SIDEMEN ABANDONED IN ASIA

Yes, yes, my favourite.Oh, you're killing me.Left, left, left.Oh yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it.We got this today.We are abandoned.

What are your guys' instincts about being abandoned in Thailand?Mortified, mate.No hands, phones.Get in!Out!I've dropped the boys in three different remote locations outside Bangkok, leaving them with nothing more than a basic survival kit.

Their mission is to be the first team to meet me back on this rooftop bar in central Bangkok after completing their challenges.Bear in mind, none of them have been to Thailand before, they can't speak the language, and it's boiling hot.This might be the hardest abandon they've ever done.Doing this again.Oh, it's like being flashback.I can't see!

Oh my, oh goodness.Right, moment of truth.Fuck, it's bright.Oh wow, oh wow!Oh, it's really nice.Oh, it's really bright.

Mate, this isn't bad at all.This is nice.Well...This doesn't look like anywhere we've seen.50 -50.We either run that way or run that way.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.So why are we sprinting?That way.Look what I've got.Oh, you.You ain't got one for me, no?

I actually picked this up yesterday.Do I look cool and cute?The issue you face is nothing is in Latin.Well, nothing's in Latin.There's a squiggle on that thing.That's not right.

It is, there's time.No.I don't think where we are anyone speaks English at all.No.But I see what I see.I see vehicles.

Yeah, there are vehicles and there are people.There is life, so that's good.I thought we were going to be in the middle of the jungle or something.There's bikes over there, maybe.Okay, we got trousers, just in case we go to somewhere holy, I assume.Okay.

Just can't wear shorts.We've got Pringles.Oh, they're fans.They're like fans you can put in your T -shirt or something.This is just going to make us sweatier, though.Is this the sea?

Would you call it a sea?I wouldn't call it a sea.Is it a reservoir?How much for a sip?No, no, no, no.How much?

We don't play those games over here.No, no, no, no.Should we investigate the shop?I thought it was going to give us the most clues, no?We need to get down the stairs again.Also, that bloke.

That music cut was unreal, by the way.That was an unreal cut on the radio.Who is that bloke?Sorry.Right.No, this is cool and that, but how do we get home?

I say let's just get sweaty, man.Let's just embrace it.Oh, no.You want to read it?It's my first abandon, so I'm quite excited.So I want to read the rules and see what's happening on the other side.

Go ahead.We have rules.You cannot use your own phone or anyone else's Google Maps.You can only spend 45 minutes on a transport at a time.That's actually...That's quite a long time.

That is quite a long time.That's going to be tricky.We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.Can't use a taxi twice in a row.Oh.But we can use it twice.

You must use three different transports at some point in your day.Train, boat, tuk -tuk.As in we have to use them or...You must.Okay, okay.You must complete all the tasks before finishing.

Okay.The list, of course.Right, yes.Give a stranger a hug.Race another person whilst only hopping?Race?

Race another person whilst only hopping?hopping.In this heat.Get five waves from old Thai ladies.Purchase some Thai silk.Okay.

Take a selfie with an animal you would not be able to find in the UK.Eat durian.Eat durian?No.What's durian?Fruit.

That's that stinky shit.That's that stinky fruit.Sick vomit fruit.Oh, nice.Find and wear a unique outfit.Best outfit gets a reward.

What I normally do on these things is just try and get there, and then once we're there, you figure out the rest of it.But like, if we can do on any other way.Well, yeah, here in Bangkok, any of that is very easy to do.Yeah.Although, take yourself an animal with you, and yeah.A stranger a hug.

If someone, like, gives us a lift and give a hug at the end.Oh, thank you.Do they like being hugged in Thailand?I don't know.Well, this might be the easiest one.Yeah, let's see what happens first, because I'm looking around.

And I don't know what we're looking at.Let's, you know what, let's feed the fish.All right, go on.Cough up the bat.Wait, it's really hot.I got 20!

Yes!For my own personal collection of money that I didn't have.Yes!Nice.In she goes.Look at them, bro.

They're ready.They're raring.What are they?They ain't in the UK, look.They are some big old gobs, they do.They're quite cute, actually, you know.

All right.Bloody hell.Let's get some blood flow.Yeah, Ethan, I wouldn't do that in this heat, mate.All right, look, because I'm going to get excited here.No, Ethan, I wouldn't do that in this heat, mate.

Why?when you get hot, mate.How much bat do we have?And what's the conversion?I wanna know what I'm offering out here as like payment.A thousand bat is 23 pounds.

A hundred bat is two pound 30.Okay.We have like, oh, we got a couple of thousand.So we got like a hundred quid, 200 quid.We got 10 ,000 bat, I think, 200 quid.All right.

We don't know which way to go.There is a building there.Yeah.I think we go in there.Yeah, sure.We might be able to get a hug.

Do we randomly hug them?I think - Or do we ask?Yeah, okay.I feel like -be like an attack, otherwise.Check out the public toilet.

Yeah.Could do with a wee.You want me to bench press, bro?Should I spot you?I've got this, G, trust me.What the fuck?

I need to come back a bit.Oh, we're fucking getting it.The world is my gym.Stop cheating.Stop rubbing it on the thing, bro.Yeah, see?

See?But I'm just dinging it, bro.No control.No control.I'll control these fucking nuts in your gob in a minute, mate.Pretty cool idea, though, to have that outside.

You can get a good workout in here.Good.Don't get stage fright.Hello.Finished?Yeah.

Can you wash your hands?I've already done them.What?I already did it before I started.Ah, so you're the kind of guy that washes hands and then...Yeah, yeah, because my willy's clean, isn't it?

Hey, do you speak English?Bangkok.That way, that way.Halfway there.That wasn't helpful at all.He did point this way.

OK.Might have to go down this thing, you know.Oh, yes.Perfect.Oh, God.Oh, this is actually just insane.

This is slightly long.This is insane.People live here?I mean, that's a restaurant.Oh, that's a monk.I don't know if I trust them.

I don't want to get involved with the monks.How do you say this?Khao cha?Yum.Do you speak English?Oh, OK.

Sorry, is it possible to ask where the toilet is?Or do you have a toilet?Outside?Yes, yes.OK, OK.It's all monks, bro.

It's actually all monks.Is it a monastery?Yeah, it's like a religious place.Oh, God.Are we in a monastery?Should we do a loop?

Should we just go?I don't think any geography skills help me here, guys.Where's the shade?I really want a coffee.Oh, there's a lady.She wasn't old.

Nah, I wasn't old.I'm scouting, bro, don't worry.These tuk -tuks are a good sign.We could steal this.I don't know about stealing.This looks like the best chance of...

Salt is a shop, right?Is it?I don't know.Well, we found someone that could speak English.Yeah, but she also did tell you that she specifically didn't speak English.Yeah.

Like, but she did.I think she just didn't want to talk to you.Yeah.Yeah.I'd be terrified of me as well.Uh, English?

Uh, Bangkok.Which way?Just that way.Okay.So just left and left.You stink at this.

No, no, I don't know.It's just, watch, watch, watch.Why is it folding like that?Oh, yes, bro.Oh, you did it.Well done.

Yeah.Hold that.And we're not wearing any long trousers.We are not.No, no.Let's turn back.

Let's get our knees out of this place before we get cursed for a thousand generations.They're wearing shorts.I think we're right.He's not wearing anything.Yeah, I think we're right on that front, actually.I mean, there's a boat there.

That's one of the tasks.Yeah, if we get to Bangkok, we can get a train.We can get a boat.we can get a car, anything.We can hug people.So I'm sure if we go soy cowboy, we can hug anyone.

Bro, you and this bloody soy cowboy match.That's guaranteed high fives.I can get more than a hug, bro.That's not a task.That's for you, that's for you, not me.Two and a half hours.

Two and a half hours.You must go to Phu Quoc first.To walk?No, by car.No, to walk.Oh, impossible.

Impossible.I walk maybe two or three days.Two or three days?Oh, okay.We don't have that long.Yeah, okay.

Train?Train.Potawam.Train.Potawam, okay.Thank you so much.

You've been...Thank you....great use.Thank you.Take care.Okay.

Are we walking?Yes.I feel like we're walking a little bit.I guess we have to, yeah.That old Thai lady?Nope.

That's a young, tall lady.That might be a schoolgirl.That's a child.Reckon that place looks open.Can you read the sign?Yeah.

What does it say?Watch yourself.I'm really scared we're going to stumble across a snake.Yeah?Yeah, I don't like snakes.We have that potential.

I don't want that potential.Wait, do we have a map?We haven't even looked at the map.We do have a map.Should I dig it out?Yeah, go on.

I'll be honest, I've always done these tasks properly.Like, abandoned video.I've always tried hard with the tasks.Well, same.What do you mean?Show me a time I haven't.

This?Alright, besides that.This one.Okay, I bet you can't find one more.I've had to dig through the archives, but this.Okay.

Good luck, editors.Right, okay, so what we found out is we're in the middle of a monastery, sort of.Yeah.A monk, like a monk summer camp.But what way is Bangkok?South, that way somewhere.

That way seems south -ish.That's south.Seems that way.To me, that's north.We've got a backpack.Oh, we've got a compass.

Do you want to have a dig in me?We've got fans, Pringles.We've got a map.Oh, easy.Okay, that's where I can come in handy.My bug bites you, look.

