Spookie Dookie

You best get you a fresh diaper on, Chad, because it's spooky dookie time, baby!

Yeah!

Woo! Yeah! Yeah. Ain't nothing like some spooky dookie time, huh, Jack? Ain't nothing like. You ever took a spooky dookie, Jack? Huh? You ever took a spooky dookie Jack, huh? You ever been in there taking a dookie and all of a sudden it's spooky in there?

Me too. Spooky dookie.

GG.

Oh, that's way better. Pre-fire the mouse sensitivity like this right here. Graphics. Ultra thanks to starfordsystems.com. Lock in. It's spooky dookie time. It better be good. It better be good with a name like that like expired chili.

But here you are. You've made a bold choice, entering a public gas station bathroom and fully committing to the process. Most people utter, you? You said, brave.

There's the toilet seat's not even down.

Now, let's talk progress. You'll notice a mirror to your right labeled dookie. Yes, really. This sophisticated tool tracks how close you are to a suede merciful relief. Reach the end, and theoretically, you're done. You leave, you move on. But beware, progress comes at a price. While you're focused on doing your business, you're distracted, making you exposed.

Then there's spooky, the red one, because nothing says relaxing bathroom experience like a stress gauge.

Right.

It fills when you're afraid when you're reckless when you are noticed notice what it fills you're done and that's not a good thing full spooky means full stop don't worry though things around here are just the usual stuff just muffled whispers scratching and occasionally things peering in the stall. What but you can handle that you're very brave That roll of toilet paper next to you. It's not just a hygiene product anymore. No here. It serves a higher purpose

Emotional therapy I just use some rolling it calms your nerves Why who knows maybe the soft gentle spiraling reminds you of your childhood?

Maybe it's enchanted. Let's not dwell on it. Give it a try.

Whee! I rolled it!

The longer you roll it, the more calming it becomes.

Oh, kinda. See? You have a limited amount of squares, so you might need to save those for the...

What kind of gas station are we in?

And now, your flashlight. Which is really just your phone. Yes, of course you've got your phone. Who poops without one in this modern age? What are you, a monk? Tap the screen, shine the light,

and watch as certain... anomalies flinch away.

I'm scared.

Some things don't like to be seen. Others? others well just be careful where you're pointed some entities get a bit testy and your battery since one has a phone battery lasted long just keep your eye on it so you don't end up being in the dark when you don't want to okay so recap poop with confidence and I just spooky with grass soothe your soul with the toilet paper and shine your light like your life depends on it, which arguably

it might. If the stall starts shaking, if he sees eyes in the vent, if the toilet paper whispers your birthday, ignore it. That's normal. Anyways, I enjoyed doing business

with you. Alright, so this is going to be like five nights at Freddy's except take a dump addition. I'm cool with that. Hold right click to dookie. Oh my goodness. Doing your dookie increases spooky. Press F for flashlight.

Shining your light helps drain spooky. Complete your dookie. Let's just hope it doesn't make any noise.

Ugh. Oh It is oh oh Oh, it just got real dark. Oh My goodness you gotta be kidding me. No, what kind of What kind of gas station are we in just go dookie, bro Okay, take a break, take a break, take a break. Okay, that's a decent

where'd my toilet paper go I can't do this I seriously This is the scariest game of the replay How do I get the spooky? This is insane.

Okay dookie time.

Lock in. I missed it. I'm going to Dukie again. I missed it. Oh.

No, no. Open up, open your eyes, open your eyes. Spooky Dukie.

Dukie. Where's my toilet paper? Who took my toilet paper? Who took my toilet paper? I'm going Duke again! Oh that was nasty! I hear a creature. I hear something.

Hello? Hello? Okay. What? What? Who was that?

I'm gonna go dookie again. Oh man.

The monster should be afraid of me at this point.

Hello?

Dude, you just know that there's going to be something that peers underneath the stall and it's going to be the worst thing we've ever seen. I just know it. Go again. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is actually so surprisingly well put together. This is good. Replace toilet paper installs.

