SIDEMEN TINDER IRL IS BACK

You asked, it's back.Tinder in real life.However, there's a twist.We've written pick up lines for these YouTubers.

Do you have pet insurance by any chance?To try their luck, because I'm going to destroy your...

Each YouTuber will randomly pick one of our lines to say to their potential match.If our line is voted the worst, then we will have to face a forfeit.As always, all comments are a joke and for entertainment purposes only.Anyway, let's get into the video!

Submitting all of our lines.Why are we doing this again?Why are we here?

We all take one, right?

Do we take them all or not?

And we don't look at him until...

We're all picking one out, right?

The worst part is seeing your envelope.Okay, go on.

Hang in the middle.

Everyone got one?

You left it lost.

I just realised, Anito could not get mine.

That's quite long.Jesus.They all look horrified.I don't know what you guys have written.

I don't, I don't get my.This is long.I don't get it.Monologue.

Can I get arrested for this?

Jack looks mortified.Jack is lying.

I think I might get a charge.

We could.

Oh, here comes a woman.Here we go.Oh, they're here.

Hi, I'm Sophia.I'm 24.

Hi there.I'm Chris.I'm 29.Are you a ketchup bottle?Because I want to flip you over, hit you from the back and make you squirt.Oh, no.

No.

No.

That was quite rough.I thought you were really cute, but no, sorry.

I respect that.That's a good outcome though.Yeah, I'll take that.I'll take that.The one part that I actually had input in.How have we started the video with that?

Who's done that?

You're a bit too quiet for my liking.

I don't think it's me.It is me.Hello.Hi.My name is Jack and I am 26.And let's play Barbie because I will be Ken and you can be the box I come in or whatever.

No.Who's been cycling lines on previous Tinders?You would be Barbie and I'd...

Yeah, no, sorry.Yeah, that was a lot.Sorry.

That's my line.Wait, really?

I changed it, that's my line.Hi, I'm Josh.I'm 26.Let's play Barbie and I'll be Ken.You can be the box that I come in.

Just when I was...I'm Cole.Hi, Cole.28.Nice legs.What time...

I don't know.What time do they open?Oh, that's so...

I didn't even bother with that.

Who's writing these?No, sorry.Just no.

No, it's fine.It's going to be a room full of no's.A room full of no's.Holy shit.High standards.High standards.

She has got high standards.Yeah.

Did she call you guys cute?No.No, she didn't.

She just said straight no.

Hello, nice to meet you.My name is Bino.I'm 23.Yeah.And Gareth's always complained that I'm a walking red flag.Girl.

Sorry, accent.Can someone translate?

Sorry.Sorry.

I was like, girl.

Don't look at me.Sorry.Gareth's always complained that I'm a walking red flag.Yeah.It's been a long day for him, man.But I actually think it's quite impressive that a flag can walk.

Yeah, that was funny.Well done.

Jesus.Jesus.

I like it.I like it.Fucking Christ.Delivery.

Hi, I'm Anita.I'm 36.And KSI's bodyguard isn't the only thing that's big and black.Bitch.It's also my boots.

Bitch.See, yeah, that's the, yeah, okay.

I really like that.I did not write that.

I love you.This is a really sweet bit.No, sorry.

Does she have any yeses?Oh, come on, lads.It's not hard.

Fuck off.Loser.

Correct.Yeah, you said it.

Good boy.

Don't do that.My name's Castillo.I'm old, rev. Yeah, that's my age.Are you a volcano?Because I lava you.That's a good one.

That was really sweet.I liked that one.

Oh, come on.That's a good one.What did he do?He's got the swagger with it though.He's good at this level of this game.Just Hans and Castilla.

The first one.That was a bad start.

Yeah, that was bad.Four from you guys, really four.

And which was the best?

I think, sorry, the one that I couldn't really understand, but that was...

Oh, sorry.You didn't even understand it.Maybe you should speak gobbledygook for the next one.That's how much you liked him.Don't worry, no one understands him.

Perfect.Thank you.

Thank you for being here.Bye.

Bye.

That was fine.

What was your one again?

It was, are you a ketchup bottle?Because I want to flip you over, hit you from the back and make you squirt.

Well, no, if that doesn't get a girl creamy, I don't know what will.My vote, only because it was out the gates first and it was so vulgar.

It's kind of funny.I would say the legs one.

I think the legs are the most basic one.It is bad.Recycled.I'd be in Ken or legs.Legs.They can both do a 450.

I'm going legs.Because it's also just a shit.It's just like a fucking - Open your legs.He wrote it.He wrote it.I didn't write it, but it was important.

Okay.Right.Where's the first forfeit?You have to have a harmonica in your mouth for the whole next round.Oh, okay.Yeah, that's fine.

That's not bad.That's not bad.That's fine.Nice, all right, nice.Now he's locked in, bro.Oh shit, have they got their new line?

Oh shit, okay, okay.Take your pick.Oh, okay.If you give Heinz a long one, pause.Oh Jesus, crying out loud.

I'll fuck your dad.Is that what you're saying to me?

Go with that.

It's almost the same as the cards.

Here we go.

I'm Amy and I'm 31.Hi, I'm Anita and I'd wank your dad off just to find out where you came from.Jesus.My dad's dead.

In a way.

Same, bitch.I love you.Love you.

Christ.That's mad.

Worth a try.Yeah, no, genuinely.Genuinely, it's the worst one you could have got.Well, yeah, that's mad.Follow that one.Hi.

Hello.Hi.I'm Cole.Are you in the military?

No.

Because I like your arse and all.Your arse and everything about you.Not just your arse.

Thank you.Bye.

You said it well.

That's terrible, isn't it?

Must be JJ.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Oh, thank you.Hello, I'm Jack.Hello to you.I'm 26.Can we skip the talking stage and go straight to the bumming stage?Yeah, no.

See you later.See you later.

That's good though.Lucky man. I'm surprised it worked.I was surprised there.

Are you OK?

Bumming usually is a good thing.

People like it.My name's Castillo.I'm 31 as well.

OK.

Yeah.Are you an antique?Because I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

See you later.

See you no more.

That was good, though.

I know, it's alright, innit?Bro, this is pissing me off.

It's more important for us, for sure.Here we go.Hello there, my name's Bino.Are you copper and tellurium?Because you're C -U -T -E.