You see that?Those clips were everywhere.My God.Look at my elbow, great elbow.Is that where we are?That's the side we need.

Yeah?Let's find out where we are.Okay, all right.Two dogs here.There's two on the road up there.Look at that.

They run these streets.Wait, what if they, like, come after us?Let me trip Jack up and run away.Oh my God.I don't feel safe.Yeah.

Don't mind us, guys.They could all have rabies.Oh, yeah.We know these are your streets.These are your ends.Don't worry.

We are trying to get back to Bangkok.Where are we?We need to go Bangkok.Go Bangkok?Yeah.Where are we?

Okay.So we are here?We're here somewhere.Okay.All right.Thank you.

I can't do this.Not him speaking entirely to you and you're going, yeah, okay.Oh, okay.I've got these little tips here.Yeah.You could read them.

Oh, wait, no, no, no, no.We have like little written things.i need to get to bangkok can you take me with you yes okay we have got we got we got a chance then if you come face to face to a cobra not do not call it a twat kai yeah swaying your hips while walking is recommended oh very horny Sothani Rock Fire, that's a train station.All right.Look, I've got a compass inside that map.Right, that's going to be our first port of call.

This is our best chance of doing anything right now.Is it worth hitchhiking?Nah.You want to actually just walk for a little bit?Because I can see a straight road.Nah, we got this.

Good ask them.Do they look like they're going to help us?I'll be honest, no.Yeah.He understood that we wanted to go to Bangkok.Yeah.

He understood that, though.He understood that.Then, here, this.Where this?Yeah.He said around here.

Siracha.So we could be in between Siracha and John Burry.And he said to go that way.Did he sound like he was saying John Burry?I don't know.I did get told yesterday that backpacking here is like a common thing.

Okay.Hitchhiking.So we should get some help.So hitchhiking could be a possibility.I just don't, I'm scared to hail these taxis down, man.Taxis?

There ain't no taxis here.There'll be taxis here, no?I don't know.I mean, there's a petrol station down there, look.Oh, you know what?They'll help us in 7 -Eleven as well.

They have to for paying customers.Help us?It's right there, look.We can walk that.Can we?What are we walking on?

The fucking side of the road?Yep.Good Lord.Well, what else are we going to do?I mean, the 7 -Eleven is...

We have to go there, right?This is sketchy, mate.Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.Watch out for snakes.And again.And again.

Is this like a school or something actually?I played FIFA Street on here once.Yeah.Guess the nudist.The floor is lava.Parent or partner.

Cyplus Saturdays every Saturday.They are actually naked.I don't know where to look.That's a madness family.Stare into each other's eyes and just say, I love you.I love you.

Do you enjoy f***ing each other?What's a hitchhiking sign for Thailand?Maybe a sign that says help?Do we need to just collapse?Yo, where's your clout gone, man?Yeah, it's, uh...

It's not working over here right now.So, walking into all this traffic, we go to 7 -Eleven, we say, what, chen chow, Josh?It doesn't matter what your name is, bro.Okay, I'll say help on Bangkok.I think before we say Bangkok, we say where are we?Okay, yeah.

Like where?On the map.Yeah, map.We don't know.So this wave is old Thai ladies, isn't it?Yeah.

That's a wave.That's a wave.That was a wave.No, no, that's a wave.We need five waves.Oh, yeah.

You saw that?And that was an old Thai woman.Yeah.And the dream is they speak English.And they can literally just do everything for us.You need to find the golden goose on this one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.That's what you need.Oh, the shade is nice.Oh my gosh.Okay.Are we getting new hats?

Nice.Get a hat.I'll get a bucket hat.I'm loving my hat here.This is like a perfect thing for a survival store.Get a knife.

Someone take us to Bangkok, I swear.I'll shift you.I think that might be an old Thai lady.We can wave at old Thai.How old is old?Because you don't ask a lady's age.

Yeah, that's very true, actually.There's an old Thai lady over here, I think.They need to wave back at us.Yeah, because there'll be a couple at the stalls.Yeah?Yeah, look.

There's one there, one there.Is that an old lady?I don't want to say that, but yeah.Coffee?Yeah.Do I trust the coffee here or from the petrol station?

Because I think there's a petrol station.The petrol station's up there.Is she stopping?Is she stopping?Is she?Please.

Well, that's two.The thing that scares me is we can't read it, but I see a 12.And no matter what the 12 is for, it's bad.There's 12 miles.12 kilometers, 12 years old.If you look at it upside down, it kind of just says, you are fucked.

So I'm tracking the boys in the map.As you can see here, we've got Simon and JJ doing okay.Moved a little bit, not towards town though.We've got Josh and Harry, who've gone the furthest.And then Ethan and Tobi haven't really moved.They're just kind of here right now at the reservoir still.

Have you got your translations?I do.Chanchuharry.I need to get to Bangkok, that says.Fruity, creamy cheese in English.Did you come in here to get help or did you come in here to get a coffee?

Sorry, where are we?Where's the Bangkok thing?Oh, yes.We need to get to...Don't look at the rest of it.Bangkok here, yeah?

So we're here.Okay, nice.That's an actual coffee shop.That's an actual coffee, dedicated coffee shop.Okay.It looks cool.

Oh, that Fanta.That Fanta is calling my name.You have iced coffee?Iced coffee, please, yes.I want a Fanta.Fanta?

You have Fanta?Fanta, fizzy drink.That's a car that could take us.Please slow down.Please.Please.

Oh my God.Oh my fucking God.Oh my God.Oh my God.This is on you, bro.You got this.

Yes.Hi.How are you doing?I got to Papata.It's a train station.Train?

Yes, but it's this left.Can you take us?We go in here.We...In there?Papata.

yeah oh my god and before he hasn't understood and now we're just getting in what huh oh no how hot is the track bed uh it's a little hot how do you say thank you oh you know how it's like something like that just yeah thank you there's lots of bowing oh my god we could have been in that that way okayIs there a train?Train.Yeah.Okay, basically this is the tactic now.You're saying this at the same point.

We now lay this all out, like we're fucking cracking the nuclear codes, and then I reckon they're going to come and start helping.Do you know where are we on the map?Okay, so we are here, yeah?Yeah.Okay, perfect.Thank you very much.

So we need to head northwest.Yeah.Oh, that looks lovely.That looks divine.Yes!I can't believe we're in the back of a car.

Do you think he understood what we meant by train?Yeah.I felt like our actions were very accurate.Yeah, we did enough.What, choo -choo and...Choo -choo.

Choo -choo.Yeah, the boss doesn't say where it's going, but, like, that's what scares me, because we could get on the wrong line or wrong direction.Yeah.And if it's the wrong train, we'd be in Chiang Mai for 13 hours and there's no stops.Is there a station in Prachinburi?Dongbang.

Dongbang.So, come on, mate, you're fucking sweet -talked that, weren't you?Not really.No?So, they don't really understand too much.Okay, but it's better than nothing.

He said Pachimburi, but there's a bit at the end of it, so we're not actually in this place.We should get that to change to, I need to get to Pachimburi.I can't rewrite this fucking shit, can I?Now, we'll literally just point, we'll just point.Do you want to point an arrow at Pachimburi?And then we can just do that.

We want to get there.Oh.Oh my God.A station.Oh no, this is a petrol station.That's a train station.

Wait, is it?No, it's a toilet.Wow.I mean, he's brought us so far.Thank you so much.Thank you.

Thank you.Your Chad rankings will increase.I think we should go to the 7 -Eleven, mate.I'll do that.We should go to the 7 -Eleven.I will not argue with you there, my friend.

I feel like you're more likely to see a cab or someone that is going to Bangkok in a petrol station, right?Very sociable place, this place.Yeah, I wanted to hug that lady for getting us directions.Oh my God, thank you so much.There you go, boss.It feels a little bit off, doesn't it?

I know, yeah.There wouldn't be taxis here, would there?What is this place, really?That's the thing.It's mild.That's a good sign.

What's the name of the place we're going to?Pachinburi.Pachinburi.Pachinburi.Pachinburi.We're trying to get to Pachinburi.

I'm out.I'm out.I'm here.I'm here.We're trying to get there.So that way.

OK.Oh, wow.One hour walk.One day.One day.One day.

Sathani Rockfire.Yeah.That way again.Yeah, okay.All right, okay.Thank you.

Walk?Yeah, yeah, we're walking.Come on, come.Come on, come.Fucking hell.Let me look.

Let me look.Oh my God.These definitely will recognize us.If you want to approach some kids, go ahead.Right now, we're doing a live sting operation.My friend KSI, he's here to meet some kids.

I'm here.Hi, Harry Bowes.Sorry, shades.What's more Toby?Get some colas, get some sour mix.I feel like the white bucket of the donut, right?

Get some sweet love.We'll give him these two.We'll see what he wants to pick.Where is it?Yeah, we aren't walking that way, bro.We aren't?

It's a fucking mission.That just goes on for years.Ah, fuck.We need to find a taxi of some sort.Toby, we have options for you.Oh, might be the white bucket, you know.

Yeah, thought it would be the white bucket, didn't we?Anything else we can probably get?Anything we can bait people in with?Like, oh my God, here, look.We've got really cool stuff.I'm not trying to kidnap them, bro.

