Surprising Harper With Her Long Distance Boyfriend!

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Well, while Kinsey does that-

Wait, wait, does- we haven't even heard the story!

She's gonna share it after she's done online shopping.

OK. All right. I just got a little something in the mail and I wanted to open up. Oh wow. It looks kind of small for a mil. I got a package from YouTube. You're not being very humble Kate. Not humble. Oh I'm just kidding. I'll just throw this trash away. Okay. Look at that I got a miniature 1 million

plaque from YouTube because they did away with the big plaques. Oh my gosh. The reason they're miniaturing them

is because everybody's hitting a million on YouTube.

Apparently I didn't hit a million quick enough and I just got the size of the plaque that's the same size as the 100,000.

So now I have two of the same size plaques. Yeah, the YouTube plaques used to be like double that size but now they made them that size, little baby size because too many people are hitting a million subs so Kate got that little baby one but she did hit a million subs so congrats all right

Kenzie what were you gonna say okay so I mean Kate went to Aerie today no way yeah and I watched didn't think it was worth spending $70 on there you didn't so for three years I didn't buy them and this year was the year.

Three years? These bikinis, they have not been in stock for three years. Look at his mask head just drop. Like why would you spend $70 on jeans kind of a lot. By the way this was the second. No they weren't jeans. They were sweatpants. Sweatpants? Wow. $70 sweatpants. I really got scammed.

This was the second day of school and I already didn't wear makeup to school. You're wearing makeup right now. I know I redid it because I was sweating after cheer.

You look pretty. Cool fact! So what happened with your pants?

And I walk up to the cash register. Uh actually they're black.

Oh. Black sweatpants. You bought three of them? Mav you don't understand. You don't understand.

Wait you know you can buy sweatpants at Walmart for like $12?

Do you know that they're not like these? But anyway, so I walk up to the cash register.

Oh my gosh, can I finish my story? We're gonna need to refinance the house. Yeah, their favorite thing to do is interrupt. Okay, continue. Who interrupted?

So I walk up to the $70 pair of pants and the lady goes, oh, you should go get another pair. And I was like, I can't, no, these are the only ones I want.

And she was like, no, you should really go get another pair.

And I was like, no, no. I'm so sorry, where did you go?

Aerie. Aerie, okay.

Aerie. need and she was like oh but if you get another pair you save six dollars and I was like six no but listen no listen I was like no my husband told me like no like that's not really saving money because I'm spending more money to get more pants so you would have been proud oh but then oh but but there's a but then here's where it turns oh good for me she says no you will save six dollars and adding no additional cost to get another pair of pants But you have to get another pair of pants and I was like, I don't understand the math and she was like

One pair of pants is free and this pair you get six dollars off and I was like all I gotta do is get another

Color you're like yes, so I got another color. So you got two pants for

$64 okay That's that's like a one pair of pants. Yeah, that's called a BOGO. I'm sorry, what? It's a BOGO. A buy one get one. A buy one get one? A buy one get one. Minus $6. Buy one get one. Oh, so buy one get one plus like 5% off. So are you so excited that I waited three years to get these pants and now I got them for free. And with the money that I saved, I just bought another shirt on Amazon. That's good. What a BOGO haul. I'm so happy for me. I'm very happy for you too. Thank you. Also, Harper, so Harper, so we told Harper the other day, or we didn't tell Harper the other day, when we were recording a podcast, Harper went into the

bathroom and we told her that we were gonna surprise her with her boyfriend, Benny. But then her boyfriend Benny flew somewhere else instead of coming here.

And he said he was-

Yeah, he went to LA.

Yes. So today we have a surprise-

You just told us he was going to Colorado.

Wait, no, he flew to LA last time.

Oh, I thought you just told us. Okay, I'm confused.

Wait, Colorado?

He's going to Colorado for his brother.

When? Today. Oh, yeah, no, she's saying he went to LA last time he was supposed to come here. But anyways, we were supposed to surprise Harborth, then she found out, but he couldn't come anyway.

So, I will be right back.

Uh-oh. Oh, oh, shut up.

No, no, don't don't get too excited. My heart racing.

No, don't get too excited.

Please don't tell me.

No, don't get too excited.

Will you stop trying to ruin the moment? Let your heart race, young one moment let your heart race young one let your heart race be yourself oh my gosh oh my gosh okay okay maybe this is Oh, she looks sad.

Why are you not sitting next to Harper?

Oh, yeah, that's my bad. I didn't really like her anyway. What?

I just come in here to what? You're actually gonna be Benny. Oh, what's overhead? Look, he tried to make Benny's hair.

That's not his hair. That was just like, you know, he actually has naturally straight hair.

Right. Yeah.

Cash got his hair perm. Just I had naturally straight hair, too, but look at me now.

Yeah. You decided he wanted to be not Benny.

You say you nothing like me.

Wait, Benny gets a perm?

Yeah.

I told him to straighten it out last night, though.

Really?

Yeah.

Mav, should we get you a perm?

When he comes down, I'm going to straighten out his hair.

Really?

Dude, I was actually really.

I expected you to be more excited, Harper. Your boyfriend here. Not even the effort you know how long it took me to make this that was like That was the point of this video. It took me a long time to make this yeah We we wanted to get a thumbnail title of long distance boyfriend surprises Harper, but that didn't work out So this was our next best thing

I'm actually really mad. I really I was like genuinely really excited

And then you started looking around in rooms, and I would be

Yes I was like genuinely really excited and then you started looking around in rooms and I would be Yes

Okay, but to be fair Harper he's coming on in October. So I know I wasn't supposed to know but like yeah, I was told Nobody who told you nobody what you know who told you October you just told me October So I did it. it no I did wait my daughter can't delete it genuinely my heart she knew someone told her and I actually thought that he was coming today cuz my friends like do your makeup

pretty I mean it's pretty accurate pop up a side-by-side a picture of being a picture of me dude. Who's who I can't tell Don't hit your boyfriend That's called a domestic fight

I'm sorry. I told him I thought you would like really believe it for a second

Okay, I did but he's also texting me right now so I I

Don't like well, we are you were gonna think that what's it? I should texting her right now This is me not been he doesn't wear those sunglasses he wears other ones that aren't colored

But he does wear those outfits. Wait, no!

