STREAMER GAMES 2025 DAY 2 !AT&T

We will see. There's also another swap that's worth addressing. Vanilla unfortunately could not be here today. Maybe she'll be here later, we'll see. But for now, Yugi is going to be joining Team Vanilla hoping to get top four today and make it to the pentathlon.

Those are your two updates. But the other thing we should go over, Chet, is our standings, our leaderboard. So let me kick it over right now to Slime and to Nut, our casters, to talk about what happened yesterday before we get to our first event.

It's a hot day out on the field, way hotter than yesterday. And yes, we are going to look at the standings. I am Slime. This is Nut.

And we're back we are back I am sweaty but I feel like a million dollars

not got here way early because he didn't read the chat that told us when to get here so he's kind of been just milling around the field for three hours yeah I sorry I didn't know this was school and I had to read before coming so apparently it was my fault that's on us but're going to pull up the standings pretty soon. It is crazy and unbelievable to see Jacksepticeye pulled from a lethal, lethal diarrhea

episode to live. What are you flipping me off for?

That's what happened to you.

He's flipping us off. He's bending over. It was a funny joke, but I'm worried for him because if he does that too much, some might leak out. But anyways, we're looking at the leaderboard right now. Team Jason is in the lead,

just barely holding on to it, though. Team Jack is in second with 37. And then Team Emily, not far behind, with 33 points. Rounding out the top three.

And you see the run here, and the highest gap, or sorry, the longest range is 12 points with Team Fuseli in the rear here, with actually a great, very controversial gymnastics round. I don't know if you were on the internet yesterday night, but there was, people were mad at each other.

People were mad, particularly at us.

No, no, Lily's dog.

Well, us for liking Lily's dog. Ah yes. They did not like that we gave Lily's dog such a high score and in our defense some of the best gymnastics I've ever seen in my life. The dog did better gymnastics than the human beings. You know like I'm sorry my fault I guess. But yeah, please take all that weird, lonely energy and just direct it toward Lily's dog.

No, I'm just kidding.

Not Lily or any of the performers in particular. Let's be kind to everyone. But the dog is on the table.

Obviously the biggest problem.

He can't read gymnast. I mean hey

gymnastics was just such a

Treat to be able to judge all all of those it was a tree and in our defense We weren't even supposed to be the judges m.r. Was supposed to be here But unfortunately his schedule was simply too booked. He just couldn't make it in time Yeah, we do have some other guests and judges who will be making appearances on the broadcast later.

Are we allowed to leave?

We'll look forward to.

No, we should.

Only Jack can, which he did yesterday. That's right. He is here today, though, so that should not be an issue for him. Oh, look at that sign behind you.

It says, I'm Jacket.

I'm Jacket. I'm Jackin' it. Oh.

Oh, is that what it says?

Yes.

I don't know what that means.

It's interesting because I look back at them, they're not even doing that. They're liars.

Don't encourage them.

I'm not encouraging them. I'm saying if you're going to make a sign, it should at least be true. But don't do that. The next thing that's coming up, the first thing we have today is archery, which is actually... Let me just make sure I'm right. It is archery. And that is... I did this recently way harder than you think. A lot of these streamers, they actually had a little bit of time to learn the safety stuff beforehand. Actually, some people, you're not allowed to be back there. We're really trying not to have one of these fly into somebody's head. But we are gonna fly over to Ludd on the field and get right into our next event, which is archery.

All right, y'all, let's kick it off. We have one more event today to do than yesterday, so today might be slightly longer. Of course, that is our pentathlon event, the event that will determine the winner. People have been asking for secrets about the pentathlon.

I haven't leaked any of them. But I'm going to leak one right now. It's actually six events, which I have learned is too many for a Pentathlon. That's all I got. Anyway, let's kick it off with our first one, y'all. We have archery, a first for streamer games.

We are going to have eight contestants come up. and they're all going to shoot a hot bow and arrow, a lethal weapon. So for this we're being very safe, we're locking down, wait I shouldn't say locking down, this is cool. We are, we're shutting down portions of them for the hot, what the fuck are you doing?

I'm ready bro.

Basically the way it's going to work is we have eight contestants come up, four are gonna shoot at a time. They will take four shots at that target over there. We will add up the top three scores, because I'm guessing that everybody's gonna miss the target at least once. And then whoever gets the lowest score of the eight is eliminated.

We're gonna do that until we have four people left. Then you're gonna see the final four up here. They're gonna shoot five shots. We're gonna count the top four of those shots. And then whoever has the highest score wins. Does that make sense, everybody? Okay, good to hear.

Good to know. Let's talk to our first four competitors, starting with Team Vanilla's Cutie Cinderella.

Hello, hello, hello.

What's the archery experience?

Well, I used to work at a Boy Scout camp, so I used to teach archery every day at Boy Scout camp. They called me Pepper back then. It was pretty intense. I was the only one that hit a bullseye during practice.

True.

And then right after I hit that bullseye, I choked immensely and didn't hit anything else so we'll see. Alright round of applause

for Kitty. Next up we have the stable Ronaldo. That's not bad. That's not bad. Are you sure y'all didn't hear? Stable Renato!

Woo!

Alright Ron, what's the archery experience? I'm in face clan, I know how to trick shot. Let's get it going. That's all I need to say. I'm ready. Love to hear it. Love to hear it. Lily Pichu, I don't know if you know this, Lily had the highest score of her group in testing for archery.

No, I didn't.

No, you did.

I don't see that.

I don't like expectations.

Oh, shit. She was the worst and she sucks.

Yeah.

Give it up for Lily. You got a clanker up there. What the fuck?

All right.

And then finally, Krista. Give it up for Kristology. Hello. Krista. Give it up for Kristology! Hello! How do you think you're doing archery today?

I'm gonna kill it. You're gonna kill it?

Yeah, I'm gonna kill it like Katniss Everdeen.

Kill it like Katniss, well, don't kill, okay. Yeah, kill the competition, I get it. Alright, well hey, before we jump into this competition, can I get a Red Bull? I'm a little thirsty. well. Bowl me. It's gonna work. Fucking clanker. All right, contestants! You are going to hear me tell you to notch up. When you hear that, you can notch the arrow into your bow. Do not aim yet. Then I'm gonna say, ready, aim, fire.

All right, you guys can fire whenever you want after you hear me say that. You can run on this side. You guys are going to get four shots, we count your top three. This shot does count. Ron, please owe his face that way. Contestants, notch up.

He said notch up, pal.

Notch up, everybody. Make sure the white part's up. Alright, ready, aim, fire!

Ooh! Bang!

Alright, if we're going through it real quick, I see Krista with an 8, Lily with a 2, Ron with a seven, and Cutie missed the board. Now bear in mind, they don't need to do the best, they just need to not do the worst. And one shot of their four will not count. Contestants, notch up. We're waiting for Ron to notch. It's all right, take your time Ron. Ready, aim, fire.

All right, now we're not going to be able to tell the final score until we walk up close, but from what I can tell, I believe Krista shot a five, Lily shot a two, Ron with a seven, maybe an eight there Ron, good shot, and QT missed the board again. Only two shots remain. Contestants, notch up your next arrow. Crowd coming alive for QT. Don't worry, don't stress yourself. You got two more shots.

Just never face me when you're shooting again. All right, contestants, ready?

Aim.

Fire.

All right. This is your final shot, contestants. It's not over. It's not over. They're looking for the shooter. It's not over.

Don't call yourself the shooter, please. And just so you know, contestants, bullseye's worth 15.

Let me ask you, how many points to split an arrow?

If you split an arrow genuinely, I'll give you my channel. All right, contestants, we are notches. Your final shot. Just make sure to breathe. Pull like normal.

Ready, aim, fire.

All right, contestants, put your bows down. Bows down. Range is cleared.

Let's go.

Let's take a look.

I got bad news for you.

It's a goose egg.

That's a zero.

It's a zero.

Yeah.

QT, unfortunately, did have two arrows at the board. They are outside of point range. It is a 0 for Cutie. Moving over to Ron, we count the top three arrows only. He got 988. That's going to be a total score of?

25.

25, thank you.

I think.

Is that true?

25.

16 plus 9?

Yeah.

Yeah, that seems good. Next up, we have Lili Picchu. If it touches the border, it counts as in. So that's going to be 2 plus 1 plus 2, 5 for Lili Picchu. And then finally, Chris So, we count the top three closest arrows. We have 8, 7, and 4, which is a total score of 19. Now bear in mind, none of those contestants are eliminated because we have four more contestants

who are going to go up. The tiebreaker, if somebody else gets zero, will be the amount of arrows that hit the board. So if a contestant gets zero with less than two arrows hitting the board, Cudi will move on. If they get one point or higher, Cudi will be eliminated.

Next four contestants, can we line up? My next four contestants.

Breaks my heart.

Breaks my heart. Our next four contestants. Starts with Lulu. Let's shout out Lulu. Lulu quickly becoming a fan favorite. You are the only lefty in this competition. Do you think that's an advantage? You think it's irrelevant? I think it makes me superior. It makes you superior? Yeah. Okay, alright. Any lefties in the crowd? I'm not left handed though. Wait, what?

Just left eye dominant.

What the fuck does that even mean Lulu?

Well we had an archery instructor, he made us go like this and whatever eye was like, you know, centered.

You have an archery instructor? You practice with an archery instructor? I didn't.

Did you?

Timmy, you just heard Lulu say she had an instructor. Did you have an instructor?

I watched a YouTube video, maybe like a two-minute YouTube video.

Now, Timmy, he's being bashful. He was the best in practice. He had the highest score in practice out of all contestants. Does that make you confident going in, nervous?

All right.

Just show up.

Just show up. Just do my job, you know, aim. All right, I respect it. Give it up for Timmy.

Sunny, pressure's on. You got to get some points for your team.

I know. I just got to land one good one. That's all I need.

You got to land one good one. That's true. All right, give it up for Sonny! Finally, let's hop over to Sina. Let's give it up for Sina.

Yeah!

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

My bad.

Damn it, Sina. Sina, chill.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sina, are you nervous at all? Um, no.

They say I'm like Katniss Everdeen.

Okay, what's the goal today? To hit the target. Okay, I thought it was gonna be win. No, no, no. Hit the target. All right, give it up for Sina everybody. It's our next four. Now we are going to run through all four shots regardless. Competitors, I'm going to ask you to notch up, put the white part up. I'll say ready, aim, fire. You can fire any time after I say that.

All right, contestants, ready? Aim, fire. I feel like a Roman general. All right. It looks like we have a connection from both Sina and Timmy. Lulu and Sonny both did not get a point on that round.

Contestants, notch up your next arrow. Have your next arrow notched.

All right.

On my mark. Ready?

Aim.

Fire.

All right. Good connections from Timmy. Timmy so far has two in the red, maybe one in the gold. With that, Sonny is on the board safe from elimination. Lulu has yet to get a point. She is still at risk of elimination this round.

Contestants, ready, aim, fire. Connection from Sonny, connection from Sina, connection from Timmy, and we have one point from Lulu, which will be enough to advance. This means, unfortunately, Cutie Cinderella is eliminated. We are going to continue through for their last shot, mostly for practice and for fairness. So contestants, this is your last shot. Ready?

Aim.

Fire.

Oh! Bows down, bows down, bows down. All right.

After a disappointing start from Lulu, she missed the board here. She gets the zero here. She eventually hits a one and then she gets the best shot of the day, a 10. Good shot by Lulu. A total score of 11 for Lulu. Next up we have Timmy.

Again, if it touches a line, it counts as a nine. So that's a nine, plus an eight, plus a seven. So that's gonna be 24 points. Thank God you're here, Stans. That's 24 points for Timmy. Next up we have Sonny. This counts as a nine.

No.

Yes, it does.

That's touching.

That's touching.

That's touching.

That's a nine plus a seven plus a six, which would be 22 points for Sonny.

Good job.

And then finally we got Sina, who dropped a six, a five, and a three, which is a total of 14 points for Sina. And now we are going to swap back to our other group of three contestants. You can take a break. Can I get Ron? Can I get Krista? And can I get Lily Pichu back up

No

So to clarify None of the points of the previous round matter. I mean, it's cool to track but this is a fresh round So even though Ron did really well if he misses and chokes here, he's seventh overall All right contestants you can pick up your bows.

I got to do better than them.

That's it? You've got to do better than the other six. You just can't be last. Only last place gets eliminated.

We can do it four.

I mean, it doesn't matter. I'd rather give them a break time. Damn, bro. Can we get a round of applause for Cutie? That's my girl. That's my girl.

Eighth in the competition, first in our hearts.

All right.

Well, don't yell yeah like that. She's my girl. All right, contestants. same drill as last time, four shots, top three count, ready. Aim, fire. We only have three contestants to track here,

Lily Pichu just kissing the three, Christo with the six, and Ron with a solid eight on that one. I believe that's full red. Ron currently in the lead this round. You guys have new arrows?

Please notch your new arrows.

All right.

Run it back. Again, top three arrows count. Ready? Aim. Fire. Versa fire Lily. She touches the red. Christa consistent. Aim, fire. Versify her lily, she touches the red, Krissa, consistent, hits the same spot again.

Ron, taking his time, and it matters because that's another red by Ron. Ron, you're seeing red today. Very consistently just marking it around the gold circle. You're waiting to kiss it. All right, contestants, third shot. Ready?

Aim.

Fire.

Call from the crowd for Ron to 360. I pray he doesn't do it. Three connections. Ron hits red. I believe Lily might have touched the red. And this, I think, might be Krista's worst shot,

but it shouldn't matter as long as we have a nice final shot. Only the top three shots matter. No, no, no, no. They're not saying 360. No one's saying 360. It is an instant DQ, just to clarify. It is an instant DQ.

It's not a boo situation. It could kill. All right, contestants, ready. Aim.

Fire.

Ron's worst shot, but it shouldn't matter. Bow's down. Let's calculate the scores. Again, they're not just competing against each other. They're also competing against the next group of four. We're only counting the top three. So for Ron, we got 8, 8, 7 all in the red.

That's 23 for Ron. Good job, Ron. Good shit, Ron. Lily, oh wow. I thought it was red, but actually this is blue blue. Yeah, this did not touch the red. So this is going to be 6 points, 6 points, and then 3 points. 15 overall for Lily Peacher. Give it up for Lily! And then that will touch the 6.

So it's going to be 6, 5, 5, 16 points for Krista. Is that a tie?

Second group.

How the fuck we do tiebreakers heard all right next four go up can I get Lulu can I get Timmy can I get Sonny can I get Sina I think she was kissing someone off camera again. No. Hey, you wish, buddy, all right? I really don't.

Andy Herman!

Yo, here's the blue!

All right, contestants, four arrows. Top three shots count.

What's our score to beat?

The score to beat this round is, I think it was, Chad, what Lily Pete did you get? 16, 15. 15, sorie get? 16, 15. 15, so if you get 16, you are safe. If you get 16, you are safe. Lily is on the chopping block from the last round.

But did she do enough to move forward? All right, contestants, wait for my mark. Ready? Aim. Fire. from on mark. Ready, aim, fire.

Whoa!

Yes, baby! Whoa!

It's as strong of a start you could ask for. It is red or better. We got red from Sinha, gold from Sonny, gold from Timmy, red from Sinha, gold from Sonny, gold from Timmy, red from Lulu. Right now, Lili Pichu and Team Jack are on the chopping block. Contestants, next arrows should be notched.

Focus on your target here, Sinha. Focus up. Ready? Aim. Fire. Ready, aim, fire. Think about archery, you gotta make sure you hit your shot no matter what distraction you're hearing. Sina misses the board on that one. Lulu with a three that round. This is a, it's a breath of life for Lillipetu's team.

Basically Sina and Lulu are the two people who could be eliminated. Timmy is safe from elimination, and I believe Sonny is safe from elimination with just those two shots. Contestants, you have your next arrows. I hope they're notched. Ready. Aim. Fire.

All right, with that shot, I believe Lulu

is close to, if not safe from elimination. All the pressure is now on Sina,

who is currently sitting at about 10 points. She needs to get it in the blue or better, or otherwise she is eliminated at 7th. All the contestants are going to shoot, but let's keep all eyes on Sina for this next and final round. Sina, please keep that arrow forward. Alright, contestants, lock in. Aim, fire. And that is a clutch performance by Sina.

Can we go over to her board real quick? Is that enough? Is that shot enough? Sinha with her final shot drills a 7. 8-7-4. Sinha, you are moving on. Congratulations. That's going to be a score of 19 for Sinha. Moving over to Sonny, we have a 9, a 7, a 7, which is going to be a

score of 23. You are moving on. Timmy, with two goals, we got a 9, a 9, and an 8. It's a score of 26. Timmy is moving on. And finally, Lulu, with a 9, a 9, and an 8. Another score of 26. Lulu, you are moving on. Oh, unfortunately, we do have to eliminate one. So round of applause for Lily Pichu, who goes out seventh place. And can I get my two contestants from the first group are still in.

That's Ron and I believe that is, was it Krista? Krista you're still in. Krista and Ron and let's swap one extra. Yeah I guess it doesn't matter. It's just easier, it'll be fine.

All right.

I'm feeling shitty, lad.

You're feeling shitty?

Yeah.

Like poopy?

I got nervous farts.

What?

I'm nervous.

You're farting nervously?

All over you right now.

Hold on.

Yeah, I'm just kidding.

What do you mean hold on?

Like I should wait for it? Nope, red dot. Red dot? All right, contestants, you can pick up your bows.

Purple one.

I'll get it.

Brenda, you got that!

I don't.

You can notch that shirt.

Now, this is not a head to head. This is not a head to head. They are still going up against the other four contestants. It's just that two from their group have been eliminated. Contestants, please notch your bows. Having the white flag on top. Wait for my call. Four shots, top three count.

Bottom of the six is eliminated. All right. Contestants, ready?

Aim.

Fire.

Air ball.

Good shot, Mr.

All right. Red dot Ron with a surprising miss. I believe they both kissed the blue there. They're both blue on that round, outside blue. Not your next arrow. Only your top three arrows will count.

Part of being an archer is blocking out the noise and today there's a lot of noise. Contestants ready?

Aim.

Fire.

I hear Nina yelling Bradley Martin trying to get in Ron's head. And it might be working. Ron with two blues. Surprising. From Red Dot. They're calling him Blue Dot now. They still got two more shots. Contestants, notch up. Ready, aim, fire. And Ron, Ron with his first white shot of the day. Ron is currently sitting at his worst score.

Christa on the other hand, with maybe her best shot of the competition striking gold. This is going to matter with everyone in the other group being so competent. This is the final shot. All right. Okay, you were making me worried there bro, because you look like the type. Ready, set, fire. Ron's final shot. Bows down. All right, everybody, Ron is not out, but he has made himself as susceptible for elimination as you could.

We got 5-5-5 for a score of 15. If you remember, that's the score that Lily Pichu got when she was eliminated by the next group. So the question is, can the next group pull off the same performance twice? Chris on the other hand, great performance.

9-8 and this one is gonna stay at a five for a total score of 43. What is it?

9, 8, and 5.

22.

Yeah.

I'll bet.

All right, Crystal with a score of 22, Rob with a score of 15, my other archers, come on down. Something about group one, there's a curse there.

Hoi!

Alright y'all, same drill. We're missing a bow. Jack, give it up if you want Sydney to move forward.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Give it up if you want Cinder to move forward. Thank you. Thank you.

Give it up if you want Sunny to move forward. What about Timmy?

And what about Lulu Lovely?

Woo!

I'm sensing a fan favorite emerging from this competition. Competitors, you should be notched up. White part facing up. On my mark, ready. Aim. Higher.

A lot, a lot of chatter from the crowd. And it doesn't seem to be phasing Sonny or Lulu. But Timmy with maybe a rare miss, still in a tight shot, I think still could be a 7. And then Sina is the closest to elimination with the blue mark there. What?

Oh, my bad. She told me to shut up.

All right, contestants, the score to beat's 15. Three more shots. Your lowest score doesn't count.

Ready?

Aim.

Fire. Gold from Sunny, blue from Lulu, red from Timmy, and uh-oh. Folks, it's all eyes on Sina. Right now, Sonny is already safe. Lulu's very close to safe. Timmy's very close to safe.

Sina, on the other hand, sitting at a score of about six. I got to commentate, Sina. It's my fucking job.

It's my job.

I got to.