Hey, hey, yeah, jump in the van.Toys might work.Who's driving around with toys?We get a car and say, us, car.You can just point at the car at the same time.I'm just trying to make it pop wheels.

I am KSI.Logan Paul, KSI.Do you know KSI?English.To your left.English.

English.Train station.Papata.Papata.Papata.Oh no.

Walk.We walk, hitchhike.Someone drive us here and now we're here.I think they're laughing at the fact that we possibly walked here.Do you speak English at all?No.

What's the train station?Okay, yeah.They all say the same thing, they say Dong Bang.And Dong Bang is just there.And they all point that way.I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, Prachinburi is that way, but I think the closest train station is Don Bang.

Let's go walk in then.Let's go!It's always awkward when they talk to you in like bare Thai.Should we just sit and try and wave at people?Maybe our better chance was asking those people at the coffee shop to get us a taxi.I reckon we check them stalls just there for some do.

Yeah.And then we could go back to the coffee shop.Yeah?The police station.I go to the police station and tell the police that Can you go to a train station?Oh, so go to a police station to go to a train station.

That way?I think she said we can come with her.We won't get arrested, will we?Okay, we can't do that.The thing is, they kept doing this, like Dong Bang.But where is it?

At which point is the turn?I don't know.Dong Bang.Okay, let's say we get to Dong Bang.We have 45 minutes allowed on the train.Can you get off the train and get back on the train?

I would say no.I think you can get off it and get a different train.Yeah, yeah, for sure.100%, yeah, yeah, yeah.We can do that.We can get a police escort.

to a train station.That is pretty sick.Hey.Okay.Okay.Into the back of another truck.

Okay.You in first.Thank you, guys.You got a gear as well.Hot.Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.Wow, the...This feels safe.Yep.Hey, do you guys have... high Chad rankings.I will say, my belly feels funny after the coffee I had.

Durian?No durian?Okay.Bro, where the old ladies at, man?POV, Wayne Rooney in 2010.Hey, durian?

Durian, yes.We have?That's a lot.Oh my God.Is that the smell?Thank you.

Six, seven.There we go.Four, five, six.Six, seven.I mean, actually deep that we're being delivered in the back of a truck with school kids to a police station.The teacher in England go, yeah, get in the back of the truck with my students.

Mate, that one of the front's fucking tonk.Hello.Yeah.Oh, yeah.Yeah.Yes, please.

Dong Bang.Yeah, Dong Bang.A dongbang?Yeah.Do you climb in the back?Yeah, I guess so.

Oh, lovely.What a guy.We've been kidnapped.Come, come, come.I've got another hat.No.

They're stopping to get it.They're stopping to get it.His hat, his hat flew off.I've got a spare.Thank you.Thank you.

Cap and cup.Thank you.Thank you.Cap and cup.Cap and cup.Cap and cup.

Thank you.Thank you.Do you want me to put your hat in the bag?Shall I save it for now?We found durian.It's just not nice.

Right.Cheers.Cheers.No, no, I'm not on it, bro.No, I'm not on it.What is life, man?

Nah, but imagine if they just take us back to when we started.We're here, police station.Oh, that's the police station.What happens if we just get arrested?Yeah, we found two guys just lurking around.Yeah, yeah.

What a dream.That's the train station there.Oh my God, is it?Yeah, that's it.That'd be different.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe we should have gone the other way.That'd be a train.Oh, absolutely class, mate.Thank you.You sure?You sure?

You sure?Oh, thank you.Thank you so much.Is someone else waiting?Hello.We're trying to get to Pachimburi.

Is there a train?1340.Oh, OK.That's a couple hours away.Is there a...To Bangkok, is there an earlier one?

No, but 1340.1340 again, okay.I think we've got to go to the other station.Yeah, we'll have to get to Pachimburi somehow.We know 140 is train here.So if all else fails, we've got this.

You know how some, you know like that one bottle that people do brand deals for works by your smell?Yeah.I can just taste the smell.Oh, that's vile.That's really, I'm putting this in the bin.That is vile.

Oh, did not like that at all.Fuck!Oh, that would have been so...Imagine that, like, train in 15 minutes.Yeah, he'd say, oh, train?Oh, four minutes.

Yeah, perfect timing, lads.Instead, he went, no, you've got 1 .40.Half a day to wait until your next train.Fuck.Six, seven.We're in the back of a police car now.

No, out of context, this looks mad.Someone could edit this.It's so different.He's driving us to a train station.Yeah.Oh, we should put on our seatbelts.

Yeah.Don't want to get arrested now.Ah, you know what?I think we're fine.Yeah, fine.So it says 45 minutes max, yeah?

Where would 45 minutes get us from Sriracha to...I was just gonna say we jump in a car towards Bangkok.Yeah, but like it's hard to translate that.And 45 minutes...No, no, I'm saying 45 minutes we say stop and get out.Yeah.

The lady's coming.Hello.Hello.Hello.Hello.We are thinking about going to Bangkok.

You're going to Bangkok?You're going to Bangkok.Oh, wow.Go back with you?Oh, well, that...Okay.

Should we take the lift?What are we doing when we go back to Bangkok?Are you just dropping us off?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, we're just filming a YouTube video.We're doing the same thing.

How much does it cost to get to Bangkok?You're driving?You drive?Okay.We'll jump in the car to Bangkok.I'll take it, yeah.

Yeah, I'll take it.I'll take it.After you, John.I'll take it like a good boy.We're from London.We're from London, yes.

And you?Okay.And we're in Siracha right now.Siracha.Where are we now?Yes, Siracha.

Okay.There are dogs on this road.I like the lift, it's easier.Yeah.Oh, we are?Hey, how are you?

Yeah.Where are you going?Yeah.We need to get to Bangkok.So we're trying to get to Prachinburi, which is...

Prachinburi.Oh, that's fire.We're going.pay you.It's on my way, guys.I go exactly on this.

Yeah?Yeah.Oh, mate, that'll be...Thank you so much.Thank you.I think it's quite far as well.

It wasn't close.Everyone's very helpful.Yeah, everyone's so friendly here.Are you from here?Yeah, I live here for 16 years now.Oh, wow.

Well, it's a funny story.I was in Bangkok yesterday, and then my mate, he dropped me here and left me.And now we're with you.So what was your name?Chati.Chati.

Toby.And Ethan.Chati, Toby.Ethan.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.

Come on.Oh, what?Yeah, he's just waiting for you.Yeah, yeah, yeah.What's going on?Oh, it's happening.

Yeah, we're sitting in the back.Yeah, no, absolutely.That's perfect for us.Oh, OK.Oh, you're sitting in there with us.Yeah.

OK, let's go.Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh, wow.Oh, that's lovely.Oh, we're moving.

Oh, we're actually doing this.as soon as we're in the back of the cab.There's a station on it, train station.Thank you.Selfie?Yeah, sure.

Can we take a selfie?Selfie of you.Beautiful.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.

Hello.Bangkok today, 4 .53.What time is it right now?11 .50, yeah.What, it's 11 .50?It's 11 .50, it's our next train.

Okay.Okay, we can wait five hours.Is there anywhere that is close to Bangkok?Bus.How far is the bus station from here?100 metres.

Okay.Waterhobbital.Okay, okay.We just walked to the bus.Progress being made here, boys.Yeah, this is the serious...

You've helped us so much, thank you.We would have been in big trouble.Could not have vlogged this.Can I take a video with you guys?Oh, yeah, absolutely.Hello, yes.

We're having fun.We're having a great time.What's your name again?Toby.Toby and Evan.Evan, yeah.

Come on.Can you teach us any Thai?Isab.Yeah.What does that mean?You can't say, hello, Isab.

It's like, hello, bitch.Hello, Isab.Sorry.Isab.Hey, Vic.Isab.

Being the host for this one ain't so bad.I've probably got nicer cars behind me than the other boys are riding in.But Simon and JJ are the first two to make it to Civilization.Let's check in with them.They're winning the race.All right, well, here we go.

Still don't want to risk touching it.Yep.Mission find bus station.That looks like a bus stop.It does look like a bus stop.We've just got to hope this train station's good, but it seems like it would be.

I think it will be.If it's big enough compared to, like, the last one.We'll be able to get somewhere.Yeah, yeah, yeah.That's it there.Yeah.

Thank you so much.You're the best.You saved us, honestly.It was better than the...Yes.Oh, 100%.

100%.Thank you.Nice.See that, guys?You screwed a hug there as well.Yeah.

We found a French person in Thailand who speaks English.Right, let's have a timetable.Yo, you are genuinely washed, by the way.Yeah.I have no power here.I thought, oh, I'm on KSI's team, this'll be easy.

Everyone's gonna go, oh my god, KSI.Well, I'm useless here.I know.Oh my god.When we get to Bangkok, it'll be different.Yeah.

And that's where we shine.Should we go to that restaurant?Yeah.Alright, do you know where we can find a taxi?Taxi?Or bus?

Mini bus.Bangkok?Walk from here to the intersection, then turn right.After turning right, you will see...To Bangkok.Okay.

So, turn right.Yeah.Once you see the bus stop, go a little further and you'll see the bus terminal.Okay.Okay.Okay.