I feel like he's pretty accurate. Ha ha!

Dude, he loves his camera.

Oh. It's an accessory. Why are you puffing your chest out like that?

Is that what you think of Benny? To be honest, I've only met him once for about 30 seconds.

And this is what you got from him. What? No, it's okay.

I really thought he was, wait, I kind of feel bad now. Hey, I can't do,

is that why your makeup look like that? You did your makeup just for this. You said you did your makeup. Yeah. Cause my friends was like,

do your makeup pretty? And I was like, I was like I was like okay like oh, he's gonna be here I wait why'd you think he's gonna be here today cuz I was suspicious cuz my friends never tell me wait

Is that why you were late? Yeah, cuz I was doing no way

Harper was an hour late to the show no I got those up with Chipotle

No, I was I didn't even eat anything from Chipotle what I what I'm saying is we got out of cheer late like 30 minutes late and it was like 5 o'clock when we got out right now. It's like around 6 and I Was doing my makeup in the parking lot and yeah guys after three years it is finally here We have perfected the best slime ever for you guys We have Teddy Graham crunch that smells like graham crackers and honey We have makeover magic that is scented like cotton candy. We have midnight madness that is scented like blueberry lemonade. We have pink coquette that is scented like strawberry milkshakes and it even has a huge

pink clay boat that you can mix in. I'm so excited for you guys to get your hands on that one. It's my personal favorite. August 30th at 5 p.m. make sure you set your alarms because we only have a limited amount of slime for our first drop so you you're going to want to make sure you get some before it sells out. Aw, wait, that's so sad. She did her makeup because she actually thought he was here.

Oh man. Maybe in October.

But we can't even know it's ruined. Like we can't even surprise you with it in October. Cause who told you?

Cancel his flight. Wait, how did you know that? She said someone told her.

Can't see just told me.

Who? No, you said you knew before. You said I know someone told me.

It's because, OK, like I was I was talking with my friends, not Addy, but I was talking with one of my friends and I was like, hey, like, like, do you know when Benny is coming down? the 31st. Oh really? But my mom won't let me go to Florida. Rip!

To LA by herself. Oh my god. That is valid. With Brooke! With Brooke! Her mom said to LA by herself. Yeah.

That is valid. I don't need a baby. Harper you want no part of LA by yourself. I would love it.

Especially with Benny. Oh speaking of LA guys we have our LA show coming up so if you guys haven't already even if you've already been to one of our shows you should come to the LA show because the LA show we are gonna have special guests at and it's gonna be unlike any of the other shows so anyway Oh, he's here! And he brought me candy! Yeah!

Benny, your back's to the camera. Yeah, at least turn towards the camera.

Oh my gosh!

Oh, I'm gonna put my makeup on and put your...

It's okay.

Oh, girl!

Oh my, her face just came off!

It's okay! Oh man, oh that's embarrassing.

Oh, well, it's okay. Well, you guys can take a seat here. Yeah. Harper, this is where you take the flowers.

Yeah, that's where you take the flowers that he went and bought

and picked out for you.

Wait, what the heck?

Why are you acting? You literally thought you knew five minutes ago.

She knew the whole time.

Oh my gosh, wait, what?

OK, can you turn towards the camera if you're going to hug?

Turn towards the camera. Show all your gifts, Harper. Wait a minute. You got a, you got flowers, an Alani, and a, can I have one of those plakes, Loki?

Almost ate them in the car.

All right.

You can eat them.

That's good.

Now, Becky can sit right here.

Should we get a vase?

Wait, what the heck?

No, that's so wrong. That's so wrong. I'm in shock I know we like supervising what's happening man I look insane now which was him no let Harper sit next to her boyfriend that she hardly gets to see oh my gosh, wait, I got makeup all over your sweatshirt.

We'll wash it.

I haven't plugged in there, Alex.

We'll wash it.

Yeah, Harper's face did come off on a sweatshirt.

That's insane.

Wait, you knew this time, didn't you? No.

Yes, you did. That's why you were saying yesterday.

She kept saying, last night she kept saying oh I'm just gonna break up with Benny tonight to see what our reaction was. And then she'd say things like I'm just like not gonna show up tomorrow and then she'd be like also I'm not I'm totally not doing my know that it was the century.

I didn't know.

I was just texting her in the car. I was like, yeah, like we're going to dinner right now.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, since I house Colorado, I was like, yeah, we're about to go to dinner.

She might have been like 20% psyched out when you walked out. I feel like we did throw you off for a second. Yes, you did, but I didn't know he was coming today. I thought he was coming like in October.

Yeah, that's what we told her.

Oh my gosh, wait, what?

I'm, I'm, those are hers, don't eat those.

I have a diabetes problem where I have to have sugar every 15 minutes, everybody knows that.

I haven't had food all day.

Vinny bought those with his own money first. Yeah. You know what? Those aren't yours. Well, I'm borrowing. No, you're not. Are you going to throw it back up later to give it back?

Maybe. Maybe.

You never know.

Oh my gosh.

OK. I actually didn't know he was coming. I promise. I swear.

So what did you think when my location was off?

I thought that it was glitching because everybody's location I don't get that for a second because before the pod, she was like, his location is off. She was like, yeah, she was like, raging at you.

Nah, she was she was baiting us. She was trying to get us to tell her.

I wasn't. You were trying to get us to tell her.

Addy, did I know?

No.

I tried to call her and she was like, do don't know. Wait, what conversation? Addie talks 1,000 miles an hour. I didn't hear anything she just said. I can translate.

They had a conversation. Harper and Benny had a conversation where they were talking about how he's going to come soon. And Harper was like, Addie, do you know when Benny's going to come?

And Addie was like, how do you clue what you're talking about. So I think me and Benny look a lot alike. Don't.

Really?

Let's get a side by side stand up.

He's a lot taller than you, so.

Oh my gosh, Cash. He makes you look like paper.

He is so white. Look at his legs.

Oh, he is tan.

Yeah.

