Strike Force Five Is And Always Will Be: Kimmel, Fallon, Meyers, Oliver and Colbert

If I got to, Lewis, you did not warn me in rehearsal today that I not only would I be facing the Joy Machine, but I would also be facing Ibanderuhumbika, Eddie Barbash, and Maddie Rice.All right, all right, listen, I want to remind everybody out there that we are auctioning off all sorts of memorabilia from our last 11 years here at the Ed Sullivan Theater and donating all the proceeds to the international aid organization, World Central Kitchen.We are putting up Right now, we got, this is the last batch.This is the last batch of items online tonight.And there's some great stuff for you guys to go bid on, including, let's see, the confessional from my segment, Confessions.And the custom penny press we commissioned that prints late show images onto pennies.

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My guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen, are four of my best television friends, and co -hosts of the awards -ignored podcast, Strike Force Five.Please welcome back to The Late Show, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Jimmy Fallon!Monday crowd.

Yes, sir!You got your own Panthers out there?We don't get to, yes, sir.Hi, Steven!

Hi!Can't really hear you down here.Yeah.I was told I was gonna be seated farthest away from you.I assumed it was alphabetical, and then I went, F -O.

No, no, no.Yeah, we just think, I just think you're the most aggressive.Oh, no.the loudest.Yeah, yeah, yeah.OK.

So we don't get together all that often.Last time was two years ago for my birthday.Here we are.There we are.That's right.

That was super fun.

Yeah.I wonder what they thought of us being there.

I was there.John and I were there first.We were surprising you.It was a restaurant downtown.A restaurant downtown.And there was a British couple standing next to us.

Correct.Paid no attention to us.Mm -hmm.Kimmel came in.They lost their mind.

Very, very, very excited.British man.Jimmy Kimmel, whose show, I cannot be clear enough about this, is not on in England.Yep.Jimmy Kimmel.And they were so excited.

Asked you to take the picture.That's right.I took.That's right.I took a photo, then he walks in.And they lost their mind.

Oh, my God, Jimmy Fallon, this is the greatest.I said, do you want a picture of this as well?Wait, you even talked to them?Oh, I spoke to them.I stood back.

By the way, also, Jimmy came in and said, hi, John Oliver and Seth Meyers.Used our full names.of last week's night.

You got to change your name to Jimmy.It's as simple as that.I walked in and everyone was like, Jimmy Kimmel's here twice?

Yeah.No, he is Jimmy Kimmel.Seth gave them every chance.And in the true British fashion, went, nah, I don't care about that one.

But the great thing about Jon is, not even the slightest.Some people might go like, yeah, yeah, that didn't feel great.Not the slightest bit.Delighted.Absolutely delighted.

I was so happy the whole time.

I loved it.It was like a bath of humiliation.Nothing that makes me feel cleaner than those suns.Yeah.We kept bringing it up the whole dinner.

It was so fun for us.Yeah.Now, the five of us being here right now, obviously, it's dangerous because we represent so much of later.Jon Stewart is designated.Survivor tonight.Someone has to survive for the president to be mad at.

And do our eulogies.Wouldn't that be great if John had to do all of our eulogies?I hope I don't get stuck in last place on that one too.

Hey, Kimmel was good too.

Kimmel was good too.

We fell asleep before Kimmel.

Please just don't do my eulogy in England.They'll be burying me in an unmarked grave.

Okay, uh, now, this is a, I got the - You're at the top of your first card, correct?I have this right here.Oh.Oh.Oh, you got an iPad?I have this.

I have an iPad right here.Okay, this is a reunion for Strike Force 5.Oh.

Yeah.I'm gonna hand this.

I'm handing this.over to Seth for him to decide when we will do Strike Force 5.

And does this, if I unplug it, is it off?It won´t work.

It will not work if you do that.So you have to reset it.

Seth doesn´t love this thunder sound effect.I don´t like the thunder.Yeah, I don´t like it.So every time we say Strike Force 5...I will not press it.

That´s when...Try to hear it.Just the sound effect is inside you all the time.

Seth, look at how many people are in that band.Figured out why you lost 40 million dollars Steven.

There's too many people in the band Okay for the people who don't know what it means There's your problem you thought this was a one -off joke this is like giving a child a tabletNo.

I cannot be trusted with that.I can't believe you gave it.It didn't just come preloaded with the, I have other stuff.

