it say she drowned here.My sister currently at home.He think he gonna get away with lying to us.

It's just cleaned up.

Yeah, we good.

That would be awkward.How you doing, sir?I mean, ma 'am, I'm so sorry.Hey, Dashie.That look like a blood stain on her shirt.

Look at her shirt.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.

Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.

I'm gonna I'm gonna I need to look at your information real quick What you doing?Wait, she ain't got no red spot on the shirt.

Are you asking about the stain?It's nothing just spilled some coffee this morning.It could be a little coffee, but Still thinking straight most of the time with the fire.Let me see Would you like me to answer that I remember what I asked her movements I don't know, man.What is that?

It says her hair is usually dyed dark red.Yeah, that's about right.It's about right.Mostly corporate.Okay.

I don't want to make it look a little sleepy.Okay, so then in that case, we don't need to bag her groceries.She got that covered.Man, why aren't you laughing?That was a good one.You think that was funny?

Makes the mirror easier to look at in the morning.Wait, what?Let's let her go.Yeah.

How you doing, man?Let me do a little bit of restocking.Hey, what's our reviews looking like, Dash?You look on the computer and see what our reviews looking like.

Ma 'am, did you just steal something?

Let me find out.No.That was me.That was me.My bad.

Wait a second, Acorn, Pace, I'ma need you.What's up, what's up?I'm gonna need you.Uh, peeper id real quick.Hold on.Hold on.

Hey before you shoot Wait, I know you're about to shoot Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Let's scan it.Let's scan it and let's see what's going on with this here Yeah, let me know if you need what's going on here unemployed.Okay now, you know what?We might we might have to go ahead and shoot this.Why do I have to gasp?Why why hit g hit g on him?

Yeah hit g.There you go.Okay Here we go.So where were we again?So she said she is Anita.You want to ask her about it?

Not Anita.Not Anita.Not Anita.Jay.Hold up.

I don't know, man.Somebody just blew up the bathroom.Oh, my.He didn't buy none of that.She just walked here and doodooed.Didn't buy none.

Man, you done lost your mind.OK, I'm going to help you clean that up.Yeah.How you doing, sir?Oh, she a doppelganger.It's one and two.

Yeah, better safe than sorry.Here we go.I got to go clean the bathroom.That dude blew that thing up bad.

What are you doing, sir?

Hope you're having a great night.

Been working all day, finally to grab some snacks, kick back and chill.

His name's Barry.Barry Aoki.You better be who?Go ahead, go ahead.Wait, what did he say?Been working all day, finally able to grab some snacks.

Hold on.Sir, it says you're unemployed.I was working, fixing my car.all day The neighbor's dog went on a rampage and tore the whole thing down yesterday.It was hilarious.

Uh -huh Did he have dirt under his fingernails?Let me let me let me let me check this out.I mean, let me let me kind of hard to tell Let me see kind of hard to tell Okay, well I got something that's gonna blow your mind right here dashie According to the computer, it says he's short.

Now, if I'm not mistaken, he's about NBA small forward height, so you know what that means.You're about six foot two.He's at least seven foot tall.I'm not gonna lie.

His name is Barry.He about to be Barry.

Barry got Barry.

What are you doing, sir?

What's your name?Derek Vaughn.Okay.Postal worker.Been doing the rounds for years keeps me moving.It's decent cardio.

Okay, he jogs everywhere that matches up always wearing an orange jacket.Yeah, he good.

Yeah, he good.He good.He good.He good.He was good.I think he's good this time too.

Let me do it.Man.We got roaches.We got rats.We got roaches.Yeah, we did.

Wait, we didn't get no doppelgangers.Be our first one.Yeah, that meant that might be our first time we ever done that.Not gonna lie.Yo, get this roach out.of - SHIT HELL!

Gun can't kill him, it gotta hit him with the mop.Crazy.Wait, Cashy, come here.You remember when we died, those eyes popped up?It was those eyes.

Yo, this might be final boss right here.It could be.Alright, let's go, let's go.Hmm, let's get it.You got the gun with you?Cause you know that dude might be on the bus again.

Yeah, I got it on me.Let's see.Oh my goodness, we did so good right there.Secret with the five, chat, we are cookin'.Okay, see?We killin' it.

Eight of thirteen completed.Oh, we killed a human?Oh.What was that?Who did we kill?We're about to find out.

A news broadcast played by MTV.Despite matching up with their reoccurring killing patterns, it seems that the calendar killer did not strike for the first time in six months.Has the calendar killer lost six months?Has the calendar killer lost their nerve?

I guess we're gonna find out.

Yo, he seen us.

He like, yo, we not messing with you.

That's what that was.One day remains until kitties and puppies medicine bill is due.We good.Let me see who we killed.Oh, there we go.was a human.

Yeah, it was the driver.

Oh, it shows us the ones that we got wrong too.See, the first one is the one from the day that we died on bed.So who did we let through?Doppelganger, doppelganger.Derek was one of them the night before.Wow, that is crazy.

Tofu though, man.Tofu cute.I like tofu, man.Let's get it.Let's get it.Night number nine, Dashie.

How we feeling?

It's a new night.

Oh yeah, gotta grab them coins.Gotta have them.All right, let's see what our notice...Wait, what is this saying, Dash?Oh, what is...

Oh!

Oh, we got some new technology!What?Doppelganger, uh, duck detection hardware.This is the Anomaly Lens.Use this, uh...

I got it.Use it to inspect customers if the screen reveals any anomalies or differences from reality.The customer is a doppelganger.You are recommended to briefly scan every customer within the Anomaly Lens.That's gonna help us a lot.I'm not gonna lie.

What's that message saying?I'm about a jack -in -the -box music box recently been spot here the entity if you see it Rewind the music box immediately do not allow the song to finish three times something is three times R .

I .P.to us wait what?Okay, let me say something about we got grenades.Yeah, she should I buy some grenades.I mean Okay, I bought a backseat

Autometrics.Okay.Autometrics.I remember you from before, ma 'am.Let me see requires glasses.She does have glasses on.

I think she good.I bought you a backpack to say legs, man.You are good to go.Here we go.Thank you so much.Let me just double check.

I just changed the game for us.Look what I bought us.So if they steal us something, these things gonna beep when they walk out.