You look quite a bit alike.

No?

With the glasses yeah yeah here put the glasses on oh y'all could be brothers what y'all could be brothers i'm mickey's i think we're cousins i think i think we might be cousins long long the same mother what what does that mean i don't think that's how that works

i'm actually in shock she's so excited like actually what wait how long are you staying for till Friday bro

I have school I know but you go after school we go to the photo shoot he can come with us and then he's gonna come over and hang out don't be sad that you have to go to school be happy that he's here yeah I know and he's sleeping over Are you gonna eat the twix? Oh, okay. What? Matt! I don't know. She wasn't gonna eat it. Harper, don't be sad that you have to go to school.

Be happy that he's here.

Yeah, I know.

And he's sleeping over at my house. Well, maybe. He might be staying at my house.

No, he just said he's staying at my house.

Well, maybe.

We'll see. can do a coin toss. Barbara, you never even told him thank you for the flowers. Thank you. You know what Benny said when we were picking him up

from the airport because Kenzie and I picked Benny up. And he was like, well, I wanted to go get her flowers. But when I asked her what her favorite flowers were, she said, I hate flowers.

I don't actually.

I just said that.

Well, let's just put those down. I thought he was trying to door dash me flowers and I was like no I don't I don't like flowers Oh, yeah, it would have been really funny if I walked in and she was like Oh flowers

Take that off that's really embarrassing. What do you mean? What I think he looks good his outfit my wedding ring Why would I want me to take that off? My wedding ring yeah, anyways, that's kind of ironic because Kate told me today she's like I'm gonna make sure he stops and gets flowers on the way. I was like what? Yeah and then he said it himself so I was very proud. Wow, wow like out of a book. Yeah.

We were on FaceTime last night too until like 2 a.m. Oh really? Yeah and then I woke up late and I didn't do makeup for school. So, in love. Wow, just look at him.

Can you guys like hold hands or something for like the clips?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like Jason and Harvey.

Oh, do y'all feel a connection?

I feel a connection, I'm not gonna lie.

No, guys, he wears rings.

Oh, I noticed that when he was picking out his gloves. I noticed, but I also noticed he has gold and silver on two separate hands. Oh! Normally I wear a gold bracelet, but Kato broke it in LA.

Kato?

Oh.

He does Dhar Mann. Kato. Mikey from Dhar Mann.

Oh!

OK.

You know him?

No.

No.

No.

We should have him on our show.

Oh, OK.

No.

All right, genuinely take that off, please what I think you're reminding me of Vinny and not in a good way. That's the idea

That's the ending on the car. He goes. So how old are y'all and K was like 21? He said, okay cool How do you I was like 25 he's like, oh

So you're like an adult, you know

You're like, oh. Yeah. Oh, oh. I didn't know what that meant, so I couldn't get offended, but you know.

Wait, but he didn't say that to you, Kate. You're still kind of up.

I clarified, I said, who are you speaking to right now? Cause surely you're not talking to me. He was like, no, not you, her.

Well, Kenzie, I don't mean to say anything, 16. 16? Kenzie's almost a decade older.

He's too much younger than me. He's too much younger.

Wow.

Think the next decade older would be that guy.

Hey, shout out Ricky for the Dutch Bros. I was supposed to tell him thank you on the podcast. Thank you, Ricky, for the Dutch Bros.

He's two months younger than me.

Oh, wow, Cougar.

Oh. Wow, Cougar. Oh, hey, I'm a month younger than Kinsey. What? That's crazy. You're not 11 months.

That's what it is.

Yeah, not one.

Yeah, two.

One is two ones. Yeah, just a year younger than Kinsey.

Yeah, Cougar. Dang. You guys, it's better that way.

Wait, maps younger than Kinsey.

Yeah, by's awkward. Dang, I'm older than Kate. Yeah, how much older? A year? Who knows? I like a mold

Take that off. Oh

What can you please stop saying that Harbor? Okay, like can we see your hair your low taper fade? Is my low taper fade for now on? Take it off Like Benny too you should uh, yeah No, probably not cuz I feel like if I got a perm like that, it would look-

Did you say probably not?

Yeah.

I think it would make your highlights look better.

Well, no. See, then I'm worried about they look like French fries. Yeah, I don't think you perm like that. Yeah, I feel like if you have blonde highlights and you get it curled, it's totally looking like French fries whenever you have any wind in your hair and you can see your whole forehead. It does kind of look like a picture of McDonald's.

Hey, I have a fun game to play. What is it?

Uh-oh. It's not really a game actually, but since we have Benny and Harper here, can you just give us the timeline of you guys' love story please and thank you starting now?

So really a story.

Yeah, so give us the start date. I wonder who's going to win.

Kate wants, like, you know how she reads those books all the time? She wants like that.

Yeah, narrate the romance book for me. Wait, but we want you to start off with, when did you first notice him?

And when did he first notice you?

I don't really want Harper to say anything. I want to hear Benny say anything.

Actually, wait, yes. Harper. We have heard what Harper has to say. From your point of view, when did you first notice who Harper Zomer was?

Well, actually when I was like 13, I used to watch her Get Ready With Me's. So it was kind of, I added her off somebody's story. And you had a crush on her then? Yeah, of course. Really? Wow, so you're a fanboy. Yeah, I was a little fan. I followed her on my other account since I was like 13. Wow. And then I saw somebody post her on Snap, so I like added her. Wait, who posted me? I don't know. I added her and then we had mutuals, I guess, so she added me back like a month and a half later. It was so random. I was walking to my friend's house and I'm like walking in the street and it's just like, Harper Zillmer added you back. I was like walking in the street and it's just like her persimmon added you back. I was like, oh, okay

Wait, why did you?

Know I was like, oh, that's a nice bit moji. I was I love you. I was going through my

Blake are you coming back? All right I was going through my or I was going through my ads on snap because I was trying to find other huh?

Oh, what? on snap cuz I was trying to find other huh oh what what word just came out of

your mouth said other huhs like hoes but right yeah anyway so I was like looking

through and then I saw his public profile I'm not gonna like you after

this she didn't know did you know what a huss is? I mean I'm assuming a husband.

