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Today, the Sidemen are spending $100 ,000 betting on YouTubers.

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The boys will be betting on the outcome of increasingly ridiculous challenges taken on by our lineup of YouTubers.Back the right YouTuber, and the money rolls in.However, back the wrong one too many times, and you may have to find a unique way to buy yourself back in.

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The winner of today's video will get to keep with all of the cash.Everybody else will walk away with Nish.Zero.Anyways, let's welcome in the first YouTubers.Who is it?Who is it?

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Oh yeah.It's Danny Aaron's and Lachlan.

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Lachlan?

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Okay.

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You paid for my flights to come here, so I'll take it.Wow, what's in the mission to Oakton?Yeah, do you guys not know what you?

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Sit down.

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Oh, sorry, sir.He's fine.He's used to chairs like that.Oh Who can escape the duct tape first You need to bet on who you believe is going to escape the duct tape first.

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If you bet on the right person, you're going to double your money.

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How do you feel right now?I don't feel confident.Are you tired from flying?Oh, very tired.

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You do have rage in you.

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I do.We have no idea how much they're going to tie us up.

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Yeah, we've got no clue.Are they tying your legs?Are they doing like...

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I think the whole...

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It's the full shebang.The full shebang.Let's go through the first bets.Bez, will you start us off?

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Two and a half thousand pounds on my boy Danny.Yes!Yes!

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1 ,500 on laser, okay.

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Shit.Yeah, there we go.

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Thank you.I've only known you like a decade.Harry, they're both very scatty, but I think the scattier man is going to get out of this.I'll put two grand on Danny.He's younger.

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That's 20 % of his pot on Danny.JJ, go ahead.I have a lot of belief in this man.

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So I put up five thousand pounds on Danny.

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I hope I bankrupt him.He hit me with the lock on and now I'm motivated.Right, Lannan, this guy can go poor.I've got two grand on you.He spelled my name right.Oh, this is big off the rip.

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We're gonna be losing money, yeah.

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I've put my money on Danny Aaron's.

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Oh, how much though?Two backs.I love an underdog story.This is good.I promise I'm gonna try my best.

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Last but not least, Simon, where have you put your money?

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Well, I didn't know we were going that big to start with, so I only put a grand.Pussy, pussy.

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On who?

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Yeah.All right.Triple it if you're okay.Two grand.on Danny.

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Danny's doubling our money, bro.I'm motivated all of a sudden.

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Come on, you little crackhead.Come on.Come on.All right.Well, on that note, shall we bring out the boiler man?Tie me up.

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Oh my God.That is so unnecessarily creepy.Arms on the armrest, please.Come on, you little crackhead.I just got a new tattoo.

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Straight onto the arm.That's fucked up.

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They're never getting out.He shaves his arms.Oh, this is so shit.I hope you're invulnerable.

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Oh, this fucking sucks.Danny, how are you feeling right now?

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I'm chilling.right I think that's pretty good.

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No, that looks shit.On his leg there, that looks shit.Yeah, what is that?

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It's on my actual hair.What the fuck are you doing?That is barely fucking on.That is barely on.Get off, get off.He's hyping him up.

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Someone's got to do his mouth.Lannan, you've got less than mine.Look at how flimsy that is.Look at that one on his leg.I'm going through, yes.

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All right, ready?Three, two, one, go!Let's go!That meant everything to you.For me it's an average fucking day.Let's go.

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That was way more impressive than I thought it was going to be.

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Why was that so fast?Dude, I've been fucking waxed.

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Two bags, Danny.Can we get a round of applause for our YouTubers?

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Sorry, I lulled you into a sense of security, bro.I'm sorry.JJ's down five.Five grand a round.

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I'm sorry.

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Danny, I never want to see you again.I'm sorry, I won't come back.

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We're out the door now.Well, I thought we were gonna be here for ages.Thank you, boys.It's less than five seconds.JJ, talk to us.5K down, off the rip.

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How are you feeling?

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Pretty depressed.

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This is why you shouldn't gamble.

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All right, well, let's hope you can get your money back because we're now going to introduce the next YouTuber.

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I got a bad feeling.And it's me again.Someone else pulled out, I think.

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Why is Jack wearing his name tag?

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Jack, take the lanyard off, mate.Oh, you look tired.You look like belly.No, it's funny.Is that funny?I'm going to look like a pig.

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Oh, mate.

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Why didn't you tell me?

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You're meant to be my mate.Yeah, I forgot, mate.It's not up to me, is it?Okay, go ahead.Read it out.Okay, so this is who can get four bottles first.

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Ooh.

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Look, you guys need to bet on who can get four of the six bottles into their area first.Now, they can only pick up one bottle at a time and they cannot physically harm each other.Now, because there's three people here, JJ, listen in to this.

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If you bet on the correct person, you'll triple your money.

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Right, pick a triangle.This one.I'm going to move these into the correct position, so pick a triangle.

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I'll still take this one.What do you mean?This is Occupied.

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Remember guys, this is a three to one bet.What an opportunity.They got like some camaraderie going on.I just met them.They're both looking at me.Cole, while they're putting their bets together, how do you feel about this?

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I've never done this before.I don't feel confident.You don't feel confident?

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I'm going to change.

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No, no, no, no.Please.I'm good at new things.I'm good at new things.I will do this.I will do this.

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All right, Simon, what have you got for us?Come on, Si, I love you.Let's have a look at Tobi.I've loved you the most.

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Cole with two early bets.The market is moving.This man will not let me down again.Lannan, 2K.Josh got money to play with.He has got money to play with.

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Okay.JJ, you've only got five grand to work with here.How are you going to spend that?

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Well, I'm currently 5k in the hole.Okay.I need to get my money back.And I don't believe Jack can do it.Ooh.Oh.

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He does not have the fitness for it.I do have the fitness.No, you don't.It's this.

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But you got to do it like five times.

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Lannan, I feel like he'll get frustrated.So I bet 5 ,000.Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, I'm so motivated.This is do or die for JJ.Harry, what about you?Oh, I mean, I've also gone with cold.

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Oh mate.Just for the fitness.I've gone 670.Yeah, nice, yeah.

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That was really crap.Hey, bet someone original, man.Stop betting cold.Bet someone new.Come on, man.Backing my boy Lazer again.

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He's felt it.He's not very confident.£500, backing him.It's just odds, guys.It's the same bet as last time.

