SIDEMEN MODDED GTA CHAOS RACES

playlist.What could go wrong?Stunt chili ad.We have chaos races.I don't know what that means.This is very, very different, Simon.

This is very different.Random stuff keep happening every interval.Look at bottom right.Five seconds to go to the next one.It's random for all of us.

My car just did a flip.

Oh, okay.Okay.Right.Oh, no.Pop tires.Oh my, no, wait, is that yours or my AWP?

No, it got me too!I think I'm finished here, right?You lot are all good at this game.

I'm not good at driving games.Toby's playing, thank you.Lou and Josh are the only two that know what's going on.

Oh, we haven't played GTA in fucking ages, this is fun.I'm up for this.

You haven't started yet, mate.

Yeah, how do you know it's fun?

I reckon three corners and it won't be fun.

Yeah.I can't remember when you do it.

I'm off!

I'm not trying to recording.

It's fine recording spider thing.

Oh, oh Steady on now.Oh, I wasn't me brisky.

No, it's like if it's sliding around here.

It's a bit slippery This feeling inside.

Oh, it was a jump.Yeah, right.That makes sense.You little weirdo I press control what I've got into a prison bar tires.

My tires have been popped.Oh, I'm going buddy controls.Oh What am I getting hit by?What am I getting hit by?

Guys, screenshot this.Screenshot this.How the fuck am I first right now?Screenshot this shit.

So basically, chaos races.Random stuff keep happening every interval.Look at bottom right.Five seconds to go to the next one.It's random for all of us.I'm going backwards.

I turned around.I've got no brakes.I've got no brakes.

Oh my god.I've got no brakes.

I turned around.I fully just went 180.One second.

What's going to happen?What's going to happen?What's going to happen?Nothing happened.Nothing happened, we're alive.One second, what's happening?

What's happening?

I'm upside down, I'm upside down, I'm upside down.Oh my God, low gravity, this isn't good, there's a jump.How the hell did you stay?Oh, does everyone get a different thing?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay.I'm fucking my second, I'm third, I'm fourth.

What's going on?

I got zero gravity, I can't turn around.

Wait, I've got to make some ground.

I have to turn around, I have zero gravity, I missed it.

Uh -oh.Oh God, I jumped, you fucker.I got super launch.I got big rig mode.Super speed?I'll take super speed.

Nah, he ain't controlling that.But you can't lose then, can you Harry, really?I'm coming for your ass.Oh, you're not gonna make it.

You're not gonna make it.Yes, yes, I changed, I changed.Oh no, you have made it.Oh no, fuck.

Lou, Lou, we might be screwed.Wait, why?Oh my god, three seconds.Two, one.I'm upside down!Oh, low gravity.

Oh no, oh no.Not low gravity on the jump.

I'm finished.I was copying his recording, by the way.That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.Oh, I'm just never making that out of my fucking head.No!

I'm an RC car.Load gravity!No brakes is so calm.If you do no brakes right, it's calm.Until it really isn't calm.

Oh no!I'm racing backwards!Vehicle swap!Bye Simon, bye Simon!

Vehicle swap!I just want to get up this jump!I've been on this jump for fucking 10 minutes!Let me go!You know what?This actually ain't too bad.

Oh no.Oh no.In the air.In the air.Um.Um.

Don't check.Upside down.Wait.Hang on.

I've got reverse camera.Reverse camera?The fuck is going on?I need horror.I can't.Yeah, I had reverse camera.

I had that.I can't.Oh my gosh.I don't know where I'm going.Why are these explosions, bro?Three.

Three.Wait.Oh no.Pop tires.Pop tires.I'm in a remote control car.

Oh my gosh, bro.I was so clear.No.No.Oh, for God's sake.I was doing okay It in Josh that sounds mad what you're saying I'm stuck on this stupid checkpoint.

I got zero gravity man. I'm just going to the moon.Fuck me. I'm gone.I'm gone Bro I was I was five yards from the end and I had orbital strikes and got blown off the map Oh, man, I could have won this What the fuck's happening?Is this the end?I've suffered a fucking doll.I've sucked all those drugs.