It's right here, Dashie.Look, the flashlight right here.

Dashie, right here.

Dashie.What what are you at right here?I'm back back outside.I see thanks for all right here.All right Okay, what you got back here?What's in the bag?

Let me see.Uh, the license plate should match the registry.It's worn down car, but still legal Okay, let me check the plate real quick and put that down two nine four.Why what we got two?Wagon extremely rusty and dirty Details of the okay.I think I think I think he good too.

Yeah, I think he good Somebody said he just like me I got some music boomWillie Nelson, not gonna lie.Turnin' on some music.

Willie Nel - Willie!

Yeah, I swear.What about you?Okay, you're gonna have to send me your favorite track, cuz I gotta kick me on some Willie Nelson.

I got you.Cuz I'm not - I'm not too ed - too educated.What you throwin' on when you get in the car?Wu -Tang.

Just get the vibe.Feel that?Yeah, you're good to go sir, you have a good night.Yeah, you're good.

You're good sir.He's back!He's back!Reloading!Killing gas again!

Getting just restocked.

Let's see what we got here.Neatly trim the beard.Okay, let me see what he's talking about with that.

Yeah, that ain't it.

Neatly trim.Is it neatly trimmed along the sleeves?I think so.Okay, okay, okay.Let me see, so I don't, I don't exit from his ID.Should I ask him some questions or you think he's good to go?

You know what, just based off first look, I think he might be good to go.If you want to be extra vigilant though, you could.

Being, being in business.

Wait, Dashie, use the lens, use the lens.What?

Scan him.Oh yeah, okay.So what are you supposed to see?Does it look, look different?He looks fine.You're supposed to see if he like, uh.

Yeah, I think, let me try it too.

That's right.

Oh no, he good.He good?Yeah, he good.

Sir?Oh, boss call, boss call.We got a call.Rise and shine, knucklehead.It's the boss.They joined another, uh, uh, yes.

Roaches.Roaches!

Those things.Steal something out of here, cause I shoulda swore we had a customer.Trippin'.Oh, I know.If we didn't.Another roach in here.

Spray him.

I got him, hold up.

Come here.Got him.That is where it's at.Yeah, I do like the spray gun.Another one.Where's all the - Yo, Dashie, where the customers at?

It's a little too quiet up in here.

Oh, we got Sherlock Holmes coming in.Oh, Lord.Okay, let me see what he's talking about.Let me see what he's talking about.Hey, he's looking clean.We haven't gotten a single doppelganger today.

You think he might be the one?Hey, he might be.We need to keep an eye on him.

Make sure he don't still know he got that big old jacket on.

He might turn to eight.What's he doing?Uh -huh, I see him.Okay, let's see what's going on with Inspector Gadget.Why did the calendar killer not strike last night?Why is he so concerned about that?

Yeah, did you want him to?

Shouldn't that be a good thing?His whole thing was eight people on the eighth floor.of every month.He's done.He's done it for the last six.Golly.

Is he dead?Yeah, we killed him, sir.To look further into it.Huh?All right.Let me, let me scan.

This is the guy that ain't had no, uh, no picture on his ID.He's a private investigator.Hey, the scanner looks good though.Okay.He looked good.All right.

Last time we let him go.Cause he didn't, you know, he's a private detective.So he ain't got no picture or nothing.Alright, so he might be good.

He might be good.Sir, I'm so sorry about this roach.Let me handle that.Sir, you go on.Keep on detecting.Yes, sir.

You have a good night.

Who's that?Oh, it's Clyde.That's my homie right there.Yeah, Clyde.

We gotta check, though, because one of these times, Clyde...Let me read us some reviews real quick.Definitely better than some nearby stations.Well kept.Definitely better than some nearby stations.Two people said that.

Thank you.Nice to meet you, bud.See, Clyde...Yo, Clyde.Yeah.

What?Wait a second, wait a second.Sheriff, let me ask him.Townsheriff, pleasure to make your acquaintance.See, he's talking about like it's the first time we met.First thing you ought to know about me, I'm usually in uniform.

Let me scan him, Dashie.Let me make sure.

Yo, yo, use the scanner.Yeah, use the scanner.Yo, yo, it could be two things.My man is kind of old.

So, you know, maybe he got a little like Alzheimer's or something.Yeah.I don't know.But the thing is.

This is where the birth is.Yeah, what's up?The scanner don't show nothing.Need him to close his eyes and count to three.

You know what?I'll count for you, Clyde.Close your eyes.Count.

Let's count.

One, two, three.Yep.We had to handle that.Yep.It had to be done.Pick this up.

Yep.Hey, there's a leg or something over there down the aisle over there.I think roll it.Look at it over there.

Ma 'am, how you doing?You the chat just said idiots.

That was not the real Clyde, buddy.You look a little shaky.All right.

Why is she talking about, why is she talking about we look shaky?What's up with that?Vanessa.Okay, let me see.Bitch, non -human.

Hey, Vanessa, you better not be no Vanessa up in here.

Yeah, yeah.

No, that was good.Y 'all know that was good.

She's legit.Did you scan her?Yeah, I scanned her.I didn't see nothing on there.She might be good.She good.

She good to go.She good.Hold up.

Dashie, did you, did you scan her?her?No, I wasn't here!Dashie, you killed her.I was in the bath.The dentist!

Yo, the dentist appeared right behind her and killed her.Yo, the last thing I hear is, yo, what you making tonight?Tacos?And everything goes...

Oh my lord, she must have really not wanted some tacos.

What you making tonight?Tacos?Everything just goes dark.What happened, bro?For real, you didn't kill her?How you doing, sir?

I'm so sorry about this.Been working all day.Okay, this is the same dude from the night that we died on, except it's Barry.He is short this time, though, but he's unemployed.

Okay, hold up, hold up.Let me scan him while you do that.Yeah, go ahead, scan him.Nah, I'm scared.Bruh, he good?

I think he's good this time, I'm not gonna lie.Okay, let's go ahead and let him go.Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and restock while you're doing that.Oh, this door been open a whole night.You making tonight tacos in the world?You know what was key?

Yeah, I don't know.Y 'all gotta order some more stock.We out of boxes.Hold up.That got me shook up.Dude, I don't know what that was.

Oh, no.