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I would like to point out that he has gone with the minimum bet.That's fine.That's fine.I've got my tail between my legs and I'm chasing my losses, so I've got a measly £500.Another minimum bet.

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Cheers for the invite, lads.

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No one bet on him.

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Jack, you should win so everyone loses money.

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I bloody will.

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You can get him out of this video.

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All you gotta do is throw.

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No!I'm going.demon time, motherfucker.Oh, this is big.Cole, you're nipping.

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Come on, Cole.Come on, Cole.I remember.

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One at a time.

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I'm gonna go three, two, one, and on go.Your aim is to get four bottles into your red triangle.

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Three, two, one, go!Go, Cole!One at a time, one at a time.Go, Cole!Yes, Cole!Right, steal!

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Let's go, Cole!No!

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Do you want to sit on the bench?

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Jack, how does it feel to defy the odds?man.So good, so good.There's definitely one person who's not happy about that result.JJ, you went all in on that.You're now down to zero.

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Yikes.How do you feel?What's going through your mind right now?

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Well, I'm a gambling man.We know.Not a good one.Yeah, but my track record isn't great though.Well, I guess I'm going to have to suck some dick.

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What the hell?All right, I'm going to go toilet.

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Yeah, I told you, man.

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So the totals have been updated, and now it's time to move on to the next challenge.YouTuber, reveal yourself.YouTuber.Don't be a shit one.Don't be a shit one.Don't be a shit one.

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Oh, who is it?Oh, fuck.Oh, no.The king has returned.I knew it.Where?

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What's he got on his ankles?You might be wondering why he's standing and walking slightly awkwardly.Well, let's find out.

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Why are your ankles so big?His ankles have swollen from the first challenge.My challenge is, how many avocados do I have hidden on me?

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Oh my God.Okay, guys.So, you need to bet on how many whole avocados Danny has hidden on him right now.And you're probably wondering, how's the betting going to work on this?Well, if you get the number bang on, you are going to get Triple your money my god if you are within one you will get double your money And of course anything more than that you lose it all shit.

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Oh My god.Oh, hang on.Okay.Yeah, I need exact numbers here boys.Okay.Can you squat?

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NoThis time we're gonna start from the middle the man who has 500 dubious pounds the final pennies sir, I guess I have to bet 500 and your number is 22.

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I'm getting another blowjob then.Because you're going to nothing.

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Let him have it.Maybe he's one off.

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Josh, will that be you next, please?I've gone with 16 and 500 pounds, please.Okay.All right.Tobi, what have you got?I have gone with 10 and 1000 pounds.

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Okay.

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Simon?I've gone 14.

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500 pounds.Played it safe with the minimum bet there, sir.I am not doing great.That's a fair point.

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All right, Harry, what have you got for us?I'm putting 1 ,000 pounds on this.I reckon he's got 13 avocados there.Wow.

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Okay, Vik?He's a crafty guy, so I don't really know.I've put 500 pounds on there being 12.Okay, another minimum bet.That's your second minimum bet of the day.

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Stingy bastard.16.

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with 500 pounds.

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Let's do this.Okay.So I think the best way would maybe for you to be removed each one in town.And if you could just put it on the floor.

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Yeah.Begin the reveal.What'd you got?22.I like that one.

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Before you go, before you go, did anybody haveless than 10 or less?10 or less, so Toby's gone.Continue.We're on 10.We're on 10.

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11, yes.Come on, there's two more.12, yes.13, yes.

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We know there's two in yours.

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17, no.We all lost.

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18.

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The one in your butt.

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There's more?

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Oh my god, David.Oh, it's really in there.19!

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20.

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22, that means you are two off, meaning you've lost all your money.Did we have any winners there?Congratulations, Danny.You're our winner.The ones in the sleeve threw me off.

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I knew there was definitely more.

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Guys, let's take a look at the leaderboard quickly.Mr. Moneybags himself, Vikkstar, is doing very well for himself.The poke is wet.Unfortunately, as we've mentioned numerous times, JJ, you have really gone back to zero, despite giving Ethan a helping hand.Therefore, you must participate in the next round.I will say this is purely coincidence.

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In the order in which this has happened, so please don't feel like it was targeted, let's get the YouTuber that you will be betting on as well.Please come out.JJ, if you wouldn't mind going to just standing up next to - Oh, this is big.This is mega.

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Oh, the chain's coming off.

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My bet's locked in boys.

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My bet's locked in already.You got this, Jid.All right, we've got who can crush the watermelons with their arse the quickest?Oh.

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If you both want to come and just stand at the bottom here.Just going to get sucked up into JJ's cheeks.

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Can we look at my face?What does that mean?

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He's got four of them up there.

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Choice is like pure broken coccyx.Before they get going, obviously you guys have to have to put a bet on.JJ, if you win this, You'll be back in the game.You'll have cash to spend.

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I want to look at both your asses.Yeah, get a little ass pose out.Fuck, that thing is..

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.Fuck!Fuck me!

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See, you know, I might have to take this off.Can I put this on?Yeah, you can put those on if you want.These are your new boxers, right?

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Oh, yeah, go on, Joe.

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Take them down.You need to calm down, sir.Benz is having a day of it.He can barely keep still, look at him.

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He's like, oh no, I need the bathroom again.These pockets are class.

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He's got them in.I think you're supposed to put them over your other...I've just seen sound man's gutted.

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JJ, how much do you want to be back in the game?

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I really want this.Joe.Are you dialing the fuck in?

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Joe, you need revenge here, bro.Remember what this man did to you, Joe.You know what?I'm gonna give 100%.

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Okay.Yeah, well, I'm gonna give 110%.

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Is that enough?I don't know.Bro's just saying stuff.Simon, where is your money going and how much of it?

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I'm going with Joe Weller, £1 ,500.Next up, Tobi.I also believe in this man.That's my boy, KSI.He's passionate, he wants it.

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To be fair, he is a lot heavier.

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But he can't get up though, that is a worry.Once he's down, he may be down.Stay down.I think it's time to turn my fortunes around.I've put £3 ,330 on Weller.

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So with that, that'll take you down to 3 ,000 pounds.Or up to 9 ,000.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I got 1K on Weller.

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I know how much he wants to gamble again.1K on KSI.

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Smash that with your arse.Count that arse.Three, two, one, go.Yes, yes.Oh no.Oh no.

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Willow, look in.

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Oh no.

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JJ, no.JJ, no.JJ, no.You've got three more.

