Stranded Island Survival Simulator

How's it going, Dazzlers?As you can see from the ancient device on my head, I will upgrade to a more modern VR headset.I promise.But for now, it does the job, all right?Stop coming at me for it.It is really heavy, though.

We are back!We've another simulation game, a VR simulator.It's probably your favourite ones out of the simulation series.And we're here with a survival simulator.Not just any survival simulator, okay?Has the potential to be a new series.

Bootstrap Island.You're a pirate.You're stranded.That's all I know.Apparently there's so much more to this game than meets the eye.Alright, let's see what this game's all about.

The single survivor of a shipwreck.Who's that?

Oh!Oh!

Woah.Is that my ship?Doesn't look wrecked.Oh wow, this is nice.There are worse things to be stranded on.

Woah, look at that volcano.

Can we go over there?Alright.There's a chest.Can I open the chest?

Lock.Blast!I must open this chasm of doom, for I am a pirate.This is actually like beautiful for a VR game.Wood.Ha ha ha.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck a wood?Or something like that.Right, ready?I'm gonna get in this case if it kills me.Hyah!Shit.

Somehow, I don't think it's working.

Do I loosen it?No!DAMMIT!First things first, I need to get food.Right?If I'm gonna survive this, I'm gonna need to get some - some berries or some shit.

Okay, coconuts!That's - that's always good.

I really don't like the narrator.

Okay.Well, I need water, so, surely, I can just...Oh, wait!Oh my god, it worked!I did something right!This is actually, like, legit.

I'm gonna get a little fire thing going here.Give me the nut.Give me the nut.Hold on.I guarantee you it is not this easy in real life.

Damn it!

I'm gonna starve.It's official.Get this one off.There we go.Alright.A nut!

Ha ha ha ha!Can I like, bust it on here?Look, it actually filled up my thing.Can I also eat it?Oh yeah.Nummy.

Nummy nummy.And now look, look.Now, I've made a bra.Ha ha ha!Who is the man in my head?I don't like him.

Right, I'm gonna get a little collection of things going here.This also needs to go in my mouth.There we go, see?And now I've got bowls.See this?Bowls.

You need bowls in life.Another coconut over here.I can't just spend all my time now doing coconuts.I've got to survive.What is that?Ahoy there, driftwood.

Is that a bench?Why is there a bench?I need a place to sit.

It's heavy.It's really heavy.

God, it's soaking.Let me put it in the...That's not going to do, is it?No, for fuck's sake.Just be a bench.There we go.

Oh, God Almighty, Lord above me.If I can't even put a bench up, I'm screwed.No!Come on!

I've got some coconut shit.I'm ready.

Now what?This must all be from the shipwreck.Dude, if that volcano explodes, I think you can actually get to all the other islands as well.What's that?That's a barrel.That's another bench.

I've got so much seating and no friends.There's also something on that other island over there.All right, let me get in here.Right, barrel.Ooh, that's the rum.Please tell me this is wrong.

Got a barrel and a bench.

I unplugged this.

Finger in a barrel.You attempted to banish all notions of misery from your head.

I was just fingering a barrel.What are you talking about?How do I get it?How do I get that out?Maybe it works like the coconuts.My trusty rock came off my shoulder.

How do I get it open?Right.now is that they wouldn't give us barrels if i couldn't get inside of it why am i just figuring it bro what's going on all right barrels are a little bit hard at the moment um i am getting a bit dehydrated so i should have another drink if i run out of coconuts though can i just can i climb the tree and get some more i really hope i can is it i need to see the only thing that works is my rock over here there we go This is all great, fire kindling this.See, we're getting better.We're getting so much better.Okay, now, I wanna try and keep this so it doesn't, like, you know, spill everywhere.

Here we go, water.Sweet, glorious water.All right, I'm having a snack.Done.All right, my vitals are going well.This is going well!

That's my ship, is it?I wonder what happened.We probably came, like, too close to shore.Look, there's, like, stuff everywhere from my ship that I'm gonna be able to, like, gather and bring to my island.But eventually, I'm gonna have to go over there, right?What's that massive tree over there?