For fuck's sake!Josh, just respawn.Just respawn, brisky.

No, I gotta find the effect a little bit.Nah, nah, respawn.Is that what you're doing?Is that what you're on, Toby?

No, no, I mean the effect will carry on after you respawn, bro.Is that what you're on?Is that what you're on?That's what he's on, Harry.Can you leave that?Nah, nah, nah.

I played the game fair and square, mate.Look at that time difference.

That time's crazy, bro.I had a really fun time there.It was a bit annoying, but that was good.How do they not get sued by Bugatti, by the way?I'm just thinking, like, is it not, like, some legal thing?It's not Bugatti, bro.

It's a Trophade.It's an adder.

Yeah, I get it.I'll have that later.All right, all right.Everyone out the way.What, we're just doing volleyball, yeah?Cool.

We're looking like a gender reveal back here right now, bro.Oh, a booze?

Where'd that booze come from?

Oh, wait, there's effect about that.

Harry, don't do it.

Get around the corner.Get around the corner.

Sorry, I had to do I had to do as more corners is it effects on every row?

Okay.Oh my god What's happening to me?

This time we do not let this slip.We do not let this slip.You're about to get done here.

Watch how Yeah, go on then, Simon.

Alright, no brakes is fine.

Oh my god, I have to brake.I have to brake to go forward.

Yeah, yeah.Are you inverted, yeah?

Oh no!

Oh my god, I can't see what I'm doing.What the flip?Oh no, it's locked!

Simon just turned off the map.Oh my.This is a fucking nightmare.Oh please, not round the loop.Oh no.

No brakes!I can deal with this.For the love of god.Every time.That's not fair.

Can my tires get like un -popped?Why did I flip the other side?Or I just spawned the other side?I gotta do the whole loop again.Alright, Harry.What have you done there then, mate?

Oh, I'm in a fucking go -kart.What's this?No, the go -kart is sick.

The go -kart moves.Toby, have you been nerfed yet?I've been nerfed so many times, bro.Is he winning clearly right now?

Yes!Oh, fucking tyres pop!No!

I'm in a bloody remote control car again.

Wait.

Oh, yeah, we're moving cars Cookovers around you it has to you right?

Yeah, but you have to be that close to them.You're like I'm alone in this race I'm fucking turning this turn right now.

Jesus Christ.

Oh little loop -de -loop.

Oh, it's the orbitals.

Oh, no, I can go in here.

Oh, that was sick Fuck It's not even funny it's fine you happen for you.

Oh great fantastic now Josh is here ruined all the fun Thank you.You actually must be miles behind.Yeah, I am brother.

Oh No, Josh, I can't see where I'm going.Oh, it's fine.I'm in a bloody dumpster truck.Oh great Oh, this is brilliant.

Oh I can't see it.It all depends on what this next one is I don't know I'm just trying to get to fucking work and I'm getting obliterated Look at that time difference.I genuinely spent my whole time alone there yeah guess like that sometimes man here we go get away from the group get away get away hey toby you're not safe at the back there bro i see you what do you mean by that hi josh

I'm putting some juju on you right now.You're about to get mad.

Nah, I've reversed that.

I've reversed that.You're about to get cooked.

Oh my god.

I've got upside down effect.I'm not really sure if it's worked.

Bro, I got super launched and now I'm...Yeah, you don't deserve that.

This car is as far, no, nearly as fast as Josh.You deserve that.What the fuck is this track?

Where am I driving it?

It's just a circle, mate.

It wasn't.I was fucking eight walls over there.I felt like Lou at the last race.It's on your own at the back.Oh my god.Oh my god.

Yes.What the fuck has happened there?Mattias.Low gravity.

Oh my gosh.Oh for god's sake.This is my first time experiencing low gravity.This is shit.Sorry mate.

I couldn't stop in time.Goodbye.It's all right.It's all right.That was big for me.This will get calmer there.

Uh -oh.Uh -oh.Oh, no!Enjoy it.

What a bike!

Peace, mate.The bike's good, though.It is until it isn't.Yeah, you're right.Like, if you're in a fast...Oh, yeah, like now.