Wait, wait, wait.What it say?What it say?Why is it doing this?We let one room.What?

We gotta deliver.Oh, no.Okay, here we go.Hold on.

I'm getting us some stock dropped off.One second.Okay, back.Hey Dashie, you grab the machine gun, I'm gonna get the flamethrower.Let's board this stuff up real quick.

I wonder who we let through.

Come over here by me real quick, once you get your gun.Crouch right beside me, crouch right on me, and let's just see how long it'll take before it notices us.Right here.Bad, yo, bad.

y 'all trippin

Bro, where is it at?

At the boomboxes.I'm dead.

Side with me.Yeah.I mean Chris, Chris Redfield walk around in public except I'm you and Chris Redfield the one walk.He got a leash on.Tell me it's glitch.Oh, no, it might be gg clean up.

Maybe we gotta clean up.All right, stay out here.I'm gonna be right back.It might be glitched See look, I can't pick up the spray bottle either.I can't interact with nothing.Oh, I was stuck in the chat dialogue Wait, we good.

All right, we all right.Let's go ahead and clean everything up before we go.

Okay.Okay Hey, you still Why are you still crouching me?That's on me see cuz get on that hook Yeah, he was on top of he crawled off when he saw it.

Hey, yo, I didn't know the flying dutchman dude could die because I shot him like a thousand times and he didn't die over for a minute.You know, 25 shrills with a five.Hey, you know what?All that's important is that we got through it.Yo, this game goaded though, bro.I'm not going to lie.

Man. I wish we could have got through two in a row with no anomaly though.Oh yeah.We got it.We got it.

That's it.Did I, did I get all the shelves?That's it.

Oh, they're saying you can scan the drivers too.I didn't even think about scanning the drivers.Oh, okay.

We're gonna have to find out.Okay, you ready?

Yeah, we good.We gotta go.Hold on.There's a coin in here.We good.Okay, bet.

Let's go.I'm ready.I got my gun just in case.Yeah, let's see if uh, let's see who we got wrong here.

Okay.

let's see.All right, let's see.What do we got?I'm sweating in real life after that one.Golly, I almost passed out.

No humans killed.Okay, no humans killed, which is good.That's good.Let's see.Oh, my bad.Yo, Silver with the fine bank.

A check for $20 is left on your front porch.Thanks for clearing out those roaches.Okay, that was a $20.We take those.Hey, that should have been at least $100.Yeah, we pay these bills every time.

A bill comes in the mail.Oh, trust that.Yep.You pay the bill and the medicine arrives soon after.You lose 40, but your pub P's conditions improve.

Hey, you know what that means?Every time you pay the bill, the animals come and they clean up the meat after we, uh, unfortunately kill somebody.Oh, that's true.Wait, a letter?

A letter has been in your mailbox.It reads, come see me tomorrow.Pub P won't get better unless you take extreme measures.What?It is signed by the veterinary clinic and that...What?

No, don't.

No, uh -uh.They better not.They better not, bro.

Yo.The she was a doppelganger area was I guess we was looking at the wrong.Hey, hey, I guess was looking in the wrong area Like that.I ain't gonna lie.Hey, this one was on me because I didn't use that She was the first customer and I didn't use the um, the machine to look uh, that's all right.Hey, it's fine We we still made it though.

We still we good we good.

That was a good one, bro.That was a good one Oh, it's raining blood.It's raining blood.

We're goodYeah, there's a missing dog is in get yet more Guillermo Labrador yellow collar reward $50.Okay.Okay.We got the phone number So if you show up, we go ahead and get and collect that that money we might we look you can do it, ma 'am Hey, man, who did Xena the warrior princess?Hey, ma 'am.

How you doing?

I like them earrings.

Don't mind me. I'm having a special warning As you may have noticed from the rain, a blood moon will occur tonight.For those unaware, blood moon signifies that entity attack is, yo, so no matter what, we gonna get attacked tonight.

We still gotta be careful though, because if we still let a doppelganger through, the attack's even stronger, so.That's true.We good though.Hey man, I really like that jewelry.

What's her name?Her name is Yasmin Carvalho.Yasmin Carvalho.Always wears gold jewelry.Okay, she got it like that.Yeah, you can find my home made jewelry.

Okay, she say she got an empty shot.That dude just blew up.My jewelry is real.Why wouldn't you?Why wouldn't it be real?I didn't ask you all that.

I don't have a jewelry tester on me.All right.But hey, hold on.Let's use a scanner.Let's use a scanner.Yeah, use that.

I think she good.I think she good.Okay, she go.She good.You're good, ma 'am.You have a good night, ma 'am.

Thank you.What are you buying?I bought us a whole bunch of useful stuff, I'm not gonna lie.Hey, we might be able to use it though.Okay, let's see.Alright.

I got us a big delivery coming through.Some plants, I might buy some plants.Let's go back do still need some gas let me see okay let me get let me get my flashlight let me look in thereHow you doing, sir?What can we do for you today?18 dollars worth of gas.

Okay, you got a bunch of like soccer jerseys or something in the back.Okay.Okay.Yo, did you scan him?

I'm gonna yeah, I scanned him.It didn't look like no he ain't got no license plate though.Yeah, he does.I'm gonna look up his license plate.FJ88.

It's my coaching outfit.He might be a coach.FJ88.Okay.Of course jersey.Those are um junior bears jerseys.

Don't tell me they just left them lying around back there.Yeah, they sure did sir.All right.How much gas you need?

$18.He's good to go too.I done ran all his information.He good.Yeah, he good.Yeah, he good.

Yo, we gotta do some restocking.Oh my goodness.Lord have mercy.That's great customer service.That is great customer service right there.

I'm trying.I'm trying to get them reviews up.I swear.Okay, everything's restocked.How you doing sir?I like that suit.

Nice suit nice suit man's warehouse.Maybe hey, it really suits him my fault I had to okay.

What do we got sir?Let's see what he's talking about.

Yeah, let me get this rat out of here All right, let me see what he's talking about here ew, all right look at the faceYeah.Yeah.Referred to as having a corporate lawyer, but...Okay.CAP!

Four more tires.Dear to the SHIT!

Oh!Let me get this roach outta here.Okay.Okay.Here's Roachin'.