I like that.It's the Irish charm.It's the Irish charm.It's the Irish charm.

Oh, yeah.What is it that he's got that we haven't got?They don't understand what he's saying.They do understand what I'm saying, obviously.What did he say?I don't know what he just said.

I'm cute.

Is that it?Yeah.T -U -T -E?

Yeah.

And whatever, T -L -I -L -L -A -R -U -M -U -S?

He's T for two right now.He's T for two.

Hi, there.I'm Chris.I'm 29.On a scale of one to ten, you're a solid...I'll settle.

See that's just, no.

That's quite a pick line.If you hadn't had that before, I would have said that was you.

That's quite a pick line.It's not really a pick up line, more of an insult.

I just had to read, I'm so sorry.He's got a blank yard.

That was mean.Poor Chris, poor her, poor everyone involved.

Out of the nose, who's most likely to change to a yes?

Costello.

Why is that?

It wasn't too bad, but it was a bit like...

Do you reckon maybe me, maybe half?

No.

Oh, yeah, my dad.Sorry, babes.

Unfortunately, it's unfortunate, really.Yeah.Couldn't have gone to a worse person in that line twice.She's had the wrong one.

Amazing.Bye, guys.

What was the worst?

That was good.I think the skip to bumming was a bit crap.

I like that, though.

The bumming's day.I don't mind.that.

I don't like the one to ten.

What can I say Lodge?

I think six might be the one.

The way Chris said it with Venom as well, I didn't like it.It's mean to the girl.Yeah, I didn't like the one to ten.

Watch the next one when Chris delivers it, he goes, hi, I'm Chris, I'm 29.He does like the head tilt.

One to ten, I'll settle.I'm voting that one.

It's not even a good.Yeah.Yeah.

What are you doing?

How's that?

That was not good.That's good line.That's all right.

Right.Where's she at then?

Could be he.

Oh yeah.

Could be.I hope he's a bloke.Yeah.Could be.He could be a bloke.

I'll just say dad.He's dead.I'm sorry to break it to you.

What, he's dead from the first dinner?

Well, let's hope your next one's good, mate.You can talk this time.Do you want to change your lines, or are you good?Is that the worst ones out of the way?No.

I'm going to try the glasses.I feel like the glasses may work.

Yes, yes, yes.All right.Shall we test it?A little experiment.

Incel.I'm sorry.

Incel.Oh, no.She's confused by something.That's not good.

Is Dwayne Johnson The Rock?OK, so that says world, not wand, right?

What is?That's his world.

Oh, thank fuck.Oh, fucking hell.

Oh, my.Chris is cruising, by the way.That's because Jack's got one that's pretty bad.I don't think the glasses are going to help.

Who has written that abomination of a sentence?

My name is Devon and I'm 24.Fuck off, Devon.Brilliant.

That's not her line.Sorry.

Devin, you look nice.The jeans is doing things.I'm Castillo.I'm 25 also.Yeah.So my size, that bundles looking length still.

Let me top it off like it's nothing, family.

My size is crazy.Let me top it off.I think this is just him.God, I didn't get that one.

I'm OK, thank you.

No?

No.It's not doing that.No, see you later.

Unlucky, bro.I liked it.I would have worked.I would have worked for me.My name is Bino.My friends refer to me as a serial dater, but fear not, that's just because I put dried fruit in my cornflakes.

Right.Serial dater.OK.

You like that, do you?

I don't like that.

See you later.

Unlucky, man.She doesn't like that.She doesn't like that.

Hi.I'm Anita.Are you Dwayne Johnson?Because you rock my world.Oh, that was sweet.Piss off.

Oh, sorry.

I have Tourette's.I'm sorry.No, it's all right.

I was fine.

Love it.Yes.Thank you.

I got it.

Yes.

Well done, man.

That's really good.I appreciate that.Oh, well done.

Yeah.Hi, I'm Chris.I'm 29.I cute your think.Put my...Put your phone...

Put your number on my...In my phone.You just embarrassed him.He's going through it, man.

You know what, yeah, fine, why not?

That worked.

I don't know how you pulled that one off.No, I have no idea.Pulled the bike like a bottle of foreskin.

But if this doesn't work, I don't know.I don't know what does.Yeah, this definitely will work.

I just gotta have confidence in it.

Confidence gives it away.Come on, Jack.You got this, man.Do it for me.

My name is Jack.I'm 26.Tell me, Devon remembered your name.Fuck off, Devon.Appreciate that.Thank you.

Thank you.Thank you again.

That was a banner.

have insurance by any chance?

No, no, no, no, no.

Because I'm going to destroy your pussy.

Well, charming, to say the least.Yeah.Well done, Jack.Thank you.Loved it.No.

I thought that was going to be a yes.

I thought that was it.

I think the delivery was great for what you were given there, mate.It's the glasses.

Devon, was it?Yes.I've been there on holiday.

Okay.

I don't like it.

Right.Well, I don't like your performance on SAS, so...

Devon, I'm just wondering if you're walking alone to your car tonight.

It doesn't matter.Why would he say that?

He was better off just not saying it at that point.Oh my God.I don't know why.I thought the insults worked.It worked last time for someone else.

She's seen it.What about my comments?

I thought it was cute.Yeah, you made it, but it still wasn't as good.

I like the cereal data one.That was good.

It was a slight bonus.

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It was a slight bonus.It was a slight bonus.It was a slight bonus.It was a slight bonus.It was a slight bonus.It was a You know, Chris's was cute, so I know he was nervous, but I think the nerves is a cute thing, you know, so I'll give it to Chris.

My least favourite, Kong.

Oh, why?What did I do?

You don't like me. I love you.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

In a way.

In a way.See, there's, yeah, backhand, yeah.

Fine.

Probably, probably you.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

What was, what did you like about it?

I just like your accent.Oh, thank you.

I like your accent, bro.Such a carry.How?

Yeah, the accent does something.

Should be the opposite.

Thank you.

All right.I didn't like the car one, to be honest.What was the car one?Oh yeah, I hate the car one.Oh, did you?Yeah, like, what was it?

Attack you on the way to the car?What was the other one?It didn't seem to attack you.It just said, are you walking home alone?Was that the end of the line?Was that the end of the line?

What about the serial date one?That's light hearted.That's light hearted.What about the serial date one?It almost got into a yes for that.What do you think, JJ?

The serial date one, fuck it.