All right, contestants, two more shots. The lowest score doesn't count Breathe deep focus on your own inner thoughts ready aim

Fire

Rare miss from Sonny big shot from Lulu nice shot from Timmy not a bad shot from Lulu, nice shot from Timmy. Not a bad shot from Sina. Right now, to move forward, Sina's going to need to hit red. That's where we're at. If Sina hits red, I believe she'll move forward or at least tie. I believe everyone else is safe from this point. Contestants, this is your final shot.

Ready, aim, fire. Bows down, bows down. All right, there was a lot of shit talk on Sina. Did it work? Score she needed to be was 15. We're counting the top three. We got three, three, six.

Sina has been eliminated with 12. A round of applause for Sina, everybody. Sixth place. Next up we have Sunny with a score of 9-9-5 for a total of 23. Good job Sunny. We got Timmy with a 10, Timmy with an 8, Timmy with a 7, total score of 25.

Great performance by Timmy with an 8, Timmy with a 7, total score of 25. Great performance by Timmy, per usual. And finally, Lulu with 9, 8, and 6 for a total score of 23. 23. Great performance from that group of three. Can I get my other two contestants, Ron and Chris, to back?

It's going to be our final round where one person is eliminated. Then we're going to move into our final stage where all four are shooting at the same time. There's no eliminations. We're just going to count up your score. Best score wins.

Who got eliminated last time?

Last time, Sina was eliminated. Only one more person will be eliminated until the finals. Contestants, you can pick up your bows. Give it up if you think Chris is going to move forward. And give it up for Ron. Ron, it took a day, but I think the crowd's coming to your side. Now we missed red dot Ron last round.

Will we see the return? Contestants, four shots, top three count. On my mark, ready, aim, fire. All right, it's gonna be in the black for Ron, in the blue for Krista.

Lacey's right.

Lacey's right.

Ron has to block out the noise because there's a lot of it behind.

I mean, show him, bro. Show him chirp. Hey, relax, Ron. Relax.

Yo, you a fake Elden Lord, buddy. Relax. Relax. All right, contestants, three more shots. Focus on you, focus on the ball, focus on the board. Ready? Aim. Fire.

Don't think too hard. A great shot from Rod back on the red. And Krista is going to be, I believe, in the black with that shot. It's going to be a three point shot.

Two more arrows, notch them up.

Ready?

Aim.

Fire. Now just to put in perspective how many people want Ron to fail, I know Nina's talking shit, I know Aiden's talking shit, I heard Abe talk shit on Ron.

Yeah!

Hey!

I don't need that shot!

You don't need that shot? I don't need that shot That's right, cuz you got one more All right This is gonna be the final shot for both contestants both of them so far have a middling score Bottom will be eliminated. I Can't exactly call it, but you're at about like a 10 Chris's similar territory. So this last shot's what's gonna put you

in a 17 conversation or a 13 conversation, big difference. All right, everybody, final shot, ready. Hey, don't choke, you can get eliminated.

Aim.

You can get eliminated.

360, Dio.

Fire.

360, Dio.

Bows down, bows down!

All right.

Now, I think the shit talk directed at Ron might have affected Kristen more than Ron. We'll see, let's count them up. We have seven, we have three, we have,

let me see some white.

This does not count as a hit. Let's get in close. It has to be touching the black line. It's not touching the black line. So Ron's total score, wanna look?

Is it?

That's out, are you?

Oh, that's out of the line. That's out of the line.

Good call, good call, that is out. Ron confirmed, it's out. 10 points for Ron. And Chris's score, we have 6, we have 5, and we have 3. For a total score of 14. Which means, Ron, you better pray that one of these three competitors does worse than 10. Which, to be clear, nobody has done today.

And move forward. hand, which to be clear, nobody has done today.

And move forward. All right, contestants, can we come back? Timmy, Sina, Sunny. Oh, not Sina, sorry.

Lulu, sorry.

Oh, my bad.

That was mean. No, no, you're not back in.

Sit down. My bad.

My bad. I'm sorry. It was a misspeak. My bad. I know I feel bad about it. Sorry. I was bowing out of respect. It wasn't like a... No, I didn't even know you were Asian. Just bowing. Can't bow anymore? What happened to bowing? I'm not a jackass. What happened to bow, I'm not a jackass, what happened to bowing?

Bring back bowing. Alright contestants, I don't know if you heard, you need to score of 11 or higher to move to the finals. You guys got four shots, top three count. On my mark. Ready, aim, fire.

Oh! Oh!

With the first shot, Timmy is safe from elimination with the bullseye. Sonny is one point from elimination with a nine. And Lulu with an eight is only two away from safety here. Very good round one. Ron is still safe, but it's getting dangerous.

Contestants, notch up. Ready, aim, fire.

Bullseye from Lulu!

Contestants, I'm going to leave this to you. Would you like to do your final two shots? Alright, this is fully ceremonial, but I need a round of applause for Stable Ronaldo who goes out at fifth place. Alright, contestants, notch up! Ready, aim, fire. I mean, really good shot spread from all three of these competitors. It's going to be tough competition in the final four.

Krista will be joining these four. All right, this is your final shot. Really, you should be thinking about what you're bringing to the finals. What are you going to do now that you're going to do then? Ready, aim, fire. Bo's down. A great first two shots from Sunny, but I think somebody might have gotten in her head because she went from gold to well outside, but still give it up. Bullseye from Sunny. Our first bullseye happened this round, both Sonny and Timmy. 29 points. A bullseye counts as 15.

So it's 15, 9, and 5.

29, you said?

Yeah, I think so. 29 points. Next up, Timmy with another bullseye. Round of applause for Timmy. 7, 7, 15 for a total score of 29. They tied there. And then finally, we got Lulu with 9, 8, 7.

Total score of 24. Sonny, where'd you go? We need you back. Krista, we need you back. All right, guys, this is going to work differently. There's no eliminations here.

You guys are going to shoot five arrows instead of four. I'm going to count the top four arrows. All we're going to do is count up your score and then that's your placements. Highest score first, second, third and fourth. Damn there's a fucking big-ass fire. They are bringing a big squad for this one. I'll let them pass. Round of applause for firemen. Don't be

firemen. All right, so clarifying, five shots, the four shots that are your best will be counting for your placements. If there's a tie, we will just go to a tiebreaker between those two. We're going to do a final one-shot tiebreaker, okay? That can happen for any placement. Back it up here.

Alright. Maybe for this one we make it a little more tense for them. Can I get a little Peter Patter? Alright. Contestants! Five shots, top four count! Ready! Aim.

Fire.

Great work.

Whoa.

Strong start from Timmy. I think he's kissing the 10. Lulu kissing the red. Sonny well within the red. Our worst shot there was from Krista. But again, your worst shot doesn't count.

And they still got four more shots. Next shot, contestants ready.

Aim.

Fire!

Yes!

Oh! Timmy fully locked in with another gold. Lulu falling in the blue range. Sonny consistently in the red, despite what Jason keeps saying about balls. And I think Krista did not hit the board that round. She's got a lot of work to make up. Contestants, your third shot.

Ready? Aim. Fire!

A great shot from Sonny. A possible bullseye. We'll have to get close to confirm. Bullseye's huge in this contest. There's 15 points to gain. That's not normal archery rules.

Normally bullseye's a tiebreaker, but we're not good enough for all that shit. A bullseye changes the game for Krista. Contestants only two shots left. Make the most of it. You guys already did a great job getting top four. My audience, can I hear you? Ready, aim, fire! Yes! Yes, Sonny! Yes!

Yeah!

Krista with the massive bounce back, hitting the gold. Sonny still in the gold. Timmy in the gold that round. Everybody but Lulu in the gold. This could shift our score and we'll have to count it up close. It's hard to tell from here at the moment,

but so far Timmy's killing it, Sonny's killing it. The other two still have a chance with this final shot. This is everything on the line. I need to hear you real loud. Contestants ready? Aim. Fire! Bows down, bows down, bows down! Round of applause! All right, we are going to start with Krista, who although had a great shot, shot four,

missed the board twice, and we're counting the top four, actually missed the board three times, I didn't see this one. So the total score for Krista is going to be 13. Round of applause for Krista, who will be getting fourth place in this competition.

Good job, Krista. Next up we have Lefty Lulu, who did not get on the goal but had had a nice spread here two on the six One on the seven one on the eight and one wait, there's five What the fuck? Oh, I see one on the seven in my right here stands one seven one eight One on seven one of the eight three on the six. We only count two on the six. Yeah, eight seven two on six

Yeah, what's eight plus seven plus six plus six

Six plus six is twelve eight plus seven is fifteen twenty seven twenty seven

You right

You right about that

All right, oh my god next up let's count this this is Timmy Now Timmy really tight spread we got nine nine nine Now Timmy, really tight spread. We got nine, nine, nine, eight for a total score of 35. The question is, despite the and this is real tight, seven for a total score of,

is that 34?

Wait, we're getting it over here.

10 plus nine is 19, plus eight is 27, plus seven, 34.

Timmy wins!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 27 plus 7, 34, Timmy wins! I'm worse at math than I remembered. First place, Timmy with a score of 35, second, Sonny with a score of 34, third, Lulu, and fourth, Chris to Timmy. I want to talk to you real quick. I mean, is there any translation because you are a great aimer in games to real life or is it that is that just a mean?

Because you were kind of nasty. I mean I may translate a little bit, but I'm like that

I'm like you're just like that just like it doesn't matter if it were

Like it could be it could be real shooting too. It could be any type of, it could be throwing. Oh shit.

I could beat you in a basketball game.

You beat me in a basketball game? No, no.

Oh, you just like that though.

Yeah, I like that.

All right, round of applause for It's Timmy, getting first for Team Emily. Sunny, where you at? Sunny. Sunny, you had a lot of people in your ear. Yes, Jason Lewine. Were you able to sound them out? What was he saying?

What's up with balls and nos?

What does that mean?

I'm 30.

Oh, I have no idea if I'm being honest with you. He keeps trying to put me on people, but you know, I'm locked in on the game, so I don't know what he's talking about.

You didn't let that affect you at all. No idea what he's talking about. And 34 is a phenomenal score. You're happy with it. Yeah, I lost by one point, was it? One point.

Oh my god.

That would have been nice.

But you did great. That was probably your best showing of any round.

I was horrible in practice. I wasn't even hitting the target.

Yeah, you were ass.

What the fuck?

Sorry, I'm sorry. You were struggling a bit. Give it up for Sonny! Good job. Second for Team Agent is huge, because they were in fifth place. Again, top four today. We'll get to compete in the pentathlon.

I'm curious, Slime Nut, our commentators, who's close to top four right now? How did that change things up? Let's go to our caster desk.

We're going to tabulate pretty soon here, but just an absolute banger performance from It's Timmy. You know they were calling him Red Rocket,

but Ron, that dog just left him.

His Red Rocket disappeared during this event. Yeah, retracted into his body, and that top four was absolutely brilliant. And I do think some things translate, I will say that. It's Timmy is a fantastic aimer in-game. You put a target in front of him,

you give him some sort of range projectile,

he's gonna hit the middle.

He looked like Jeremy Renner out there. It may be questioned if he had previously downloaded the Jeremy Renner app.

From 2011.

It was one of my most used apps of 2011.

Wow.

Just an incredible performance out there. With very little preparation, I mean, they just practiced for the first time today.

That's right.

The crowd's cheering.

You know what I also found is that people who had prior archery experience actually didn't really, it didn't come into play. Cutie Cinderella was the first eliminated. And she's had prior experience? She taught archery at a summer camp. Anyway,

here's the spread right here. So obviously you saw this all happen. We're going to tabulate this into the final scores, but this is going to be great for Team Boozley, which is the orange team, which is Lulu's team, because they're in bottom right now. This is going to bring them way up. 100%. And you're looking at the top four scores. Crystology got fourth with five points. Lulu is sixth.

Sunny with seven. And in first place, it's Timmy. Got eight points. Definitely going to help their teams. And Stable Ronaldo getting fifth with only four points here. It's gonna maybe put them on the edge

and possibly might put them in a position where they get out of the top four. That's gonna be tough. They're really gonna have to show up in the next game. Let's take a look at this replay. Ooh, Lily just looked disappointed immediately.

Look at that. They're saying release the list live on stream. Will we we will be releasing the list as soon as we have it You know and it's gonna really hurt Ron's mental cuz Ron this whole time this whole this whole competition he's been If there's a camera rolling Ron starts vibrating if he's not in front of it and I think there's severely something wrong, you know going on there But to have the camera on you to have to perform to get out of the bottom half and fail

I mean it must be absolutely devastating to a guy like it must be devastating He needs a confidence boost especially in a moment like this and I was trying to give that to him earlier I don't know if you saw this online in the past couple weeks but there was a picture of him on stream where he was wearing glasses and it went viral everyone was saying he looked hot all of a sudden okay so I tried to tell that to him he got very uncomfortable he was like a yo and then it was a whole

thing yeah he probably said something like He was like, hey, yo, and then it was a whole thing.

Yeah, he probably said something like pause, something like nah.

I don't want to put words into his mouth. Usually, he just walked away. I've said it to him about eight times so far during this competition. I'm going to have to find him again later to try to say it again, because his team is

getting close to elimination, I might have to give him a confidence boost. Maybe, and I'll just say it, it shouldn't come from you.

So Team Jason still in the lead,

despite Red Rocket's performance.

Okay, yeah, I take back everything I said. Foozley climbs up from eighth to sixth, I do like that. And look at the, so now again, 12 is the range here.

And Team Sina drops down to eighth place last place plays 30 points. That's not good team foosley climbing all the way back I don't know if you remember earlier, but they were Substantially in last place they have climbed all the way to six and they're not out of this I previously said yesterday

They were almost cemented as an elimination team and I might have to eat my words

You said they were summer ants You said they were summer ants. You said they were summer ants. I remember that.

That doesn't sound like me.

The next one we're going to get to, we're doing, they're prepping for it right now, is the bridge joust. And this one's pretty cool. It's a big inflatable arena in which they fight each other with big fluffy batons. Now I remember beforehand, Ludwig was explicitly

telling everybody before the cameras were rolling, no face shots, no hitting in the face, to a raucous booing from all of the streamers. They did not like that.

They did not like that.

They want so badly to hit each other in the face

with these big weapons. I would do it right now. But it looks like there was actually a change. Jousting is going to be put on hold because we have field goal kicking up next.

Our paper's wrong. I'm sorry.

The paper is wrong. Somebody will be getting fired.

Not us, though.

It's we're we're doing really good.

It would cost them a lot of money to let us go. I would sue. But don't worry, that is not something to worry about. What we should be worrying about is hamstrings. Because I don't know if you remember, E-Rob hurt his hamstring yesterday. Did we get an update? Did he get a massage? I actually was able to contact him earlier before the show started.

I asked, how's your hamstring? And verbatim he said, it's fucked. That's bad. That's tough. And that was also the first time I've ever spoken to him before. I feel like you're having a lot of first times with all these competitors. You know, you're telling Ron eight times

that he looks amazing, that you think he looks really good. You're asking E-Rob about his injuries

without saying any sort of greeting.

Well, you know, I'm here ultimately not to make friends. I'm here to get to the stories.

Sure.

I'm a journalist. And ultimately, I want to give our viewers an inside scoop on what's really going on at these games.

You know, it's funny. I was talking to Nut before this, and I was like, what are you interested in doing? What are you interested in kind of working towards content-wise? And he said I'm a journalist and I I did not say it was yes you did it was great I okay, but I said it way less confident than that. Okay, so am I miss I would never call myself Did you want me to represent you?

Like how I am I want to do like interviews and stuff. I am gonna start streaming So look out for that not to advertise myself any guy where the reason why we're yapping right now It's because they're still setting up for this kick and I believe we also have a special guest coming on to commentate which is someone

far more knowledgeable about any of this than we are.

So just stay tuned. Somebody in the chat said that it seems like there's a lot of tension between us and we might have to joust.

Tension? Not even close They were talking Ludwig tech kept talking about kissing nines and I was like that just sounds like me a nut

Yeah, that sounds like something I do every single day of my life and that's actually what I majored in college No, you didn't. Yeah, I did you made it in. Oh my god. Were you in my classes? No What did you major in like like d uh, dorks? Wow. Really cool, man. It was actually English. I majored in talking to hot girls and I graduated with honors.

There's some of the crowd. They have... I don't know if these cutouts... There's Jacksepticeye as a cutout. Now, this does not depict the horror he went through two days ago. No, it only depicts his head and not the rest of his body, which was covered in diarrhea. That's probably why just the head is shown. It was like some sort of like suit. Uh, uh, we, we're gonna, again, we're just waiting

for this to get ready. Jack's getting his pot of gold today. Is Jack Irish? He always says top of the morning. Is that just appropriation or is he truly Irish? Does anyone in the crowd know?

He's literally Irish. Is that just appropriation or is he truly Irish? Does anyone in the crowd know? Literally Irish!

Oh my god, is his entire family here or something? How did everyone know that? We know too much about each other. No, I think we don't know enough. How did everyone here know his genealogy? Well...

Chill out!

He said he's an Irish motherfucker.

Oh, I thought you said he has an Irish mother and father. I was like, how would you know that? He knows parents? Okay, my apologies. Talks about it a lot. I've heard good things about the Irish.

So this is someone with a sort of, kind of like armor, makeshift armor, maybe post-apocalyptic, in case Red Bull is still around. Kind of like armor, makeshift armor, maybe post-apocalyptic in case Red Bull is still around.

Incredible. Let's switch over to Ludwig and see what he has going on.

All right, y'all.

We have our next competition, which is going to be the field goal competition. Way it works is pretty simple. You kick a damn field goal. If you succeed, we back up. If you fail, you're out.

And we keep going until there's only one person left. How far you think we're going to go was the deepest kick we're going to make. And just as a little example, I'm going to show you guys exactly how it's done. Hey, can we clear clear out y'all? Push out here, push out I need to do a kick. Everybody watch out I need to do a

kick. Step out, step out. Alright I'm gonna hit a kick right here can you show us? It's gonna go through those uprights right there. We're starting at the goal line. Okay let's get my first kick out of the way. Oh and to help me commentate this, I got Cameron Dicker from the Chargers. Dicker the kicker, everybody!

What is up?

Alright, so what is your best kick ever? Oh, I'd say last year the free kick fair catch was pretty much up there. Oh, that was electric. But I guess I mean like farthest kick you could make. In practice? I've made 70 before in practice, but that's about it. You've ripped a 70 Yeah, all right. So when it's from here, what's the actual distance?

I would be 10 you'd never kick from here the closest you could kick from would be the 8-yard line if the ball was right There on the edge. That's the closest the closest you could possibly kick from why that's like, oh cuz Okay, well for today's purposes, because we're streamers, not so athletic, we're going to allow them to start from the goal line.

100%.

And we're going to have our contestants each get two attempts at each distance. If they succeed, they move five yards back. And if they fail twice, they're out.

Easy.

That make sense?

Easy enough. And contestants, do you want a quick little walk through from Cameron? Would you like that? Would you like Cameron to walk through maybe the footwork? All right. All right, give him just a little.

All right, who's kicking? Who's kicking for the team? Kickers, kickers, kickers, kickers.

Be brave.

Are you kicking? Taking it easy? Who are my kickers? Lacey, we saw you. You need a lesson. Yeah. All right. Come on. Are you kicking? Are you guys taking any steps right now? Or you're just going back? Camera. Keep the mic close. Okay. We're gonna go three steps back. Every time you line up, it's gonna be three steps back, two steps over, and then it's just three steps going into it.

A left, right, left, and kick. And it's easy. That's it. Yeah, simple, right? First kick goes bad, toe poke it. Yep, toe poke it if you don't do well. You were kicking. Yeah.

You were kicking. You were doing well. You got this. Yeah, do what you know.

All right, well, hey.

Uh.

Two hours ago, I would have won.

Look at people on Lacey right there.

He's not even paying attention. Hey, we're going to go in order of standings. Can I get Lacey up here? Actually, wait, is team Emily in first now? Nothing here. I played there.

Team Jason's in first?

I played there.

Alright Lacey, you are first up.

I got respect there.

You get two attempts. A round of applause for Lacey! He might make this one.

I think he's been going on the day, watching earlier.

Alright, you're good whenever you're ready. You get two attempts. Do you like what he's rocking so far? So far this is looking good.

So far looking real good.

There it is.

All pay.

Through the upright. All right, good shit to Lacey. We're going to keep rolling. Go ahead, Sam. Sam's built like he could kick. He looks like a kicker.

