SIDEMEN CHEAP VS EXPENSIVE WORLD CUP TRIP

We're here in Texas for the England v Croatia match!

Today we're splitting up into two teams.Myself with Josh and Vic and Harry with Ethan and Toby.Both teams going their own way, chasing experiences only America can offer.One team living the dream money literally can't buy.The other, the cheapest seats in the stadium.

Right, so realistically we want to see something good here, right?

Right.Is that a school bus?Are we getting on a boat?

Oh no, we're getting, oh no.

Oh no.

Oh, but there's nothing else here, is there?

Oh, it's that innit, yeah.

Oh my.I'm now severely worried.No.Right.

Okay.By the way, guys, I said I'd be happy on either team, but I really want to be on the team, I've decided.

Do you?

Yeah.

Really?Give me reasons, reasons, reasons.

Because it's, I'm just, I'm still hot and we're in an air -conditioned car.

Yeah, it's being like in the stadium.That's the thing, right?Tomorrow.

I'll remain cool -headed.And also, I think Ethan and Harry will have a great time anywhere in the stadium.

Oh, it's over.Hello.

Oh, it's fucking boiling.Oh, no.We're on the key team.Oh, shit.It's fucking boiling.This is diabolical.

I've just put alerts on because they might need my location.Right.If need be, this is the emergency open.You can bust through that.

Just for a bit of air, I might have to.We're so low.I don't like it.I don't like America being this low.

We are the wheels of other cars.

My bum is scraping the floor.I feel like I might make a mistake.

We're going to get crushed by an F -150 Raptor.Oh, hell.Maybe we'll sit in the pool down here.

Or actually, I don't know what you're saying.Heat rises, you know.Yeah.Who's up to the play?The thing is, I know the expensive team are going to be like, what?AC.

Drinks on board.Limo.Yeah.Football's coming home, play it.

Yeah.

Yeah.Vibes on a million.

These seats in the back are really uncomfortable.

This is really uncomfortable.

We're all in this together then.We've been put in a troubling car, but tomorrow we'll be sitting in nice, cosy seats.

Oh, I'm comfy today, comfy tomorrow.It's like one of those metaphors of life, you know?You have to be uncomfortable to get comfortable.

You could get better, you can't get worse.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And also, by the way, if I know us, we've all got something in us.Yeah.Yeah.Something in us that makes everything great.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I know when I look at you, there's a special something in there.OK.Yeah.

I know when I look at you, there's fire in that tummy.Yeah.And when I look at me, I'm fucking great, yeah.

I went to the Euro semi -final and the final.

That's mental.That's so mental.You're more qualified than a lot of England fans, so you need to know some chants.What did we sing?God Save the King?No, no, it's about something, and that's what it's gonna be.

Oh, oh, about football and where it's going.

Oh, OK.There you go.

Is it a bit early to be singing it?

No, it's never too early, cos it's coming.You know we're singing about next World Cup?We've seen that.We've seen that.Every World Cup.It's always coming home.

That's a good one.

It's never not coming home.I can get that one going.

Are you ready for this?Shit.Eight more left.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, boys.Are we?England's going to bring it home and this song will go triple platinum.No, you're hoping, yeah?Or we're getting kicked out of the group stage and no one will hear this song again.Are England fans bigger than dreamers?

Not all of them.

Now here's my question for you, Vik.

Yes.What is bigger than a dreamer?It's just like...What's just happened?

I haven't changed that.Play it now.Nothing's happening.There we go.

What is bigger than your dream?I'm not pressing anything, it's you!

It's not me, I promise you.

England fans, they can be dreamers.They can dream and believe that it's coming home.But they need to be bigger than dreamers.

They need to know it's coming home.

Yeah, they need to be bigger than dreamers because they literally need to be delusional.

They have to know that they are going to win.

As a surefire fact.

It's not, I believe that we will win.It's, I know that we will win.Yeah.

Where are we?Pulling up, pulled up, outside the spot.Oh, shit.Oh, my God.

Look around.Is there, like, a vehicle, a vehicle swap?

This is not where I want it to be right now.I haven't got to go.Panicking now.

I'm not going to lie to you.I'm very happy to get out.Yeah, I hate my job at the end.Who's that?No, tell me it's a joke.Tell me my life is a joke.

If I'm putting three and five and nine together, that looks like a soccer mum.

No, I'm cooked.

And if it's a soccer mum, I'm actually kind of hyped.Are you looking at us?No, how am I this cooked?If she's a soccer mum, I'm kind of hyped.No, but how am I this cooked?

You're a married man.No, it's because we're going to carpool with a soccer mum.

This might be good.I don't think so.

I think it could be.

Oh, we don't know.

We don't know where, but to the stadium.To the stadium, but the game's tomorrow.

Okay.

Okay.Hello, I'm Josh, by the way.Nice to meet you.Hello, I'm Simon.Sorry, what was your name?

Maddie.

I can't tell you if I'm hyped or like, she seems nice.

Where's Josh gone?

No, he's not going to get a burger, is he?

We've been raided.What in the hell just happened?I'm very, if there was any doubt before, I'm very sure we're the cheat team.Yeah, 100%.I mean, that was a cheap thrill.Oh, yeah.

Ah, nice, you.Check where we stop up next.I can do a fucking wee.

Hi guys.So you just got yourself a drink.I didn't think if any of us wanted a drink.I can share my soda if you want.

I will be honest, I went in to drag Josh out by the ear.And you, what, fell into a drink?I fell into the fountain.

Oh, OK.

And I ended up with a cup of Fanta strawberry in my hand.He realised how great my idea was.Simon, who's your favourite PL team?Leeds United.

We all love Leeds!Yeah!What, baby, what?Why aren't you going together?

What?Wait, why do you know that?

I love Leeds.I love Leeds.

I'm not, I'm not messing around.This ain't a prank or something.What, Mum?We're with a true Leeds, Leeds supporter.What's happening?

Really miss the coach.

Jesse Marsh?

No.The older guy.Bielsa.Bielsa.Yeah, Bielsa.He used to sit on a bucket all the time.

Yeah, she knows ball.You think this is a bit...Kind of.So, Mum, I mean, Lo...Who are you sporting in the World Cup?Okay, that's good.

That's a good answer.Oh no, look at it.I saw the six on the left, lads.Wow.Industrial building.Yeah.

I'll lick a fucking colour on it.Yeah.Even the bowling place looks fucking depressing.Jesus, man.Oh, a movie building.

Yeah!

Let's build that then!

Seems pretty empty, guys.I think we've come on the wrong day.Yeah, I think we're a little bit early.

