SIDEMEN ULTIMATE HIDE & SEEK ON WORLD'S BIGGEST CRUISE SHIP

We are playing hide -and -seek on the world's biggest cruise ship.

We've invited 17 creators to play hide -and -seek in the middle of the sea.With hundreds of places to hide, I'm secretly creating to help them evade the seekers.Only the smartest player leaves the ship with £20 ,000.But when the Cybermen get found, they also become seekers.

3, 2, 1, go!To the flume, to the flume!

Come on Becky!

Deji!Deji!Deji!Deji!Stop what we do!Deji!

Deji!Stop!Oh my god, we're the first one down!Yes!We're winning!

Yo, can I join in?Sorry, sorry!

Ten!Ten!Ten!Someone's out!

I've never even seen that before!

I've never felt jealousy until just now.Alright, where's the arcade?

Vik, where are we hiding?Anywhere!Where are we going?Look at the size of this!It's huge!I've never been on a cruise ship before!

Ever.Never, ever.

Okay, so basically, we're going to dress up as cleaners and then we're going to see how many pints we can also drink on board the ship and not be found.

Here we go, here we go.Sports car.You're kidding me.Oh, now I'm going to humiliate myself with my lack of athletic ability.That's where I was trying to be.Why am I on a basketball court?

Deck five, deck six.We're going to be found you.Do you want to go karaoke?Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

So we've been on a cruise ship for two minutes and you've already bummed us.He bummed me so much last time.Oh, so it was like a get -back bumming.Yeah, get -back bumming.Found you.Hasn't started, mate.

Oh, my God.We're catching him.I'm going to pretend I didn't see him.Shall we find a bar?Yes.What's your drink of choice?

Anything.Oh, lax, lax, lax, lax, lax, lax.

I have a feeling it's going to end high.It always ends at the top.But yeah, they're going to end at the top.Today, I think we sprint the whole time.I'm trying to lose all that pizza that's got to go.

Look at it running.Don't put this in slow -mo.

What are we doing here?Tell you what, that's going to make you fucking go like a rocket.Are you serious?All right, let's get it.

Well, this is going to be fucking scary by the way.I feel out of place here, but they need me for the wide shots.

Yes, yes, where he goes.Top there, just do this all day.

Hello, is that Cole Addison James in the building?Hello.Let's all holler if you want to see me naked.One.Just one of you.In case he's about to sing for us all.

So I'd like to sing an original.It's called Valerie.

Oh, my favourite song.Yeah, I like that.

I go out by myself, look across the world.

It's mental that we genuinely probably could start seeking soon.We haven't even made it to the arcade.

I'm hot out here, so I'm going to go by myself and find my hiding spot.Camp out.

Wow.Look at that.Unbelievable that this is a boat.All right, considering boats used to be little rickety -tickety wooden things.Now you've got Starbucks.

I don't know where to hide.I haven't looked.I'm really good at hide -and -seek as well.I actually play this on a regular with my family.

Okay, I think I want an Aperol Spritz, and then I want to hide.That's giving bar, that's giving bar.We can get a takeaway Aperol and then take it to my hide -and -seek.Yeah.Brilliant.

Ooh, can we see anyone right now?That pink one's a vertical one.That's the one where you do this, and then the floor drops.

Oh, fuck, get out.Don't be a bitch.

The whole tube's shaking.Who's it gonna be?It's a big boy.

Can we, lads, I'll get this round.Okay.Are they free?

Yeah, they're all -inclusive.

No, they're not.All -inclusive?Oh, this place is my favourite ever.

What the fuck is that?Looks like piss.Get it down, ya.We like to drink with Danny, cos Danny is our mate.And she's already done.Right, let's fucking get out of here.

Would you recognise us?I think I might.Guys, this can't be how I appear on a Sidemen video.And we've got to do the walk.

Big back.Big back.

We're going to 17.Sports Court, Cloud 17.

Oh, man.

But you flung up so low, you know.It was actually really scary when I got there.I just wanted to be one of the boys, you know.I wanted to feel accepted.

Whoa!Hey!Right.It's never good to be trapped somewhere, but this is like a little kids' game thing.Oh, fucking hell, there's a...Oh, my God, there was a moth.

Right, this is where I'm going to come if I can't find anywhere else.Ouch!Fuck!

Boys, what are we?Oh.All right, now.Give me up.Give me up.Give me up.

Man down.Let's look around.

Let's look around.Let's look around, bro.I think, yeah, go down to the bottom.Who's asked?Look, listen, let's get a game plan going, all right?A what plan?

A game plan.Right.We're going to hide for a consumable amount of hours.Consumable amount of hours, OK.Right, look, I think we've got to get out of here, lads.

Well, that's what I'm saying.Let's go.

I'm going to go.Oh, bro.What's on this floor, bro?

Right, I thought hiding with you two would be a good idea.

No, can we lock in?Can we actually lock in, please?I'm actually going to just go do my own thing, because I don't trust you, man.What, are you Miles Morales, dickhead?Should we just follow him?What does that mean?

Nah, I'm going to do my own thing.

If I get this in, I'm going to win.OK, wasn't bad.This is the worst hiding spot ever.

Oh, really?Close.One more.

If I get this, yeah, Joe Weller will win.Oh, likely then.Not again.It will cancel Joe Weller's win if I get this in.

I'm gassing my shirt, I was cold.

We're going to have to love and leave each other.Okay.Right, group hug.Good luck.See you on the other side.

If we bump into each other, then we can maybe see each other again.

Oi, that's not a bad shout.

What are you, my friend?

Yeah.Thank you.Yeah, I was looking at that.I don't know.Doesn't seem much room.I just want a lads holiday.

God, what is this?Adventure Ocean.I'm in the kids club.Where's Tana?

It feels like I'm going to be running rather than hiding.

Well, I'm going to give you some advice.This is the worst area to hide.

Yeah, because anyone can look out.

Because everyone on the boat can see into this bit.