To be fair, I'm moving, and you moved out of the way.Oh, no, Harold.Harold, please.Harold, we can be friends, broski.

Spread them, mate.I'm coming.

What?

What the fuck?Oh my god, I just did the best turn I've ever done and I'm in reverse.

Simon, guide me.Where am I turning?I can't see.I'm in reverse.I'm in reverse mode, Simon.Toby, I'm in reverse.

Oh, right.

Where the fuck?Where am I?I have cheesed that.Hello, mate.

Oh my gosh.

Inverted.I'm inverted.I can't reverse.I've got no brakes.At least you can't reverse.What was the timing on that launch?

Yeah, that launch was crazy.Right over the checkpoint.

Don't give me a launch now.Give Josh a launch.Give Simon a launch.Go on, let Simon launch somewhere.Low gravity.Inverted controls.

What have you got, Simon?Low gravity.It's fine.I can handle it.I can handle it.I can handle it.

I can't turn.That's what you get for laughing, bro.I got too much wheelspin.I can't control myself here.Harry, what happened to you there?Lou bummed me.

He bummed you?I can neither confirm nor deny those allocations.

Yeah, good.It's got hit with a 180 spin, bitch.Low gravity.I can see it by your driving.

Low gravity.My car is so fucked.

Oh, no.No!Let's go, let's go.Turn!Hello.I see you.

If we drive next to each other, we're a K -pop band.Oh my god.Oh shit.

Never mind.

I've got super speed, but I can't reverse.Give me super speed then.Oh, this car is...

I will say inverted controls is kind of easy to get the hang of once you get it.

Once you get it, yeah.Once you get it.

Oh, I fucked it, I fucked it, I fucked it.There's not many resets.Super speed barely does anything.I mean, you're gone.I was facing the wrong way for most of that.

No breaks, oh no.Stupid reverse camera!Oh no.You are right about inverted, it's not that bad.How long for no breaks?The camera's worse.

Camera is way worse.Yeah, reverse camera is the worst thing here.

Low gravity's pretty ass too, fuck no.

Nah, but at least you know where you're going.Reverse camera, you can't see shit.Yeah, but you can't even turn most of the - I've got - Oh, pop tires!Fuck off!

Oh my god!Pop tires might be the worst.Simon's gone.We gotta get him.No, I can't.I'm not moving right now, Josh.

The effect's over.No, now it is.See, now I'm there.Oh, I can see him!I can see him!As soon as I got on Pop Tires, Josh, I didn't move.

Oh, please.

Oh, no, now's not the time for the truck!

I prefer this new car, actually.Fucking yeah, let's go.

Get out of the way, I'm covered.Two.Spread them.One.Put me back, put me back, put me back, put me back.Okay, thank God.

Lou, get your ass back here, bro.Oh, what do you want my ass for?Yeah, what's all this bumming and stuff going on back there?Strike Josh down right now.No.I'm upside down.

Upside down for why?I'm upside down.Nah, Toby's caught me.What'd you get?

Uh, no brakes.

Not bad.Not bad.Not bad.Not bad.Oh, no, no, not great.Yes.

Be gone.

How are we not catching you at all?

I'm still so far fifth.It ain't nice.It ain't nice.Oh, my God.Tiny ride.Nah, you're fine.

I'm a big...Tiny ride's fine.Tiny ride's fine.Josh I am a big truck.Yeah, but you can't catch me. I know I'm done.I'm not the truck you were either Unless I get oh my god, you are big Very big bit too big for me. I can't open my legs to that one.

Come on.Come on.Come on Yeah, Simon and Josh are gone He's fucking tired of killing me bro I'm chasing him.I'm on his tail.

No, no, no, no, leave my tail alone.You freak.

Literally whoever gets the best one here.

You big freak, leave my tail alone.

Why don't you all stop for like a minute and just let me catch up.A minute?Ow, ow, ow, you bastard.

Oh, I've crashed it, never mind.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I physically cannot turn.Oh, you've got something else there.

I know.

I wish I had that on a better segment of the raise Wait, are we gonna do possible?

I'm upside upside down.I'm crazy.I'm upside down.I can't drive.

