SML Movie: Junior Plays Grand Theft Auto 6

So guys, what do you want to do today?

I don't know dude, I'm bored.

Do you guys notice anything different about me?

Oh god, you smell worse than usual.

Oh really? Okay, well yeah, I forgot to put on deodorant.

Why would you want us to notice that?

That's not what I was talking about. Something with my face.

Oh, you got a new pimple.

Aw, he's clear. Well, but they're thinner lenses cause my prescription changed cause I'm getting older and my eyes are different now.

We're not focused on you like that.

How are we notice that? Yeah, how could we notice something so, I hate you. I want to watch TV.

Just shut up.

Sorry, nerd momo jumbo.

♪♪ Breaking news, M'kay. Grand Theft Auto 6 has been delayed another year until November 2026. Are you fucking kidding me?

They delayed GTA 6 again, again? They keep doing this over and over and over again. Why won't it just drop the goddamn game? It was supposed to come out in May. Now they pushed it back to November. But it's November right now, so it's a year away.

A whole year. They keep twisting and teasing us, dude. What's gonna happen next November? They're gonna push it back to the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, then the next November, You better be able to go into outer space, you better be able to fly UFOs and go see aliens and go to all the planets and shit. Yeah, I wanna go to the moon. Yeah, yeah, you better be able to go underwater and see Atlantis. Yeah! Yeah, and Spongebob and Patrick, and you better be able to go inside Spongebob's pineapple

and steal his boatmobile. Hell yeah! Yeah, with 13 years of fucking development. Yeah, what are they doing? Rockstar? More like Rock Lazy. Yeah. Yeah, more like Lazy Star. Yeah, get them. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. They're just lazy, cause...

Oh, my God, it better be worth the wait. It better be worth the wait. It better. I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait. Get the game early? Yeah, but that would be really hard and illegal. Illegal ill-smeagol. Yeah.

Ill-smeagol? Like if Gollum had the flu?

What?

It's not hard to hack into it, Cody. Come on, your nerdy ass can do it.

You got glasses. I know it's possible.

Yeah, you got those new glasses. The last guy who hacked them, Okay, but he went to jail for a long time. Okay! Well, look, if you hack into it, you can go to jail for a long time, and me and Joseph can play the game early.

I don't want to go to jail at all!

I know you ain't scared of a little jail!

Come on, you're gay!

It does have its benefits.

Can you get your laptop and at least try to see if you can hack into it? We can blame it on someone else.

Come on! That's a friend. Okay guys, let's crack this puppy wide open. I know you can hack into it, Cody. Yeah, come on, what's your name? Okay, rockstar.com, log in here. Oh, we got a firewall here.

And I'm in!

Yay!

He knows what he's doing!

He's got it. Piece of cake. Okay, oh, this is encrypted. It needs a password. Okay. Yeah, do that, yeah, try it. It worked! Oh, he knows the password! Yeah, I'm in the files now. You're in the files? Yeah, yeah, ooh, I got a note page here.

Let's see what it says. Oh, oh, it's their 10 year plan. It says they're gonna delay GTA 6 till 2036.

What?

10 more years?

No, we're never gonna play it. Oh, okay, yeah, it's going. Oh, shit. What? What, what, dude? Oh, no. Junior, they found out. They tracked your IP address. They found out? Yeah, they're coming, Junior.

I'm outta here, dude.

Dude, it's my line!

Whoa, whoa, hold on. Grab the PS5 controller.

We gotta play it before the cops get here. Yeah, we're gonna guy in this game. Oh, bro. They're gonna go crazy this year. Yeah Oh, it says Grand Theft Auto 6 beta, so it's only the beta. Oh damn. I forgot they got to be touch-ups and stuff Well, they have a whole year to fix whatever's wrong with me These graphics are so realistic. Oh dude, it's quality. Yeah, I love this game. That's a nice car. I steal that car you got to

Yeah, get out of the car now! Get out of the car! Don't shoot me, don't shoot me!

Get out of the car! Okay, take it, take it!

Yeah.

I'm gonna get in the car.

Oh, this is so cool!

Dude, you gotta do the dash.

It's a Lambo.

Oh man, Joseph, I'm no, you give me the control I want to drive. I get to play. All right, whatever. Okay, let's find a pedestrian to run over. Dude, is that a prostitute? I think it is. Pick her up, pick her up. You got to. Okay, I'm honking the horn. Get in hoe. Ooh baby, how much for that ass? Oh you know, it's gonna happen. Well, what's what's gonna happen?

You know, she's doing rockin the boat baby

Rocking the car. Well, I guess oh wow. That was quick. She's leaving already, right? It wasn't worth our time Yeah, you know what? We should kill her and get our money back. Oh, yeah, we need a cat. Yeah, come on bitch. You're gonna give me my money back. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a fool refund, baby Get back. I'm gonna shoot you Okay, give me the money give me the money Pockets, okay with this money. We should go to the strip club Never satisfied straight to the strip like we go. Yeah. Oh man, Joseph the strip club looks so cool. Look at the stripper. She's so hot We need more money to throw on her though because we don't have that much money Oh, you know we got to do this. Oh, yeah, we got a

You know we want to drink all the money in the register bitch Yeah, give us the money now. We need it. Hurry up Yeah, give us the money and now I'm we need more money for our lap dance, Joseph. Dude, where are we gonna get it from?