Wondering out of this, it doesn't feel like there's an awful lot of places to hide.Oh, this has got to be a supply crate.What's in it?Aha, room 750, floor 8, is open for your use.I'm going to give this to somebody else because they'll have more fun.

Right, drinks on whoever loses.They're all free.

Oh, good one Ron, good one.You've never heard of the claw grip?Okay, I've arrived at the pool, alone.Here we go.Lovely.Can you beatbox Billie Jean by Michael Jackson for me?

Oh, my God, this is perfect.

See that little table there with the blanket?Imagine you just sit under the table.All right, come, come, come.

Bro, I actually can't go straight, by the way.Is that you?Look at the suspension, it's crazy on that.Why won't it go straight?Keep it straight, bro, no leaning.

Look, it's straight.Oh, my gosh, I found a treasure chest.Oh, what is that?Lifeguard equipment.It's an actual disguise.Amazing.

I'm basically behind a stage in the kids' theatre.Sorry, but if they go in here, then they're never finding me.It's actually a bit creepy.

This is perfect.No one is going to suspect a thing.Brilliant.If you go in first, I can pull that chair to cover that.Okay, cool.All right, let me go in.

Good.You're good in there, Desh.I'm going to be honest, it's a bit cramped, but I think we'll be all right.

The key to winning hide and seek is hiding in plain sight.

You reckon?

Yeah.

Make a chameleon -type deal.

As a multi -time winner of Hide and Seek, I'll tell you that for free.I'm splitting, guys.

Yeah, I don't know if it's worth hiding in a group of four.Bye.See you.Good luck.Yeah, I'm gone.

Have fun, guys.

Okay, well, it's me and you, Case.

I actually want to take this seriously and win, so I'm going to leave.Who wants to join me for I or you go?Yeah?You go.

Oi, do you wanna come?Double bogey.Okay.We're in the middle of a game, mate.

Yeah, alright, yeah, no worries.No.Right, should we actually try and find a hiding spot?

Do you wanna do a water slide, or we could just be under a table?Mate, they're having fun.We get tiny round.Yeah.

Hello again, mate.Look at that.Oh, shut up, Jack.What do you mean?If you do that, fair enough.

You could get me up there.

Oh my God, I'm literally in the best spot ever.I wanna come on a cruise.I'm in a hotel room now, cos I'm in a hotel room.This is not okay for me to hide in.This is so cute, though.I can't believe this is a room that people book.

We can hide in the tower station.Patch me in this, under the towels.

Oh my god, what about like in here?Is this unzipped?

Wait, let's weed it out.

Oh wait, do we just go behind it?

Help me guide it back.

Okay, keep going.Wait, there's a zip at the back.

Are you good there?

Let me try, hold on.Oh my god.Wait, I'm actually so fine.Where do you come from, Simon14?

I've just seen three of them up there.the very top windows by that orange slide.I know exactly where I'm heading straight away.

That's what I do.We're doing hide and seek.

This is terrifying.

Are you good?

Yeah, I'm fine.

All right.

This is so good.

Meanwhile, there you go.You got this.Careful, careful.

Jesus Christ.Oh, Jack.OK, you've cooked.Apart from this angle, you might have won, I'm not going to lie.This was me then, Danny.Thank you for your help.

Good luck, mate.The biggest cruise ship in the world, and I'm just going to spend it sat inside the buffet.

What they don't know is I've got a little trick up my sleeve.Who is the person they are least suspecting to be?So if they do catch me, this is how I imagine it's going to go down.I'm hiding, right?I'm going to poke my head up.I'm going to go, your nuggets ain't ready.

And then they go, oh, it's only JJ.He's not even, oh, that's it.So just let him be.You've got to get out.Why?

Simon's coming.

He will find you here.

He's not going to find me.Stack some towels over this.Stack towels over me, over my feet.

Toby, you're never getting found, my friend.

I'm getting found.

It's OK. I'm so getting found here.

There is a get out of jail free card down the bottom.Only one person can claim it.

In the group chat, this is a great out of jail free duck.Only one person can claim this.If you do and you get found, it allows you to hide again.

That is literally There's a kids bit we went down.

I want to go there.Oh, how do we get up there?Let's go top floor.Let's get the sun while the sun's still shining.

The Seekers have officially been released.

The Seekers have been released.

The Seekers have been fucking released.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.Oh my God, there was a get out of jail free card, but I'm not getting that.Too risky.I think this towel bin's slogged.

I could defo get in.Oh my God, I'm in a dirty towel bin.

Tell you what, Simon, I'm actually trying today.It's about time.I've learnt my lesson, hopefully.

I should not still be walking around out in the open.I keep thinking lying in plain sight.Those three men behind me, they're sunbathing.But I just, I can't even see them.I'm in the dream though.

What's that?What's that?Oh my God.Oh my God.I got it.I got it.

I got it.I got it.I got the duck.I got the duck.I got the duck.

Do you mind if I just lie here?because I'm currently doing a hide and seek.Thank you.

If we had hats on, it would be amazing.I know, yeah.No, I still think it's too much.

I might try go to the arcade.I think if I stay here the whole time, I'm going to get caught.

Hello?You're not going there?Okay, no problem.I'll slide down.All right, all right.Yeah, I'm on my way down.

Stop playing with me, boy.

Fuck off.Oh, imagine.Bro said he was going to try today.Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.We should focus on seeking, bro.Stop playing basketball, let's seek.

Oh my God.

Here we go.No, I'm not going mad.It's like mini golf.You should have hidden, bro.Why am I sinking?

There was like 12 of them when I looked up.Now I'm in such a vulnerable spot.They've all just set off.It was all for nothing.All right, well.

Josh, go.Go on, left or right?You got this.Okay, get on the water ride.If they come down from these slides, I will see them.Was there anyone here?

When was the last here?Seven minutes.Thank you.There's no way we catch someone this early.

Just in case.Do I see anyone?No one!No one there.Jeez, if I was a YouTuber and got paid by the side men to come out here, look.You get a hot tub all day, you get a pool all day.