No, you're wrong. See?

Wait, uh.

Yeah, call me old again.

Okay, and then it's like, it's like a, an attractive person.

Yeah.

Yeah, see? Easy.

So I was looking through my ads and then I found, I found him and then I was like, oh, OK, I'll add him back. And I didn't know he was like famous on TikTok or anything. But then I saw that he lived in Pensacola. So I was like, oh, that's not too far.

So not too far. It's like 12 hours.

No, I mean, I know. I know that.

But like, where did you think you live? China?

OK, pause. First thing you said to me was, I've seen you on TikTok. That was after she talked to you. I told you, she's a pathological liar.

Yeah, it's after she talked to you.

I'm not a pathological liar. I just don't remember what I said.

Anyways. She literally said, hi, I said, hi. I said, you're pretty. She said, liar, I've seen you on TikTok.

I said, you just want clout after you added him back.

I say that to every single guy ever who's ever added me.

Like, I'm like, you just want clout.

Shut up.

You never told me that. And we've been friends for a long time.

Yes.

Yeah.

She just said, Cash is trying to slide in my DMs. I did say that. Did you ever hear that story? No. I first saw her on TikTok and I was like, hey.

She was 13 and Cash was 21.

Yeah, and we're married, everything, completely crazy. I was like, hey, you're doing really good on TikTok. Message me, maybe we can like work together or something. She goes on live stream. She's like, oh my gosh, Cash Baker's trying to slide in my DMs. And all the comments are like, what the frick? And everybody's like, arrest him now. And I was like, no.

And she literally was like this tall.

She was like two feet tall. I was so short until I went over.

Anyways, sorry.

So yeah, I added him and I was like, yeah, I just want clout. Or you just want clout. And then, um.

Kenzie, what is clout? Uh oh. Never mind, we will continue with the story. I know what clout is.

What is it?

It's like you want popularity.

Yeah, essentially.

Yeah, bravo, bravo.

So how else would you define that, please?

Clout? Yes. You want the hype?

Yeah, like stealing someone else's hype.

It's the same exact thing. It's the same thing.

Sorry, sorry. So yeah, basically I was like, you are just winning clout. And then he was like,

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No, I don't know what he said after that.

What did he say?

I don't remember.

Then you guys fell in love and started dating?

Yeah.

Basically. No, okay, rewind, go back. You guys were in New York for a couple of days. Like, give us the debrief. We need to unpack it. You're not unpacking anything. I'm gonna go meet Harper. We were like about to walk up to her. I swear I almost had a heart attack It was so scary. Oh, no, I what's it called?

Yeah, when we were about to walk up if I do was still here. I was like, I was like not okay I was like, oh god, I can't do it. I can't do it. So then when he came over I ran away for a second You ran away Like kind of run away so I was like I like ran away for a second

I came back and I was oh hi I walked up and I was like oh do you know me do you want a picture and we like took a picture yeah and then I was like, oh, do you know me? Do you want a picture? And we like took a picture. Oh yeah, there we go. That's a good opener.

That is a good opener.

Yeah, and then I was so convinced that his friend Danny had like 500K on TikTok. So I thought he was like famous. He wasn't, he was like 100 followers. Okay. It's not, it's fine.

It's not about followers Harper. Danny's a person. Yeah, he definitely is defined by his follower account

No, yeah, I just like I was like I did a victory lap and then I came back and I was like hi

I was like, yeah, and then wait you guys have the first picture you took together. I really I do wait show it

Yeah, can we show it on the pod? Text it to me so I can pop it up on screen. Okay, wait, this is the one in the hotel lobby

It's like right outside of the hotel. Oh

Wow first picture together. You guys took really cute pictures when you were in New York when I got thanks to Danny

Yeah, she's trying to define him by his followers. Right? No, I'm not I'm not doing that I just was convinced that he had 500 great oh okay why were you convinced of that

very bad yeah can you text that to me or her so we can pop it up on screen but

yeah no and then we walked around I'm pretty sure and we went to the subways and it was so hot so all of our makeup was sweating off especially Benny's and no I'm kidding no it was it was really bad cuz like I did my makeup and it just all sweat off so the first day I was like barely wearing any makeup

and uh and we kept going to the wrong place we got a bunch of different

stuff and we were starving it was really well y'all just like mobbed New York City together yeah sorry this is completely side but when Kenzie was 14 she could have held you listen newborn what do you mean wait is that right no that's not right no it's not that make you like 30 something sorry no when I was nine when you were nine the youngest nine is the them as a little baby. The youngest mom ever was six years old. Do you know that? Really? Is that like a true stat? That's horrible. But listen, my lack of

knowledge on whatever words are coming out of their mouths has nothing to do with my age. It has everything to do with I was not on social media before these people. Okay, so how's the

fact that she's a hillbilly and grew up in the sticks? Whatever, fine.

If you want to blame it on that.

OK, we will then.

Also, I don't know if you heard how Harper kind of slandered your name on how you asked her out, but she said you awkwardly whispered in her ear. I did not say awkwardly. And said, why you be my girlfriend? And that's the story we got. So does that sound right?

No, it like I didn't even really whisper. Like I said it into her ear, but like I didn't I didn't whisper it just because like everybody was in the car already. So it wasn't like I had to whisper anything.

But like I just remember you whispering. Oh, that's all I remember.

Oh, you watch the clip. Yeah. OK, well, what else did she lie about yeah I don't lie I'm not a logical liar and she plays with her hair she's freaking out she's like I'm not I'm not a liar just relax Harper I'm not a liar you're still touching your hair I'm not a liar okay well is there anything else that wasn't true for that

story I feel like there was but I don't remember exactly Don't know me for like three years and I don't lie about everything we had a watch party whenever it came out Yeah, it was just me and a friend but still it sounds like a party My dad every time every time she like says something that wasn't true We were like screaming and my dad kept calling me. He was like stop yelling. My dad, every time she said something that wasn't true, we were screaming. And my dad kept calling me.

He was like, stop yelling.

What are you doing?

Oh, wait, what did I say that wasn't true? Probably a lot.