Maybe we've got to pick up our extra super VIP tickets for tomorrow.

Maybe that's what this is.That's all I can think of.We could crack the code here.Or we're just camping.

Yeah.

Oh my God, that's sad.We've been camping outside the stadium all night.

Oh, jump out.

Okay, guys.

Thank you so much, mate.Jumping, jumping.Thank you.

Oh, thank you so much!Bye mum!Love you mum!Bye!Um, I think we're going in now?

I don't think, I don't think.I'm basing the fact that all of it's closed.

They would let me in though, right?Go ask!I need to warm up for tomorrow.

There's a pizza hut here.

Is this us?

This is us.Boys, I might have made it.

This is a weird idea.

Hey, come on in Josh.

Yo, I'm sorry guys, I'm in this seat man, that's crazy.

Oh wait, it has massage seats, it's done.It's game over.It has massage seats, do it bro.Can you guys stop massaging yourself?

I can't hear you bro.I hear you over the kneading.

Bro's getting kneaded like he's dough because he got dough because he's on the expensive team.

I'm on fire.I'm on fire.He's cooking something that I don't want.

We're actually pulling up to this gaffer.We're headed to the baseball field.We've done nothing for three hours.

We've actually done nothing.I'm getting off the bus.We've done nothing for three hours.

Alright, let me off the bus.

We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.

We've done nothing for three hours.We've done nothing for three hours.He has gone mad.He's truly gone mad.

My God, Texas, we're still in you.He looks like the American football virgin.American football?

What is this?

He's chucking that thing.Yeah.Howdy.How are you?

Hi, I'm wonderful.How are y 'all today?Very good.Very good.

We're here.We're alive.

I'm coach.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

American football.I know you guys call it pitch.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.American football field.Okay, nice.Right?

Yeah, it looks lovely.I've got a deal for you.Okay.We're going to call that the 18 yard line.Yes.Somebody, one of you guys, kicks a field goal.

We've got two special cases for you, because I hear you're going to the England game tomorrow.Oh, yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.So we've got kits for you in there.

OK. I believe for the England game.OK.

You've got to make a field goal.OK.Yeah, we can leave with the case.I believe we will make this field goal.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Well, no, no.I think we all have to do it.Us British people, we think this is easy.Genuinely.There you go.All right, cool.

All right, let's get it.

Do you keep holding it as I kick it?

Yeah.Yeah, and I have to punt it likeit like a normal?You can do whatever.Oh, easy.No, no, no.

I'm just kicking it through, man.This is easy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Are you sure your drone's safe there, sir?Yeah.All right, let's get it.

For the kids, boys.Yes, for the kids.All right, let's get it.Easy.

Oh my God, it's through.It's through in the car, bro.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, yes, sir.

Okay.That would have been horrendously embarrassing if I hadn't got that through, you know?

Don't fumble this.

Yeah.Oh, no, sir.Oh god.Missed all the cards.

Let's go coach.Let's go coach.Yeah.

So one more.One more.

One hamstring left clinging on.

Yeah.Is it enough?

This is our weakest player here.Yeah.

He's got a bad leg here.Yeah.

Bad, bad leg.Come on.For the suitcases.

Come on Toby.Get her through mate.Come on.

Let's go coach.Let's go.

Never in doubt you get a proper kit for tomorrow.Yeah, I think I don't know.Oh, here's the deal You can't open them until tomorrow.I know when you guys get back to your hotel or wherever you're staying, you're going to try to jimmy and pick the lock.Okay, what's the code?

Yeah.No dice, fellas.Delayed gratification.All right.Well, thank you very much.Guys, it was a pleasure.

Thank you so much.Absolutely.Let's go, folks.We did it, guys.Yeah, we did it.It looked shaky on my first one, I won't lie.

Real tough on the slide.Yeah, I didn't love the slip.

Oi, we've made it.Vikkstar, you know good hotels.Wait, wait, wait.No, this is good.Present.I've made it.

You may have done it, Vikkstar.Vikkstar, you may have done it.

To the expensive tea.

Although, I did do this to you.

Finally!I've been waiting for this moment.

It's a cocktail lounge.

For years!

See you later, Vik.Come on!See you later, Vik.Yeah, I honestly...Let's go!...just take Vik to just take him wherever.

Thank you, everyone who's stuck by me through this journey.All the support from you guys, the fans, it means so much and it allows me to reach locations like this.

Three proper kicks...Thank you....from the lads.Thank you.I'm really excited to look at these tomorrow.Pleasure, Coves.

Thank you.Thank you, sir.What are these guys up to?Just going to see if I can make this one.$50 bet.$50?

Oh, no.Yeah.

Oh, challenge!

Oh, yeah, yeah.Of course it's a challenge, yeah.All right, $50.Lads, three kits.

Yeah.

For tomorrow's game.

The fact we can't see them yet is really worrying.

Very concerning.

This is good for you as well.You're not on the good team much.Yeah, exactly.Come on.Yeah, come on.Link up.

What do you do around here?Yeah, what do you contribute towards this?I fuck you both.

Oh, yeah.

Hell, yeah.

We've got a special car with a special person in it that's going to take you to your next destination.

Someone's in there.That's our guest, I think.Who the fuck is this?Hello, sir.

What's going on?

How are you?What's going on?

You guys coming in?Yeah, we'll jump in.We've just been cooking in this car.

You must be boiling in it.It's hot.We're going to send up there.You know what?I think I'm in that.The whole thing is yours?

If you get a lift and it goes up, We're good.He goes down.

This would actually be the most diabolical prank, by the way.I don't think any human would do it to me. I would.But it's not my video, so...Good.

As it shouldn't be.

So, are you coming to the game with us tomorrow?I'm coming to the game.You're coming to the game?I'm coming to the game.Come on!Yes!

Alright.

Have you been to England before?No.No?

I've never been to England.I've been to London.Oh, that's England.

It's been a long day.I knew that's what you guys were like.you, Colin.

This seems very good.Hello, sir.How are you?Oh, reading.Can I read?I wanna read.

You wanna read?I've only read the first line.There's six glasses, now I'm scared.

Read.As you can probably tell, a table waiting in the restaurant of nice smells.Feel free to order what you like.The expensive team has a budget that is high.

Why am I still in there?

Jump in the whip, bro.What's going on?My mind is...I don't understand.It's completely random, but somehow, every time, it doesn't feel like it's random.

What's happened to you, my guy?Tied me to a chair and shot me with a water gun to then come here.

Why?Why me?I don't know.I did spin the ball and said, oh no, I'm so sorry, Vik.It's up to you, Ibo.