Okay.Thank you.Thank you.What's your favourite thing to do in Bangkok?Oh, okay.What do you do for work?

Oh, okay.Oh, no way.Pretty cool.Lip -sync.Oh, that's cool.Lip -sync.

Oh, okay.Oh, yeah.Sign.Chonburi.Chonburi.That means we made it up there, bro.

We're at Chonburi.Yeah.Chonburi.Yeah.Toby and Ethan are finally moving, but Josh and Harry have gone to a train station.I don't think this is going to work for them, but let's see.

Oh, no. 2 .14.Hour 15.We should have just waited for the other train.It held us out for no reason.How's it no trains?What time is the next train?

Bangkok?2 p .m.Is it the 2 .16 p .m.?

We get tickets?Yeah, we'll get three tickets.Three tickets?Yeah, so it's the 2 .14, 2 .16 is the actual one.Which I'm guessing is the Don Bang train.Yeah.

Hey, hun.So we got a lift, but it was more fun.Not seeing many bus -looking buildings.So when we said taxi...Yeah.She acted like it doesn't exist over here.

I think she thought you were asking her if she was a taxi.Oh.Really not looking like a bus stop.Yeah, none of this gives me bus vibes.Yeah, I don't think I would have known where the bus is coming from, if I'm being honest.Ah!

Ah!A bottle of water.That was good.That was good.Yeah, that was really good.But you guys speak very fast.

A bottle of water.Yeah.Yeah.A bottle of water.A bottle of water.A bottle of water.

Yeah.Let's go.A bottle of water.Yes, now.Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah.Sure.Hi, dad.Hi.Nice to meet you.Hi.

How are you?Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Take care.

A bottle of water.Yeah.That was an experience.Thank you.Bye.Right, well, lovely person.

She said she's a performer, but I didn't buy that story.Pratchin Brewery.Let's see what you've got to offer us.So we can actually tick one off.Let's go.Because we gave Brian a hug.

There we go.No waves from the Thai people yet, unfortunately.Your wave would have never made it up.Some Thai silk.I thought that was a good shout for Thai silk, but apparently not.Where's the big Tom Brewery sign?

We went past it.Yes, dog.Sorry.Sorry.Don't like that.Don't like that.

Don't like that.Don't like that.Yes, dog.Sorry.I don't like that at all.This is a coffee station.

Do you reckon they can call us a taxi?Maybe.I could do with an air -conditioned taxi right now.In here?Yeah.Hi.

We're looking to go to Bangkok.Oh, 18...Yes, 18.18.Ah, OK.

Oh, one o 'clock.Oh, so 30 minutes.Allow it, dog, bro.Bro, listen.Me versus you.Only one of us is going to come out on top, bro.

My belly's doing flips for you, man.Yes, I got it!You got waves?Yes!All right, is that three, then, yeah?Three.

Three?Yeah.Well done.That's an old lady, too, I think.This could be a one -by -combo deal.Are you ready for this?

Yeah, there's one.There's two.Two waves, that's five, no?Yeah!Yeah, just a hat trickle wave!If I'm called old, should it be older than me then counts?

Right?If anyone calls me old.If we can't have middle -aged women, it's got to be proper like... 50 plus, they got grades?Geriatric jobbies, I think.Geriatric?Yeah.

If they can walk, they don't count.If you see one, spam the emote.Spam the emote?Okay, cool.We can get there.I reckon we can get to Bangkok in 45 minutes now.

Really?I don't know.I think it might still be a while away.Yeah.You call a cab for us?Thank you.

Ethan, he's calling a cab for us.I feel like this sign can come in handy at any point during the day, you know?Bit of a junkie, Aaron.Well, we've got a decision to make here.We can crack open either.This is mackerels in red curry, and that's fried with marla sauce.

That looks better, but it's probably filthy.Thank you, bro.All right, here we go.Oh, good Lord.Oh, my God.Give that to the camera.

Go and have a little look.Here we go.Quite oily.Oh, bony as well.Okay.Charged you pretty good.

Oh, snap.Got the fucking spine off.I hope we're getting on the right one.It's a little early.We take this.I guess that's Bangkok.

So I know how far in.Okay.So we might have to get a train after.Sure.Do we have to stop at like 45 minutes?We have to get off at the nearest stop to 45 minutes.

We can do that.Wait, here we go.Here we go.Here we go.Here we go.You got the cash money?

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Do you want to take the cash?I've got the backpack.

Hello.Hi.Yes.Yeah?Picture.Jump in.

Come.Come.We was walking.Yeah, we walking.Yeah, we was.Yeah.

You saw?Yo.Here we go.I am worried this train's gonna be fucking rammed.Yeah.Rammed and hot.

Oh yeah, because it's the first one in hours, isn't it?We have fans, don't we?P .O .P.Hold it down.

Oh, yes.I think we might be near Langkang.What was that?Something like that.Is there like bus or train here?Bus or train in here?

Yeah.Yeah?So that would tick off another transport.Train in Asia, sick.Oh, it's lovely.Oh my God.

Oh, I forgot it's hot.It is very hot.I forgot.Thank you.Thank you.Josh and Harry are stuck at a train station.

Don't know if this is going to work for him, but let's see.That's a fucking gecko, no?Yeah.There's no gecko.That's a gecko.Do you want to put me on your shoulders and I'll go up there and get a photo of it?

Yeah, it might move if you go.Just do it carefully.You got me?Yeah.Closer?Yeah, closer, closer.

Yeah, perfect.Oh, Jesus.Look, me and the gecko.Yeah?Cheers for keeping me up there, mate.That was...

You got sketchy at some points there.He's panicking.Okay, our time has expired.We are not in Bangkok.Oh, we're on the side of a mole.I don't know what we do now.

We'll get some shade.The painful part is that would have taken us to Bangkok.So realistically, we need to try and find a train or something.Or a cab.We haven't had a taxi.We haven't done one single taxi this whole time.

Probably actually just dropped us in the middle of nowhere.Fully, bro.I wish I knew what the signs say.Start asking questions at 7 -Eleven again, I suppose.He sat there.Probably shouldn't shout that, actually.

No, maybe not.I think I need probiotic, bro.Is there a train?Train?Bus.Yeah?

That way?Thank you.You got the sign, yeah?Yeah, sweet.Photo approved.Happy days.

Another challenge complete.Right, do you want to go across the tracks to that little, like...Yeah, I'm kind of down to across the tracks, it's fun.All right, let's cross the tracks.Is it allowed?Yeah, some bloke did it before.

Okay.Don't touch the metal.Don't touch the metal.I kind of like the fact that I'm taking part in Abandoned for this reason.Yeah.Well, just sat in a f***ing - Yeah, I enjoy that, yeah.

F*** me.Do we want to - Actually, you know what?I'm turning back, bro.Go back, go back, go back.Turn that around, my friend.That looks - Go back, sewage, sewage.

Infected over there.She said, go this way, have bat.As long as you have bat.As long as you have bat, you can do anything.And tell them you want to go Bangkok.We're definitely the last ones in Bangkok, I reckon.

Yeah, that's OK with me, mate.You know how Josh said the Spanish one was the hardest one ever?This is...Cap, bro.Yeah.

Cap and cap.Cap, bro.Oh, goodness me.What the fuck was that?Shit.Also, these wires could just drop and kill you, I've heard.

Josh was telling me yesterday.They're just exposed electric.He says they just drop on people and will kill them.That was a taxi.I just saw a taxi on the motorway.What the fuck?

All right.Let's go that way.Oh, should we try and...Oh, my God.Oh, wow.Oh, my God.

That actually worked.Oh, my God.I can't believe that worked.Hello, can we go to Bangkok?No, Bangkok.Can't lose her.

There's another cab there.What about that one?Okay.We can ask them?Okay.Okay, okay.

Oh, no.We can't lose these cabs.Bangkok?He's phoning the police.He's just on the phone.He's literally, he just said, nah, to you.

How have we had two cabs and they've left?Have you got the vat?Yeah.Yes, how much?How much each?To Bangkok.

Yeah?OK.Thank you.Thank you.120.120.

OK, thank you.I've never seen a taxi on a motorway.Boom.Taxi on a motorway.Why is it never...It's never easy.

Maybe he got a phone call from Vic.Don't pick them up.That's a taxi.Bangkok, Bangkok, Bangkok.I might have to show a map.Bangkok.

OK, we'll try then.Bangkok, yes.Bangkok, Bangkok.All three Bangkok.We go to Bangkok.Oh my god.

Do they recognise us?I don't...driven off.Maybe we need the kids to come over to say, yo, how do we get to Bangkok?Because every cab has said, I don't know what that is.Oh, draft beer, fucking yeah.

Oh, you get a tower of acai, oh my God.Are we getting acai, bro?Fucking yes, man.How long have we got?To get a tower of acai, Dan.It's not a tower, we're getting acai, though.

Oh, it's AC as well.Oh, lovely.We should just come here, the food looks banging.Oh, we could have been eating tin fish on the side of the train station for nothing.Right, so we are in third class, or I don't know, we're in class three.Class three, I don't care, bro.

Wherever's fine.I said VIP, though, and it's 26 baht, which makes me feel like...Oh, yeah, we ain't in VIP, bro.What have you put us in, the cattle?It's so funny that it's like going for a little Starbucks walk and chill, like a little girly Starbucks walk.Coffee walk.