Yeah, he looks like he could kick.

I mean, what's the build of a kicker? Like, what did you do in high school?

You kicked?

I kicked.

I played soccer.

He looks like a soccer player.

That's right. Yeah.

That's right.

He looks like a soccer player.

It makes sense.

The consistency. Easy. Light work, Sam. Light work. Well done. Well done. Again, they only get two attempts. If they fail both, they are out. Agents up. Well, that was random.

What the hell is this?

This is a bad hold right here. I don't love this.

That's a bad setup.

Got it done. Got it done.

Got it done. Make sure the hold's better there. Make sure the hold's better.

That was bad up there. So, like the hold actual.

Yeah, dude, that's, I mean, that's better.

That's straight up and down.

You want it straight up and down, leaned a little right.

And you're good to go. And contestants, you can change the hold of the ball. Carolina's up. Easy, easy. The 10 yarder's looking free. It's looking good. Alright, who's up? Fuck it, hop up, Jack. We'll just keep this order every time.

Lefty, lefty.

Now this is a big applause. He had food poisoning yesterday.

Oh, battling through, huh?

From Ireland.

This is flu game.

This is the flu game. His Jordan flu game. He's going for a kick. This is an Irish man too.

They don't got football over there.

No.

I guess he's kicking rugby. He's kicking rugby.

He can figure it out. I wonder if he's ever kicked in rugby. You think he's played rugby? I think he's lived a life that I don't know about. About rugby. So he's probably got three years playing rugby. You ever play rugby?

Soccer? Okay, okay.

Respect.

Also best shoes for the competition.

What up?

How does it work if you all get out on the same kick?

Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Easy! Easy! Easy!

Come on, let's go!

We'll figure it out when we cross that bridge.

I might have you go for free kicks then. Right there, that's all you need. It's like a free kick. You play it like a free kick.

It's easy. You got it like a free kick. Go. It's easy.

You got this.

You got this.

Stance, it helps if you put it down before putting the ball

in.

I see.

All right, Zoyle's up for Team Foozie.

Give it up for Zoyle.

Long limbs here is going to be good. Yeah, we got the Air Monarchs. What do you think about the shoes? The grandpa shoes out there for sure. Oh, look at that.

That's like that.

One step into it. Come on now.

Come on now.

One step into it.

That's incredible.

Who's that old kicker?

The guy with the iron toe?

Yeah.

I don't know his name.

But damn, that's such incredible. Maybe, but I'm a soccer guy. Oh you so you watch soccer. Yeah, that's my favorite sport What's your team Liverpool? Oh damn? What about you? Do you have one soccer team? Yeah, I love Miami. Oh, yeah, messy. Okay, okay? That's all right. It's all right. All right hit a little lower on the ball. She will get a little more attempts If she misses this, she is out. Big deal for Team Toast.

This could be a miss here.

Three steps, lining it up like you said.

Many big steps left. Yeah, a little wide, but.

Goal!

Oh!

Just shy of the field. Oh, Krista's out at eighth round of applause for Krista. Next up, we got Danny Vans for Team Vanilla.

I like this already.

You see that lining it up to start?

Come on. Danny's doing this forining it up to start. Come on.

Danny's doing this for Mexico.

Light work.

Easy, easy.

Light work.

Viva Mexico.

And after round one, we got seven successful kicks, one elimination. We are pulling it back five yards. We're going back to the top of the order. Only need one. Only need one. Only need one.

Only need one shot here. Come on. How? How?

When is a win start mattering? I feel like at five yards, it doesn't matter. No, I don't think until you're back like 30 yards. But when we get there, we'll you wait a bit. Yeah, this is coming into us a little bit. So it's kind of it's like, yeah,. It's gonna affect it. Alright we got Lacey going for a 15 yard kick. He's got this. Oh what the f**k.

Nope same thing. Do the same thing. Make it easy. Alright what was that? What did he do wrong? He just barely hit the ball. He wasn't low enough. Get some power in there. Get some power power in there give it up for Lacey

Come on

If he misses this he is out Too many steps. Oh boy. Oh boy. Do you hear the crowd everybody said? Oh, no, that's that's oh I mean, that's the sound that people make on their couch at home when they miss an extra point in the NFL. Oh Where is it extra point? That's tough 15 23 yard line. What? Yeah, that's a yard field Oh, yeah used to be used to be the 10 yard line. So college extra point is right here at 10 yard Okay, high school in college high school as well. Yep

NFL is now 33 which makes it fun. Yeah, that's fucked It's a long it's crazy that is far it's like just a normal that's just a field goal. Yeah, it's kind of wild That it was weird is no, you know, you do that same thing as a field glass three points on fantasy. You only get one Yeah, it's crazy up in extra points Maybe that's we should ask for that's a big change. I need. Mm- need. All right, Sam, going for his 15 yard kick.

Snuck it in, well done, well done.

Scary, why'd that curve left? Listen, listen, a little advice here, don't round into it, go straight at it. You round it into it and then try to do it. From where you are, go straight at it.

Yeah.

What do you want to see today? How far, based on what you've seen,

do you think we're going to go? If we can get to a make on a 20-yard,

from the 20-yard line, a 30-yard field goal, that'd be huge. That's impressive. That's a huge, yeah. That gets you like 200K on a Pat McCaffey show. It does. 15-yard kick. Big Gusson win.

Oh, baby, come on.

He might, he might.

This might be a winner.

For real.

Right now, it's my winner. Agent's your winner. That's my winner right now. Based off what I've seen, give me Danny Banz.

Really?

Give me Danny Banz.

Okay, okay.

Caroline getting cheers from the crowd. She's been asking you for tips.

Yeah.

People love Caroline.

I think this is it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, dark horse right there.

Dark horse.

Room to spare. Dark horse.

Room to spare.

Well done.

That was perfect. Good kick, Caroline.

Keep that up.

Keep that up. Keep that up.

Yup.

The lefty. Why is he so far? Why is he holding it like that? I think he's scared.

Woo-hoo-hoo! He makes it seem not hard.

Nonchalant.

It's not hard.

You're doing this, and then just that's it. Let's go.

That's incredible. That's incredible. Maybe we're getting a workout in here. Get an NFL workout, maybe. I think he's sticking with the one step. I think he's sticking with the one step.

I think he's got it right and true. Yep. Tried and true. Better to be consistent with the footwork.

I agree. I agree. Better to have consistency.

He's backing it up.

It might be one step still.

Oh!

Just shot. One more attempt here.

Hit the ground.

Hit the ground.

One more attempt. I think the plant foot was too far behind.

Too far to where it was going to lean.

Got to get up there. Plant foot closer, Zoyle. No hitting the ground either. Come on.

This is big here. Plant foot was deep again.

Just wide.

That was enough. Zoyle, that was it. It was just a bit left. It was, no, that had enough power.

Hey, that was good, though.

Zoyle is out. Look at this, fixing the headband. I'm telling you, no stress in the world. This is my horse. This is Danny Vance. No stress in the world right now. I feel like Danny Vance has got 30 years of soccer in him. Oh! My horse! That's all right, you got two. You got two, Danny.

He's out here, what's gonna happen?

I mean, to be honest, I run the competition, I rig it.

You might put him back in.

I give him a third. Come on, Danny, line it up.

He won't miss this one, though.

Won't miss this one, though.

Line it up. He only takes one step to the side. you do that. Danny, come here. Come here, Danny. Good looking kick there. We're going to give you a small tip.

Should we move slightly wider?

You're doing one step left?

Maybe try two.

Maybe try two little steps.

You're on one little step, one big step, one too little.

Because you're never going to go too far left. It's going to help you swing through. How do I come at it? Same as you've been doing. Straight where you've been going, just swing through. Like soccer, like a free kick, you know? Hey, hold up, can we put it back at the 5? Lacey! Zoyle!

Have you made this one? Come back! Oh, we're giving them a chance. I need a real quick tiebreaker.

Oh, a last place tiebreaker?

Put them at the... Go right in between at the 5. Yeah, it's for 7th and 8th. Come on! For 6th and 7th. For 6th and 7th, it's a tiebreaker. Are you going toe poke? Go straight on then. Don't take steps back. Go straight on, toe poke. It is very windy.

I don't think it matters.

Toe poke it right here.

Hit right there.

Right there in your set.

Come on.

Wow.

Well done.

Well done.

Zoyle, you're going to have to rebuttal. Well done. You got this, Zoyle. Only one attempt here. This is just for a tiebreaker. This is not to move on.

There's doubters out there.

Let's go, Zoyle! Let's go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, ref!

Icing.

Icing the kicker. Is icing the kicker is icing the kicker racing the kicker that's like some 2007 on the kicker yeah you don't care you're the kicker you just roll with it go go go oh oh my god back them up to the yellow oh my god incredible incredible yeah we Oh my gosh! Incredible. Incredible. Yeah, it's a tiebreaker. I need to figure out who's going to get one more point.

Alright, Lacey up first. Again, just for the tiebreaker. Lacey drills it.

Well done. Zoyle.

Well done. If y'all both make this, I might just have you tied for six. Tine.

This is big. No step again.

No step again. No step again.

Go!

Great effort.

Round of applause for Zoyle.

Great effort.

Zoyle gets 7th, Lacey gets 6th, and we are moving it to the 10-yard line. Great effort. The college or high school extra point.

Right here.

You also know that the uprights are smaller than a foe? Wait, they're more narrow than high school? So this is wide? You're looking at this and you're like, damn what a fat fool. This is awesome. This would be awesome to have.

How much of a difference? About 3 feet on each side. See those little screws on there? It's about there on each one. You're good to go whenever. You want to lean back that much? Okay, okay. I don't know. Okay. Good luck. Dicker not so sure about the lean. Sam likes it.

Sam should not have liked the lean. Should not have liked the lean. One more attempt for Sambucha.

You don't need to, are you just toe poking it though? Then go straight on. If you're going to toe poke it, don't take steps to the side. Because that's when you're going to hit the side.

Hit right in the middle of his right there.

Right there.

It's easy.

So you're telling him. Don't take steps to the side. Don't do the side step if you're toe-poking. Nope. Just one like that. Yep. Yep. See? Nails it! Hey, you owe him! I know what's going on.

I know a thing or two.

Don't need to say anything here.

Agents walk up is what scares me every time. Because there's no rhyme or reason.

I like that. I respect that. Because there's no rhyme or reason. I like that. I respect that. That's a man who's confident. He's just eyeballing it. Yeah, there is confidence to agents. That is some confidence.

Alright. 20-yard field goal for agent.

Looking like Ronaldo out there.

This would make him a high school starter.

Ooooooh. That's all right. Wide right, but it had enough power to go 20 yards back.

Got to swing through a little earlier. Got to turn through a little earlier. Come on. Agent's last attempt here.

If he misses this, he is out.

He's not missing. He's not missing. He's not missing? Not missing. He's not missing. He's not missing? Not missing.

Whoa.

Oh, he got him in his head. That was my winner.

That was your winner. And I mean, he had the power. It made sense why he was your winner. I know. But I let it get to him. I mean that's stutter step. When he's the stutter god, I knew it was a miss. I knew it was a miss after that. You don't do that. You don't do that. But that happens. I mean that's like, that's crowd getting your head.

Doesn't really happen. You can't let week. My that's what I'm saying.

Weak mind.

All right.

All right, though.

Caroline Kwan looking to give team cinema more points. Fan favorite Caroline Kwan.

Oh, yeah.

People are.

Oh.

Absolutely. You got this one. You got this one.

Easy peasy.

Let's see the drone.

No stress here.

No stress here.

Drone might be missing too much. Deep breath and just go. Deep breath and go. You got this. Looking good. Deep breath and go.

It's looking good.

Dang.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Deep breath and go. It's looking good.

Dang.

The power's there. Set up well. Set up well.

A little far from the ball, but that's OK.

I called it, too. I knew his little pause would roll.

That's tough.

That's OK.

It's OK.

What seems tough is hitting it after you've missed.

Yeah.

Having to kick after a miss is tough, but no worries here. Jack with the nonchalant kick.

No worries here.

It's crazy. All day, but no worries here. Jack with the nonchalant kick. No worries here. It's crazy.

All day, dude.

All day.

It's crazy.

I mean, wow.

You make it seem like the easiest sport in the world.

All day.

I love this.

That's crazy.

I love this.

He makes it seem like the easiest sport. If I missed, though, I I think he's holding back. I think he's just barely making it on purpose. Yeah, I mean, like, he keeps accuracy in lieu of power. Because Agent had insane power, it doesn't matter if you're right or right. Lean it towards you some, lean it towards you. Katie, lean it towards you.

Yep, right there.

Yep, there you go, there you go.

We're going for the Katie B hold. Just close your eyes. You won't kick your finger. Won't kick your finger. Just close your eyes. Just trust it. It's just a finger.

Drills it.

Woo!

Easy peasy.

And we are back to the top of the order.

Back 15?

That's good.

We're back into the 15-yard line.

Hey, that's OK.

It's OK.

Oh, hold up. into the 15 yard line. Hold on, we should do the tiebreaker though.

Just gotta swing through a little.

We did it once.

I'll just hold it.

It'll be quicker.

I just hold it for this one.

All right, agent tiebreaker. You feeling this after missing two? Agent, how's your headspace?

How do you feel?

You got this?

Little team talk got you back.

Yeah, just to go fast.

Lean it towards you.

Lean it towards you.

Towards me?

Or towards?

Right there.

No, not for the tiebreaker.

Right there.

Caroline gets the same thing.

AJ, bro, block out the noise.

Block out the noise.

Come on.

You got this.

This is the difference between.

You got this. The difference between... Hitting the pole is rough.

Easy, easy, well done. Way to redeem yourself. Way to redeem yourself.

Alright, if Caroline drills this... They will tie for fourth place.

There you go, closer.

Just left. Let's get a quick replay of that.

That's okay, that's tough.

Alright, with that Caroline gets fifth, Agent gets fourth. We are down to three kickers.

Well done, guys, well done.

This is big. Give it down to three kickers. Well done. This is big.

Give it up for Caroline, everybody.

This is big now.

This is where it gets a little tense.

I had Caroline as a dark horse there.

I mean, she had the power. They all do.

But I like this.

This straight on approach.

The last toe poker in the game. I don't think the toe poker is going to last.

I do. You think? There's a lot of power. Uh oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, he's looking at us. If he just hits the middle of the ball, he's good. That just seems...

There's power there. Look at this. It's all about the toe poke. How can you get better accuracy? It's hard You have to hit exactly the middle of the ball. Yeah. Yes. That's the that's the tough thing Make sure you hit the middle of this ball Hit the middle Sam Give it up for Sam everybody I mean, that's incredible. I don't know why you're so leaned out like that, he's a little nervous. He's scared. Oh! That was wind.

I would blame the holder there if I was you, but that's just me.

I blame the holder there.

Alright, Sam Buccia will be out at third, could tie if Jack or Danny miss their next kicks.

This isn't a miss here, he's already moving back.

Add more power, I like this. He's already moving back. Adding more power. I like this.

Come back, come back.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Well done!

Jack!

Incredible.

Drills a 15-yarder. Let's get a replay of that shot.

Oh my gosh.

That is incredible.

It literally kissed the field goal.

Just kissed it.

That's the dream. That's like that Seabass 63 arter. Everything you need right there.

Everything you need.

Look at that.

All right.

If Danny misses this, Jack is the winner of the field goal contest.

Yeah, yeah.

I would love one.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I'm telling you he's the hero. contest. Yeah, I love one. Thank you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm telling you, he's the hero. Danny Banz.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Sam Bucha is out at third place. We are backing into the 20 yard line.

That's not a good thing to see.

Yeah, that's not a good thing for you to see.

He could miss any two. He could miss any two. He could miss any two. Jack's backing it up way back now. Big run up. Go, go, go, go.

Bit left. Okay, that's okay.

It felt a bit left.

Hit a little higher on the ball. You don't need it to go as high. Hit the ball out lower. So his foot's too low. He's got too much air. Yeah, his foot's too low. Hit a little higher on the ball.

Alright.

Jack's final kick.

Go ball.

Go ball.

Is that good? No good.

No, no, no. Short.

No good.

No good. Just shot. Hey good form it looked good today. Good ball spin, but All right, if Danny drills this Team vanilla gets first place

Come on

And the number 11, that's my number. That's your number. That's my number. I swap them in for a game. See if someone notices Why'd you go leases? She turned leases back. Yeah, we don't like that. It's a bad thing.

It's a bad thing for all the 11s out there.

This is it. Danny Band, he's doing it for Vanilla.

Does he get it? Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Easy! Oh my gosh! Easy! Go!

Go!

Danny, you absolutely drilled it.

Oh, God.

I gotta ask you, any experience kicking field goals?

Never in my life. This is my first time.

First time!

I have a proposal. What do we...

I would love to hear it.

Let me try a 40-yarder for charity.

Hey!

Yeah, yeah.

I'm down. Let's back you up.

Come on.

Everybody, we're going to back you up.

What charity?

Do you have one in mind?

What charity?

It's your charity.

What charity you want to do?

United We Dream.

United We Dream?

United We Dream.

Danny, what if you go 40 yards? What do they do?

What do they do? United we dream? United we dream. Alright, Danny Banz is going for a 30 yard field goal if he hits it.

40 yards.

40 yard field goal. Danny, you hit a 40 yard field goal, what do you want me to donate, 5k?

5k, come on.

Fuck it, I'll donate 10k.

I'll match your 5. You'll match my 5, alright.

Me and Cameron donate 10k to United We Dream if you hit this 40 yarder.

Let's do it.

Come on now.

Come on now. Come on now. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny,

Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! That's crazy! That's sick! This is incredible! That's so sick! That's so sick! That's so sick!

Oh my gosh! This is incredible!

I mean, from never kicking a field goal to a 40-yarder, just like that. Incredible. Oh my gosh, this is incredible. I mean, from never kicking a field goal to a 40-yarder, just like that.

Incredible. Oh my God. Give it up for Danny Banks!

Wallace!

That was incredible. Replay! Oh my God!

Oh, he's back over here. He's already back in the middle. Already back middle. Not today. Oh, he's back over here. He's already back in the middle. All right.

Danny.

Danny, congratulations, man.

That was amazing, bro. Congratulations. That's 10k5 for me. Hey, can we get a big round of applause for Cameron Dinker as well? Cameron, where can we see you this year? What are you up to? Oh man, we got games coming up right here at SoFi Stadium right down the street.

Catch me on all my socials, DickerTheKicker, and hey, let's go win some football games this year, baby. Yeah, let's go! All right, that was fucking awesome. Thank you very much, Cameron. Shout out, Danny. I will be donating that money very soon

So while I do it, let's kick it over to nut and slime to recap that event damn that was sick

Man, what a show

Stealer right there. He he nails the beginning the entire competition and then backs it up 10 more yards for charity I'm not gonna lie. I was nervous

We were nervous.

We were nervous.

You got to make it. You can't miss that. The stakes with the charity, it was almost storybook.

That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. So sick. I'm glad it came together. Have you ever seen that old, he's like a Raiders kicker. He never moved. Do you know about this?

Uh, you're talking about?

He kicked like 60 yard field goals.

Jankowski?

I think that's the guy. First round pick. He just did this, boom.

And I was like, Zoyle, that's him. That was him.

And then he failed to do a 15 yard.

Yeah, I was practicing with some of these guys earlier. They were very confident.

And it just hurt to see them choke under the pressure.

Who choked the most?

I heard Ludwig talking to Agent. He told him, well, he asked him what type of headspace he was in. My immediate thought was, those are two of my favorite things.

Right, you do love space.

Headspace, two of my favorite things. Let's see that replay. There's Cameron Dicker. You know what I was thinking about? The best team in Los Angeles, the LA Chargers.

Well, the only.

No, not the only team.

The best team.

You know what I was thinking? We get our last names from people. Like, Fletcher, you're an arrow maker, your family's arrow maker, Cooper, that's a barrel maker,

and he's Cameron Dicker.

Who knows what his family lineage is.

You can only imagine the lineage.

Possibly Irish?

I would hope so. You know, also who surprised me a lot was Jack. Again, coming off of a horrible time the past couple days,

he was popping that shit right through the damn building. He was light on his feet and it makes sense because there was probably nothing in him. He's basically air He is yeah, he's so swift and power left everything out there

Just an incredible performer. That was one of the greatest kicks. I've ever seen team

Team vanilla

Love that they're putting clutch. They're clutching it for Vanilla right now. For Vanilla! That's pretty sick. So next up we are getting actually now the bridge joust which I'm pretty eager to see. That's basically combat.

