SOAP KILLER

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to a silly one.That's not the name of the game, this is gonna be a silly one.The Soap Killer.Or not the Soap Killer.Soap Killer!I looked at this and I was captivated because I usually am drawn to it.

If you're making any horror games and you want me to play it, you don't need to do a campaign where it's like, GET MARK TO SEE THIS!You just need to - it just needs to look good.Interesting I guess I don't know this one just looked very very weird I have no idea of the quality.I have no idea of any of this.It's just the the entire Thing here the campaign whatever you'd call this it reminded me of like a gmod Animation, you know, oh wait, why is it?I've never had that kind of interaction in a main menu before.

Yes Yeah, all right.Okay.I think I think I'm gonna like this one.I think I kind of look like me I shouldn't be laughing at any of this Because clearly, clearly, uh...It's just like that other game that I played that I don't know if it came out before or after this one with the Screwdrivers in the eyes look man.It was a dark blustery night, or so it would be okay there We was a handsome young man top is BMW look for all the world like he was about to do choosing something truly on a meal Yep time to do laundry Take the dirty clothes from the trunk and wash them.

What an opening cinematic.I always say I always say that in games you need to have the most incredible Dynamic.Outstanding opening cinematic or no one will ever like your game.Ever.I guess I gotta take them one at a time, is that what I'm doing?Oh my god, they built in some tedium here.

Have a proper chat with this man sitting at the desk.Wash the dirty clothes in the washing machine.Is that - crashed.Oh my god!Wait, what do you mean?Holy cow, this game is so optimized, it's causing me to drop frames like you wouldn't believe.

Let me turn it off.VHS effect that did it.Alright, here we go Hi, it's me again.I've got some dirty clothes here.Why did I have another objective that just popped up?Alexia tell me what that was.

Why am I not getting anything?Our mental connection isn't working.What are you saying?I'm picking up some strange noise Hi, John.Whoa, country boy sneaking around like that.First time at a laundromat?

Oh, yeah.It's just like we're saying.Yeah, who the hell are you?I'm the esteemed supervisor of this self -service laundromat.Oh, yeah.Why does a self -service laundromat need a supervisor?

Oh, yeah!

See, it was very difficult to read any of that as I was happening.You heard this ope killer struck again yet again yesterday.Mike lost his damn dignity right here.So now they're cracking down on laundromat safety and need a handsome hunk like me to keep watch.

Yeah, the soap killer.

I scare easy.Don't freak me out I heard the soaps killer targets people who don't keep clean.You better watch your back kid.Oh, yeah I'm just here to wash clothes and I'm very clean.I'm definitely not gonna run into the soap killer Good to hear if you need soap, it's on the shelf over there mink brand five bucks a bar All right.I'm out

to hang with some German babes now.Don't mess up the laundromat.Okay.Oh, yeah Why is this soap so expensive?I bought four just enough.Hmm.

It's right there on the shelf Wait, do I even know how to use a washing machine?I don't what's happening.Oh, wait, that's hand soap.That doesn't make any sense Oh god, did that is it good?Is that oh I did it Hey, do you know a thing or two about any of this do?Hey, what's up?

Don't try to take advantage of me.Shoo, get away.Uh, actually, I don't know how to use a washing machine.I already - wait, I already did.Top loaders, how do I use it?

I -I just did it.

I -I just - I did.I just - actually, I figured it out.Again, this is hand soap, but whatever.I'm not gonna question the logic of this world when nothing here clearly is very logical at all.Hey, wait, I need one more soap.I need - hell, man.

What are you d - wait, stop!Don't come any closer!

What do you want?

Speaking of riddles, huh?Oh, all right, since you're the most polite guy I've met I'll lend you some I don't I don't have any side but oh, oh Here you go.All right.Okay.I gotta go get my other laundry.I hope I have enough soap now Oh, no, is this soap?

killer gonna get me now that I don't have enough soap to wash all my clothes?

Oh my god.I'm doomed.The hell are you looking at?Uh, did you just break that washing machine?That won't attract the soap killer, will it?Heh heh heh heh heh.

Woo!Now see, this has a leg up on that pawn shop game.Not to drag it in mud any further.But this!This has some real...Laundromat things going on here.

Hi Karen.Okay.Oh Excuse me, ma 'am.What are you doing?Hmm?What are you doing practicing?

Practicing makes my body feel so good like a mouse snoring off a steering wheel like wandering straight into a ditch like taking a mouthful of soap suds Why practice in a laundromat young man?Don't you understand soap has power this laundromat is full of soap power Want me to share some secrets with you?Yes.Yes, I do.Thank you This is my last dirty clothes.I don't know if toothpaste is exactly like soap, but I don't know enough to know the difference Oh, where'd they go?