Listen, there are already three trombone players over there.You don't need to play them.

Oh, that's nice.Kimmel, can you please explain to the people who don't know what Strike Force 5 is, was, and how it got together?

Strike Force 5 is, was, was.

Good luck, good luck, good luck.It is and always will be a group of five individuals who went on strike along with their writers, who were paying their writers, and who then really, really wanted to stop paying their staff.And so they did a podcast that paid a tiny little portion of that.And we did 12 episodes.It was very successful.People seemed to really love it.

We sold t -shirts.

That was what I like about this photo.is that, I like about this photo, is that it was in the summertime when we started and we're all, if you put this back up there, is that Jimmy and Jimmy and me and Seth have got tans and Oliver somehow got paler.

I reject the concept of summer.I think it's a state of mind.

He went to a room to match your skin color.

We'll do another episode tonight after the show, right?We're going to do an emergency episode of Strike Force.That's right.

Drive tune in.You got to drive tune in.Do you remember that?That's why you still have a show.You all really helped me out with that, because I had no idea how to record or do a podcast.Or do anything, really.

Correct.I really, I should be back.

Kimmel sent us all, like, kits, like, with, like, audio mics and boards and stuff like that.Yes.Put together.

And I had this thing.board with all these buttons that I didn't need.And I remember asking you for...No, you did need those buttons.That was the...

There was some really important buttons on there.It was like connecting to a microphone.Sometimes buttons are important.

You can't put that in front of me. I'm like, come on.Yeah, I had to press all of them.You did have a little trouble putting it together.Well, I remember trying to ask you guys for advice, but because mine kept coming out as a chipmunk voice.Do you remember that?

Yeah, and a monster.

And a monster.And I wasn't doing it on purpose.I was going like...

God, I really need help.

What do I do?Do I unplug?Do I restart?What do I do?And I'm trying to really ask for help, but as a chipmunk, I'm like, this is getting worse.And I'm like, oh, this is better now.

This is better.And I go, this is a disaster.So I was just letting you guys run it.You guys are the pros and knew how to do it.

Yeah, well, we didn't mess with the equipment, which is what you did.And this is the problem.Yeah, exactly.On Strike Force 5, yeah.OK. I have an important question.

I don't think he's allowed to rimshot himself.I just think, I don't want to like, I want to give everybody the freedom to do whatever they want, but like, there had to be some rules.

As a Catholic, he's not allowed to rimshot himself.

We're all racing for him.We're all racing for that joke.We're all just dying here.Come on.

You gotta get it.I'm blind and a little deaf.I thought that was the thunder sound effect.

I have an important question.Seth, I'll throw this one to you.You seem like a responsible person.Now that my show goes off the air on the 21st of May, what do I do?Thank you.Now that that happens, what is my status?

Do I become emeritus?And more importantly, do I lose my insurance?Because I have my insurance through Strike Force 5.

That´s heartbreaking, ´cause you´re just hard out.You´re just out.-"I´m just out."Yeah.-"Strike Force 4."And it breaks our heart.

It´s like gerrymandering.Like, nobody likes it, but, like, once the courts rule...yeah, that's what it is.

Has the court ruled on Strike Force 1?Don't worry.Give me a few months.It'll be Strike Force 3.

Yeah, I was gonna say.I was gonna say.What you don't want to be is in Strike Force 2, just looking at someone going, is it you or is it me?

Who knows?Yeah.Yeah.OK.Oliver, at the end of the run of Strike Force 5 two years ago, you said, and I quote, we were one week away from getting into a fight.Yes.

I think that's true.Tensions were rising because the strike had gone on too long, and we had run out of things to say to each other.And who do you think won?If we did fight, who do you think would win?I have thoughts.An uh -oh?

Who do you think would win?If the five of us, like, no holds barred, physical fight, all of us would win.

It depends on what the fight is.It depends.Are we talking Muay Thai?Is this a battle of wits?Yeah.If you're allowed to, like, take off a velvet glove and slap someone across the face with it and demand your satisfaction, I think I'm in with a shot.

If it's what I would call rough and tumble, no thank you.

Yeah.I think John wins, and I'll tell you why.First of all, he's downplaying his physical abilities.Secondly, his wife was in the military.That's true.So you know it gets wild in bed, right?