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I haven't won a single bet today!I've not won a bet today!Not one!Okay guys, can we get a round of applause for your winner, Joe Weller!Good luck.Does JJ just stay out there till he gets back in?

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Am I just here the whole time now?

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You lost all your money.You can't play with us.

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All right.To get JJ in, you guys collectively decided he has to do something to come back in.He's got to clean up the water back there.Okay.So the consensus to bring you back in despite failing is you're going to have to clean up the mess.If you do that, you will be granted 2000 pounds and be back in the game.

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That's a quick job to be fair.

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You know, careful.You might make it worse.You're ripping the thing.No, no, no.

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This feels really, this feels wrong.I'm willing to offer £500 to whoever will help out JJ.There you go.Alright guys, let's take a look at the leaderboard after that.First of all, welcome back JJ.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Another loss to your record, but you are back with £2 ,000.We've still got the tightest bastard in the room.Vik is with £12 ,000 and he is running away with it.Close second place, we've got Harry.Wait, what the hell's Bez doing?Have you won anything yet?

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Not won today.Not won today.Well, hopefully in this next one, your fortunes will change.Shall we bring in the next YouTuber?

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Come on.

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Hello.Jack, you know the drill.Let's read out what the postman has for you.Who does this person actually know?This wonderful gentleman on the left here knows one of these three people.Now, you must guess correctly who this person is attached to.

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Okay.

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If you guess correctly, you're going to double your money.Each of you are allowed to ask one question to our panel before you make your bet.How do you each do that?Good question.

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He's my physio.He's your physio?You have a physio?For my knee.

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Okay.He used to make me toasties and he'd deliver them to me.within half an hour.

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We met due to a dating mix -up.The girl that I was meant to be seeing was sat on his table and we've been friends ever since.What's his name?Right.Rosh.Saf, but we call him Laces.

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Lace!Basically, on the first date, he wore Velcro shoes, so we made fun of it.

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Rate this man from attractiveness, one out of ten.How have you turned this into a dating show?I hear it, I hear it.

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I don't think that's relevant.Face me.What, you've not seen him before?I reckon he gets a solid seven.

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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't hate that.

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It's a bit, it's hard to say because obviously the girl I was meant to see for a key was me, so I don't know, what do I think I am?I would, yeah, well, five years ago I was a bit leaner.Yeah, I'll give myself an A. Him an A. I'll give him an A. What's your favourite memory with him?

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He helped my knee get better.He's just always there for me.

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Like 99p toasties, ham and cheese delivered in half an hour.What a fucking boy.

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Once for his birthday, we filled his shoes with his car with Velcro shoes.

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That can't be true.What's the point of asking these guys questions?What are we learning?

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Where's he from?Asia.He's Surrey -based.That's what I was getting at.Nepal.

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He's actually from the Philippines.

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Vik, you've got £12 ,000.Vik, you've been banned from minimum bet.If I see another fucking minimum bet, let's go through with the bets.Ethan, start us off.What have you got?

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Two and a half thousand pounds.I've also gone for Zach with a thousand pounds.

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I've gone Zach two one six.Zach one thousand pounds.

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Danny for two thousand.Just on a rogue one.

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Zach fifteen hundred pounds.Okay and finally.Zach two thousand pounds.Wow.Come on Zach.

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Zach and Danny have crossed their arms.That is a way to show that they're knowing.

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Mystic KSI's in the building.Would you take a step forward, say your name and which one of these gents that you know, and I guess your story.Come on.

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Hello, my name's Rosh, and I know Zach.

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Yeah!

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What's the whole toasty thing about?

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I was his toasty dealer, maybe dealer's not the right word.

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I used to sell him toasties in uni, that's how we met.It was called Texa Toasty.He'd text me and I'd come there.

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That's unreal.To be fair, it started a friendship.

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Thank you very much.Money!So everybody there, you've all doubled your money except for Josh.

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It's okay, Carlos.

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All right, guys, let's take a look at the leaderboard.Harry is so close to that first.All right, let's get on with the next challenge.Bring in the next YouTuber.

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I didn't like that.

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Who is it?

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What humiliating shit am I going to have to do now?This looks quite a bad one.This doesn't look good.

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Zach Oslop.

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I like to hear your name.

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Oi, Oslop.It's Oslop.Fuck you.Okay, Zach, can you read out your challenge?

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Who can scoop the most balls?

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This is Hungry Hippos.Before you get too excited, we're going to put the bets on now.Can you explain the game?It's Hungry Hippos, so the goal is, I'll lift up that hoop.You've got to scoop as many balls behind your blue line.With what, their arms?

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I assume their baskets.Bez?Yeah, mate.Who are you betting and how much?Zach.1K.

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Vik, the leader, he's going big this time, isn't he?Sorry, Lannan, but it's 1K, he's out.Oh, for God's sake.

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He's got reach.He's got 13 grand.I've gone 2 ,320 on laser.Thank you.

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I've gone 2 ,500 on laser.He's left himself 500.

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You could have 500 quid if that goes wrong.

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I've gone Zach 1 ,000 pounds.He always wins on this channel.I've gone Zach 1 ,000 pounds.2 ,500 pounds.

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And finally, Simon, who have you gone for?I've also gone Zach with 2 ,000 pounds.I won't let you down.There is a bit of a twist.Now that you know who has put their chips on you, please select one of the Sidemen each to control you and help you.Oh, shit.

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Lannan, if you would like to choose your Sidemen first.

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I'm useless.

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I feel like Harry's, you're kind of a weapon.

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Okay.I think that means something very different in the UK.Yeah, it does.Oh, it does.Zach, who would you like to be your partner?Simon.

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I'm not strong enough.I'm not, you need someone stronger.But you're long.No, no, you need someone stronger.Final decision from you, please, Zach.Choose Josh.

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He's got a kid on his chest.No, no, no, choose, he can take that off for this.I'll hold on to it.Okay, all right, Josh.Josh, you've been selected.

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It's a bit of a weird feeling.Since he got pick of the first side, man, what colour would you like, Zach?Blue.Wait, so we're picking colours?So you're going to be the pink colour, okay?Hey, nothing wrong with that.

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It's the worst fucking angle.Have you got a strategy?Should we take their balls away?

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What's our strategy?need to get an early lead and then go for sabotage.Okay.

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Three, two, one.

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Come on, Zach!Blue won!Blue won!Bro, this is so hard.No, you're killing it, you're killing it, you're killing it.Remember, blue, blue, blue!