Yeah, a good bit.

Yeah, that normally happens with Harper.

No.

It was close to the truth, but there was a lot that wasn't.

We need to, like, take you. I feel like we're not really going to get to know him until we, like, get off camera. Maybe we take him up to the land around the campfire, and then it'll be like, what?

And then we sacrifice him? Yeah, let's do it. Sacrifice.

He wants to know part of your campfire just so you know.

I'll come to a campfire.

There we go.

See? We could start one here. Okay, map tomorrow while Harper's at school. You'll have like eight hours with him alone What the okay that looks like it is that the feet where did you get that?

But lighters like dead

Margarita thing isn't gonna really work. Uh-huh

Look at him. He's like, oh he's ah What does the outside of that candle say? Only use on.

There we go. Oh, he's got a.

Yeah, Alex got a torch.

Benny, show me his torch on FaceTime last night.

What? You're like seeing your torch.

It's for fireworks. We shoot fireworks a lot.

Oh, we're going to get the smoke.

That definitely says outside use only.

No, you're scary, Benny.

Ma'am, stop it. You just calm down, don't worry. Everything's OK here. Wait, Mav, you're catching the tin on fire on the outside.

Yeah, the tin is catching on fire.

No, no, we're good. Well, he is starting a campfire.

The fire alarm's going off.

OK, is this where you ask him all the questions, Mav?

No, Mav, you've got to set it on your kneecap. I mean he set himself up, he knew this was gonna happen. Did you get me a stick? No.

No.

Sorry.

Oh.

Still good, five second rule.

Why did they fly like that? Those are some ginormous marshmallows dude.

Those are huge, thank you Feastables for that. Feastables sent that? Wait Mev, what in your mind thought that was a good idea?

I feel like I'm getting to know already Yeah, well ask him your question we bonded over campfires now

Okay, ask him your questions math. I

Feel more vulnerable. I do too. Just looking at that fireman. It's just like it really brings it out in me yeah okay master go ahead and ask him your questions are y'all catching feelings no no we're just bonding over fire harper well I'm envious of the marshmallows yeah so

like why do you like harp you know um because whenever whenever we first like started talking, like in person actually, there's like no awkwardness at all. Like we clicked really well.

Into the microphone please.

Sorry. We clicked super well. And she's super sweet. And I love me and her together.

Keep going. Keep going.

Keep going.

This is a campfire.

You don't, campfires are serious.

Yeah, I'm a little distracted by the flame.

Oh no, the flame's fine.

We won't catch on fire.

No, it's just, it's like mesmerizing.

I like to look at it.

It is mesmerizing.

Why are marshmallows turning black? Yeah. Just keep keep engaged in the story man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So what do you like about heart? I feel the heat Harper

She's there on a campfire

We're in the middle of something. Oh

Not do you have any more questions

Harper's

Like what made you like be like dang? this girl is a girl that I should put time and money and like a girl that I should put time and money and like put my best foot forward in

dating Harper. I think like the biggest thing that stuck out to me was like There's a lot of girls. Right. You could have dated any girls. Right. Um I think I think the biggest thing that like stuck out to me was... This is just making me uncomfortable. High five! Please be... Like I felt I felt like she was so like herself. Like, there wasn't like trying to, like, I don't know how to explain it.

Dude, I respect that. But like, it was just so like herself. Like, I felt like the person I saw online was like the exact person that she was in person.

That sounds pretty accurate.

Yeah.

I don't know, I just like that a lot.

Okay, Matt don't know. I just like that a lot. Okay, map next question

Mine's like not really it's black

There's a lot of there's like more smoke than there should be yeah, there's a lot of black smoke

And the can is like melting it looks like Yeah, that doesn't look no, it doesn't look good. I don't know if I eat it, but

Well, they're also on the floor, but I think the fire like gets rid of the bacteria. Oh for sure. Yeah, so

You know like we use like sticks and stuff if you're like, you know

Date Harper, you know like he is dating me

Harper right Like what's it look like? Like let's say you guys got married one day and then You're working two jobs you're trying to support a family

And can you like bleep that word out word? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Someday.

Dang.

What a man.

Um, and then let's say like, you know, the weekend rolls around, like, what are you and Harper doing on a Sunday afternoon?

On a Sunday afternoon.

Or Sunday morning.

It probably depends on where we live, but she mentioned she wants to live in LA and I wanna live in in LA or Miami either way

so I

Don't know I guess the weekends beach because we'll probably be somewhere around the map maps trying to get you to say one thing

Say it again Say it again. What do you mean say it again?

She wants you to re-ask your question.

I don't gotta re-ask no questions. This is my campfire, okay?

Just ask it again.

No, there's a fine answer.

Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about it. I just put it back down there. Yeah, we good. starts dripping on it. I'll be honest. This thing smells like burning. Question, Matt. Um, so you know, it's like Sunday afternoon, Sunday morning, possibly. What would, what would you and Harper be doing Sunday morning? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. You said afternoon or morning, you know, but you said afternoon originally. Yeah. That was one. My answer is a trick question. I guess. I don't know. I probably be a lunch after church

So you guys are going to church you got you got the I got graham crackers. Yeah, of course

Well we have Twix who we can make

Cuz I don't have chocolate oh

But I kind of worked out then I was tempted to eat the flower petals in the car I was pretty hungry

Man wait was the Chipotle for you instead of Kate. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like in the episode like I was wondering this?

Addy doesn't have your number. I know that's what that's what Brooke said. She was like, um So Addy like actually does not text Kate at all. Yeah, don't know if that's gonna work. Why is my marshmallow black?

It's not even black.

No, I'm sorry.

It's so black.

It looks like I rode it around in a parking lot.

That is the craziest.

It looks like it could go in a car.

Mine's like.

Mine's like. That is the craziest marshmallow I've ever seen. I'm a little scared to eat it. Give me that Twix Harper. The Twix will cover up like the yeah, I think so dirt Um, so like in that in the episode you watch like you probably thought man Maverick's kind of like going going hard on Harper, but I really just wanted to know like what kind of guy you were Yeah, you just seem like you want the details. Yeah, I just wanted to know like dang. This is a guy

worthy of dating my co-host

You know and have you decided?