That is a good point.She will not let any of you hurt me. I'm winning that fight like a 17th century British general.Please, send my troops in to deal with these ruffians.You call your wife your troop?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a pet name.

Late night is in a bit of a weird spot right now.Spoiler alert.And people questioning its future.I've been asked this question more, like three times over the last 10 months in various interviews.They go like, make a case for Late Night.I'm like, what do you mean?

And they go like, make a case for it.Like, why should it continue to exist?I'm like, people like it.I enjoy doing it.

Why would you say that, uh, make a case for late night?Well, I would say that I, in my, I, well, I look at the figures.And the fact of the matter is, more people are watching late night television now than, and I know everybody gets crazy, than when Johnny Carson, well now, obviously Johnny Carson had a lot of people watching one show.But we have a lot of shows with like 30 ,000 people watching each one, right?And it adds up.And people watch us on YouTube now.

And people have a lot of different options.And yet they still, they keep coming to us.And I will tell you, when I got knocked off the air for a few days, people, people, people canceled, people canceled Disney Plus.Why isn't, why?Why aren't you people canceling Paramount Plus?Because you didn't have it in the first place?

Well, Jimmy, Jimmy, until the deal goes through, if I could just do a counter there, Paramount Plus might have some good programming, unless it's not going through, which case it can go f*** itself now and forever.

Let's, like, tap the brakes.

For sure, let's, you know, reasonable people can disagree on the utility of Paramount Plus, right, Steven?

100%.Why should you have to defend late?I mean, why should that question even be asked?You don't hear...Like, Ryan Seacrest doesn't get asked that question about the Wheel of Fortune or whatever the hell he's hosting.

I would actually like to hear Rotten Seacrest defend Wheel of Fortune.I would like some of his next interviews to say, defend Wheel of Fortune's right to exist.And I am going to be leaning forward waiting for what he says.

I think late night is one of those things that's been around our whole lives.It's part of our lives.I never thought it was a job when I was growing up.I just thought Johnny Carson came with the television set.I didn't know.But, you know, you watch it, and people want to go to sleep having a good laugh and go to bed happy and go like, yeah.

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Was it the goal to have a late -night show for anybody?No, not for me.Not for me.

No, I wanted to be a football player.Yeah.

By which you mean soccer player.Thank you very much, mate.Thank you very much.He doesn´t know who I am.Yeah.Do you have tickets to any of the World Cup stuff?

No, not yet.No, I´ll try and get in like a hooligan.I´ll fight my way in.With my wife.You´re gonna wear suspenders and jackboots?

I don't think anyone...I wanted to be a doula.

You were very...I did not learn that.

That's a great joke.I love umbilical cords.I'm slipping it.That's the worst reason to do it.When you say that at your doula interview, I just love umbilical cords.I love all kinds of cords.

Did you guys, when you were younger, especially when you're starting on a comedy, did it ever occur to you that you'd be doing a job that the President of the United States would have strong views of?about?

No.No.You know what's even weirder?We're doing a job that his wife has strong feelings about.

Most of us have avoided that part.

Yeah, that's true.

That's why you're at the end of the gala.

It's amazing.It's an amazing thing to get in a group text.Just a text from Jimmy saying, oh boy, and then a picture of Melania mad at him.You know?

What a way to start the day.We all get very excited.And then I sent a text to you guys, and I said, hey, don't be mad at me, but I liked it.I think she's got a point.I think she's got a point.

We're all kind of happy.We're all kind of happy when you get in trouble over there.And how do you feel when you wake up and you see the attention?

The saddest part of it is I realized in those moments that the only four people who care are sitting right here.The rest of the day, it takes 12 hours for the rest of the people in my life to even figure out that anything's going on.Two hours after that, a guy I used to work with sent me a text.He's like, hey, do you know a real estate lawyer?I was like, what?I'm a real estate lawyer.

I'm in trouble here.Yeah.

The thing I like is that he always posts, like, when the show actually aired.And I do want to say, like, I appreciate that he is watching linear television.

Yeah.

You know, right.He's the only one left.

More people are watching late night than ever before.

Yeah.Well, if I would make my case for late night, it's that, you know, leaders of the free world are watching it when it airs.

Yeah.He would be the only person who I would like just to go the... to sleep, to be honest.Yeah.