There's nothing here!I've got nothing left!

Get one.It's for us.It's for us.This is what the expensive team's like.Yeah, normally.This is what you can get.

So there is six plates.The six is scaring me.

She's on the phone.Everyone is.Everyone I've looked at is usually on their phones.In the UK, we've got a guy called Cycling Mikey, and he made it his mission to catch everyone on their phones.So he'll just be, wears a GoPro on his head, and he'll cycle up to your car and look through your window.

Is he like a vigilante?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a daredevil.I'll give it a note.He's...He's found a lover.What?He's gone to the bathroom.

He's found a secret admirer.Were you in like a cubicle and someone slipped a note underneath?Not quite.It was similar though.Not sure if it was good or bad.Gone.

It says expensive team at the top, that's what I've seen.As you can see, there are six seats.Only three of you.Yeah.If you wish, you have the power to bring the cheat team to this dinner.The choice is yours.

The choice is yours.You did call it six keys.

Yeah, but I put me off.

It scares him.

Yeah, it's good.

The choice is yours.Do you think there's like...

I love those guys, but I've worked so hard to get here, and they're just going to...

Out of touch moment.Oh, you're a hard nine to five, yeah?Okay, sure.The choice is yours.There's three of us.Democracy.

It's a democracy unless someone feels very strongly.No, I think we decide as a group.Can we bring like...One of them.Make, turn them against each other.Or you could like FaceTime them, like who's most angry.

So like Vik calls them.Yeah.Says, boys, I've made it on the expensive team.Okay.Right, and then see if they're happy for you.

If I get a hint of negativity, they're not invited to dinner.

Yeah.Or.I like it.One of them will go, oh cool, and he'll go, I sent sarcasm, you're not coming.

Vik is calling me guys.Vik's calling, okay.Do you want a video call?Oh yeah, if they air you as well.Here it comes.

Hello.Guys, I've done it.I have Aura.Aura!Oh, yes!I'm on the expensive team, boys.

Yeah!Come on!Oi!

Big Sam hunking for you right now.We're happy for you.We're really happy for you.Is it everything you wish it was?

No, this is crazy, boys.I feel like he's trolling us.Are you trolling?What's happening?No, look at the gaff they're in, bro.

I'm on the expensive team.So where's the others?

They're here.Oh, we're here, we're here, we're here, we're here.Oh, they're having a laugh.

Oh, you bastards.

Are you happy to see these guys here?Why are they bare laughing?We're having a great time.What's going on?

Why don't get out?the...Hey, listen.Vikkstar, we are buzzing for you.I said this might be your football canon event.I think this could be it for you.

You might start loving football.This is it.Wow.

Say it again.

Would you guys like to join us for dinner?Yeah, but we're not going to be allowed to, are we?

No, you can, I promise.I'm so confused.

I don't get it.

I don't know what bit you're doing.

I'm so confused.

I'm driving a car.

The car's got no power steering, and you're laughing at me.No, no, no, no, no, no.We want to invite you to dinner with us.

What is he fucking up about?They're lying.I don't know what's going on.

You hold the phone like a fucking unk at a party.Why are you holding it?Why are you standing like that?Who holds the phone like an unk?You!You are the unk right now.

All right, bye.

Oh, shit.I don't want a dinner with you.We got fucking Colin now.

Josh was red in the face.Josh was giggling, bro.Simon covered his mouth.Hand over face, pretty much, bro.I can never work Vikkstar out though.I can't work out if he's being genuine or not.

I think that was just natural.We got the pitch.Oh, no.

Best bet.

Yeah, not one massage happening in here, Colin.

This is your stop.

What do you mean, your stop?This is your stop.You're getting out of here, no?

No?I don't say it the **** way.

F**k!Oh my god!F**king automatic doors.Don't get right up mate, it's fine.

Alright.

Door don't f**king lock.Oh my god, I can't get out!This car's gonna blow up.

It's sick.

Why'd you kick out?Sorry.

Here we go.

Oh no, it's the cool doors.Right, the doors work themselves.It's fantastic.Let's present ourselves well here boys.Let's not get kicked out straight away.Right, here we go.

Oh, it's f**king hot.

Oh my god, it's hot.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, England tickets.

Oh, yes for them.Be alone.Ninety -nine rose ed.Oh seat.Ninety -nine Where is it?Welcome to your dwelling?

Here's your tickets to the game.Yes.This is my way of yelling.Your team is cheap by name Can I have the sofa yeah, you can have I don't want to share I've been shared I've ever told before he tried to touch me They were saying there's a chicken pot pie you can buy out there.Yeah, it makes sense now.Yeah, because, yeah, you've got to eat.

I might buy a chicken pot pie, actually.I'm going to eat it in there.I'm going to eat it.I want to buy a chicken pot pie.I'll be back in a second, boys.

Cheers to England.I did fold like a bag of paper.They were being so nice.

We're buzzing for you.

It's really not what I wanted to hear, boys.Wait till they find out they were actually invited to dinner.If they just remained nice for another 10 seconds.

I can see why you're not a dad yet.Strong pull -out game.

It's smelly, smelly.Oh, has he got his pot pie?Pot pie, not even a pot pie, but pot pie and fucking a hot pocket, a pizza hot pocket.Dinner!Yeah, we're eating good.Dinner!

Have you got any calories to eat, really?

Do not cook in a microwave oven.Fucking hell, fuck it, we'll put it in.Oh no, not good.Golden brown.It's exploded.No, it's leaking.

That can't be.What?The hot pocket.Something's leaking.

The hot pocket's not good unless it leaks.

No, no, you've got both.Oh, that's not good.That's not good.That's really bad.

Yes.

Yes.Yes.Get into this.Let's get stuck in.Don't all chop at once.Please don't eat that.

Please don't put that in your body.

Inside the pocket.

Yeah, use this as a spoon.Put my fucking fingers off, man.That's no chicken.That's not a chicken.That chicken was bleeding a minute ago.

You showed them, Vik, actually.You showed them.No, I gave them a chance.You really said consequences of actions.Yeah.

That's a Toby bar.

Yes, please.

Check that out.You guys, you guys, crispy tuna.Crispy rice and tuna kind of guys.

They can't work out who's talking to the camera.Yeah, Jack, he's not talking to you.He was talking to the viewers.

No, I'm talking to Jack.Please.

No, viewers call Jack.Don't you dare.

Hey, slap his hand, slap his hand.No, no, no.We're a team.We're all a team here.You want one?

Rejected.

Yeah, kick him out.Lads, the spreader's calling my name.What are we going to do?Leave the food up there all night?Honestly.