Yup, yup.He might be good.He might be good.His story might check out.Where this roach goin'?Check everything.

Okay.Looks good.

Check his name.Walker.Okay.Okay.Where you walkin' to, sir?Hey, where's your brother, Runner, at?

Tough, Loki.Oh, he sure do.I'm not messin' with him.

Uh -uh.I hope he's all good, because I feel like, uh...Oh, sir, please don't.

Sir.I just cleaned it.

He didn't blow it up.Nuh -uh, it was pre -blown up, though.He just caught a disease.

He caught hepatitis or something going on.Okay, I mean it's got a band -aid on it butokay Okay, okay, he looks like you know what you might be all right.Yeah, you might be good.I think you go sir Thank you for your service appreciate that sir.Thank you.

Have a go one all right.We sold How you doing, ma 'am?Hope you're having a great night.That was great Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make the customers feel real welcome right there.

Yes, ma 'am.Evening.Been a busy day, uh, question mark?Hey, hold up.Let me look at her again.Huh.

Okay, interesting.Let me see her ID.Hold on.Okay, her name Linda.Supermarket clerk at Daryl's.Yup, similar to your job except the whole killing people thing.

Yeah, I remember her.We've got...

I know you ain't just steal something outta here!

She dead now!Plus she gay.Now, let me see where we at with this.Yo, wolf with the five.Hey, make sure you read this.Make sure you read this.

What?That, that, that?Well, who was that?You owe us life.You owe us life.What?

What?

Coming to the forest.What?Whoa, whoa.

What they talking?

No, why would it make us do this?Hey, we got a customer.We can't be doing all this.Nah, nah.I don't think we could do all this.We ain't even got no umbrella.

Nah, nah.Hey, let's handle the customer, and then we'll do it.I'm going to restock.OK, he ain't stealing nothing.Dashie, you got a gun.

We got to go back, but you have us well.

Yep.Gigi, we are cooked.Oh.We are cooked.Let me grab one I guess we ain't got no choiceI'm grabbing it.

Oh, it hurts.It hurts.It hurts.Okay.Look, I'm good.I'm good.

I got 170.Yo, who was...Okay, we need one more, I guess.I don't know what kind of ritual we performing, but we do...

Who is that?

Yeah, we back.We back.Just waiting.We gonna get fired.We ain't gonna make rent.I'm sorry about the delay.

What you doing, man?I like that you got on.

She looking clean.Hey, we got...Okay, this...I like that.She probably made her own dress.

I like that.

It's just people make it sound fancier than it is.Okay.Let me see.Extremely pale complexion.She might be vampire.Uh -huh.

Don't worry.I'm not sick or anything.Let me see what else you got going on.Only wears black.That checks out.OK. I'm taking care of this rat.

Scanner.Scan her.Scan her.Okay.Ma 'am, I'm gonna need you to close your eyes real quick.On the count of three, we're gonna have a surprise for you.

You ready?Go ahead.One, two, three.Lost your mind.That is crazy.Here we go.

Here we go.Let's set everything up.I got landmines and everything, Dash.You lock in.Hey, be careful walking right here.I'm setting up a mine right here, Dash.

You be careful.Setting up booby traps, all kinds of stuff.Yeah, be careful.Grow up.Wait, where the blinkies at?They ain't going that way.

So you clutched up with that music box, though.Crazy.

It's about time.It's my part.Yeah, no, we good.Here we go.You arrived at a veterinary clinic.Instructed yesterday, the vets greet you with a somber look, a somber look.

Unfortunately, puppy's disease is adapted to the medicine.Medication alone won't help.Yo, puppy got a hot surgery.If the pet dies, I will be leaving a negative review on this game.

You done lost your mind.

The surgery would cost 200.Oh, yo, we could do that.We could make that in a night.We could make that in a night real quick.We just got to make sure we don't kill too many people.He pauses, then adds.

And to be blunt, it needs to happen within three days, though.All right.Oh, they get their money tomorrow.

How much money do you have, $144?

I do have $144.

Are we going to be able to do that?Wait a second.Jasmine was a doppelganger.She was a oh because when you look through the lens, it wasn't there I didn't even think that could be an anomaly.Oh my well now we know see chat.I told y 'all Vivian was an anomaly y 'all was over here tweaking because y 'all y 'all y 'all need help.

That's right.You tell them you take the table.They was tweaking because you know that.Yeah.All right a new night checking on this boy.Here we go.

Wait, I don't is it possible that we can get up to 250 in three days chat?Is that even possible?It's gonna have to be probably cannot.Some on the roof?Wait, what?He was up there.

He just crawled off.He was up there to get his wife.

Oh, my lord.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.You know what?He'll get some money on him.

Ain't no joke.We might actually have to.Let me see.

I'm collecting some coins.the store fund that we use in the shop isn't the same as the money that we personally have is it Yeah, you know what?I don't know.Let me spend this.We'll see what it's not.

Yeah, we need we need them $10 Okay, so yeah the money that we spend on the computer doesn't affect our personal balance so we're good Okay, we got two coins.How many coins is it per spin?Five coins?Yeah, that's crazy.

Ooh, hat.Bunny ears!Yo, that's a coincidence.You got the bunny outfit with the little joint in the arms.Yo, true.

I'm in it again.

That's crazy.

What is this?What is this?

I heard something.I heard something weird.

Gas mask?

Who we looking like, hunk?Gas mask?

Hey, I see you.I see you.Let's hit it again.

All right.Last time.

Last time.Oh, yeah, last.Yeah.

Okay, no, but wait.

We have 142, though.Hey, let's do some more spinning one more time.

Another hat.Clown knows.Nah, we ain't doing that.Nah, I'ma just stick to my bunny ears.Me too.Hit it again.

Yeah.

Ooh.

Come on now.We got 10 coins.We take those.

That's two free spin skis.

True.Go ahead.I'ma do the next one.No.Oh, lie.Here we go.

Give me that 10.Let me see.

Yes.

Hit it again.Last time.Yeah, last time, last time.

Yo, one more time.We got two, right?

Yeah, let's do two more hits and we done.

Chat, we only doing this so we can have enough money for the vet.Y 'all want the pets to die?Y 'all talking about L addicts.We trying to save our pets here.We trying to get some money.

$10.Ooh, a hat.

What that is?