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25 seconds left!My hands, my hands, my hands!And, and, and!Yeah, yeah, I feel like we're winning.We're winning.We're winning.

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10 seconds!Bring it backwards!3, 2, 1, start!

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We won that easy, I think.Okay, Zach, your team pulled in a whopping 36 balls.That's good.Good ball.Good ballage.It was a close fight.

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Ooh.How many in it?With 47.

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Yes!Suck my dick!Spin me in a circle, Harry.Spin me in a circle.Yes!Yes!

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Yes!

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Suck my dick.All right, can we have a round of applause for our two YouTubers?All right guys, let's take a look.We have a new leader.Ari has absolutely smashed it.JJ is back in the game.

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Let's introduce our next three YouTubers.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.I might just have to bet on Jack without finding out what it is. I'm redeeming myself.

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Okay, Phil Baker, welcome to the video.

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Hey guys.Hello.One odd choice of outfit.He's lethargic already.Have you just mocked my outfit?No, I was talking about Jack.

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Because you're now the third person to do that.It's the shoes.

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Who will get their balloon popped last?

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Okay guys, now I'm gonna ask that you place your bets now before the wonderful lady comes out in front.Because there are three YouTubers, this is a triple money.Just before you guys solidify your bets, would you give one sentence as why you think your balloon won't be popped?

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Not popping my balloon.

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I don't think that's a game.That's enough for me.Cole.I've got a better hairline than him.So I know he's going to be popped first.Jack's got a decent hairline.

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So it's between me and him, I'd say.

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Okay.And Jack, why are you going to be the winner of this challenge?Why should they bet on you?

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They should bet on me because they haven't believed in me last time and you lost a lot of money.Do you know what, Jack?

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You swayed me. I'm a serial winner.Oh, okay.Simon, we'll start with you.

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I have been swayed to Jack, 1 ,000.Wow.

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I have also been swayed to Jack.Jack, 1 ,000.

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He's getting a lot of love this time round.I will lock in.Jack, 1 ,500.Boys, come on.Yes.

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Theo, 2 ,500.Here we go.

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I won't let you down.Theo, 6 ,000.Wow.

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That is our biggest bet to date.Close your mouth, Ethan's done.Three to one, this could completely - I believe in Jack.

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Yes, I believe in Jack.

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Point me being it.He's awake and he is.

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Jack, one K. There's no point in me being it.So Cole, did anybody bet on Cole?I was gonna bet on Cole, but then Toby made me. I'll be honest, after his last showing, I can't bet on him.

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That's a good argument.Trying too hard is bad in this.Fio's ready.I could never bet on someone named after a combustible bit of rock.Nice.Thanks, mate.

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My mum made that name, but she's not here with us anymore.

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Yes, Harold.Right, guys, can we please have you three move off just to the side as we introduce the lady of today's video.Come on in.

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Oh, no.Welcome.

33:34

Okay, shit.So it appears that maybe some of the boys weren't aware of the exact scenario they were placed in.Anyways, Harry has got six grand on the line and the way this is going to work is each of these boys are going to ask a question, right?Depending on your answer, you will pop whichever one you like the least, essentially.And that should leave one man standing.Two questions.

34:06

All right, Simon, ask a question.

34:09

My question is, could you all just tap your head without anything else on it?What does that even mean?What does that mean?Oh, I see.

34:23

Oh, what's so funny?

34:25

I see.There's only one man confident with his hair and that is me.

34:42

Okay, well before you pop any balloon we're gonna ask you one more question what would you like man is cold in the middle how did your I swear you're done by the police for **** porn.

34:58

That is a lie.

35:00

It wasn't **** porn, it was **** porn.Yes, but don't knock it till you try it.

35:10

I don't think I will.I think I'll take a miss on that one.

35:14

I've got room for one more question before this round is over.

35:18

If you was to get matching tattoos with this lovely lady, what tattoos would you get together?Well, I love the snake on your wrist.

35:26

I like the nose.I'll get the nose ring as a tattoo around my nose.I have a tattoo.Actually, yeah, we have tattoos together.Remember?Not together, but I have tattoos.

35:44

I have a tattoo.This guy's odd, man.

35:52

What are the coordinates of?My coordinates.What are you talking about?I bloody like the lion.Yeah.

36:03

Okay.

36:03

And I would get the lion because that means something to you.

36:16

So guys that is gonna be the round one complete I would ask that you pop one balloon and one balloon only This is the person that you would like eliminated from the dating pool lady.YeahGoodbye.Just that door.Why did you pop his balloon?He seemed like a lovely bloke.

37:07

Older for me, I think as well.

37:10

How old do you reckon he was?

37:13

36.

37:17

You're not far off.All right, let's move on to round two.Stop being weird and leave.Just turned 30.All right, let's move on to round two.Who has yet to ask a question?

37:31

Vik.

37:31

Can we get your favourite colours?Great question, Vik.

37:38

My favourite colour is sort of like a black with a bit of turquoise and green.

37:47

Three colours.

37:48

No, but in order.So black, turquoise, green.

37:51

Black's the shade.

37:53

What does that mean?

37:53

Black's a shade, not a colour.

37:55

She's right.She's right.That doesn't mean...

38:05

What's Cole's?

38:06

What's Cole's favourite colour?Excuse me?

38:09

What's your favourite colour, out of interest?

38:14

I don't know whether to tell you, because I think you're just going to go with that.Mint green.

38:17

Mint green is mine.It's not weird that you say that.I'm so green.No, no, you said that.Green's a shade.

38:24

Everything's a shade.Jack, Jack, Jack!Which is a good thing, which is why I agree.

38:29

I'm saying, thank you for reminding me.You're so smart.

38:33

Honestly, I don't like him either.

38:37

Great question there, Vik.Josh, have you got a question for the panel?Can we see your best dance move, please?

38:43

Oh yes, this is great.

38:47

Fuck's sake.

38:50

Oh yeah.

38:57

Okay, you messed up with this one.

39:00

Yeah, this is annoying.Okay, what style do you want?

39:03

Whatever you think.Jack, Jack.

39:09

I can do that.

39:14

Can you?Go on then.Go on, just both go at it.

39:35

We're gonna have to take this round to a close.That means we are asking you to pop the final balloon.Who's it gonna be?

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40:00

Can we get a round of applause please for the three?

40:17

Everyone, Fionn was in this at one point.

40:20

Oh, Jack's the best.