Well, no, it might marinate.Maybe by the morning it'll taste nicer.

We're going to continue cooking, right?Right.Cheers.We are off and gone.

Right, so we're going to sleep like this, aren't we?

We're nowhere here, Colin, yeah?

You guys got room for four?Are you joining us, Colin?Turn you?I'll come in.The side vent, 2 .0.

Would you get the light, Colin?All right.Good night, lads.Good night.3, 2, 1.Me and bro are genuinely cuddling right now.

It's not as bad as I thought it would be.It's quite comfy.It is nice.He's got a lot of gift to it.

I'm better with a string.It's been a pleasure mate.

You sleep tight for us tonight.

I'm saying a prayer.

I need a bedside one.

Ask them at the front desk for water.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So Colin's got no ticket?We've sent him shop to get water for us, they don't even come with tickets.

The door's shut as well, so he can't even get back in there.

Maybe we should climb out the window and run away.Do you think it'll open?I reckon it's like a prison bar.I think it will slide.

We've got to get out of here.

That shit goes quick on the front desk as well.Don't leave any of your things.

Today, guess what?It's a big day.

Match day.

Come on.And we are leaving the city because we're going to the stadium.

Also, I'll give it a top that says Rooney on the back.A bit outdated.

What does mine say?

Yours says idiot.

Good.

No, listen.That night was something.I've had to run 7 -11.Yeah.I'm not that well -rested, guys, but I have got sun cream in my eyes.

Oh, no.

You know what that means?We're starting here.And you know where we're going?Come on.To here.Come on, you cheap team.

Come on, you cheap team.Come on, you fucking cheaps.Come on, you cheaps.Dirty cheaps.Come on, you cheaps.Why did you look at me?

Why did you look at me?You know what I'm saying?Hey, listen, we ain't cheaps.We're the cheaps.Right, coming in.

I've got a new one.I learned a new one last night.Meat, pie, sausage roll.Come on, England, give us a goal.Yeah, meat, pie, sausage roll.

He did change the tune of it.Meat, pie, sausage roll.

Come on, England, give us a goal.Yeah, I watched the clip.You just saw it written, innit?

Yeah.Well, I say we're going to the stadium.Mm -hmm.Well, in an anger envelope.Are you ready?I'm ready.

I'm kind of praying right now, by the way, I'm not going to lie.No, I don't want to go.Time.

It says we're going to Six Flags!

You actually scared me with the Peppa Pig word, I'm not gonna lie.I've always wanted to go to Six Flags, now I'm finally going to one.

You know you have the money, the time, resources, everything.

Every possible thing to let you go to Six Flags.The contacts.Sometimes I want the universe to decide things for me.

He was waiting for the boys.He's even been in locations with them.

Something tells me you're just performative.

You don't actually want to go to Six Flags.He better do some crazy stuff at Six Flags.If you walk in and be like, yeah, it's alright.Nah, I need to see you go mad.

Yeah, I'm about to see you go mad.

Oh!How did we miss that?

What a heli.

Wow.

Good morning.It's time to grab some grub.Yes.Nice.So you're getting in the van.You're heading to an internationally recognized restaurant.

That doesn't rhyme.Okay.What van?That van.Oh, this strange grey van.Mysterious.

Oh, briefcases.Oh, briefcases.

I forgot it was so bright.

Oh my days.

Need some sunglasses, lad.

Look at that.That's some big ting.Like me.Big ting.Don't really have much time here, but...

Would you consider second on the team in the game?

No.Okay.Vik, would you consider it?No.Okay.Just gauging, you know.

Take the kit off him.

You don't deserve to wear the badge.Obviously, I wouldn't either.Yeah, yeah.I would've seen if you guys would consider it.Five check, yeah?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're on to you.

Oh, my God.Let's go.Oh, my goodness.Order a classic American breakfast and then open your mystery cases.with these codes.All right, so we're gonna get a nice little bit of breakfast and then open this bad boy.

Yes!Thank you, sir.

We made it!They're playing our theme tune.

Oh my god.What's going on here?It's just like the entire park is just congregated here.I think this is our holding pen.Oh, what, until it's open?I think so.

I think it's opening at 11.Yeah, we have to run.It's 10 .57.All right, guys.Warm up.Warm up.

Come on, guys.Stretches.Stretches.What do you mean we have to run?Because we have to immerse ourselves in the experience.We get to the front of the queue.

There's 60 people.Yeah, but we could do for thousands.We're going to beat them there.

We could be faster than all of these people.We could be the first in the queue.We've ordered.Should we open up our suitcases?

I'm actually very much down.Yeah, OK.Right, 8, 2, 5, 4, 3, 1.Let's see if...

I don't feel like we should be excited for this.

I'm excited for this.I don't feel like we should.Oh God, it's not even a football shirt.With the big game approaching, you need to dress the part.Using the pens and plain tops, please design your own England shirt.Once you're finished, change into the homemade shirts and get back into the van.

You know, whatever I think it could be, it's really bad.It's worse than it could be.

I thought it was going to be the old school retro ones.It's got even worse, Stiffs.

Oh, we lost, we lost the race.

Yeah, we chose the wrong side.

We're running, but where?Why are we running?Why are we not running?Where are we going?

They're not coming.This is on my own.

Me and Vik know.One, we're actually still ahead of everyone.Yeah.And two, Josh don't have the stamina for this.

Come on.Let's go.Let's go.Three to one.Three to one.Is that odd?

This is hard.Who didn't make the line -up?Who didn't make Paul Harmer?Hesk.Oh, not Hesk, you know.He's been through enough.

He's been through enough.He's had it.Yeah.All right.Logbier.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's really good, that one.Just put Neymar on the...

Pessy.

Pessy.Pessy.I'm going to do a backwards night logo.Oh my God, is it going to leak through to the other side?It's not even in the fucking centre.

We should do it in 3D as well, boys.

Come on.Yeah, of course.What do you mean in 3D?No, not in 3D.Yeah, you know what I mean.It's not even in the fucking middle of the shirt, but I quite like it.

Oh, I'm really sad now.Why are you sad, mate?Because I would have liked to have just like actually worn a nice kit.Like a retro English shirt.Not even a retro one.Just even the current one would have done.

Oh my God.This is a bit of you, Simon.

Yeah?What do you win though?

You win a...We win everything.

We win one of those.See them?I don't want that.So do you want to do it?

Yeah.

I don't want to turn on.Vic, you lost your space.He's doing it.That's okay.

What are we doing?I just...I ran.Oh, am I going in?I let my pro players step up to the table for this one.You know, as coach, we scout in the best talent from across the YouTube scene and we put them forward for challenges like this.