Okay.

Okay.Okay.I don't know, but hit it again.That's kind of crazy.All right.Last one.

Last one.Okay.

We got to get at least $30 out of this.

We did it.

There it is.Say less.Okay.

We got $30.Let's keep it moving.All right.Let's read the board real quick.Midnight news.Power outage hits East District.

Neighborhoods in darkness a blackout hit the east side just after midnight last night crews hope to restore power in two days We probably have a lot of customers now because everybody coming over Yeah, let me read the note real quick There's been a hold up there's been a rising activity in troublemakers in the area these these are humans that'll come in and find any way to annoy their customers and Unfortunately, since they're humans, you may only deal non -lethal damage to them.For example, throwing toilet paper at them.You can do that?Okay, so if there's a troublemaker dash you, they have like the demon emoji above their head.So that's how you know you got to throw toilet paper at them.Okay, got it.

Hey there, you got any Delft on beer today?What's Delft?I don't even know.

I just bought an ATM that we're about to bring real money in.I just bought an ATM machine, guys.I got that to get delivered right now.

He unemployed, yeah, you wouldn't expect that.Yo, he's talking kind of funny, low -key.What's he talking about?Yo, like, read the way he's talking.What was that?That was the delivery.

The way he, I know, I know, been working on my car.Yo, yo, hold up.Hold up.Hold up.Something's not right about his speech.Hold on.

Uh, what's his name?

Something's not right about his speech.

Travis Dunn.Hey, you about to be done.Cause we finding some problems here, sir.

Wait, wait, wait.Don't kill him.It say he talk with a lisp.I'm gonna scan him.I'm gonna scan him.It say he talk with a lisp.

He almost got caught just now.

Ma 'am, you come in here every night and blow this bathroom up.It's always you.I've seen you do it about 10 times.

Please stop.Yo, he might be good.He just got a little bit of a lisp.She just blew it up again.All right, sir.Who's Charmin Bear in here?

He about to bring that toilet paper in here.Humans?Other humans?Yo.

scan him real quick.Hey, he's a bear on the scan.

No, he said other humans don't feel so bad Let me type his name.

What's his name?Let me type him in real quick before we do anything, right?

I'm gonna let you do it though.Let's say there ain't no Herbert's in here.What you want to do about this?Chat, what y 'all think?I know it's tough.This is a bear -y hard decision.

Would you be able to live with yourself?It's not a real bear.It's a doppelganger.It's not a real bear.But what if it is, though?Said other humans.

And what bear you know, Tom?Remember, when the other animals came through, it was on my thumb.Listen, I'mma put it to you like this.Either do you want to deal with cuz at the end of the night, or you want to get this bear up out of here.What you want to do?I'mma leave that up to you.

I'mma go to the other room.Hope I don't get attacked.I am so sorry about this if you are a real bear, but I really don't think you are because he said other humans and I'm not.get attacked right now and i hope not if you hear me screaming please come out oh my lord oh wait what's happening yo there's a blackout oh my yo it's done it's done it's done it's done and i want to apologize for that but you have to go okay it's all right he had to go he had to go It's a lot of bare meat over here.Let me go ahead and handle this I'm glad you did that This dude is stealing the soap.

He's squatting the soda machine.That's who is this brian chow.Come here He's squatting the soda machine.Yo, it's nasty.Oh my god, just spray painted some butt cheeks on the outside of the wall That was some butt cheeks.

Can we clean that up?Okay, so we got it.All right.Let me see what's going on with sir right here How you doing to um laundromat?Let me see what you're talking about.Ethan ball Ethan should own his house a little.

I smell like, smell like, yeah, if he smell like detergent.All right, let me, let me, let me, let me scan real quick.Yeah, scan him.Okay, okay Let me get a good whiff of see if he smell like tide or gain Okay, here we go.He's not like a little bit of Febreze on him.So he good.

Okay, sir What is that noise Somebody wrote the dentist never left on the outside Let me see.We gotta go.Yo, we are, yo, we are part of it.What should we do about this guy though?He ain't got no ID.He got his phone number and everything, but no ID.

He a real customer, real person.Let me scan him.Ain't nothing on the scanner.Oh, I already scanned him.What do you mean there's nothing on the scanner?He's invisible?

No, no, there wasn't nothing weird on the scanner, my bad.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.I'm not listening to a thing you're saying.You're just admiring your tender lips move.Yo, this man trying to holla at me.

This dude gettin' one dollar a gas.This dude, he ain't gonna be able to get out the parking lot.Scan it real quick.As much as I wanna kill him, remember it's gonna cost us money if we do it.We need to call the police on him.Station wagon, clean exterior, messy interior.

Let's just give him a dollar, the police will get him.We ain't gonna be able to kill him, cause we're gonna lose money.We need all the money we can get.

Hold up.

Really don't you know, I'm a stock shelves you you got to enter this customer because I really don't know what to do about that Sir, look here, buddy.You being real weird to my co -worker here and to begin to be quite frank with you I don't appreciate it.So, you know what?I'm just gonna check your stuff out and just get up out of here Okay, you have a good okay.

Thank you Yo, let me scan him attention all customers if you see a dead body in the bathroom It's a halloween decoration.

Just want to let y 'all know good look on that.

Yeah, mumble temple down Earl You should visit sometime and to say he bought the shell even if some simple ass.Okay.Wait, what?We let go of the self even okay.I see what you're saying.Yo, I he might he might be Let me scan him.

Let me scan him.Yeah, scan him scan him.Okay He's floating on here.

No scan him and he faces you directly.

Wait a second.

This dude is looking moist Look at that dude over here looking moist

Sir, are you this dude's name is Gilbert?Take good care of you.Hey, you make him uncomfortable, sir.You boys love that about wait what that he's overweight.

That's great, sir.You know, is that what you asked him?I know you didn't just walk in here and litter and walk out, sir.You gotta be kidding me.You need to have some respect.What was that?

What that was the uh, sherlock holmes, dude No, you know what's crazy.Oh, we met two of them.Oh my goodness.Oh, oh man Okay, here we go.

Here we go I got some stuff though.

I think they're gone.I should have bought some more.We good though.We good for who it was Yo, we need to buy more stuff we do we need to do we're on a shopping spree on the next shift Let's do the strategy where we hide in the corner for as long as we can until they come out.Which, uh...Yeah, we're good.

