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I'm the hunter.

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No, it's the worst thing that happened.Let's hide.How do you play this game?I haven't figured it out yet.

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Hey Lou, I heard you're quite a sweat in this.No, no, no, no.Oi, get out of my spot bro.That's what they said.That's what they told me still.

0:16

Now Viz is trying to rob my spot.They should have more stuff in their house.Come on, what is this?I don't know how to play this fucking game.I have, I have played it once.

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Yeah, I'm locking in bro.I'm locked in.This is gonna be the world's worst display ever.Nah, I'm just gonna go.Ethan, what the fuck are you doing?Oh, that's crap.

0:37

I wanted to try and be a light bulb.What the fuck is it?

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Why does it spin around so much?Alright, this is gonna be a masterpiece.That's not gonna look good.That's not gonna look good.I've decided that's not gonna look good.

0:47

Alright, this might be a cook, you know.I just need a little bit of time.It's saying rotate in place.I can't rotate in place.What the fuck's going on?Oh, Vic, I see you.

0:56

It's not bad, you know.

0:57

I'm ready to go, fellas.And it's a hammer, bro.Bro trying to claim an I can go.I'm ready to go.Cool story bro.

1:06

I'm just gonna be in a corner bro.I'm just in a corner.This is diabolical.This is horrible.I'm panicking.I'm running out of time.

1:14

Why can I not match this color?Am I stupid?Jack, I'm the wrong color, aren't I?

1:21

Yeah, it doesn't look great Vic, I'll be honest.

1:24

I don't think he will ever find out.Yeah, no, I reckon you're gonna be just fine bro.Yeah bro.Guys, do you think I'll be okay?Oh yeah, Toby, I like that.I think I'm good.

1:35

I should be alright, anyway.Vic, what's going on over there, bro?

1:40

I'm not good at this game.

1:42

I'm not good at this game.Is Vic one colour again?

1:52

Still got a little bit of work to do, I'm not gonna lie, bro.Yeah, yeah, but I'm cooking.Laser, that's cool.

1:57

No, it's diabolically shit.Oh, look, I'm seeing how the light reflects off me, man.It's not good.

2:04

The Simpsons.No, Vic, stop getting in the bin.Vic, stop getting in the bin.

2:15

Help.That's all I Was creative That's pretty good.

2:27

I don't mind that all right.I think I'm fucking sorted.There's no chance you find out now what I'm like No, no, what?What am I seeing by the way?Josh is drawing Homer Simpson, bro.

2:41

Like I Oh, fuck!Bro, I thought I was invisible!

2:46

Invisible?No, that was fate, still.Don't forget there's angles to this shit.First game, bro.First game, go easy.I fixed my one.

2:51

It's all good.There's angles to this shit.That was your first game ever?Okay, fair, fair.Oi, go on, Behz.Yeah, you've banged her.

2:59

Behz, yours is horror.I know, I know, I know.

3:02

Bro, it just looks like Homer finally snapped, and now he's just executing everyone.

3:06

Oh, George, yours is sick!Oh.Hmm.What time is it?What time is it?

3:13

I panicked.I panicked, bro.

3:15

I panicked.I wonder what time it is. I panicked, bro.I panicked.

3:17

No, no, no.Oi, oi, oi.The time's Josh's Ling.No, you're just as lame, you're just as so lame.It's time you do that!

3:24

Ah, shit, you're so lame.

3:27

Imagine Vikkstar has out -survived Bazinga.Oh my god, Vikk, Vikk, that is so crap.Someone sacrifice themself and bait him out.I've seen you guys and it makes me feel untalented, genuinely.

3:40

I feel bad.Have a little sleep on the bed.Josh is such a sweat, he knows everything.

3:54

It's not my fault you guys haven't blended into the wall at all Yeah, there is something with the lighting the lighting doesn't like it doesn't does you no favors in this one Yeah, it's not I don't like this map if I don't see you.I don't see you.

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I'm just going on his bait so far Yeah, the lighting is I don't think it's gonna be the light in front.No guys.

4:25

It is in a keeping this game right is angles I See a 3d object Crusty's looking crusty.

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Yeah, hello.

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Oh my god.Oh my god me.Oh That's crazy.

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This is outrageous.No.No.No.