When there's a shark on the line...Is that Donkey from Shrek?What is it?What is that?What is it?Oh no!

I'm training the whole season for this.

Who is this guy?

I'm tired already!He's doing really well.I don't know what's going on.I got four points.Let's go.I kind of don't want to go now.

I'm on the leaderboard, Josh.What, the only person of the day?Shut up.I'm actually chuffed with that.Look at that.

I'm putting the irons on the sleeve.

Yeah.

England, pessy.Yeah, I like that.I like that.I like that.That's the move, that is.It actually looks pretty fucking sick, you know?

I like this.

This is one of them, like, you little scotsman fucking no's.

No, I'm not going to do that, James.But, like, this is one of them, like, bars in the shop, and it's one of them, like, artsy designs, yeah.Thank you, Simon Vinter.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you, Simon.

Thank you, Simon.All right.Are we ready to get dressed?I've got sleeve sponsors and everything.Oh, yeah.Yeah.

It actually looks kind of sick, you know?Yeah.Like, they actually look fucking sick.Look at us.Fuck off.

Come on.

Yeah, we've cooked, man.That actually looks gross.It actually looks really good.

It looks good, see?Oh, yeah.

X3.Playing X3.Noble is so upset by the way.It all is.

Air ball.

Air ball.Do you still think five?

We're getting one.Oh, God.You're better than this, Josh.You're a basket challenger.It's a dark day.This is, this is..

.Come on, Josh, one.

No!Bro, you should stick to football.

Zero.I think I might have got one.I actually had more faith in you.Does he still go on the leaderboard?Yeah, he goes to zero.

Yeah.Put him in 10th.

Put him in 10th with zero.

He got a silver.

Yeah, that's a silver medal right there.Look at that.Silver medal.Damn, son.That's no turkey.man.

That's a bit of boots, that is.

Come on, Tobi, put the abs away, mate.Yeah, I'm shocked.Oh, look at me. I like it, I like it.

Oh, these look sick.

Yeah, I genuinely think we've done a great job.I'm going to send a prayer to this poor chicken that just died a terrible death.

Did you get the wholesome sub or not?

No, no, no.We've got the stepped on chicken, I think.You know what?Yeah?It's bloody lovely.I'm having a great time.

Now we're talking.I'm seeing more games.Now we're talking.I know you want to go on rides, but we need to win some prizes.

Yeah, you are right.You're not wrong.

You want to go water game?How does it work?

You shoot a water pistol.The bucket game is always fun though.I'm just checking out what they are, but carry on.We're just six bags and I'm just bloody playing games and playing basketball.Is there anywhere?Let's find a ball in a bucket.

Look around us.There's giant roller coasters.That's a tiny one.I'm doing this.That's that game done.

yeah where's you need some spin you spin need a backspin all right that's um no that is on how's it done talking a big game this is the giant aura play oh my days all right just just just just win the thing yeah win the thing oh it's fun twenty dollars like that good game man oh they've got cool kids show us your outfits she's ruining on the back What about the others?

Well, Simon's got a new home kit and Vik's got the new away kit.Where are they?Oh, lovely.Running around.We're in six bags, look.

Oh, wow.

Do you want to see our kits?Yeah.All right, who wants to go first?Go on, I'll show mine.All right, here's Harry's, let's go.Rocky in this custom one of one number.

Percy.Percy, turn around, show them the front.

Wait, did you make that yourself?

Yeah, Sharpie.Next up we have Bazinga with the three lions.Oh, that's actually pretty good.Irons on the sleeve, XX on the other.And then finally.That's the I don't know part.

Um bro.Um bro.

I hate these kids bro.There's that one.Oh no.That's a pretty good.And look at Tobi's um bro.He's got um bro.

Um bro.Well we're going on rides guys so we need to go.Right have fun.Bye bye.They're at Six Flags.

They're at Six Flags.

Yeah cool.Live and laugh at Six Flags.Yeah nice.

I would have loved to go on Six Flags.Are we scooting?Let's go.Should we spin the wheel?I'll do everything.Hit the large bro.

Yeet.See it, you see the large, that one, that large right there.No, no, no, no, that's coming all the way around.Yeah, mate.

It's looking small.Oh, hell no.Small prize.Small prize.My little pony.

I'll take a purple.Thank you very much.Thank you, bro.

Thank you.

That was the worst bit.Wasn't a full revolution.Yeah, you know what?You can just have mine.Small.

Get my little pony, bro.You want it.I'm good, bro.I got it.We got his.We got his.

I'm good.Would you like a unicorn?There you go.Hello.What is that?You're not going to believe it.

No.No, no, we can't.We can't come.We've got loads of stuff planned.We can't do it.

It's the fellas' lot.Fuck off.Yeah, apparently they've got an Airbnb right next to the stadium.

You know what?I don't believe it.That's so good for them.No, no, it can't be.

We've got stuff planned, don't we?

Someone's got stuff planned.I don't mind saying that.

Nah, he must have planned stuff for us.

Yeah.Yeah, we couldn't just go to their house and have a fucking turn -up, could we?Nah.Nah.Yeah, mate, we'll think about it.I don't know.

Nah, I don't know.I could be honest, you know.Yeah.I could be honest.What do you think?You reckon, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's a football challenge on the World Cup day.

So what do we have to do?

Just want to try to get all the buckets off the container with the two shots.

Damn.Okay.All of them down.Off the thing.Okay.He's going to win again.

No, no, you got this.You go first.It's a good size for you.There's something wrong with that football.

That football is made of rocks.

You want to go?It's not a good football.

It's not a good football.Oh, it is hard.It's not regulation.You wouldn't see that used in the World Cup.Oh my days, it's Wayne Rooney.Wazza.

It's a good shot though.Weird football though, right?Yeah, I need to knuckleball this one now.

Knuckleball?

Yeah.

No way.I'm in the shower, I'm in the shower, yeah!

Okay, it's time to go.30 seconds, okay, yep.

Thank you.

I'll wear my shoes, wear my shoes.

Oh yeah, yeah, movie.

Listen.That went too far.Molly Mae says that we've all got the same 24 hours.Yeah.But not everyone's got the same 12 minutes.Yeah.

Hurrah!Hurrah!Well up, get up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pretty cool.That was really cool.I feel like I'm going to slip on that.You hit beans.Let's go.Can we get the bear, please?

Thank you very much.That's all right.

Let's go.Yeah, we can grab a picture.That is gigantic.You're telling me that's where we're going?And we're sat in row Z, yeah?We're going to be at the top of that thing by the way.