Probably just 20 grand on the line though.

Do you think I could fit under there?I feel like I maybe could.Well, we're here again.Yeah, I genuinely have less room than it looks like I've got.

Quite a good chance, I reckon, that we get away with this, currently.Just chilling with the wild boys.

Josh, I'm going up, you stay here.Okay, there's no one under that.Okay, I'm leaving.Do you know what this reminds me of here?Do you know the raccoon meme where he's like...

Do it in front of it, so I can...

Where do I go?Moving feels like a poor idea.You don't understand.When you watch these, you don't understand the stress.It's my third one.I've gotten so fucking close.

Simon finds me every time.Before we started, he pointed.He went, all I know is I'm going to find this guy again.

Get your ass out of here.Get your ass out of here, Tome Chisel!Let's go!

I said I was gonna be the first one found all that I said I wouldn't try and hide cuz I knew you need Fuck you guys.

That's a good spot and a good find.I'm gonna carryfinding people because that is my job here.

I was just at the buffet.

Well, I went up there.That's illegal.That's one of the rooms.Right, we need to go somewhere else then.Did you see them?Do you know where they are?

We should go to the buffet.

That's so dumb.

It's not.I promise you it's not.

That is.Look, if I see somewhere along the way, I'm stopping there.Okay.

This is a rather large boat.We actually should have started at the lowest part, I think.Though something tells me that there's like a chance someone's just in one of these pools.No, there's too many corners.It's impossible.Hmm.

Oh, this is something you'd be good at, Tobi.What do you mean by that?No, this is something, look, it gives you the notes.So you know.I think you know notes and stuff.You stand there and look beautiful while I find someone else.

So apparently now I have to seek.I barely hid, so do you really think I'm going to seek?No.So what's that?

Oh, Toby's eliminated.They found Toby.

I told him.

Hello.No worries.We're playing hide and seek.Where's a really good place to hide?

We saw a nightclub.Have you seen anyone with one of these?OK. I believe them.

Where's that from?Nah, I've been given a pina colada.This is sabotage.I'm trying to take this video seriously and you're just...This is sabotage.Oh yeah.

I'm actually really excited because young Josh, like, loved cruise ships.I want to work on a cruise ship when I'm younger.

So many spots to hide in.What have we done?

This is peaceful over here.

Really, really hard at work.Oh, guys, where are you?Are they allowed?

the restaurants?

So they can just be in there?Yeah.Just hiding underneath a timetable.

No, what if they've just sat down to have a meal?No one behind your bar?No?

Okay.I hope you spit up.

We are mentally already.Mentally?Yeah.I'm on an upper echelon.You're lurking in the dark, bro.I got the ick.

You haven't been caught though.Pretend you've been in the chat.I have a gift for you.

Chuck it down to him, go on.I'll make it into an aeroplane and I'll fly it down.That's a fucking awful aeroplane.It's fine, it just needs to...It goes down there, he's finished.Yeah, Vik, that's awful.

There you go.Yeah, yeah, that's fine.It did what it needed to do.Anyway, enjoy that, mate.Have fun.

Push the button, push the button, push the button.That was them, mate.

That was them.But why wouldn't they have used it?This feels so much like bait.You good?These have been really helpful.Thank you.

You guys are actually really helping us.

I feel a lot better about it.

Right.Yeah, I'll just find someone, shall I?Yeah, is anyone in here, yeah?Am I really supposed to look like, come here, my pretties?Oh, staff.I think they're hired.

Not in plain sight, but like, you'll be relaxed.

There's a circle in the bar.He has no idea that we're cleaning.

Ladies.

Excuse me.Wait, what the fuck?Excuse me, excuse me.Excuse me, not filming, not filming.

What the hell?

Not filming.

You've done a solid.No, get off.Get off, get off.

They're going to speak to you.They're going to know.Go.No.Get out.This is brilliant.

Have you got any spare fucking clothes?

Still bloody tell them.

Hello?I'm scared that someone's going to do like a Max Fosch level play and get a uniform.

Use my bandana as a headband.Steal someone's sunglasses.Go in the pool with the kids.Disguise myself as a kid.No, that's wrong.No, it won't be.

I won't do it with the kid.I'm just going in the pool.I'm just going in the pool.

Oh my God.It should be sneaky, it's so beautiful though.Right, now surely someone can karaoke for us.Hello?Yeah, facts, there is a drink there.Oh, who's been drinking drinks?

Hello?Is anyone in here?

I'm coming to get you.There's no way Harry wouldn't try and fuck you over.I'm not doing it, I'm not fucking doing it.I'm going up to 15.

Hello?No one in here with like this?Okay, I feel like that's the easiest way to explain it.Oh no!She's gonna win us the money.

This is crazy, this is amazing.

They're never going to come up here.What's this?Oh, did someone find, someone's left their...Heelies.Let's see.You've got a nice smooth floor here.

Don't go over your lace, tuck your laces in, otherwise you're going to...Yeah, this ain't my thing, bro.

Hello, hello.We're playing a big game of hide and seek.The crew, no.Please, please.Please.It's such a good hiding space, yeah.

If something happened to you, then?

Nothing could happen.You sure?Yeah, I promise.Thank you so much.

My name's Harry and this is the cross -court cruise ship shot.No, no, no, no.It's the cross -court cruise missile.Oh!here we go.He's as cold as ice.

Awful.

Have I just found the best hiding spot in the world?

Yes, I fucking have.I'm going to be in a bin.Will it fit?If a worker comes in now, I've got some explaining to do.Let's put it that way.

My arse is too big.

My arse is too freaking big.

This is better.Now I'm laid down, I can sleep and shit.

Okay, okay.There's a table, there's a shark, there's coffee.

There's vanilla syrup.Okay, we're going down the floor.Guiding amongst balloons.This place.Nah, man.There's no way.

Something could literally just lie underneath them.

Bumbiclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh shit, they're here.Hi there.