That was the worst one.I was pretty mad at that one, innit?I took three of them.Of walking to the car.

Insinuating bad things in it.What was the line?Hey, are you walking to your car alone after this?Oh, yeah, you deserve it.

Poor Cole, he already got a nod before he had to say that.

We need to learn from that.She likes him scared.So, you know, act terrified.She liked that you were scared.

I thought they like confident, but they like cute.I think she saw through the performance of glasses.

These work.Do they?They're real.

They're prescription, yeah.What about the nose?Death in my eyes.What's wrong with my nose?Death in my eyes.Why are you bringing up noses?

Death in my nose?Correlation with penis size and nose size.Is it?

Nose to dick ratio.

Correct.

That's basically what you just said.I'm a good boy every time someone taps you on the head.

Come sit here, come sit here, my boy.

I didn't say James C. Welcome to Exit Strategy.I haven't done anything like this before, but I'm looking forward to it.A new show from the Sidemen premiering weekly on MoreSidemen.The game's the game.Only one player will take home a £10 ,000 cash prize.There's money on the line!

Yeah!

Ten players, lost in an endless maze, never knowing what the next room holds.

I came prepared.Where's his knee pads?I mean, eye protection.Always have eye protection.The players must compete in challenges to progress.

Oh, fuck you, Joe.No, man.Bro, man.No, man. I don't like this game up there!

It all comes down to this moment.Have I trusted right?

How could you?How could you?

There are two fundamental rules.

Number one, we are always watching.

The game will commence in three, two, one.

Number two.This game is not fair.

Yeah, but what counts as winning?I mean, this whole game's unfair.That is fucking criminal!

Oh, my heart's in my mouth.This is horrible.Tune in for four episodes premiering each Tuesday on more Sidemen.This is Exit Strategy.Go on, give him a tap.

You're close.I'm a good boy.I'm such a good boy.

Chris does not look happy.He can't believe what he's read.

Chris is raging.

It's not looking good, bruv.

I'm Mario.I'm 34 years old.My name's Heinz.I love men.And I'm 23.I am here.

The genie says you still have two more wishes.You like that, do you?I'm good.I'm good.He's laughing a lot.

Hi there.I'm Chris.I'm 29.This is me.and me.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.Oh, no.

I don't ride horses, brother.I don't ride horses.All right.

I do not ride horses.I'm all right.I know, but think about it.

Bitch!

Thank you.How you doing?You alright?My name's Cole and I'm 28 years old.Are you a beaver?Because damn!

What?Are you a beaver?Because damn!Nah, let's get in it.

Why did you even put that accent on?Because Hines got the fucking...

She said that's the last one.That one has to go.Are you a beaver?Because damn!That is the worst one.

I'm Cole.I'm alright.No, I taught him an accent because Scottish accent.He was Scottish and I thought it'd whip you over.Please give me another go.

Get out.I love you.

Wait your turn.

Hi, I'm Anita.I'm 36.And you look like a snack in the supermarket because I'm ready to check you out, bitch.

Oh, I like snacks.Go ahead.Yeah, you good.

He likes snacks.Yes, sir.

I like that.

I don't mind.I don't mind.

Yes, bruv.The guy's green.My name's Castillo.What's the difference between you and work?No idea, bruh.Tell me. I'm not coming into work tomorrow, bruh.

I'm good, bro.Thank you, bro.

I thought you should have had that one, yeah.I'm starting to suspect he doesn't like Wally.

Hello, mate.I'm Jack.One thing about me is that I'm a hopeless romantic.Good for you, bitch.Another thing is I have diabolical genital warts.On my genitals.

On the first date, it's good.

I'm alright, bro.

Thank you.I feel like we've been stashed off here.Yeah, hopefully those warts have.

I can't believe what I've witnessed.My man, Castillo had a good one.

That was good.That was good.Castillo had a real good one, man.

How did he get here?

Plain probably.

Why does it need to a yes?

She's the only woman y 'all got.

That'll do it.

The beaver, man. I only got three taps of the head.Does anyone want to get one more out?I'm a good boy.I'm a good boy.I'm a good boy.He volunteered.

He likes it too much.I think you're a good boy by tapping him many times.

I am such a good boy.Yeah, he did not want to say that.

Must be a runner for the other boys.Oh yes, T. Tea!Pepsi Max, tea mate.Two teas.

Squashies, please.

Two teas, Pepsi Max, squashies.One sugar, please.Can I have a healthy surprise, please?Tea, one sugar, and then bring me something.I'll bring the trolley, yeah?Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can.

Can you bring the hot water in your hands, please?Thank you.You've tried going cute, maybe go in like a misogynist on the next one.Go rogue, man.Go rogue with it.

Willy!

He looks nervous.

Here we go, then.

Hi, I'm Mia and I'm 23.

Hello, Mia.

Hello.

I'm Jack, I'm 26.

Hi, Jack.

I have a question for you.What is 100 minus 33?

Six is seven.

Six, seven.

You, you.I'm done.

Six, seven.Six, seven.Six, seven.Six, seven.

Hello Mia, fancy a game of mini golf or is your idea of swinging a bit more adventurous?Yeah, no, the wire's still, you know.

Like swinging as in like, is that like a prostitute thing?

No, like in the woods in there.

Oh, eh?

She don't care.That's a shitty line.

Who's got that off Google?That was a pretty bad line.That was an awful one.Nah.

I'm gonna say no.

Fit though, fit though.Thank you.

I don't know.He gets compliments when he gets no's as well, it's annoying.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm lost.

Yeah.

May I have the directions to your heart?No, that might be even worse.

Yeah!

Yes!

It's good!Look at them turning around like that.Hi there, I'm Chris.I'm 29.Hi.Are you a software update?

I don't know.

Because I didn't ask for you.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck off then, I asked.

Six, seven, eight.That's a Vic, that Vic.You've got to start with the horrible ones, Vic.That's my first one.That's my first mean one.You can be nice now.

Hello, my name is Bino.I'm Irish and I am 23 years of age.Nice.And my question is to you, did you fall from heaven?Because I eat ass.

Yeah.

That's 75 % bro.Thank you, thank you.I don't actually eat ice.You don't eat ice?No.I do.

Try it.It's nice.

Hey babes.Hello sweetheart.I'm Anita.Hi Anita.I'm 36.And everyone's worried about the rise of AI.