Am I playing as the same person or am I like the employee that works at this gas station? That replaces it every night. So this is what the outside of the bathroom looks like that we're in. Oh my goodness, chat. Would you use the bathroom in here, bruh? If you absolutely had to?

Yo, Crave with the 20 gifted subs. Yo, chat, give me some W's for Crave with the 20 gifted subs. I appreciate that Crave. W Crave for real, seriously, thank you.

All right, let's replace the toilet paper.

What is this?

Jacob Woodner, reporting for duty.

This might wind up being the best game we've ever played.

We're at Palomino Station, assignment 717B.

Otherwise known as, we couldn't pay anyone else to do it.

I wasn't on the original list.

They said they needed someone clean. I thought they meant morally.

Turns out they meant legally untraceable.

The place has been shut down for a long time. I wasn't on the original list. They said they needed someone clean. I thought they meant morally. Turns out they meant legally untraceable. The place has been shut down since 97, but the padlocks are brand new. Still had that shiny, fresh from the warehouse smell. Inside the mess, broken tiles, broken lighting, broken dreams. Perfect. And the bathroom, it's not just like any bathroom. It's the kind that makes you wonder

if you should update your wheel before you unzip. Two weeks, that's what they tell me. Don't ask questions and get paid. Easy, totally normal.

Okay.

If this is what the bathroom looks like, I want to know what the rest of the gas station looks like. Can I go out here? What's that hanging from the ceiling? Just wires and just horrific stuff. Is this the stall that we were in?

There we go. One replaced. You know what I must say, though, for this place to be so bad, the toilets are surprisingly clean, like very clean to. OK. Three. Who's in there?

Uh, there's something going on in that last stall.

Let's let's Yeah, let's get out of here what is this Okay, yeah, let's leave Complete post night one. Okay. Night one done.

Night two, take a seat. Lock in.

Where's my friend?

I'm glad the light's on. Let's go ahead and go duke'm glad the light's on. Let's go ahead and go duke you while the light's on.

Okay, let's look.

The lights are off. You gotta be kidding me. Already?

They're already off?

Dude!

Okay, go dookie again. It's so nasty!

Oh my God!

That's so rancid! Okay, I'm gonna go back to the computer.

I'm gonna go back to the computer. I'm gonna go back to the computer.

I'm gonna go back to the computer.

I'm gonna go back to the computer. Oh my god, that's so rancid.

Oh my god.

Somebody clip that so I can get a better view of that face. Oh my goodness. I need to see what that face looked like.

Oh my goodness. Bruh!

That is creepy man.

Dude. Okay go dookie again. and That's so nasty.

Hold on, no.

All right.

Where'd her face at?

Oh. Oh, nah. Oh, nah. Oh Nah, oh nah. Oh That's horrible See at this point I just go outside and go take a dump in the parking lot. You got me messed up! Wee! Wee! I hear something.

I missed it. Go ahead. Okay.

We're almost half...

Please stop.

Please stop. Please stop. We're almost halfway on the dookie meter.

Okay.

All right, go dookie again. I can't do this.

I can't do this.

I can't do this. So when that part happens, do I gotta turn my light off maybe and I won't get jumpscared? Oh my goodness, please This is literally five nights at freddy's except you're taking a dump. I hear something.

I hear something. Please, please stop. Please stop. Please stop.

Please stop.

Seriously, please stop. You have, please stop, seriously please stop.

You have to stop, seriously stop. Quit, go away, there's somebody in here!

Stop!

Just finished a dookie. Arm, you missed it, clip it. I missed something? I missed something, what'd I miss? Yo, rip with the 10, W rip with the 10. I hear something. There is no arms.

Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop. Seriously, chat, where's the arm? Was that an arm? What was that arm doing? Somebody said the arm gives you toilet paper?

What?

It's gone. Dude, stop, please. Finish the dude.

He just finished it. Dude, stop, please. Finish the Duke.