Thank you, sir.You stay here.Is the pool open, guys?Yes.Is the pool open?Yes, yes, it is open.

The pool is open?Yes.Is the bar open?Yes, yes, of course.There's no bartender there, though.I'm trying to get a drink.

We're trying to get the manager.

This is a nice hiding spot you've got here, Joe.I've caught you now.Caught me for what?I didn't see you, I've caught you.

Are you filming?

What is this that you're filming?

I work, press, YouTube.Okay, nice.Am I going to be in it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay, nice.I'm sorry, sir, but I do not know what you're trying to do.I do not wish to be filmed.I'm going to call the manager in a minute.I'm going to call the manager.

If you don't stop harassing my house, You understand me right now?I do understand you, yes.I'm going to kick your teeth down your throat.If you don't let me do my job.Are you going to stay here and do your job?Yes.

You've been caught though.No, I haven't.You have.

Ransom.

That's a good fine from me. I'll take that.Well done.We didn't win this one, but we'll be back.

Oh, my leg.

My spleen.

Oh, mate, in the karaoke room, there's surely got to be a spot in there we can hide.There's going to be.Is there a back room that you could go in?Oh, really?Private rooms.Oh, can we go there?

Eden and Claudia are helping us out so much.

Oh, shit.

Danny, why the fuck would you send a picture in?

I don't know.Are we a legal spot?

No.

I think we are.

We're not.

Tennis is illegal.

Oh, Danny, shut up, man.It's not illegal.

It's not open to the public, man.We're fucking scumbags.It is open to the public.We're scumbags.You know what?I'm going.

If you want to stay here...I'm coming then.

Any help?

Yes.

This is terrifying.They just laughed.Well, I know you're there.

Thank God, because I can't fucking breathe.I'm actually terrified in here, because what the fuck is that?

It was terrifying.

I thought this was a great spot.

I'll be honest, it was.

Well, it wasn't, because you found me.

Yeah, yeah.Go on, Vik.

I can't lie, Vik, from where you are, you should have got this by now.Go on, show me how it's done.Okay.Yeah?Where, just here, yeah?Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck off.Go on without me!I found me Vic!It didn't open!It didn't open!

That's Vic.

Why wouldn't you open?Yes!

Two Simon back to back!

You got two?Yeah.Harry and Vic.

Both secured.

Fuck.Oh, for fuck's sake.

Man like Sprinter, let's go.Who else have you got?Harry, Tobi, you.Oh, so what?We're just giving money away at this point, yeah?All Simon caught, yeah.

I wanted to hide.

Well, maybe hide, don't play sports.

Harry and Vic.have both been eliminated, which means they are now seeking.

You know who I blame?Fucking Vikkstar for taking, he couldn't get this shot for an hour.I'm gonna get it and I'm gonna prove him wrong.I'm gonna prove how easy it is.Oh my God, it just goes up one fucking wall.

Oh my God, wait, so we could just stay in the middle.

Should we just stay here?Yeah.Why is that not a bad shout?

Alright, two more attempts and then I'll say it was my fault.

Okay, fine, fine, fine.Alright, last attempt for it to be my fault, but we're both losers.

As you can see, I'm not a loser, we're both losers.

It's like a podcast set.Let's just make a podcast.Should we do a little pod?

What made you get into the industry, Jack?

Oh, sorry.COVID happened, and obviously a lot of people were at work, not working.Furloughed.

Ignore that, Jack.Sorry.It's bloody production.

Edit.We'll edit that out in there.Can we edit that out in the podcast edit?Oh, where was I?

There's nowhere I can hide in here.This is ridiculous.

What am I going to do with this?What am I going to do?

I can't even play the skee ball.This is an awful place to be.

Hello?

Nah.We're on a roller coaster right now.

Oh, I just survived that.Oh my fucking God.

I'm scared of like, yeah.That feels very wrong.

I'm in the middle of a podcast.

Just think, there's no way Danny Arons isn't sat in a pool right now.It's like a hill.I think by this point, they're probably all in their hiding spots.

I mean, to be fair, you gave Kieran a thing to tell him where to go.We could just scumbag it and go there.No.No?No.Does that feel a bit bad?

That would be mean.It was so scary.I'm speaking the devil, by the way.Should we just get him?No, no, no, no, don't run, don't run.It'll look obvious, it'll look obvious, it'll look obvious.

Oh, Harry Vickerson.Oh, no, he knows, he knows, actually.He's 57, the chap.He's got a leg after him, I'm sure.Go, go, go.Get them, get them, get them now.

Get them now.

I found three.Found one more.Got one more.I found two.

Honestly, like, I think if you're one of the girls, you'd have sunbathing.I probably wouldn't catch you, so I wouldn't want to, like, go, oh, is that...I mean, if you're in that bikini, I wouldn't even know.

Hey, that was insane.That was really scary.He was literally right there.

Lord have mercy.

Sorry, excuse me.Did someone in a purple top just come in here?

Oh, no, no.OK.It's actually done me.

I don't think anyone's going to be, you know, running around.

Holy shit.Holy shit.Simon's just walking past right now.So much stuff around me, though.I think they're, like, really managing to hide them.

Any seekers hiding together must separate immediately.

No.

This is the seeker's kill streak.We have to go.I don't have a camera, bro.

I love you.Any seekers hiding together must separate immediately.What?I guess I'll see you on the other side.Yeah.I love you.

Love you, too.

I'm scared.

I'm so scared.

I'm about to sunbathe.What?You're supposed to help.I can't help yet.When you start closing the levels, I help.

You know someone that's around near you?I've crossed a few people.He's doing good, bro.

No.

He got away.

No.

I even asked the staff and they told me where he went.He's too quick for me.

Oh, mate, fuck.

Fucking hell, they're literally right there, mate.

Where are the bars?Because, like, Becky and Alish will be in the bars.I've been here already, though.

I've got to check behind the Flowrider just in case someone's just laid arse.That'd have been a glorious spot.I don't see anyone there.

