SIDEMEN MECCHA CHAMELEON BUT WE'RE ALL PRO ARTISTS

Who's the hunter?Big Star is.Big Star, one, two, three.All right, everyone just do the raddiest you can.Find a painting, get in it quite quickly, by the way.Yeah, yeah, you need to be efficient.

Ooh, what painting do I want?So we're doing all the paintings then.Bob Ross time.We're going to be on the picture of Jesus.

God, I don't know what to do.George's in my room with me.Let's cook some handcuffs, George.Okay.

This is my masterpiece right here.This is gonna be so good, you actually have to hide it from the video, I think.

Just gonna ruin the game for all other players.No one can play the game ever again after what I see from you.

Still trying to figure out the actual controls of this bastard game.

Yeah, it's gonna take you a while, broski.I accidentally went square.Um, not happy about that.Could work for you.

It could.But it won't.We have to start cooking some serious extras up, aren't we?

Boys, I think we're getting there.Dude, I feel like we need more time.

Bro, obviously I've got this on much longer, but this is twice what we normally have.

Oh, I need so much more time.

This is twice what we normally have.

I feel like I've picked a painting that's too difficult.Oh, I've picked one that's way too difficult, bro.I'm fucked.I'm not skilled enough to do this.Ha.Okay, it's not awful.

Yeah, I might be the worst, worst one in history.I'm not happy with any of mine.Can't lie.Penis.Penis.Large penis.

Is that your, like, McDonald's order, or?Um...Yeah, can I supersize that?

Yeah, you're asking to supersize.

I've been asking to supersize my thing for years.Oh no, I've messed everything up.

Oh my god.Uh, where's this control?Wait, this is actually not bad.The port bros wigs like channeled something inside me.It might just be my tism there.

Shit.I fucked it.I fucked it at the last.I think I'm cooked, guys.I think I've gone straight away.Ready or not, here I cum.

I'm not ready.Yeah, just wait a little bit who's getting smoked

out of this Lobby I've actually done pretty good.

I'd be my worst performance of all time I haven't heard bazinga say a word but shouting that he's been locked in which I love I love the idea of him being locked in right now Oh, Ethan scored some points actually.

Oh Stop the whistling.Yeah, this is not looking good, bro.

No, no, no, no, no, no, bro, bro.

He went past me There's one thing missing from this Lou what the fuck?

Yeah, I've done some I've actually just channeled my tism here.This is Yeah, Lou shout out you that is insane.We got Picasso in the lobby.I can't see anything All these paintings.How many paintings are there?This is unfair.

It's our gallery, bro.

That's the old point mate I'm not doing this just to be crude.I swear this was in the original painting Okay.

Yeah, but yours is a bit better than mine.I haven't seen a soul.Toby, that's cold.Oh man, I panicked, bro.I can't lie.

Now you guys have cooked, by the way.I haven't seen a soul.

No, you're fucked, bro.Laser, my boy.

Yeah, laser's good too.

I can't lie, I'm like, I might have slight issues.Because I'm enjoying this far too much and I haven't said a thing.It's so good, I sat in silence the whole time.

Oh my god.

Where's Pez?Lou, you cooked.

Lou's is so sick.No, Lou, yours was cooked.

I thought that was a person, is that not a person?

No, it's not.Not in this game.This game is all about just, you know, showcasing your skills.Hey, wait, loot.

If you're bad, yeah, clone and paint another part.Wait, wait, do what?Move.Clone yourself and then do another bit.

Wait, is this a joke right now?I like that, you know, I'll do it, hold on.losing my mind.Hey, you've looked at me so much by the way.

Yeah Yeah, but I don't see you at all.

It's kind of the whole point of the game Are you guys tiny or something what's going on George's is crazy.

I'm looking at you and you're invisible Hell yeah, guys.I'm not if I if I've survived I think everyone's good.

Yeah This is so funny Vic come in my room look to me again, and then just dipped.

I'm not even on a wind -up It was the nipples oh These are my boy.I just did that for my boy.

You know he needed some charity Just missing like crazy.

I will kill you if you whistle like that George is doing that.

Tobin!

Tobin!No!

Nah, good on us, you know, giving him something.

Hey, Danny, look at mine, and I've got the most points.Aw, mine's shit.

Yeah, nice one, Vic.Nice one, yeah.If you didn't do it near the light on the edge, you might have got away with that.