Because the, uh, the health goes down anyway, as long as they're just walking around.So, yes, the less...

I hope you're not going down that much.I hear the music box.

LET IT SING!Yeah, I don't know what's up with that Get that sludge hammer real quick clean this up handle it those boxes though.I'm not gonna lie cuz I don't know where the things be at Yeah, we doing good I Swear, I don't know what be going on.Let's spray this.Yeah that body I don't know what happened to bro in there where we had to have got a lot of money I think we get money for restocking to Okay, somebody said they think the dentist is nearby a gg.

Oh, no, I still got my machine gun with me.

Let me reload that Yeah, I think we good.Let me get this roach out of here real quick.Let's get it.

Let's get it.

Oh God, are we good?Okay, careful.

Be careful.Be careful.Don't don't don't count chickens yet.Yeah Yeah, we good.

We good 13 two more.Yeah, no humans.

So let me see who uh who we let slidetwo days.I know it's only got $169.Wait, we're not gonna make it.We're gonna try.We're gonna try.

Okay.Oh, what?Ethan was a dummy.The newspaper mentions a power outage in the east.Oh, that's kind of quick.The fact the fact that you got to put that together that is on the east side and then he kept mentioning.

Now we got to read that a lot better.And also this dude who is this guy?

He who is this?Was he a driver?That was a dude that was rolling in with with the no shirt on.That's my bad.That was actually my my bad.Okay.

Okay.

Yo, baby.

Thank you more vigilant this.

Yeah, we good.I don't think we're gonna be able to get enough money, bro.I'm scared.See?Let's see.Two more nights.

Some extra stuff to get that money.

Yeah.

Wait, now, hold up.

Hey, I throw cheats for some money.I ain't a buddette.

Can you open the door?Because I'm just trying to put this down, but it wants me to board it.Yeah, I got you right here.All right, let me read the note.

The Midnight News, resident missing for the third week.Another dude, nude, my fault.Midnight Towns County Fair was a success.Strong turnout.So look at this note, Dashie.This dude's missing.

So if he walks in, it's a problem.Okay.

Okay.

Got it.Wait, unknown message on the email.You cannot, you cannot afford a surgery.Can you call the sheriff tonight?Convince him to visit the store tomorrow.Kitty will live a long life.

Wait, we need to call the sheriff tonight, tell him to come to the store tomorrow.So on purpose, yo, they trying to kill the sheriff.

Yeah, but hey, it's working.

On purpose, they knew.High key.

Okay, so.Hey, I think we should do that.How you doing, man?Mark the comments.Who's calling?Yeah.

My phone.Hey, I'll see you.

We got me calling the sheriff.

Hey, I'm going to go handle the car real quick, Dashie.

Okay.Yes, have to pick up a job thanks to the divorce.very short hair yes and i do anything for little leo and ben this is a wedding photographer song

Why does she have a wedding flyer from 1984?It's 1993 in the game.What did you do over there, sir?Wait, wait, wait.What?What's going on?

Hey, she has a she has a wedding flyer in her passenger seat from 1984.Go look at it.

1984.

Yeah, read the flyer on the floor.

It says it's from 1984.It's 1993.Let me ask her about it.Okay.Maybe she's just been chilling here like she had this on the floor of the car.

Oh, she just said that's where I'm coming back from right now.I had a wedding on willow brook lane.Oh, is that so ma 'am?Oh my god lost your mind.

She had to go.Yeah, I was lying.There she yeah, what you doing right here?I thought you just went inside

Yo, they just dropped off some bodies

construction zone sir long shift today mate wait a minute been in pest control 40 years now hard to remember where i started honestly yo what did that guy on the flyer look like he has a short sleeve shirt in the flyer so i don't think that's him okay yo i was outside i thought you was getting gunned down in here i didn't know that was You'd be amazed what tries to live inside people's walls, okay?Always wear long sleeves.Okay, that checks out as well.Yep, keeps the bugs off, he says.Neatly trimmed beard.Hey, wait a second.

Wait a second.Wait, wait, wait.Before we jump to conclusions.That decision ain't gonna get me killed, is it?Wait, what did he say?That he shaved it?

Hold on.

I don't know, what are you trying to say?

They only updated the description last week.I shaved this morning, though.He said he shaved.Uh -huh.Wife's been wishing it gone for a while.Cap!

That decision ain't gonna get me killed, is it?Yo, what do you think, though?Neatly trimmed beard.What if he actually did shave it, though?Let me scan him.Yeah, yeah, scan him.

See what he talk about.I mean, he look good on the scan.What am I, what am I hearing?Wait, check his wife, sir?What's your wife's name?What's his wife's name?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.What, let me see.Uh, what does it say?Oh, yeah, he didn't say his wife.He just says wife.But he didn't say his wife's name.

Yo, type in Brant.Hold on, let me type in Brant.See his last name, Brant.Macy Brant.Occupation, teacher.So you're looking for, um, here, mate.

Nice.Wait, it's 1993!

It's 1990, he looks way older than to be born in 1974.That would mean he's 19 years old.

March 15th, 1954.Oh, nevermind.No, no, that might check out.

Wait, what's his wife say?

But it's this whole Brent thing that's, hold on, let me see.Macy Brent.

1952.Bro, I think he might be good, no joke.

Yeah, but it doesn't say, you know, when we mention...

Wait, he been working for 40 years?Been in pest control for 40...Somebody just took a dump.been in best pest control for 40 years now and he was born when and it's 1993 so we gotta do a little math and i'm gonna leave that up to you he was born in 1954 so that would mean he's how old right now 54 64 74 84 94 wait so how old is he that means he's 39 years old so that means he started working in pest control when he was negative one years old you know what that means They did that, yeah, they caught that, yeah.Yeah, yeah, they caught that one.

because I didn't even pay no attention to that.That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.Yeah, well, what's up?What's up?

Oh my Lord, wait, uh...He just left, I tried to shoot him, he left.Oh my luck.Hey, let me just grab these.Thanks.Okay.

Let me see what this lady talking about.Karen, uh, Whitfield.All right.Let me see what she's talking about.Real estate agent.Okay.