The camera was pointing right at the guard.

We've absolutely done it.We're in the locker.I mean, I just couldn't be in more of a bait spot.Look at that, a little boat coming.What the fuck is that?Oh, look at that.

Your GCA number.I'm sweating like fucking hell.

Yeah, you look like you've been through it, man. I'm absolutely exhausted.I've had a lovely day.Toby has moved four yards from where we found him.

Have you noticed any extra workers, Joe Weller?Any extra workers?All I'm saying is, some people are putting in a shift.That's all I'll say.The disguisers are disguising.

I've never been this scared of Simon and Mitty Minter, and I am scared of him in general, but this is just a lot now.

Any chance of a zone?Well, floor six is out.Vic, I think it's about time we parted ways, mate.Yeah, I'm sick of you.

We've had a fucking disaster class today.I'm sick of you, bro.Yeah, I'm sick of you too, mate.Yeah, walk, walk.Yeah, I walk, you walk too, mate.

We haven't checked the buffet, and Josh, you're hungry.I'm actually doing a nice little soda, if I need.

I'm just in the buffet again, but in even more, obvious spot.I couldn't have picked a more obvious spot.

Hi.Hello.We're playing hide and seek for a big YouTube video.

I do understand, but we're getting now complaints.

From who?

The housekeeping team, because they were not informed about this.Do you want to jump in?You don't know who's been.

Are they literally going to get me caught if they keep acting like this?I'm back in the carving hall, let's fucking go.How long do we think I'm going to last in here until another fucking staff try and kick me out?

I think that's Danny Aarons in the back corner.Just that, looking nonchalant, I think I've spotted him in the furthest back corner.Oh, he's right.There's not any point, is there?Huh?What's going on?

Just chilling.Have you got me?I have got you.Yeah, cool.Awesome.whatever, mate.

Thanks, Steve.It's gorgeous, that is.Do you guys want yours handed over?Here you go.Thanks, Steve.Cheers.

Lovely.

Let's get one thing bloody clear.How the hell am I being sent pictures of George Clarke in swim shorts, sipping cocktails, pina coladas, the lot.I'm stuck in a fucking box.

This is impossible.What are we doing here?Alright, where do we go?

Have you seen them?They're there, beside me.

You've walked backwards into a seeker, unfortunately.Have you been found yet?Yeah.Oh, you have?

No, you just found me.Really?Yeah.Congratulations.Unlucky, I just caught Danny as well.

I didn't snitch on you, I thought you were still in there.I started walking backwards, I was like, that makes my life easier.Hello.Have you seen anyone with a camera?

Yeah, you have.Seriously, no one?Oh, it's a big space though.I'm going to look anyway.I don't like all this stuff.I feel like they're against me.

What a buffet.

I've forgotten what the outside world looks like.All I remember is just coming from the womb and landing in this towel rack with nothing but a GoPro and some water.

I'm sorry if you can see my toes.You might be into that.And if you are, enjoy.I wouldn't suck them.

All right, we're on 8, hallway time.I don't know if we can get anywhere once we get this way.Check the staircases.

No, no, no, no, no.Oh, shit, mate, shit.

Really?

Yeah, it was...

Did you see it?

I don't know, we just saw someone.Was it Jack?

Have you started closing the floors?Six is out of play.Close another one and I'm in.You were meant to be in from the start.No, but I knew where too many...

The game would have been over.

Oh, Jack 15 now out of it.Right, I'm gonna find someone.

Project Cocktails with the Wild Boys is still going well.

Floor 15 has just been taken away, but so have Danny and Tennessee, so I think we've got 13 people left.I'm worrying because I originally thought it'd be working its way up, which meant I'd be safe for a while, but they're not doing that.For now, I shall worry about my cocktail.

Casey, can you hear me?

Yeah.What am I gonna do?I'm getting moved.I'm not allowed to hide in here.Okay, I don't know where I'm gonna go.Wait, can I go in there?

Behind here?I can fit.Behind the towels.We'll put them back for you.This is so funny.That hiding space was so good.

I can get in here.Okay, wait, this hand can't move.Okay.Yeah, this is actually insane.How long have I got left?Oh my God, this is actually insane.

Oh my God.I'm actually so claustrophobic.Yeah, I can.I'd always be able to get out if I wanted to.Thanks, guys.

I feel like I've been here for years, like in some sort of weird back rooms where I'm never going to find the way out.I'm just going to keep going deeper and deeper into the levels.I'm on the pool level at the moment.At least I might be able to sit down.Feet, killing me.

Oh, that is a gym.Where's Deji?Have you seen anyone?Was I in here?Okay, okay.That's not allowed, that's illegal.

They went out of bounds, that's six.

Well, I'm currently on floor five, which is where all the shops are, and I think it's going to end.So if I can just stay here for as long as possible.

Yeah, that's right, in the group chat, he was in the fitness centre then.Can't be cheating when there's money on the line.Holy smokes, a spin room.

Oh my God.I'm checking the arcade.Someone's here, man.Someone's in this area.I feel like I can hear someone.Bro, I'm actually so shocked that no one has come back to the arcade.

Hello, mate.

I was in the gym and I was told that a person left the gym and went upstairs onto this floor.This floor is out of bounds.Is it?Yeah.I cornered them into the gym and they ran.I'm trying to work out where they ran to.

I could probably sit here.I could just sit here.I might just probably sit here.Remember, I've got my duck.I've got my duck.No one else has a duck.

I've got a fucking rubber duck.I'm going to return with £20 ,000 in my back seam.

Seen anyone?Yeah.

Down there.Right.I've got to locate people.Have to locate people now.I must not leave any stone unturned here.The thing is, no one's going to hide out here.

It's too hot.People are going to be inside.

Yeah, we're just struggling.Yes, we have George Clark.Do you know this guy?

No, I don't.

What's your band called?

It's about Clark.