Yeah, your shadow's stuck out so much.Bro, some of these paintings are great.Like, George's.

I'm so gassed with your paintings, bro.Ben's is really nice.Oh, shit, George isn't, is he?

Oh, shit, yes!It's working!Your art is fantastic.I might have found my new favourite game.I just want to get the person in here.I'm skimming through.

Josh is pretty fucking crazy too, yeah.

Oh, they're working.I thought mine was good, but honestly, it's just like now looking at yours, nah, I see there's levels to this game.

I can't believe I've got the most points.

I'm looking right at you, Josh, and I can't see you.

Lou, yours is mad.What the fuck?Bez, I think you're enjoying mine.Bez, you have a little quick look for the people.Yeah.Yeah.

So you're going to be so mad when you see my spot.

I'm on Danny's painting.

I'm on Danny's painting.Vic, I'm right behind you.Please, Vic.

It's going to be such a funny video to watch.There'll just be so many people just locked the fuck in.

Everyone just with their tongue out.Oh my god, that's so good.They're all really good.I look like Bateson during weekend league.

I can still can't see you.Nah, you guys are crazy at this.

I found my new favorite game.This is so sick.Oh fuck.I'm the hunter.I'm a big chungus!

This is fancy.Does anybody want to be a bollock and a phallus with me?

I thought you'd never ask.

I can be a big bollock.We could do a little something here, you know.We're all squeezing in our room.

Dude, the FPS is diabolical at times.

It's awful.

The most unoptimized game on planet Earth.This is just maps.Dude, I can't even get in my spot because it's just glitching.Okay, I'm going somewhere different.

Or, you know what we could even do, yeah?Is we could do this.

Yeah, I like that one.I like that one.I like that Picasso still.Why don't I this paint dropper is the shittest thing ever?Tell him Vic.It never copies the color.

Let him know Vic.

At all, even slightly.Hey, you change those fucking colors.That's Vic style you're talking to.Who's hunting by the way?

oh we're cooked maybe like this at that angle because then you could do like some googly eyes there we go oh yeah that looks so good oh no toby it's cold bro no we're getting caught bro we're getting caught what do you mean it's cold we're getting caught um i am somewhat panicking

Um, cause I could not, I could not find a spot.Lazy eye.

No, this is sick, you know.You lot gotta look at me and Lou.

Oh shit.I just hate the controls in this game sometimes.

Jack, I like what you've done there.You need to go around the other side.

Jack, you should be a tongue, bro.

No, he's doing it.He's doing earrings.

Do you think I should be a tongue?Little vintage AirPods.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Should I clone and be a tongue?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, clone, clink.Bro, this fucking sucks.I don't even know what I was trying to do.

Yeah, I might be the worst.

Nah, I had a spot in mind and then it does that thing where it's like, oh, you're inside, you're inside and it doesn't work.Yeah, Vikkstar has the idea.

That's what I was thinking.

That's what I was thinking.

But I'm big.If I wasn't big, it might be doable.

Holy shit, I just saw Toby in that.

That's so fucking good.Holy shit.

That is awesome.That looks unbelievable.Nah, I've turned off nameplates.That's unreal.That's incredible.

All I'm gonna say is if you see something funny just embrace it Shit, whose tongue is that?

Stay there stay there.Wait, I'm not moving.I'm not moving.All right, he's half -flushing.Did this person not realize?the game works?

Oh no, did they not realise how to flash?

Give me some more points, give me some more points.Nah, cook him, cook him, cook him, cook him.Nah, you don't deserve it.Nah, you don't deserve it, bro.I was cooked anyway.Alright.

Damn, this map is...Ooh.Thank you, Jay.

This map's massive.Bruv!The angles are perfect!

Hide on it crazy.Jack.I really love your addition.

Yeah, I'm here Jacko, I will say they're facing different ways.Yeah, I know it's all too late Oh George We've got similar.

Oh, I I'm so confused Ethan you've cooked by the way, but there's a bit artists bro.

What Ethan you've cooked Thanks.

Oh, yeah, Ethan's done.Well, I like that Josh It's a difficult one to do, though.Yeah, it's good, though.I have to hope that plain sight just works a little bit here.

Adjust a little bit more.Bit of width.I'm fiddling.

Uh -oh.Uh -oh.

Uh -oh.Yeah, there you go.A bit of chill out.You're going on a bit of a killing spree here, mate.I know, I know, right?