Yup.A damn good one as well.I'll send it your way from a million dollar closing.Okay.$1 ,000 ,000 clothing.Where's gold jewelry?

Hey, we got a scanner and see if the scanner shows her jewels on a snake just walked in.

Hold up.

There are literally I saw I saw little reminders of what looks like yo is her jewelry showing up?

Yes, she has the jewelry on.

Okay, does she turn when you come from the back to know she good.She good.

She good on a scanner.

Yeah, we got on this one.1965.Let me see.You think she good?I think she good.I think she I think she good.

All right, Karen.Have a great night.Good luck on that billion dollar sale.Yes, ma 'am.Thank you.

How you doing Gertrude?Hope you're having a good night.

You know, some crazy sound.

I don't know what's going on out there.I think we're doing good though right now.I think so too.

What this guy talking about?Okay, hold on.Oh, we need to call the sheriff.Oh, we do.How do we call the sheriff?Would you like a candy?

Yo, this lady said I look tired man.Listen catch some streams late at night I'm a little tired, but we gonna get through it tired.She's talking about do I want some candy?Let's get itit.Hey, take some, Loki.

Well, what do we have?Let me see what's going on.Occupation, unemployed.Wait, wait, wait.Wait a second.It say she was born 1990 over here.

Nuh -uh.

Let me scan her real quick.Let me scan her.Hold up.What am I doing?Let me scan her.Born 1990.

Ma 'am, it's 1993.That would mean you were three years old.That doesn't make any sense right here.And what three -year -old gonna be named Agnes?Yeah, Agnes, what you talking about?So we so we can pay the bill Oh, we got a wait, okay.

Wait, Dash.

What's going on?Now look at his tag on his picture on the computer.And all.

and and oh wait a second it's off by wait wait a second do the thing do do the what are you talking about where you at i'm talking about that thing right there yeah good catch right there i'm not gonna lie to you had to be done how you doing sir there you go get them trash bags thank you i'm scared i'm gonna be honest could you make this real quick he's being rude yeah he's being rude read that work soon oh boy he's saying gotta get back to work let's check on that all right let me see occupation night shift warehouse supervisor Yeah, let's go.Yeah You gotta be pissed at meOh my goodness.No.I bought one.

Yeah, we got to, we got it though.

Yup, yup, I'm good.How do we?Is there another phone?There's only one phone.It says answer the phone.That's the only option.

Wait, wait, wait.Dial up.No, that's not.That ain't got nothing to do with that.

How do you call to show?No, because we got to do that because we ain't trying to have them pets die.Go home and then call?Oh, is it going to give us an option after?Maybe.It better.

Yeah, there's no other phone.Let's hope that's what it is because, hey, we ain't having that.Oh, I forgot I got us a water cooler.

Look at that.All right, let me take the plane.Let me see.Hold a bit.No, I can't pick it up.I do want some water.

I swear Yeah money for that.Oh, it does it automatically.Yo, what?Yeah, there's a big old explosion in the floor.

Okay, we all cleaned up.Hold up.

There's a body out there.

Yo, I dropped what?Hey, watch out.Oh, there's a body part out here.Okay.Oh, okay.Safe.

All right, yo, let's get home safe and sound.Yeah, let's get it.

I'm trying to make sure we're not uh missing an opportunity to call.

Okay, well, what do you want to check?Because the phone They say only answer, it doesn't give us an option to call nobody.I think we're good.Alright, you want a dip?Yep.Let's get it.

GG.Oh boy.Come on, let us in this bus.Yep.Okay.Oh boy.

And we didn't do this before gambling, did we?

Yes.And especially on this last night.Yep.Okay, we surpassed a quota.Okay, we got $191.Yeah, we ain't gonna make it.

Let me see, let me see what we did with these double gangers.During today's ship, you received an email.It claimed that if you call the sheriff, you visit him store tomorrow.Oh, yes.

It will be covered.We have to.

Call him, right?

Yes, we have to.We're calling him.

Yeah, 100%.You called Clyde.He agrees to visit tomorrow.Well, hey, RIP Clyde.Hey, RIP, we doing it for the greater good.Yes.

One day remains until puppy's, uh, surgery bill, uh, is done.Puppy is, uh, barely clinging on to life.That's crazy.Why you have to throw pets in here?

Yeah, I swear.R .I .P.Clyde though, but I mean, we ain't got no other option.

Okay.Oh, she was a dope.Wait a minute.She came back from a date with her husband.The news revealed, uh, that he is missing.Oh my Lord.

The guy that was missing is her husband.How could we have known that though?

Bro, see they want you to do too much.I swear.Alright, we good.Last shift, here we go.She was the only one just because of her?Yep, just because of her.

Here we go, Dashie Knight.13 of 13, I think.Ain't this a 13 -9?

I'm pretty sure it is.

Alright, let's see what we got.That's nice.We finally about to see what happens.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

That's a dentist ain't it cuz it looks like look like yeah, it look like the dentist Okay, 45 years.I don't know if they really want us to Remember that that number I think oh my goodness.

I'm wearing this up one time.It's up one time Look what I got that shit.Look what I got.

Oh, I got a whole paper bag.Oh Okay, got two oh almost a tag they should have gave me that I feel bad for quad bro.I gotta check this email me too a little bit.I ain't gonna lie I'm not rocking that.

I'm not rocking that.Okay.Oh, there's a timer over his head.Somebody blew the bathroom.Okay.Customers are beginning to leave without paying if they wait too long.

Oh, so we got, we got a kiss on his meter running out.What's his name?Okay.Dimitri.

Okay.Are you checking out?Hold on.Flores.He's a forest.When I work with flowers, uh, becomes quite.

Oh my Lord.It doesn't look the same.

It doesn't look the same.Mark on the right face.Does it look different?It looks different when I look at him versus what it looks like on a picture.He's tall.

Does the scanner check out?

Yeah, he is tall, but the scanner checks out.I can't yo, the bird looks a little different It looks so much different, bro Okay, here we go.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.

I had to yeah Okay, uh, let me scan his id a kevin larkins insurance sales.I work with insurance claims Mostly it's not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills Informal wear okay dress shirt and a tie always professional Oh my lord, well human dead right there.I feel like he might check out this guy.He's tall.It's insuranceOkay.

she was back in bro all right let's check on this guy evening friend you look tired see again with the tire i'm a little tired but i'll be all rightHe good.