I might pass out.

I'm on a different continent up there.That is just too big, isn't it?

That's like one of them massive Pokemon arenas.It does.Yeah, it does actually.It does, yeah.You're right.There's a gym battle in there.

Oh my God, you lot.

I just deeped it.England are winning 4 -0.By the way, if this ends 0 -0, or 1 -0 loss, this is the most depressing end ever.No, because we bring the energy.What, if we lose 1 -0?I'm jumping off the side of the club.

Give me jumps.Oh, yeah, you're getting fucking gamey.Get deep in here.Ah, fuck.London Turkish jobbies.Yeah, yeah, go on.

Oh, that's really nice, actually, yeah.

Lymphatic drainage, mate.Yeah.

Oh, my God.It's a bad idea.This is Papa Luke's in that.Oh, there's actually loads.

Let's go.

Wow, I feel better now, you know?I've been on a ride.You sure we can't stay longer?Stop!I didn't say you missed the Indian Gate, I said stay longer.

Oh, yes.This is our custom tailgate.Yes!Let's go.Yes.Oh, this is beautiful.

Look at that.Oh!You ready for this?Welcome to your tailgate.I've always wanted to do one of these.Set up your pitch, eat good food, and play some games before the match begins.

Yeah!Go!Oh, this is class.All right, should we make it all look pretty?Like, what can we do?Stack the muffins, bro.

Yeah?Where do muffins fit?I don't know.It's a wig, isn't it?

Little Ali Barber jobby, come on.

Yeah.Fuck me, mate.Oh, yeah.Is that ours?You've gone mad.Yeah, I've gone absolutely mad.

Is that ours?Yeah, apparently.I hope so.

And that is the end of Six Flags for us.

Yeah.

It's sad.It's very sad.But one more time, are you sure you don't want to stay?I think we came, we saw, we conquered.Yeah, we did do well there.

Yeah, the best tailgate in the world.Yeah.

Yeah.

Welcome to the world's best tailgate.Let's go, bro.Welcome.

Do you want a muffin?Free muffin for anyone.England flag for you, my boy.

Free muffins, free Cheetos, free Doritos.Sure.Anyone want to party?We're here to party.Right, we've got to avoid getting mogged by that tailgate, okay?Oh, we've got footballs as well.

I think we're winning right now.Hey guys, can I interest you in an England flag?There we go.England flag for you.There we go.Any chips?

There you go.I've run out.No, I've got one more.Any muffins?Enjoy.Any muffins?

Muffin, can I interest you in a muffin?

Yeah.Sure.Right.Are y 'all ready?Oh, shit.Sorry.

Are y 'all ready?I'm really sorry.It's a straight dick.Oh, no.Straight dick.

I'm going to need it.You might have to play.Do you want to kiss it better?No, no, no, no.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.Oh, welcome.

Oh, oh, oh.Oh, oh, oh.

Let's go.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.Oh, oh, oh.Oh, oh, oh.Oh!Oh!No, that's our car anyway.

Oh!That's your car.Oh!

Oh!

Oh!Oh!

Oh!This is better than Six Flags.

Yeah, Vic doesn't like rides.

Oh, really?Oh.no.Well, I'll tell you what, we've been on a fucking ride.Did you go on a ride?

Yeah, I've been on a couple of rides.

Vik, did you go on one?

No, Vik's not a fan.

Is this jogger?Is this fucking pure jogger?Jogger.This is jogger.Jogger.Jogger.

Oh, you got food and stuff in there.

Oh, boys.

Yeah, that's the worst thing.Don't use it.

No, spank.Yeah, that's a spank.It's a red arse.It's a red arse.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You ready?

Red arse.Yeah, sit on it.He stuffed it in him.Yeah, yeah, that's it.And again.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go on, you have a go.

Oh, no.Oh, no.Rikishi's here.

I didn't want you to pin him until you'd Rikishi'd him.

Oh, OK.

Oh, my God.We've got England fans coming over.

No, we haven't.

Look, England fans, bro.It's the England fans.

Yeah, England.England.

You've got to beat me at swing ball, bro.Okay.This guy's a racket sports pro.

It's a hustle.You'll be fine.

Oh yeah, okay.

Get in Vic, get in Vic.That's it.Yeah.Who lost there, who do you think?

I lost, I was ahead.You didn't put any weight in the bottom.

There is loads of weight, look at this.

Josh, look at this.You've got a fruit salad in there.Look at this.You've got a fruit salad, bite it down.

That's quite ingenious, I don't mind that.It didn't work though, it's not enough weight.Come on guys, let's get a wholesome picture of all the side men at the World Cup.

We're cutting.Enjoy boys.

I'll see you at the game.I hope.I hope you'll see you at the game.nice.

I might pass out from the hype.

Hell you come on.We in this stadium.My first world cup game.That's not.

We are FIFA creators.

That's how it started.True.I haven't even played this game.Look, I'm drowning.I'm drowning in this.

He's gone mad.He's gone mad.

He's gone mad.You know what?Ethan and Harry would be having an amazing... and Tobi would have been...You keep forgetting about this Tobi guy.

No, I think he thinks Tobi's gonna hate the top seats.

Yeah, I don't know.I don't know if Tobi...I think Tobi would...

Tobi would appreciate this.Whereas the others will be like, oh, this is amazing.I can just...I mean, you can be in about it, yeah, yeah, yeah.In amongst it.

No, you know what?I think any of the other three boys would be very happy to be here.

But look, it's me. I think that we have gated the tail of the three.Yes, that tail has been fully gated.Shiver me gait.Yeah.Because my tail has been shimmered.Should we go in?

Should we go in?Let's go in, let's go in, let's go in.Toby, should we go in?

I've been waiting, let's go!How much gum do you have in your mouth?Two, two sticks.

Fucking hell, man.Two sticks of gum.How are you, bro?Sam, man, appreciate you.Come on!4 -0.

Who are you supporting today?England.

You know what, I'm not supporting nobody.

You are honorary England fan today.

I wish I had a jersey.We made ours today.

You can make your own.

I don't want to plead.

Not the all saints job, but yeah, yeah.

This way?That way?This way?

Have a good one, mate.Have a good game.Fucking Bellingham!He's here!Jude!Jude!

Jude!Yeah!Mate, the vibes are up.Ives!0 -0 inbound.We're the two best friends that anyone could have.

We're the two best.There's three and we haven't excluded them.Yeah, but why are you on the other side?I'm not part of that.I'm getting mad.

No, I'm getting mad.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.

We're the two best friends that anyone can have.We're the two So this is like their version of the charity match over here, right?