Well, I found two people.I let one survive.I don't actually know why.Toby, I'm going to kill you, man.No!What the hell were you doing?

What was that?Launch but now if it's a just a Come on, you need to chill out, bruv.You're getting too many kills.

I Love this fucking angle Now you miss some generational man hmmyeah, I see two kills two kills I Thought you'd be better at this to be honest.

Oh Jack.

Yes Oh, Lou, I love yours.

I didn't even realise that.Everything just looks like it's someone.It's crazy.Ethan's actually cooked, you know.You've actually cooked.I did it right where he drops in the map as well.

We should all be proud of ourselves, boys.Well, some of us.Yeah, viz your shit, bruv.Bro, you got caught in I want 0 .1 seconds, man.Yeah, I was helping you out because you needed the charity vision I was a I was a pink tongue on a gold statue George Clark is the goat.He's the guy Someone's here Oh, there's actually next bro, mr. G Clark is cooked here I was right next to you when you spawned into the map by the way I can't actually see

you.You joke, man.You missed three people.

You missed the eyes and the mouth, bro.No, bro.He's going to climb up there, man.You missed the eyes and the mouth.No.

Jack, well done, mate.Fantastic from you.Yeah, great performance from you as well.Good spot, boys.Good spot.I don't say anything while painting.

You were on a white background.What were you painting that time?No, I do all the tiny bits.I fancy a hunt around.

I haven't had one.

Oh, no, not Lou.All right, boys, get extra creative.Oh, my God.What?No, this is the worst thing ever.

I'm looking for...Where is Wally, bro?Where is he though?I'm trying to find him.

Yeah, all we can do is see down, so you just gotta try and blend in.Like, you just gotta go and try and blend into everything.You just lay flat, right?Yeah.

This is just painting.Fucking facts, Danny.Here you are.That is what we've been doing for the past two hours.Oh, wow.

Vic!Vic!No, the comments are fucking right about you, bro.Literally just try to do anything, man.Come on.

That's diabolical.Who is this?No, Vic.No, Vic.Vic.That's taking the piss, Vic.

Come on.Let me take you somewhere.Come on, let's go.Let's do like...Go on this one.This one, right?

Like you know what the easiest part for you to do is like one of these ones where you add Like add some of this bits your stuff.I see right here like lie right here and then use the lines And then use the line this bit here this bit right here is best bit because there's not a massive detail.Yeah, that's good I've been I've been having Vikkstar get tutorial on so I didn't oh crap shit.

That's not the color What?It gave me black.What's wrong with that?I wanted white.Of course you did.Yeah, we really like those jokes, eh?

Do you not?I just mean, like, I feel like every Among Us episode has an exact same kind.Whoa, what do you mean by that?Something racist, innit?

Did you say you're a fan of those jokes?Oh, 100%.He fucking loves it.I've not had to paint myself.

Some people are artistic, he's autistic.Let's go.I'm artistic.Wait, is he coming soon?Yeah.Oh, we're fucked.

Oh, you got like a minute and about a minute off.We could do this, fellas.I'm not feeling good about this one.I can't lie to you.I've heard Ethan speak way too much as well.That's why I know we're cooked.

He ain't locked in.I'm trying, G, I'm trying.Try harder, brisky.No, I'm flopping at you.Look, I'm about to take myself.Oh my fucking God.

Am I going to be proud, Vic?

I'm actually going to be proud.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.I don't know.You used the spot, yeah, Vic?You went there?

Yeah, bro, I've actually fucking failed.

You tried, you tried.That's what matters, as long as you tried.

I'm locked in, bro.This is the most...This is the most artistic I've ever been.

I've had to do, like, the base coat for, like, my whole body, and then now I'm gonna try and add some details, but, like...

I've actually moved by accident.Oh, you're cooked, you're cooked, you're cooked.Oh, no, I can't get back in the angle.

Nah, I need so much more time.

He'll close his eyes for ten seconds.He's good at this.

Ten?

When he comes in, I'll tell him.

I need eight minutes.

My god, yeah, mine's an axe, bro.

I'm gonna win a key server.

It's actually NikitaI'm looking at the sky.

I'll give you 30 seconds to the first whistle.

That sounds fair.Cuz we, uh...

You're gonna get me very quick.

We've all panicked a lot.

Imagine Vikkstar hasn't panicked at all.