I'm gonna rob the bartender again.

Give us some more money. I accidentally shot her, Joseph.

Dude, what are you doing?

I accidentally shot her. The cops are gonna get on us now.

Oh, God.

Well, since we're wanted, press triangle. That's so cool. Press it, press it, press it. Oh, no way, Joseph, I'm playing as a girl now. Oh, I didn't know she was strapped too.

Oh, I'm gonna throw her money on this stripper.

Here you go, ho.

Yeah, I like that girl on girl action.

Yeah, I'm gonna kill the money back Joseph. There's no way the cops gonna get there. No, I'm getting all the money Okay, you got all the cash. Get out of here right now, baby See I just saw what I said wasted. Oh Give me the controller. It's my turn now. Okay, fine. I guess you can play I'm a Robbie a gas station, dude. How are you gonna rob the gas station? You're holding a tennis racket Joseph. It's okay. So grandma brand a racket watch this. I'm gonna hit this ball guy The hitting effects look really bad, it's the beta do this, of course, it's gonna be a little slow

I still have ten years to kill that guy kill that guy. Oh, dude. I didn't see him at first Oh, oh, yeah, I gotta kill someone in real life. Oh, well, they're gonna speed it up when they finally finish the game game Okay, yeah, Rob the main guy that he has all the money the cash register you you right, right? Give me time god. Yeah, I just wish the characters you should play the other guy has a chainsaw. Yeah, I'm switching switching. Okay You're wanted your three stars wanted but I kill first God. No, you're four stars wanted I'm leaving. Oh, wow

You're busted!

Dude I wasn't paying attention!

Give me the control of my turn! Well it's my turn still!

No no no no!

I got a turn, then you got a turn, we take turns! Bro whatever! Yeah, I'm gonna do the bank heist.

Alright, let's rob this bank!

And nobody gets hurt, you got that? Alright, freeze! Hit the mother fucker! I'm gonna kill this hostage! Die! What the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to kill him! That's the hostage! Well, I wanted to show the people that I was serious, that we want this money, we're willing to kill for it! What the hell? You're supposed to rob the bank first! Give us the money! Let her open the vault! Oh, look, look, look, look! He killed the other girl! Open the vault and you won't get hurt. All right, you don't kill her though, dude. I'm not gonna kill her, Joseph.

Ah!

What the hell are you doing, dude?

I had to kill her because, like, you know, I can't leave any witnesses. She saw my face. All I have is night vision goggles on. You're super wanted. Why are you running into the wall?

My controller got stuck. Oh, we racked up. Let's go. Oh Joseph with all this money. I'm gonna buy a mansion and a yacht. Heck. Yeah, dude What night vision yeah, they probably dimmed the lights on you do to confuse you but it was daylight outside I got that. I'm gonna kill these cops You got his ass. All right, let's get out of here. We gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta escape. Come on Okay, I'm running. I'm going through the door. Okay, Joseph I gotta get in the getaway car Get away we're almost there. I'm going I'm going I'm going I don't wanna pass the heist. Yeah

Let me get the car. Let me get the car. Okay Okay, when the getaway car let's run from the cop. Yeah, Okay, we're in the getaway car, let's run from the cops. Yeah, dude, we gotta complete the heist. We need all the respect. I don't want the full experience of this goddamn game.

Hey, Danny, somebody call a computer repair man?

Let me pause it. Yeah, buddy, my nerdy friend got a virus. Can you like fix it?

It's on my computer. Rockstar! No! Yes you did! Yes you did! You hacked into Rockstar and got GTA 6 early! Whatever!

No we didn't!

What's that on the screen?

That's GTA 5 with mods.

No it's not!

No it's not! I've played all the mods on GTA 5. That's not a mod!

Oh, can you just like tell Rockstar it's like a false alarm or something?

No! Police on behalf of Rockstar did one of you guys have GTA 6? It was him! They did it! Oh really?

Uh, no he didn't. He's in front of the laptop.

Oh really? The laptop was already here when I got here. I just got here! Oh really?

Oh come on, do we look nerdy enough to be able to hack? He's a nerd.

Oh really?

Yeah, but they said their nerdy friend came over and hacked it.

Oh really? Look on your screen! GTA 6 is right there! Oh really? That's GTA 5. Oh really? With mods. No it's not. No it's not. Play all the mods on GTA 5. That is not a mod. Oh really? Oh come on. If you want to know that's his laptop just check the tabs. Check the search history. Oh really? Let me just see here. Woah! What the fuck were you looking at? No! No! It's not my computer! It's not my computer! What was Cody looking up? I don't know. Oh my god! Freak yeah! What was that shit?

Oh my god! What is wrong with Cody? I burned a hole in my eyes. Now that guy took the fall,

we can finish the heist on GTA 6!

Hell yeah!

This game can no longer be played!

Why do you keep doing this to us? Why do you keep doing this to us? Oh Chris, you rock star!