I feel like it should still be morning, but we've actually been at it for ages.For ages.In the heat.We actually started probably about 10 -ish, just after 10.Fuck me and it's 2, bro.I know we've accomplished a lot, but I do feel like I've done an itch.

We've got to get some silk.We've got to get boat and tuk -tuk.And we've got to hop race.And we've got to get outfits.We can do that.The youth is the only way.

What are you going to ask them?Why no taxi wants to take us to Bangkok?There's actually been a lot of taxis.There's another one right there.Bangkok, yes.Can you take us to Bangkok, please?

Yes.I think he's got a translator, though.Yes, my fam.Can you take us to the promised land?No, no, no.Bangkok, anywhere in Bangkok, thank you.

We had one chance and you said anywhere.The Promised Land in Bangkok.The Promised Land, bro.He's not going to know what that is.He's going to know.He's going to know.

You also said, yes, my fam.Oh, yes.When in Rome.Look, train station behind me.Middle of nowhere.It's quite funny to ban videos.

Should do it more often.Why am I hosting all the time?Anywhere in Bangkok.That's all you have to say.Three words.Yeah, yeah, true.

I did take the piss a little, I'm sorry.You don't fix this.Okay.I can't see him.Yes, yes.Okay.

Yes!Yes!Promise, man. I told you, bro.I can't believe you said yes, my fam.You know what?I think we've actually...

Honestly, I don't want to speak too soon, but I think we've avoided chaos pretty well.So far.Like, the Irish who could arise being booted off the train 45 minutes in, like, where are we going to be?That's the problem.Yeah.Just got to pray it's somewhere else like this, like built up, that has like tuk -tuks or something.

It could be Don Bang.Yeah, it could be there.But we've seen that like two people picked us up very easily.Yeah, we're getting picked up.It's such a nice vibe.Everyone's been really friendly.

What time, James?Just by the one that's sprinting to the train station.I need to go.What, 12 past?Yeah.Oh, fuck.

I think we're dead last.Genuinely, I couldn't care what time we get there, just as long as we do better.The fact that we're even doing it is a success in my brain.I've been cut again.They like you, bro.They've gone the left side now.

You can cross the boat to Silom.From Icon Sam, you can take a ferry across to Silom.Okay.Okay.Thank you.Your Chad rankings will increase because of this.

Cat rankings.Cat rankings.Thank you.Thank you.So much.Right.

Get me into fucking train station.Just jump up?Yeah.Come on.Proper travellers us.We don't take the beat and track.

Mr. Yai.Psy.Men.You're Psy.No, I'm Psy, like Psy.I'm short for Psy.

No, no, no.Just make life easier.Okay.Psy -men.Maybe JJ is easier.No.

Psy -men.Yeah, Psy.Jay.Uh -huh.We, we, six, seven.We're getting into Bangkok now, so the traffic's going to be nuts.

Come on, we got this, man.All right, boys.All right, bus stops next.We'll get up.If he stops right now, we're not getting off.We'll wait another five minutes.

That's how you know we're getting closer to Bangkok.Yeah, you know you're getting closer and the traffic's nuts.Once we're in Bangkok, we're good.Yeah, we're Gucci.We ain't got to finish, we can just enjoy Bangkok.Yeah.

Oh, here she comes.Choo -choo.I'm quite excited.I'm well excited for this, man. I feel like Francis right now.Wow.There's a train.

What is that?That's a...Do you hear any noises?What does he do?You know, he's like...It's a fucking...

Steam engine, C1246.Yeah, fair enough.First bar, surely.That looks first bar.Three, three, okay.So we're in three.

And then what was I saying?Three, it's always all three.Yeah.All right, cool.It's fine.Oh yeah, we're chilling.

Thank you.Bye.All right, you've made a new mate.Made some new friends, man. I think we're near.So, do we wanna, we can now get in a taxi again.Yeah.

Do you wanna just get into Bangkok?Or do you wanna have a look at, have they got silk?I don't know.Do you wanna have a look quickly?We'll probably just get into Bangkok, I reckon.Yeah?

What if this is gonna cost us, like, a million?Uh, then he will probably take our lives.That's what I'm saying at this point.I don't mind it.I like this.It's like a monk section.

Oh, wow.That's unreal.That's very cool.Oh, shit.Mate, I'd just become a monk just to get the free train seats.Tell you what, Harry, I quite like this abandoned video.

It's quite fun.It is good, isn't it?Well, I mean, to be fair, I will say this has been actually quite a smooth sailing one.We've gifted a lift.We're at the top.station.

We've got two lifts.I'll ask for a hat.Someone got the hat for me.Yeah.Enjoy the day.Seize the day.

Come here, Jay.You really seized that, didn't you?Absolutely seized the day, yeah, yeah.Okay, who's that?We're at one pound so far.One pound?

Forty is one pound.Oh.So we are currently approaching one and a half pounds.We are from England.You like England?Your English is fantastic.

Your English is...It's not deaf.Oh, yeah.It's not deaf.Well, we need to get a taxi, but there's one right there.

There's a man in it, but I think he's asleep.He's laying back.To Bangkok?He don't understand me.No.He said no.

How much money to Bangkok?To Bangkok?We need the map, bro.Wow.My eyes are burning.Get yourself sunglasses, bro.

Are we stopping?Oh, maybe.We're stopping.I'll stop my head out the window for too long.My eyes are burning now.I can see even less now.

Oh, AC.I can smell it.The traffic road, we're close.Grandmaster, today we have not eaten.We have had a long journey in the sun and have struggled to reach this point.But alas, you have come.

and saved us.Thank you.But no, we have not eaten." Bro, he's trying to drive and you've given him an essay.Look how long that is.Oh, my skin is crawling.

I'm so uncomfortable.I hate this so much.It's just POV.You're getting whacked up by a toad using a bazinga.They have that, not bad.Waving them.

Yeah, wave it up.Yeah!You're not an old woman, fuck!I'm practising the waving though.Yeah, yeah, we'll get there.There we go, Ban Pak Flee.

Come on!Now we're going to Nong Kan Kao.It feels racist when I say words.You actually should say it with the accent.Yeah, right, otherwise I'm going Nong Kan Kao.Nong Kan Kao!

No, that's too much.Okay.This is a real Bangkok here.Yeah?Yeah.Jon, pay the toll, pay the toll, Jon.

Jon, pay the toll, pay the toll.Cash for the toll, Jon.Lens is dirty, Jon.I've been slapping it, you shithead.No, it was dirty before that, bro.Trust me, it's been dirty.

It was dirty before that.You scratched, actually.I didn't scratch it.All right, so we have done...Oh, I've actually got a pen, haven't I?Five waves.

Pen smells like...Petrol.Yeah.Eat durian.Unique outfit is up next.And selfie.

And purchase some Tysil.And a race.We've only done three tasks.Yeah, but that's fine.Because we're going to do a load in here.Okay.

Tysil.Selfie with an animal.Oh, animal.The animal one we're going to struggle with.Dinosaur chicken.We've got the bagged up chicken.

Dino chicken.Do you only eat chicken or beef?here we go.Grandmaster, we prefer chicken, but we can eat either.Thank you.I said we can eat ice.

Wait, what?Wait, do we eat ice above?Wait, what?Why does it say ice?Because you don't speak English.Grandmaster, we eat ice.

We can eat ice above.What?That's not what I said.I said either.We can eat ice above.We prefer chicken.

Thank you.Right now, it's looking like Simon and JJ in the lead, but they've got a lot of challenges to do.Tobi and Ethan a little further out of the city.Harry and Josh are still on the train.F***ing hell.Couldn't see anything.

Just heard it.Look at that, bro.In Thai.I ain't talking about hentai.It's in Thai.Wow.

See, my worry is, right, if this is like the stop that we come to at 45 minutes, we're finished.I need to...Do you want to swap seats?No.You've got glass on, my eyes are getting fucked in.Sure.

Oh, thank you, sir.I've got four pairs of O -keys this video.I was going to say, yeah, I can see better now as well.Wow.Oh my God, it's like a new fucking world here.Oh my God.

I've been seeing the whole time.You know, you haven't seen them, like, videos of babies when they're giving up hearing for the first time.That's what it feels like.Grandmaster, thank you for your suggestion.We will take this to the moon.Also, six -seven.

Like, there's not a person I hate more.He's not going to question it.He's going to think I'm off my head.Makes it in, you know?What if we take a selfie of a scorpion?Yeah.

That's a good idea, actually.Yeah?Yeah.I like that.Cool.Scorpion selfie pending.

Yes.Oh, yes.Yes.Yes.Yes, yes, yes.Amazing.

Yeah?Thank you.It's hot.Thank you.Right, we're in.We're two.

Now this is what I'm worried about, right?Imagine our time runs out and we're stuck at a station like this.There's nothing.There's nothing here, mate.If we get stuck at a station like this, we're cooked.Yeah, big time.

Need to hope that our timer works.Maybe we'd have to walk again.What do you see?I can see, oh, it actually looks more civilised around here.We've got a big highway there.We've got houses.

It's a highway of sorts.That's a highway.That's promising.Yeah.220 -ish.What should we get next?