I'm eager to see it too. I do want to talk about Team Vanilla for a moment because I remember yesterday Team Jack showed out and we weren't expecting that. And I think part of it had to do with their leader, Jack, not being on the field. Do we think we're going to see a similar thing from Team Vanilla today,

whose leader, Vanilla, is not here? Yeah, I think you get sort of a buff when you're fighting for someone who might be absent, right? But to be fair to Team Jack, it's like he came back and they're they're as strong as ever so I think the bond that ties them is Is gonna do a lot of work, and I'm kind of worried about phase I think they're kind of the story of the tournament. I'm really interested in their trajectory We'll get the tabulations up pretty quick here, but I see Ron shitting the bed. I see Faisal

Lacey shitting the bed Lacey was was not shitting. Lacey was a machine out there.

A machine that got sixth.

What are we doing?

Well, you can't win everything, because then it's like, why would you even have these competitions? I don't know if you saw the movie The Incredibles, but I remember an iconic scene where the kid, I forgot his name, Dash, they made him get second place. I only remember the mom. The mom is the... He was running 100 meters at school. He was on the track and field team. They made him get second place

because they didn't want him to stand out too much. I think that's a similar thing we're seeing from FaZe Lacey today.

Interesting.

Because you don't want to cause suspicion or just make it an unfair environment.

I mean, we're here to have fun, you know.

Yeah. Dude, let me show you this DM I got last night after we gave Lily that score. I'm just gonna have you read it in your mind.

They were calling you.

Do not read it out loud. Okay. Just read it.

Oh, my God!

Jesus! I know. And I was like... That's like a... Sorry. I know. It's like violent. Isn't that crazy? I was seeing a lot of people calling you that bald fuck. Yeah, that's normal. That's fine But that person made it a little more spicy

Anyway guys, we're setting up for the joust It's coming up and we'll get the full tabulation to see who's in the lead here for the entire point I'm Caroline also a good kicker. No, that's not great kick. That's not the final. No, this is Just what we saw from the field goal kick. Don't read it out. I'm not doing that You just read out what we just saw. Okay, I'm gonna lose my mind. Well, I guess I will just be quiet Yes, I'll just be quiet Isn't silence nice sometimes no, this is I only get to talk for like five minutes every hour. Just let me have something, you know

They're spamming bald fuck in the chat, here we go, man. Squeaks isn't even here. Is he bald? I thought he had hair.

He has what's called a half piece. And here it is. Here's the final tabulation.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Team Emily in first.

Interesting.

Did not see that coming.

Jason, Team Jason, Team FaZe in third place, and Fuzely still bringing up the rear and tied with team Sina this is honestly a horse race. We still have how many events I think for events including the pentathlon. It's coming up

We're gonna go to a quick break. Stay tuned. We're gonna come back with the bridge joust stay right here Hey, how's it going?

I hope you guys are enjoying the stream. Normally this is the part of the show where I would serve you an ad and make a boatload of money, but I'm going to do something a little bit different. I'm going to give away free stuff, specifically Mogul Moves merch. All you gotta do is type !ATT in chat. Why? Well, AT&T actually asked me to do this.

So thank you very much to AT&T, not only for the merch giveaway, but also for helping make this event come to life. They're one of the great partners that I get to work with to do cool stuff like this, and there's a lot more cool stuff we have planned for the rest of the year So anyway, thank you very much AT&T for keeping me connected to my friends my family and you guys and type

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Thank you. Am I live? Oh shit. I got a cookie. I got a cookie from Sakura.

Shout out to Sakura. All right, welcome back to Streamer Games. We are hot off. Friday, September 15th. I got a cookie. I got a cookie from Sakura. Shout out, Sakura. All right, welcome back to Streamer Games. We are hot off probably one of the coolest live stream moments I've ever been a part of.

Shout out Danny Banz again. If you don't see behind me, they're currently practicing for our next event, which is going to be volleyball. Now this year, it's gonna be 5v5, first to 11 points. It's a bracket.

So we're going to have teams play each other. The tiebreaker this time, because four people are technically going to lose their first game, is going to be point differential. How many points you score versus how many points are scored against you. That make sense?

It's volleyball.

Yeah.

Wait, we're not doing volleyball?

Oh, what the fuck?

All right, it's time for bridge joust! I bet. All right, guys, it's time for some bridge joust. Now we're going to run through how this works. Me and Stance are going to give you an example. First off, no shoes inside the bridge jouse zone.

Alright, can I give you this cookie? Sorry, I couldn't finish it in time. Damn, that cookie's good. You're going to be in here. The goal, simply put, is to knock your opponent off. And so if I push stance and he touches the ground, I get a point. It's a best of three, so first one to knock

your opponent down twice wins. Couple clarifications. If I do this, that counts as out. I cannot stand on Stanz's peg. If Stanz pulls it, he is out. You cannot pull your competitor's baton. If I'm playing and I drop my baton, I am out. I'm not allowed to drop my baton. You can hold it with one hand, you can hold it with two hands, you can hold it how you want, you just can't drop it. You can hold it with one hand, you can hold it with two hands, you can hold it how you want, you just can't drop it. You can stand however you'd like, you just have to be on the top of your platform, and that's basically it.

No headshots.

Oh, avoid headshots. I said avoid! Headshots only! Concussion simulant! No, okay, we're not. You're not DQ'd, but you'll get a warning. If you're going for it intentionally, I'll DQ you. If you're out there trying to kill someone... What if he hits me in the head and I fall off?

If he hits you in the head and you fall off, was it intentional?

Yes.

Then he doesn't count.

What if it's not intentional?

Then it counts. Alright, so let's get going. Who are our first two competitors? They know. Who are our first two competitors? Can I get Jason the Weed up there? And let me hear for his competitor. You can have whatever color you competitor, Mr. Arthur.

I should probably stay on this side, that's allowed.

Alright, I think you guys heard all the rules.

How are you feeling?

It's going to go on my whistle. Alright, on stand is whistle. Best of three. Go! All right on stands is whistle. That's the three go Jason losing bounce early. Mr. Arthur. Let's go his noodle. Watch the head big mistake

It's up to you it was a head shot

It was a head shot

Can I get a replay?

Touch the field.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold, hold, hold. I need a replay.

Hit me in the head.

I want to see that replay. Was that a clear headshot?

That was clear.

Give me the mic, you bitch! You bitch! Arthur, I think that might have been the head. That is going to be one point for Jason.

All right.

Three, two, one.

Jason falls, so it's one point Arthur, one point Jason, next point wins.

All right, if our competitors end up leaning like this, we're going to be more leaning on the headshots.

You got to be real careful if you put your head down there.

You know what? Fuck this shit.

Headshots are allowed. All right. Try to decide who gets a head shot. Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!

Kill him!

Kill him!

Kill him!

Kill him! Alright, that's a loss. Alright, our winner. Because Jason dropped his noodle, he loses that round. Mr. Arthur moves on. Jason LeWine will be getting last place. Now, he did get a point, so he might be able to get a higher placement if his opponents don't. Alright, let's get our next two competitors. Disguise Toast! Give it up! Where you at toast is it Jodi give it up for quarter J

All right, I'm sorry you said you're nervous yeah, what are you nervous about?

I think that you know in comparison to my opponents, I feel really small and short.

But maybe I got, like, agility and balance and something.

Who is your opponent? Do you know?

No, but I saw everybody taking their shoes off,

and of those people, they're all a little taller than me.

Would you rather face a guy or a girl?

I have no preference.

Well, let's...

As long as they're around yay height.

What about Caroline Kwan?

Okay!

Alright, give it up! Caroline Kwan's your opponent!

She's even scarier, but I'm down.

Yeah, I thought you were going to be more scared of her.

I am scared of Caroline. In a good way.

Caroline, where you at?

Where she at? If she doesn't show up in 15 minutes, you get to win. I think I see her taking her shoes off.

Oh, there she is.

Hello, Miss Man.

All right, that's a three.

Headshots are allowed.

What?

Headshots are allowed.

Let's not be vicious about it.

Hey, I'm going to do my best to not hit you in the head, but.

But if it happens, it happens. Get up there and have some fun. I already got one, so.

Not again, not again.

No, I take it.

All right, round of applause for our competitors.

Oh!

Got the.

So the tiebreaker is both points earned and time lasted. Jason got one point, lasted a while. Let's see how long whoever loses this one lasts. On your whistle ref. Caroline starts with a big swing. Big swing from Caroline. They're just throwing haymakers. Jody falls. As she falls, she pushes Caroline. However, Jody's foot puts her down first.

One point Caroline. She is one point away from taking round one.

Round two.

Oh my God! Jody with the phenomenal play. Let's get a replay. Stands, hold it. Stands, hold it. Stands.

Stands.

Stands. Stands. Stands. Oh my God! Jody with the phenomenal play, let's get a replay. Stans, hold it, Stans, hold it. Stans, Stansy, Stansy, hold it. I wanna see a quick replay of that round. Can you make it infinite? She goes for the down swipe, loses her footing.

Bringing it to a game three situation. Caroline and Jody, are you ready? Stands you on your whistle, we are in it! Hey makers, hat goes flying.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think Jody touched first. Jody touched first. Caroline Quad takes it. Round of applause for Caroline.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes.

Now, it is a legitimate strategy to go for a, what do you call it? A self-destruct play. No, Michael, not that word. Michael, stop yelling that.

Stop yelling that, Michael.

You can go for a self-destruct play, if you will. But if your foot touches their pedestal before they touch the ground, you lose.

It's kind of risky.

All right, anyway, Caroline moves on. And our next round is going to me. I'm getting word. It's going to be team Adapt and the fighter for that team is going to be Adapt. How we doing? Great, great. I'm excited. You're talking about how today's a bounce back day.

Does that start now? It starts right now. I mean it's really been starting all day. Our team has slowly been climbing up and up and up and because of my team we're in striking distance of making that pentathlon. I've got to show up, I've got to perform.

You've got to show up.

Yep.

Alright, we'll get up on in there. And then Team Jack!

We have Abe!

Let's go Adapt! Abe, how do you feel? Any strategy going in? Am I going against him?

You're going up against Adapt.

Bro! Abe! Abe, how you feel? Any strategy going in?

Am I going against him?

You're going up against Adapt.

Bruh.

Come on Adapt, come on!

Abe, pretty much every competitor you would have gone against might have an advantage in reach.

What do you mean by that?

In the sense that your reach might be less. Good luck out there, Abe! Round of applause for Abe!

Yeah, let's go Abe! Yes. Good luck out there, Rae. Round of applause, Rae. Let's go, Abe.

Alright, Abe's going on up. Adapt's going barefoot. Let's look at the stance of the feet. Can we get tight on the feet here? Not too tight, Jesus. Alright, best of three, round one.

On stands his whistle. Get set.

Abe already wobbling before even throwing out a swing.

Oh!

That's a foot touch.

Adapt did fall first. Let's change the footing here, boys. I think the footing, you kind of want to go one foot in front of the other. You need both horizontal and vertical balance. Adapt's going less aggro this round.

Oh, Darth Maul technique. Abe goes for a big swing, whiffs, Abe's falling.

Point blue.

Big adjustments from Adapt. The adjustment from Adapt there was, let Abe do the reach, let me do the teach. Round three for everything. Whoa. I need a replay, I need a replay. I need a replay. We need a replay. We need a replay. It's close. It's very close. Whoever touched first.

Oh, I think I think I think Abe touched first. Can I get another angle? Let me get...

Oh, it's knee versus foot.

So you can see... His left foot is locked in his hand though. No you can see his left foot. You can see his left foot's clear. No you can see his left foot guys. You literally see his left foot's clear. Can you see his right foot? No, you can see his left foot, guys. You literally see his left foot. His knee is on the podium.

Look at this. You see his left foot right there. He hit the pillar! The pillar counts as out.

Do we have enough?

You see it! That's his knee touching, and that's Abe in the air. What do you mean you don't think so? I get you right for it.

If your knee is touching there though, that's it.

Yes, yes, you can't touch the podium.

I get you right for your boy.

No, no, no, you can't.

Y'all, I have a ruling. We said it all day, the pillar counts as out.

The knee touched the pillar pillar Abe wins round three He's midair. I can run one more angle, but I'm pretty sure about this one. Who's next?

The faster we get the next, the easier this goes. I think this is our angle. Yeah. All right, Arky and Zoyle. It's just the question is, like, it's the knee versus, like, a clear body part. All right, our final round one, we have Zoyal. Zoyal. Welcome. You are repping Team Fuseli. I am.

What's the strategy going into this?

You said as long as you're not touching the floor, you're in, right?

You've got to be on your podium.

Their podium counts as out, the floor counts as out. As long as I'm on my podium, I'm in. As long as you're on your podium, yeah, you're in. No matter how I'm on it. What are you asking? Yeah, why are you bringing this all up?

Am I on my knees?

Wait, what?

Can I be on my knees?

You can be on your knees.

Then that's all I'm doing.

All right, get up there, Zoyle. Round of applause for Zoyle, everybody. Woo! going in. I don't know if you heard what Zoyal said he's doing. He's on his knees. This is reminding me of David and Goliath right now. And you're David? I'm David. And he's Goliath? He's Goliath. Well let's see it David. Get out there. No it's not. Yeah I don't care. Arc can go on his knees if he wants. Now you guys might be thinking at home like Yugi, it's unfair if you're on your knees.

All you need to do is be on your platform. That's one point Zoyle! That is one point Zoyle. The question is, is Arki going to adopt the strategy of Zoyle? Is Arky also going to go on his knees? If you can't beat him, join him situation. Arky's saying, I'd rather stand.

This is for elimination. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Zoyle dropped his pool noodle before Arky touched the floor. It is one to one, you can't drop it. You can't drop it. Even if you do it as a sacrifice play, you cannot let go of your noodle. And you can see before Arky touches the ground, Zoyle's hands leave the pool. It's very clear in that image. You can't chuck it. Third round, final round.

Arky leaning against Zoyle's body. Arky wins! And it's a great play. Zoyle, I mean, your strategy was good. The issue was you dropped the noodle. Because you were holding it to push. And so you couldn't get And because you're on your knees, you don't have the reach. So it looks like the strategy might have backfired, but you were stable. I was stable. Alright, well good job. Round of applause

for Zoyal, everybody.

Yeah, I'll call.

All right, we are moving on. We're going to have to figure out the tiebreaker for those four, because I think they all went to game three. It's going to be a little crazy.

Tiebreaker is time.

I know. The time's going to be crazy. We got who up? Throw me back, I missed it. Alright, can I get Arthur up here? Round of applause for Arthur! Reppin' Team Emily, you are going up against Caroline Kwan.

Where's Caroline? Caroline Kwan, get up here. Alright, this is to make it to the finals. Loser will participate in a third place match. We got Caroline, we got Arthur. Chat's saying Caroline devours here, let's see it. Oh, Arthur goes for a head swing.

That's a foot touch.

Caroline, almost a beast came out of her when Arthur went for the head hit. She saw blood but forgot the rules of the game. You can't go to your opponent's platform.

I might have made it out of the ring.

But I think she wants to see blood this round. I would be scared if my name was Arthur. Arthur calmly chewing gum. Round two, elimination for Caroline. Good swings from both. Caroline goes for a last-ditch effort, doesn't work.

She touches the ground first. Arthur moves on to the finals. Caroline will be playing a third-place match, but she does drop 2-0 to Arthur. Next up, I need Abe. Can I get a round of applause for Abe? Where's Abe at? Team Jack's Abe.

Abe will be going up against Arky. Where's Arky at?

Arky! Arky. Now I gotta ask, Vanilla's not here today.

But you guys are making a surge, starting with Danny Banz. Insane performance.

If you are able to get top two here That's a lot of points you guys might squeeze into the top if I win this I'm top two I think a top four overall your team. Okay, if you win this you will be in the business. I'll do got it So there's a big win here. What's going heart it's love all love who's that for who's the heart for? who's he love? Arky! Where's Abe? Abe! Shoes off! All right Abe how do you feel this

round? I got injured. You got injured again?

Well, it was the same injury from yesterday.

Same injuries and flames. This is your flu game. Round of applause for Abe. Get in there. All right, best of three between these two. I still don't love the foot positioning of the competitors. I don't love it, but they do what they do All right, our other semifinals winner plays Arthur a

Phenomenal strap by Arky he wins that round You saw him hook A's baton and a didn't let go. One point for Arki there. Game point for Abe. It'll be game point for Abe if he doesn't win this. Good shot by Arki. Another good shot by Arki. He gets the hook.

Wow!

And you see a clear strategy of hooking Abe, pulling him in. That's allowed as long as you're not pulling with your hands. Now Abe has a counter play of letting go. Didn't think of it in time.

Head shots are fine.

Abe will be going to losers. He will be playing Caroline Kwon right now for third place. Caroline Kwon, where you at? Hey, if you stay up there. You're going against Caroline for third. Where's Caroline at? How do they always disappear so far?

Caroline!

How is it even possible? Yeah, yeah, you're playing, bro. Yeah, I'm saw Hedgehog throw a K. How is it even possible? Are you calling me by name? Yeah, yeah, you're playing, bro.

I believe in you.

Yeah, I'm calling your name.

I can't hear you.

Third place match.

I hit him in the face 10 fucking times in your face.

Hit him in the face.

I got a few better runs.

I'll get it around you.

I don't hear anything. flying out from Team Jack. They're not happy with the ruling of the last game. All right guys, round of applause for our third place match! Avery's Caroline, best of three. Caroline's going for blood, Abe's waiting for his shot. He gets one, Caroline on the defense, she's rattled. Abe with a show of mercy.

Abe is yelling out sorry, but sorry doesn't get you points. Big swing from Caroline, no competitor fallen yet. Abe is first to touch. That was our longest fight of the day. These competitors are exhausted, but they got another round to go at least. Quick replay. You see Abe gets gassed, eventually just goes for

a push. The push doesn't work with your noodle facing that way though. Caroline gets a point. Caroline, we need you back on. Abe, we Abe off, Team Sina gets third overall. Team Jack will get fourth. She goes for the layout. It does not work. Caroline drops a point to Abe. We are going to game three. These competitors are exhausted. And guess what? It's time to get up. One more. One more. These are much more solid than the ground. You see Caroline goes out the same way that Abe did round one.

Jerk it, jerk it, jerk it. Jerk it, chance coming live. Jerk it, jerk it, jerk it.

Just follow, just follow.

Here we are, game three. Starting a lot like game one and two. A whole lot of what the hell are they doing. Big miss by Abe. Starting a lot like game one and two. A whole lot of what the hell are they doing?

Big miss by Abe. Whoa!

That was a nail-biter, but... Unfortunately for Team Jack, Abe fell first. Congrats to Team Sandow! We'll get a replay to confirm it right now. Abe had a really good extension, but I'm almost positive he touched first.

Quick replay, you see Abe going for the push. He doesn't get the full, and there he is. Yup. And we are moving on to our finals! Where's Arthur?

Here on mine.

Alright Arthur, this is for first overall for Team Emily. How important is it for you guys to win this event?

I mean we're first place right now. I'm doing good. I haven't fallen yet.

And it's Arky, so... What does that that mean when you say and it's Arky? Do I need to say anything you're saying just look at him Presence than Arky is Yes, all right well mr. Arthur round of applause get on up there Arky, I'm sure you heard the words of your opponent. Just look at him.

What does that mean?

That's his problem.

He's too cocky right now, you know what I'm saying? But, hey, it's OK, you know what I'm saying?

I'm just going to do what I got. Get on up there, Arky. Round of applause. Our final best of three, Team Vanilla versus Team Emily. This would be huge for Team Vanilla to secure back-to-back Ws. They'd almost assuredly be in the top four if that happened, let's see it.

Whoa!

A rare misstep by Arki. Let's hold. I need a replay on that. Take your time. Arki, we're back in it. We're back in it. Whoa! Whoa! It is one to one. Arthur, you're going to have to watch the grab there.

All right, it's game three, final round. And Mr. Arthur wins!

Arky unfortunately drops his noodle. Arky come here.

I went for the suicide.

You went for it, second overall. Talk to me about round one, what happened there?

I had bad footing at the start, instantly fell.

That was like tug of war.

It was like tug of war. But you made a redemption, second overall is huge. Watch the replay here. Dude I went for the suicide.

When I see him like that, I went for it.

Bro, what the fuck was that?