George.

stupid oh my have you been there the whole time the whole time you walked past me you walked past me like twice oh my god you might need some help getting up though these drinks hit you after a while oh my god okay we found george i didn't look there because No, because one of the guys was wearing a speedos and I was like, well I'm not going to make eye contact with that.

Alright, done a full lap of the jogging track.Found nobody.I'm going to go up.

Just thinking about hiding in there, just to keep warm for a sec.So much for doing a pub crawl.

When you were getting dry.He was lying on a sun lounger there.With the boys.With the boys.He was.I said that to you, innit?

I said he was on the boys.But I didn't want to disturb them, like.

Oh my god, I can hear him.

I can hear him.I can hear Josh.I can hear Josh.

They're playing for money, so they're going to do their fucking thing.

Yeah, facts.Yeah, I know, I know, I know.I don't need to.care.

Oh, yeah.

Oh fuck.Oh fuck.

Oh That's a cat surely Oh See Josh stop sprinting like my cat second.

Oh, that's right.Okay.How long he knows come to me It's not frozen for 30 seconds.

I will take the L there Found you I found you I found you I found you Someone's been caught.Let's go!I saw you as well.Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I saw GoPro as well.You can't find a man with a little gun to make you stop for 30 seconds.I found you!

I found you!I think you have to shoot me before you get found.Oh, well, I've got this as well, so fuck you, man.How long is that one for?I just get through, I can run.

I should have stayed hiding.

Did you get him?I found him, and then he shot me.Again?And then he had this.

I had to use my duck.I used my duck and my gun.I shot Zerkaa, did a bit of parkour.Simon thought he got me, because I didn't shoot him in time.And then I rubber ducked him.

Well, he ran down here.Oh, I can keep going then.Yeah, I saw you vlogging earlier.She's wearing a wig.Yeah, by the surfing thing.Yeah.

And I saw you doing that, and I thought, she's been very...Clean.

The whole ship's tidy, by the way.I've been going like this.Oh, do you know what?I'm glad I can take the wig off.My head is killing me.

Okay, there's another one found.There's a guy in a blue top around this way.

He'll never help.He'll never help anyone.You see, Kieran Carlin, he was running.Is that floor not out of bounds?

This one?Yeah.No.What are you on?16. Uh -uh.You're on 15, bruh.

Who are you chasing?

Kieran ran downstairs to...Did he?

He ran out of bounds?Yeah.Might have to phone him and tell him.

Second person in a row dead to me. I'm sick and tired of these frauds.Did you get got there, George?Yeah.Yeah.You know, you walked straight past me.Oh, I saw the group line there.

Sick!

Five's up to go out of bounds.Yeah.So, lifts.Do you want to run to other lifts?

The other side, yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, we're going to get out of this.

Deck five has just been moved out.What decks are allowed?Eight, 16 and17. Got to split up.Bye, Jack.found us a way to the top.

Deck five is now out of bounds, which I'm surprised about.I thought they would have left that.

So I need to move.

Out of bounds deck?What?Are you joking?Oh, yeah.Oh, this feels like nonsense.

Quick VAR here.Kieran was actually hiding on a deck that was out of bounds.And rules are rules, so we decided to eliminate him.Better luck next time.

I didn't hide on

15. Oh, what?Maybe it's best to stand somewhere.Why am I moving?

Deck eight,16. 7CWWWD.

Wait, am I, are you fucking.I love when a plan comes together.I love when a plan comes together.Hey, look, watch.For God's sake.I was in such a good spot on five.

Get out.Were you just waiting for someone to come up?

That would be very ratty.

Oh God, that's so annoying.

I definitely was.

I was in such a good spot as well.

Apologise, that was a very ratty tactic.Nah, fair play.I thought that.

I got on the elevator and I was like, actually hun, this is so...

There are staircases to go by.I'm off to sunbathe.

Okay, I think we're chilling.

I think we're chilling, boys.I want to get a uniform somehow.

How do I blend in here?

The thing is, I have a really bad vantage point here.They're going to see me from all angles.

Don't, bit, bit, don't stop.

Oh my god.Oh my god.No.You were moving spots, weren't you?I came up like a stealth assassin.

Where the hell did you just come from?

Those lifts over there.

We've been missing out on all this.

That's Tobi, that's Tobi, that's Tobi.Go, go, go, go, go.That was Tobi doing basketball.

My only theory is they might be at the top of the water slide.So I'm going to go and look up there, because maybe no one's gone up there in a while.We'll go this side, we'll go this side.Yes!Oh my god, you've been caught!You've both been caught!

You've both been caught!Yes!Double whammy!Yes!Oh, there is a god!I was just saying how good you were!

one.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.

I'm not useless.Okay.I've been told we've unlocked another kill streak.Unlocked the freeze, which means that we can announce at any time and hiders can't move for two minutes.So I feel like they're hiding already.So maybe I should announce it when I'm in a chase.

I can see who I assume is Becky anyway.

I don't think she realizes that her Her partner in crime has been found.Do you know what I'm going to do?She's literally cornered.I'm going to go ask her if she's seen anyone with a camera.

I've officially made it to the top seven.I have not moved for, I don't know, an hour and a half maybe.I've seen Simon walk past three times, Tobi's walked past twice, but neither of them have walked anywhere from just the main path.They've not explored all of these deck chairs at all.Excuse me, have you seen anyone with a camera?

Hello, camera.

What a stinker.Come here, come here.It's that woman.Becky.

Is it?Yeah.Oh my god.

I've just walked past her knowing it's her.Yeah.And I asked her if she's seen any YouTubers.

Just go out there and go, have you seen any YouTubers?

Like, anyone call me.Okay.

Have you, have you seen any people running around here?

Uh, no, excuse me, no camera.

Uh, but Becky, Becky, I think the juice might be on Becky.

What have you been cleaning for?I saw you there, I just looked, I didn't even think.

That is the best.I ran into Eilish and Kieran, so I saw the outfit.

I know, she was texting me, going, change, I was going, I can't.

Oh, well, sorry, Becky.

Yeah, you will be, yeah.