Let's give him 500.Yeah?Yeah.He can take a boat to many places.Grandmaster, thank you so much for your service.You have been such good help.

And for that, we shall reward you with the highest of amounts.Thank you.Yes.Yes.Yes.For you.

Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.6 -7.6 -7.Thank you.

OK.OK.Thank you.Bye -bye.Bye -bye.Bye -bye.

We are in Bangkok, bro.Oh my god, fumes.Bro, that big building, that's class.The Smooth Life building.That's really cool.I'll tell you what I could do if we Yeah?

Yeah.Should we find, like, a little shopping mall or something?Yeah, I'd like to do that.Shopping mall, air conditioning, silk stuff, outfits.Something like that, bro.Boom.

Bin?Oh, yes.Okay.Goodbye.Signing out.Excuse me.

Is there a mall nearby?What?Shopping mall?Shopping mall.Shopping mall.Is there one nearby?

That way?Thank you very much.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you.All right.So, we're actually, like, not far away from the finish.There's the hug.Yes.This is how you get a hug.

Already.If we can have a hug.You have to hug me.Come here.Come here, brother.Yeah.

Come here.I have power here.I need a hug too.Come here, bro.Bring it in.Bring it in.

Thank you, bro.Give a stranger a hug.Easy.Completed.Done.A hotel entrance.

We could try and go.Gonna go pee there.We could ask.And they might have animals in the lobby.Okay, you need to go.Love what they've done with the place.

Love a lily pad, you know?The lily pads are...I love a lily pad.I'm hoping to see like a Thai frog or something pop out of there.That'd be pretty cool.Thai frog.

I should have taken a selfie with the fucking thing that was in the toilet bowl, bro.Yeah, I don't think you'd find that anywhere else.Yeah.Take a selfie with that elephant.That is an animal you wouldn't find.It has to be alive.

He didn't say it had to be alive.Nope.Oh yes, he went back, he went back.Did you want a woman?Yeah.Yes.

I don't know if you see it or not.Oh, they look.So we've got one.One or two there, max.We'll call it one.We'll call it one.

I think one's fair there.Nice.There was a good initiative there.There was a family of old people, two, a couple of them younger.From now on, if you see anyone, just wave.Wave.

We decided they're older than I am.Hello there.We're here.Oh, nice.No, we're not.We're aiming for Chao Chang Tsao, if we have enough time to get there.

It's actually on the map.This place looks built up.I'm seeing big buildings.This is the only place on the map on our route.It's got to be here.It has to be the one we want to get.

No, because all those places we've had so far aren't on here.Right, okay.But Chao Chang Tsao is on the actual line.This is built up.It's got to be here.Chao Chang Tsao Junction.

Yes!All right, let's get it.It's got to be it, right?Chao Chang Tsao Junction.We're out of time, so we have to get off anyway.I thought I just caught the monk.

You did.Right, I'm assuming you can cross over here, yeah.That was a nice stop -off.We washed her face, washed her hands properly.Good stop -off.Did you want the elephant selfie?

Oh, shit.I thought you...Yeah, yeah.Yeah, we can get the elephant selfie.Ready?Let's...

I'm pointing at him, yeah?Cool.There's an elephant in that.Tucked up.Tucked up.Oh, they're dropping someone off.

He's dropping someone off.Is he picking us up, though?We wait here, because he's going to drop them.He's going to drop them and then come back down, surely, right?Right.So we can't get another train until...

I mean, we can get back on this one, but no, there's another one in 45 minutes.So worst comes to worst, we get that, but no, we should get something else.Okay, race another person.I don't think we should do that here.Yeah, fine.Yeah.

Five waves, we've got this.Purchase some Thai silk.Selfie with an animal.I think we should go find Durian.We should find a market.Food market.

Do you want to race?Okay.He was a young, athletic man too.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.What's the name of the mall?Do we know?

I don't know.We'll just say the nearby mall.We go to the mall?Yeah, big shopping mall.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Is that the right thing?

Yeah.Can you get in there?Yeah.But I mean, either way, we've ticked off Tuk Tuk.We've done a task, yeah, yeah, yeah.Let's just see where he takes us, man.

Adventure.I come with good news and bad news.The bad news is the toilet needs money.Yeah.So can I have some money, please?Yeah.

The good news is I found the Tuk Tuk taxi station.Okay.Where are we asking to go is the question.I think we need to go to the airport, get Metro.How far is it?You want to go to the airport on a Tuk Tuk?

Oh, we don't need to get to the airport.We should get to like another place we can get a taxi, right?Hello, yeah, the airport.How far is the airport?Okay.Wasn't a good look.

Wasn't a great look.We'd like to go to the airport, or can we go to a town on the way to the airport?The next big town.There are taxis.Oh, okay.Okay, perfect.

This way?Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.We'll go to the bus station.Perfect.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Perfect.It costs...Perfect.Perfect.Oh, yeah.60 back there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.And it's just like, next door.Around the corner.We're off.But it's good though, because we picked off Tuk Tuk.Exactly.

And then we get to the, and then we just get attacked.Jesus Mary, Joe.You know what, I'm actually glad we didn't go all the way to the airport in this thing.This is horrifying.Silk.That does say silk.

It does literally say Thai silk right there.This is so easy.Oh, that feels good.Oh.That does feel like silk.OK.

Yes, please.This one and we should get one more.We both get Thai silk.We may have blown quite a lot of our budget.Our outfits are not going to be great.Thank you.

Done.Done.Durian downstairs.OK.Yes.Oh, who's the guy, the side guy that you keep talking about?

Jim Skin.Jim Skin.Oh, you follow.Thank you.Jim Skin.Thank you.

Okay.You're welcome, Jim Skin.Fuck it up.Oh shit.Leave.I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.I'm leaving.I'm trying.Oh my God.I don't love that.Yeah, this is the spot.

Passes.All right.Brilliant.Thank you.Taxi there.Look, taxi.

Perfect.Oh, taxi.Taxi right there.Oh, we're going.No, we're not.There we are.

Shaved!He's sorted us out big time.He's nice to us.I know, I know.I feel like we can race him.Do you want to race?

Yeah, go on.I think you're the quick guy on here.I'll hop in race.Yeah, go on.You hop in.Hop race, bro.

Hop race.I want to pay for bus myself.What's going on here?Moment of truth.Turns out you're fucked.Yeah.

Wait here.He'll come find you.Perfect.Okay.Thank you.Thank you.

We got a...Thank you.Lovely.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you for the help.Thank you, thank you.Now, how long are we waiting is the question.Should we ask that question?Nah, it's half the fun though.They said they'll find us.

Yeah.We'll look for two, three white British boys.Yeah, I guess we stand out like a sore thumb here.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Take my kidney, both of them.What's our defence against that really?

Yeah, like we get in a car and they just go, all right, popping guns.Nah, we got our aura.We look scary.Our aura pulls them, yeah.Imagine, you pop guns, you go.Yeah, yeah.

It'd be actually like mentally off the rocker.Oh, I can do that.We'll be all right.That's durian.Yeah, scorpion.Oh my God, we can literally take a photo of the scorpion.

Should we take a picture with that and we both eat a pincer?Yeah, sure.Durian.It says durian.Durian.We've got durian.

Okay, let's go into an open area.Oh, if it smells like vomit, I don't want my hand to smell like vomit for the rest, you know.Go crazy, bro.It doesn't smell.It doesn't smell that...It's not that strong.

The taste isn't bad.What the fuck?That is horrible.Right, another task done.Is that a taxi?Oh, here is our boy.

Here he is.He's our boy.Yes, please.How much?Is it 800 baht?800.

800.800 baht.Yeah?Okay.Yeah?Not bad, though.

Yeah, we'll take this.He's got chargers.Well, I'll tell you what, mate, what a nice little train journey, nice little tuk -tuk, tuk -tuk, tuk -tuk.We've done a lot of transport now.Just there and then, and it's in the past, like, 10 minutes.Yeah.

Now we get an aircon car to the bloody airport, then the metro.Oh, we've won.This is the life.Get back in my car.Speak English?Do you want to race?

The race.There and back.From this cone to that cone?Yeah, to the cone.I hop, you run.Or we both hop.

Where are you from?France.You speak French?I speak a little bit of French.3, 2, 1, go!Oh my God!

He's doing it!He's doing it!Are you going back?Oh my God!Toby's got this!Let's go, Toby!

Let's go!Thank you, bro.Let's go, bro.Good to see you, bro.Have a good journey.Thank you.

Come on.That's another one.Another one done.We've got to find a metro now, though.Yeah, we will.When we're at the airport, the amount of routes from the airport back to Bangkok is fine.

We need to start doing tasks.We haven't really done much.We need to get some silk, a race, a wave at women.And durian fruit.Durian fruit.Yeah, that's easy enough.

So I think it all has to be done in one market, really.Yeah.Go down to the market and wave at them all.They're way back.Hopefully, you're going to buy a take off them.Oh, yeah.

Great show.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And then we go.We go like that.We go.I wanna, I lowkey wanna try it.

Yeah?You go for it.Okay.We got time.I'll strategize.Okay.

Oh, ah.like building me. I feel like I'm being sculpted right now.Hey, welcome to Thailand, baby.No money.Oh, wait, let me try and get a wave.No.

Okay.Well, I'll go up later.Thank you.I'm not getting a wave.I bowled a wave.Thank you.