40:21

Jack, fuck.That's all Harry's doing.That's the worst possible outcome.We've lost our bets and they've won.You lost 6K and you made us win.

40:29

Harry, that generation was like, six grand and out in front of a f***ing car.All right, gents, bad news for Harold.Down to 8 .6K.

40:40

How are you feeling, Harold?I'm devastated.To be fair, I thought I'd be lower.I'm still in the mix here.I've still got a chip in the chair.

40:47

He's still there.We do have Vic.Bad news, Vic.Min bet for you, 3K.All right, shall we introduce the next two YouTubers?

41:13

Who can make the best paper airplane?

41:19

But there's only two of them there and there are going to be three competitors if you two wouldn't mind selecting one of these gentlemen to go against Bazinga.All right, okay.Should I knock my bet in now?And you are welcome to bet on yourself here, Bez.

41:38

Absolutely.

41:39

Bez, are you betting on yourself?Yep.It's all about the throw and the pressure as well.It's all about distance, yeah?

41:45

Yeah, it's the furthest one.

41:47

You don't know my aviation history.I can't be good, man.

41:50

Bez, who did you bet on?Myself, 1 .5K.

41:55

Vic.Not a lot.I got Ethan for three grand.

41:58

Minimum bet against him.

42:03

Harry, I've gone Becky for 2 ,000.I like him.I like him a lot.Nice guy.

42:15

He's gone all in.He's gone all in again.I've gone Bez, only 1 ,000 pounds.That's not true belief though.Ethan, I believe in you more than you believe in you.Come on.

42:29

2 .5 bags of money.

42:31

Here we go.And finally, Simon, who's your money on?I believe in you even more.Yeah?Three bags.Don't let me down.

42:40

I won't.There's three contestants.You know the drill by now.Your money triples if you get it right.Okay, guys, you have 60 seconds to build your aeroplane.The timer starts now.

42:53

Not using the floor is crazy work there, Ben.I don't like it.Sorry.

42:58

Harry, it's going to be okay.It's going to be okay.

43:02

I've never built a plane.Most people haven't built a plane.

43:05

Do you know how to build a plane, Vik?

43:06

You've got what you've got.

43:06

Yeah, I've been on a plane this time.

43:08

Oh, shit.Joe looks good to be fair, though.

43:10

What the fuck is that?What are you doing?No, no, no.Harry, don't make her panic.Don't panic.

43:16

Have you ever folded an airplane?

43:19

No, no.Can I cash out?Wait, why can't I make it?No, no, no, no.

43:23

I think you're in good stead here.

43:26

Yeah, it's between you two.Joe's locking the fuck in here.

43:29

Oh, don't rule out this.I'm not sure about the back spoilers.She's made a boat.The back spoilers scare me.That's going to slow down your bike.10 seconds.

43:42

Five, four, three, two.That was amazing.

43:48

Okay, can you just - Becky, would you mind showing to the camera, can you display your plane for the - I would love to, I would love to.

43:56

So this plane's going to Swansea.So not far, but still quite far.

44:02

Here you go.beautiful.

44:08

We knew he did fuck all in school.He just built those planes.Joe, let's have a look at your plate.That's nice.

44:16

Why the fuck have you got shit in the back?That might be some good air manipulation.I ain't got a clue.You got a spoiler?

44:25

I'm finished.Zeki, you're up first.Nice and smooth.

44:30

Nice and smooth.Okay.Harry, I'm so sorry.

44:38

It was going well.I'm happy that you've made this approach.

44:50

All about the technique.Here we go.Follow through.

45:13

I don't know how you would lose.There is no way.

45:20

Wow.You can do it with your eyes closed.

45:26

Don't go backwards.

45:28

Can we get a round of applause for our YouTubers, please?Well done, guys.All right.Some big changes.Vic, despite my attempt to nerf you, you have risen to 20 ,000 pounds.And it looks like you've only extended your lead, although it has definitely switched up quite a bit.

45:53

Hold on a second.Is that right?You're going to have to join the challenge.Another buy -in.Another buy -in.just go and stand up there and we'll get your opponent through the door.

46:11

Here we go.I'll be honest with you.This one, you don't want to be involved.All right.Let's get your fellow YouTuber out.Come on out.

46:33

No, we're not.You're doing a high rocks in that box.

46:46

Who will snatch the other person's wig first?

46:49

Oh, that's a good game.Okay, so this is going to be the winner.So who's snatching?Off the head.No, off the other person's head.Who's going to be the winner of this?

47:03

This is going to be a best of five format.

47:06

Okay, best of five.

47:08

Fucking hell.

47:09

I know where my money's going.See, that's spring.All right, shall we go through the bets?I've gone Teo, 1K.

47:18

Theo, 1 ,000 pounds.

47:19

Vik?

47:20

2 ,000 on KSI.He's quick.He's nimble.That's below minimum bet.It is below minimum bet.Do some big bet.

47:27

You're 20 grand.

47:28

3 ,000 minimum bet.We'll put that out.

47:29

3 ,000 KSI.Are we in a different casino here?

47:35

What's going on?You're on the high roller table, bro.I want to leave.

47:37

I don't like the high roller table.That's why I lose all my money.

47:42

I've gone 4 grand on Theo.That's 10 grand I've put into it.Two and a half grand for Theo.That haircut off his head.

47:52

My boys are not giving my boy respect.What are you boy?3 ,500 pounds on KSI.

48:01

And finally.

48:06

Wow.

48:06

I know who my real ones are.Exactly, come on.Take that fucking wig off him, bro.Take his dreads with it as well.KSI, you do this.

48:18

That's hard to access.How are you getting that?That's illegal.

48:22

That's not fair.

48:22

It's on.

48:22

That's not fair.That's not on.

48:24

It hardly fits on his head.

48:25

It doesn't fit on his head.It's not fair.It's on.

48:28

It's on the back of his head.

48:31

I think this is regulation.I would have bet differently.Theo, lock in.You've got him, Theo.Don't let him go, JJ.

48:53

He's stepping out of the box.Theo's out of the box.Theo's stepping out of the box.I can't see.I can't see.Come on.

49:09

It's an illegal way.Theo, put it down your pants then.Theo, put it down your pants.No, no.It's literally said on your head.

49:16

That's a molly.You bet on the wrong horse.

49:18

Hey, hey, hey.

49:23

He didn't actually take his wig, he ran out the box.2 -1.Wait, what?He's got to put it on his head though.Yeah, yeah, get that on your skull.