Uh -huh.

But they should be worrying about the rise of my willy.

Dick power.

Hey.Dick power.Power Dick.Respect that.

Six, seven.

Yeah, that was sick.

I like that one.

You're lucky it got dropped in this round, you know.

I think you're a bitch.Boy.

Okay.

I love you.

Probably call, I'm sorry.

I looked at you lovingly with...

Exactly, you were a bit weird.

Weird with it, oh yeah.

I get that.And then I thought, oh shit, let me just get on.

Who's on the chopping block here?

I think it might have to be Winston.

What was the line?Software update, I don't want you.And then, let's not forget about...

The one that didn't even...

What was the one?Swinging a golf, mini golf swinging.Yeah, like...What do you mean you don't get it?I don't get it.Swingers.

When you go and sleep with other couples.He don't get it.And then mini golf swinging.You can't swing that much in mini golf.

It's more of a stroke.

You might escape it a bit.I think so, I think so.Thank you.Diabolically shit the other one.I'm the swing.I'm the swing.

I can't swing.

Who'll help you?You've got to learn today.

I'm Erin and I'm 26.

Hello, I'm Chris.I'm 29.Let me start off with a fun fact.Dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure.I've ruined it.

Oh no, no.Our poor friend.

No, what have we done?Who's done this?It was going so well.

It was going from being like actually really, you know, you was giving me education and then yeah.

You're pointing towards yes, so I'm thinking no.I know the way.I know the way, it's hilarious.

Hi, I'm Anita.and I would eat the corn from your shit.Bitch, I love you.

I love you too, but you kind of scared me.So we're going to go that way.

Fuck off.That's so reasonable.I'm so sorry.

Corn from your shit.She's unreal every time.Do you know what you remind me of?

What?You remind me of the London Underground because I'm trying to run a train on you.

Am I right guys?Yeah.

The boys were but your mother raised you for how many years for you to say something like that?Be more respectful

I didn't write it.

Be more respectful.You wanted to run a...No.

Be careful, she just spanked me. I am Jack.

You like education, you said, so I've got something for you.A lot of people have said I've glowed up since my last relationship.

Love that for you.

Thank you.Do you want to know my secret?

Please, go on.

I have been eating glow sticks.

That's a Harry line.What?That's kind of a talent.Kind of cute and talented, yeah.So thank you.

Doesn't mean anything.

What does that mean?Is that a talent?I don't know.Hello, my name is Benno.Now, my question is, are you Gandhi?Because you shall not pass before taking me on a date.

Gandhi?Wait, what?Gandalf.

Gandhi!Gandhi!Gandhi!Gandhi!Gandhi!Gandhi!

Do you know what?I don't really like the comment, but we love Irish.

What?It's Gandalf.Did it say Gandhi or Gandalf?Gandalf.

You said Gandhi.I didn't get it.I didn't get the joke.

What's up with Gandhi?Because you shall not pass what?Without taking me on a date.

You shall not pass.My name's Castillo.You want to be Minecraft without the craft.

I think Castillo's was the nicest one.

That was just straight to the point.Very respectful.Most likely Cole.

Was this the train one?Come on, you want this.

Don't know about changing mind.I feel like you was just trying to impress your boys more than be the actual true man to yourself.Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, a little bit.I need to dial it down.Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Find the training, that's the tube.You wasn't being true to yourself.You just wanted to, gee, if you was actually more of a gentleman, you could have, you could have got somewhere, but your boys were more important to you, so.Do you have a question, Simon?

So what is it you absolutely hate about Chris?Oh, I don't know if she...Did she say hey?

Fuck off, Chris.

Ask her the question as well.

No one said hey, it was just...It was a bit much, a bit too much.I feel like you might be quite disrespectful towards women.

The dolphin noise needed work.

The dolphin noise was just scary.Honestly, I feel like you reminded me a little bit of how my nephew acts and I'm looking for a man, not a boy.

The size of a boy.I'm not to be insulted by that.

How old's your nephew?

How old's my nephew?He's 11.

Oh, you remind me of an 11 -year -old boy.No, no, no, no.

Leave Chris alone.

He's been through enough.He's been through enough.This is dark.

He's a basketball and rugby boy, so, you know, a bit young for gym maybe, but he in the sports.

Well built.Stop imagining.How built is this 11 year old?

You took that so well.

Let's get down to nitty gritty.Gandhi was great.

Gandhi was great.

What's the actual punchline though?You shall not pass without taking me on a date.No, no.He didn't finish the line.Oh, you shall not pass without taking me on a date.

The train I know

the train.

I didn't like the train.I vote train.I vote Gandhi.Would you rather vote Gandhi?Nah, I vote the train.Nah, we'll go for train, fuck it.

Oh, train.Train it is.

Fucking hell, guys.He's swinging, he's training.How did you get a yes from saying Gandhi instead of Gandalf?

The whole time I was walking up, I was like, that makes no sense.Yeah, that's the last thing, I was like, Gandhi?Yeah, I thought Gandhi was like this physical, I can't say that word.Physical, what the fuck?

You must write 20 lines saying, I will not write bad lines for Sidemen Reverse Tinder.

Back in school.

Hi, I'm Jayla and I'm 23.

Hello, Jayla.

Hello, Cole.

My name's Cole.Oh, you said my name.

Yeah.

Wow, it's throwing me off a little bit.She's playing with her hair as well.I need a second opinion on this.Is this a great idea or a terrible idea?

For your idea?What idea?Me and you.Can I come closer?

What's going on?

Oh, no.Oh, no, no.Wait, why?

Why has he done that?Savage.Bye, Cole.

It doesn't work.

Who did that?

Who did that?That's horrible.Is that you?Definitely not.I would never do that.You're an evil guy.

You're an evil guy.Hello.You didn't say my name.You don't know it, do you?My name's Jack.for those wondering, you.

I couldn't come up with a line, so I asked my friend Zerka for one.

Zerka?Who's Zerka?

What the fuck?A bitch.What?It's hard.

That's hard.

Lord, why did you curse me with such a giant fucking cranium?Ow.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.He has to get punished for that.He has to get punished for that.I actually like it though.He has to get punished for that.Ow, ow, ow.

He has to get...He does again.What's a cranium?

It's the head.

Oh, so you know, like, biology?

Yeah, biology.

OK, tell me something...