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We absolutely snitched and he deserved it guys I had the God sport and you gave me away come on Yes, I've not been to this one though Just loop back bro.

5:44

Oh my god.

5:46

That's horrible.

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Yeah, I do know it but they've updated the lighting on this map.

6:04

Everyone stop talking.

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oh mr did you miss did you miss vick is that what happened you're not killing oh no the whistle oh he's cooked oh no it whistled Yeah, I know the angle is so bad I respect the Danny Irons attempt actually Yeah, that's a good effort.Yeah, that looks good.I tried it, man.Thanks, mate.Now what else?Rate Marge's custom plate.

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Dunno why she's got that as her plate, though.Alright, good game, guys.Proud of us there.Really put in a shift.Really good work, guys.

6:55

No shit.

6:58

Who's the hunter?

6:59

Oh, brilliant.I'm fucking hunting.I think the seeker should deafen so we can chat shit to each other.How do I do that?In Discord.Yeah, but I'm stuck on my screen.

7:10

Maybe I have got it on here.Don't worry.Oh I've got a spot here.

7:15

I think I've got a spot here Mmm, let me have a little think about this one terminal.I imagine I'm trick -shotting.Where do we go?

7:23

It's only inside mate, you can't go outside.

7:25

Is this good or not?I can't tell I haven't even had to color meself Let me guess he's on he's lying on a white tile.

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I've not had to call him yourself Yeah, that was the most Australian of them heard you yeah, man, it's so fun joining me

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discord call and getting mocked.

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Fucking A, I've not had to colour meself.

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Nah, if I get found, legit, $10.

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$10.I've not had to colour meself.Good deal though.I've fallen through the map, so I'm feeling pretty good about mine.Actually can't get back above.Have I locked in there or is that just...

8:10

I'm not fun.I'm not I'm not fond of this.

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I'm not sure I'm fond of this Is there a way to just go back to spawn if you're like falling through the map?

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You're falling through the map.

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How have you managed to do it?I can't get back above so that's quite difficult on this one.I think I think I'll probably just stay you guys who's guaranteed to win Toby I see you.Do you see me down there?Wait, where are you?I'm just under the floor.

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I'm messing.I don't know what to do boys Okay, if I if he looks at me, he's gonna get a secret message That's good.Otherwise, this spot would be impossible, genuinely.Right, mine's fucking wank.

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Who's the seeker?

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It's Clark, you know?Is it George?Yeah, this map is big.Well, that's a good spot, Viz.That's a good spot.I was thinking that.

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8:58

Danny Harris is actually trying in these videos.Nah, it's horrible.

9:01

I'm trying, but they're shy.

9:03

Oh my God, George is here.

9:07

It's time.Right.Where the bloody hell...Okay, that's a good start.I've just never played this game in my life, so this is horrible for me.

9:21

I've played these games before.Danny, your sport is really good.You reckon?Nah, I think that's actually great.I'm gonna have a little look around.

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I wish I had an ounce of your creativity.That is good, Danny.

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Well done, Danny.

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Is this the whole of Terminal?

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.Interior only.Oh, Josh, you've leveled up, bro.

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Oh, you've been done over by a whistle.Oh yeah, Jack's won this game.Yeah, has anyone seen Jack's sport?

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I didn't ask for this, it just happened.

10:02

Jack has definitely won.

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I didn't even do anything techy to get there, it just fell through.

10:16

it's it's gorgeous it really is so insecure about my that was great bro that was great you can't aim you can't aim Oh, the signs were there all along.

10:41

Oh, Josh, that's what I wanted to do.Josh that's what I wanted to do.

10:47

You found the perfect spot to do it.I would not have to paint myself.

10:54

This is such a difficult map.Is Vik just bopping around GE3?This is huge.

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I'm playing a different game.What the fuck?

11:15

Vic's playing straight up hide and seek, bro.

11:17

That's kind of like smart, isn't it?I heard duty free.Was he?

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He's late for his flight now.

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Oh my god, bro.Why is it colour match?

11:29

Vic, what are you doing?

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Oh my god, Vic.Don't worry about it.Don't watch me, bro.

