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Surviving Lifesteal: Minecraft's Deadliest Server

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On the Lifesteal SMP, the deadliest server in all of Minecraft, players are forced into a world where every time you kill someone, you gain a permanent heart.But each time you die, you lose one.And from this, there have been never -ending wars, destructive redstone machines, and master manipulators using players' own trust against themselves, all in an attempt to gain as many hearts as possible.And recently, I managed to reach the maximum amount of 20.But soon after, the server underwent a great reset, forcing me to where I was now, on a brand new world, back to the default of 10 hearts.So, in this video, you'll see the full journey of what it's like to not only survive on Lifesteal, but attempt to rise the ranks all the way back to 20 hearts, facing off against some of the most skilled and feared players I had ever seen.

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But, to fully understand how I'm going to pull this off, I have to take you back to the beginning.We're going.The server just started.So, what's interesting about my position right now is that I have no teammates.I'm a solo player, so I think other teams are gonna view me as a free kill if I don't lock in.Now, of course, my mind was set on getting as many hearts as possible.

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However, on Lifesteal, that is literally impossible with no items and no teammates.So, my goal early on was to get myself a full set of diamond armor and tools.A lot of my hearts are gonna come from combat, so these items were gonna give me the best chance.Is this a good cave over here?I need a good cave, I need to get mining, so I can get diamonds faster.There we go, diamonds.

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I got five diamonds, so I can make a pickaxe, and I still have two to make the E -table.I'm doing super good so far, I feel.We have an E -table.Now, I need diamond stuff to actually enchant.I just got my sword to sharpness 3.I'm already maxed out on one item.

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Now that I had these resources, I was far more ahead than most players on the server.Meaning I had a good opportunity to start hunting for some parts.PvP just turned on.I'm relatively geared.I'm not max protection level though.I need more protection.

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I have to imagine I'm more geared than a lot of other people.So maybe it's safe to go on surface.Now, since I don't have any teammates, it was all on me to watch my back as I ran around.I might have a full set of diamond armor, but even letting my guard down for a second can be the difference between life and death.Could swear I thought I just heard a player eating.Did I?

2:58

I could swear I heard a player eating back there.Maybe it was just a parrot.This village has been explored.Are they maybe at this village as well?There have been players here, but they're not here in the moment.Interesting.

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Okay, wait, I see a ruined portal.I think I can fill it as well.I'm not finding anyone in the overworld, so I'm assuming I should check the nether then.Immediately, I saw a bastion, but it seemed like it was already looted, judging by the missing gold blocks on the bastion's bridge.However, whoever was here left a block trail, so I followed it.Okay, so we're at a nether fortress now.

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I guess that makes sense.If someone goes to a bastion, they probably want to hit a fortress after that.Wart.Yes, Nether Wart.Okay, you guys need to chill out.Okay, thank goodness.

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I just found this Nether Wart.I'm going to need this to brew potions so I can be ready for PvP.

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It is a nothing, I think.I think they just wanted to get to the Nether.They have material.Yeah.Yeah.Like, I respect that beyond, like, you don't even understand how much I respect that.

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Wait, is Magma Cream...What potions did that give?Yeah.

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Let's go!

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Where did he even just come from?Where did bro even just come from?Yo, sometimes it really be like that.I gotta run though.His teammates are gonna be on me. I need to get out of here.Where's my portal?

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What did I go through?I think we're good.No idea where bro just came from.That's our first kill though.You never really forget the first time you earn a heart on Lifesteal.And it felt good, even if it was only one step closer to being back on 20.

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I need to set up a spot where I can brew potions now.I need strength and speed.Those are the main potions because of how good they are in combat.Here we go.I have strength potions and they're custom on the server.So strength 2 potions last for eight minutes instead of a minute 30, which is super nice.

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That will be very helpful in combat.I have heart number11. Now I need to prepare for heart number12. Yo.Oh my God.Oh my God.

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Oh my goodness.Tell me this isn't tough.It kind of looks better without the armor, but I don't want it to die.Is that a village?Yes, that's a village I've had.Okay.

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I'm gonna try to trade with villagers to get other enchants like...Mending and I'm breaking because protection 3 is the highest level protection, but I still need to make sure the durability lasts long Stuff like that on any sweaty SMP making a base with villagers is probably the most important thing I could do this way I could have as many sets of diamond armor and maxed out in chance.I could want oh my god literally right there nice Okay, we're locking and mending.

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Oh my god.I'm breaking three on the same villager.

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Holy I didn't realize that Oh my god mending and I'm breaking from the same villager.Those are like the two main enchants I was going for right now Now, of course, these enchants cost emeralds, but I had a way to make sure I had enough.Okay, I just discovered some tech.So I have one villager here, if I give them glass panes, I get an emerald.Then I have another villager...here that sells me glass.

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I can turn that glass into more panes, and I can turn those panes into more emeralds, and I can turn those emeralds into more glass, and I think you see what I'm doing.Is this even working?Pretty sure this would work a lot better if this guy was cured, is what I'm realizing.But I am technically generating income from this.Okay, I've gotten some good extra enchants.the unbreaking and mending on everything.

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I think what I want to work on now is getting more golden apples and also just looking for any player I could find.That way I'm still looking for heart number 12 and I'm working on a very important resource at the same time.Oh, those are fully grown crops.Hold on, this might be a base.Yeah, these crops are fully grown.That only happens if someone's been loading the area a lot.

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Look at that, all that wheat is grown.Literally every single piece.Someone's been here grinding.Oh yeah, this villager setup.Oh, it's a pretty good one too.Yo, what the heck?

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That must be a good player's base, because they look like they know what they're doing, and it's very early on.I did four people just message me ball right at the same time, bro.Who's that?Lee again.Base!Now the last thing I wanted was for another one of my hearts to come from a down bad smiley MC.

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And he didn't even have any golden apples either.So I had a better idea.I can tell it's not your base over there.

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I know whose it's it's it's wills and fruits and I just found it and then you popped up out of nowhere which is crazy because you did that the first time I might have how do you keep finding me I genuinely don't know okay here's what we're gonna do we're gonna rock up to that base huh and we're gonna see if we can kill anyone but if it gets treacherous you gotta you gotta be the shield it's gonna be treacherous because I don't have any prop on my armor but we could try because you know element of surprise I yeah Kind of.Can you drop some golden carrots if you have any?I have 11.Thank you!