We'll see by the time this campfire's out. Oh my gosh, can you like blow it out?

I'm getting bored.

Maybe if you give me a Twix, we can speed up the process. Oh, thank you sir.

Everybody's like bored now. Everybody's went off.

No.

Probably because y'all don't have steaks.

Yeah.

I'm not bored. Probably cuz y'all don't have steaks. Yeah. Yeah. Oh so you and Harper you guys are Gonna go to church and enjoy your lives one day. It sounds like but are you gonna are you gonna take Harper away from us?

Well, she I mean she's why first yeah, what no you kid. No

Church in LA. I'm all adding up for me now.

Wait, you can't talk. I'm sorry. Don't eat that, Matt. Someone asked you. Don't eat that, Matt.

It's like bouncing. Oh, don't eat that thing.

Those marshmallows have to be like three months old.

Cash? All you, buddy. Dude, I would, but I don't really eat things with,

let me see it.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Suddenly.

Oh.

I don't really eat things when the edges of them just fall off.

Yeah, Bitty's looks kind of good.

I don't know if I would say that.

Hand me a cup of water there, Cash. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm not eating that much. Wait, I'll eat it. Give it here.

All right.

Can you eat mine?

Here you go.

Oh no.

Oh, it's hot.

How does the marshmallow taste? The inside's good. I don't know how I can.

All right, Matt, eat it.

Come on, let's see it.

No way he's doing it. It's not really getting squishy. Not bad. The twix in there is good. Did Maverick just fake bite it? No, I took a little bit of marshmallow, but not much.

Today was Benny's first time on a plane alone.

Really?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

They grow up so fast.

Can you open this?

Can you give me some water? I can't fire sessions over.

Yes. I got you.

Hold this.

I got you. That's ice. All right, that way. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

What were you drinking?

That's going to light on fire.

That's going to melt.

It's sweating.

Matt, extinguish.

What's sweating?

The Twix?

Yes.

I think I'll just.

Eat it. Water, Matt.

Don't water it.

Whoa.

Cash.

No. I'm throwing! Throw more water at it! No, stop! Cash, stop. No, what are you doing?

Yeah.

Cash.

Cash, stop, stop.

The fire almost got on Mav.

Oh, it did. It burned me real bad.

It burned me too.

Dude, everyone knows you throw water at it. I don't really understand why y'all mad. I'm trying not to eat the black part, I can't get from what? Little yeah Thank you now I have more respect he's kind of tough cuz that really hurt Have you a pants on no big on my ankle. Yeah, I hit like all the way up here. I don't really know how Hey, I have extra marshmallow do you want it?

Yeah Hey, I have extra marshmallow do you want it? Yeah

Me eats like that he opened it halfway. Well, if I cover the wrapper, you can't see it

You could just throw that anywhere you'd like

Preferably in that cup and not on the floor because in somebody actually the first time we all met Benny wanna bite I'm good. The first time we all met Benny was actually when Harper met Benny, but he came to our show in New York Um, so Benny as it I guess I guess actually you are a biased person because you like Harper. But what do you think of the live shows? Honestly, brutally honest opinion. Because for those that don't know,

we're on tour right now.

You guys can get your tickets at the LOLpodcast.net. Please come.

Yes, you can get your tickets at the LOLpodcast.net. We're going to like five countries, a bunch of cities. But let's hear what Benny actually thinks of our live show because he was at one of them. Oh

Completely honest I thought they're gonna be really weird and I was gonna be bored But I actually had a really good time and I was screaming at the top of my lungs the whole time Well, I don't know about boring I just I was gonna be kind of odd Cuz I was like, it's a podcast. How's it gonna be on tour? Like what's what are they? I kind of thought it was gonna be like just like this like y'all just talking the whole entire time Yeah, like all the events were really cool. I think we could do that and people wouldn't be like let down

They'd be like, oh, that's right for the next word, right? It's just like a lot more than you would expect. Yeah

Yeah, I know I liked you when Harper came up to us afterwards. It was like Benny really liked your dance yeah he called

you hunk yeah now he's called me hunk and so excited one of the shows cuz Mia and Kate have a part of the art in our show where we do a magic trick hold on wait real quick do you want me to lick that off your fingers yeah of course Were you like testing him? Oh my gosh. Oh stop it Vinny. He's so funny. You look ridiculous. Me? No. Can I see that cup again? I think we should see some napkins maybe. Uh huh. Do you need water? I got you. Yes I need water now. Ow. That wasn't funny. Uh but oh sorry, what I was saying is we got,

what the?

Whoa. Those came flying.

Dude, you're getting hurt today.

Holy.

That was crazy. We had some, Matt and Kenzie have a dance part in the show, and Kate thinks they look so cute and adorable when they do it. And Kate was like, Kash, me and you need something.

Yeah. You need something in the show and we came up with this magic

I still don't understand that what I still don't understand. You don't know how I did it

Looks good. Even from like the side. It looks good. Yes. Yes. There's a part of the show where I perform what?

What about it? Okay Wait, what is that? Look at it. Stop it. I don't want to do that. Wait. Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh my!

OK.

I mean, he is just taking hits today.

Cash.

Minnie, you are so funny.

Welcome to our home.

Minnie, where we spill stuff on you.

Cash.

That was you.

He got the backlash of your bad mistakes.

No, don't do that again. My hair I have to wash it again, and I watched it last night. Well good cuz you said you only watched every

Yeah, she said that she did She said she only watches her every nine days, so I'm sure I use an extra washer

I hear in there. I don't watch my every nine days the thing is it doesn't get oily so I don't watch it

Oh, oh it does neither does mine cuz since I have perm it like dries my hair out a lot

No, I wash it like every two weeks I just rinse it with cold water Yeah, I rinse it with cold water

No, it's bad for your hair warm Warm water is bad for your hair? Hot water is. Just for any hair.

I'm pretty mad at you.

What do you mean? You're the one that tried to... You got me first. Oh, you're fine.

Your makeup looks good. You messed it all up.