11:38

George, if you want to help by the way, can you see on the left hand side your missed spot ranking?Can you see that?That'll help you see who you've seen, like the highest score you've seen those people.okay i don't think that'll help him it might though you know he knows he now should know that he's seen three people that he's not sure why is the color do you guys use the paint the ink dropper thing yeah but you have to mess around with it a bit am i being just a fucking idiot is that what's happening no you're actually doing good no i am i am being an idiot yeah vick's dying of a hand my god right He's having a fun time.

12:14

Now you're being an idiot.There's gotta be an idiot in here somewhere.

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Oh my god.

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That's outrageous.

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There's no way.

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I can't be arsed bro.I'm gonna stop trying.Don't stress.

12:29

Don't stress.

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Don't overthink it.I'm gone.

12:36

How do we help George?

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He's gone mad as shit.

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Oh, yeah, we can find me Fuck me that's good.

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Oh, bro.He's taking a gun for secure an absolute Josh.

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Oh, I was ready.That's outrageous Okay, really?

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Josh's Is this just generationally bad performance for me George I think you've had a stinkerLou, if I did that spot, Lou, I'd get called ratty, mate.You think?Yeah.

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Josh is like really close to you, by the way.Just go back to exactly where you were.Go back.You know those trays where you put your laptop in?Yeah yeah, the trays you put your laptop in.Oh, you fucking piece of shit.

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Alright guys, get on my level bro.One colour's all you need.Nah, Vic gotta be the seeker, man.Are you behind the wall?

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Yeah, I fell through.

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Jack had already won.

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Oh my god, I look such a moron.

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I never want to be a hunter ever again.

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Oh, it's me!No!Oh, this is the Gmod map.

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Yeah, you remember it.Let's go.Yeah.

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Oh, I'm so sad.I fucking hate hunting.Can anyone teach me how to paint?I've tried, but it just don't work.

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I just, I feel, I feel really bad not putting any effort in.

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Nah, I'm the same.

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Angles gonna fuck me there.Yeah, I've got an idea.That's I've got one.

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It's not a big map this I want to prove I want to prove I can paint myself.Yeah, right.How do I do this?What do you mean my Boris?

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How was my body buried too much?You're on to a winner there Toby, you know, I'm gonna do yeah.No, I have no idea I just wait and see bro.

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14:56

Fuck it viz We die together.

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I'll go the other side.

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I'll make it a little bit more bait, though.I don't know how you do this, but I don't have the artistic talents for this.

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Dude, I ain't got no talent.What the fuck's that?I have the idea, but I don't have the execution.

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I've got my idea, but I keep getting told I'm too buried.

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Well, that's not gonna work.Shit.This is something special.How long have we got?100 seconds.

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Oh no.Shit, shit, shit.Oh god.How do you spell McDonald's?What?

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Right, that just means I can't help you with that Danny, mate.

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This is not spelled right.Why is this a different shade here?It makes no sense.

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What am I doing?

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This is...This is so dumb.

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Okay, time to start painting.I haven't painted yet.Can I tell him to hit pause for a second?No, I don't think so.Just try and avoid him.

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Nah, Danny, I'm cooked, man.

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You think I'm not?I've gone too old and too brave.Who's done that?

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Viz?Yeah, you might be alright, Viz.Really?Viz, let me have a look at yours.

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Nah, you're cooked, man.Yeah, I'm cooked, bro.

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We are finished.Alright, Dictator Mbappe is on the way.It's bad.We might be all right if it's bears.Nah, Vic is pissing me off.You look like it's pissing me off Hey, don't watch me.

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Don't watch me You need to finish that off me bro, I'm fucking trying I'm in a real panic mode right now Lou.That is insane.That is insane.I Nah, Vic, I've actually just seen what he's done.

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16:57

Vic, that's diabolical for you, bro.If you spot me, just let me point out Vic, bro.

17:04

No, why is everyone hating on my shit, bro?Because you're not playing the game, Vic.

17:08

It's my own interpretation of the game, alright?

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You lot, I fucking hate hunting.This is crap.I've done an easy job for you, bro.

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It's fine.Because I've seen it on E3.angle and it's pissing me off even more.

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Oh my god, I forgot that there's other angles of you, you know?Yeah, that's the key.

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BEZ!

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Toby, that's Vic level stuff.

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What's going on there?How is that Vic level?I described myself as bin bags.

17:42

Wait, George, your spot is, uh...