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Alright, let's go see what this base is about.See if there's players.

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Okay, you gotta pop me with strength, though, so I can kill.Alright.

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There are players, by the way.Are there?

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I don't see them.I saw Will.Right as you were about to jump me.Okay, minute.What?I don't think they're here, but I'm telling you Will was here.

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They're probably hiding, bro.They probably just saw you.

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Yeah, probably.That's actually an incredible point, to be honest.Well, I am full prop 4 and I have a lot of strength, so it makes sense.

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Yeah.Yeah, they're kind of getting to it over here.

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Yeah, they are kind of getting to it.You see all this stuff?Oh my gosh.Thanks for not killing me.

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Are you going to do that now though?Do you think?I don't want my second art to be from the same player, bro.It feels so bad.Yeah, that wouldn't hit, would it?Yeah, I feel...

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Of course you're going to say that.

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No, I definitely feel you.I mean, I would probably do the exact same thing.

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And you don't even have gaps to fight back, bro.I can't just get two defenseless kills on you, bro, for my versatility.That's so bad.Let's go.

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I get to live.

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Just let me know if you see anything.

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Okay.I have sharpness 5.

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Okay.I can't...I can't just boom him twice in a row like that, that's so bad.Although I didn't leave with any hearts or golden apples, knowing where a full team's base is on Lifesteal is extremely valuable, especially if I want to do anything to it later down the line.Zombie villager?Wait, hold on.

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I need this guy.I need you indeed.If I could bring this zombie villager back to my base, I could use it to infect the rest of my villagers and cure them for much cheaper trades.But I was a couple thousand blocks away from my base, so I had to get creative.going to link a portal on the nether roof so i can get the zombie villager back home pretty easily to make sure you don't get touched by the sun or else it's gonna get real spooky okayAnd here we go.

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Is this efficiency or what?We're right at the base.I need to wait for it to be nighttime though before I start infecting, which actually should be soon.

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What, you almost died?

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No, my villager almost died.Now that my villagers were cured, the method I tried earlier with the glass and glass pane trades was a lot more efficient to say the least.Now, with an infinite supply of emeralds, I could trade for almost anything I wanted.But easily, one of the more important things on my list was a map to a trial chamber.Oh, there's a trial chamber right next to my base.Well, that's easy.

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Yeah, Breeze Rods are the main last thing I'm missing to have, like, a full, good PvP inventory.Here we are.Nice and easy.Do I have looting?I don't have looting yet.Probably should have gotten that.

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It's alright, I can get that later.Now, like I mentioned, I was here to collect Breeze Rods so I can get Wind Charges, a very helpful item in combat.But while being in a trial chamber, I remembered something.Oh, okay.Now that I'm in a trial chamber, that does remind me of something.Normally, I could just sit here and defeat trials until I eventually get a heavy core and craft a mace, but on lifesteal, um, that doesn't really work.

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There is a mace on the server.In fact, there's only one, but you can't craft it normally with just a breeze rod and a heavy core.Instead, I need the dragon.Egg, which the end I mentioned is not open yet, so I can't obtain that yet.I have about a week until it does.So part of the reason why I'm getting so stacked is not only for hearts, but I need to be ready for when the end opens so I can fight for that Dragon Egg and get the only mace.

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It's gonna be the strongest weapon on the entire server.There's some other scary players I have to watch out for.It just makes sense.And it probably doesn't help that I don't have any teammates still.so I'm probably gonna need to find a friend at some point.W...

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W...We have wind charges now.New item unlocked.I have basically everything someone would want in a PvP situation on lifesteal, but I still just can't help but feel like I need more golden apples.So, to fix my concern, I went into the nether.Here, I wanted to explore and see if I could find any unlooted bastions, since they tend to contain a lot of gold blocks.

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Ooh, okay.Up ahead, there's a bastion.The lava is still pouring, which means these are unloaded chunks, which means it's unlooted.Remember how to route this one?Yes, I do.There we go.

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Oh, okay.I think this is the exact same type of Bastion I just looted.Yep, there's the gold.Okay, I got myself quite a bit of gold.Hopefully enough to bring my gap count to over a stack.Yeah, that should last me quite a while.

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Ooh, okay.So I'm at the world border now.I guess I didn't realize how far out I went.I haven't been on this part of the map yet though, so I kind of want to explore.Maybe find a player or two.Oh, this is a base.

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Whose base is this?It's a house.Pangy base?

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Is Pangy online?

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He is.Come on, let me find Pangy real quick.There's like a downstairs.Is he not here right now?I guess not.He's online.

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Oh, this is villager setup.Yo, Geared.I'm gonna go to my base, I'm gonna craft more golden apples, and I'm gonna come back, I think, and check.That's crazy, I just found that.With Pangy still being online, there was a high chance he'd return to his base later on.And that's when I could fight him.

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So for now, I went back to my base and turned some of the gold I got into golden apples.What could go wrong?You're not going to jump me, right?I'm just here.Are you going to jump me?I don't know.

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No, I'm not jumping you, bro.I know you're teaming with who, Epex and others?Yeah.Epex, is it Epex, Ghosty, Currywet?Yeah, I don't know.I really want to have a team of four come hunt me at my base, like, jumping you.

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But, I mean...don't know.I might leave then.

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What an interesting guy.

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Sorry, minute?No way, right?

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Y 'all really doing that?What do you guys want?What do you guys want?

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We want a heart.We don't care about your gear, we just want a heart.

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I care about my gear?Here, here, here.Do you guys want base locations?

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Who, who, who, who?

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I know Will's team.They're four, bro.You get four hearts out of them instead of one out of me.No, stop, stop, stop, stop.

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Don't mine out.Don't mine out.Don't mine out.Give us the coordinates.Give us the coordinates.Give us the coordinates.

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You gotta let me out first, and I'll give you the coordinates.Nah, nah.I'm not trying to scam you guys.We're not dirty.

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20:28

We're not dirty.

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Yo, yeah, relax, relax.I'll give you the coordinates.Give us the coordinates.Give us the coordinates.I gotta get out of these webs, though.There's ice all around here.

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He's just gonna boat.I'll give you the coordinates.Alright, I'm out.I'll give you the coordinates.Chill, chill, chill.I'm gonna give you the coordinates.