Thank you.All right.Here we go.We've rocked up to the airport.You said there's a Metro here.There is, there is.

Where?I'm looking down there.Airport Rowling down there, look.Okay, cool.Perfect.Sweet.

Let's get it.And just like...Oh, is that a motor transport?Oh, my God.Ride the robot.From now on, new challenge.

Where he goes, we go.Okay, cool.Oh, no.I rebuke this challenge.He's going the wrong way.No, Josh.

Don't get distracted.Come on.We're making good ground up here.Can we kick it?No, that's not...No, no, no.

It'll come back and get you in a future life.I agree.I agree.I'm down with the robots.I'm on with them.Oh, no.

It's rush hour, isn't it?Oh, no.Who's going in?Sure, if we can.Look, it's coming to A7.All right, fine, let's do it.

Oh, further down.This is the food place.Wait, downstairs, Parkside Market.Do you want to try and get the scorpion?It'll be downstairs.Should we get the outfits first?

Nah, let's get the grim shit done.Yeah?Yeah.A lot of it will be downstairs.Parkside Market says up this way.Yeah?

Yeah, go on, man.Thank you, guys.Take care.Good to meet you, man.Thank you.We need one of them.

fried scorpions, bro.You got any?We need more like market market, don't we?I think it's a bit too premium, bro.We might have to just go shopping.Pretty cool.

Traffic is mental down there now.We're only, like, four rush hour time now.Yeah.So I hope we haven't got to go far, because we're not going to get anywhere.OK, so we get off next stop, A7.OK.

That's your prerop.All right.Just go behind me.Good train journey, mate.Well done.Yes.

Come on.We were abandoned.We're no longer abandoned.Yeah, but the thing is, Bangkok is so big.We're now in Nevando instead.Yeah, yeah, we could be finito banditos.

I want to nip to a wee, sorry.We don't have time to nip to a wee, bro.It needs to be done, bro, I'm bursting.All right, I want to see you run, though.You have to run.Dump that man.

Wow, you run like that.Look.Good Lord have mercy.Oh, the traffic's horrendous.Oh, God.Okay.

Right, well.See, I mean, it's busy around here.It's hectic.There's stuff going on.Jesus.I must say, like, I'm quite impressed with everything here.

Look, it's like the robot man cleaning.Mate, it's lovely.Everything's really clean.I'd say it's like a combo of absolute chaos, but also really efficient.Yeah.Oh, watch out.

We've got Duro and Frida over here.Me when I crash my car.Old people.Old ladies.Thai ladies.Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.Yes.Wave.I'll wave here.I'll wave here.Hello.

I feel bad because I'm not buying anything.I bottled the wave.I bottled the wave.Take a selfie with an animal you would not be able to find in the UK.I don't think this is in the UK.I mean, it's not.

I don't know what they are.Right.Take a selfie with this.Hello, can we get that please?I'll try one.What?

We need a selfie with it first.Okay.Wait, you're going to try it?I'll try the pincer.Do I want to do this?I kind of regret it.

I heard a big crunch.It tastes exactly the same as spider bite.That's not a sentence I should be able to say.I shouldn't say it tastes like another animal I should have eaten.I didn't enjoy that.I've eaten vomit and scorpion today.

I didn't have breakfast.Should we go for an outfit?Yeah.They're really sharp.Prime burger.Calfreezy and KSI's latest fucking...

Latest joint venture.Prime burger.Unique outfit.What's unique to us?What can we be?What if we get dressed in the colours of the Thai flag?

Yeah, that's pretty cool.You could do a colour match in here.Do you go blue bottoms, red top, white jacket?Yeah, blue bottoms, red top, white jacket.White jacket.I don't really want to wear a jacket.

Go shoes maybe.Shoes is a bit nasty.So we just got to go...Blue and red, and we've got white shoes already.Blue.This is red, but it's also got black on it, it's my fault.

But it's red, and it's got white.This is pretty tight, I can't lie.Do you not think that's French, mate?Where's France on it, mate?It looks like a French guy.Where's France on it?

What's the colours on the tie flag?Yeah, yeah, valid.Exactly.Thank you.50 % off?Oh, wow.

Yeah.Oh, yeah.What bottoms am I going to wear?Do I need to change bottoms?Should I just wear the top?Sure.

We're going to go get ready.Booyah.Thai colours, bitch.Thai colours, bitch.Dairy and fruit.Any of this?

Ooh.No, that's a vegetable.Right, any dairy and fruit on the move?Oh, no, that's mango, mango, mango, mango.Okay.Dairy and fruit, no.

I'm okay.Thank you, though.Thank you.I can't find anything.We're just walking.Never -ending street, bro.

It's a Pratt & Anne market around here.Might be an outfit for live round here somewhere.We need to lock in here, bro.What's the plan?We got Chai Mong Khol market.Yeah.

It's a bit like clothes markets around here, though.I need fruit.Get a monkey t -shirt.I'm not wearing a monkey t -shirt, bro.I've had enough clothes calls in my time.I'm not...

Real fresh fruit.Maybe there's a dairy...You'll get waves.You'll have to get waves.Waves.Waves race.

Durian.That makes me feel it.I've never seen...Bro, look.It's heads.Crocodile.

Bombardillo.Crocodillo.Yeah, look what I did to it.Yeah, don't fuck with me.Okay, look.What do we need?

We need to beat someone in a hopping race.Yep.We need three waves.Yep.And we need a costume.That's it.

Yep.I think we head out and whatever we find, we just do.It's quite a cool T -shirt, you know?Yeah.Or do you want to wear a T -shirt that says, I heart Bangkok?Sure.

Yeah?I will heart Bangkok.So I'll get that one and you heart Bangkok.Okay.Can I buy?Do you have a large?

Hello.That was a wave.Oh, OK.OK, thank you.That was a wave, by the way.That wasn't a wave.

wave.She went like this.She went.Harry, should we try and get an outfit in that mall?Huh?Should we try and go in that place where it smelt nice?

Yeah, where you were wearing clothes.Try and get clothes or something.Sure.I'm down.It's just going to be clothes like this, though.Let's have a look.

I'm sure we can try and find something.I mean, there's a creepy rabbit mask.There's willies.Willies?We can't have that, really.I mean, if we have wigs on, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.True.Oh, yes.Yeah, mate.This is the spot.I'm not going to lie to you.

This is the spot.What's that?It's empty in here.Oh, aliens.It's an alien.Rock -a -broker fucking in a Christmas tree.

This is the gaff.Oh my God, that's your whole...Yeah.Oh my God.Right, if we're going to get out of here...Yeah, perfect.

There's so much stuff here.Oh yeah, this is...Well, this is perfect.Yeah, it's...I'm almost spoiled for choice is the issue.

Is there anything like traditional?Hello, my friend.We are in the market for some Thai silk.Yes, how far?24 minutes, okay.And drive?

Okay.24 minutes.Okay.All right.Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you.Thank you.You like our Thai colours, bro?Yeah, I quite like my little scarf.I quite like it, bro.Fresh.

Everyone's so friendly here, man.They are.UK, we need to pattern up.We're moody.We're still on the lookout.What's that?

Is that silk?Might be.Is that silk garments?I think it might be, mate.We might have found our new colours, bro.We should have just come straight here.

Oh my God.I might chop one of these on over the top.Over the top, yeah.Okay.Hug done.Race, not done.

Five waves, not done.Silk, done.Selfie, animal, done.Durian, done.Find and wear a unique outfit.Ain't nobody putting on the ons with the elephant pants and the Bangkok top, you know?

And I love Bangkok.Yeah, and the elephant silk.Ain't nobody putting that combination.This unique and that.But now we have to cross the river.Only if you race me.

Oh, you have to race him.Have you seen how big I am?No, no, no, but it's a hopping race.It's a hopping race.You have to hopping race him.Hopping race.

Hopping race.I feel like you're ignoring the race.If you want a picture, do a hopping race with me.Hopping race?Hopping.With one foot.

I can't do that shit.I can't even run half a mile.What do you mean?You can't hop.Three, two, one, go.Can I jump?

Yes!Winner!Thank you very much.Thank you.All right.So, unfortunately, you can't take a photo.

Race done.Five waves.We need three more waves.That's it.I'm going to ask.Oh, hi.

Is this Thai silk?All of it?No, I want Thai silk.Pure Thai silk.Yeah.Yeah?

Do you want that one?I'll take this one, please.We only need one, right?Okay.Yeah.Yeah.

Wow.Okay.Beautiful.Can we buy that, please?I can deal with it.Wait, I don't have my glasses on.

I wasn't ready for that meme, bro.Thank you so much.Okay, what else do we have to do?Just the animal, right?Just the animal.If we can find the animal...

can find an animal.We're good.Race another person one foot while hopping.Done.Done.Purchase some tire silk.

Done.Done.Take a selfie with an animal you wouldn't be able to find in the UK.That's what we need to do.And find them, wear a unique outfit.Best outfit gets a reward.

Well, I like our outfits.If it doesn't get rewarded, it doesn't get a reward, yeah.But we just have to find an animal that's not native to the UK now.That's it.Animal that's not native to the UK.Do you want to go to the park?