I got no Eight seconds.Come on.Why is Harry glitching?

Come on?

Oh, you're not gonna do it, you know A back -to -back dunk there.It's right there.That's crazy.Is this your first time playing the game?

I wish.I wish it was.G78's curvy oval.Oh, I like this one.Curvy oval.

The curry oval.

Good car, good car.This looks nuts.Did you say the curry oval?

Is that what it is, no?

No, it's a curvy oval.

Oh, I thought you said curry.

Harry said curry oval.It looks like curry to me.Nah, to be fair.

Thank you for that Simon Get good now.

We got work together since we don't that can't be griefing.Oh, yeah.Yeah, that's me.Oh, yeah Right now oh my god, oh Yeah, it kind of goes very very very quickly to me then I've got low gravity.I can't move.I've got super speed.

I'm good.All right.I've licked it It's just it's just you're just slow.Oh Someone's getting strikes.I can hear it me me low gravity feels like heavy gravity.Yeah Yeah, it'd flow.

You don't you sink.

Oh, I don't need youtruck now.Oh, thank you.

Thank you for the launch.No, no, no, no, no, no.That wasn't me.That wasn't me, Harry.I was annoyed.No, you had super long.

Hello, Josh.

Hello, my city.Hello.

That was a tame one.

It was a tame one.It was fun.Yeah, just a little casual.I'm getting some good F1 car.

I spent half my time upside down.

I'm going to get it now.

I never heard Harry so passionate about GTA before.I'm dumping this race.

It's because I'm enjoying it, but I just keep getting fucking fucked.

If I don't dump this, it has been unreal.You're only just behind me, Simon.Yeah, you're dumping as well.

Toby's quite far ahead, so I guess if...I'm moving.

No!No!No!No!

That's the wrong tyre!Oh no, I'm cooked.

Low gravity has to be one of the most unenjoyable experiences of all time.

Great.Fantastic.Back again.

Little upside down, we're on a turn, it's fine.

Hey, better pop your fucking tyres as well, man.Yeah, we'll find out.

I'm gone.I'm gone.I'm absolutely gone.Josh, what are you?Just a green car.Oh, it's now.

Now's the effect.Oh, no!Ball bill strike.Please.It's horrible strikes.Me!

Oh, and it's killed me!I can invert my controls.That's fine.The one he's alright because he's been like, oh, Simon.No, not when you're going at the speed I was going.

I'm so far lost.

He said it.

I thought he said the thing.He did the thing.Oh, my God.Next effect, please.

Oh, 180 spin.Vehicle swap.Yes!

I'm fucked.

Oh, my God.god, I've gone miles.Oh my god.I'm oh my god.

Who's that flying over me me?

It was me.

Oh Great Simon gets the motorbike fantastic Some reverse cam then it's forward final lap.Yeah.

Oh, I'm not lost.That's quite smart.I'm a tire Not tires to pop I'll go away Lou Don't worry, mate.I've not got any tyres.

Yes, I've got these, mate.

He's about to go past me.Shit.Oh, no.Oh, my God.I overtook him.Give me an effect that's better than his one.

Please, please, please, please.

Just give me vehicle swap.

I've 180'd.I've got reverse camera.I can't see.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.

Is that at the finish line?Don't tell me it's at the finish line.

Take my camera, take my camera round!Please, please, please, please, can I finish before this?Get him, get him.Alright, cook Toby more than me.

Where is it?No, don't cook me, don't cook me, don't cook me, I don't deserve it.

Oh my god, I got a big truck.I don't win!I got a big truck, and I'm going so slow, I'm gonna lose.This is...No, no, no, I'm losing.

Yeah, Orbital the fuck out of him.No!

No!Oh my god, who's that?Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.Oh my god, he spawned me under the map.Yeah, I'm cooked, I'm cooked.Josh, what did you have?

Orbital strikes.His orbital strike killed me, bro.Oh my god.Oh no, I'm done bro.I'm actually done.I'm actually done.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god Toby's not dumping bro.

That out of context is a crazy sound I've been robbed every timeYou said if I finish this race, you actually won the whole thing.

I was so far behind Harry and then I got niced about five in a row.