What happened?Where'd they go?They disappeared.They vanished.I'm not a hundred percent sure what's going on there.But uh, once again, none of my business.

Let's go.to be able to do anything about this, so I'm just gonna put it there for now.Still look kind of dirty, but whatever.Wait, dirty clothes?

Wait a minute!Wait a minute!

I thought I did it.Guess I didn't.Alright, whatever.Putting them here for now.I mean, I can't say it's inaccurate.It's doing the spin cycle, so I'm assuming that this - yeah, okay.

Wait, did it say dirty clothes again?Wait.Oh, because did somehow soap not get into it?Wait, but soap.Soap!I had what happened to the soap that I had.

There was soap.I definitely put soap in the second one.

I saw soap go into it.I picked up the soap.It was right there.

Oh, wait, that's hand soap.That doesn't make any sense.Oh God.

I'm soft locked.

Did I somehow put the soap in a different machine?Wait, what?No.Oh, come on, man.Don't do this to me.But I...

What manner of thing is this?The secret is my family's ancestral soap and this is a tube of toothpaste.Works as soap too.Here, it's yours.So, toothpaste counts as soap.Perfect.

I needed some.But I don't have some now!Oh, man.This is ridiculous.I think I goofed something.I might be soft -locked in this incredible game.

Oh, fuck.See, wha - what have - what have you?Oh, God, hi.Oh.Excuse me, there's been a spike in soap killing lately and the methods are brutal.Have you noticed anything strange around here?

Seen anyone suspicious?Nope.I think you look pretty suspicious yourself.How dare you?I, Sheriff Dickin, a champion of justice - I can't quite hear you, man.There's a lot of loud happening, a lot of loud.

Well, that's a relief.Huh.Just watch yourself.The soap killer preys on people who aren't clean so long.I got a bad - what is happening?I'm pulsing in and out of existence right there.

I saw something.You can't tell me I didn't saw something.See, this is gonna be nearly impossible because I - I can't - I can't do anything about it.HELP!HELP!I smell old man's toothpaste.

Have you been doing something filthy?No.No.Uh, absolutely not.I'm a clean freak.Uh, absolutely not.

I'm a clean freak.God, no.You dared to make the washing machine dirty.That's disgusting.I will punish you!What are you staring at me?

It wasn't me.That guy over there did it.I'm just here to wash clothes.Still trying to lie.None of you are getting away.Dodged it or did he just die?

No, it was a dodge.Okay.Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Ah, can't leave until all dirty clothes are washed.What do you mean?Oh my god, he has soap on him.

Of course.That's the secret.I take this soap.Oh, wait, what?Wait, I don't - oh fuck.

Oh, get through the - Freeze, you're under arrest?

Great, it's Sheriff Dick, we're saved.I don't care if you're dick or whatever.No one's stopping me from cleansing this world.

Touch air?

Today, I'll bring you to justice.So, neither whom the justice I've owned is meant to deal with you.You're a monster for ruining people's dignity.Anything else you want to say?I'm getting dizzy.Next move, I'll use my ultimate technique.

Pineapple takes flight!You won't get another chance.PEOPLE ONLY CHANGE WHEN THEY 'VE BEEN LOVED.THIS WORLD HAS BECOME FILTHY BECAUSE OF ALL OF THOSE SELF -RIGHTEOUS SLOBS.I MUST DEFEAT YOU.AND GO EDUCATE MORE OF THEM.

HE - HIYAAA!What the what?Oh.DAMMIT.I LET MY GUARD DOWN.RUN!

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

UNTIL EVERY FILTHY PERSON WILL BE PUNISHED.NO ONE GETS AWAY!Oh, am I - are we doing this again?Okay, we're doing it again.Apparently I gotta wash all the...I need to get rid of all this filth.

Well, okay.Yeah dirty body.No time left I'll just use the soap.I didn't pay for well, I can't really I I'm Let's see if there's any more around.I you know, I Man, I think he's faster than me.Yeah, that's what I was assuming Always I can't let you contaminate anyone else No, you're still far too shallow.

You only see what's on the surface yet deliberately ignore what lies beneath.You are unworthy of fulfilling the mission of purifying the world.

Huh?

Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

What the fuck?Oh, God, no!Fuck.

Alright, I gotta beat it.You know, I gotta - I gotta beat it, man. I understand what to do now.I think I goofed on the soap.And I know what I need to do.The toothpaste is the last secret ingredient.I must have gone wrong somewhere with that soap.

I'm gonna go ahead and preload all of these in the various things, so that I definitely have the right one in the right place.Grab this.I could probably close the doors, I'm guessing.It crashed.Well, that's the end of that!I'm not going back in there!