Do you enjoy how much shit we give you when you get in trouble?I do.I like it.Because my favorite thing is how much sympathy we don't give you.

Yeah.Yeah.I'm not looking for sympathy.I'm looking for the jokes, really.Yeah.Yeah.

I love it.Yeah.Yeah.

So OK, some things you can't appreciate if you don't do this job.Were you sad when Spirit Airlines went out of business?

That was a lot of material.Yeah.I know.And I remember you saying this to me years ago.You said, when Spirit goes, I go.That's true.

That's true.That's a true story.That happened.

That has a real true story.

Yeah, it's a perfect company to make fun of, because they don't and never did pretend to be something other than they were, which is chaos incarnate in the sky.

It's a flying Waffle House.

It's in the same color.Exactly.It's not just comedically that you miss something.On an emotional level, it was always nice to know that humanity created flight, and then at one point progressed to the point where you would have like this I used to like the idea, looking up on a clear blue sky and thinking, somewhere up there, someone's getting into a fistfight over $8 water.I think we've lost something.

I think it's one of the best airlines to get duct -taped to your chair.They said that.They said that.

Tom, what are we doing on time?What's going on over there?Are we over?Did you just do 6 '7"? Yes, he did. He did 6 '7".That's how much we're over?That's how much we're over.

Yeah, we're over.He said 6 '7".We're wrapping.We're over.We're over at this point.We've already done our 20.

You got a bunch of short timers working here right now.Let's keep going, baby.Let's keep going.Boo!

Boo!Boo!Boo.Boo.This is exactly what people hate about you.

Boo.Boo.How long were you off the air, Kimmel?

Three days.

How did the Republic go on?Let me tell you something.

I can't believe this country survived without three days of you.I can't wait for you to experience this.There's a whole world out there.Do you know that there are establishments where you can sit down, they will bring you food, and you can have lunch?Oh my god.In the middle of the day?

You're going to love that.When was the last time you've had lunch outside?We never leave.No.It's always at your desk.You never leave.

People, my friends will go, hey, I'm coming to town.You want to go have lunch?I'm like, what are you talking about?

Exactly, yeah.How would you describe the process of your day?Like, I describe this as, like, flaming toboggan ride.Like, it's very fun, but the whole objective is, like, let's not hit a tree on the way down.

Yeah.

What's your process like there, Fallon?

For me, I stress out all day just hoping that we get some type of show together and that we can just somehow...I know that we have so many people working on the show, and writers write great stuff, but I'm just like, are we changing that?Are we doing that?I'm way overthinking everything, and I'm so relieved when it's done.I'm like, ah, we did it.We did another hour.

We fooled him again.Yes, yes.We did it.I´m so happy.I´m like, oh, we did another good show.But I stress out all day.

If the show goes well, how long do you allow yourself to feel that, fellas?Two seconds.No minutes.If it goes poorly, how long do you allow yourself to feel that?To this day.

I´m getting better.No, I´m getting better moving on.I think one of the gifts of these shows is when you remember you have one tomorrow and, like, you kind of have to move forward.Sure.Like, I think that, yeah, it´s healthy to just think about the next one.I think that´s a faster way to say it.

Yeah, okay.Last time I came on here, you were very generous and gave me a gift.I don´t know if you remember this.You gave me a bit that you tried on this show.We did a bit once on the show.That flopped.

Good luck banana.

No, good news bananas.Oh, excuse me.Good news bananas.Good luck banana would´ve worked.That would´ve been great.I´ll rewrite it.

And then we would hand bananas to people, and they would peel the banana, and inside there would be a message.Oh.And it was good news for them.This banana.

Thank you for giving me that bit.

Yeah.Now...you said, I gave him the banana costume.Yes.And you said you would do it.But you also said at the same time you would just done something similar to it called Opinionion Rings.

Oh, yeah.I just did.

What?

What?Yeah, we had a bit in the show called, it was a big hit.These guys are all, Opinionion Rings, Opinionion Rings, Opinionion.Yeah, they're all doing it.But we'll add it in post.We'll add it in post.

We did a bit, it was called Opinion Rings, where I would open up Onion Rings and it would have fortune cookie things inside, and I would read to my guests and we'd just share our opinions on different subjects.

Could I just say, if I had done anything as bad as either of these, I would not be able to move on?