You just finished it.

Power through. Night two, baby!

Woo! This game is good. I was not expecting this game to be this good, chat. No joke, W game. This is good. Pick up trash, zero of five.

Okay, so the others. Pick up trash 0 of 5. Okay so yeah there's... The bathroom extended? Is there going to be lore again? What? The bathroom extended?

Alright, let's just pick up the trash I guess. GG.

One... two. Okay. Three.

Okay.

Is somebody in here? Where's the last piece of trash at? Police? Where is it, police? Where? The other door?

What y'all talking about?

Am I tripping? This is too scary, I need to leave. Imagine being that scary!

Oh, more, shh, shh, shh, more, shh, more, shh, shh, more, shh, more.

Found a delivery marked custodial kit, repeatable. Sounds like a strange item. Only it came with a mop that smelled like bleach and trauma. I didn't order it. Nobody delivered it. It was just there. Inside the gloves, a name, Harold Eames.

Harold. Went missing in 95. Also last seen working a janitorial shift. Plot twist, it wasn't even this facility. Dispatch told me, and I quote, Log anomalies, do not engage. Anomalies? Buddy, I'm standing in a haunted truck stop bathroom, with haunted rubber gloves. I think we've passed the anomaly threshold.

Coffee with the five, thank you.

Oh, and the mop keeps showing up outside my stall. I haven't used it. It keeps repositioning itself. Honestly, I think it's judging me.

All right. Let's get out of here. What are the odds we get jump scared on the way out? Wow we actually made it. We're good. Night two.

Lock in chat night three take a seat Oh the lights okay lights are on dookie Town! That's so nasty. Big Dookie Session right there!

Please, please, please. Please. Okay, we're good. Chill out.

What is that? Stop! You are so creepy! Please stop peeping on me! Please stop!

Dookie? That is rancid. I missed it. What's happening? What's happening? There's too many noises! Please stop!

Please stop, please stop, please stop, please stop, seriously stop!

I missed. Please, please, I'm so scared. Type one if you're scared. That's good Dookie meter progression though.

No, not again, I'm begging you, please don't take my toilet paper from me. Please! Oh my God. I'm so nasty. Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.

What? Don't start. Stop playing.

Stop playing!

Hit it. I just hear screaming and agony in the distance. Please, finish the dookie. Oh my goodness investigate investigate what What Yeah, we in dookie heaven, bruh.

This is bad.

Oh my goodness, that- Oh my god.

Run, run, run. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm going even grabbing it

Night three

This game is absolute check. This is one of those instant classics that we've played.

Night 4. Night 4.

Lock in. Yo, I am confused with the 20 gifted subs. Yo, give me some W's for I am confused with the 20 gifted, Lord have mercy. W, I am confused, I appreciate that, thank you. Lock in, night four. Walk in night for

If I remember right a long long long long long time ago We played a horror game where you were taking a dump in a stall like this and it was like the same premise Do y'all remember that? Big session right here.

Big. I went too far.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh my goodness. Somebody, somebody literally had my door open. Huge toilet paper roll and it's gone. Yo I am confused with another 20 gifted W. I am confused with another 20 gifted. We're about to get jump scared get ready jump scare jump scare Oh i'm gonna need that toilet paper, why is it going up still? What just happened?

Was there something had the door open the whole time and I didn't even notice?

Start it quick. Start quick.

Dude, this game's scary, Chad. It's so scary.

That is rancid.

One more.

I've went too far. I'm good. Solid session.

We're good.

Chat, we're good. Everybody remain calm and just take a dookie, bruh. There was something in the vent. There was something in the vent. There was something in the vent.

Oh my goodness.

You got to be kidding me. There was something in the vent. I hear giant creature again

Please stop, please stop. I'm begging you. I'm scared roll roll What did he eat dude, I don't know Huge Huge. Huge. One more. Please, please, this is going good. Everybody relax. Type one if you're relaxed.