49:31

Theo, come on.Yeah, I like that.All right, that's fair, that's fair.That's touching his head.Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's tucked in his bandana, we're fucked.

49:54

This is the final round, by the way, it's 2 -2.

49:59

He can't get to it.I can't reach, that's not fair.Just for the final round, we need one round of a fair wickage.Just proper wickage, please.

50:07

Just a fair wickage.Put it in the top of your bandana.You can just take it off.

50:12

Oh God.You know, he needs somewhere to put the wig.He's super glued it on.

50:16

He doesn't come off anymore.What's going on?He's fucking got a slatted band around it, bro.

50:24

You know what, fine.

50:26

I like that, I like that.You've got to pull it hard, Theo.He's got no hair.Three, two, one, go.

50:34

Stay in the box.

50:45

I went for the special.

50:47

I went for the move.He just went.

50:53

Congratulations JJ, you're back in the game.

50:56

I've lost 10 grand.

50:58

Here you go mate.

50:59

Fuck you.Harry was on 14 grand.He's now on two.Fuck me.Hey Harry, I won't let you down next time.

51:08

You just jumped out the box.Well, well, well.What a fall from grace we have here.Harry, once a leader, now, Dead last behind the rejoiner.

51:22

Theo took 10 grand off me.Six grand the first time, four grand the second time.

51:27

That's good.

51:28

JJ, are you happy to be back?

51:29

Yeah, it feels great.My third buy -in.Do you still believe in yourself to beat this fucking rat?Well, yes, because I'm going to bet all in again.

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Can I do a one grand side bet just to get my money up a little bit?

51:48

With who?

51:48

Do you want a grand side bet?You've got a grand to spare.On what?I don't know, coin flip.He's going to say no, mate.I'll put a grand in, I'll put a grand in.

51:59

Who's got a coin, who's got a coin?Well, these both just have Sidemen on them.Sidemen on them, fuck.

52:03

Why don't we do 10K up, 10K, money up, money down.Ethan, yeet it.Here we go.Wait, wait, wait, who's taking what?You know, I'm money up, because my money's up.Wait, wait, wait, can I put money in this as well?

52:14

No, no, no, you guys, you're better.You just chill out for a second.

52:22

You both lose.House wins, house wins.No, no, no, should we count how many you're up for?I haven't got any money there.House wins.Can we not do this?

52:34

I think it's an exact half.House wins.So I've got no money now?

52:38

What the fuck?I didn't gamble with the house.The house wasn't involved.There is no house.A tip to the house.

52:48

Thank you.What the fuck?Guys, great news.We've got the next challenge.

52:59

Can we please bring in two YouTubers?What's it gonna be?

53:09

YouTubers yeah, yeah Because there was a late dropout I've decided to draft myself into this So I will be joining This says Who is telling the truth?Oh, OK.OK, YouTubers.Let's hear it.Cal, you go first.

53:40

That's you, man.Take it away.

53:41

When I was 15, I learned all the lyrics to Love the Way.Lie by Rihanna to impress a teacher assistant that I fancied.Ooh, sounds about right.Well done.We've all had a dream.All right, next.

53:54

Can we get Becky?

53:55

During the Sidemen Hide and Seek, whilst hiding in a bush for four hours, my boyfriend at the time called me to break up with me.

54:08

Sorry to hear that Becky wake up in Bush if that was true Jamie.

54:12

Hi.Can I can you tell your truth?Yeah Once I got boiling water poured on my back, my skin bubbled up and a helicopter landed outside my house to take me to the hospital.

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Guys, you'll each get one question to the three of us.And then you'll put your bets on who you think is telling the truth.Cal, I'll ask you my question.What's the first line of the song?I can't even remember that tune at all these days.It was 15.

54:59

Sadly, that's 16 years ago.

55:01

You don't forget that song.

55:02

You don't forget the first line of a tune.

55:05

Yeah, you don't forget the lyrics to that one.Becky.

55:08

Yes, love?

55:09

How many circles had closed when this breakup happened?

55:13

It was the second circle.I was in the same place for the whole time.

55:20

The second circle.

55:21

I was very good that day.Jamie, where did the helicopter land though?The helicopter landed in the car park.

55:34

Becky?

55:35

Yes, my love.

55:36

Why did he break up with you?

55:38

I mean, there's so many reasons.isn't there?Look at me.

55:43

You ask all the right questions, bro.I was too much.Next question.I don't think he's a cow, so I've got to narrow it down between these two.Jamie, can I see your back?Why don't you say that to me?

56:00

That'd be nice.What do you mean by that?Which one?

56:05

Is there a...

56:10

But it could be anything.That's nothing bro.It kind of looks like a sword.Yeah, okay, yeah.

56:17

Don't mind that back.

56:23

Nah, that's a yellow card.

56:26

On a scale of one to 10, how hot was the water?On a scale of one to 10?I don't think I remember.Like probably, I don't know.I don't remember.I'm being serious.

56:41

I'm being serious.Jamie, you're telling me a helicopter landed, you're telling me it landed in Meridian Estate somewhere now?Yes, it landed in Meridian Estate and it was before there was like, now there's like, there's a possible cage and all that stuff there.It was before, so it was just an empty car park.

56:57

All right guys, that is all the questions asked.Would you please put a bet on who you believe was telling the truth?Surely if it's Becky, I'd have put it in the edit.

57:07

She might not, she wouldn't have been on camera.Oh, by the way guys.

57:12

Got a text.

57:17

How much money you got left to bet?Harry, you should bet me.Harry, you should bet me, blud.Put all your money on me if you wanna get me. I feel like in the whole time I've known you, you would have told me that you had a lot of money.

57:35

a helicopter, bro.100 % I would have heard that.

57:38

No, I didn't go in a helicopter.I didn't go in a helicopter.I didn't go in a helicopter.So it just landed.It landed, I didn't go in it.I don't like helicopters.

57:46

Shut up, man.Yeah, all right, so you're out.

57:49

All right, we'll start from the left there.Bez.Becky, 1 .5K.

57:56

Vik.Becky, 3K.Shit.I was gonna go Becky 1640, but Jamie's convinced me I've gone 1640 on Jamie.Oh, he could be out.Nice, nice.

58:06

Becky, 3K.Not again.It's been like 10 years, bro.Becky, 2K.Thank you.Jamie, Adenuga, two bags.

58:17

Oh, that's good.Toby thinks that.Surely we know.