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Oh, it's the middle of Masterpiece!Little Peepin' Tom spot!Peepin' Tom, no, I'm not faster than the cars.

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No, not faster than the cars.

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Yeah, for example... nothing.I've tried.This is as good as it's gonna get.

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I just need Vikk's spot for a bit.

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I'm hiding in plain sight.Come on, don't hide.You're not hiding!I'm in!Trying to actually play this game is difficult, guys.I don't like it.

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I haven't stopped painting.

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Danny, you're actually...

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No, not my brother!

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You kind of fucked this as well, your blood splatter just fucked him up.

18:34

Rest in peace, man.Where is Vikkstar?

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No, Vikk, Vikk's spot is somewhere over there.

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Has he not seen it?

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Don't watch me, bro.

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Nah, I was painting the whole time.Oh, Vikk, yeah man, sick.

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You might as well be out of the map, bro.

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Josh is like my spot, but like way better.The shading's good on yours, Vikk.

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I'm having the worst time of my life.I'm stuck.Josh's is so good, but so bad.Ethan, I would go outside.It's like annoying.Yeah, go outside.

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Wait, there you go.Speaking of which...Every time we say the person's name, I get caught in like two seconds.

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Keep my name out your mouth!Bazinga, no one is inside anymore.Oh, he's...Oh.Oh my god.Never mind.

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No, nothing, nothing, nothing.Keep it moving.It's mad.Life's mad.Ladies, I'm proud of you, you know.

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He's not gonna get big.No, cos he's borderline cheated.Lose -spot is insane.Jack's actually fine, he survived it, you know.He's the key moment, he survives.Clearly it was genius.

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Yeah, I actually like Lannons as well, I like Lu's.Yeah, Lannons is good.Oh yeah, look.

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I HATE THIS GAME WHEN YOU'RE EATING!IT'S THE SHITTIEST GAME EVER!ETHAN, LOOK UP!Nooo!Get him!

20:04

What the fuck?

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Yeah, maybe maybe maybe the final one maybe Who's the wing mirror?

20:34

The wing mirror is pretty good.Nice.Thank you.I've never had a thumbs up No one gave me one.

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You deserve one as well to be fair.You had a good one there.Just what I tried man lock in minecraft minecraft.

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Oh big stars gonna win Why am I not a cube?

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I'm such a moron all right.

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I'll deafen while while you also sure doing it with you Oh ting yeah, we were trying to go What could we do want to do like torches and do like what like watches like a fish is okay?Okay?

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Yeah, oh this thing's kind of big though.Oh shit.

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This maps fucking huge.OhWe could do the proper house ones, though, you know?Oh, what, like this?And then if Toby goes in the middle, like over here, do it like this, though.I'm not tall enough to do that, bro.

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What's opposing to do?This one.Wait.Oh, yeah, yeah, that was the one, wasn't it?I need to get the same line as each other.Go up one, or should I go down one?

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I'll come up one.I just had an idea.How do I reverse my booty just slightly?There you go, that's good for Toby.Is this good here?Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm not touching.Are you touching?What, touching the wall?Yeah, just about, just the tip.I'm not.How do I touch that?

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I need my ping to move back slightly.Hold right click and then control.That's down.Oh no, I've gone down.W, W, right click and W. That's back.It's A, it's A, it's A. Okay, right, I need to match.

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What are we going for first?I need to match.I might just do the wall behind and then build off that, do you know what I mean?Just to get the texture down.God, that might be one of the wettest things I've ever said.Nah, you got to lock it in.

22:20

I don't get how you change all this stuff, because I'm clicking brown, but it's painting white.Why?

22:27

On top left, you can move your mouse over there and you can...

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No, but it's the little bar on the left, saturation, brightness, metallic roughness.

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You can't change those.Only top left ones you can change.Yeah, that's just a bigger view.That shows you what you're hovering over.

22:45

Fuck, this is shit.One's glitched.I've not done the back.I'm not getting any of the colours I'm clicking.

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22:53

Oh shit, I've not done any of the sides either.This is crap.

22:55

This is so shit.Dude, the sides are so difficult.Look now, why is that yellow?I don't know what that means.It's not yellow!

23:02

Why?!I'm fucking buzzing with mine.Yeah?Yeah, I think so.I'm unhappy for you.