Everybody relax. Type one if you're relaxed, everybody relax.

Can I hear somebody breathing? Please stop. No. No. No. No. No. GG. We're almost there. Chat, we're almost there. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side.

I'm going to go to the other side.

I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side.

I'm going to go to the other side. There was something at the door. Why is spooky meter going up?

FINISH IT! Yes! Nope, you didn't get me buddy. Yes Nope you didn't get me buddy Why was it why was the meter still going up

Leave uh, I can't leave. Oh my goodness it is so dark. Ooh, ooh, ooh, shh, shh, shh, shh, lore. Classic customer service. Tried logging into the portal. Badge revoked. Password reset blocked. Apparently, I no longer exist in the system. Found a dusty logbook. Last entry? I assume that really means we're all screwed. Stalls are symmetrical.

Too symmetrical. Like someone designed this bathroom with strange geometry. Every time I leave the stall open, it closes itself slowly, deliberately, like it's shy.

What?

I think I'm not here to fix anything. I think I'm here to prove the stall can eat people now.

OK. How do I leave? Is the door open now? No, the door's still blocked.

Help!

I'm stuck in the bathroom!

Help!

What is this?

Nothing.

Okay.

Excuse me? what is this nothing okay

This is why I never use a public restroom? OMG.

Yeah. This is what happens when you use a public restroom. So when the singing starts, is that when we stop

This is stupid, this is stupid. Know when you stop walking the light automatically goes off. You gotta be fisting me. Mama?

Mama? Shh. Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? Mama? Shh. How do I know when I'm good to go? ♪♪

♪♪ Bro. Bro. Bro.

Bro.

Bro. Please. I'm glad that's over.

Oh my goodness, I'm glad that's over. Oh my goodness, I'm glad that's over. Last night! Night five! Lock in! Lock in.

Night 5. Just go off rip. I'm horrible. Oh, that's great. It's just the hand again. Nice. Love it! Who? You're kidding.

You're kidding. I'm panicking!

Thank you for the blessings, thank you.

I went too far.

Go away! How do you prevent that? It's listening, be silent to avoid the attention.

How are you supposed to be silent while you're taking the most monstrosity dump known to human history

ever?

Huge. Asshole. Huge. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. I'm gonna go ahead and get this.

I'm gonna go ahead and get this. Asshole.

Huge. Lock in.

Stay locked.

Gotcha.

Idiot.

That noise be killin' me, Chad.

Wait, this is going good. This is not going good, we're dead.

Oh, okay, that's great. I don't know how to help you, but okay. Why? Go. Go!

Go! Dude, are you serious with that one?

Huge. Huge. Who knocking? Who knocking? Stop knocking. Stop knocking.

Stop knocking. Stop knocking. Stop knocking. Stop knocking? Stop knocking. Stop knocking. Quit playing.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

Go.

I'm not going to play with you.

I'm not going to play with you.

I'm not going to play with you.

I'm not going to play with you. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Go.

I sold.

GG, Jack. No, my toilet paper. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No, my toilet paper, no, no, no! You can't take that from me. You can't take that from me.

Jump scare.

I fear there was nothing else I could have done there. Turn the light off, man. You're the dumbest person breathing oxygen. You have to- when the light is on, you literally lose the spooky action. Who you think you talking to? Talking about turn the light off, man. Shut up! Turn the light off, man. you better watch your mouth. Talk like I'm stupid or something. Won't you let me take a dump in peace? I'm gonna bet everybody in here. Restart.

This is a bad run. But I can salvage this. I can salvage this. I will. What is that, dude? What is that? Oh, it's you again.

Imagine that. Are you seriously coming back again? Are you serious? I'm serious. I'm just trying to take a duke ski up in here.

Ugh. That's so disgusting. I'm literally about to quit.

I'm literally about to quit. This is so stupid.

How come I got through all four nights first try and then this one's mission on Dookie Impossible. Are they serious? Shut up! Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I'm about to take a dump on livestream. Like I'm this close. Shut that kid up! I'm trying to it this time.