Yeah.That's Pickford.Oh my god.Get a zoom in on that.

Jordan!Jordan, I love you!

Let's go!It's a pretty mental stadium.Oh, here we go.

Players.

Pickford, Bradford.Yeah, we don't believe in them.Can't move them, I can't believe we're actually creating a jungle now.But they're nervous, like.Are they nervous?Yeah, I think so.

I think you can...You're so used to it though, aren't you?Yeah, but first game of the World Cup.Yeah, it's England, we're scary.But is it arguably more scary playing a bad team first?Because if you lose that...

Confidence booster.No, but you lose it...And there's no bad teams at the World Cup.Yeah, but you could play a cheap team at the World Cup.

Oh, this is it.This is it.First England World Cup game ever.Come on.Come on.Oi!

Come on!Oi!Come on, England!We're going to get fucking mad today.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.When the ball hits your head and you're sat in Rosehead, it's Luka Modric.

Sure, mate.Sure, sure.Did you fly over for this?Yeah.Jump in.

Really?

Manchester, yes.Thank you.Enjoy it.Enjoy it.Enjoy it.Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.This thing's big, isn't it?Oh, come on, chums.This post -media is killing me.No, come on, chums.Come on.

Where's that big fraud gone?Where's he gone?Is he desperate for a poo that much?Has he run off?Bro, he's ran away.Where's he going?

Where?Where's he going?Harry!No, he can't need a poo that bad.No, there's no way.Before the game, like this.

We've got half an hour.There's no way.Oh, shit.Here we go.I'm leaning.I see Harry Kane.

He's younger than me.That's weird, isn't it?That is weird.See if we can get a little smile from Declan Rice.Let's go.They're all looking stoic.

There's two.

They're man -a -dial, bro.

They're dialed in.

They're dialed in.That's a good sign.That's a good sign.I love that your football track record is actually mental.Yeah.Like, what you've witnessed in football.

I only come to big games.

Come on, man.He's a big game player.I'm a good luck charm.

You're a big game player and a big game spectator.The only time I wasn't a good luck charm was the Euros final.Oh.But everything else was good.Yeah, that's a pretty bad, that's pretty bad that one.Why the f*** was Lewis Foden just here?

In the toilet?He's there.

Come on England!Come on!Let's go!Let's go!

I don't know.We don't know yet.Come on.Have you seen the stadium?I've seen it now, yeah.Is it insane?

Yeah, as soon as you walk in, you can see everything.Just so hot.Mate, you come running past.I was like, why is he here?Mate, it's literally the best day of my life.I can't believe what I'm seeing.

Look at the seats.You can see him.Wait, what?Look at this.

This is nuts.Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.What the?

Sorry.It's all right.

It's all right, mate.Oh, my God.Oh.

Oh, shit.Oh, my God.We're here in the stadium.It is a mental stadium.

How crazy is it by the way?We have access entirely around the pitch.It's just mental access.I was seen as a hustler.This is insane.See, this is what I wanted to see.

We've got a wall of England fans now.And you've got a TV in a box.

Honestly, one thing that I think England should take from America.

Boxes, ground level.This I think it's sick.Oh true.Actually, it's kind of mental like and a shot goes wide Yeah, like this is what you see.

Yeah, but you can't see anything that side.It'll all be blocked There's not there's not a hundred people on the pitch 22.

That's still a lot 23 the rest now 24 me when I streak What?25 Let's see, will he save the shot?Oh good eyes

I think you need some lessons bro.Yeah, I'm like a sponge.A sponge on the side of the pitch just trying to soak it all in.It's like the lack of effort they put in and how people come towards us, it's crazy.I'm telling you though, I actually put them all to shame.Now I bet your shots are knacks on this.

100%.

Come on, it's coming, it's coming partially home and then more home.

Oh my God, we're so high.Up here, right?Yeah, not in the women's toilets, mate.No, no, no, no.

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

I think we've got to go up, up.Yeah.Yeah, I think so.Upper concourse, that's where we've got to get to.Oi.No, it's happening.

20 minutes.No, no, it's happening, it's happening.20 minutes.20 minutes.This stadium's a fucking joke.It's insane.

It's a show.I can't wait to see what it's like from up there.It's insane.I like these seats better.Honestly, I do.They're way better.

I've seen everything.

Yeah, I love it.Glasses on.The game's about to start.We're going to go to the tunnel to the players, I believe, right?Yeah, we have two passes to be by the tunnel as the players come out.Vikkstar has sacrificed himself, but he's going to a lovely VIP suite.

Your show loves a big star.He has decided to suffer and go to the VIP suite and let us go.It's a big suffering to do that.

Let's go.

402.

What road are we?We're up again.Come on.

Road 22.

Mate, look at that.Oh my god.Wow.Holy.

Get in the shot.Holy.Wow.Road 22.Nah, this is sick.How you doing, mate?

you alright?Oh my god.Sorry mate, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

No.Bro, keep going, keep going.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.Oh, sorry mate.No mate, you're good.Alright, we're this, this is us.Perfect.Wait, there's no further back.

That's the wall.We're at the wall.Why are we that high to a football game?I don't know, but that's it bro.You know, it's a great view.It's actually a sick view.

Do you see?Yes, now.Look at the view.Yeah, you're gonna need those mate.Bro, I remember using him in FIFA 06.Everyone out here with their big cameras and their little GoPro.

We're getting camera -mogged.

We are getting mogged hard.

Coming out onto the pitch, there you know.It is kind of mental to be fair.Look, it's kind of mental, it is mental.An England game and we're here just chilling as the players are coming out for our first World Cup game.

This place is ridiculous.This stadium is going to be one of the most mad ones.Absolutely.I'm never going to go to anything like this again.Insane.This is a movie up here.

We need to do this in England.I've got no issue being here.The wall is here.This is mad.We're in the title.

We're in the title.The boys.We're on the broadcast.Wave right.Wave right.Wave right.

It's right there.That's me.

Milo.

Oh bro, this is nuts.What am I looking at?

Here they come, here they come.

Here we go, here we go.

Ah, we came.Ah, I got the smile from people there, you know.Can you give us a little smile?They're all locked in, look at them.

Locked in, none of you.

Locked in.That's my guy, that's my guy, that's my guy right there.

That's my guy, I film with him, mate.I film with him, like, are we good?And your wife shoots you a bit.Have you watched the video?Er, yeah.I'm not going to be offended if you still don't like it.

I have, I have.

Nah, move me, move me.

Go on then, go on!

I feel like I'm watching an actual video game.Nah, this is ridiculous, man.Ah, they're old mates, them two.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Magician Hazard.Fun fact, Rhys James attended Sidemen party.