What were you going to say?

Tell me something else about biology.

What do you know?

Different things about biology.Yeah.

I have a dick.

She has a dick.Elephants have three...Cows, I mean, have three or four stomachs to eat grass.That's why we can't eat grass.

OK, tell me one more and I might slap you.

OK, what do you want to know?

I want to know about your dick.

I beg your pardon?

That's about bollocks, you know.

What do you want to know about it?

Tell me about it.You have to give me one line about it.

One line.It's alright.

It's alright?

I used to want to cut the...I used to want to cut...

Please go, I'm so sorry.

It's a lie.

That was your chance, man. I don't know much.Say it's girthy.It's not girthy.I don't lie.I'm not a liar.

Ow, ow, ow.What's wrong with you?

Hello cutie.I'm Anita.Hi Anita.Have you ever met someone who can come faster than their dad?Cause, bitch, I'll fuck your dad.

What?

I love you.Sorry, I have Tourette's.

I know, I love it.I love it.No, you can go.100%.

Get fucked.

Her to her dad.

Hello, Jayla.Hello.I'm adding you to my to -do list.Can I check you off tonight?Come on, Cass.

Tell me where and when.Get down there.

Yes, lads.Phil.Yo, Dapper.Dapper, I've got you.

You can go over there, you can go over there.

It worked, it worked.I was going to say it was bad, but it actually worked.Unoriginal, I would say.That's my dude.That's my dude.What a G. Yeah, I don't think I can top that one.

Hello, what you saying?

Hey.

Hello, my name's Beano.I'm Irish and I'm 23 years of age.

Beano?

Beano, yeah.

Beano?

B -E -A -N -O.

Oh, I love them.

One of them ones there.

Is that the cartoon character book?Yeah, yeah.Oh, okay.

Do you like that book?It's good, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Great book.

We were talking about Zerkaa earlier, you know that big poem?

With the small dick or that one?

I don't have a small...I didn't say I have a small dick.You did have a small dick.It's a shame with things.

Yeah, the small dick one.So we were speaking about Zerkaa earlier, so obviously we'll continue it on, because I'm going to go berserkaa on your pussy.

That's quite good.

Oh, you mean it?Yeah, cuz I like your socks you can go over there.What do they want next?

He got a yes.I didn't mind berserker.He got a yes.What are we doing here?Ting, she's a bad ting.Mate, you read it wrong.

Say about your dick.Can I try again with the dick?

It's the Irish charm.

It's the socks.Come on.I'm sorry.

I'll fuck your heart up.

Hi there, I'm Chris.You must be Maureen.

It's okay, Chris.You're cute, so you can try again.

Sorry, I should have shadowboxed for longer this morning.You must be Marie Antoinette, because you just made me lose my head.

Who's Marie Antoinette?

I think she's someone who got decapitated at some point in history.

So I've made you lose your head because of a decapitating...

At some point in time, yeah.But you look lovely, and I was wondering, could I have a yes?Why is Chris getting done like this?There's a couple in this round.Maybe.

The thing is your queue, we're just too short.I'm so sorry.Let's just go over there.

This is the last time he comes on this channel.He's not doing it again.

That's a degregation.

That's the worst thing you can say to your mom.It's derogatory.I'd be shorter if I lost my head as well, can you imagine?Only 5 '8".Shut up Cole, shut up.Who was your favourite?

I'd say Castillo, he was quite a gentleman.Thank you, thank you.

Who's your least favourite?Fuck off, Chris.

It could be Cole, only because I've seen you on the internet and you are a very funny guy, but you just seem to...Pardon, sorry?

Just leave that there.

Just leave it there?Alright.all right, all right.

Can I tell you?Yes.No, what were you going to say?

I was going to say, no, I feel like you were just a bit too nervous, and I was like so excited to see Carl, and you were just - It's because you're so pretty.Oh.

And your glasses and hair, cornrows, same as Castillo's got cornrows, and I thought we could grow some corn.What?

What is going on?Oh, man.My willy is actually big and really, and so wet.

Nah, nah, I like Choads.You should have kept Small.

Oh, you like Small?

Yeah.

They're just cute.

They're like little, like, snails.Yeah, he's like a little snail.What?No, he said it was big.Don't lie to me.Honestly, he's like tiny.

Sluggish.I promise.

Nah, nah, it's alright.

I promise.Now he's coming out with Shell.Ah, there you go.Snail joke.He's caught quick.

Fuck off, Chris.

That's not even a tag.

Lines.Oh shit.What are you even said there?We don't know that's mine.

I'm voting for Harry.That or the Antoinette.

No, Antoinette, that was a shit one.That was a shit one.No, it's a history bar.Thanks.Yeah, but no one quit it, bro.Yeah.

I have rock, paper, scissors between you.Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Yeah!

You caught live.

I can't believe this.I can't believe this.Thank you.

You must not answer any question for the whole of the next round.Otherwise, you will be hit with this.

Oh, nice.That's fine, then.Just don't show it back to us, right?He answered, he nodded, he nodded, he nodded.He nodded, he nodded, that's the answer.I didn't start answering.

Yeah, okay, nice.

I'll wank on your tits.you bitch.

I feel so bad for Chris.Does he love it?Does he love it?Because he's handsome.

Got him!

Was that painful?Oh, hello.It's alright.

No.

Oh, no.

I just seen a pic.Are you fucked again?Yeah.I'm David, I'm 27.

Hi, I'm Anita.Are you into fitness?

Uh, no.

Because I'd like to fit this dick in your ass.

Jesus Christ.Wow.Yeah.Do you know what?

Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah.Straight off the bat.It's a bit of me, that.I didn't do a joke though.Hey.You all right, babes?

You all right?What's happening?Yeah, not much, mate.What are you saying?Nothing much, B. I like a tall man, you know?Yeah.

I like your beanie.Do you?My name's Bino.Nice to meet you.23 years of age and Irish.I like your beanie.

My name's Bino.Call me Albert Einstein, because I am relatively attracted to you.

Do you know what?It's going to have to be a no, mate.Oh, mate, are you fucking blind?I appreciate the effort.

Get fucked.That's fucking dog shit.Every time I hear, like, a historic figure, I look at Vik and Vik goes...Relatively...Yeah.What the fuck?

Hi there, I'm Chris.Would you be able to just do a spin for me, please?I can, mate.