That seems like an indicator I should go.

What?

Condition?What's wrong with me?

Don't start!Don't give me, like, crap!

Oh man, the sun is going down.I am gonna have to start a fire.Right, I remember how to do it from the tutorial.I just need wood and shit.So that, you need two of these, right?If I get another one of these rock, then I can start a fire.

together and make a fire.

Do it here because this is what I've picked.

I might be able to bust that lock open with a rock.There's gotta be some way.Can I also pick the chest up and drag it with me?Nope, can't, it's too heavy.All right, gotta look around the island.I should have prepared for all this.

Oh yeah, there's nuts everywhere.That I need, okay, because that starts the fire.And there is another rock.I'm doing good.Bit worried about that island though.Okay, I now need to like make a fire.

Um, so, I need to get wood.Okay, so there's - there's the two bits of, um, shit, right?What is that?What is that?No.The fuck is that?

Is that a dog?

Why is there a dog on my island?!

I need to do something quick.I need to get a fire.Very quick.There, I did it.Look, I did it, see?How many of them are there?

Oh my god, there's loads.Be gone.BE GONE!I'm actually going to die.I'm actually gonna die.I didn't have this fire going, I don't - Oh shit, I'm burning myself!

Sons of the devil!

Can I burn the - Can I burn the barrel?Heating up some wine?I don't know.What is going on?I SAY!Oh god, they're circling in.

Where's my fire gone?Set fire to all this shit.What if this goes out?What am I gonna do?God, Jesus Christ.I'm just trying to survive.

Here we go, look at that.Yeah, we'll get out.

I don't know.

I don't know, bro.Like, I need - I need to get inside of that - that lock.I need to bust it open.

If I get, like, a rock.

All right, we survived the the dogs of doom I don't know what that was all about no mountain spoke.Why is everything against me?I gotta get off this island right now.

What do you know?

What do you know?What come on?Oh my god, can you just open the fucking...Oh, that's what I'm talking about!

Guns and shit!Holding that pistol, you felt like you had a chance.

Yeah, to blow my brains out, like my brother.Can I not, like, fashion a belt or something?There we go.Right, it's ready.I'm loaded.I've gotta bring this over to my barrel.

When the dogs come back, I'm gonna shoot some canines.Oh, my fire's nearly burnt out.That's nice.But I'm doing well, aren't I?Can I not just, like, equip this to me?Let's try it.

That hurt.Shit.All right, I've got my gun.Probably gonna end up shooting myself a bit, if I'm honest.And I've got my stuff.I am officially on the way.

I should probably load this gun, just in case anything does...I think if you load it too much, it can, like, blow up.There we go.Right, now that is ready and armed.I'm gonna leave it there.Okay.

Now, what am I - what am I looking like?Oh, I do need a drink.This is a problem.Okay.I'm out - I'm now becoming a pro at this.I should bring my gun and that with me, but I don't know how to, like, store things.

Probably get off this island.That might be a good bet.Okay.I gotta bring my gun and that with me. I don't really know if I can, like, equip it, or...Right.Well, I can't carry anything.

Um, I gotta get off this island.I gotta start making - Try to maintain a clear head and think ahead.You need to get out of my head is what you need to do.So I'm going to take my pistol with one shot.It's all I've got.just in case I need it.

And I'm gonna go to the mountain.

Ahoy!

Now, if I get my gun wet, is that gonna be an issue?It probably is.Is that a fish?Wait, now, I don't know how people go fishing when they're on their own with a gun, but I know what I'm gonna do.Oh, look, I found Nemo.Maybe I can just, like, without disturbing the water too much, here in the exotics of the blue Bahamas lies Nemo.

A dead fucking fish.Well that's gone.

Is it me?AH!AH!Something!I shot a fish in the face!Oh wow.

Can I eat him?I'm making out of it.Why am I making out of it?I need to cook it.I need to cook it!And then we can go to the island.