I'm done. At least say it into the microphone. Yeah, but anyways, me and Kate had this part in the show where it's a magic trick segment. And Kate was like, this is our time to be adorable.

Yeah, I was like, we can have a cute little moment at the end.

And we can't say too much of the magic trick because you've got to come to the show to see it. whole time. Kate starts floating in the air. And you think, oh. You don't have to know too much

because you have to come to the show, but here's the entire trick. Yeah, Maverick's saying the whole thing.

I'm just saying she floats in the air and it's pretty cool. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, thanks, Mav, for... not everybody knows she... Anyways. It was pretty cool so cute doing the magic trick, and she was like, yes! Yes!

A little victory lap. I literally, I hit a victory lap around the meet and greet line. Y'all didn't, we need to post what happened the first two shows y'all did the magic trick. The first two shows, Kate was so excited to be all cutesy and stuff and Cash pulls her out of the box and just like slams her on the ground and almost breaks her ankle. Not once

but twice. To be fair, I told Kay, I said if you wear those high heels that are like 12 inches tall, you're gonna fall when you jump out of the box. Those were the only heels I had. I was like, it'll be fine. And for two or three shows in a row, she insisted on wearing the heels. I thought I was Byron. Every time she'd jump out of the box and roll her ankle.

Yeah, you know what? I was trying to save you some money.

This is crazy that you're blaming her.

Yeah, you know what's also crazy? Benny's here and y'all are just talking to each other. Yeah. Benny, what the frick?

Yeah.

Well, it doesn't have to all be about me. Okay, what? Do you like my other boyfriend? What? Um. What's uh?

What you do for fun, dog?

I fish, I surf.

You fish?

You don't do drugs, do you?

Of course not.

Good.

Wait, how, nevermind, I can't ask that.

Ask it.

I can't.

Please chew with your mouth closed.

It's disgusting. I can't ask what chew with your mouth closed. It's disgusting. I can't ask what I was going to ask. Ask it. Oh, really? I mean, I can ask you. I guess we can always cut it, right?

No.

Yes.

No, just don't ask. No.

You have more questions, though, don't you?

Yeah.

Ask another one, Mav.

OK.

Text it to me. What do you do? Catch fish you do catch fish then wouldn't you be catching?

Mav, why I don't get it. I don't know

Yesterday map killed a goldfish. Oh my god. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, he did goldfish I just had to say I witnessed it. I had to get it off my chest. No bigger ones

I think there was more than one. Yeah, he killed lots of goldfish, actually.

No, no.

Cash, all the fish are surviving the whole day.

We're doing this YouTube video.

First of all, that was involuntary.

No.

And then we let Cash handle one fish. To be fair, we both did. And he changes it into the other water. That is not what happened. That is what happened a tank full of fish Alex. Is that what happened? No, Matt It was a tank full of fish. Okay, there's about ten goldfish in there some big some small happen

Do you not buy your glasses like that? No, no, listen

There's a tank full of goldfish and I was like, you know what poor little fish need some more water So I go to sink I get some water and I poured in there and then they all died You all straight cold tap. Oh? He didn't know. He didn't know. I think you have to put stuff in the water. Yeah. Yeah. They would have really appreciated you telling me that yesterday. Because they all dead now. That's what I was going to talk about,

but I wasn't sure if we should talk about that.

But now we did, so.

Yeah.

So I did kill some, but Mav did kill some. I'm not bothered. Can you hear him smacking? I like him. I'm seeing it Look his mouth is closed though like 50% of the still he's like yeah, no look it's slightly open Smacking problem, and he gets offended when I call him out. He does no I have a small throat So it's hard for me to breathe while I'm eating food. I have to have my mouth open occasionally Yeah, I'm eating a lot of food It's actually like steak things like that and can Kate likes to make fun of me even though I have a serious problem

Yeah, you know how they fix it they have to put a balloon down my throat and air it up I'm not having that done to me. That's not happening happening I've seen on my mom's had it done several times yeah she gets a balloon stuck on her throat and then they air it up yeah she's had the same problem as me and so she has to have a balloon in her throat I ain't doing that. How often does this happen? Oh probably like once every four years five years I feel like what are you laughing at? You know what, if we put a balloon down, don't laugh about my mom like that. Don't laugh about my mom like that. It's not funny.

It's not funny.

Why are you laughing?

It's not funny, Kenzie.

If you had a balloon down your throat. I just thought they were joking.

No, it's serious. No. Like a balloon animal type balloon. Why she had to, like, a clown came out They put a balloon in your nose and then it comes out your mouth. Yeah, okay I've tried it before and I know you guys have been dating for like a month now. Mm-hmm. Almost someone what's your biggest pet peeve about each other?

nothing yet After one day of dating math, well, that's normal. Well, wait, I got a question

What would you do what besides like cheating or something would cause you to break up with Harper? Oh, I got a question. What would you do? What besides like cheating or something would cause you to break up with Harper? Ooh, I'd like that.

It doesn't have to be specific about Harper.

Like if it was like, oh, this is a serious thing that I probably shouldn't let go. Cause like you might be my wife one day and I don't want my wife doing this, that,

or whatever it is, right?

Like what would be a serious thing you'd be like dang just in general name a red flag

That would be like nope can't do that not specific to her not like cheating

But like something like for instance if she killed a bunch of goldfish I think I can forgive her for that. Okay, but hear me out. What about what about if she enjoyed killing the goldfish? That would be crazy. Yeah, that's a deal breaker.

I didn't enjoy it.

I didn't.

No, he was very sad.

Are you sure?

No, he was sad.

He had a little funeral and everything.

It's okay, man. I forgive you.

He was literally laughing at the goldfish

while they were dying. No, no. Because I didn't know they weren't. Then you had to take B-roll. I had to bury them all outside. You buried them? Who takes B-roll of a dead fish? What? No one took B-roll of a dead fish. The only person that took B-roll was you and you were trying to perform CPR. Yeah, Harper pulls one of the fish out of the tank. I don't know how that's gonna help it. And then she's giving us a little fish CPR. All alone in the corner of the room, we look over, she's just.

Oh, like Harper, they got fish in the water.