Hey, round of applause for Arki! And let's go over to Team Emily. Y'all, I think with this win, you guys are very securely first overall.

Is that right? Yes!

Yes!

Give it up for them!

Give it up for them!

Give it up for them!

Emily, yesterday, I think you were sad about your performance. You were worried that you might not make top four.

Yes!

How do you feel right now?

I'm so proud of my teammates. I couldn't be here without them. I'm so proud of you! Thanks guys! And this is really awesome and I'm excited to see what's to come. And everyone's killing it today, so I'm really proud of them.

Well, shout out to your teammate Mr. Arthur for securing first place!

Woo!

And then the only other thing we have to address is those tiebreakers. Do we have them? All right, as we do that, we're going to be transitioning over to volleyball and to look at some replays. Well, I guess we got to we got to kick it over to our caster desk. Slime Nut, what's going on?

It almost sounded like he didn't want to leave the field after seeing all of that cool, awesome action. You know what? Ruthless Dutch efficiency out there by Team Emily.

Ruthless and Dutch. Those are the two words that I would have used to describe them as well. A gutsy performance by Team Emily.

Gutsy.

It does require guts to last in the ring like that.

And I will say something, Arkie's stealing my heart a little bit.

He is.

I think so. I think he's very charming. His attitude is always really bright. And he's always ready to compete, ready to compete.

And I am pleasantly surprised by his tenacity. He's had a huge year streaming. A year ago, he was not here at all. He wasn't even really on the map. To now, a-place finish in one of the most important matches in the entire tournament a Gutsy performance, especially with their captain vanilla missing today

Ja, and that was very necessary ring. I do not care about him. Is this insensitive? I Don't know probably not I pretended he was a Volkswagen Okay, you're I guess a car are there other thing I was driving. I don't know Do they drive on the other side of the street there? I don't think they drive cars Well, they make Volkswagen they make them ship them out elsewhere. Otherwise, they walk everywhere. Oh Yeah, they only have one car there?

There's one car.

Just a Volkswagen?

One Volkswagen?

That's right. Caroline, so Caroline hit her, she fell on the podium and she actually I think like hit her ribs pretty hard. So I hope there is a massage tent. I hope maybe that can, we also have a medic for like the real injuries. That's when E-Rob, the medic got such a workout before the games even started, he's the only thing that person had to do

was take care of E-Rob. I'm realizing that right now.

That was an entire day long job for them. And I'm not gonna lie, I was walking around the massage tent really tempted to go over there because my shoulders and back have just been killing me.

I think that's for the people on the field. Those days are behind you.

I have a talent badge they gave me to get in here. It says talent. There's no reason why I should not be able to get a badge. Just shoving EROB out of the way. Excuse me. It's priorities.

He was hogging it yesterday. Let's look at the leaderboard right now. Team Emily running away with first place. Wow. Followed by Team Jack, Jason, and Vanilla. And so that's why that Arky performance was so important. They've moved up into fourth place.

Just by the skin of their teeth.

Just by the skin on their teeth. I don't know if you've seen Arky's teeth.

Great skin.

They're really nice.

Not a single pimple.

You know, too, Team Fuseli is still in the bottom row here. They kind of, the events are winding down. We're doing volleyball next, and then we're doing Simon Says, no, sorry, volleyball, tablecloth, and then Simon Says. So there's three events left before the qualifier to get in the top four that get you to the pentathlon to be able to win the entire tournament, right?

So we're running out of time for those bottom three teams, I would call them. They're both in the 30s range right now. And it's a little scary.

They needed to take advantage of these events that we've been doing today, and sadly they have not been able to. It seems like the top five teams are running away with those spots. It's really gonna come down to those final two,

maybe three spots, it seems like. And those teams that are in the race, in the hunt, they're going to have to move quick. Simon Says is going to be an interesting one. I actually competed in Simon Says last year. I don't know if you knew this. I cheated several times.

I moved. No one saw me. I guess I went unnoticed. Kind of hurt my feelings a little bit because I was assuming everyone was looking at me, but... So how did you cheat? I just, I moved and didn't, he was pointing at the people that were out, didn't point at me, I guess he, I guess, I guess... So, so it's like when the blackjack dealer is like, pays you out even though you busted and you just don't say anything.

I busted?

You know what I'm saying? Like...

What are you talking about I would never I would not do that gambling. I'm not sorry I'm not addicted to gambling like you okay. I would never do that in public. I'm trying to okay. How about this analogy? It's like when the teacher She said I'm gonna for busting she says I'm gonna collect your homework at the end of class and the frost all she forgets She forgets she forgets and then if someone in the class says hey, what'd you suppose to say? My name is slime. You were supposed to get the I didn't do you were kidding me

I we I've been in classes with you since kindergarten. You would always do that. No, I was just making fun of you I don't know why I was doing it. This is the thing I do sometimes when I don't know what to say I'll just start making fun of slime. Isn't that interesting? Dude, we were at that Halloween party and you were dressed as Brian the dog and you

just kept calling me bald.

It was crazy.

Oh, you were Stewie.

No, I wasn't.

You looked exactly like Stewie. I was dressed as King from Tekken.

Wait, wait, explain to me how you cheated again. Oh, he would say, Simon says, Simon says, and then when he would tell you to do something, but he wouldn't say Simon says the people that moved they were out and I moved a few times and He would point at people that were out didn't point at me. No one said anything. I just stood there, right? Two of the three rounds I think I was in the the final two final three people and you sailed to a third place overall victory I think both time it was a

The the person that won that was the place that they got and then everyone else I got to like the final four multiple times, but I never won So I didn't get I think I got fourth place. There was more scrutiny on you toward those later rounds There was there was more scrutiny, but ultimately it was karma. Sure like karma

We're setting up for volleyball right now, guys. And that's going to be, I would argue, besides the Uomo Musume Pretty Derby, probably actually the most close thing to a very active calorie-burning sport that we've seen the whole tournament. So it's actually something people play recreationally, they play in school, something you commonly encounter.

And I'm not sure who's going to do well. I'm not, I just really, it's anyone's game.

I'm not sure either. I'm really looking forward to the Pentathlon that we're doing later.

It's a secret, by the way. We don't know what the events are. It's all kept under lock and key inside of Ludwig's crazy mind. And alongside his feelings and emotions that he just locks away.

Crazy twisted mind.

Doesn't let you in, doesn't like talk to you about problems. He just keeps it all up there forever and ever and ever and ever in a fortress. Anyway, the Pentathlon ideas are up there too, so we don't know what this is going to be.

We don't know what it's going to be. I competed in it last year. Our team got first in that event. I was the person, I think it's called the, what is it, the leg? No, that's just a thing. I was the last person. Oh, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, and I immediately pulled my hamstring. I was not able to walk for like five days.

And E-Rub, wow.

Yeah, we're similar in that way. Let's head over to Ludwig and maybe take a look at his hamstrings. If he pulls them up a little bit. All right, Chad, welcome to volleyball.

We are going to be having all eight teams compete in a tournament style bracket. Now, the way it's going to work is first to eleven. We're going to switch sides at six because it's a little little more advantage if you're on this side versus this side. Going to rotate every serve. Typical volleyball rules, it's five versus five.

Because we're streamers and we're kind of shit, I'm going to allow them to serve touching the red line as opposed to behind the red line. And that's basically the way it'll work. Does that make sense, everybody? All right, Team Emily, I need a rep.

Team Jack, I need a rep. Team Jack, I need a rep. Give me one person from each team. Maybe my captains. Jack, Emily, come over here. All right, Jack, first off, how do you feel going into this?

Strong. I think my legs are good, as everybody saw. I think our team is strong and ready to go. Abe's ready to beat the shit out of everybody.

I'd love to hear that. And if we start losing, we're just gonna start biting people.

Oh, okay.

All right, that's an interesting strategy. I haven't seen it, but we don't have a ruling for it in the book.

Well, you have a medic, so we're good.

We have a medic, we have two actually.

Good.

Emily!

Emily, how are you doing?

Hello! I'm so excited to play you today, good sire. Emily, you just got first place in the last competition. Woo!

And the last two, last of you.

I'm sure you want to follow it up.

Yes.

But you could get out first round here. This is a pretty strong team you're going up against.

And we probably will get out because I'm playing today live. So my goal is to be in the back and my team will carry.

Well, spoken like a true captain. Thank you, thank you, Jack. To start us off, we're going to do a rock, paper, scissors. The winner will get to choose if they either want to pick the side or if they want first possession.

Okay.

Alright, on my mark.

Are we going on shoot?

We're going to go rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Okay.

It's going to be a best of three. Are you ready?

I'm calculating. All right, okay rock paper scissors shoot

That's the three Rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Jack, GG.

Oh my god, you're reading me like a book!

Jack, would you like to choose side or would you like first position?

Can I confirm with my team?

You can.

Okay, team.

Oh my god, so embarrassing.

Team, team!

Yes.

I would go side.

Sounds bright. Well, I guess you switch sides after six anyway. You get to switch after six anyway.

We pick side, we pick here.

Okay, so just to clarify, we're gonna switch sides after one team hits six points.

Oh, then we want third first.

Well, it doesn't matter.

It's probably better for our head.

Let's just, we'll start here.

All right, you are picking side. Emily, you will start over there. You start with possession. Let's get the show on the road. Woo! Damn, those are awesome. Can I get one of them?

Shit.

Those are comfortable. All right, Team Emily. Assume your positions. Give it up if you think Team Emily's going to win.

Yeah! All right. your positions. Give it up you think team Emily's gonna win.

All right give it up you think team Jack's gonna win. I think they want Jack to win if I was a betting man. It makes sense team Emily's in first with 55 right now they have a big lead. If you're wondering, it matters if you're top four, but it also matters if you have a lead. So extending the lead is a big deal. You get an advantage in the pentathlon, a time advantage. You get to start before any other competitor. So if they're up by 15 on fourth place, it's gonna be real hard for them to come back in the pentathlon with that 15 second advantage. All right, y'all ready?

Timmy, I'll take your phone, can I tweet off it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Getting a little bit naughty, am I?

Are you guys ready?

All right, first.

What are you guys yelling?

First possession's gonna be over here.

First serves, back right, back right serves, back right serves.

First possession. First possession's gonna be over here. First serves, back right, back right serves, back right serves. Hold up, they're doing a two-three formation. Unorthodox formation from Team X or Emily.

First serve is it's Tim, he's going for a running serve. I think he's going for an overhead serve here, a risky maneuver if he misses. It's a point for the other team and possession.

Alright.

When you're ready, zero serve and zero.

Yep.

It's Timmy, gets it across. And that is ace! One point for Team Extra Emily! Ball stays with Timmy, gets it across, and that is ace! One point for Team Extra Emily! Ball stays with Timmy. Ball stays with Timmy. Miscommunication between Abe and Slimecicle. I thought we were... is he serving? Yep. Big rally going on here. A with the set, slime with the set over.

And Mr. Arthur with the big mistake, that ball was going out of bounds. It's his team's job to let him know. Hits it into the net. It is 1-1 and Lili Picchu is serving for Team Jack. Crowd coming to life for Lili. Whenever you're ready 1-1. Jack getting the crowd alive. Lili Picchu gets it across. Big set. Going for a spike. Bad set, that's four hits. That is four hits.

A good initial set by Sam Buccia, but Arthur's set a little too far back. Lily, another serve, 2-1. Gets it across, good set by Sam. Asks for the spike, doesn't get it. Set from Slime, gets it over.

That's out of bounds, three-one! Lily Pichu walking away with this one, another serve for her. Now Sam is receiving these well, but the communication's not there. He's trying to get the spike from his teammates.

Good serve, it goes back. Emily misses, that's inbounds. That is inbounds, it's in the line. That's in the line. The line is in. Line is in.

Oh, it hit the line?

Yeah, it hit the line. We can get a replay on that. Can we get a replay on the line? I'll double check it, but I'm 90% sure that's in. I'm a line judge it's in folks. Easily in. 4-1 for Team Jack. Lillipichu still serving.

All right, Lillipichu. Good serve towards Emily. Ace! 5-1. Lillipichu's running away with it! Alright, next point we will swap sides. Lily serves it, goes to Timmy. Timmy to Mari, Mari misses. That is 6-1, switch sides, switch sides! Keep your order, keep your order. Still Lily's serve.

Still Lily's serve. They gotta beat her to swap her.

Let's go, Lily, let's go! Crowd come left. Let's go, Lily, let's go! Let's go, Lily, let's go! Let's go, Lily, let's go!

Six to one, Lily, let's go! Let's go, Lily, let's go! Six to one, Lily serves! Does she keep the domination on the other side? Sepp from Sam, Sepp from... Spike over, Jack returns, Sam returns. Toss up! And a great play by Sam Buccia.

They're going to rotate. Six to 2. Mari, you should be in the back right, I believe. Yeah, this is good. This is good. Because the last serve was Timmy.

Well, actually, that does seem confusing. Miscommunication from the team. Jack bumps it. Bump from Slime out of bounds. Alright. Score is 6-3. Sambucha hoping to bring his team back in.

Gets it across. Bump by Ray. Arthur hits it over. Jack receives. Slime, hits it back over. Hit by Emily.

Not strong enough.

Three to seven. It is now to be served by Valkyrae. Valkyrae. Rotate clockwise. You move to the top right Jack. Jack's top right. What the fuck are you guys doing? Alright the team wasn't even set but we're good. That is point for team Emily. Your serve. All right.

Score is 4 to 7. Mr. Arthur is serving. We are playing to 11. He is a lefty here. Whenever you're ready. Gets it over, received by Lily.

Bump to Abe. Abe bumps it. It's inbounds. And it's across! Still in play.

Hold up.

We're going to have to review. Did she touch the net? Did she touch the net? We're going to look at the replay. That shit is legal as hell, folks.

Yeah.

She can't, when she's touching it, touch the net. But I think if you hit it and then run it to the net,

that's fine, no?

You can touch the net.

You can't touch the net when you're hitting. You can't like spike it and hit it. But I think if you hit it and then you do this.

Hold up, hold up.

One second, y'all. Everybody pause. y'all everybody pause hey any of you motherfuckers play volleyball who's my best volleyball player you're good you're good? No, no, no. No, no, no. Everyone shut up except this guy in the glasses. Come forward. Alright, what's your volleyball experience?

High school. High school? Is that shit legal? No. That shit's not legal. It's not legal. It's a big decision here. Oh, they're saying it's the Sam touch. I need another run back. Does Sam touch on the spike? Does Sam touch on the spike here?

Oh! I think the Mari touch is legal. Sam, you touch the net as you spike it down, dragging the net. It doesn't matter. You can't do this.

Did I do that?

Yeah, yeah, you can run it back. Run it one more time. Let's show Sam. You basically pull with your fingers. You'll see you pull the net here. They're replaying you guys talking a little further back.

It doesn't matter if you touch the net all the way down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One more replay. Watch the fingers pull the net here. That's that's illegal. That's illegal. That's illegal. I'm just letting you know the rules of volleyball. All right that is going to be ball over here. Let's get a rotate. That's just illegal right? I'm not wrong. I'm like 98% on this one. We're just trying to keep it straight, you know? Can't touch the net at all.

It's a net violation. Both are illegal. Never touch the net! Yeah, you're good. Serve over. Nice serve. Goes to Emily. Bumps over by Arthur. Sam with the spike.

And I think that's totally legal. That is point for extra Emily. Sam adapts quickly. I want a replay because that was kind of sick. He might not have even made contact with the ball. Look at this play by Sam Buccia, athletic. Doesn't even touch the ball. Fakes it out.

Doesn't touch the net. Legal play. Extra Emily to serve. Emily, whenever you're ready. Can we get a score on the screen? And that is a bit short. It's going to be point for Team Jack.

Let's get a rotate. What's our score at? 5-10, I think.

Hold up. We're gonna wait. Hold for score everybody.

We are pausing right now, trying to make sure we have the score up. I believe the score, OK, the score is 5 to 9. Team Jack, you are at 9 points. Extra Emily, you are at 5 points. Abe, it is your serve. Stans, you can just whistle when they're ready to go. Stans, give them a whistle when they're ready.

You can give them a whistle.

Let's go!

Call by Arthur, out of bounds, Sam tries to save it. An amazing reach by Sam, team wasn't ready in time. Game point, Abe. All right, on stands is Whistle.

Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe, Abe,

Ball is up, It's good. Timmy with the...

What the fuck was that?!

Bump over by Arthur. Ave receives. It's over the net. Martin with the set. Ouch! Team Jack wins! Congratulations! Lily, don't go anywhere! Lily Pichu, you earned your team five points. Have you played?

I'm now remembering in the past you've asked me to set up a volleyball event.

You've always ignored me.

I've always ignored you. Is this what you've been holding the whole time?

Well, I played volleyball in high school.

Wait, like, actually, like, freshman team?

Yeah, that was like 30 years ago.

No, you're not that old. Give it up for Lily Petru! I'm the same age as her. She can't... All right, Team Jack will move on. Can we get up our next two teams. I believe we need Team Vanilla. Who are they going up against? I want Team Vanilla on the court and Team SIN on the court. Can I get my teams on the court? Alright, so you can't touch the net.

This shit's a carry. We're kind of half-assed in the rules, I'll be honest. It's a gym class level of rules. Oh, right. I forgot I had this.

Alright.

Hey, Cutie. Cutie, who is your captain for this? I'm doing it. All right, I'm going to need you for rock, paper, scissors in a bit. You can chill for now.

All right, Team Sina.

Team Sina, what am I hearing about this Caroline Kwan injury?

Well, Super is also injured too because he has very extreme sunburns right now.

Oh my god, wait.

If you guys haven't seen Super, he looks crazy.

He is literally joining the pink team right now.

And he's supposed to receive a bump.

Yeah, he looks like he's joining the pink team, so that's bad.

Okay.

And Caroline is also injured and she is hurt in her eye. Wait, how is she injured?

She got hit with a PVC pipe.

From who? What the hell?

Who would have called that?

They shouldn't have allowed headshots at this event.

Don't count us out, okay?

I'm telling you, Team SINNA, we bring the vibes!

We bring the vibes!

Yay!

Stripper TF, can you show us the skin? Show us the back of your hand.

You like that?

Wait, the ankles too? I get the ankles?

Look at that?

Oh my god!

Did you intentionally pick the two worst days for EV?

Wait, wait.

First off, it's UV. Okay, whatever. You're not a fucking Pokemon. Whatever, bro. Second off, it's 77 degrees. Okay, but the UV is... Sunscreen!

I... this is the fourth time, man.

You may be just not made for the outdoors, brother. No, I'm not!

I don't have to tell you.

I apologize to her.

Yeah, and apologize to her.

Caroline, I heard you had an injury.

Multi-tube getting hit in the face.

I apologize. Are you ready to play volleyball? Fuck yeah. volleyball will this stop you from dominating fuck no no I need Sina I need cutie y'all it's not a don't fucking kiss get away from each other get up we're gonna do rock-paper-scissors best of one at this arm's length. I'm gonna call it.

It's on shoot.

Ready?

I'm going scissors.

What did you say?

I'm going scissors. That's nice.

You know what I mean?

Alright, rock.

Hey, I know what you mean.

I know what you mean.

Let's go.

Hey, me too. Alright, it's best of one, so you only have to win one time. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. She fucking lied to you!

Yes! Yes!

She lied to you!

Yes! Yes! Yes! I will always lie to you!

I will always lie!

Alright, Cutie. You get a choice. Do you guys want to start with possession? Or do you want to pick side? Bear in mind we will swap sides at the first team to get six points. Side? You want to start here? Alright, Team Cine will start with the ball. You guys are starting with ball.

Yep.

So Cutie, let me, hold up. You guys are going to swap when you get the ball so you will not be first to serve. So if you want to set up your lineup, it will swap when you receive the ball. You have to rotate when you receive the ball. Back left goes to back right. Or I guess back left goes to middle.

Chad, what the fuck? None of you guys play volleyball in your day. This guy's saying clockwise. Okay I get you. I get you. All right. Zero zero. Sina whenever she's ready. Yeah obviously that's illegal. We all know that.

Alright, it is...

Team Vanilla serve, 1-0 for Vanilla.

Cutie Chance coming alive. Cutie first to serve. Overhead serve, gets across, goes to Sketch. Good bump by Sketch. Received by KDB, bumps it across towards Sinha. Sinha serves it to Sketch, who doesn't react in time. Ball goes to Cutie, they're served still. 2-0.