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Yo, go over there.Go on land.Go by land.Go on land.Go on land.Go on land.

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Go on land.Go by land.

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I need to tap out to view these coordinates, so I wanna be next to water in case you scum me.

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So go on land.Don't go by ice.

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Okay, okay.

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We're not going to do anything.

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You guys are sus, bro.

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We're not snakes, don't worry.

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Alright, here, I'm going to give the coordinates, okay?Yeah, yeah, go.We're gonna rock up to that base, and we're gonna see if we can kill anyone.Yeah, they're kind of getting to it over here.See all this stuff?Oh my god.

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Knowing where a full team's base is on Lifesteal is extremely valuable, especially if I want to do anything to it later down the line.Minus 3600, 300.

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Minus 3600, 300.Alright, have a good day.Okay.

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Yes!That really just happened right now?Oh my god.I could've just dropped Tay and I let him live.I gotta stop letting people live, that's my problem.Oh my god, he sounded so sus to you, I should've known.

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Okay, luckily I got out before I really had to use much gear.That's Jaylee Wild, okay, I have to, I really need to get more hearts before I keep getting 2v1'd.That is the downside about being a solo, just, literally just all on me to protect myself.Hey, that was useful though, knowing those base coordinates.Okay, I'm checking in on the Pangae base.I'm gonna see if he's back, so I can fight him.

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He's there, he's there, he's at the base.Oh, he's on the surface.

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Clearly not.

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So, uh, talk about it.I mean...I can offer you stuff if you want.I got some good stuff.

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You have gaps.

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I have a few, yeah.Not many, but...Are you honest?Like, you're not gonna kill me off for that?I don't know if I can trust you.

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I'm honest that I'll take some.

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Well, that makes sense.Um...

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Can't hurt your chances.

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So, uh, the weather, am I right?Yeah.I can't really do much here, to be fair, so...We're getting close to spawn, by the way, just so you're aware.Yeah, we're like 4 ,000 blocks away.No, we're only like 15 blocks away now.

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No, we're not.You have to go diagonal.

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I don't know.

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I might have a few traps around here, just trying to let you down.Okay.All right.

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All right, Peggy.

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You can also just leave me be.I'm not going to anything, really.

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I know.

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It's not about who it is.

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It's about what I want.Hearts?

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yeah dude at spawn there are three hearts if that's really what's going on but this heart is right in front of me yeah i'm eating all my gaps by the way for you by the way i love you i wonder if we're gonna have to go on land to get to spawn i really hope not because i know you have ice they asked me they really wanted me to be there you know they're gonna be really upset once they hear i'm dead you're making some some big enemies manway.Just so you're aware.I don't know if you want them to be your enemies.Just letting you know.

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I'm okay, let me think.I'm a man of many talents, you know me, MetaTag.

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Yeah, I know about you.

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I appreciate you at least acknowledging me for that.

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Just a heads up, I don't know if dolphins spawn in this type of ocean.Maybe they do, I know there's certain notions they don't.

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I don't think they will spawn, because I'm off -cap.

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That is also true.When do you have to re -pot speed?

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You want to splash it together?

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Could be cute.I've already potted, I'm just trying to estimate when I'm going to get some more hits on you.Maybe a little sooner than in a bit.

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Well, never make them know your next move is what they have.

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Yeah, I get you.

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Yeah, you didn't expect that one, did you?You could have gotten three hits if you knew.Chat, y 'all are giving dog freezers for him to let me live.What are they saying?What does chat think I should let you live for?They're saying he's alone.

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Ask if he wants to be teamed.Help him grind mace materials.

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Mace materials?That's not even a thing.

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Mace materials?What are we talking about?

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GG.Oh, he had a full gear set.Oh yeah, we're taking that.Yeah, we're gladly taking the full gear set.All right, let's go.We're up to 12.

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All right, is anyone still in my base?I need to be there right now.Who is that?

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Where are you headed?Yo, what's up, dude?Where are you headed?I have nothing.I'm resetting.I died earlier.

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Yes.I can point you in the direction of something.Of what?I know Farray went to spawn earlier.Oh, okay.also um i know that epax's base is that way oh it's in the snow thing yeah that's where i came from oh you're you're you're gonna jump whoever was at that base no i was not gonna jump whoever's at that base i portaled into that from the and that's how i died oh they were there yeah yeah so that was actually my base and they had just jumped me but i escaped oh really so that's not even their base it's not even their base dude That's unfortunate.

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Well, I hope you find something good.I don't know, take some golden carrots.Thank you, dude.I appreciate it.I'm so hungry.Good luck.

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Appreciate it, dude.What a funny guy.Okay, I'm guessing if he just walked by and he's still alive, I'm assuming my base is clear then.Pet him more potions and I'm gonna get out of here.Honestly, as great as it felt to be on 12 hearts, it was becoming noticeably harder to feel safe on the server.With other players catching up in gear, and teams viewing me as an easy target, gaining hearts is only going to get harder from here on out.

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It was clear I needed to find a way out.Why is there ice over there?Is there a fight out here?This looks like...Oh, that's a base.Oh, that's an entire base.

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There's a player.It's Wolfie.Oh my god, it's Wolfie.Wait, who's he teamed with?Is he in a group?He's not in a group right now, I think he's by himself.

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Oh my god, do I slime Wolfie?Or do I make a friend?This base looks good.I have an idea.Oh, I was gonna...I was gonna stand next to you while you were in F5 or whatever that was right there.

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Yeah, yeah, come, let's do it.

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You want me to be unmuted while I talk about this?Do you know what happened?What happened?Uh, yesterday my team got assassinated.

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Wait, oh wait, is this where the Farray and Mugum fight happened?Yes, you know all those ice blocks that happened between that?I will say Farray held up really well.Considering he was caught off guard, I was surprised.Damn, okay.But we're back.

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We're back.Last night took an L, but tonight we bounce back.

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So, okay, so like, yeah, so Frey and Mugum are like titans.

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Yeah, I would say so.I feel like Ferry has been like one of the most goaded players on the server.

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No bias, he is my teammate.Oh, okay.Is this base then?

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Yeah.

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Oh, base of Frey FC will be VP's of Purple.All right.Yeah, that's our, that's our squadron.This Wolfie guy seemed pretty chill, but I had to be real.He was already on a team of four and was clearly happy with it staying that way.I'll see ya.