That's because you're probably just one color in the corner, Vikk.He was, he was, he was, and I forced him out.Oh my god.Fucked it.

I'm feeling good about this one.I'm not.Yeah?Yeah.Thank you.Oh!

Was that the first whistle?No.

That sounds like something, man.That sounded like a first whistle to me.

It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, still.Yeah, nah, it so wasn't, bro.

First whistle of the sandwich.

If you could just wait, if you could just wait two seconds.

I think, I think, I think if I've had enough time, you guys have had enough time.Alright?Next whistle, I'm going.20, you got 20 seconds.I'm, I'm happy.

I'm not happy, but...

Nah, I've done good.I've done good.I'm invisible on my own screen.

I'm actually actively looking now.Yeah, you know, I think you should.I'm cooked, I'm cooked.Would you be able to see if we're painting still?

No, no, no, you can...

Oh, Viz, this is sad.Oh, Viz, this is the saddest thing.Oh, Viz.Oh, Viz.

Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.I'm trying to angle it back.Oh, he's done it.

He's back.So, who is...Who's a little volcano over here?

It was probably because you went oh, I didn't have enough time Really upset as well because he was at all You go do another cook.

I'm gonna come back in 30 seconds.

I don't even know.

I don't want to move me Thank you, no worriesOh my goodness, mate, I've got a forehead to monitor here.

Oh, Vic has actually done well.Fucking hell, yeah, Jack, I wouldn't fund Jack one bit.Thanks, guys, thank you very much.I wouldn't fund Jack one bit.What about me, mate?Bro.

What about me?

Just trying to find Vic.Oh, Vic, well done, mate.Thanks, mate.Finally.Picked the easiest spot on the map.Respect.

Oh, Lazer, that's unreal.

Thank you.Thank you.I'd be so angry seeking on this.I would be so angry.

Have I looked at people already?I like yours, man. I like yours, I think, you know?Oh, thanks.

My missed spot ranking's gone crazy.

Josh is such a sweat, bruv.Josh is such a sweat.No, it's not.What?

Why is it always sweat?Why is it always, oh yeah, he's good.Where is Josh?Nah, nah, nah, nah, because that's just pathetically sad.

Perspective this is impossible.Genuinely.I don't know.

I am scanning so hard right now What do you mean you for wait Vic got 1 .7 K I must have looked right I don't know who this is, but Nah, I can't get done by the whistle.I've got to commit to just scanning each one.Oh my god, but who's this?

Oh, he's dialed, he's dialed.

Who is this?That is unreal.He's dialed.Curses!

Denny bro, Denny.

There's shit in it.

I don't want to say anything about your spot, but it's like what's on the top level of your spot that's got me like...

Yeah, I've run out of time and I'm just here now.

That's great, that's great.You picked a tough spot, dude.

Bro.

You've got more than I thought you would.Wait, Josh got 1 .9k!Stop looking at me, bro.Weirdo.This is just impossible.

I feel sorry for you, Lou.Nah, Josh, dude.Touch grass, dude.

Touch fucking grass.Wait, how did he get so many points though?That's outrageous.

When I zoom out on mine, is that actually unreal?Yeah, I literally, it's impossible.

I'm so determined to find you.

You got no elbow, Zerkaa bro, you got no elbow.

Is he really just fully, fully submerged?I think I could tell you the painting.I would tell you the painting, you won't find him.

Go on then.

You were above it.

You were above it.That one, that one, yeah, yeah.

It's that one.

You can't find it.It's bottom right, you won't find him.He will.Of course he will.

I went over everyone.

That's a hard one.That was a hard map.

Oh, you know what Vic fair play, bro?

You've actually he picked the stars shock the two -color thing what a game good stuff guys oh here we go oh this is good wow no i'm a seeker um there is There's one that I did last time, I'm not going to recreate it but it's really good.Anyone want to do some painting?I can show you a spot that I've done before that's really good.

Last time I played this map I was Claude.You've got to beat up someone sometimes, don't you bro?When no one else is gassing you up.I don't know what I want to do.

I'm panicking.I'm actually offended George, you know, like, I take, I take videos seriously.I'm like you, you know, I actually try and play things properly.Guys, I'm still on the box by the way.Evidently you're not learning your lesson, George -O.

Yeah, that's your own fault, Vic.

Video's over, bro.We finished.Why are you still in there?Get out.I don't know what I wanna do!What do you wanna do?