He good.Chat, he good.This dude good.Oh, I gotta look up Janet Davis.You right.Hold up.

Okay, yeah, look her up.And also, let's not forget to get items for tonight, because it might be a crazy one.

Yeah.

Cause of death, mutilation.

Say what?Yeah.She dead?Nah, the dude that he's coming from her funeral.He good to go.Oh, okay.

He might have killed her.Date on the invite.Oh, let me double check.Yeah, the date on the invite.She was born in 1936.On the invite.

Where she actually born.

He was a doppelganger it's all good Careful now, keep this up and you'll have me out of work.And he's throwing jokes too.I feel so bad.My occupation sheriff of the best town in the West.This is really him.This is sad.

Often in uniform, visible in ID.Just washed him last night, yo.And he also just washed his uniform.I feel so bad.

I'm sorry, Clyde.

Finding me out of uniform.Oh, my sis.Got them all, don't I?He really he really is him Clyde we It's a good dude right here.

I feel really bad about this, but like we got pets we need to take care of Let me let me scan them.

Let me scan them real quick.Let me scan them just just to do our due diligence Okay, he good.He good.That's really Clyde.Oh boy.Notice.

He ain't even got a timer on him, right?No, cuz he cuz he got patience cuz he a good dude Okay, so let me ask you something.Do we have everything we need for tonight?Because I think it's about to go down.

I do think we have everything we need.Yes.Okay.

Well, let's go ahead and check Clyde out.Clyde.Here you go, sir.Oh my God.No.Oh, no.

We gonna see it on.Who are you?He is question marks.He ain't even buying nothing.What is he just?Is he gonna cut us a check for what he gonna do with that money?

Zealot to us.What?We gave you what you want.We need the money for the vet bills.Please.Yeah.

Well, cash out what you want to do sir because we do need we handle you and now you're gonna have to give us this money what's up please yo i don't know what i don't know what to do he ain't got nothing but question marks on him should we try to kill him what we gonna do wait first let's run the pockets on him and then let's kill him wait should wescan them?What should we do?No, no, that's the Clyde just left his ID over here wait can we scan this I think Clyde just left his ID never he never got his I don't know what to do Oh my goodness, we done got turned into a burrito and eaten and we be a doo doo out.Oh my lord.What's happening?

No, I didn't hear me.What just happened?I ain't gonna lie, you clutched up right there.I died halfway through and I couldn't talk to you no more.Oh my lord.Yo, that was straight cinema.

You just carried on that one.Oh my goodness.I don't know, something just took over my body.Yeah, you was cookin'.I'm not gonna lie, you was straight cookin'.Your shift is done.

Your shi - oh.I don't even feel right cleaning up Clyde's body, bro.I'm gonna leave him later.Let's just go.Yeah, I'm gonna leave him later.

If it's a live shift, should we just go or what?Yeah, forget this place.We got the money.Let's get out of here.

We better go start up a YouTube channel for this money.You got me messed up.Oh my lord.Did we get the money?

Or the mist?

Actually, where our money at?

You make your way to the bed, still shaken by your strange dreamlike encounter with the dentist.The reception informs you that puppy has already covered by an anonymous...Okay, so puppy is good?Yeah.Let Clyde die in exchange for pet's life.In the end, you saved Pug P. The surgery was paid for in full, just like the email promised.

So they kept their word.

Yeah, well, your pets live, but Clyde died.

An emotional funeral was held for the beloved sheriff of Midnight Town.Only you knew you traded him for all of mine.

I feel so sad.P. Clyde, yo, this game was so good.

This save file has changed to Pug P.mode.You may continue playing endlessly Puppy will join you in all future shifts.Yo, can we just have a moment of silence for cloud, please?Yes moment of silence moment of silence moment of silence R .I .

P.

R .

I .P.

Yeah, I'm not about to approach.

No, you got me messed up.There's a flashlight here.Okay, I guess we beat the game.We beat the game.I think we made the right move and move at the same time.But you know, it is what it is.

Either way.This was still a it was fun, bro.I'm not gonna lie.

This was actually so this was fire.This was fire.Yo, and then first of all, shout out to my audience who say I never finished games.Guess what?

I just did.

We just finished the game.

You dropping you dropping it friday to part two friday.This is dropping friday.Trust that dude this yo, we gotta play something soon too, bro This was fun for real believe that astro chat was popping off and then we're gonna also hop on and play something else because this was clean I know it's late for you.You got to be tired chat w dash you for real go sub to my homie dashy on youtube dashy games on youtube

give him a sub, pushing 10 million.What you talking about?Appreciate you on that.Yo, Jack, I want to say thank y 'all for welcoming me with open arms, you know, to the homie K -Soul's stream.I appreciate y 'all.

Yes, sir.This game was actually so good.It was so good we did a two -part to it.We had to we had to I swear I feel accomplished and it's bittersweet though, you know, we had to kill Clyde, but we saved our pets again It was what the right decision was, but it had to be W game to game of the year for real.

This was actually really good amazing Oh is crazy Absolutely crazy.We can't even do the outro right there.Yeah, I do not blame you.

That is crazy We were sitting there having a somber moment and it ruined it That is crazy.

Listen, let's hurry up.Okay, let's help for somebody else come.I swear, uh, me Okay, so appreciate it and we'll definitely get on something else.Uh soon.We'll figure out was a uh fire game to get on againIt was a great There's another part.

It go like this.

That was straight cinema though, bruh.That is my GOAT right there, chat.That was actually so fun.That was a really good game, too.Chat, shout out Dashie for real.Go sub to my boy on YouTube, man.

No joke.Go sub to my boy on YouTube.If y 'all don't know, that's literally where I got my biggest whole inspiration from to do this.That's literally my GOAT right there, actually.Best content creator that ever lived right there.No joke.

Actually the GOAT.shout out dashi for real that was such a good game too chat for real game of the year like actually game of the year bro that was so good i'm sad about clyde though man that game was good i'm glad we saved kitty and puppy but man i'm sad about clyde chat r .i .p clyde for real bro chat r .i .p clyde happy humbles burger colt with dashi in the future that would that would be cinema too no joke that would actually be cinema