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But honestly, it was okay.I remembered back to when I was chasing Pangy that he kept mentioning there being a lot of players at spawn, so I figured my chances were best there.I actually haven't been to spawn in a while, but I'm guessing I'm here because of all the ice from all the battles?I guess?Alright.Oh, there's people here.

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Why are you doing this?

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What?He's on three.He's on three.

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Not even two seconds of being here, I saw people fighting each other.But what was more surprising is I randomly got a voice call invite from someone named Luigi.

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Go to, uh, to, uh, Riot Influence apps.

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He wanted to recruit me to help him fight Floatives, this person who was supposedly terrorizing Spawn.

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Whoa, please, we're friends, man.

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No, you shouldn't have killed me.No, you shouldn't have killed me earlier.

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The tone, I need your help, the tone.I didn't kill you earlier.No one's helping you, bro.

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No one's gonna help you.I didn't kill you earlier.

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I'm so sorry.Wait, wait, what is happening here?

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Minute, please help, I'm getting jumped.Help.He tried 3v1ing me earlier and now he's...I didn't try 3v1ing you.My teammates coerced me into it.Give me a heart.

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No one coerced you into anything.Give me a heart.Help.Help, Minute, please.I'm just a boy.No one's gonna help you, bro.

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Get out of here.

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But it didn't sound like he was all that unjustified.I mean apparently Flowdips was just trying to get revenge for Saps killing him earlier.Can I take the saps heart or what?

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No minutes, why are we killing me?I don't I'm literally broke.

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I don't have gas Can I at least put my stuff in my under chest so I could spawn?I'll give you a heart.Let me I don't have gas.I have nothing genuinely I'll make a deal with you saps.

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Okay, what's the deal?Give me in fumes cords and I'll let you live what give me in fumes cords and I'll let you live Look, Safs, it's you or Infium, bro.It's you or Infium.

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Wait, I actually don't even know his code right now.

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Let's see if I can find him.

33:37

Kill him, kill him.

33:38

Dude, every player I run into is a Chungus, bro.I don't want to get all my Chunguses.

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Dude, it's embarrassing if you kill me.That's what they call me. I don't have any gaps.I just dropped.I had a team fight and I dropped.I have genuinely nine win charges and I'm gonna die.I'm at two hearts.

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Okay, I'll give you nine.

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You're gonna kill me.Okay, if you genuinely die to my fist, then I'm taking that.If you genuinely die to my fist, I'm taking this.If you genuinely die to my fist, I'm taking this, bro.

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I don't have gags, I'm just poor!

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Jack, I thought we were friends bro, what's going on?I'm desperate, man. I'm so desperate.

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Jack is going to die that minute.No!Oh my god!Alright, you can take my heart.

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Bro, what the chungus is happening right now, bro?

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What even happened to that heart?What even happened to it?

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I'm so lost.It probably went into Flo's inventory.

34:55

Oh, or maybe with Drew.

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I'll give you the heart if you want, man.

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Just like that?

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Yo, welcome back.Thank you.Actually, no, let's make a deal.What do you have that's valuable?I'm down to make, I'm actually, and I won't, like, scam you, though.I'm actually down to make a valuable trade.

35:09

What, you want, like, base coordinates or something?

35:16

Now, who's, you want, you want foray's base?

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Is he on the server?Oh, I would love foray's base.Yes, I would love foray's base.

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All right, you want to do, you want to do heart first, and then I'll give you coordinates?

35:25

Yep, yep, yep.

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All right.Yo, relax.Okay, thanks.Ayy, all right.W trade?All right, I'll give you coordinates.

35:35

Alright, mine is minus 2200, mine is 3200.

35:40

Okay, it was nice doing business with you, Minitech.Yeah, bye, have fun.

35:47

No, how did that guy not have a weapon?

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Somehow, I'm up a heart after coming to spawn.Okay, yeah, I don't know.It didn't seem like Flo was really all that unjustified.I mean, if someone killed me, I'd want to get revenge too.And Flo is like, Flo's actually really good.I'm pretty sure he's like globally ranked like a top 30 PvPer in the world.

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And we're kind of allies now.Now a bit after the dust had settled, I got word that tomorrow, there would be another event at spawn.This time, it's supposed to be a court case between two members, but on Lifesteal, each time there's a gathering with a lot of people, it usually ends in a brawl.Aka, a chance for me to earn my 14th heart.So before I went, there were a few things I wanted to be as prepared as possible.I need to get dripped out.

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I can't just be looking like a plain diamond armor player.I look weak with that.Fully dripped out.I feel like saying about clean diamond armor just makes you look worse and easier to fight.I don't know.Trims are so much better.

37:05

I do kind of want swift sneak though.Swift sneak is very important if you're trying to escape.By mining away underground, you'll be able to crawl mine a lot faster.So, I want to see if I can spot an ancient city.Where's Lopez?Where's Lopez going?

37:42

I come in peace.I come in peace.Hello?I come in peace!I come in peace!Yo!

37:58

Yo, maybe I shouldn't have chosen my armor.They immediately started running.Yo, I'm peace.

38:06

You guys both immediately turned around and started booking.Bro, what we meant to do, you've been killing people all day.

38:16

I'm just like chatting with Lopez, and then she's like, somebody winchards me.And then she comes through the portal and she's like, it's Minitech!I don't have beef with you guys, what the heck?

38:28

Right.That's a nice vase.

38:32

Oh, you have the slime farm?What the heck?Yeah, yeah, yeah.If you saw some buildings get slimed to spawn, that may or may not have been me.

38:40

Oh my goodness.Wait, can I take a stack of blocks?

38:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

38:44

Let's go.

38:45

You can take it as long as you promise not to, like, orbital arrow cannon me.

38:50

Oh.Oh, OK.So, OK, we're doing references.All right.

38:53

He said that just like there's so many glitches and exploits.Wow.Wow.Is that you?My grandpa, I'm so sorry.

39:05

Yeah, don't worry.

39:06

I mean, you got the slime.I'm just saying.I'm just saying, like, Minitex slime balls.Like what?What do you want me to connect the dots to?You're going to slime somebody?

39:15

I was coming over here because I saw you guys had some ancient city mountains over here.Oh, I do.