58:20

Becky, 3K.Wow, wow, wow.Nobody believe me.Could the one person please step forward and tell the truth.

58:42

I feel like I remember him telling the story.

58:44

Thank you, Jamie.

58:45

Here we go round of applause for our wonderful YouTubers and musicians.I won zero again!Five buy -ins in one day.Now, the next challenge will again feature JJ, KSI, because he is on again.You gotta leave a buffer or something, bro.Stop chasing your losses.

59:07

But you can stay there for now, JJ, as we welcome in three YouTubers.

59:14

Seriously, this is the one.No, I'm not betting.I swear to God, I'm not betting on you again.Hey, Harry.I'm not doing it, bro.Third time's the charm, baby.

59:23

He's not worth any money for you.Hey, Harry, he's playing against us, bro.

59:27

Who can minor carry someonethe best?

59:31

So at this point, you might be wondering what the hell is a minor carry?Well.Don't look, Carlos.Let's have a look.Oh no.Oh no.

59:41

We are shagging.That is, what is this?Oh no.

59:44

You want to choose the smallest ones.

59:46

Okay.So the way this works.JJ.

59:52

will be paired up with Joe.

59:54

As a team, it's a nice moment to have.

59:57

JJ, would you like to go stand up with your partner?

1:00:02

Now keep in mind, you need to win to make it back in.

1:00:05

What do you want?

1:00:08

Okay, Theo, you've had a rough ride so far, so I'm gonna let you select your partner from the Sidemen.Fixed up.Yeah, Harry.

1:00:26

Cole, who would you like to join you in your minor carry?

1:00:30

I'm going for the obvious choice.Mr. Vikkstar.I'll write my back now.Yes.Do you guys want to get into position now and we can use that as a reference?

1:00:38

We put our feet on a line, drag it ease.

1:00:41

Oh yeah, I like this.

1:00:42

Go on, get out of his net.Yeah.This is natural.

1:00:46

Oh God.

1:00:46

This feels great.Oh God.

1:00:49

Oh God.Oh, this is horrible.Let's see the bets.What have you got?Oh, 3K.Yes.

1:00:56

Come on, Ethan.Vik, what have you got?6K on Cole.Yes!Okay, Harry, have you backed yourself?No!

1:01:04

Three points, whatever I've got left on Cole.Everything on Cole.JJ, you're broke.

1:01:10

3K Cole.

1:01:11

3K on Cole.4K Cole.4K Cole.5K Cole.4K Cole.There's a lot on you.

1:01:17

JJ, you need to win this.3, 2, 1, go!

1:01:24

You have to finish.You have to finish.What's going on?I can't.I'm trying.You are sabotaging.

1:01:39

I'm not sabotaging.What are you doing?

1:01:41

I'm stuck on the floor.I'm stuck on the floor.I'm stuck to the floor.

1:01:47

I can't move.Try and pull me. I can't move.You got a velcro on your back?What are you wearing?What the fuck are you...

1:02:13

It was a house fire, I'd be dead.

1:02:26

JJ, we have to address the elephant in the room.You failed to win the challenge.

1:02:34

Why didn't you win that?I was doing wide and I went, did you see how fast they went?Fucking Beanie Gonzalez over here.What's the action about?

1:02:45

JJ, look, I think what you should do, because you're going to need some money for the next two rounds.If you stand up there and you could beg people to give you money.You just better stop begging, to be honest.Please.

1:03:00

Please.Lord Vikkstar123, please.You can have a thousand, it's okay.

1:03:07

Why don't you try someone else?Why don't you try some of the other?Okay, sure.Why don't you try some of the other guys?

1:03:13

Two thousand!

1:03:16

Wait, no, that felt.

1:03:17

That felt.You can have 2 ,000.It's not an option.

1:03:23

It's not an option.No, that felt wrong.Tobi, please.Please, please.Yeah, you can have one.Bro, we'll start with these.

1:03:31

You should give 2k.

1:03:33

Hey, I come from nothing, bro.

1:03:36

Please.

1:03:36

You can have one.Would you like a massage?No.Please.

1:03:41

I need money.Let me come for it.

1:03:46

I'm begging, please give it to me.Oh my God, a galaxy.

1:03:57

You can have another one JJ.

1:04:07

Bro, I gave you the same amount.You could ask for a few more, you might be able to beat Harry, you know, doing this.Yeah, ask for 160 quid Harry.

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Can I have 160?Yeah.Ethan's giving me 160.I'm giving Harry 160.

1:04:24

You seem so tight.Let me just loosen you up, bro.Ooh, yeah, I'm quite loose.Yeah, how is that?No, you can keep going.Yeah, yeah.

1:04:33

Yeah.How much?A bit harder.A bit harder.Yeah.Yeah.

1:04:36

Sit down.

1:04:38

Oh, no, that's dark.

1:04:40

Hey.

1:04:40

That's fucking dark.Hey.

1:04:43

Oh, dark.1 .5.Thanks, though.I appreciate it.What, another 1 .5?

1:04:47

Another 1 .5 from Tobi today.He's going to beat me.Harry, he's going to have more money.

1:04:54

Please give me some money, please.

1:04:59

I need the money guys.How much Rez?

1:05:12

You can have £340.quid.Why are you still doing it?Thank you, sir.I gave you three grand for a galaxy by the way.You know what?

1:05:27

I'll also go three grand.So one more.

1:05:30

As in, one more grant.As in, I've given him two, I'll give him one more.One more grant from Simon to JJ, please.And we're gonna leave it there, your begging is over.I'll give him another grant.I'll give him another grant.

1:05:41

Is he now above Harry?9 ,340.And he's gonna bail.We are now onto the penultimate bet.As you can see, we've got some delightful scran on the table.Some of the best scran in the world.

1:05:59

And there's only one man who's going to take on this challenge.What?It's this YouTuber.Don't.It's this Joe Weller.Oh, for fuck's sake.

1:06:09

Konnichiwa.

1:06:10

Someone will order a Chinese.Let's go.No, it's chicken wings.Well, you might go into the post box and read it out.How many sides chicken wings can I eat in 60 seconds?If you get the exact number, your bet will triple.

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If you get within one, it will double.And of course, anything else, money down the toilet.If you were to take a guess as to how many you would finish, how many do you think you would finish?

1:06:43

I don't know.

1:06:44

Oh, he's smart.He doesn't want to help out.Okay, start at the top there, Bez.I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and I think that he can eat and swallow six and I've bet £4 ,000.