Are you caught?

Apparently.The game is the game, my friend.There'll always be another one.Go enjoy the cruise ship.Stop running, go and treat yourself.Go and get something to eat, get a drink.

Three decks.Left in bounds.Really, really hope I win.Just hope that this deck is the one that remains in.

There's no way I can move.People are getting caught left, right and bloody centre.I had to think of that as if I just made up that quote, but this is crazy.

I'm going to jump in there.

Oh, five remaining!Oh my word.Five remaining!And it's four bros, Jack.

I've got one of them.I've got a deck.And what floors have we got?Sixteen and eight.

Kill the street for five people remaining.

Okay, five left.

It's information.

Okay, that sounds better than the freeze.

There's a sweep that has been unwrapped from eights of the game.

Yes.

I'll give you the number now, thanks.

I'm going straight there, bro.Okay, just go there.Shit, deck 17 is out of bounds.

That's the deck I'm on, no!No!Oh, God.It's so hot.How do I get out?

It was so, so good.Only two decks left in play.I'm on the outside one.I feel like this is where we need to lock in.Is there less in here?This one.

Only eight and 16 in play.Okay, so if we go down one level, we'll be okay.Can I get down here?The stairs.Oh, it's just so open.We need to gatecrash this thing at full speed.

We walked down.

FBI, bloody open up, pesky things.Why are they all in there?There's five people in there.This lift door opens and they're just there.

Okay, here we go.Where do I go?Chiller Island?Where do I go?

Where do I go?Where do I go?Okay, here's the suite.

Ivan?Yeah?Anyone?No.Same.They couldn't go out because that would be the floor below, right?

Can you go down the slide to prove they're not in it?

Alright, I can go.I have been activated.It's time for me to start seeking.

I can't believe how quiet it is.There's just no one around for some reason.I feel like I've been here like a thousand years.It's as good as any.Because I'm just hoping that they'll have checked here and just won't check it again.If someone made it in.

I don't know how I got in here, given that it's full of golf clubs.

So there's five people left, two floors.Bro, what a room.Imagine.I might have to go in those restaurants.I've been putting it off because I keep going in and they go, no one's here.I think that one of them's lying to me. I don't think a person came in here ever.

Oh my God, can I lock it from the inside?

Why would that be a thing?

It is a thing.Holy shit.Hello.Is there anyone in here?How did you know I meant hiding?That's very odd.

Do you promise they wouldn't all lie to me?That's what you said every other time.No, no, no, but they wouldn't all lie.You wouldn't lie to me.Now I want to check.

Josh.Yeah?Have you checked under the cushions on these?No.I should have done it, man. I so should have.it, bro.

Why haven't you?Because I got caught!

Oh, you can't get under that.

You can.Why haven't you checked them all, then?I have checked them all.

Okay.

There could be more, but I'm just annoyed.I could have won nothing.Fuck.

Yeah, please.Let this suffering end.When will it end?

Feels illegal.Probably is.There's only five left.So, who's left?Five people.Danny Bae.

Danny Babes?Danny!Yeah, Jack's has a life.Jack Kinderson, Declan from Four Bros, and Kacey.

No way.

Boys!Oi!Hello boys!Hello.Come back!I'm upset.

I found someone.

That'll be good.Imagine me in the bar, working hard, making myself and the camera to drink.I just come around here.

No!Not in the out of bounds section.

Is it out of bounds?

Nah, not quite, no.No fucking way.Let's take on a journey.

There's no way you lot found me first like this and then let this person get away with it.Who is it?Who do you think it is?Oh my God.

Thank you, baby.

Oh my God.Do you want a slushie?

You found me first.

Microphone, microphone.I was just making a drink.

Would you have done that one the whole time?No, for like five minutes.It's because they put all the towels over everything.Oh, you've only been there for five minutes?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Thank God, because I checked that one.

You bastard!I didn't do it.

Don't look at me.

Four left, I believe.

Four more.

This game is fucking rigged.I hate the Sidemen.I will never ever shop at Sides ever again.Death to the Sidemen.I'm getting a fucking drink.

Only 16's in play now.Only 16?Yeah.So this is 16?Yeah.

Deck eight is out of bounds.Oh, I've got to move.Oh, that's fake.

Deck eight is closed.Meaning I've picked the perfect dick.I've got the perfect dick.

The thing is, for 20 grand, would you just get in a bin?

Hello?Hello?

Ooh, that was yucky.Yeah, it's 20 grand for sitting in a bin for a couple hours.Have you found anyone, Harry?Yeah.

Yeah?

I found a lot of hot streaker finder.

How many people have you found?Everyone.

Everyone, yeah?

Five.I think I found four.So how about that?Try that one for size.How about Dan?What are the odds, man?

I'm so unlucky.

I've got to go up to 16.This is going to get feisty.I've got no game plan.

Right, we've just heard some massive news.I'm talking the biggest news ever.Only 16 is in play now.

So they've got to be fucking here somewhere.

There's no room in this room.Oh my God, there's cameras everywhere.How am I avoiding everyone?

What's this crown's edge door?Does it lead to anything?It's open.Can you go in the actual...Is that up there?Do you think that's out of bounds?

Wait.Oh, wait in the room.

How the fuck have I done that?Right, well, no one in here.

It feels like StarSquad is in there.Oh my God.Oh my God.Go, go, go.Turn.

He's running down there.Go, go, go.He's running straight.He's running straight.

Go left.Go left.

Go left.

Oh, you fuck.No.

That's a caught.No.Yeah.Counting that as a Toby catch.What?No, no, no.

I blocked him up here, bro.Yeah.Oh, fucking hell.Both of us were in there.Huh?Did you go in there?

No, he tried to, the door was locked.

I thought, yeah, I didn't think it was you boys.

Oh, that's dark.

Try another one.

That's dark.

How many's left?

Three.Josh, that's a team catch there, because we cut him off.Team catch, team catch.Come on now.

Oh, no.