Oh, man, we'll never know this - Fuck.These are the ones that need soap.I'm gonna talk to this dude.Okay, soap.Soap.Bring in just this one.

Soap is in there.Oh, fuck.Wait, but - Okay, it's in there.I hope that's not a problem because it seemed to - It's definitely not a problem.There's no way that's a problem.It's gonna be perfect.

Okay, so it makes me not use that one because I have to wait for the, uh, the who's -a -mamas.Yeah, they're all fu - They all look pretty, pretty, pretty good.Maybe it's scripted.Maybe I do have to kind of be careful about which one I - No, these are, these are clean.Nice.You know, I think I might have to bring this out to my car as well.

I'm gonna go ahead and put that in there.Yep.

Oh, yeah.

All right.Well, I did all that.Now I have one left here.I need to put the soap in.

Good to go.

Oh, oh fuck.Oh fuck.Oh fuck.

Here he comes.Oh god.

Oh no, but I need this soap But I need I oh if I could use the soap beforehand.I gotta show off my good manners.

Fuck What do you want?

Here you go.There you go with the soap.Now I'm out of soap.I should have known that this would get me in trouble.Fuck you!Yeah, fuck you!

Fuck you!Where's that old lady?Oh, there's that old lady.Okay, what are you doing?You're practicing.Yeah, I don't think of the last time I would have even been able to do anything with the...

It's because I have to put this in here.And I have to do that.It's secret.Toothpaste counts as soap.We all know this.Okay, so now this is done.

Maybe I could just go.Can I just go?Can I just go?I would love to just go.Can I just go?Let's go!

Something hard that can serve as a key?What does that even mean?What do you mean something hard that can serve as a key?Must be something when the cop dies or something.Hey, why are you being so - Uh oh.Oh my god.

Hey, wait, something hard!A toothbrush!That could serve as a key, probably.Oh, whoops.Okay, I know how to do this now.Okay, I'm gonna do this.

I'm gonna close the door on you.Oh, no, you're done for.Oh, God.Do I grab it?Oh.What the - Oh, I've got it.

Okay.Do I throw this away here?Is this what I do?It seems like what I do.Damn it, that wasn't it.Okay, wait, hold on.

I need to build up some speed.We're gonna do this.I said we're gonna do this.Where are you?Where'd you go?AHH!

That wasn't supposed to happen.That wasn't supposed to happen.come on now.What are you doing?This is what we're gonna do.We're gonna go in here, and then we're gonna close that door now.

And I'm gonna look to see if I can grab this key.This should work.Yes.Yes!Okay, so now that I have this, crouch to build up my stamina so that I can get up.Oh shit!

He's running!Oh fuck, he's running!Oh god, he's running!He's so fast!Oh, but not fast enough.

Oh fuck.Oh god.Close.Yep.And then I'm gonna close.Build up my stam.

I'm going to close.I'm gonna fucking close.We're fucking closing.What the fuck?

But I why wouldn't it close?

Good thing I got a second chance right here.The punishment for dying is you have to sit through this fucking cutscene I'm assuming that I didn't get the body dump quite right because I oh unless I need to clean the body for some stupid reason Okay, duh -duh -duh.Try this again.I'm gonna go around need to get rid of all this filth dispose of body I don't even know what that means.Oh, fuck.Let's see if there's any more soap around.

Of course, yep.Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.Close this door, and then we're actually gonna close this door.Yes.No, fuck, why?Okay, that seems like it's cheating.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.Wait, let me get some speed.Mmm, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.Okay, I'm just gonna throw that there.It says dirty body.It really wants me to throw that away.

I almost am positive that that's what the...That seems so unfair.

Fuck what the fuck what the fuck?Whoa?Whoa get to fucking God?Why does it do that?

Why does it do that?

Give me that oh fuck well, okay?

Well, alright this - Oh no, is he stuck?Is he actually stuck?I think he - How did he get there?How'd you do that?Well, I got a bad feeling about this.Shit.

I don't wanna do it again.There's no point in doing this again.There's no point.It would very likely just break again.And that's - that's it.That's all there is to it.

Is this guy stuck again?How does this happen twice?

What?

Oh god.There he goes.Okay.Man.It would very likely just break again.Oh, we crashed.

Fuck it.No, uh -uh.All right, I did it.I tried really hard, but the game crashed.I really was gonna do it, but I'm not gonna do it anymore, cuz fuck that.

Thank you everybody so much for watching.

Let me know what you thought in the comments below.What a fun, silly game, but you know, it's great.Thank you.Thank you very much.And as always, I will see you in the next video.

Buh -bye!