I just didn't realize what you were talking about.I gotta say, go watch Good News Banana.It's pretty fun, so I gave you the ballot.Don't watch it.Don't watch Opinion Rings.I am definitely watching Opinion Rings.

Now, you said you would do it.I'm holding your feet to the fire.Will you do Good News Bananas at some point?

Without a doubt, in honor of you, I will do Good News Banana.Absolutely.

May I be so bold as to suggest that you throw the Opinion Rings onto the Good News Banana?And really, that's a double whammy.

That's a good bet.Or two wrongs don't make a right.Well, there's that too.

I'll give it my best shot.All right.Thank you, man.Thank you.We're going to move on to a game now.Oh, I love this.

OK.We're going to move on to a game.Before we move on to the game, you're all fine hosts.and leaders of shows in your own right, is there anything that we have not touched on before we move on to this?I'm curious.

The outrage that your show is being thrown off the air?Yeah.Weird.I mean, that's odd.I hope that's true.you know, I really, I'm waiting for Angry Steven to come out.

I want to see you go nuts.

Just kind of let me.

You guys have no idea.

When this guy.

They shouted a Bruce banner in the lab before things went sour.Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.Uh -oh.When this guy takes off his glasses and shakes out his hair, It's the sexiest thing you've ever seen.

I'm curious.I'm curious.You guys started before I did.Each one of you, your shows you're doing, each started before this show.Yeah.And then you're going to be here after I'm here.

I'm like the, like, you're like the candy shell.I'm the nougat filling that came in.And then somebody came along and just sucked it out.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm being.

It's like when your young wife dies.Yeah.That is.

There's something wrong with him.That's why he's sitting there.He can't sit here.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.It's when what?

What is it like?I think my young wife is in the back.

Wait, wait, wait.Say it again.I think this one is rim shot right into sad trombone.Yeah.Let's try it.Ready?

It's like when your young wife dies.I wish I could hear any of it.I can't hear you.That is.My wife knows what I'm talking about.Yeah, right.

It's sad is what I'm saying.It's such a tragedy.

It's gone too soon.That might be the perfect opinion ring.

Well for him and for the wife of Bad News Banana.

I think it's odd the way it ended for you.I didn't see it.I was quite surprised.Yeah.Yeah.I was quite surprised.

And it's a bummer, because I wanted to do this longer with you.That's it.You're talking in network television.It's odd.It's a surprise.As someone from a different area of television, I can say it was some fresh bulls**t.

Yeah.I can't take that.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But now I can be guests on all your shows.You could host my show.

In the summertime?I mean, it takes a whole year.

I could be like your Regis.You could just go like, ah, we're stuck.I could just come over.

I would love that.

I could be like your Terry Gar, your Regis.

Wouldn't that be fun?

Any time you want to come on, I'd be the greatest.I love you so much.When would be helpful to you?

Take your time.Take your time.Enjoy it.Give me a ballpark.Enjoy a little time off.

OK.All right.So here's what we got here, guys.Each one of these, we have these paddles.I don't even know how this works.Oh, everybody take one and pass it on.

Wait, there's only three of you.Are we going to spank each other?How does this work?Well, they're double -sided.

So pass these down.

Everybody's got a set, right?

Everybody's got a set of these.And then, there you go.Perfect.There you go.All right.There you go.

You pass it down.Oh, sorry.Oh, my god.

OK, so you take the rubber band off.Oh, where did you get this picture?On each side, there's a - Oh, no.There's our wives.Oh, I see.

I see.

Our wives sent in the worst photos they could find of us.Oh no.There's Kimmel.Oh no.There's Fallon.There's me.

There's Oliver.And there's Seth.Okay, so I'm going to ask a series of questions.I don't like this.

There's a pretty root one between this and this.

I like this.Best part of Strike Force 5 was getting to know you all better, it says here.Tonight, though, it says, the gloves come off and we find out what we really think of each other.My writers came up with some most likely two questions.Here, you'll need these paddles.Distribute.

These photos.were sent by your wives.I did that part.Here we go, okay.Most likely to, who is most likely not to watch the movie their guest is on to promote?Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.He don't have guests though.

I know, that's why I put John.

He doesn't have guests.

I feel like if John had guests, he also wouldn't watch.I wouldn't.

I keep forgetting all the options.Okay, who would make out with a guest on camera?Oh.How many of you have made out with a guest on camera?