Jack, Cole, and Casey remain.Woo.Keep your voice down, but...I'm so ecstatic.Bro, I'm in the top three.

Towel station.Here is an opportunity for someone.Maybe they're in here.Oh God.Let's have a little look.No, that's just towels.

Towel bin part two.No, no one's done that either.Just feel like I can't trust anything now.I have to check everywhere.No, that's all good.

Oh, this is where we found Tobi.Yeah, I can't believe Tobi's hidden here.That's other people's towels, right?

I'm going mad.We've got four people there.

I feel like they're all out of bounds.

Well, this is the only floor in bounds.

They're not playing, bro.

Right down to the final three.Someone's in serious sunburn territory, that's for sure.So I think only floor 16 is currently available.Oh my God.

Why?Why?Why are you on?

You're probably not going to have seen much of me in this video because I haven't done much.Apologies.

I just saw five guys all sat together.Walked past them like three times.Are you certain they are in zone?Yeah, I don't know.

Toby knows one person.Everyone's in zone?Casey, Jack and Colt?

Yeah.That's it?

Yeah.Okay, we went that way.Let's go this way.

Someone might think they're 16 and be on 17.

We can do this.We've got like half an hour until we've got to leave for the airport.

So, we've got to step on the gas.I'm trying to think if anyone could still be hiding as a worker.I don't like that.

They're in there, they win.They're going to be in that corner where they are.That's where Tobi was.We're going to have to split the prize at some point.No, I refuse.I said one winner.

All right.Hey, Josh.Hey, mate.No, no, no.

We're going to find these people, okay?Where are they?We're going to find them.

Come on.

Ow.

Sorry.

We're going to find them.

We'll find them.Sorry.We're going to do it.Right, I have intel for you.Okay.Tobi knows.

But he put them where they was, and Tobi was found in here.So I'm convinced they're around here.I'm convinced they're around here.

No, they're not.Behind one of those could be a shout.

That's the only big hollow one, I think.I think someone brought a rock in their suitcase and then sat in a rock.That's the only place someone could fit in.

There's no one in there.Are you sure?Pretty sure.All right, boys, what's going on?We've got three people.They're back here.

Let's go down this whole corridor, bro.How are we this bad?

It's a fucking fluid.I'm so sorry, I was just walking.

Is this deck 16?No, you're on the wrong floor anyway.Oh, am I?What deck is this?17, 16 is downstairs.

Oh, for fuck's sake, I was on the wrong deck anyway.One second, let me send to the boys.I've got one!He's got one.I can't believe it.

Oh, yes, yes, Cole's found.Thank God, there's two left.

Okay, we have selfies from two people.I have a Jack, they're both sweating, and they're both inside something.Jack's in like the inner workings of...Inner workings of something.

Jack looks like he's in the back rooms.

We've got photos.

The fuck is Jack?

This feels very much like back of the coastal kitchen.

Jack said, do you want to split?But Ten said, on the group chat, there's only one winner and that's Casey.So it looks like I'm staying here.

Where the fuck is that?Oh, they're both indoors.Have you seen the pictures?

Yeah, they're in the back rooms, bro.Dungeoned somewhere.

But does that mean they're inside there?

They look like they're sweating.

Yeah.Which suggests to me they're not inside.Like, what is that?He's in like the...Like a palace.

I know where he is!I know where he is!Is he inside the mini golf machine?I know where he is!Is he inside it?He's in it!

He's in the mini golf machine!

He's in the thing!

No!He's in the thing!No, you haven't worked it out for yourself.

No!Wait, let me get the boys.

Coming!Harry!Yeah!Harry!Yeah.

Oh no, what a way to die.What a way to die.What a way to die.What a way to go.I was like, what is that?Is it like a control room?

What's that?That's a fucking putter, mate.That's a putter.

Wait, I tried to give him a bit.

That's the worst place you can finish.Are you not boiling hot in there?Yes, I'm boiling hot Harry.What do you mean you're not boiling hot?Were you in there the whole time?

No, I was under a sun lounger for like two hours.

Did you have it locked?Because I couldn't get in before.It may have been locked.

I unlocked it, I unlocked it.

I was locked, I couldn't get in.

I would have been more tempted by the force if I knew you were going to get in.The sweat on your foot.Yeah, keep zooming in Harry.

Wait, were you underneath one of the circular sun loungers?

I was underneath one of the wide ones.

Yeah, I'm glad somebody did it.Oh, you've had a day from hell, bro.I was up at 4am.

Bro, I'm so sorry.Let's go, let's go, let's go.All right, are we going to the end zone?Well, no, we know where she is.Yeah, I'm saying Toby knows.Yeah, Toby knows.

Oh my fucking God, Jack's been eliminated and I've won.Oh my fucking God.They're coming to get me, but I'm in so much pain.I need them to get me out ASAP.

Wait, I looked here though.In there?I looked.Go on.I think so.We're behind?

Wait, oh my God.What, what?The towels, where's the towels?Oh my God, wait, hang on.You ready?Oh my God.

I'm worthy winner.

You are the winner.I'm in so much pain.

I actually can't explain it.The heat came out of that by the way.

Oh my fucking God.I genuinely actually thought I was going to...Look at my t -shirt.

Oh my God.

Guys, I actually think...

Wait, you were standing here.

I think I'm going to pass out.

The water's there.

Wait, were you there from the very beginning?

No.Oh my God.I was in here.You gave me a fucking concussion.He's over here.Bang, bang, bang!

Oh, if anyone's in here, it's a fucking rollercoaster!you're telling me mate then security tried to kick me out like five times and in the end they said you need to get out so i said can i get behind there he went you won't fit i said watch me i said i'm getting in there But my hip was, like, hovered, so that whole time, like, genuinely, I think I'm gonna need a hip replacement with that money.

Fucking hell.Oh, my God.Oh, it's over.

It's over.It's over.Yeah.I just lost all my dignity for £20 ,000.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Jack did it for free, so...Yeah, he just got caught now.

Oh, my God.