Is this bad?I think this is bad.

Yeah, it's awful.Yeah, thanks.I need someone to say that.One moment.Yeah, this is bad.What am I gonna go with?

This is bad.

I don't know where to go.

Sometimes you just gotta bin it off and go again.Yeah, just accept that you're shit, you know?Wait, who's seeking?Oh, I feel like he's gonna be actually alright.Got eyes, isn't he?Yeah, we're cooked.

He understands this game a little bit.

I hate it when they've got eyes.He's all eyed up.It's so annoying.

Oh wait, no, this is exactly where he's gonna spawn.This is awful.

No!Oh God, um, helping him out, bub.I'm back.Don't worry.Hey, bro.

Hey, chill out.

I might have to...We could just make a whole nother one if you want.Yeah, go on.I'm number four.You be like, I don't fucking know.

Bro's running out of numbers that he knows.Three or so.I'm sure there's more.

This is not, this is not optimal, is it really?

No, this is awful.

Yeah.

We just hope he doesn't come in here.

I've not had to paint myself.Oh my god, dude.

Josh.Josh.

Fucking love it.It's the goat right there, bro.

Oh, this has gone diabolically wrong.

You know what?Might have done all right here.Might have done all right here, I think.Oh, that is...I like that.

Genius.I know.

It'll be a common deception.

You got to really zoom out to appreciate it, I think.And squint a little bit as well, so you can barely see the screen.Yeah, yeah, yeah.No, I think it'll be fine.I think it'll be fine.

Wait, your top of your head is still white.Laser.

Oh, dude, you've saved me.Such embarrassment.

Lock in, Toby.It's time to go.I think you should get all of us pretty quick.

Yeah, it's not enough time man.

It's never enough time It's okay, we did we did this sponsor's gonna be hard like this is gonna be hard in general Yeah, don't worry about very overstimulating these maps Very, very overstimulating.

Yeah, I've just been trying to calm myself down the whole time.Okay, Lou, mate.

Yeah, it's quite the fall -off, isn't it?

No, I just mean it's more of...Anyway, I don't...Okay, there's fucking two of you there.There's two of you there.

It's been a great run, man.That was...That was bad.That was poor.We tried.Really, really poor.

We tried.I'm disappointed.Well, you missed someone very obvious, Toby, so fuck you.Oh, get his ass.Fuck you too.

He's got all the beans to do it as well after that Yeah, I really enjoyed that.

Cheers.Oh, Lazer, yours is sick.Lazer, you...Lazer, you fucking...I thought about that, but I thought it was getting paid.

This is a proper sneak disc, bro.

Jackknife.

Fuck!As you could say that, bro, you jinxed it.

Toby's too good, man. I'm not good at this bro.

It's a good Vikkstar one, to be fair.Last two rounds from Vikk have been respectable.

Yeah, look.It's taken him four videos, we're getting there.Have you leveled up, Vikkstar?Yeah, you will never find me.Never?

No, I'm not even on the map.I've glitched out the map, don't worry about it, go look for someone else.

Go look for someone else, as in, you're in my vicinity?

No, no, no, no.Ha ha, he's shit, he's smart, he's smart.Oh, I've deceived him.

Nah, you sold already, bro.I'm not - I can't see you here, so you're doing well wherever you are.Go on, son.

Oh my god.Oh my god.No.No.I hate him.Surely not.

What the fuck?

Oh my God, he's...

Hey, I got some nice points on that one.

Who's left?Two left.

Where are you?

Yeah, George, you're at the angle down as well, like from this angle.

Yeah, good luck, Tobe.

Might have some winners here.You haven't even seen one of them.

Yes, respect.Yeah, from all the way over here, you can't even see me on the Cluedo board.I mean...

Oh, he's whistling, he's whistling.Oh my god.

Drop it!

Oh, that shit was actually working real well.Wow.I'm Whistlespam.Look at these angles.

Oh, that's crazy.Oh, there was a bomb!I knew it!Well done, Jack.

Thank you very much.Beautiful.You actually missed the Jack spot.Yeah, Jack's behind you to your right.He's where?Behind you on the whale thing.

He's flashing right.

Right.

Right.More right.

On the black and white mask.The red glowing.Okay, this spot's so good, you still can't find him.Crazy.Dude's flashing red, still can't see him.Guys, should we just keep playing forever?