Why would you look at me like that?Because I think you've made out with guests on camera.No, I think you just wanted to make out with me.

Have you guys ever made out with a guest on camera?

Yeah, once.Regis once.Regis, not only did I kiss Regis, he chewed my gum.

Regis kissed me on the top of the head when I was standing in for Joe.He kissed me on the top of the head.It felt like someone in the mafia labeling someone for a hit.It's no way to say goodbye to a human being.

I met Regis multiple times.He never made a move on me.Martin Short.Martin Short?

Martin Short, yeah.Made out with you?Yeah, but not on my show.He was at a bar.It was for charity.He was at a bar.

One of those marathons.We were on SNL.We had to do a bit where he kissed me or whatever.And he goes, Jimmy.I go, yeah, I'll be fine.You just kiss me.

He goes, hey, I won't.No tongue.I go.Don´t worry about it.Don´t worry about it.Of course I won´t do it.

What are you talking about, dude?We do the sketch live.He looks at me full -on tough.

Full -on, full -on, more than I´ve ever made out with anyone in high school.Anybody who thought, like, we were about to get MeToo´ed, it´s like, Regis.Martin Short.Yeah, exactly.

For me, Sally Field, Helen Mirren.Oh, goodness.Allison Janney.Uh, uh, Jeff Daniels and, uh, what?Andrew Garfield.

Who's Jane Fonda?

Jane Fonda and I did not.Jane Fonda did not.We did not make out, but she stuck her tongue in my ear.

OK.

That's not making out?In England.Not in America.That's fifth base in England.OK.Who is most likely to have written Italian novels under the name Elena Ferrante?

Oh!

Who is most likely to cry?Oh, come on.Come on.Where is he?

Are you trying to make me cry?

I'm just going to do it for fun.

Yeah, I'm just going to do it.Come on, bud.Come on.OK, who is most likely to be doing a cash for gold commercial in the next five years?You have to do it.Five years.

If you make it five.

Okay, and this is more than opinion, I know the answer to this.Who has the highest rating on WikiFeet?Oh.You know what WikiFeet is?It's a place where people who enjoy looking at feet rate celebrities' feet.Who's got the highest rating on WikiFeet?

Oh.All right.All right.I'm going to say Fallon, because I know he puts – don't you put onions in your socks?Oh, yeah, you do.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did it once.

You chop up a little red onion.I did it once.I did it once.I was sick.I was sick, and someone told me to put onions, raw onions in my socks and put a Ziploc bag over my feet and go to bed.Yeah, it was Steve -o.

I did it once, yeah, and so I put onions on the soles of my feet, and I put Ziploc bags and rubber bands, and I went to sleep.And Nancy was there?My wife was in bed with me, yeah.

And did you have a pizza on the sideboard, as you sometimes do?That's another thing we learned from Strike Force Five, is sometimes you have an entire pie on the sideboard, and you'll eat one slice and go to bed.

No, I eat pizza in bed sometimes when I'm watching, yeah.Like dinner in bed.Again, your wife is right there.Yeah, I'll offer her some.I'm not rude.I'm not rude.

I don't think our issue was when you were hogging the pizza.I just said, I'm not rude.I go, would you like some of the hoping that she says no?And she says, no, that's not what I'm mad about right now.

Here are the scores.These are the WikiFeed scores.We checked today, OK?Uh, bringing up the rear, Fallon, 4 .73 out of five.Onion -y.

Onion -y.Still pretty high.

Number four, Kimmel, 4 .75.Oliver, 4 .76.Seth, 4 .77.And way out ahead, Estes.Steven, 4 .98, gentlemen.

Actually, you have time in the day to go on WikiFeed and give yourself five stars.

That's what the interns do.I thought this job would be different.Gentlemen, gentlemen, what a delight.Thank you so much for being here.No, of course not.Before I got one of these gigs, before I got one of these gigs, obviously I enjoyed your work and I respected what you did.

What I didn't know at all was what the job was like.And I thought I had a job and over at Comedy Central, which we realize now, which is like running a college newspaper.It was like, we worked really hard, but like the demands and the pressures of these jobs are different than anything I expected.And you guys have been wonderful friends and great models for me.And I'm so glad to know and love all of you.Thank you so much for being here.

An all -new video episode of Strike Force 5 will be available on Wednesday anywhere podcaster found Jimmy Kimmel