Good rally there. Cutie serve, trying to get a three-point lead for her team. Overhead serve. That's allowed. That's allowed. Goes towards Emily. Ace! 3-0 for Team Manila. Still there, serve.

Katie, that was kind of tough, I won't lie. That was kind of tough. Still QT serve, going for a four point lead. Wynn got the best of her there. It is three, one, rotate clockwise. Super, you are in the back left.

Cinder, you are in the middle.. Center, you are in the middle. Carolina serve. Caroline, you just have to have one foot on the red line. You can be in front, you just have to have one foot on it. You can be in front or behind. Going for an underhand serve. Out of bounds.

4-1. Team Vanilla gets ball again. Rotate, rotate. KDB to serve. KDB serving, what's new? Underhand serve, directed towards Sinnison, it bumps it, gets it across, goes to Danny B.

Danny sets it over. Miscommunication by Super and Emme. Super never get in the way of a Red Bull athlete again, I swear to fucking God. 5-1. KDB to serve again, goes to Caroline. Caroline bumps it over, Danny spikes it over, nobody there.

Swap sides, swapap sides! Swap sides! Keep your formation. Switch sides. Alright, score is 6-1. Bear in mind, they had advantage because they started with a side that doesn't look into the sun. Game is a lot harder on this side. Let's see if KDB keeps up the momentum. Same positions, y'all, same positions.

All right. On stands is Whistle. You should be in the same. No, no, you are in the opposite. Yeah, you should be over there. You should. Who just served? Hold up. Who just served? Whoever just served should be in that spot. So then you gotta go...

And Sina, you... You're good there. Sketch, you're a little bit middle. You might wanna go... Well, it's up to you.

You're in the front right.

Yeah.

All right.

You're ready whenever. 6-1. You're in the front right. Yeah. All right. You're ready whenever. 6-1.

Out of bounds.

6-2.

Team Cine gets control of the ball. Rotate. Sketch now to serve. Give it up for Sketch, everybody. Good guy. He's a good guy. Gave his shoes to the crowd earlier.

2-6, Sketch with the serve, goes across over to Katie B. She bumps it. Set by Arki. Yugi needs to hit it over. Great hit by Arki. Unfortunate. Good combo there. Out of bounds, a little too much gas by Yugi. 6-3 is the score. SteelSketch's serve. Three serving six. Good serve by Sketch.

Set by Arki. Power of friendship. What the fuck was that power of friendship hit with Danny and Yugi? That was crazy. 7-3. It is now Yugi to serve.

Round of applause for Yugi, everybody. All right, seven serving three. No glasses, no hats, gotta be hard to see. Set towards super. Not enough gas there. Eight-three, ball still to Yugi.

Team Vanilla coming alive today. Yugi said, oh fuck, after hitting it wildly out of bounds. Score's gonna be four, serving eight. Emme to serve, Red Bull athlete Emme.

Shoot.

It was probably a bad ball if a Red Bull athlete missed a serve. Check the ball. Four-nine, Danny Baird missed a serve. Check the ball. 4-9, Danny Baez, the hero!

Whistle.

Danny, with an ace, that is inbounds! Score is 4-10. Game point for Team Vanilla. It is worth noting that point differential will be your placement. And the last team scored five points. So you guys are currently going to be last if you don't get at least one more point.

Team's in a lot of pressure. Danny, when you're ready. Big serve, goes across. Caroline receives, bumped, sketch. Unfortunately, doesn't get it over. That's game! You're the captain of this volleyball squad, Vanilla's not here. Yeah. How much does it mean to get first place with Danny,

second place with Arki, and now potentially going to get first place in volleyball?

Well, you know what? It's like Vanilla's still with us. It's like we can still hear her, right guys?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sure she's watching from home. Yeah, she is alive. Yes. Yeah, okay Just to be clear. All right. All right. Good job. See you next round. So beautiful All right Guys a lot of emotions right now. Stop talking.

Can you shut up?

Oh my gosh! Just move.

Just get...

It's ruined now, man.

I'm proud of you.

It ruined the moment.

Just shut up.

My bad.

We're not even playing the next game. My bad. All right. We got team agent get on up here. Versus. Give it up for Team Foosley! Yeah!

All right, y'all, a couple rules. We're going to rotate clockwise every time you receive the ball. So you guys don't start with ball. Don't start with the person you want to serve in that position. Does that make sense? When you serve, you only have to have one foot touching the red line.

You can be in front of it if you want. You guys have to rotate every time you guys receive the ball. You have to have at least one foot on this red line when you serve. You can be in front. And I need one person to come to Rock, Paper, Scissors. Agent, can I have my captain? Boosley, can I get my captain? Alright, real quick. For all of you guys, by the way, when you serve it, I just need

one foot on this red line. You can't be in front. Okay. You're going to rotate clockwise every time you receive the ball, and right now we're going to determine the sides and who starts with the ball. That make sense?

Yep. First to 11, one by two.

You got it?

First to 11.

All right, agent. Agent, where you at? We need you. Fuseli, where you at? Alright, we're going to do rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Best of one. That make sense? Yes.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Alright, on my call. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

That is team Agent with the win.

Best of three? Nope.

We got a quick show today, I apologize. Would you like to start with the ball, or would you like to pick the side?

We do swap at six points.

We swap either way?

We swap either way. When either team reaches six, we swap.

I'll take the side.

You're going to start with side. Team Fusel, you start with ball. Bear in mind, when you receive the ball because you're not serving ball, you have to rotate. So don't be in a serve position.

What do you mean you're missing a teammate?

Zoyal.

How the fuck do you lose Zoyal?

What do you mean?

I don't know. I think I went to the bathroom.

Why don't you keep tabs on your teammate, Catherine?

I do. He went to the bathroom. I'm telling you.

You want me to go check on him? Are you for real? Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Oh shit, okay. I'm lying. I'm lying.

I was just lying.

Oh! Oops.

I keep it 99. I like misinformation. Wait, I hear... Joyle's coming from the gym everybody!

A hero emerges!

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. I hear Joyo's coming from the gym everybody Hero emerges Round of applause for Joyo Joyo Joyo Joyo

All right guys, yes

You have to rotate clockwise usually the middle back will be your center so they can push forward if they want

So we can't have someone in the front forever. No, you can't have like a static person. You have to rotate positions. I

Guess there's a libero what you're talking about? I don't know what the fuck a libero is. I've heard it before though. They look like Haikyu!

How you doing?

Yeah, no, honestly no. Like two minutes. You chillin? You need anything? You wantin? You need anything? You want water?

All right team Fuseli you guys will be first to serve

Wait for the whistle to serve again You know the rule with the red line so right now Michael would be next to serve Leslie you'd be last to serve in this lineup Well, you pick the lineup. You're the fucking captain Yeah, just pick it. So you're gonna fucking captain. Can I be third to serve? Yeah, just pick it. Okay. So, you're gonna rotate clockwise.

So right now, Mike will be next. Whoever is here will be after Michael. Whosoever is there will be after them. Whoever's there is the very last.

Okay, ready.

So where do you want Zoyle? There. You're the... Alright, Lulu lovely to serve. Zero-zero. On stands is Whistle.

Whistle.

Lulu going for an underhand serve.

Let's go!

High serve gets over, set from Adapt. Good bump by Agent. Bump by Tina. Michael goes for it, doesn't get enough power. That is one point for Team Agent, they will get ball, rotate, you guys stay the same.

Team Agent rotate, their serve. Zero for Team Fuseli, one for Team Agent. Agent to serve. Bump over by Agent, goes towards Zoyle. Zoyle misjudges it, gets a bad set. It's going to be two serving zero. Team Agent is up.

Pretty typical start to this game compared to the last two. Team that doesn't start with the ball gets possession quite quickly, and then does a pretty good rally. You guys don't rotate. No, until you get possession with the ball gets possession quite quickly and then there's a pretty good rally. You guys don't rotate.

No, you get until you get possession of the ball.

Stay in your position so you get possession of the ball. You can move forward if you want to, Chit.

Agent with the serve, heads towards Zoyle. Oh, I will need a replay. I think that was in. Let's get a replay. That was close. Crowd, what do we think? Let's get an instant replay if it touches the line it's in that shit's in as fuck that's in as that's in as it gets that's more in than out. Another angle here. Yep, 3-0! Agent is up. Alright. Agent going for a fourth point. They need a stop. Goes to Fuseli.

Fuseli bumps it over. Back to Agent. Agent bumps it towards...

Oh!

Agent with a set towards Sunny. Sunny does not react in time. That's going to be one point for Team Foozley. Rotate, Michael serving. Give it up for Michael Reeves, everybody.

Michael Reeves! Michael Reeves!

All right, one serving three, Michael Reeves. Going for an overhand serve, hits the net. One to four, agent serve, and it is Maya Higa who's gonna be serving. Crowd excited for this one. Underhand serve from Maya gets it across. Lulu wanted a bump, last second switch to a set. Unfortunately misjudged.

Might have gone out of bounds, tough to say. Still agent serve. Maya Higa going for a second point. Five serving one.

Whistle.

Maya gets the footing again.

Underhand serve. Goes towards Zoyal. Zoyal sets it. Out of bounds. Michael tries to save it with a dig. Doesn't get it. Six-one. Switch sides. Switch sides.

Same position. Switch sides. Now every Switch sides, switch sides, same position, switch sides. Not every single game has gone this way. Six one, then you swap sides. I just have yet to see a team have the gumption to make a comeback. I'm hoping Team Fuseli makes this a game.

Team Fuseli, bear in mind, you need to beat a score of five points. Point differential also matters. It is first to 11, but teams lost 11-5 and 11-4. So if you lose 11-6, you beat them. All right, serve from Maya. Six serving one, Maya hits it over,

goes towards Lulu, Lulu bumps it. Head towards Tina, bumps a little bit on Rulie. Tina couldn't get a good grasp of where it was going. Still Maya's serve, Maya on a tear right now. All right, Maya seven serving one, wait for the whistle. Maya serves a ball.

Flies towards Zoyel, Zoyel calls it, unfortunately bumps it into the net. Team Fuseli needs a spark, they need energy, they need vibes. Where's the energy coming from? 8-1, Maya hits it over, goes towards Zoyle, Zoyle sets it over towards Nina, Nina sets it backwards,

agent recovers. No one there for Team Foozley. Still Maya's serve, nine serving one. Damn, that was kind of swag, Maya.

Nine one.

You can trust her to get it over the net. Zoyle again, bumps it way out. Ten serving one. Is that Nick in the crowd? Game point. 10-1.

Ousley needs a miracle. Is she going to be the miracle her team needs? Bump out of bounds. Nope. And that's... team agent wins!

Yes!

Team agent, you guys not only win, you win 11 to one, the biggest win differential of round one so far. You guys have always been this team that's on the brink. People talk about how you might make it. When are you gonna cross that line?

Well, hopefully right now, I'll be honest, that was whoever offense, we just identify who we think, you know what I'm saying, let's target this person. All right, keep targeting them, all game, all game, all game.

Strategy.

Exactly. performance. Bro, Maya's a tank, man. Maya's a tank. She's a sneaky pig. I'm not gonna lie. She's gonna be a big help in round two. She's gonna be a big help. Maya. Was that light work?

Light work. That's light work. Yeah, they call me Ace. They call you Ace? They call me Ace. They call me NGA.

I'd like to shout out my mom and the steroids I took before this stream. Hell yeah! right, shout out steroids and mothers. We are moving on to our final round one. Can I get Team Jason up? And can I get Team Toast? I'm not really sure who the crowd favorite is. Can I hear it for Team Jason?

And can I hear it for Team Toast? Yeah!

Slightly, maybe slightly favored. They don't need the crowd to like them though. They just need to get more points in volleyball. Let's talk to Team Jason.

Alright. Do you guys understand the rules? Let's talk to Team Jason. All right.

Do you guys understand the rules? Okay, let's go over it. Five people on a court. What the fuck was that, Ron? Ron, five people on a court. You guys are going to serve touching this line.

You can be in front of the line. You just got to be touching it. If you do a run-up start, you got to be behind it. I'll stay behind it. It's up to you. You can be in front or behind. You just got to be touching the red line. You're gonna rotate clockwise every time you receive the ball. Make sense? First to 11 win by two. Cannot touch the net at any

point. Never fucking touch the net. And that's basically the way the game's gonna work. That make sense? All right, any questions?

He's got AT-AT dick.

What?

5G dick.

5G dick.

Is 5G dick good?

It's up there.

That's the highest G.

Hell yeah. I have 5G penis.

All right, Team Toast! You all understand the rules going through it?

All right, hell yeah.

There's the line, you're going to rotate clockwise every time you receive the ball. And I need Toast, you right now, to do a rock, paper, scissors shoot match against Jason. Jason! Rock, paper, scissors. All right. Ooh, across the scissors. Alright. Ooh, across the net.

Okay.

Y'all, it's going to be a best of one here. On shoot. Winner, big advantage. You get to choose possession or side.

Alright.

You guys ready?

Yeah.

Alright.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. You guys ready? All right Rock paper scissors shoot Take your time The strategist toasts yeah, I got it all right Rock paper scissors shoot

GG

toast Scissors, shoot! How do you know? GG! Coast, would you like to pick possession or side? Understand you guys swap the side after some team gets six points.

Possession.

You want to start with possession?

I want to start with possession.

Alright, Jason! Jason, you guys get to choose side. What side do you want to start on all right team toast you are starting on this side and you are starting with ball it's gotta be a huge fuck-up no cuz now they just get possession on the best side not looking into the Sun

Is that not a minute? I feel like they're over cooking here I believe their strategy is to end on the good side, but they have to do enough legwork now to be able to even get there We'll see if they make it happen. All right. Wait, so just to be clear right now Ron you'll be the last to serve Is that what you want? Oh Okay How many what the fuck are you saying? Three. Three, but a tap in the middle doesn't count. So if you, if you try to block that doesn't count, but three taps. You get three touches to the ball. No, and then a hit? No, no. Huh?

What the hell does that sentence mean, Zecora?

When they serve, it's one, two, and then three.

Yes.

OK, so when they-

Wait, why can't we go over in one? What's over in one?

Can we bring the bows back?

You can go-

Is they serving?

Can I hit it right back? You can do it in one. Right away. Yes. Wait, so what? You just can't block. You just can't block. You usually do three because it's better.

Can we bring the, can we bring the... But you can do one if you want.

Can we bring the bows back?

You can block as well.

No, the bows.

We can block a serve.

That's fine. You can block, no, not a serve. They're weird people. All right, City Odd will be starting us off for Team Toast. First to 11, 0 serving 0, serves to Sakura. Lacy jumps in the way of Sakura, and a good save by Jason LeWine, bumped over by quarter J. Lacy misses the save there. Missed calms at the start for team Jason, but saved at the end.

Clutch performance by Jason LeWine himself. Not enough though, one serving zero. City on a serve again. Bumped over towards Sakura. Sakura gets the bump. Bump high, Jason underneath.

That was a good bump by Sakura. Unfortunately, she did not get enough out of the way for Jason to get in that position. Jason almost felt like he did not want to hurt a flower in a garden. Two serving zero. Serve towards Erob.

Erob sets it over. Nobody ready from Team Toast. And it is now ball for Team Jason, they gotta rotate. One serving two, E-Rob to serve. E-Rob serves it over, missed comms, it was over Chris' head.

It is now, no you did not rotate.

Two serving two. All right, it is over Chris's head. It is now, no you do not rotate.

Two serving two. Alright, it is Marlon to serve.

Serve to Toast, Toast.

Classic volleyball issue, you wanna get your feet under the ball. Feet under the ball, three serving two. E-Roll running away with this one. Shallow serve to Chrissa, Chrissa bumps it back to Sid. Sid bumps it over.

Nice, he needs to hit it over. He does. Out of bounds. Good calms by Sakura to let her teammate know that's not going in. Four serving two, E-Rob.

Bumps it to the wig. Wig sets it over. Jason's there.

Bumps it.

One of the worst bumps I've seen all day. That was crazy. Three serving four. Rotate, Team Toast. You guys don't rotate. Stay. Nice wig to serve. Three serving four.

Nice wig!

Wig to Jason. Jason sets it. E-Rob tries to save it. Ron puts his hand in the air in frustration. I haven't got the ball. You don't run for the ball, Ron, it's on you. All right, four serving four. Nice wig to take the lead. Underhand serve goes to Ron. First touch from Ron. It's ugly. It is ugly. He's looking at his hands.

Five serving four. To Ron again.

It's ugly again.

I need a replay. I need a replay.

I need a replay.

Now, there's two ways that Team Toast get a point. Did Ron touch it or did it stay in bounds? It is definitely out of bounds, and we need a tighter shot. Does it graze Ron's fingers? 7-11, she's slurping.

Oh! Miss!

You would've seen the ball move!

Hold up!

Hold up!

We're gonna do one more. Does the ball spin any more right here?

Miss!

It's a miss!

Miss!

Stance, what do you think?

I don't think he touched it.

I don't think he touched it either. He touched it. Point, Team Jason.

I know.

Can we redo it?

Lacey.

No, you don't redo it.

You get the point and the serve. All right, it is Team Jason to serve. That's crazy how close of a call that was. Hey, shout out to replay operators. That was crazy. All right, whenever you're ready, Lacey to serve. Lacey serves it underhand towards Wig. Wig bumps it up, it's not over.

Oh, that is going to be a point for Team Jason. And that is 6-5, we got a swap side. Swap sides everybody.

Oh, that was spin. My bad.

You're still serving?

You're still serving, yeah.

Yeah, you keep serving.

And you hold your positions.

Yeah, yeah.

And you're up 6-5. What's the difference between this side? This plan by Sakura, I play. Uh, one second. Lacy with the serve. Goes towards Wig. He bumps it. Bit of a tough call. Wig tried to get there last second. 50-50 whether he thought Sid could get there or not. Seven serving five. Lacy serve again.

Lacy serves it. goes towards, same spot. Same spot, it's a coin flip. Is it Sid's bump or is it Wig's bump? It is eight serving five. Lacey again. Same spot by Lacey.

Wig jumps up this time. They say let it go out. Why the fuck did they say let it, what do you mean that was out? That was in his fuck. We don't need a replay. We don let it go out. Why the fuck did they say let it go out? What do you mean that was out? That was in his fuck. We don't need a replay. We don't need a replay. Asking for a replay is embarrassing. You're embarrassing me. Stop. My friends are watching this online.

Please stop. Alright, Team Wig, Team Toast. It is your serve. Score is 8-6. Six serving eight. Chris at a serve. All right, new serve. Score is 8 to 6. 6 serving 8. Krista to serve. Get it across is the name of the game. It goes across.

E-Rob saves it. Set by Wig. Enough to get over. Jason sets it over. Wig replies. Set again.

It's a 1-1. Sid jumps in. Wig needs to get it over. E-Rob with the set. Wig is a one-man team. Sid sets him up. An amazing rally. And if there was a mistake that I could call out, it was Wig not taking over the show one more time.

He set his teammate up with the set, but he probably should have set it over himself. Nine serving six. Jason the Wien to serve. Nine serving six, overhead serve, that's really bad. Seven serving nine, Team Toast to serve, and it's... The captain from Team Jason failed. Will the captain from Team Toast do the same thing?

Toast to serve, he needs to get it over. Is he going for an over, underhand serve? It's over, but it's well out of bounds. All right, the game is in Sakura's hand. 10 serving seven, match point. Can Sakura close it?

No, she cannot. Eight serving ten.

And if you want to talk about pressure, talk about the spot quarter Jade is in. If she misses, it's over. If she gets it over, her team has another chance. It's over.

GG!

Team Jason wins! Hey, Team Toast, congratulations. I know you guys lost that. But because you had the biggest point differential, you guys got the most points of any loser, you guys actually get fifth place overall.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go, guys.

That's pretty good.

Look at that!

Look at that! Let's go guys! That's pretty good. You guys did very well there.

Congratulations.

And we go over to Team Jason. Jason, you guys will be playing in the semifinals. Congratulations guys.

Congratulations.

They're not looking at me. Congratulations.

Okay.

Cool.

Alright, can I get Team Jack versus Team Vanilla up here? I would, bro. All right. Jack is hyping up the crowd right now. Jack has come alive today, second in the field goal, looking dominant in volleyball. How do you feel about your opponent, Team Vanilla?

You know, I hate to kill people on the court, but it's going to happen.

What the fuck?