This is the run There is absolutely no reason for you to be here you're a disgusting loser and I hate you Just saw the worst comment I've ever read in my life. That's impossible to get. One more. Do I commit?

One bar.

GG. One bar GG

Toilet paper strike go stupid Stupid. Rolling like crazy. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. That's a crazy name. Thank you for the five gifted. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It truly, this is stupid. You're over here saying sold like I did anything to get killed. I literally went to take a dump and died.

I do that constantly.

I'm about to hold this for 20 straight seconds.

Watch me

I'm gonna knock half of the meter out right here. Y'all ready? You can't blame me for trying a new strat. Chat, you can't blame me for trying a new strat. I mean, come on. I had to try something. It was a new strat. I think I can do it for half of that time. Buy a laxative.

Imagine there was an in-game purchase of a laxative. I'd buy that. Like 99 cents, real life money.

Clean.

Off rip clean. Off-rip queen. Off-rip queen.

Who even uses public bathrooms like this? You'd be surprised. There will be a time in your life to where you have literally no option. And you will find yourself in a position to where no matter how rancid and disgusting the bathroom is, you'll wind up going. Because it's that's truly the reality. run so beautiful run so far yes I committed. I committed. I committed. I committed. So.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's taking the meter up?

One bar.

Dude, check this could be it. What was that clapping noise? We can do it. Lord have mercy. Flashlight's almost gone. And there goes the toilet paper. I can beat this.

Chad I can beat this. Chad, I can beat this now. Do y'all believe I can beat this? I can beat this, just believe in me. I can do this. I'm gonna be the first person in history to beat all five nights on Spooky Dooky. We gotta be more sparing with the flashlight, okay? Huge, one more. Huge start. During this noise I can't close my eyes right during that noise right there. Okay, go. and do that.

Thank you.

Spooky dookie! Two.

This is it. This is it. This is it.

Huge run. Huge run.

Huge run.

Huge run, huge run, huge run, huge run.

Head on the head system and then turn this series of sure. Okay. Cool it is where another 10 W cool it is where another 10 Thank you.

Please stop. Please stop. Thank you. Toilet paper running low. Toilet paper running low. It's okay. No. Mine. This is not a game, there is a mystery in your heart.

No, mine.

Come here.

Portal with the five, thank you.

Big glitch. Not like this. Oh. Yes! Yes! Yes! Woo! That's what I'm talking about baby! Let's go! It's too easy! I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. Oh That's too easy Oh

Oh Bonnie an event, oh it appears that the hard part has just begun Type one if you're proud of your boy you do we just chat we just shared a sentimental moment together. We just had About a over an hour long dookie session together and you know what? I think it's brought us all closer That's a good thing. What'd you do last night? You know, I just, I took a dump for an hour. Did I go the right way immediately? Y'all know my trick.

Y'all know the backrooms method, always stay left. Speaking of backrooms, when is the next big backrooms game coming out? Like, hello? How long I gotta wait? I'm tired of waiting.

That's why the always stay left strat always works. We're in dookie Heaven for real?

Hello? We really went to Dookie Heaven! The radio!

Is this a padded room?

It's been years. I've moved three states away, changed jobs twice. I don't even stop for gas anymore unless it's daylight. I saw something in there. Not just with my eyes, it, it got into me, into my head. For weeks after, I'd still hear

that stalled door creaking open.

Ah, thanks.

Even when I was alone, whatever that place was, it didn't wanna be fixed, and I shouldn't have been there. Nobody should have

That was a masterpiece That was so good that that's got to be an instant classic I Was here the night that we played spooky dookie on stream chat I was here. I got a little bit aggravated on the last night Because I kept getting dookie down but that was actually like a really good game. That was like legitimate cinema It was like a five nights at Freddy's style game, but it was it was just good. They did great on it. Hey W-game great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey

Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

I love it, all right? Peace out, y'all. Peace out, y'all.

Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo.