SIDEMEN OLYMPICS 2026

The Simon boys are back in London. London 2012. We have not touched Olympics in a long time. Now it's time to see who is the greatest side by Olympics. Oh, I'm not gonna lose today. Okay, you're not gonna lose. You're gonna win everything.

Everything.

Like second is losing. Everyone's aim right now is to beat Harry.

No, no. Okay, okay.

Well, we can't affect you. Like we can't affect you, you know what I mean?

Yeah. year. Like we can't affect you, you know what I mean? I don't remember how to do this. I think it's spam A and then up.

I forgot how to do it. I've fallen over.

It's 35 isn't it you want? 35 is your angle, yeah.

It's an okay throw.

Bro, yeah you went 35.

That was bad.

I use the right thing. Oh, well, at least you threw it somewhere.

My god, just die.

You might be lost. You won't get a lose. You said I'm not gonna lose. He's not gonna lose. Let's go again. I didn't fucking spam in time.

Oh, no, that was a nice throw.

I didn't get a third time.

Oh, wait, that was better than my first one.

I didn't get a third time.

Wow.

That's pretty nice.

Come on.

That's solid.

Oh, my angle changed slightly.

Oh, big throw, big throw.

Oh!

Wow, I dropped a third.

JJ's first!

JJ!

24!

Wait, JJ?

24!

He chucked that! JJ, did you celebrate that?

24!

You said, yeah.

That's his thing, bro.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Oh, wait. Oh. Alright, here we go. Oh wait, I...

Oh.

Oh shit guys, I've had a hat too long.

Oh, I've fenced up.

How did you get 24?

How fast you spam it makes it go faster.

How fast you spam it and then you get 6 attempts.

Oh.

I thought it was 3.

Oh, Ethan's knocked me out.

Only just as well. Bro, I'm getting 23 and I'm 4. 35 degrees and straight.

Cool.

And straight.

Okay.

Yeah, when you press up, you press up perfectly.

Okay, okay, okay.

Hit me with that.

Hit me with that.

Ooh.

Logite. Oh, fuck off.

Okay, I'm gonna take an Ethan's last one.

Can Simon smoke it?

By the way, I've just got a world record and I'm still third. 24. That's your world record.

24 is insane.

I don't even know how I did that.

24.2.

24 is dope.

I need a second go. No, 34. 24.2.

No 34. I got a 35 last time he went fucking nowhere. That means you weren't straight.

This is where Josh takes first place by the way. I'm not sure I've got any more boys. It's been 18 months. That 18 months of playing 2-2, that's insane.

No! I could have done it! I could have done it! I could have done it!

That's nuts. Oi! Oi! Oi! No. No. Oi! Snacky is over. There's no way. Yes! 24.6

Yeah, that's a chunk that is.

That's a big old chunk.

JJ got 24 twice.

That's crazy. I didn't even get 23. Facts bro. This is like the Among Us fall off bro.

Put the Olympics down.

Put the Olympics down. bro. The Olympics down, man. The Olympics before the EU, bro. Can we get a game, please? I need to start a new one.

That Tokyo one was fun, the Beijing one.

The Tokyo one was good, you know.

We can run it back.

No, not this, not this, not this.

Okay, so guys, this is just follow the prompts on the screen. Okay, I can do that. And Harry, especially, make sure you land on your head. The more complicated ones you choose, the better score you get if you do it. Okay. Yeah. But like, you can choose the simple ones if you want, but like... I always end up fucking this, it's pointless. No, you got this bro. Come on. That's not the end of the world.

It's not bad. Okay, that's okay. That's okay.

It's okay. No! It's okay.

Just we died. Just don't belly flop. That's the worst thing you can do.

That's a good start, Simon.

69, you know. That's like the highest score, bro Okay. It didn't look perfect though. What did you get? Like 9s and 10s there surely?

Yeah, but it didn't wow me. It was saying light for you. Yeah, it was saying light.

It's just three buttons lads.

Three buttons on the joystick.

Oh, you're fizz.

It is just three buttons.