I just need some food.Bam!I did this.

I did this!Oh fuck I just bit him whole.

Can I eat him raw?

Guess so.YES!I do need some water though.It's getting a bit grim now.Right, I'm gonna get this coconut and then I'm going to the island.I've used my last shot by shooting a fucking fish.

I drunk both of it.I drunk both of it.That sun is going down, I think.I don't know.Well, there's the rest of my fish.You never know.

Right, one more night on this island and then I'm off.Need to build a fire.

Alright, my little island!is coming leaps and bounds.

What the fuck is that?What is that?Wait, it's a coconut that's floating away.That's like free water.I'm gonna stay on this island for another night before I head to the mainland.But I do have to get some shit together.

I don't know.

I feel like these are questions you're asking, my friend, and not me. I don't - I don't need this shit in my life right now.

Right, I need to get a fire going, because if those dogs come back, I'm screwed.And I'm also gonna need, like, some bits of wood and stuff, but I can use... basically this.Hold on, my controller is...So if I put all this coconut ripping down, I can - If I can actually do it!It's actually - It's, like, so good, like, how the mechanics work.

After surviving on a real island...True.Alright, that's the - What in the fuck is that?

Saw, bro!

What is that?

Nah, mate.

Not today!Is that like a Komodo dragon?

Nah.I don't have much.I don't have much fire.Shit.Is this gonna keep me going through the night?Fuck!

Nah, mate.You need to go away.I've got a coconut.Put that down there.See if this will set on fire.I don't know.

Shit.Oh, it's night time now.This is all I've got.This is all I've got.

Oh shit!What is that?I can't see!

I can't see!No, the fire's gone, I'm fucked.I'm in darkness.There's the mountain.

No, something's eating me, I can't see shit!

Wait, they can swim, can't they?Shit, I had a pole here.

God!

Am I dead?

By darkness?No, it weren't darkness, it was a seven foot lizard!I lasted two days.No, I can't, I can't go out like that.I cannot go out like that!Yeah, I unlock stuff on the third day.

Right, here we go.We're gonna try this again with the new skills we've acquired.I'm going to build a camp that will get me through the first couple of nights, and then we're gonna go to the island.I will survive.I will complete this game.Here we are.

Same island, different day.No time to lose.Mount...I'm going to call that...Mount Linda.Right, let's go.

I need to find shit.So this is...I'm gonna need that to battle off things.Right, let's just get everything in what - let's just go around and just get as much as we can.Wood, coconuts, bits of shit.

What is that?Oh, that's a bit of a - yeah, I need that to start the fire.We didn't start the fire.Fire started and we don't know how it started cause dad started a fire.He's got flint and barrels and he's gonna open that chest in a minute.That's the other thing, I'm gonna get the shot ready so I can kill lizards.

Imagine if I could skin a lizard.drink hidden inside please shut up you're very distracting see this is this is the haste that i needed to be making when i first started but i didn't do it i was too busy looking at my surroundings like what else is in here there's a barrel down there i still don't knowhow to open the barrels.There's my bench.We can't not have a bench, alright?The only thing is the benches don't really coordinate with me well.

There you go, see?I can sit there, look at the fucking view.Done.I need some more shit.I do wonder if I can make it to my ship.I know you can go around this whole island.

No, I need more, I need more wood.What if I could, like, light a barrel on fire?

Yeah, no shit.

Alright, you know, there's no need to get dead.Sir?Sir?He's been distracted already.Should I get him?Get him?

Right, should I get him?Oh yeah, he's dead.Come on!God, I really hate to do this.I need to get him from his arms and drag him up.Sir!

Come on!How's he doing?Oh yeah.Oh yeah.Should I check his po - Oh shit!Just grabbed his chin.

Are you okay?Are you alright?Wake up!Do you have anything on you?A wallet or a Spotify playlist.Oh, look at that foot.

