Spotify devs don't write code anymore

Have you heard that Spotify's best developers haven't written a single line of code since December? Oh yeah, that article's about me. You're Spotify's best developer?

Yep.

And you haven't written a single line of code since December?

Nope.

Weren't you in Bali all of January? So? I can prompt from Bali. Okay, well I noticed the play button is five pixels off in your app. Can you fix that? Of course, watch. This is off by five. Now it's purple. Okay, one second. Fix the position by five. Now it's at the top of the screen.

Okay, just give me a second. Why can't you just manually fix it? It would be a one character change, right? It would be a one character change, right? Because that wouldn't be cool!