I got 82. Come on. 82.

Oh, jeez.

Let's go, Muzzy. Josh, 87. He's back.

He's back.

He's back.

Here we go.

You're 87. It's getting warmsy. Getting warmsy.

Yeah.

78.

I'll take that.

Well done, Harry.

Yeah, Yeah. Oh fucks if I fucked one off Everyone can fuck at some point

That was a good belly flop

Fuck belly pop

Josh is back.

He's back.

We did the same thing.

Wow, pencil dives.

At least JJ fucked his tooth, thank God.

Shit, man.

It means I need to get medals right to get any points.

It doesn't matter if I get like a penalty.

Yeah, yeah.

Medals means prizes.

I saw this.

He's spinning this one.

He said that's good. Oh, that entry was not good. That entry was not good. That was too strong again. It was strong.

Harry11, did you die? Eight!

Wait, eight?

No, no, he told me to press X and A at the same time. How's that even possible? I did that. It didn't work. You can press two buttons at the same.

Yeah, I did that.

I did it, it didn't work.

I tried something as well.

Oh my God, I don't think you did if you got 8.5 and 11.

Half decent and I get a medal.

This one's always awkward. I've backed, I've fucking died. Oh bro, I've been knocked back. I dropped, I dropped.

Nah, well done.

I backed it. Yeah, I'll take it, I'll take it.

Oh, I could have caught. Oh my gosh.

If you didn't get dived there Simon, you could have caught.

Hey, I've done a holding.

I just needed to do a good dive to win.

67.5. Yeah, 67.5.

I got it bro. Take a medal. Wait, 8.5 is barbaric.

8.5.

8.5 is just starting I think.

Did you add the water? I think yeah, you just have to hit the water

to get an 8.5.

It's cause I missed the middle thing

and they weren't happy, the judges.

They were feeling it.

No, no Harry, you got 11.

It's cause I missed the water. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Harry this one you got you got no chance.

It's literally Ethan Toby and Josh.

You got this.

I'm not that good.

I'm saying that Simon makes you think you're gonna win it now, like, no, no, I'm gonna sweat my arse off and I guarantee I get like fourth maybe. What do you shoot with RT?

Is it RT?

How does it work?

How do I shoot?

Point the left stick in. Left stick is your shooting button.

How do I shoot?

That's a bad start.

It's a bad start.

It's a bad start it's a bad start it's a bad start oh i only shot one oh no

no one told him that actually yeah but it's pretty self-explanatory there is a big bar it does say six eight seconds like i don't know yeah i know but like it is red ashar No, but like... It is Radishah.

Alright.

I'm playing bad. Oh my.

I'm sweating my... Fucking tits off. Oh my God.

Oh, God damn.

Bro, I'm not talking in the rounds It's because we have six seconds when it gets down to like four mm-hmm, I think I'm better at it faster I'm so consistent my god. I Just rush it every time I should just do it slowly I'm falling I'm falling I always thought in iron bro I didn't fuck the first one I'd be fine here

Four seconds I didn't fuck the first one that's the easy one

I didn't know

I was aiming for ages I was aiming for ages. Oh it's fast.

Oh for god's sake Josh here. I can get the last one.

Come on tell me I got a good enough lead to stay up a little bit. Oh shit I'm falling.

It's running pressure, crank it up guys, get fast, get speedy, come on!

Not bad!

Oh, nearly!

JJ, JJ flop, big flop, big flop! A whole extra point, Josh, fuck you!

Please, please, big flop! Thanks man, appreciate it bro! JJ, JJ flop, big flop, big flop. A whole extra point for Josh, fuck you. Please, please, big flop.

Thanks man, appreciate it bro.

JJ, JJ, use the rather controller. Left trigger, left trigger, throw a grenade.

Throw a grenade?

Oh God. Oi!

I got 50.

Fuck.

Okay, finally!

Pow, pow, pow. I'm better doing it faster, honestly.

Oh no!

I was too mediocre.