That is a dead foot.Dead as shit.Well, maybe if I leave him - leave him here can I maybe if I drag him then the beasts at night they will eat him and not me come on come with me Frank no Frank come on you gotta you gotta move I need you to grab his arse grab his arse there we go it looks very weird what I'm doing right nowbut I promise I'm just dragging him.I am just dragging him.I am not doing what it looks like.

Why can't I hold him?Fine, Frank, stay there!I don't give a shit.Distracting me anyway.Right, I've got to get a fire at least ready.So I'm going to open all these coconuts and then Bob is your uncle.

The land itself flay you alive.

Can you stop for one minute, please?You Morgan Freeman wannabe.Okay, I'm gonna do all this.Quite a peaceful game, if it wasn't for like the little bits of stress that you get.See, look at this.This fire is gonna be amazing.

You just watch.There we go, we've got two coconuts now.See, all ready.I am running out of drinking water.This is gonna be my baton for scaring off beasties.Put that in there, I want it all nice and heat.

There we go.Look at that.That's brilliant.Everything's so much more satisfying.I do also need to get another rock.Then, we have like a nice little bonfire going.

I need to get another rock ready, and then I'll be ready for the night.And then we can spend the rest of the day plotting our next move.

You are unable to keep your dead shipmates from your thoughts.

Well, no wonder, yeah, because Kevin's on the beach!Right, there we go.I've got everything to make a fire.Okay, I've got loads of wood.There you go.See?

Fire.Sorted.Come on, Kevin!It won't be long now, okay?Just stay with me. I'll bring you by the fire.You might come back to life, you might not.

Why are you so heavy?

Well, he's here, and you know, he might serve as a distraction for the animals.come out at night.They might eat him and not me.At least it's some, like, you know, company.The sun is going down now.I'm also gonna need to get my gun out of that chest.

Alright, the sun is going down.Well, I'm gonna leave in a minute, but I need to get ready.Stuff's making noise now.I need to get prepared.Right, I've got my rocks ready.I'm ready for night.

Unless you wish to die, Doc.

There we go, look at that.See?Brilliant.See, look at that.That is a brilliant fire.That is.

Kevin, stay with me.We're gonna be fine.

Split -ups of Satan!There we go, yeah, stay over there.

Some shit now.This is some shit now.Away.Get away!I can hear them all around me. I'm getting off this island.First thing in the morning, I'm leaving this island.

Oh, I can see their eyes.Oh, shit.

Go!

Oh, there's only one log left.There's only one log left.Do they really burn out that quick?This ain't good.This ain't good, Kevin!Let's get this on the fire to keep something alight.

God, what am I doing?

There you go, that's also caught on fire.It's so beautiful, but I can't really look right now.

Get outta here!

Leave Kevin alone!Shit, they're getting closer.I may need to get this coconut.If I could just keep it burning, I might get through the night.What's it gonna be like when I get onto the main jungle?I'm leaving in the morning, nothing's stopping me.

Yes!Brilliant, so wood.

God, okay, so the wood burns so much longer.

Oh, Mount Linda!I offer you this coconut!Please don't kill me, Mount Linda.

All right, we're going on the way.We're going to the mainland.We're going to the mainland.Let's go.It's a shame though, because I've got such a nice fire going.I could break that open quick and then load it.

And then at least I've got a pistol shot.That's probably a really good idea.Kevin, I'm sorry.I've got to leave you.You didn't make it, mate.Give me that.

Get open.Sorry, Kevin.Oh, that's not a, that's not a, wow.Alright, I'm not going to light it yet.We're going to take it with us though.I don't have any way of having any inventory at the moment.

Right, there's another chest over there.Let's go.Let's just do it.Let's get off this island.Alright.Luckily, the shallows are here and I'm not out in the waves.

I think if I go out there, I'll probably drown.Look at it.It's all interactive.It's actually really immersive.Alright, second island, guys.Another chest.

Do I have a rock?Oh!

An exotic egg adorned with the most patent.

Yeah, why, what is that?I've never seen a bird egg like that.

Oh, I felt like I could actually find an egg.Look at that!