23:08

Thanks mate.We're good at this game.

23:10

We aren't running out of time, we're not even at the lights yet.Yeah, it's okay, we'll get there.Time crunch, but we'll get there.

23:15

It's not mine, it's just not working, boys.I'm getting real fucking mad today.Okay, I'm done, mate.I'm just gonna speedrun this.

23:24

Alright.I mean, yeah.Good luck, Jack.Thanks, guys.Well, thanks.Good luck, bro.

23:30

Good luck, everyone else.Good luck, bro.

23:33

Always luck.I can't give you luck because you know these ends.It's been a long time.Surely you're too well -versed in these ends for us, actually.Do you reckon?Yeah, you might know this map off by heart.

23:45

I don't think these lights existed last time I played, so.Bright lights.Those nice lamps.Oh, that's suspicious.I'm going to check the lamps for closer inspection.All right.

23:54

I'm done with my spot, finally, as you started, so I'm feeling pretty good about it.

23:57

I think I'm gonna be terrible at this.

23:59

This game's way easier when you don't try.Yeah, I've been silent for an hour.I just went silent and stressed as I did the shittest painting ever seen.

24:09

Why does my eyedropper navigate the right color?

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It happens in time maps, like just the colors.This is just crap, yeah.

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This is so odd from this perspective.Yeah, we're good boys, we're good.Cloco, you need to paint a little bit more of yourself, my friend.Yeah.On the side, it's showing.

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Yeah, I'm...George, bro, you got to paint your sides, bro.You got to paint your sides.Yeah, yeah, big time.

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Guys were calling me ratty before.Guys were calling me ratty.Vic is never getting found.

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That's good.That is the rattiest of rats.Wait, where's Vic's spot?This is my lowest moment.Alright, Vic.I mean, it's an improvement.

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I'm trying, I'm trying.

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Maybe like you could implement some of the colours around you into it, into your painting maybe.I'm trying.Okay, cool.Cool.Cool.It's by the way boys.

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We're stuck.

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I know I know Drive I guess so if it gets to one minute 20 120 seconds to go.I'll help you.

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I'll give everyone You know, you know actually it is a solidarity with Jack everyone do one whistle in three two The game will do it for you, by the way.

25:18

Yeah, everyone whistled, bro.He's done himself a subscriber shoutout.I actually feel no sympathy anymore.

25:23

If you didn't whistle, you're a bad person.No one apart from you whistled, bro.Oh, really?

25:31

Everyone's a bad person, bro.I feel bad.I will keep whistling.You whistle when you're nowhere near anyone.

25:38

Hey guys, I'm still whistling.You should have a permanent whistle.Justin and Tobi, wow.

25:44

No, don't disorientate the poor guy.

25:46

Don't disorientate him.I've seen yours, Bez.Honourable effort.

25:49

No, but mine's just not picking any colours that I'm actually picking.

25:54

It's really jarring me out.

25:55

So Tobi's got some good points, then.Do you press the button or do you use spacebar to pick a colour?

25:59

I've been even doing manual colours.Go on, big whistle!I don't know what's going on, bro.Whistle, Vik!Whistle!Ah, you know what?

26:08

Jack, I'm in that main room when you first walk in.I'm in that room, I'll tell you that.

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26:15

Give him a whistle, boys.

26:16

I know, I'll whistle.I feel bad for you.I genuinely think if I was you right now, I'd rage quit.I guess it's really hard.No, no, everyone stop whistling.I'll whistle.

26:24

Stop whistling, I'll whistle.No, stop guys, guys.

26:31

Once I find the toilet it's gonna be epic.Okay.

26:34

I use planks.I use planks.I'll help you Oh my god, I've done absolutely nothing I use planks.

26:51

Stop showing.I use planks.There's planks everywhere.I'm on fire

26:55

Is in the house You're so much smaller than I thought you'd be.Alright Jack, come over to the stone car.The stone car.Respect.Keep going.Bloody hell Jack, go out.

27:35

Look at the house.Look at the house.

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Wow.Yeah, you're so much smaller than I thought you'd be.So I just wasn't looking for that escape.Bro was panicking like crazy.

27:45

Right, I will seek this time.No one get on my platform.I will kill you all.

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