Oh, Harry, not quite a medal, Harry. No, but like, if I'd have got fucking 20 and then 40 on the first one, I'd have been fine. It was just...

No, if you'd got an extra 20 points you still

to come last point so you got 20 right the first round you would have done well you got third place but 52.3 at the end by the way Josh yeah so that's good

Toby you're good at that one just mess no messed up the start. No, I'm not. Oh God. His start was the worst.

To explain, this is spam A at the start and then 45 degrees three times in a row. We're pressing A as well or just flicking a stick? No, no, so you'll do a power lock and then you'll get a prompt to do a left stick every time you land. Well, the first one you're trying to do you have to try and time it is rhythmic on the power

Don't spam it just go to the speed of the green I

Wish you I wish I'd known that and I started my speed lock is why you're like six goes though, right?

Three is not it. I don't know. He's sick

Yeah, six goes on Oh my god. There's no way that I've ever sat in second and third with that shit. Bro, my jump.

I found straight away bro.

If yours is the same.

This one's really difficult to get to.

What are you doing 82 degree launch angle? That's just not right.

That's awful.

That's just not right.

That's awful.

That's just nearly dying.

No, it's unreal. I've increased to 16 Ethan. the other side. We do 82 degree

launch. That's just not a foul.

I just need dark. No, it's

unreal. So Chris to 16, Ethan

flopped it. Oh, J. J. Second speed lock is really hard. It's difficult. It's like a like a

dead lives. It's I feel like it speeds up. It does. Yeah, it does, yeah.

Oh, this is fucking... Oh, please, man.

Oh, please.

Come on, Dinka.

Shit.

I need to get...

You're constantly in for the short jump, by the way.

Come on. Let's get a good angle here.

Oh my, how have I not got the speed lock there?

Okay. That was better.

Okay.

How are you telling me I lost at fucking 80 degrees?

There's no way.

Bro, jump to the sky.

Oi, Simon, well done.

Fuck you, mate.

Jeez.

Oh, okay. Oh my god, oh my god, I banged it. I banged it. I banged it. Oh my god, I just pulled up. No way I jumped at one degree.

Oh Josh, JJ.

Josh.

Knock it out. 0.01 Oh no. I got two perfect angles there I think.

Oh, I just ruined the speed look.

Oh, just a fucking

83-18. 83-18.

83-18.

I didn't even fall over in that jump.

That's hard.

Right, I landed, stood up.

JJ, well done.

JJ, fucking hell, well done.

JJ, well done.

What's the medals looking like? Is JJ up there?

Yeah, he is. Let's have a look. I think he's joint second now. Well, he might just be second. He's fourth, he's fifth.

Maybe not. You're second.

Come on Harry.

But what is actually the point of me being here? Like genuinely, I'm just noise in the background. There's no like, I wanna see your 80 degree jump, you know, that's what I'm trying to say. No one wants to see it bro.

No one wants to see it.

I wanna see it bro no one wants to see it. I wanna see it. How do we do this one?

So this one is spam A but rhythmically

and then left stick up at the right time.

I don't care. Is it spam fast or is it rhythm?

If you spam too fast you go over it. It's a good rhythm.

Yeah all the running ones you need to hit rhythm Josh.

It's fast but rhythm. Oh yeah yeah okay.

And don't go early. Oh, bro, timing the start as well. Oh, hit the blood. Oh, that would have been absolute howler.

Oh, shit.

Hit again.

Shit. Oh, that would have been absolute howler.

Oh, for God's sake. Yeah. Oh my God. We'll take a medal.

We'll take a medal.

Who got a medal there?

Ethan, did you win?

Yeah. I had such a good start.

That's how I hit the first hurdle, bro.

We both hit the same hurdle in the middle of the second one.

I had such a good start. What in the world, bro? I got beaten by Harry and Jojo.

Wait, Zunk?

Holy mother. I've seen movies where you run into every hurdle. Oh no! I've come fourth!

Wait, look at that!

I come fourth because I didn't get gold. Yes, let's go!

Stinker!

Fuck me. Fuck me.

Good stuff boys.