39:21

I do.I kind of raided them all.Oh, and not not all of them, just one.And then I'm pretty sure somebody stole my sneak book because I was going to save it for a different set of gear.So.I got no swift sneak, it's a little troll.

39:37

Oh my gosh, they've arrived!It's Indu's duo, what's up?

39:43

Why are we using the word duo here for LA guys?

39:48

Yeah, look in here.

39:49

Do you know about the lore?

39:50

No, I don't know the lore.

39:52

So, me and Thea are like, I was threatening to sue Thea at court, but we were trying to settle our differences.Which one is Thea?

40:03

This is me right here jumping.Well, anyway, the judge said I had to try to settle my differences outside of court first before the, um, yeah, the file went through.

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The judge?Yeah, have you heard about the, uh, the court case in a minute?

40:18

I, I've, I've heard.

40:20

echoes of it it's happening today maybe it's a if things go bad okay well you know i have faith in you being a reasonable person you know who can apologize what am i apologizing for theo i'm taking you to court for damages But you caused me.You started claiming victim, how you were the one.You started riddling these lies that I was telling you awful things, mean things.What?What?I never said a word to you.

40:56

I never said a single word to you.What?And yet you continue to run with this lie that I was somehow provoking you.

41:04

So apparently this invis player was being sued by Lopez, and by the sounds of it, there was no way a brawl wasn't gonna break out come time for the court case.I just had to be ready.Okay.That is definitely not my cutscene.We move on.It was great seeing Wreck.

41:23

I have no idea what Theobald got himself caught up in.Holy yap though, oh my god, I'm going the wrong way.Okay, I need to go to the ancient cities.I'm gonna assume the closest ones are the ones Wreck's already looted.So I'm gonna go probably over here to this one and see what I can find.That's kind of the thing though with Lifesteal World.

41:43

You don't really know who you're gonna run into next, and you don't know whose trauma story you're gonna hear next.There's a deep dark, and we have a city.Let's go.That was almost bad.Looking for swift sneak.I'll take like a silence trim though if I find that.

42:06

I left like four.Oh my god, that's good, but I already have a villager for that.Oh my god, silence trim.Literally, like, second chance.Warden?Ward?

42:36

I don't really like ward, but I'll take it.I'm noticing a significant lack of Swift Sneak, though.Has someone already been here?Surely not, because the silence is there.Oh, Swift Sneak 3.Okay.

42:51

I'm just gonna get on out of here, then.That one sounded super close.I have my anvil on me.There we go.Am I fully good at enchants?I guess I don't have soul speed, but I don't plan to be in the nether that much anyway.

43:09

So I guess I'm fully stacked.Like, pretty much.Now, not only was I dressed for court, but I was ready to fight too.In fact, I was pretty excited.I am, like, kind of curious in that court case.Not to actually see who wins or anything, but because I bet there's gonna be a big fight, and fights equal opportunity for hearts.

43:30

I hadn't really been able to take any big or spectacular fights yet because I've been solo.So, now might be my chance for some real fun.So, maybe it's worth it I go.Oh my god.As I showed up, I saw more players than I had ever seen in one spot.So, I stayed in a voice call with Luigi and Hannah in case anything unexpected happened.

44:16

It was literally every team on the server here.Lots of personalities, lots of egos.I really had to keep my head on a swivel.

44:49

Alright guys, let's get this show on the freaking road So in this case the prosecution which is Lopez I believe right you'll start give it a minute Explain yourself to me then we'll give to you a minute then he'll explain himself to me And so, the court case of Lopez v. Theo proceeded.

45:17

But honestly, I could barely listen.My attention was taken, and my eyes were searching for who to fight when the brawl starts.

45:48

yes please please take your time no don't cry don't cry my way of life i've sacrificed everything oh

46:00

Evidence speaks for itself.

46:09

Where are we, bro?

46:11

Is it underneath?

46:14

I think it's gonna be underneath.Yeah, it's underneath.

46:19

Should we kill it?

46:23

Someone have a bow?

46:25

No.

46:25

Uh, no.Vinit, can you stand in here?Everyone ran away.Where are we even?Okay.Oh, okay.

46:33

Wait, now I have no idea who you guys are.I'm gonna I don't know.What should we do?We should probably like Oh Smiley's trying to get kills.Hold on Smiley, who do you think you are?

47:06

Wait, I actually just played a role in this.

47:16

Yeah, you did It was Floatives again, but this time he was getting 1v2'd by players with invisibility and wanted my help.And like I said, I had been waiting for my first big fight, and now this could be my chance to have some real fun.Potting weeding?Okay, this is definitely Will and Fruit.

48:41

It's Will and Fruit, I'm like, almost sure it is.

48:47

It's my PGC for you, bro.

48:56

Oh my god, I almost trapped this one.

49:05

Yeah, when they're slow, it's just two people and the guy.

49:07

Oh my god, he's solo, he's solo.Yeah, he got me. I think they're running.

49:18

That looked like they were messaging someone.

49:23

How many hearts do you have in it?

49:30

They have traps that way, just be wary.

49:32

Okay.

49:40

This person's trapping, this one's trapping.This one's trapping, just be ready.

49:43

Okay.

49:44

Like, don't, don't, don't.Oh, this guy's solo.Yeah, that guy's solo, that guy's solo.Get him, get him, get him.Wait, trap.

50:29

You never forget the first time you lose a heart on lifesteal.

50:51

What?

50:52

I don't know.I don't know.Void Trap's crazy.What?

50:56

Okay, no, it's fine.We'll gear you up.Don't worry.I'll give you a heart back and I'll gear you up.

51:01

That's crazy.What?

51:02

Void Trap, what?

51:04

I think they spent the whole entire session getting that.

51:07

What?

51:08

Getting out.They were like chasing him.It's crazy, bro.

51:13

Oh my god.

51:15

I lost so much.Just dying right there.I just lost so many gaps.Like the first real fight, bro.I've been looking at the whole server for it, bro.This rain.

51:38

This is exactly how it feels right now.I tried to play the server fair.I could have done a lot of things differently.But what do I get in return?I get everything.didn't want to give everyone else.

52:11

Alright.Yo.

52:15

Yo, bro.I've seen a place to grind.It's okay, you can be here.You've had a rough day.I see.The night is ours.

