Still Wearing My Shoes... Just Not My Heels 👠😂 #meme

I'm just gonna write down your height.5 '6". Oh, wait, I'm wearing heels. Can you take off the heels, please? 5 '1".

I'm still wearing my shoes, just not my heels.They're disposable heels.

Okay, can you take off the shoes?4 '11". And my socks have heels. They're sock leathers. No socks. 4 '7".

And I'm standing on my tippy toes.

Why?

Because my feet are stuck that way.I haven't now worn heels since I was 11.

Would you just try?4, 3.

I'm sure my hat has a few inches.

Lose the hat.Why is there a heel on your head?

It's a spare.God forbid I break down in the middle of no -ho.

Take it off.4, 1.

I'm standing on my purse.

Why are you standing on your purse?

Um, because I'm in a jail.I'm surrounded by criminals and I don't want anyone stealing it.