Do you want it, like, seductive or just a spin?

Just a spin.All right, OK.Good boy.

Don't say that to me. I just did.

I'll say it on the day.Sounds good.I'm going to go yes.

Come on, Brev.

I was going to say when I come on that I wasn't looking for cargoes.It's going to have to be a no, mate.Hold on a minute, mate.Let me riz you.Sorry, sorry.Yeah, sorry.

All right, let's try again.Pay attention.All right.I will go down on you like Vikkstar at the Sidemen charity match.All right?

Okay.

I refuse to do my shift in the back.I don't want you to bum me, basically.

Okay, that's fine.We can take it in turns.

I've done it!I've done it!I've converted to the other team.

I can't believe you did that.Well done.Converted it, mate.Vik refused to play defence for people wandering at home, by the way.

Oh.That's why.Yeah, I didn't even get it.Yeah, that's why.I think I've got the bullet last time.

You have this one coming.I'm Castillo, 27.What's the difference between you and a condom, Rev?

I don't split on the pressure.

I want to put you on my dick, Rev. Respect.

You'll have to take me to dinner first, Rev. Big man ting.Big man ting.So what are we saying?Come on, Rev. Hello, mate.

All right, mate.What's your name?I'm Dave.I didn't mean to ask that.I meant to ask my name, which is Jack.And I'm 26.

Wait a minute.

Have I just dropped something?Oh, my God.I can't believe what we're doing.What is going on?

I think you're a bit too pick me, Brev.

And you talk to me, she's like, please.

Do you know what, just for the willingness, I'm going to go yes.

What the fuck just happened?

That might be worse than Harry's.I don't know if that's my line.I want to put you on my dick, Brev.Which of the yeses was your favourite?

Got to be the female.

The females.I'm going to give you a chance to save yourself here.What was your line?No, the line was, I'll go down on you like Vikkstar at the Sidemen charity match.I refuse to do my shift in the back.I hear it.

Yeah, I hear it.

Avoid Harry.

Max, who made him get on his knees?

I really fucked up.I didn't read the whole thing.What was it?It's, excuse me, but I think I dropped something in brackets, open mouth, dot, dot, dot.And then it says my jaw.

Shocking.

Oh my God.He just went for it.Holy shit.I vote Harry.It was a badly constructed bit of shit.

Oh, that's so stupid.I didn't have to do that.I thought that doesn't make sense.

That's a crazy digital footprint.

I'm never getting a job again.You must move 30 spaghetti hoops out of this jar onto this tray with just a fork.

That's easy.I don't even know if there's a side mirror on the other side of this.Are they even here?Could be.Yeah, hope so.Side plus content.

What are we doing at this point?20%.

One at a time.Seven.

Nine.

Nice.Eight.11.

That pleases me.Six.

Rebecca,22. Hi, Rebecca.Hi.

I'm Castillo.Nice.Huzzah!I am the king of cum.

I know it's yours.

Are you a magician?

Yeah, the king of cum as well.You know what, he actually delivers these lines really well.

I am the king of cum.That's meant to be lit.I can just bust nuts basically, everywhere.

Pretty messy, I can't lie.Are you going to clean it up?

I'm definitely going to clean it up.100%.360.

Do you hit legs?

Touch the calves, look.You know what?

Yeah, no.

Hello, my name is Beno.I am

23. Say your name again.

Translator?B now.23. I'm23. That's23. And I'm Irish.And he's Irish.

Okay.You're so beautiful.

Thank you.

I would genuinely wank your dad off just to see where you came from.

Nah, repeat line.Nah, whoever wrote that and the one he wrote before both do a forfeit.That's a Google jobby, that is. I feel like he's

would struggle with your accent.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.I'm not going to lie.

I'm I'm sorry, I didn't want to steal his limelight.It's his moment.

You're cute, though.

They like me, though, you know.It's the accent.

You've got a little cute smile.Yeah, go on.Yeah, go on.You've got a cute smile.Wins all the time.

This man never misses.I never miss.All I have to do is wipe your dad off, I'm on that.

Please tell someone to do it.Hi, I'm Chris.I'm 29.Have you ever played bedroom tennis?It takes two, and we tend to make quite a racket.

Oh.Yeah, it's good.

She loves it.I can just knock it.

What a racket.It works if it's great.

Yeah, I actually like it, you know.Such a fake laugh.

Do you have a different fake laugh from me?

Oh, no.What has he done?What challenge?My joke was bad, not that it sounded like a fake laugh.Do you have a better one?Do I have a better one?

Call me Rory DeLapp because I'd like to hurl my balls at you.Who?Off the cuff as well.

Go on, son.Fuck off, Chris.

That was good.Have you ever been to Pizza Express in Woking?

No, because I'm from London.

Okay, and I love that for you.

Yeah, thanks.

I've heard, though, it's a memorable place to go for a date.

Oh, is it?Yeah.Why is that?

Why?I'll tell you why.Why?That's the question, isn't it?Is there a punchline?

That is the point.

If you know, you know.If you know, you know.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You know why.You nutter.Don't we?

Oh, OK.Get out.

So what now?It's an endless time loop.You're supposed to neglect your reply.

Just because I really like your jumper and I want to wear it.

You are going into the S. I can't believe it.Just because I like your jumper, so can I get that jumper after?I'll think about it.Okay, cool.Treating me and keeping keen.One of them ones there, come on.

Ooh, baddie.I'm Anita, I'm 36.Are you my appendix?Because you're pointless, but I still want to take your dick, your dick, your dad, your car, your car, your dad, your dick.I still want to take you out.

It's a good one.I'm gonna take your dick.

Girl, just the aura, everything, the outfit, yes.

Let's go, queen.I can't compete with that.I'm Cole.

Nice to meet you, Cole.

I'm 18.

18?Wow.What did you drink as a child?

No, I got new hair.Oh, Turkey.

Yeah.

You look like you'd be very high maintenance.Jesus Christ.However, I have a career in fixing wind turbines.So Harry.The very tall ones.

Fixing what?

Honestly, I have no idea.It's terrible.

Yeah.

This is terrible.This is going bad.

I mean, high maintenance.

This is going bad.Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't mean that.

Oh.

Your hair is lovely.

Oh, thank you.At least I didn't get a transplant.

That's mean.Oh no.Yes?Can I have a yes?

Only if you beg for it.