I hate to make people look bad and feel bad about themselves, but you know what, someone's

got to come out dominant. All right Jack Chance are loud but I almost think this is a tough battle between fan favorites let's see give it up you want Team Jack to win. That's a little louder. It's all right. TikTok wants Vanilla to win. We know that.

Okay.

Contestants, same rules apply. All I need is my captains. Can I get Jack? Everyone wants Vanilla to win, we know that. OK, contestants, same rules apply. All I need is my captains. Can I get Jack? Can I get Cutie? Rock, paper, scissors.

Get over here, Jack. All right, this RPS is going to be a best of one. Best of one, yeah.

We got to shoot.

I'm going scissors.

We're doing it on shoot. So rock, paper, scissors, shoot. OK. We're doing it on shoot. So rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay. Alright. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! GG, Jack, you win. Do you want side or possession?

Uh, let's do possession.

Alright, what side do you want to start on?

Um, what side do you want to start on?

Side, yeah.

Let's just get this one out of the way, no? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm done. want to do that and maybe the wind is blowing this way. I think we should start on this. Yeah, so the sun will keep lowering. So it's better to start here.

It's actually good that you lost for our paper scissors.

I'm down for whatever.

I believe.

All right, Team Vanilla is choosing to start on the sunny side. Zero serving zero. Team Jack will start with the ball. You guys are going to rotate when you get possession. You're going to rotate when you get possession. So QT, you will not, you'll be last to serve right now.

That's fine, we'll let you rotate. Katie, respectively, you're our worst server.

No, they're not the worst server.

Oh, drama.

QT called Katie the worst server. Katie said, I am not. I am not that.

I'm Katie fucking B.

Yeah.

Yeah. I am not that. I'm KD fucking D. All right. Zero serving zero. Let's get this game underway on Stan's whistle. A will serve. Wind is blowing. Arky to Yugi.

It's a great play. It was inbounds, what are you talking about? Yeah, it was inbounds. Yeah, you just get the point. What are you freaking out about? Yeah, it's inbounds, you get the ball. Alright! 1-0, good start from Team Vanilla. Nice set and spike from Yugi and Arki. Danny first to serve looks competent with the balls.

Bump from Jack, bump from Abe all the way over. Cutie to set, Arky tries to dig, doesn't get there. They're gonna have to calculate the win. The win pushes the ball a lot further than you think and it is fierce today. 1-1, crowd's coming alive because it's Lily Peacher serving.

Sets it over, that's inbounds. One serving, excuse me, two serving one, team Jack is up, Lily Peacher to serve again. On the whistle, live ball. Can it touch the net? Do they got lets in this game? It's not a touch the net, right?

Alright, three serving one. Good bump by Cutie, sets up Katie. Katie hits it inbounds. Again, that's that wind coming into play. Team Jack expected that to go over, and it might have, if the wind wasn't pushing against them.

All right, we got Yuki serving to win, two serving three. Overhand serve, Abe with the bump, that's over the net. Arke with the spike. They get the ball Arky because you didn't get it over the net. Two serving four it is Jack's ball. Slimes cool to serve for serving two excuse me.

Underhand serve Danny sets it over. Missed comms there between Lilly.

KDB is animated. you you You All right.

Hold the phone everybody! The score is nine serving six. But literally every single stream is down right now.

And we're back!

Can we get hearts and chat? Jason LeWien gave us some of his bitrate to keep this game going. If you guys missed anything, the score is 9-6. Arkey's on a tear. Team Vanilla's up. Stands on your wist, so we're going to jump back into this game. 9-6. Nine to six. Whoa, and Arkey out of bounds. Big Gus left. Seven to nine, Team Jack still has a chance.

Team Jack still has a chance. Chance, sorry if you missed anything there. It's Valkyrie to serve into the wind, into the sun. Seven, nine, the wind gets the best of her. It is now 7-10.

Game point for Team Vanilla to move on to the finals.

And who better than to seal the fate than Cutie Cinderella. Overhead serve, gets it over. Out of bounds. The score is 8-10. We need to rotate. We are back to the top of the order.

Abe needs to be a hero here. 8 serving 10. Game point. Everything on this. Underhandhand serve gets it over.

Yugi, oh shit!

I think Arki had a great dive, he bumped it over, and then Slime just spikes it down. It is nine serving 10. Nine serving 10 here. Abe needs to get it over. Game point. Saved by Danny. All right. It is 10 serving 10. Danny saved it. To be clear, Abe, you have to win by two. It is Abe to serve, 10 serving 10.

First time we are entering overtime.

Out of bounds!

Alright, same person who saved the team might put the dagger in it. Danny Banz concealed the deal. 11 serving 10, just needs one more point for his team.

Whistle.

Danny with the underhand, serves it to Abe, Abe bumps it to Lillie.

Whistle. Game. Crowd cheers. GG Vanilla C moves forward. Crowd cheers.

Great performance. You guys got really clutch here at the end, weren't able to pull it off. Do you regret maybe going for Possession first? Because you had the sun, but also the wind. That wind switch, was that difficult to deal with?

Yeah, maybe we should have picked this side first

and swapped that way after.

You also had a chance there, you were very close. You thought that last one was going out of bounds, is that right?

Was it going in?

It's tough to say. I wouldn't know unless he didn't hit it.

I thought it was going out.

It was a 50-50. It could have been either way.

Unless we got some sort of replay. I just wanted to see how it would feel. I honestly don't care. I just wanted to see how it would feel. Can we do a replay? Your side's going. This is, I don't know who this is for, but.

Let's get a replay.

What are we replaying?

Of that final, that final point Team Vanilla got there. The re-re-re-replay.

It feels good to ask for.

Run it. All right, is this ball gonna touch the red line if Abe doesn't hit it?

Ooh.

It is hard to tell.

That is so hard to tell.

I think that's a 50-50, Abe.

I think you made the right call. Good job, Team Jack. You guys are going to be fourth or third. All right, we're gonna move on to our next match. But before, can I get a Red Bull? I'm thirsty as hell.

Bull me.

Oh shit, there's my clanker.

Appreciate that. All right, let's get our next match underway.

We got Team Agent versus Team Jason. Oh my gosh, am I sunburned really that bad? I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.

I'm not even kidding.

I'm not even kidding. All right, let's get our next match underway. We got team agent versus team Jason. Oh My gosh, am I sunburn really that bad? What the hell What type of bug is it

What do they do?

Can he fly yeah, what he's gonna help us win today. This is our MVP. Can he fly? Yeah. What's his name? Hulk.

Shout out Hulk!

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk.

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk.

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk.

Alright guys, we're gonna beat you.

Are we doing a third place match? How's our time looking? Jason! Alright y'all, I'm gonna need a clean rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Best of one, right over here folks, right over here. Best of one, rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Jason, choose rock!

Choose rock, Jason!

Is this getting your head when Ron starts chirping like this?

Choose rock.

You're gonna beat him anyways.

Choose rock.

Alright, on shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! starts chirping like this? Choose rock. You're going to beat him anyways. Choose rock. Choose rock. All right.

On shoot.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

Oh!

There you go.

Ha, ha, ha.

All right, Team Jason, you get to choose. Do you want possession or side?

Side.

What side do you want to start with? That side. Starting with ball. Serving with the wind, out of the sun. Team Jason doing the same play as last time, hoping they stay in the game enough so that when they get to serve, out of the sun, with the wind, they can win the game.

Ron is last to serve right now. Alright, Joe. Ron is last to serve right now. All right y'all. Same rules as last time is our semi-final match. Point differentials should matter here too.

Mike are we doing a third place match? We are.

Oh, drama. Alright, good to know. So I guess third place will be determined by the loser of this match going up against Team Jack. Team Jack, I don't know if you heard that, you will be competing one more time for third place.

Alright, stand on your whistle. I don't know if you heard that. You will be competing one more time for third place.

All right, stands on your whistle. Zero serving zero, agent to start. Serves it over with the wind. Jason steals the bump from Sakura. Probably should have let her take that one. Tried to set it, does not have the hops for it. One zero, the wind is tough to judge.

One zero, same spot, Sakura to bump. Good bump. Jason hops in, bad placement of the ball. Two serving zero, Agent off to a good start. Rod needs to get it over. That was crazy. You couldn't for sure.

All right, three serving zero. At what point do you start to regret the side choice when you're team Jason in this spot? A horrible call by Ron. He yelled out Sakura Liss and good teammate. It was fucking in.

Four zero. Horrible call by Ron, he yelled out, Sakura listened, good teammate, it was fucking in.

4-0. This is becoming a little bit concerning. Goes to Jason, Jason sets it to Lacey, Lacey sets it over, bumped by Maya, over to Ron. Lacey steals it from Ron, and that is 5-0. And I gotta say, three points are lost by bad comms.

Three points lost by Jason stealing, Ron stealing, and Lacy stealing points they shouldn't. Five serving zero. Jason calls it, set to Lacy. Lacy bumps it to Erob, Erob sets it over. Agent with the bump, Maya with the bump over.

Ron hits it back over, does not get enough power. 6-0, switch sides! Switch sides! And round of applause for Agent, our first 6-0 start. He might have lost RPS, but he is crushing this game.

Agent looks kind of tough right now.

Damn.

All right, keep your positions, mirror them. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Wait for the whistle. All right, six serving zero. Agent served now into the sun, now into the wind.

How does he adjust?

Quite well. Same spot, now into the wind. How does he adjust? Quite well.

Same spot, Sakura bumps it over, Nina hits it to Adapt. Adapt tries to get it over, doesn't get enough power. It is now one serving six. It is Jason's team to serve, and E-Rob will be carrying the torch. One serving six, E-Rob hits it over.

Good call by Sunny. Bumps it. Are you okay?

That fucking hurt, bro.

Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.

Was it like a somber hurt? I thought you dislocated your arm. Fuck, that scared me.

You're good? We're good.

Okay, alright.

Two serving six. E-Rob still serving. Bumps it over. Bump by Agent. Maya Higa brings it back. Adapt. Thought about spiking it. Wasn't sure if it was going to go over without him. Tough call to make. The wind changes things. Three serving six. Still Erob's serve. Erob bringing his team back. Sonny calls it. Agent goes for a kick. That is legal.

But Sonny's getting boomed by these serves from Erob. Four serving six, Erob dragging his team back in this one. Agent calls it, good bump. Does it go over? It does. And pretty tough hit there by Ron. Seven to four. Back over to Agent's team and it's Maya to serve. Fan favorite, Maya.

Into the sun, into the wind. 7-4. Does she nail it? She does not. I just have to reiterate, she gets it on the other side. That is wind gap. Five serving seven. Lacy to serve. Agent says it's going right to him. Let's see if he's right. Sets it up, beautiful set.

Maya bumps it to adapt. Unfortunately, does not get there in time. Six serving seven. Lacy's ball again. Wait for the whistle. Wait for the whistle.

Six serving seven. Set by, agent, Nina gets there, Adapt hits it over, good hit. Lacy sets it back over, agent bumps it, Adapt, good set over. E-rub, sets it over to Rod, sets it back. We got a rally here! Jason double hit, Jason double hit, Jason double hit. Point over, point over, point over, point over, point over.

Jason is not allowed to hit the ball twice. He went for the craziest haymaker I've ever seen. I think he tried to explode the ball. It is now eight serving six, adapt serve into the wind into the sun. Hold wait for your rotate. All right let's get the whistle again. Eight serving six adapt serve, underhand serve gets it over goes towards Ron. Ron sets it over out of

bounds. Good call. Nine serving six. Nine serving 6 and that's good calls by her team letting her know that's out. Good listening by Nina, 9 serving 6. Adapt on her hand, sir. Gets it across, goes to Ron again, pinpointing a weak spot maybe. Bumps over by Agent, Sakura replies, and good D by Agent. 10 to six, game point. Adapt has an opportunity to be the hero.

Teron again. That is in, it's a great serve by Adapt, pinpointing maybe a weak spot. Unfortunately, bad call by Agent. That ball was in. Yeah, that was in, whoever said what. Alright, 7 serving 10, still game point for Team Agent. Ron to serve. Ron, if you miss this, it's over.

Good serve by Ron. Sonny to bump.

Agent, does he get there? He does, Maya, what a rally! Out of bounds, but a great save by Agent and Maya off a rough bump from Sonny. It is eight serving 10, Ron. Ron again, gets it over, agent calls it, nice set.

Miscommunication of who is meant to follow up. 9-10. Is team agent going to let this lead slip away from them? And Stable Ronaldo of all people coming with a rally here, 9 serving 10. Good serve again by Ron good bump. Sonny's ball and a rough bump and all the sudden it's a tie game. Ron said he

has never played volleyball he's looking fantastic ten serving ten it's win by two. A lot of pressure on Ron gets it over one more time. Agent sets it to Nina. Nina sets it back. Adapt. Pits it up. That is four hits. And all of a sudden, a 10-6 game in Agent's favor becomes a game point game in Jason's favor. Ron could win for his team with this serve right here. Red dot Ron with the serve directly to agent sets it to Maya. Maya

bumps it over. Out of bounds! Team Jason wins! What a comeback! Ron, be real. Yes. You ever play volleyball? No. Ron, why all day did you look so bad, but when your team needed you most, did you come

alive? Hey man, it's the clutch factor, man.

And I wouldn't have done it without Red Bull, yeah!

That's FNCS champion Ron, by the way. Yes, sir.

Alright, GG guys.

You guys are on to the finals.

Team Agent, don't go anywhere, you guys have a third place match. There might be a third place game. Third place match right now, third place match right now. You guys are going for a third place match. Coincidentally, even if we did point differential, they would have tied.

10-12 loss for both Team Jack and Team Agent. Now they're gonna go head to head to see who gets one more point. That point might matter. Both these teams are on the cusp right now of making top four.

Hey, where's Team Jack?

Where's Team Jack at?

Can we get Team Jack?

I see Lily! Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yo, ref!

Yes, sir? Yeah, you can just send it right back up you can't block a surf so if they serve you can't go to that jump over But you can't you can't Maybe actual volleyball is different. We're too ass We're too ass for other rules. We see Jack. Is that a normal rule? You can't hit it over off one I mean like real volleyball players do like fucking three hits every time Switching side makes no sense. Are you dumb or daft?

shoes

Huh Oh

captains All right captains. I'll come to this side All right, get my cameraman over here. You made it hard. He's all right. All right, Captains, I need a clean, best-in-one rock, paper, scissors. A game for third place, first to 11 as always, on my mark.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Scissors, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

GG, Agent, you get to choose. Side or ball? Side or ball.

This side.

This side, you guys start with ball on this side. Popular choice, it worked for Team Jason in the last round. Let's see if it works again.

All right.

If you wanna serve first, you're up there.

Talking about the order. It's another first to 11. We got Abe serving first. Give it up if you want Team Jack to win. All right, now let me hear it for Team Agent. All right, Abe to serve.

Zero serving zero. Underhand serve to Maya. Maya bumps it, calls her name. Good return by Slime and Agent. Jack! With a nice play, Ray set him up beautifully. Unfortunately, a little bit low. Good plays by both teams. And we're starting off 1-0 lead for Team Agent.

This is about as good of a start as you could ask for. Last time Agent had the ball on this spot, he scored six straight.

You, right goes to middle.

Nina should be in the middle.

You're technically in the middle.

It is. One serving zero. Serves it across to Abe. Abe bumps it to Jack. Jack sets it over. Maya with a response back to Jack.

Jack bumps it backwards. Lily Pichu, big hit to Jack again. Jack tries to triangulate it. Really good play by all players, just couldn't get the final hit there. Two serving zero, agents still to serve. That almost hit me. I almost touched it. I shouldn't do that, my bad. All right, two to one. It is team Jack's serve. Rotate. And we got Jack Septicott serving.

Yeah!

Yeah!

I'm dropping it! Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!

Underhand serve, strong serve, out of bounds. Way too strong. Again, the wind died on that one. That's a bit unlucky, the timing. Maybe if there was a gust, the wind died on that one. That's a bit unlucky, the timing. Maybe if there was a gust, he would have had that in. It is now three serving one. We've got Maya Higa.

Maya serves it over to Jack. Jack with the bump to Abe. Abe with a one-hand swing, a fucking rocket. Adapt with a spike. Good shit by Adapt. Also smart to not hit the net. Good looks by Adapt. That's a 4-1 lead. Mya still to serve. And no words spoken by Team Jack. Utter silence which leads to utter disaster. 5-1. Crowd's probably excited though because that means Maia gets to serve again.

I serve and one. Directly to Ray. Ray bumps it over. Whoa! Oh my god! We're going to have to do a replay on that one. It could have been a carry folks, could have been a carry. Cannot carry the ball. Let's do a replay on Adapt's return there. Get one replay on Adapt's return. It's tight. I think I might allow it though, seeing it live.

Let me get one more. From the top. And give it to me again, I'm saying. Look at that, let me look at it one more time. I'm a really good judge of this shit. I'm a very honest person.

People say that, right, Chad?

Who the fuck said no?

All right.

All right, let's see the angle.

You just can't carry the ball.

You can't carry the ball.

You can't carry the ball.

You can't carry the ball. You can't carry the ball. Scam win, scam win, scam win. Can't just, scams, okay.

Alright, let's see the angle. Again, you just can't carry the ball. Nah, that's illegal. That counts, five one. That is fine, good play by Adapt, just have to make sure. Actually, I'm sorry, is that six one? Oh, my bad, six one, swap sides.

Swap sides, everybody.

Swap sides.

Good play by Adapt to clutch that for his team. Maya's still to serve. We are swapping sides. Maya's still going. Round of applause for her.

Woo!

All right.

Woo! Woo!

Woo!

Now it's the transition of serving into the sun and the wind. And again, it's been tough for everybody today. Maya, no exception. You go from being able to use less power to get the ball way over to needing a lot more power

just to get over the net.

So it's now two serving six, Valkyrae to serve. Valkyrae, Valkyrae, Valkyrae, Valkyrae to serve.

Valkyrae, Valkyrae, Valkyrae, Valkyrae.

Crowd wants her to get it over, she does. Agent with almost a miraculous kick, if that went over it would have counted. Three serving six, probably the best serve I've seen all day. You can hit the net, sir. Yeah, it's not ping pong, you can hit the net. Serves it to Adapt.

Adapt goes for that. Now just real quick, real quick. Hey, team agent, no blocking on serves. Adapted. That would have been a block on serve. Yeah, if you go up, he went up like that. Serve towards,

serve towards an agent, Sonny, Nina zone, nobody called it. Valkyrie on a tear, five to six, I believe. Serve to agent, agent bumps it, set to adapt, adapt. Adapt with a strong hit there. That's gonna be a point for Team Agent. Seven serving five, it is Adapt serve.

Seven serving five. Adaptive serve, going for an underhand. Good serve, serves to Abe. The wind pulls that ball, huge gust. Abe, you felt that I bet. He's yelling at the wind, it can't hear him. 8 serving 5, adapting this spot before was very clutch. Beautiful serve! As good of a serve as you can ask for. Nine serving five.

Alright. Nine serving six, Adepts out of bounds on that one. It is now Team Jack's serve. Team Jack it's your serve. Hey that was out. Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, number, then realizes it's out of bounds, and he is right, that ball was out of bounds.

It is six to 10, game point, if Sunny can put the dagger in this one. She's shaking her head, no. No way they get a point on me. Good serve to Slime, Slime bumps it back over to Sunny, Sunny bumps it up, to Sonny. Sonny bumps it up.

Agent tries to get there. Good reactions. Unfortunately, a really tough bump. The angle was bad. All right, 7 serving 10, game point. Slimes who can bring his team back.

He needs to score five straight. Sonny bumps it to Agent. Agent hits it over. Goes to Ray. Oh, and the classic volleyball issue. You got it. Loses them the game. Congratulations, Team Agent, you win! Third place overall in this contest. Is third enough? Yeah, I'm happy with that.

I'm happy with that. I didn't know how we were gonna do. So, there's a couple people that stepped up big time.

Who stepped up, talk to me.

Like, Maya played really well, and Simon was playing really well as well, so I'm happy with it. Third's not bad though,

cause we're trying to get to the top four. Yep, and you guys are well within the race. Yes. Who's already there a position? Yep, and who the hell else is up there? Team Emily team Emily who's also well up there. So hey, good job y'all. Appreciate it. All right. Well, shout out team agent We got our finals coming up. It's gonna be our last volleyball match And we only got a few events left. Yeah, this event's about to be over

Unless we do one more day It's over.

Unless we do one more day!