Stroking it, I'm stroking the yolk.I'm whisking an egg on this fucking island.No!Oh, there you go.Um, right, I gotta find - I gotta get into this chest because there's some - I gotta - I gotta look in this chest.I can't leave without going in this chest.

Oh, shit.Um, are there any rocks around here?Any rocks?Do I have to go - Oh, I have to go back to that island now.See how distracted you can get in this game?You can actually look under the water and actually see fish.

That's pretty sick.I don't even know how the barrels are opened.I gotta get - I gotta get moving because if it gets dark and I don't have a fire, I'm going to be screwed.Mount Linda looks pissed.Not gonna lie.I wonder if it is going to erupt at some point in the game, and then I'm going to be screwed.

I've also found that you can contact indigenous tribes on this island.That is just a rumor, though.Oh, okay.I mean, I'd rather have the torch, if I'm honest.I can't carry it.Can't carry it.

But I know it's here if I need it.Right.To the main island!

Don't step on a rockfish, Daz.There's not...

Wait, what do you mean I can get up there maybe and like, look for help?That would be sick.but I don't have time I got to get onto the main island.There's fish everywhere man.There's benches everywhere as well.I'm not short of benches I've also got to see if I can get into these barrels because if there's like wine in them That would be amazing.

Come with me.Floating on a barrel.I'm using it as a flotation device because I'm smart I'm intelligent.Oh, there's other stuff washed up here as well.Alright, this is the main island.Is that a little cave?

No, it's not.There's gotta be caves in this game.Right, okay.I have made it onto the mainland.I don't see any animals or anything.I should be fine.

Right, let's get a fire together.Chest over there.Let's build it over here.All I need to do really now is, because I have this torch, all I need to do now is basically have something that I can spark on it, and then I'm done.Day two on this island.I have a stick and a torch.

I have defense from the wind.I have a chest yet to be opened.I have a coconutty.I'm actually starting to feel quite alone.This, um, game is doing a very good job of, um, kicking me while I'm down.I feel very lonely.

There might be something that can help us in the night to come.

Come on!

Oh my god, what?

Wow.

I'm so rich I've got nowhere to spend it!Oh, look at these pirate doubloons.Ah!I can't even use them!Wait, maybe if there's a tribe I could just, like, I can offer him this.I don't know, there's gotta be a reason for this treasure.

But I can't use it here.Okay, gotta like get a few more bits of wood.wood because that Sun is now high in the sky it's not gonna be long until it goes down.I just need enough wood to get me through the night and also I'm gonna need another coconut because I'm now running a bit low on shit.Oh I've got two.

I actually managed to eat two.That's brilliant.The Chinese sailor once told me that in moments of danger The only way is to move forward.

I am moving forward, but I'm being strategic, you bellend.I need to get, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to light it without a little bit of this stuff.Well, you know, let me sort of, there you go, that is brilliant, that is, that is the best fire I've built in this game so far.All right, I'm ready, I've also got my torch over there.Do you wonder if we can make a raft to get out to our ship?That would be sick.

Okay, I'm just waiting for the sun to go down before I light this fire, because I don't want Don't want it to burn out before the night's gone.That makes sense.Okay, here they come.Shit.

Oh my god, is that a warthog?

Light the torch now.Light the torch now.Back.

The size of it!Holy crap.

That is enormous, bro.Enormous.I wonder if I can hunt that, because I know that we can craft, like, bows and shit.If I can get a bit of hog on the fire, I'm sorted.Get back.Back, I say!

You large bacon!Oh, there's two of them, I'm fucked.That is a massive bit of wood, so hopefully, I should be alright throughout the night.Um...me?Please?

Stop talking.Oh my god, are they gonna charge me?I should be fine.I can see their eyes.Yeah, I think we'll be fine.Oh, there's three of them.

Man, if you don't have a fire, you are screwed.Oh my god, they're getting closer.They're getting closer.

Oh my god!Fuck off!Whoa!Back off, Pumba!Fuck off.I'm not messing around, alright?