The wind turbines are high up in your maintenance.To maintain them, you're high.Oh, man.

Get on the spaghetti hoops now, bro.

Oh.

Bent over.You can't beg, mate.You can't beg.No one told you to do this.

Not one knee.Two.Two knees.Yep, yep, yep.Do you want to hold my hands as well?

Oh, no.It's not worth it.

Dear Lord, please, please give me a date with the most beautiful lady in the world.

Do you remember my name?

Crystal Wright.Your name is Crystal.It was Charlotte.

Charlotte?

What is your name?

Rebecca.

I don't like the name.

Well done, that, Cole.

I'm only joking.I love you.Thank you.Thanks, guys.Thank you.Is that a no, is it?

Yeah.Okay.

That was beautiful.

That was good.That was very good.

That was terrible.Can I see your shot?

At least you don't beg for it.

Oh, that was a rough round.

Oh, that was the strongest round there, guys.Which line was the favourite?There's got to be Anita's.I'm not going to like Anita's one.Yeah.I've got the rids.

I've got the tits.She literally got everything, honestly.What more could you want?

Oh, the worst one.I mean, no, but one's clearly off Google because it's been repeated.Yeah.So I would argue, at least mine was shit, but at least I came up with it.What was yours again?The high maintenance.

It's funny.I think it's custom written.

Yeah.Yeah.That's fine.

I'm saying that's good.The one that was on before you get the pizza one.I don't.

Don't worry about it, I'll just have a forfeit.I think it's like the Jamaican accents for white people.

100%.

It's like a white version of a Jamaican accent, 100%.100%.Big man tank.

you must wear a sombrero for the rest of the video.Send it my way.

Send it my way.The rest of the video.If anything, it upgrades your look.Elvik style.

Got any Almecs?Yeah, exactly.He needs some Almecs, bro.No.

I hate these so much.

Well, they're working for you.It's a nonchalant one.Yeah, I'm going to have to be nonchalant.

Hi, I'm Xenia, and I'm 25 years old.

Hello, Xenia.I'm Jack, and I'm 26.Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?Because you're a snack or whatever.

No.

No?Are you sure?Don't give a shit either way.Don't ruin it now.

He's the best.

No.

Fair enough.

She doesn't lunch a lot.

Unlucky king.Well, hello.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

You too.What's your name?Xenia, I just said it.

Yeah, I was testing you.My name's Cole, if you care.I'm a little bit of a golden retriever boyfriend.

Okay, yeah, that's a boy energy.

Yeah, and I love humping stuffed animals.

Okay, I don't think my sister -in -law would like that.

I won't hump your dog, unless she's taxidermied it or something.

Yeah, nah, sorry.

Sorry, what?

No.

Good oi, cunt.Top of the morning to you.

Was it?

You fuckwit.Yeah, sorry, I'm actually Irish.I just tried to do your accent there.

My accent?

You're Australian, though?

No, I'm not Australian.

Oh, no.What?

No.I'm from Essex.What?You sound Australian to you.

No, what a mess.Swim in my lace.She'll drop dead.I thought she was Australian.Sorry about that, mate.I love you like I love Tottenham Hotspur.

I wanna see you go down.Nah.Nah, I won't.Alright, man.Alright, JJ.

Put that messaging out there.

Fuck off, Chris.

I'm Chris.I'm 29.

Is it hot in here?

Or is it just you?Yeah.No, straight off Google, bro.No.No one's brought that line down.Straight off Google.

Might work, that'll work, that'll work.

Not gone down the way you hoped it would JJ.Gone down like a live balloon.

Anything else you want to add on to that?

That's it, that's all I've got.

I'm going to give you another chance.

Another chance?

Yeah, spice up a bit, ramp up the factor.

Are you into role play?We could be Snow White and the Seven Second Dwarf.

I'm Anita, I'm 36 and I'm just going to take an opportunity to read out some Sidemen Sunday ideas I had.Okay, go for it.Last to leave your box, gangbang to mukbang.bitch.We tested the best rated sex positions, bitch.Race across your dad, race across, race across your chest and hide and seek in your bum hole.

You know what?I respect you.I respect you.You've got to hold the floor.I was just seeking your bumhole.I was seeking your bumhole.

It was crazy.You're so lucky that ended on Anita.

Anyone else, that would have been horror.Wow.Hello.You look nice.

Yay.

Nice and put together.You look good.My name's Castillo.I'm 29.Can I call you my wrench?Because when I see you, my nuts tighten, ref.

Ooh.You know what?Do yourself a favour and get over there.Big man.What the hell?What is this?

There's something going on in this one.He's in the air with him.

Smooth, smooth with it.

Out the nose, who's your least favourite?

I think Chris because of the stuff he does.It would be.

Chris is never coming back here by the way.His life is draining for him.He's getting duller and duller.Obliterating him.The saxophones get louder when he comes on screen.

Having to say like, it's hot in here, but is that you?That's just shit.JJ, you might be in trouble here, bro.It has to be you.What, not the Sidemen ideas?That was some good ideas.

He went behind and sinking your boat.

That might have been what actually saved it.Last thing in your box.Would you like a fisting?

You know what, I'm okay with mine.

Give me this.I don't know if I can say that one.

Get tied to a spinny chair.Please be a man.

Hello, my name's Sophie and I'm 20.

Hi there, I'm Chris.I'm 29.For the last month, I've been ****.I'm not getting paid enough.I'm not getting paid at all.That's the only one.

I'm going to say, you are lovely.And is there any chance I could have this?

Not really.

Read it.Just read it now.Come on, will you?No, it just says it was actually quite a dire situation, to be honest.Sorry.This guy stinks.

Get a load of this guy.

This guy stinks.

Yeah, that guy sucks.

Make him rat 20 fucking lions, bro.He's like, I'm not getting paid for this.

Your name is Sophie.

Sophie, yes.

My name is Cole.I'm a little teapot, short and stout.You've got boobs.I've got clout.Let's get steamy and make you shout.You can bend me over and I won't tap out.

Really?

Like that?I like that.There's a lot of thought in that one.I like that one.

Wow.Wow.Is that you?That's you in it.Why did you not say that in the tune of the song?We can't bring it back.

In the shadows.Hello, Sophia.

Hello.You look nice.That's a terrible start.It's not my name.

Oh, you said Sophia.I thought your name was Sophia.It's Sophia, innit?