52:30

The night is darkest just before the dawn.Why do we fall?Why do we fall, Wolfie?Fall.So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

52:46

Feel the aura.Oh my god.The sun, it's too bright for me. I said, thank you.

52:54

You'll never have to.

52:54

Never have to.

52:56

Oh, my God.I didn't even realize I had more gaps than I thought.OK, I'm not as cooked as I could be.I don't even notice this.Oh, my God.If I really need a resource, I have everything in place to go get it.

53:15

Besides golden apples.That's like the main thing.It's always the golden apples.After the day was finished, it was becoming apparent that I needed a more permanent team.And when I returned to spawn just to do a trade, this happened.

53:40

What's that?My beautiful kingdom, bro.Bro, you have that ready, bro?Yo, it's like - I was getting set up, literally.Oh my god.Bro, join my kingdom in it.

53:54

You can be our S tier, bro, please.Please, bro.Please, even the underdogs, bro.Please, bro.Bro, you can be our Batman, bro.Trust, bro, trust.

54:08

Actually, trust.Bro, you can be Batman of Celestia, bro.Come on, bro.I'll give you Batman ring.

54:14

I mean, I like in a discord like when you get a role.

54:19

Bro, Lettuce is captain.Me, Rowan, Squiddo are the princesses and twerps is our honor.But you can be you can be Batman of Celestia, bro.Please, bro, please.

54:33

You know, I'm honored to be offered that.Um, I'm gonna have to think about it.

54:38

Oh, you don't have to say yes, it's okay.Yeah, you can think about it.It's all good.I just want you to know that the offer is on the table, always.Okay.Yeah, just letting you know.

54:44

I feel like I need to let you know.Well, I do have this for you.Yeah.

54:48

Yes, and I have three netherite for you.

54:51

Let's go.Here you go.Yay.Don't scam me.Stop, stop, stop, stop, bro, bro, stop.

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Yes.Yes.Oh my god.

55:01

Okay, so we'll just pull the arrow again, and now.

55:03

All right.I really did appreciate Sam's offer and I had no doubt accepting this would be fun.But I already had someone in mind I wanted to team with.I joined the call of a team named theRetirement Home, made up of SB737, WithMayX, and Flowtips.Now he's the one I've mainly interacted with, which is why this team made the most sense to me.

55:52

Uh, I'm super geared.Yeah, I did a bunch of Bastion grinding yesterday.But, there wasn't much time for small talk, as they were currently trying to hunt two players down.Their names are Infume and Evvo, and they've been known to be a bit elusive.So, as a way to show that I was ready to join Flo's team, I was going to help them find them.But on the way, I ran into one of Infume and Evvo's allies.

56:16

I see sword.Oh my god.So, I tried to see if I can get an extra heart before jumping into the real fight.Now I was able to get to 14 hearts, but the main mission wasn't completed yet.So, Flo invited Infim to our call to see if we could learn of his location.

57:11

And if you kill me, your crimes are forgiven.But either way, we're going to find you.I'm not going to lie.Either way, you're going to get found and you're going to get killed.

57:18

You're not going to find me.Says who?You're not going to find me.

57:22

So it's like I said, if you want to, if you want to, if you want to, like, play this, like, little ring around the rosy game.All right, bro, be my guest.But just don't don't get it twisted like you were going to die.That's why I'm giving you the easy way.out.The easy way out is taking a 1v1.

57:36

If you kill me, then alright bro.You know what?Fair game.Your crimes are free.You're let go.But if you die, then unlucky bro.

57:45

Your debt is paid off.Regardless, this is your way to pay your debt off.Wait, where?Uh, fray base.Okay, I'm coming.

57:54

He's with Leek.He's with Leek.He spotted me.

57:58

Are they killing you?

57:59

Uh, I don't know.Yo, Info's about to die bro.

58:04

Is this really what you want?

58:06

Info's running.I'm gonna chase him though.But Leek's here, so I might get 2v1'd.I had to play my cards right here.I didn't want these players to run away, or else I'd lose out on a fight and more hearts.But if I got too close, I could get 2v1'd and risk dying again.

58:25

Oh, they're potting up on me.Yo, are you guys coming?

58:29

I mean, Flowz just left the BC.I don't know where he is.

58:39

I'm coming.Where are you?

58:41

It's a little bit...It's straight east of Greybase.

58:44

Who's killing you?

58:45

It's leaking out, but they're running for me.It's minus 1800 minus 3k.

58:49

Infium, you're really gonna let this happen, bro?I mean, I'll be honest, I don't know what much I can do to help.

58:54

Aim for minus 1500 minus 3k.Okay, I could be there.When Floatives gets here, we can try a 2v2.However, we were underestimating the mistake we were making by letting Infium in the call and listening to our exact plans.I think Infium's probably leaking the plan, but it's alright.

59:11

Quartz, quartz, quartz, quartz, quartz, quartz, quartz.

59:13

Minus 1500 minus 3k.They're going, they're on ice.

59:16

I'm gonna run straight into you.I'm not even trolling.I'm generally not even trolling.I'm gonna be on you.I'm gonna be on you.I see them.

59:22

I see them.I see them.I see them.I see them.I see them.I see them.

59:24

Yeah.

59:25

Nice!Wait, we're actually sandwiched!What up, bro?It's one of them that might be evo I don't remember which one's one which one's which I'm gonna go for the other one Oh, who's this guy?Yeah, I picked it up Alright, let's go.SB, we're at Neg 1300, Neg 2800 if you wanna come.

1:00:08

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming in.

1:00:10

Let's take this out of the water.Yeah, there's another one here.I'm getting out of the water.

1:00:18

Actually, maybe this is the leak on me.

1:00:25

If you might come too, just remember that.Wait, this guy's dead!That guy's really low, that guy's really low.He got the whole bunch.This guy just bucket drained me.Guys, can I shoot him?

1:00:45

I'm shooting so dead.

1:00:49

We weren't playing too bad, however, after a bit of time, we noticed Infume suddenly left our VC, like he no longer needed to listen to our info for some reason.

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I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

1:01:23

We were ambushed.Too naive to think Infume wouldn't sell out our location.However, there was one thing we noticed.Every single player was using invisibility potions.Normally, a team wouldn't do this unless they had a weakness to hide.And we weren't going to run until we found out what that is.