I have a flame!

Whispery flame!Buying out 24.Back off!I command you!I'm gonna steal all your babies and make a ham sandwich!That's what I'm gonna do!

Back off!No, there's so many, bro.There's so many.Back off!

Away!Away!My god, the size of its tusks!The size of my fucking leg, bro!Away!

I wasn't shit myself in the night.

Taking the torch with me, because it is invaluable.

Right, we're moving further inland.We're getting - We're getting off the coast.

We're gonna see where we're at.We should probably look in here.Okay, one second, let me - Raining down ash.Okay, let me go get my rock.I'm gonna bust open that thing.All right, we'll open this chest, and we're gonna go inland, I think.

We could stay to the coast, but I definitely will need some more coconuts.That is a given.Okay, ah, no, no, it's another gun.Oh, wait, that's now done.Shit, I may as well take it.Okay, I'm gonna load it.

I could kill a pig.If I could kill a pig, then I'm all as well.I'm ready to either kill myself or kill something.I've gotta get inland, and then I've gotta do the same again.I've gotta like, get a fire going, and then I've gotta like, just make sure that's done by night, but I could use a water source.Not gonna lie.

I do need to get a coconut, because my water is going down.Or at least like a lake, or something.Wow, that's a big boy.Part of my ship.

You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner.

You're in one!I need to find coconuts now, please, because I'm running out of water.Why, how did my ship get in this far?

You wandered away from the wreck, deeper into the mysteries.Yeah, did that.

That was me.Everything is well.Rest my gun down here.Is this a rock?Oh, it's mud.

Why can't I crack it on that?

Oh, it's raining.Wait, maybe I can capture some water.Oh, look.I think it's capturing water.Look.Look at that.

Oh, wow.Look at my water's going up.This is amazing.Look at that.It actually captures water for you.That's so sick.

But I'll just leave those there then to capture some water for me.Like, look at that.It actually gathers in the right part of the...That is brilliant.Right, I'm gonna leave that there.Okay.

And I probably should look at making camp soon.My gun's over here.Wait, what's that?

Is that a crab?

Oh, dude.Come here.A crab!Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Come here, come here.Come here.

This game is mental.Absolutely mental.I've got food.Can I, like...I've got to cook him on the fire, right?We've got to get a fire going for the Krabby Krab.

I've got to get that going if the rain keeps going, though.I did just think of that.There we go.

We've got a dead crab.It was hard to plan a route without a lofty vantage point.

He keeps telling me to get high.Right, there we go.Right, let's get out of here.I think I might die because I don't have any way of starting a fire.Nothing.There's just so much rain though.

That's the problem.I might have to just risk it and try it.Okay, it's stopping.I need two, I need two of everything.Give me this, give me this.Hopefully the game's not too realistic and it will actually let me.

Well, we're making our way through guys.We're making our way to the mountain.Like, need to do now.That's really grim.Put that on there.Right, I'm gonna rest our crab.

Strangely, you felt a tinge of courage when pondering the hardships ahead.

Well, look, just let me narrate my own story, please.Put my gun over there so it doesn't get on fire.Okay, look, crab burning.I'm cooking crab tonight.It's happening.Some more sticks for the night ahead.

Can I get in?

I just ate a crab.

Okay, here we go.I'm going now, now.Now the night is kicking in.I need my gun and I need some, I need a bit of firewood.

Oh, what the fuck?

The setting sun awoke the beasts with bloodlust.

Oh, thank you.I was gonna climb a rock as well.

And now, now I am doomed.Now I am actually doomed.Get low to the ground.Low to the ground.Maybe shoot one and get that bad meat, but then I'll get rabies.And you'll be fine, Daz.

Oh my god!

Away!

That did nothing!Shit.Now I'm actually doomed.Stay close to this fire, and I should be fine.

God.Oh my god.

Yeah, this is it.I can feel it.No, I'm alright.I'm okay.

Get away!They're all around me!Oh my god.Just stay near the flames.We'll be fine.Come on.