No.I swear.Sophie.

Sophie.Close.OK, I'm close, innit?

Yeah.

But this will redeem that.If you was a flower, you would be a dandelion.

I haven't heard that before.Do I like that?

No.

That's a Toby Liger.That's not me, bro.

That's cold.

That's not me.And I mean it.

And you mean it.

And I mean it.

And you mean it.Wow.100%.You know what?Go on.Go on.

Two for two.

It was bad.At what cost?

Hello.Hello.Are you a rare steak?

No.No, I'm not.

Because I'd eat you even if you were bleeding.Oh.

Oh, wow.That was a bit graphic.

Oh no!That's giving Ethan.No!That's giving Ethan vibes.I hated that.

I like your dad.No matter.I didn't really like the line, to be honest.But you tick all my boxes.So, you go...Three for three!

Bring it home, gentlemen.It's not really three for three, is it?

Oh, yeah.Oh, no.Forgot about you.Sorry, I forgot you were there.Hey!

Hey, hello.Hello.Hello.

Oh, cheeky.Oh, what's going on?Oh, hello.

Hello, Shaggy.

Oh, hello, you little...Sophie.Mental case.Sophie.What a name.

I know.

Big up.Is it French?Are you French by any chance?No.Because I think I fell for you.

I said no.

Oh, you said I fell for you.It's the structure.It's the wordplay.It's the structure.You know what Eiffel Tower?Eiffel for you.

No, no.

Okay.

Did I make it worse?

You didn't pronounce Eiffel.

You just said Eiffel.Oh, you're an idiot.

Did you say the line wrong?Do you want another go?Yeah, do you want to go again?I feel a bit bad.

So what do you want me to do?

Bend over.

What she said.Really?

Yeah.

I've done that once.I guess I can do it again.This way?

Maybe go down a bit.Down a bit.Maybe do a little...If you bark, I might think...

Diabolical.

Three will exist.

Fuck me.Jack.Come on.

One more.One more.Go on.Like, you really mean it.

Fucking come on, please.This is a joke.It's got to be a yes.

It's got to be a yes.I was going to say no.

Just one more.One more.Alright, you can get up now.

Thank you so much.

It's okay.

Please say yes.

Oh, you're okay, though.You need a hat.Okay.Thank you.

Yeah!Yes!That's it.It's worth it.

I'm glad you said yes.

At what cost?At what cost?

Hiya, only me.

My name is Beano and I am Irish and 23 years of age.Now, I think you look like a good football player.

A good football player?

You look like a winger.You look fast.You look audacious.

A what?A winger?

A winger.Translator?Winger.Plays on the wing.

Oh, oh, right.Thank you, I think.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And I think you should join my football team because I'm trying to kick it with you.Oh, that's crap.

Oh, that was, I like that one.That was a good...Oh, I didn't say...No, I like that.That was quite a good one.Yeah, get on with it, get on with it.

He got a yes.She's nice, man.She's nice.Everyone's here.Everyone's got a yes.

There was quite creativeness.I don't know about that one.You told me to do that.No, I know.It was a bit odd, wasn't it, though?

It was awkward, yeah.I didn't want to do that.You made me do that.That wasn't my choice.

I think I didn't really make you quite willingly just like, okay, I'll do it some way, didn't you?Yeah.

Took the words right out of my mouth.Look at Chris, he's there alone again.What was Chris's one?and then he said no.

I think that's the only line that they've given up on midway.I think that might be the one.It was redacted.It was a literally redacted line.Redacted, bro.What was the other one?

Don't try and shift the blame, bro.

Why was Chris a no?

Fuck off, Chris.Yeah, fuck off, Chris.Sorry, you seem lovely, but you sort of gave up with it.You should have kept going.Yeah.Yeah.

Sorry, that's why.

The only undeliverable line.The only censored moment of the video.

It was a good line.

I'm not being paid.

God forbid a man puts a well thought out line.None of my lines are googled, bro.

It's between you and you.Yeah, yeah, you too.You're going to like it.Thank you so much.

We could kick it.

Yeah, we could kick it, right?

We could kick it.One of them ones there, we could pop on.

I liked it, I saw it in these.I'll go ball, volley, one groove.I liked it, yeah.You, oh, I'm still amused by you.

He can kick it.

No.

Whatever.If only she knew how much she's missed out on.Yeah, if you like ball.Yeah, if you like balls.

Gives off that vibe, doesn't he?

Schooled at Wembley.Schooled at Wembley.

Thank you guys.Bye.She was nice.She was nice.

Fuck off Chris.Where's your dick?

Great question.You must keep both your arms above your head until the end of the game.That's quite hard.That's quite hard actually.Fantastic.Good stuff.

That's not helping.They don't look too unhappy with these ones.

Slut.

Okay.

Jerk.

Oh, no.

Hi, I'm Fennel Medea.I'm 22.

Fennel Medea?Oh, hello.

Hey.

You look very nice.Wow.

Thank you.

Loving the knees.Jeez.What?Back to the knees.Come on.

Thank you.

My name's Castillo.Some people complain that I give them the ick.Why are they complaining about receiving free ick?

The hell?

Nah.Why don't you think they could?Do I give you the ick?That's tough.No.I don't give you the ick.

No.

But what am I doing?

You're, it's a delivery.The delivery.You've got the confidence.

Thank you.That is incredible work to be able to turn that around.

We won!

We won!

Free ick!Free my guy ick, bro.

Yo.Oh.

All right.What are you saying, Sean?

Nothing at the moment.

My name's Beno.I want to paint you green.

You want to paint me what?

Green.

Green?

Green.Green.I want to paint you green.

Why?

And spank you like a disobedient avocado.

You didn't get to the good part.There's nothing good about it.There's nothing good about it.

You're taking too long.

What the hell?Get fucked.

I'll get fucked.Get fucked.

Bend over.

Alright.

Too much.

Hi there.I'm Chris.I'm 29.You must be existential dread because you've been on my mind all day.

That's cute.Go on.

Yes!

That's cute.You got it, man.Come on, man.You got it.

Good one.You're a fan, is that?That's Zerk, is he?No.You've got existential dread.Yeah, but not today.

Ticket time.

Okay, I just need to compose.Oh no, he's not happy with it.

Nice ass.

You wait.I'm Cole.

Nice to meet you.