Declan Rice, my best mate.That's my mate.Tommy Maynard, my guy.My friend, literally my friend.Representing England.Yeah, but think about with the boys.

They sorted us out with these great seats.Yeah, look at them.

I love you, Dec. I left the boys down by the pitch.I feel like they deserve to be there, you know.If anyone gets injured, maybe they'll whack Simon on.

Who scores the first goal?Harry Kane.Yeah?Yeah.Nan, it's legend.

I really think the boys are running tactics down now.I respect it.

I'm going with Madwekka.Oh, yeah, I can see it.

Where's Harry?What?I was shouting at Harry the whole time.

He's there now.Yeah, I was just thinking, is that a problem?Bundle of fun.Thanks for the waters, mate.Oh, no.

Yeah, mate, it was a nightmare.It was a fucking diabolical nightmare, though.

Well, we can't shout up here.Yeah, we're not allowed to shout at a football game.Some nachos?I'm good, thank you.You want some nachos first?I'll have a nibble.

Yeah, I'll have a nibble.Thank you.

So, this stadium has a capacity of 70 ,000 people out there.Now, what's terrifying is that 20 ,000 more people came to watch us play in the Sidemen charity match.Wembley's actually gigantic.This is a cool stadium.I'm sure the players are glad they're inside, like, because I just walked round the outside of the stadium.

But don't get me wrong, right?I know the charity match cannot be compared to the World Cup, OK?But it's also something we never...We never play football.They play football all the time.And as soon as the whistle goes, you actually...

Yeah, in the charity match, you get locked out.You forget the crowd.And they play football all the time, every day.Now we're walking in the park, it's like us loading up a game.I think they might be nervous before the match, as soon as the game starts.I think that's fine.

Can we see the guys, by the way?Are they down there somewhere?

Because they've got bibs on, they should be down there.

Pretty cool, but not this cool.Not this cool.Here we go, here we go, here we go.Oh my God, you know who's going to take it?Harry Kane!

Come on Harry!Come on England.Shout Harry.

I'm allowed to shout Harry now?

Thank you mate, cheers.

Thank you.Yeah Harry!We're seeing a pen, live in the flesh.Harry Kane.Harry Kane.I said it as well, Harry Kane.

He did say Harry Kane.Oh my God, don't miss it.Don't miss it.

Why, why, why, why?

I said don't, I didn't miss it.

I'm upstanding for this.I can see my friends as well, down by the goals.

He's saying he's off the line.He's saying he was off the line.

Oh, shit.

Oh, he's off his line.

They are not happy.No, I'm not happy.He is.No, I'm not saying it.You said it already.No, he knew.

He knew.He knew.

Imagine if he scored.Exactly.He's a bit of a bit.He looks angry.Look at him, look.Come on.

My fucking God.First goal of our World Cup winning campaign.Come on.And we were here to see it in the flesh.Can I be honest?I wouldn't have counted it personally.

He missed.

No, he didn't.He missed.No, he didn't.Let's do the fake celebration thing where he's on a green screen.We've done it ourselves.

Can you just celebrate for me for a second?

Keep going.Three seconds.Three, two, one.Thank you.We have to do it ourselves.It's quite awkward.

So you try and do a cool celebration, but it's not cool because it's 10 seconds long.Or you say, I'm not going to score, get topless, run around, and then end up scoring.Will NE?

Please don't take me home.I just don't want to go to work.

I want to stay here, drink all the beer.

Please don't, please don't take me home.

Yes, Pickford.

Come on.How do you reckon Vic's holding up?Hopefully he's behind us somewhere.You know what, he's probably sat there with some food.Oh, he's living.Maybe he's just doom strolling.

Oh no, oh no.

All of our hard work.We're getting a second gear now.I said 3 -1.

Tobias sent me this picture.He said, where are you?This is where's Wally?Where am I?I don't know.I think they're up there somewhere in the corner.

We found them.They're taking a photo of us.Red ball.

Yes!Yes!

Harry James, Mbappé, Messi, Haaland.

They've all stepped up.Harry James said, nah, not today.Not 2 -2 at half -time.Come on, boys.Every time.Every time.

Shut up, then.Alright, fine.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Just don't tempt fate.That's all I'm asking.Alright, fine.

Last time you did this, it was bad.

Went from 1 -1 to 7 -1.Oh, my God.

I'm so, I'm so sorry.I'm so, I'm so sorry.I wonder how the other boys are feeling.

Right, 2 -0, half -time.Do we go upstairs now?Yeah, we need to go find food, bro.And Vic.Yeah.Yeah, Vic, we need to find Vic.

And food.

Thank you for the nachos, by the way.Oh, no worries.No worries.Because I think I've done about 8 ,000 calories in that one sitting.Are they all gone yet?

Oh, yeah.Okay, so halftime.We've come outside because we're going to go see Vic.I hope he had a good half, I think, because he's on his own.So I feel kind of bad.

Cheers!I see Vic.I see Vic.Cheers!We're living good.It's a game.

We've got a game.We've got a game.

Oh, Josh, we've got food waiting for us.

We've come to VIP and I've got myself a carrot.

Oh, go on.Go on.

We walked out into VIP and it's gone.

You missed it!2 -0!Open play, bruv!Oh, lovely goal!

I'd like to see it here.

I'm about to make it 4.

I heard the tune.I was like, oh no.Bro.I'm knackered, bro.I ran back.I heard the song, I ran.

We're about to make it 4.I just got notied.

Notied, 4 -2.

Go.Ready?Did you just get the notification?

Yeah, 4 -2 notification came through.

And?Riley from about 5 yards out.

Yes!Man on!Yes!

Taking my glasses off for this one, you know?I wanna be in it.Yeah, just the blood.I wanna feel it.Sometimes I do wish games were just, you know, like, three hours long.

I'm having a great time, boys.That'd be a nice one.You enjoy that one, look.That is a lot of Jesus.

Right, Ethan, your life depends on it.Could you start a chant?Gun to your head.You've got one try in it.

Nah.

Yeah, me neither.Nah, I don't think I could.Nah, Peter.Do you think you could?Yeah, I could.Oh, got it.

You're on one.

You're on one.You're on one.

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You're on one.You're on one.

You're on one.

You're on one We bring the booze.Let's go.England have four booze.England have done it now.It's coming.

Big star, how is your World Cup been?

Very good.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

It's coming up.

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want to go to war.Come on.

Nine points for this food boys.This is done.What a game.What a game.We're all winners now that England have won.Yes, love that.

We'll see you guys next week.Peace.