Get away!

Oh my god.Oh, there he is.

Oh my god.Shit, they're all around me.AROUND ME!AHH!FUCK YOU!BAD ALIVE!

Oh, this is mental, bro!Island is this!Oh no!

Jesus Christ!

I gotta go, it's insane!I gotta keep going, man.

Thank you, Mount Linda!

Let's get to Advantage Day 4.I gotta get up high.Somewhere, somewhere high.And that way I can kinda like, plot a course.No?Isn't it, Mr. Krabs?

It is. I do like the sunshine, which makes me nice and warm.It's official, island fever is kicking in.I'm talking to a crab on a stick.Pretty sure there's a way to open the crab.Flies.Maybe, can I get up these rocks?

Don't eat a raw crab.

This little fella was no good without cooking.

Sure thing.Coconut break!Oh shit.Getting really good at this, and I keep this just in case it stops, starts raining again.Through to a clearing now.Plenty of materials around here, but I need a vantage point, and that's where I need to make my way to.

I need to make my way to a high point.I'm gonna get up here, see what I can see, see what I can do.See, I can't climb.What is that?Oh, I thought it was like a fruit or something.Well, this is taking me up higher, so it should give me some sort of good vantage point.

Maybe I need like a better view, like I need...Woah, what are you?

Curious fruit.Hopefully safe to consume.Only one way to find out.Sweet, tropical taste.You couldn't stop eating it.You don't have to tell me twice.

Morgan Freeman wannabe.Look at me.Look at me. I'm on an island, right, in the sun.I'm eating testicle shaped fruit.What could be better?I don't know if I want to go home.

If I could build like a shelter, like maybe it would be like more doable in the night.

No, no, no!I'm actually quite happy!

As I'm eating my delicious fruit, I can't really get up there.Without any climbing mechanics, I'm kind of screwed.

This time, I'm not gonna drop it.Never before had you beheld a nest egg of such singular design.

Not really sure if I should go back to the coast or not.I just, I don't know.Tidy this up a bit more, shall we?Because it has to be aesthetically pleasing for me to have a fire.

It seemed prudent to climb to a higher perch while your body still had strength.

You're telling me that I gotta get to higher ground.Okay, now I'm in trouble because I haven't even lit my fire and I'm fucking miles away.I got too ambitious.

There was something more than doubtless unfurling.What was that, bro?

Really not liking that noise.Really not liking what that noise is. I don't know what that is.What is that?I don't know what that is.Oh wait, I think it's the lizard.Oh my God, bro.

Whoa!Whoa!Oh shit!

That's insane.

Whoa!

God, I actually might think I die.I think I die tonight.Nah, there's too many of them.I'm actually gonna die.

OH SHIT!Woah!Woah no!Come on!Kuna matata!I need weapons, I need some shit!

I need some shit right now!Take it, take it as advice, I'm getting up high.First thing I get.First chance I get, bro!

Getting up high!

Yeah, they damn well do.

So do I. Bottle or not, craft it.

I gotta go, man. I gotta get to that mountain before I die.Through here, mess with all these animals at night.And stop getting sidetracked.What is this?Um plants that gather water.I think they gather water.

Raining.I'm coming out Linda.So I can also like craft like equipment like bottle, knife, but I don't know like bow and arrows, guns.but I just, I can't seem to get there at the moment.I'm getting closer to this massive tree that's kind of like been beckoning me this whole time.Kind of reminds me of Home Tree from Avatar.

Whoa, dude, can't get up there, but I'm gonna try.There are coconuts up there, but I can't get them.Climb either.Let's try and go around the mountain.That might work.I think that's a good idea.

So now I need to, Start thinking about finding a coconut.I'm just in the jungle.I don't think I can get out of here.Let's go towards that mountain.That might offer me better salvation.Whoa, whoa, shit.

Okay, and we got a river down there.Wait, is that a rope?

Though precious, the water was better in moderation.

Oh my God.Okay, pathway to the mountain begins now.