I'm lying, I'm lying. I don't know why I said that, I'm lying. We don't have the field for a day. I think they have like high school here tomorrow. People have like class, I just lied.

I don't know why I lied like that.

Okay.

No, don't chant scam wig again, get over it. I'm never playing Hollow Knight again. All right, we got Team Vanilla.

Woo!

Versus Team Jason in the finals. Now quick reminder, after a bit of a tough start for Team Vanilla today, through archery, they got first in field goal. They got first in field goal. They got second in joust, and now they have a chance to get first again

if they beat Team Jason in volleyball. Let's see who starts with the ball. Who gets to pick the side? Jason, get your ass over here, Jason. Can you come over here?

Yeah, yeah.

All right, QT, can you come here?

Oh, yeah.

All right, rock, paper, scissors, best of one.

Winner gets to pick side or possession.

On shoot.

Choosing scissors.

Rock, choose rock, choose rock, Jason.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Whoa!

How did?

How did he?

Cutie! She lied twice, she won twice. Do you want the side?

Do you want the ball?

I want to start on this side.

You want to start on this side? Jason's team, you start on that side with ball. All right, let's see it. This is going to be a final first to 11 win by two. Give it up if you think Team Jason's going to win. All right, give it up if you think Team Vanilla's going to win.

And now give it up if you don't even think I'm a scammer. 0 serving 0. E-rub to serve. Serves it to Cutie Cutie. Bumps it over. Great bump.

Lacy sets it over. Scan with, scan with, scan with. Zero serving zero, Erob to serve. Serves it to Cutie, Cutie bumps it over, great bump, Lacy sets it over. Yugi takes it, Cutie with the save. Cutie slips on the blacktop. Had a good play there.

One serving zero, it is Erob's serve again. He's been the strongest server for Team Jason this competition. Arky calls his number, serves it over to Cutie. Cutie hits it over. Unfortunately, doesn't get enough power.

Ron chirping in her ear. Two serving zero, E-Rob's serve again. Jason said it's mad quiet in the crowd.

He is right.

Arki calls the number again, sets it over. Danny hits it over towards Ron. Ron with the worst hit I've ever seen. Lacy saves it. Arki sets it back. Lacy sets it back.

Cutie saves it.

Oh my God!

Almost a phenomenal team play. Cutie probably needed a little more air for Arki to get there in time. These rallies are good. I get why they're in the finals. Unfortunately for Team Vanilla, it hasn't gone their way. Three serving zero, Erop still to serve.

Hits it to Cutie, Cutie bumps it high, Yugi gets there. Tough, it was a tough spot for Yugi, he had to gauge not only where the ball was but how the step of the platform was. Four serving zero, teams have come back for more. Erub to serve again.

Where's it going to go? They were calling Danny's number, but it was behind him. Five serving zero, Cutie saying, let's calm, let's calm. Erub serves it. Goes to Cutie, Cutie bumps it, Danny gets it, hits it over, goes towards Jason and Lacy, Lacy gets it, Lacy with a nice set, back right, that is 6-0, switch

sides, switch sides! Now this has been the toughest part of the competition for everybody. It is how do you do as a server, now looking into the sun and now dealing with the exact opposite direction of wind. A lot of servers have biffed this one. Will Europ join the ranks? Hold for the whistle.

Hold for the whistle. You can't get a timeout. It is six serving zero. Hold for the whistle. You can't get a timeout. It is six serving zero. Hold for the whistle. All right, Erop to serve. Does he deal with the wind and the sun?

He does. Goes to Arke. Arke sets it to Danny. Danny hits it over. Sakura bumps it. Bad angle on the bump.

It is six to one. Danny saves his team. And now is a chance to bring him back He says something to Danny I don't know what it was All I know is Danny's been a legend today Can he keep it going one serving six? He needs to claw his team back

Wow, that was way too strong One serving seven. It was tough to adjust for the win there. The win came in fierce. It's now Lacy to serve. Seven serving one. Ooh, strong return.

And Ron put his hands up.

I don't know what the hell that was from Ron. Put some effort in, I'd say. Oh, strong return. And Ron put his hands up. I don't know what the hell that was from Ron. Put some effort in, I'd say. Two serving, seven, team Vanilla gets the ball. Cutie Cinderella needs to dig deep. Crowd wants her to come alive.

Put the ball in play.

She strikes it so beautifully. Lacey sets it to Erob. Erob.

Uh-oh.

Team Jason, one warning. One warning on the carry. Eight serving two. Ron to serve. He was the hero in the semifinals. Serves it. Arki calls it, Yugi gets it.

Bad set. And Eraw puts his body on the line after a bad set from Lacy. Three serving eight, Yugi can bring his team back. Yugi to serve. Looks like he's going for an overhand serve. Gets what he wants. And it's a nice hit.

It's a nice hit. Four serving eight. Arki says there's a fence right here. I think he means net. Four serving eight. Yugi to serve again.

Hits an overhand towards Ron. Ron with the set. Lacy with a one-hand hit. Katie B. hits it back. That's Katie fucking Bee by the way. Five serving eight. Team Vanille is still serving from behind but momentum's on their side. Serve to Ron. Ron sets it to Sakura. Jason has to hit it over. He does.

Danny with the bump back. Lacey sets it over. Yugi sets it back. Iraw with the bump. That's out of bounds. No, he didn't. No, he did it. He did not touch the ball. He did not touch the ball. Team Jason saying there was a ball touch there. There wasn't. I'm a line ref. Six serving eight and the comeback is real. Can Yugi keep it going? Overhand serve.

Serves it towards the court, a bump. Way out. Seven to eight. It's pretty clear where the momentum lies. Yugi a hero right now. Seven serving eight, this is to tie the game.

Whistle.

Wind picking up. Yuki serving. Towards Lacy. Lacy sets it.

Ah! No point! That's no point! Ball dead! Ball dead! Ball dead! Ball dead! Ball dead! Jason hit the net! Jason hit the net! Ball is dead! Jason hit the net! Jason hit the net, ball is dead. Jason hit the net, Jason hit the net. Jason hit the net, insanely big. You can't hit the net, Jason. Jason hit the net, it's your serve, yes. Just to clarify, just to clarify. Just to clarify, Jason hit the net.

You can't do that. It's eight to eight. All right, Yugi to serve, eight to eight.

You can't do that. You can't do that. Whoa.

And a great set return by Lacy.

Bad play by Yugi.

Danny called the ball, but Yugi took it. Did not have the angle for it. Team Jason still in the lead, nine serving eight. Sakura to serve.

You can be on the line.

You can be on the line if you want. Just to be clear, front chat, you can be inside the line. You just have to start your serve on the line. You do not have to be behind the line to serve. It's not a rule.

So close.

Sakura narrowly misses on that serve. It is now 9 to 9. Pressure amounts. It's first to 11, win by two. Arky's the first to serve. Big pressure for Arky.

Good serve. Erob sets it. Danny returns. Ron hits one hand. Erob sets it up for somebody. Ron, does he get it? He does. Great play by Ron. Yugi returns. Yugi again. Good return. Big bump by Erob.

It's bad. It's out. It's game point! Team Manila! One point separates them! It's out! It's game point! Team Manila! One point separates them in a first place finish. Can Arkey handle the pressure?

10 serving nine. He is hoping for a 9-11 game. Serves it to Jason, Jason sets it, Danny returns, Ebrow returns, Yugi calls it, Lacy returns, big one hand by Arke, not enough. Hits it wide, 10-10, we are in overtime. It's 10 serving 10, folks, let me remind you, last time Jason served, he did not get over the net.

He needs to clutch for his team. This is Captain. Wow, he did not clutch. 10 serving 11. And if we're going to talk about the worst servers on the team, we saw Jason. It's redemption for Katie B.

Katie B can win the game 11 serving 10 overhand serve. One final hit. Team Manila wins! Katie B is the fucking hero! Katie B

goes over dabs up her opponents. After being called by Cutie, the worst server on her team has the best single serve you could ask for. Oh, she's running to the crowd. Show them. Don't show me, show them. Someone get in there. Show them, don't show me, show them.

Someone get in there. It's crazy to think yesterday Team Vanilla was having a rough time, today it started off on the wrong foot. And they win football. They get second in joust, and they win volleyball. Give it up for Team Vanilla again.

Yeah!

I'm sure Vanilla's watching from home right now. I'm sure she's pumped. KDB, I gotta talk to you.

KDB.

Worst server on the team, by the way.

That's what people were saying. Worst server on the team.

Look, I started with my underhand. It wasn't working. So I made adjustments. I didn't give up. I came back. I went with the overhand.

Aced them.

Easy. I went with the overhand, aced him, easy. People are talking about the KDB factor, what does it mean to have it?

You just gotta be KDB, not much more to it.

Well Katie, I don't want to take up too much of your time, congratulations. You've got more competition to go. Shout out KDB! And I'm not sure how that shakes at the points. It's worth remembering only four teams get to compete in the pentathlon. The other four eliminated. Is Team Vanilla in the top four? Slime nut, let me know.

Saying your names is weird back to back.

It is weird Ludwig, but that's our names. Katie Buckets. What a performance. Absolutely amazing. Proving that you can be the worst server on your team and still deliver.

Well, like you said, it was all about the adjustments. You know, it's about adapting to your opponents, no pun intended. And you know, it was a bit of a limp ending too for Team Jason. But I'll also say, there were some shutouts. Team Agent had some crazy shutouts on the way to catch third eventually. But you can't deny pure tenacity.

Pure tenacity and greatness, especially for Team Jason. It's ironic. Someone like Stable Ronaldo on a team that lacks stability.

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

How do you fix something like that?

All you can do is keep trying, but what's going to happen is they're going to fall in the rankings just a little bit.

Oh my god, I'm getting... the chat is saying Yugi cheated? Oh my god.

Allegations are flooding into the chat.

You cannot just say things like that. You cannot fly and fling accusations like that I can't believe it I think we know if there's a bald fuck too okay that's fine oh they said nut for president thank you I would I could do that anyway they're gonna tabulate the standings here we're actually winding down the entire day we have two events left before the pentathlon and after

those two events the top four of the teams are going to be the only ones that are allowed to compete to take home a trophy at all. The bottom four will be eliminated from the day. And the next ones are going to be the tablecloth poll, which we did last year as well.

Did you do that one?

I did do that one. And I got, I think, last place?

You got last.

Something like that. Well, it was like it was rigged against me What's some good insight into how you think they're supposed to do it as someone who failed miserably? You know, I I can't be the one to tell you I think part of it I came into aggressive if I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure I went I Want to say against Falke right? Mm-hmm, and I don't I think it maybe I came into aggressive pulling it There's a finesse to it. I and it just dominated me. I don't think a single thing fell off of her table. I

Remember, I remember there were some strong performances last year

You know what to team finnell is kind of like they're kind of like the Avengers of this shit

They remind me of my team from last year. The team that no one believed in until the second day when they just proved that they belonged.

That's so beautiful, man.

It is beautiful. They're like the Cinderella team of this tournament.

So, anyone, any ball knowers maybe in chat?

There are also some ball knowers in the crowd because Ludwig has to ask about volleyball rules which is really funny. Was that good volleyball? No, of course not.

As you were saying that, they were showing a replay, both players were

touching the net. That's like the first rule that you can't do that. It seems like, well look at the celebration here! Oh my god this energy is crazy. Happiness and joy, something you don't see often.

Yeah, it's looking pretty good. We're going to get to the standings after we chew through these celebrations. Look at that. Look at... Man, they said even the camera...

The camera.

Get in here.

Get in here. It says it actually is impossible without you. Boom. Team Jack actually has some moves too. Slimecicle really surprised me. I know the funniest things as the replays are going It's like a blooper reel as well as a highlight also incredible serve But sure foot is way over the line to him for sure about that thing. We don't talk about sorry I was foot watching my fault

Man, how are you gonna deny there and there they are the trophies are?

Being presented ready to be handed out so pretty much that's one Man, how are you gonna deny there and there they are the trophies are being presented

Ready to be handed out. So pretty much touch one

Okay, that's collectively those trophies are worth about $30 $30 Something like that. I'm touching it. This is this is the closest I'll ever get to anything that says first place is holding on to this Except look at his heart behind me he thing. Except that guy's heart behind me, he said. Except for that guy's heart, yeah. OK, T-Boys heart the streamer games, hell yeah. Donate to Alveus.

Stan's the man, still in that prison cell of a sign. We got We Heart Nut, that's very sweet. Do it for Temmie. We got Temmie fans in the crowd.

I love that dog.

From South Park?

Temmie? No, no, not the wheelchaired child. It's Lily's dog.

Temmie.

Lily's dog. Oh, she named her dog after South Park? Yeah, she has a cat named Jimmy. I would have named my dog Brian.

Very much.

How many times, by the way, for Halloween, did you use that Brian costume? How many times? Yeah, you were Brian Griffin. I made it the night before. Okay. I was trying to be like arts and crafts.

Guys, we're setting up on the field right now, which is why you get our little yap sesh, which is basically a buffer between them setting up things on the field. But we were doing the tablecloth pull. It's coming up. candlesticks, couple of books, and a cup. Very high school. Yeah, yeah.

Speaking of which, you know what that reminded me of? Last year, Halloween, when I dressed up as Brian,

my favorite part, I was just peeing on stuff.

Dude, you were.

Yeah, it was pretty sick.

I was like.

Because he does that in the show. Are we gonna say anything? And no one said anything. you know, because you were in character in costume. I will, because why would there wouldn't even be anything to say. It didn't stand out. That's like a dog thing to do, and I'm a dog.

What is that? Is that just a lemon? Oh my God, is that a lemonade stand sign? Put that down. Put that down right now. Turn that around. We're going to turn that around and maybe take a break? Oh, I'm sorry, they told you, not me. Go ahead and throw to a break, Nut.

I wanna hear you do it.

Okay, okay.

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Dude, check this out. We're doing an event, and they're still complaining about volleyball scores.

No, just one, just one. And I told them. I told them.

Ref, we're going to have some words.

Lacey.

We've had some words.

Lacey, your ass got fucking beat.

No, an airbag.

Team Vanilla won.

Woo!

Hey, by two, not by one.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't go your way in basketball? You complain to the ref. And then what happens? You get a technical. Yes, so get the fuck out and let me move on to the next game which is tablecloth pole! Anyway for ten Twitch Primes I'll reverse the decision. I'll make Team Vanilla lose. All right, y'all, this is a return from last year,

but the stakes are even higher. Welcome to Tablecloth Poll. Now let's take a look at our tables. The way it's going to work is pretty simple. It's a head-to-head bracket. These tables are set in the exact same position. Each competitor is gonna walk up, they're gonna yank the

tablecloth. We are going to judge, not based off of an individual score, but based off of your opponent whose table looks more similar to how it was before the tablecloth was pulled. Does that make sense? So we're gonna look at like if the checkerboard is there, if the checker pieces are there, how many pieces are they in the right spot, how many dice are there, is the banana there? All of that is going to matter. Even things like are these dice still in this chandelier are going to

matter. Now here's the thing competitors, you only get one poll. It's a best of one. If you lose, if you fuck up your first pole, GG. And you don't get practice poles. Now to determine the tiebreaker, because four of you are going to lose the first round, four of you are also going to compete in the second round. All right, it's going to be our tiebreaker.

We have three different rounds, three different escalations of this tablecloth pull.

All right?

Now, competitors, you guys have to be behind a certain line. Don't get too close here. We got to make sure that we're the only ones coming up to these tables. The refs really have to be quite whistler for when you're studying something carefully, Stans?

When you're studying?

Attentive.

Anal?

Anal.

Oh, you gotta be very anal.

Anal!

Sorry.

I like the word.

All right.

Well, I guess that's pretty much tablecloth pool in a nutshell. It's worth as many points as every other contest as usual. Eight points for first, seven for second, three for six for third, so on so forth. All right, we're gonna do three different rounds starting with our first round. Can I get my first two competitors up here? We got Mari for Team Emily, give it up! And competing against Mari we got quarter Jade for Team Toast. All right, now I want to confirm you guys are not only dealing with the tablecloth,

you're dealing with the wind. Have you guys done any research? Do you have a game plan here?

I watched one TikTok.

You watched a TikTok? What the hell was the TikTok?

It was a guy doing this. Oh, it was a tablecloth full TikTok. You watched a TikTok? Oh yeah. What the hell was the TikTok? It was a guy doing this.

Oh, it was a tablecloth pull TikTok. OK, what about you?

I'm just me.

You're just you?

I'm just me.

That's all you need sometimes. All right. Competitors, I'm going to ask you to ready. That's going to be grabbing your tablecloth, set, enter the position you want to be when you pull, and then finally pull. All right? You don't have to pull right when I say pull, just don't pull before.

That make sense?

Your table has to look more similar to this than her table. Okay. So how many checker pieces are on it if they're in the right position? If the banana is still even there? Did the duck lose his glasses?

All's a matter.

Okay.

All right, competitors, are you ready? Well, please go ahead, start grabbing your tablecloth. Ready the cloth. Do you have your positions?

Set.

Pull!

Stop, hands up, hands up! Hands up! Hold up! This is going to be tough. They succeeded at different aspects. There's a checkerboard still on this table. You both lost your duck. You both lost your glasses.

You have your banana. You can count items on the ground. Judges, I think we can call it. Yes. Congratulations, Jody! It's the difference of a checkerboard.

It's the difference of a single checkerboard. Now, Mara, you're not out. You will have a place in match we we're gonna do a little bit later But for now Regroup regroup refresh. We got to reset these tables. Can I get my next two competitors? Who are my next two warm my next two competitors? Can I get the rep from Team Jason?

E-Rub, you're doing this?

Why are you laughing?

I didn't mean to.

Did I laugh?

I was supposed to do a field goal kick, but they benched me.

Wait, you got benched from field goal kick in lieu of Lacey. Yes. Didn't Lacey get bottom three?

Yes.

So you thought you would have done better at field goal? I thought so. Are you confident in your tablecloth pull skills? Yeah

All right

Let's get you over here. We're gonna reset this and going against E-Rob A rep from Team Foozley, we got Tina Kitten! Tina, can I have you right here? Oh, yes, of course. Because I think this is the only mic that gets to pick you up.

Oh, but of course.

Tina, do you have a strategy? Did you prepare for this?

Um, yeah, I watched a YouTube video.

What was the video?

He just said, uh, pull it!

All right.

Quickly! He just said, pull it. All right. So it's pulling it quickly, continuously.

I can't say too much.

You're trying to let me, I have other competitors

that are listening.

Tina, it's pretty big for you to get some points for your team. Team Fuseli has had a rough time. But this could be the start of a comeback.

Right.

Do you feel that pressure? What does your captain tell you when you go

into this contest? I do, I do. Listen, there's a strong wind, strong gust of wind, but it's not as strong as my team's love for me, you know? So I know I'll be okay no matter what.

Alright, well Tina, please, if you could get over to this table, E-Rod to this table. E-Rod. All right. Competitors, you guys know the drill. One pole, one round. If you lose, you're out.

Bobby, this is important.

Please assume the position. Grab it where you want. Don't pull yet. Just grab it how you want to grab it. Set your hands. Get it how you want to grab it. Set your hands. Get set how you want it.

I'm going to wait for you both to be set.

You're good.

I'm going to wait for you both to be set. There's going to be a gust of wind for both of you if there's a wind, Tina. All right, competitors, are you set?

B-Rub?

Pull! Pull! Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull! Checkerboard still here. Cupcake still upright.

Word from production, no losers bracket. We're taking photos.

Really? We're comparing losers. We will do the comparisons. Okay. And sorry, I need to correct myself. Mari, I lied to you. Mari, where are you at? The way we are going to determine the four-way tie between everyone who loses round one is a photo comparing the boards. So we're going to have the refs literally count how many pieces are on the board comparing E-Rob versus Mari's, which is going to take a while because they're actually pretty similar.

All right, let's get our next two competitors, you can meet me up here. We got Valkyrae for Team Jack. Ray, Ray right here if I can get you.

Hi.

Ray, are you nervous? Yes. What are you nervous about?

I'm nervous because I think I did well last year doing this one.

Well, did well is an understatement How well did you do last year? You won the entire event Yes, I mean I got I get it though that's a pressure, right There's a lot of randomness and you're expected to do well

Yes

Is that a secret all right well, thank you very much shout out back you right and you're expected to do well. And my rules are different. Yes, totally different. But I'm going to do the same thing I did last time.

Is that a secret?

Yes.

All right.