Maybe we just go, yeah.Should we go to the park?Yeah.Right, we're sorted.We are sorted.Understatement of the century.

We can't put it on yet because we wouldn't be able to get around, but at the end we'll - We should be - If it's a reward, we should get one.All right, so now find that fucking fruit and wave at some old women.Okay.And then race a fan.Okay.Right, let's lock in.

We could still win.Right, we need to get a selfie with something.Some animal.I'm going to have my phone, please.I believe that these birds are not native to the UK and I think they're an Asian property.He's got furry head, look.

Oh, I've got some cool pictures of that.Do we have to get a picture of it or with it?That blackbird's got spiky hair thing.I've never seen that in the UK.Blackbird with a mohawk.Look, that's the David Beckham blackbird.

I'll take that.That ain't in the UK.I've realised that these trousers are not unique.Why?I mean, he's got some right there.Oh, no way.

No, that was actually incredible timing.But wearing one leg up with the Nike socks.Oh, now no one doing that.Get on this boat, we walk, we get our waves, we're done.Do you want to see it?I feel like there's people there that probably deserve it more than us.

Come on.This is it.The final stretch.The question is, where are we going?That's a wave, that's a wave.That's a wave, that's a wave, that's a wave, that counts.

Hello, hello.That's a wave, that's a wave.That counts, one more.Hello.That's a wave.Does that count?

Is that a wave?That counts.Yes.We've done it.Hello.That's another wave.

We're getting them all out now.Another wave.Toby, whilst you research what bird is, We have given a stranger a hug.Uh -huh.We have raced another person whilst hopping.Yeah.

We have got five waves off of old Thai ladies.We have purchased some Thai silk.Come on, G, look at me.We have taken a selfie with an animal that we would not be able to find in the UK.I don't believe that exists in the UK.Black.

We've eaten durian, and we have found our unique outfit, and the best outfit gets a reward.I'm happy.Black mohawk bird.That is complete.Island.Despite being common in Bangkok today, it actually comes from Java and Bali.

We wouldn't find it in the UK.We wouldn't find it in the UK.Do you reckon we can get closer?They're running away.They're running, bro.Look at him.

That's sick.Hello, bro.Native to Java and Bali, mate.We're done.That was crazy work from you, Bazinga.What?

Taking photos of minors.Oh, come on now.Significant...Oh, there's just bowls.Lingerie.Clad women.

Are you going to turn up in that?I'm not rocking up in lingerie, mate.There's no way.You're going to like it.Hello, mate.It is.

Race him, race him, race him.How's it going, mate?You all right?Do you want to be in our video for a second?Yeah, of course.Okay.

Can I race you in a hopping race?All right, cool.Yes.I'll race you.You just hop like this.All right, I'll race you.

Race to me, race to me. I'll race to you.Okay, all right.Three, two, one, go.Oh yeah, get smoked mate.Oh you bastard.I'm not sure we won that one.

We'll give you the win, mate.Well done.Thank you very much.Of course you can, bro.Of course you can.How's it going?

You good?Of course, of course.It's a pleasure to meet you.How are you doing?How are you?Are you doing your assignments?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Can we please have a picture?Of course, of course.Let's do it.Do we have any durian fruit anywhere?Sorry?

We're looking for durian fruit.Oh, durian fruit.Yeah, it smells like vomit.Inside, you should find a durian fruit.You think?Yeah.

Yeah.See, there are this mall, there's that mall.Two malls, guaranteed durian fruit.Guaranteed durian fruit.You're guaranteed.Guaranteed.

Guaranteed.Have a good one, mate.See you in a bit.Cheers, mate.Cheers.Thank you.

Nothing's guaranteed, bro.Not in this life.We just realized the task list is complete, so we need the final pin.Location, starlight, rooftop.So we asked him.We're going to ask Tata Man and see if he can take us there.

Skytop roof bar.Skytop roof bar.Get in.Get in.It's a race.Rooftop bar.

He's perplexed.No, no.Sky roof bar.Starlight rooftop and bar.Bro, can you film that?Film that.

No, man.It's a fake snake.That's a fake.No, bro.That's a fake snake and we shit ourselves.Fuck you, bro.

All right.We're on our way to the finals.We could very well be finished in 18 minutes.As long as we finish, I'm happy, bro.I'm proud of us.Proud of us.

I think our outfits may be a little bit lacklustre.Our outfits are a little bit lacklustre.So that's OK. I mean, this is...What?Oh, no, no.

Wait, that's it.What?That's free dried durian fruit.Does that not count?I mean, we could do it.I think that counts, bro.

It's the bloody durian fruit.It's right there.I mean, it is. I think at this point we've got to buy it, bro.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay, cool.It's a smaller one.

We'll give it out to the local kids.That's a punishment, though.What have we got to do with that now?Are you raced?Wave, wave.Wave at the women.

Okay, wave at the women.We've got loads of 20s left, so we go buy, buy something off their thing, and as we go, we wave.Okay.Easy.All right, your boy's coming back to race you again.Now, do I have a treat for you, big boy?

Kind of a...It can't be good.Fat -free, sweet and juicy.It's like my goals.It's definitely vacuum packed.Oh, that looks fucking like something to block a drain.

Cheers, mate.Oh, it smells of poo.Makes you vomit, right?Tastes like cheese.What the fuck is that?No.

I've had worse things, but I wouldn't - I can get the vomit part now.Yeah.Let's move swiftly onwards, bro.We're just looking for the oldest, the oldest, most crippled woman we can find.Oh my gosh.Oh my God.

Oh my.It's like a zombie horde.I never thought I'd say it.I can't wait to see Vikkster.Yeah?Yeah.

Yeah?Yeah.What's your name?Mike.Hi, Mike.Definitely wouldn't say Mike.

Josh and Harry is like a chaos team, so I dread to think what they've been up to.Really, we should finish last.Well, we've actually completed the fuck out of this.We might have won.Mikey, boy.This is icon.

We're close.Where's the cash?Just give him the whole thing at this point.Let's be smart with our back here.Just in case we've made an error.Peter.

Three.Three?Not 300?I don't know.Just give him 500.Yeah.

100?500.Fuck it.All for you.That's for you.You keep.

I think we're here.Starlight Rooftop Bar.There, that's us.Okay, thank you.You have 1 ,000 baht.Oh wait, that's 100.

Wait, I'll take it a bit, sir.1 ,000 baht, respect.Tip, tip.Oh yeah, sure, there you go, bro.Yeah, he's just had us for a ride.I think this is Starlight Rooftop Bar.

Hey, hey, let's go.We go here?Bring another team.Oh, lift.No, you guys.I know you.

So lift up.Where's everyone else?It's like the boys are sending into the light out here.I lost.We survived.Reservoir boys.

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Reservoir boys He's far.What did they do?Together we made it.We made it even though we had our backs up against the wall.Did you see any other British people come?How long ago?

We lost by 15 minutes.We've lost by 15 minutes.We're taking a piss.Your mood just fell, by the way.We know we've lost.We know we've lost.

Who's here?Yeah, come on.Who did it?Which two is it?Come on.Josh and Harry.

Well done.Toby and Ethan.Wait, what the fuck?Ethan?What do you mean?Ah, Bangkok has him now.

Is he having a shit?Yeah, he might be.He might be.Well done, second place.We heard you got here 15 minutes ago.Well done, lads.

You beat Mr. Abandoned himself.Oh, she's waving.She's waving.Is that an old girl?Are we counting that?I don't think it is at this point.

All right, and as the sun sets, it's time for some sunnies.I can't see a fucking thing.Where are my sunnies?Oh my god, these are the darkest.Wait, they're not sunnies.You've just put paint in them black.

Put these on.Try and see anything out of those.The darkest sunglasses.We're okay.Thank you, though, mate.Hang on, mate.

At this rate, maybe.So should we get in a tuk -tuk and go to it?We can text the location.of the ending.I think that means we've lost.It's never good when they're all over you.

Normally that means that we've lost, yeah.Okay.Starlight rooftop bar.Can you give us any information as to where that fucking is?What region is that in?What town is that in?

Is it in Bangkok?Let me just fucking...Look for starlights in the room.I think a tuk -tuk's the job, you know, here.We can't go any quicker.What else are we going to do?

Hello.Do you want to show where we have to go?Thank you, sir.Rooftop Bar.Starlight Rooftop Bar.There it is.

Yes.Is it this way?Up here?Thank you.All right.Roof.

Roof.Thank you.Wow.What a rush.Almost made it.Front or back?

Fuck it.You go front.All right.Make it look dragon -y or sound like a dragon.Yeah.We'll bounce.

We'll bounce.Ow.Ow.Take this off now.And you're not a dragon.They put us in fucking wet.

Why were we there?No mistakes this time.Bro, what did you do?I swear there was no trains.There was no trains for us.So the difference was these guys just didn't go on a train.

No trains.There was no trains.There was nothing there.Hitchhike twice.Hitchhike twice, tuk -tuk, taxi, metro.And train.

And train.Same as us then.Oh yeah, I'm sure you had just as hard a day as us.Josh, you've officially lost your first abandoned, but there's always next time.And for our winners, we have a magical silver traditional dye cup.Hold that up.

It's a singing bowl.Back to England videos, man.Did we win the costume or not?There's a reward for the costume.No one was sending those through to me, so.