1:06:56

Six and 60 seconds.I think he can do a little bit more.I think he can do seven and I'll put 5k on that.Oh, what a big bet from you.

1:07:05

Come on, fucking 30 grand.

1:07:07

What's the point of doing a big bet when we're doing it?

1:07:10

It's all right, KSI's gonna make one for me.I've got nine grand for seven.

1:07:15

I think he can do it.So you're going almost all in, saving yourself from embarrassment.JJ, what have you gone for?8 ,500.

1:07:24

Eight.Wow, that's a lot.Gambling man.I've gone 12 ,000 pounds all in for five.What?

1:07:33

Dude, you're a pussy.

1:07:35

You're throwing money away.Trust.Here we go.

1:07:39

4 ,000 great British pounds.To struggle on purpose.For nine.

1:07:44

Nine?Wow.That's a lot.Okay.5 ,000 pounds on eight.All right, Joe, now, would you be willing to reveal what was the number that you had in your head before they put the bets on?

1:07:58

Genuinely, I went for seven.

1:07:59

Oh, that's good.You can do one more than that.Joe, make sure you enjoy them all.Just eat them slowly.Three, two, one, feast.All right, he's off.

1:08:08

You've got to swallow it, though.Oh, no.Yeah.Oh, no.Oh no.Oh no.

1:08:18

Oh no.

1:08:28

Oh no.All right, Joe, you got this bro, come on.Swallow up, use the water.

1:08:38

Use the water too.

1:08:40

You're down to 25 seconds.Come on, Joe, get to five, get to five.That's number four and it is gone.Well done, Joe.

1:08:48

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.Hold on, Joe.

1:08:52

That's four done.Into the last one, is he going to get five?Is Josh going to get triple points?

1:08:57

Josh is going to kill it.Josh has done it.Wait, swallow it, swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:03

3...2..Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:05

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:10

Swallow it.

1:09:14

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:14

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1:09:14

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1:09:15

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:17

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:19

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:22

Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.Swallow it.

1:09:31

We have got two unfortunate characters.Here we've got Harry, I'm not sure how this happened.We're down to 1 ,000.JJ, I don't think you've ever been over 5 ,000 pounds.So yeah, we've still got some contenders.Bez potentially in this.

1:10:15

It's always a thousand pounds.It doesn't matter, bro.What am I going to lose?I'm losing anyway.

1:10:22

I'm going all in, but I'm just going to go opposite Tarek.

1:10:25

You can have Theo this time then.Who can get their chair the closest to the desk?

1:10:32

Oh, nice.He seems really excited about this one.Why don't we get the bets cooking here, guys?By the way, I will say they get two goes at this each.Two goes each?Oh, that changes everything.

1:10:47

The other point is if they hit the table, It's a zero.

1:10:51

We will start with the man at the top, Josh.I have gone all in on JME.Wow.

1:10:58

he's put it all in.

1:11:00

I can't believe it.No one can win if Jamie wins.If Jamie wins, I've won.

1:11:04

So can I change who I bet on now?In second place, we've got Vik.Vik, who have you gone with?Theo for 14K.My guy.

1:11:13

You've not gone all in.Theo for 14K, I said what I said.

1:11:17

Tobi.Well, I was going to go all in on JME, but this man has done it.So now to give myself any chance of winning, I've gone all in on Theo Baker.20 ,000 pounds.

1:11:31

That means you beat Vik regardless.Let's go.Okay, next up we've got Bez, who you backing?All in, JME.I wrote it down early.

1:11:46

Simon, I wrote this early as well.All in opposite of Josh.But I actually wanted to choose you anyway.

1:11:56

And I guess just to get us some extra watch time, fellas, what are we going for?All in!Opposite of Harry.I've gone all in on JME.Boys, this broomstick spin round Five times.Oh shit.

1:12:19

And then.push off and once you push off, both legs must be in the air.Theo, I'll put 20 grand on you, don't bottle it.Let's go Theo, five whole spins.He's practiced.No, no, no.

1:12:35

So the thing stays in the middle and you go around the stick.He is fucking sick.Can I change my bag?No, no, no.That's a practice, but now you actually have to spin.Ready and go.

1:12:49

Fuck me.Why?Why?wait, wait, wait.Let Jamie go.Jamie, would you mind going first?

1:12:57

I think you planned this to make me go first.

1:12:58

Spin around it quickly.Don't be so ridiculous.Come on now.We're on the final challenge.People got families to go home to.All right, here we go.

1:13:05

Let's go, Jamie.Go.There we go.

1:13:07

One, two, three, four, five.Go, go, go, push, push, push, push.

1:13:16

Oh, he's gonna hit it.He's gonna hit it.All you have to do right now is what it is.

1:13:27

One, two, three, four, five.Go, go.He hasn't hit.He hasn't hit.Has he hit the desk?

1:13:55

He's hit the desk.

1:14:04

The chair did not hit the desk.

1:14:06

What this means is it's genuinely, they've got one go here.They've got no score to go again.So you've got one shot.Make it count.

1:14:33

Just don't touch the desk, Theo.I'm mad dizzy, sorry.I'm so sorry.

1:14:40

He hasn't won yet.

1:14:42

It's scores on the board.It's scores on the board.It's fine.Okay, ready, Theo?

1:14:46

Three, two, one, spin.One, two.

1:14:51

Oh my God, he's going to hit his head.Wait, stop, stop, stop.He's concussed.He's concussed.

1:15:16

He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.

1:15:22

He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.

1:15:22

He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.

1:15:25

He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.

1:15:25

He's concussed.He's concussed.He's concussed.That was my whole bank balance, bro.

1:15:27

I thought he could cuss midway through.Can we get a round of applause for our two contestants?

1:15:32

Yeah, well done, boys.I knew you'd always back me.They just took it in terms of fuck me throughout the day.

1:15:39

All right, guys, the final challenge is complete.We will reveal the winner in four, in five, in three, two, one.

1:16:05

Congratulations.

1:16:07

Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.A deserving winner.

1:16:10

You know what?You bided your time.You did all of that.

1:16:15

You know what?

1:16:20

I'm glad you lost.I played conservatively the whole time.

1:16:24

You lost!

1:16:26

That's fine, I'm happy with that.Didn't go all in.You're happy with nothing?

1:16:31

Yes, I am happy with nothing, that's okay.

1:16:33

I played my game and I did alright.I lost!No, but I did fine.

1:16:37

What am I, a loser?

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