1:01:39

We can win this.We can win this.We can win this.We can win this 5v3.Just live.Yo.

1:01:42

Yeah, I'm living.

1:01:43

I'm living.Say, say callouts again.

1:01:45

Um, Neg 1k, Neg 2800.Uncle, what's your ETA?

1:01:51

Uh, I'm at next 1300, next 3k right now.

1:01:54

I don't see you, Uncle.

1:01:55

On the ice?In the village?

1:02:01

I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.Oh my god, it's LeekLeek, yeah, it's LeekLeek and LeekLeek.

1:02:08

Yeah, yeah, their invis just ran out.

1:02:11

Yeah, Uncle's here, yeah, run this way, let's go, baby!I have the boxes, let's go.

1:02:32

This snow is so flippin' wet.

1:02:41

Oh my god, bro, I did 1v3.

1:02:47

Uncle, I'm grabbing XP and positing my EC right now.

1:02:50

Okay.

1:02:50

I think they ran.Wait, where are you?Oh, dude, I have three on me, bro!

1:02:58

Okay, we're coming, we're coming, we're coming.

1:02:59

Yeah, yeah.

1:03:00

They're right here, they're right here.Take this with you, yeah, we're right here.

1:03:02

I'm in the water, I'm in the water.You want me to come surface?

1:03:05

Yeah, if you can.

1:03:06

Okay, well, all right, I gotta move first.

1:03:32

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, It was Enfume, I killed Enfume, it was Enfume.Really?

1:04:30

Makes you wild.

1:04:32

Wait, was I fighting League then?

1:04:34

Yeah, you were.You got against them.

1:04:38

He's coming up, you know.He's coming back.There's a totem on the ground here, let's go.

1:06:01

yeah but well i got it you got them nice so you killed either pilly shadun or it was either pilly shadun or at boats i think it was this player was like this player like knew how to like like how to like run really good oh their war crimes are done i guess their sword's name is espy's bank account yeah it's Despite the numbers they had, we had come out on top, and I was now up to 15 hearts.

1:06:37

This wasn't the end of it though.See, later in the day we spotted this same team at spawn, and decided to get one more for good measure.Oh, he did not have hearts.And by the time the day was over, I was up to 16 hearts, the highest I'd ever been.And what's nice about being at this heart count is that I could start playing a bit tankier in combat situations, allowing me to be a much larger threat.Now, I can't lie, the timing for this was perfect, as tomorrow the end dimension was going to open.

1:07:10

which means everyone is going to be fighting for the dragon egg so they can craft the server's only mace.Now the retirement home was down to continue teaming with me as we try to fight for it.So, in the time leading up, all I did was focus on collecting as much resources and gear I can to survive.Okay, so did somebody die here?What is this even?Oh, 24 obby.

1:07:38

What?Is this like a creeper death?Hey, they had 8 gold on them.After a while, I had so much gear that it couldn't even all fit in my ender chest.So, I made a secret stash nearby a stronghold in case I died and needed to re -gear and come back quickly.But all said and done, I was prepared for the end fight.

1:08:45

Yeah, I don't know.I'm prepared to be fighting a long ass time.I even like set up an extra gear set somewhere.

1:08:51

That's cool.I mean, the good thing is even if like a death happens, we could just get straight back, you know, straight back.I've got so many gear sets.

1:08:59

What do you think of my sword?So you got killed by Mini Mooka lol.In case I get a little bro.

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Nice.Now the way the end fight will work exactly is that whoever deals the most damage to the dragon before it dies, gets the egg deposited right into their inventory.And my new teammate SB737 had a plan.See, he was going to build a machine that would launch an arrow at the dragon at light speed, inflicting an insane amount of damage that would skyrocket him to the most damage dealt.Meanwhile, it was my job to fight everyone else and distract them while he gets the machine built.It was a pretty bold plan, but maybe bold enough to just work.

1:10:01

I'm scared, but this is gonna be fun.Okay, it's fine.We have all the gear that we could ever need.Even if we die, it's fine.

1:10:07

We are all good.At least after this, we're gonna have shelters and electors.Yes.At least.

1:10:12

We have the villagers for it if you need to.

1:10:16

All right, we ready to go?Yeah.Yeah.All right, let's go.Squad ruined!Oh my god.

1:10:22

That's gonna be so fun.Lock in!Are you ready, Mini?Yep, and you see AI out, you're good.So just cure yourself up, we're going in.Mini, place the ice!

1:10:35

Go, go, go, go!

1:10:37

Come on, Mini!

1:10:38

What are you doing?

1:10:43

Holy shit!

1:10:48

Go right!Go right!I lost you guys.

1:10:56

I'm with Mini, I'm with Mini.Come to the center, we're in the center.To the right, to the right.

1:11:12

SB was now in his position, building the machine.Now, it was my time to distract.

1:11:32

Wait, who are we fighting?I'm so confused they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they know they knowUnc, go for the kills.

1:12:57

I'm trying to do the damage.

1:13:03

I don't know, Unc, it's gonna die, it's dead.I got the kill, I got the kill, I got the kill.

1:13:10

No, no, no, it's damage, it still doesn't matter.Unfortunately, SB was not able to build the machine before the dragon was slain.It was too ambitious of an idea, but we knew that.We could still stay and find out who will win the egg, and use SB's machine in our combat to kill them and take it from them.

1:13:48

okay like why is freaking like i have like a thousand people on me bro i don't know where are you i see you i see you i'm at the center yeah it's that's the only oh that's the only i'm at the fountain i'm literally Holy Wolves.Yeah, like yo, they just like, they're just like a team of 10.

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1:14:48

Everyone's got freaking TV!

1:15:09

But I don't think I can get you your heart back What the let's be SB you have to warn us SB you have to warn me, bro.

1:15:22

Wait, were you there?Sorry?I was there you have to warn us.

1:15:25

Oh my god SB bro I'm coming back, but like bro, you have to warn us It's safe to say that none of this went to plan.

1:16:11

SB wasn't able to build the machine before the dragon died, and Epaxial was able to leave the end before anyone can stop him.Sometimes on Lifesteal, it doesn't matter how much you plan or prepare.Anyone's world can crumble in an instant.

1:16:26

I don't know.I just...