They don't breathe air.

I know that, I realized that last night.

So if someone happily killed a fish, wait, so if someone happily kills fish. No, like as a hobby. If someone happily kills fish, you'd say that's a red flag.

Well, I don't know. I think if they kill them just to kill them, then maybe.

Okay, now I'm gonna follow it up with, that's what I was gonna say.

We take them home sometimes.

Right, and then what, do you take them as pets?

Oh no, we eat them.

Oh, me too, I've done it. Catfish is great. Yeah, we had catfish what do you mean no she means fish you just sleep well I know why they fish I normally try to hide in the shade because I'm highly allergic to the Sun as you can see I have white boy syndrome okay I get burned very quickly in the Sun I don't I don't burn yeah you don't

have that I didn't wear sunscreen this

summer he lives in Florida okay I feel like if you're born in Florida you're just born tan I'm from Texas I get really pale in the winter my natural color is really really, that's crazy. Yeah, but if there is like some fish in a tank in the shade, I could fish there. Fish in a tank? What, like bass bro?

When people fish, they like kill the fish too. Huh? When people fish, they kill fish. Yeah,

but that's for a purpose. That's not for a enjoyment.

If it's to eat.

That's the circle of life.

If it's to eat, yeah.

It's like, you know.

It's like I don't go out hunting and just like kill deer and just leave them there.

Do you hunt?

Uh, not really.

Okay, no. Okay. and eat them. Eat squirrels? Oh my gosh! I just hung out with a squirrel the other day and I would totally... I feel... I did eat a squirrel once too. My dad makes a squirrel. I do feel bad now because we had to do squirrel that water skis. Um yeah, Twiggy and uh Twiggy was pretty chill. I couldn't imagine like eating it now. Oh man, thinking of Twiggy now. Oh I know like eating squirrels sound like okay until you think of Twiggy. My dad mixes squirrel brains with scrambled eggs. Squirrel brains? Yeah. What? Yeah it's a water skiing squirrel. Yeah we're filming a video called most extraordinary animals on earth on our Cash from Maverick channel and the skiing squirrel is one of them but now we gotta find more extraordinary animals. We have two albino

squirrels that live in our yard. They're both white. Haven't ate them yet? Not yet. I think I'm gonna put them on my wall.

Oh.

In my room.

Stuffing a squirrel?

If I did die, I would wanna be stuffed.

See, I always thought about that. And like, the Pope.

Okay, but also think about, you'd be like old.

No. You'd be like old no, and you wouldn't be alive. So why do you care? I would want to be stuffed and put in Vinny's room Oh, that's valid make sure no other girls ever like I mean, yeah, if you brought a girl home and you stand there

Excuse my first girlfriend

What goes in that room they running right now, I promise you that I'll put like a

Emotion activated thing that plays like her song whenever I walk in the room.

The albino squirrels will be like, what is that?

What is that?

You guys can share a wall.

Yeah, no.

OK, is there actually albino squirrels?

Because I feel like there's albino people, but not like animals.

There is.

He just said he has two that live in his front yard. I'm pretty sure I've sent you. He was lying or colorblind. He is colorblind. Well, maybe I can't really see the colors on my sweatshirt and pants. So I don't know I was trying to see

But yeah, no, I don't think I would break up with him if he enjoyed killing fish no, but like what if he was like yes That's like psychopath though you got to break up with that yeah, cuz that's like that's like mental hospital Yeah, then you know then they experiment with like killing turtles, then it moves on

Turtles is not like psychopath behavior, okay? Our friend who stalks our pond with fish kills all the turtles oh well he kills them so they

don't that's it yeah that's a reason I don't go out looking for turtles and

like I'm just trying to kill some turtles You can tell by now if you can't tell. Oh. Aw. That's cute. Does it have bad eyes? That's an ugly squirrel.

There's two.

And its eyes are like far apart. It's like the one off of Ice Age.

Yeah.

There's also bears in our yard.

Oh, really?

Bears?

I didn't know you lived in Florida.

What?

What do you mean you have alligators around us except they get the go. Okay. Are you sure you live in Florida? Yeah There is black bears in Florida. Yeah, really they killed my dog last year. No way. Yeah Bears He was not bigger than the bear. Yeah, he was like this big no, no, but how old was oh like one

We got it we got it. We got a new one, though, and he looks the exact same.

So what does that help?

I kind of helps.

It kind of helps. I call him by the wrong name, though, a lot.

If Estes dies, I'll cry.

It's actually like that's like that's pretty bad. named after bears and then the one we just got is also Teddy. Wait, so a bear slaughtered your dog and then in honor of the bear killing your dog you got a new dog and named it Teddy? You're crazy! Okay, the one that it killed, his name was Paddington and it was like Paddington Bear was where we got it from. And like the other one's Winnie. Okay, yeah, you're asking for the bears to get confused if you like hey, is that we need to put a dog? He he tried to like fight the bear the dog. Yeah, I left the door open. They're not supposed to go in the front I left it open and I walked the bears are in the front yard

Wait, oh my gosh so much crazier than the back. Yeah

We have like less than an acre on our house. So like you it's like right there Can you just lose in bear country and she's like, why are you in my front yard?

Your backyard could be like butted up next to like a bunch of trees, okay, so

They get in there they used to get These get into our trash So there's like if you're looking from like the front porch forward to the street on the left side of the house, there's like the little like courtyard and there's our trash cans there.

And then right in front of that, there's a big tree. And he was like in the tree.

The bear?

Yeah. And my dog came out like barking. And the other, on the camera, you could see, cause we have a camera right there. You could see like the Winnie run to the front door and then No, he was trying to get inside. No, I didn't let him in. No. No, no, no No, the the other dog ran to the front door. Oh, yeah, and then

No, I saw on the way here saw curl or a squirrel I

Would not count on that dog, man. If someone's robbing your house, that dog's gonna be like.

They were brothers too, it was kinda weird.

I saw a squirrel clutching his heart because his friend died.

Oh, you said that before.

Yeah, I don't really believe it.

Well, anyways, guys.

Wait, one more thing.

What? What?

What do you guys like most about each other?