1:16:29

I knew the SB thing was gonna be hard to pull off.I just didn't know I was gonna die.I feel like if I don't die there, a lot goes differently.I don't know.I could have at least just been up a heart.I could have been on 18 right now.

1:16:42

This sucks.I don't know.But after taking a second to clear my head, I realized it really wasn't over.We may not be the ones who left with the mace, but now we had access to the Outer End Islands, a place where we could obtain Elytras and Shulker Boxes, which on a competitive Minecraft server, completely changes everything that's possible.

1:17:13

Beautiful space.Shulkers.

1:17:16

I'm so glad you have Shulkers, uncle.I'm so happy for you, bro.Thanks, bro.

1:17:21

The farms are gonna be built so fast now.

1:17:23

Oh, it's orbital strike cut in time now.I can build any machine.Oh, it's game over now.

1:17:28

Yeah, this is gonna be super nice.Let's click the sign.

1:17:40

Three, two, one.Oh, wrong button.

1:17:46

Okay.Should I go ahead and get other light trees and come back and give you one?

1:17:51

Sure, you can have light.

1:17:54

Okay.And then if you want to just get Shulkers, and then I'll come back and give you a light tree when I find a new one.Yeah.Oh my God.Mugum has the mace now.

1:18:17

No way.Unless someone loot scoops.Not even an hour after the end fight, the mace had seen its first trade of hands.Now belonging to a player named Mugum.One of the best players on the entire server.

1:18:31

I was never gonna agree to that one.

1:18:32

Do you think it won't be one flow if Mugum has the mace?I don't think I win that.I'm not gonna agree to that.Do you think he wins that?

1:18:41

Muggem has a lot of mace experience.Is he pretty good with it?Yeah.

1:18:46

I'm actually just like, that sucks so bad.

1:18:49

The greater the adversity, the greater the victory.

1:18:53

Yo, that's a pretty great adversity, I'm not gonna lie.

1:18:56

Exactly.So it will be the greatest victory.

1:19:01

Ew.I'm going back to the mainland island.I'm hoping there's not a spawn sitting there with knockback.

1:19:10

Okay, I'm back in a safe spot.

1:19:14

I returned to my base so I could craft my shulker boxes and fill them with combat gear, which I would now need more than ever in pursuit of the mace.When the next day came around, I used my elytra to fly around the map and see if I could find where Mugum or his base was.However, as time went on, I eventually ran into a familiar face.

1:19:43

Oh, don't kill Katie Cooper.That's my wife.

1:19:46

Yeah, I'm not gonna kill Katie.

1:19:48

I feel like Glowstone was an advanced console.

1:20:03

Hello, Minute Tech.Hello.Minute!Wait, what?Minute?Oh my god.

1:20:08

Hey!What are you doing here?Sorry, Minute?

1:20:12

No way, right?

1:20:18

Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!

1:20:20

Go on land!

1:20:20

Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!

1:20:35

Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!

1:20:35

Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!

1:20:35

Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!Go on land!

1:20:35

Go on land!Go on

1:21:10

I see what I see what I see what I see.Oh, you're not Oh, you're not Tay.Where's Tay?Where's Tay?Where's Tay?Where's Tay?

1:21:15

We're not killing you.

1:21:16

Where's Tay?Alright, you're fine, bro.

1:21:20

I'm not gonna kill you.You're good, bro.

1:21:21

You're fine.

1:21:26

We're just farming reasons to PvP, bro.It is what it is. I can't lie.

1:21:30

Listen, bro.You guys call me a battle beast.I gotta at least hone it.You know what I'm saying?Why, bro?Why?

1:21:39

I'm not that good, bro.It's fine.He can do something.

1:21:41

I didn't even get the heart out of that, but it felt pretty good to get some revenge.But yeah, after this, Floatives and I were only focused on finding Mugum.We would do checks around spawn, or go to other players' bases in case he just so happened to be there.We spent the entire day searching, but whatever Mugum was doing, it was calculated.He wasn't gonna make this easy.We even dedicated a few hours of just gardening.

1:22:30

the end dimension in case he needed to pass by.Floatips, what are you doing here?

1:22:36

Floatips, what are you doing?I just realized like basketball is over and I'm sad.

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1:22:42

I know, I was thinking about that yesterday.

1:22:43

Hey, you know what, actually?While we wait, let's make a top 25.Oh, okay.This could be top 25 time.While we wait, let's do a top 25.Okay, wait.

1:22:52

It's top 25 time.

1:22:53

It's actually a good time.Just get ready to tab in.I'm not even trolling.

1:22:57

Yeah, I think you can tell that we were here for quite a while.

1:23:01

Does it end in 20 minutes?Yes, and no one has come.This is so boring.Are we wasting our time here?This is so troll.Do you want to just leave?

1:23:12

I don't think they're coming.

1:23:13

I think we're better off checking now that they're over and over.Now, at this point, we were all out of ideas.But, you might have noticed that there's been a small bar of text reading out my advancement count.This is from a small challenge taking part across the server, rewarding whoever can earn the most advancements in a short period of time.Now, neither Mugum or I's team were really focused on this, hence why we never really crossed paths.However, a new server -wide challenge was going to start the next day that would completely change everything.

1:24:01

This was the assassins event where everyone was given a random target to go hunt down But that wasn't all I was also given my targets exact location Meaning if I could just find out who has mug him they could lead me right to him.Oh my god I have shovel I have shovel Now, only a few minutes into the event and people startedflood chat with kills after eliminating their targets.Which did mean that someone out there had me as their target, so I had to watch my back.I think I'm gonna go eliminate my target, by the way.So, I went to go hunt down my target's shovel.

1:24:41

Mainly because people were saying that killing your target rewards you with two hearts instead of one, and if one of the more stacked players online was hunting me, I'd probably need it.

1:24:53

What kind of trapping activity is going on here?Hey, Minit!

1:24:57

Hello, Shovel.

1:24:57

Oh, no.

1:24:59

Oh, no.Yo, dog.I'll give one of the hearts back.

1:25:07

No.Am I your target?Wait, but Shelby, then you'll be free.I can't lie.I'm sorry, I was in a group, so I couldn't hear you.You have to kill me, don't you?

1:25:15

I might have to kill you.

1:25:16

I'll give Gear and one of the hearts back.

1:25:18

Who wants to kill me?Wait, this is a really nice way of doing it.Deal.Okay, okay.Shelby, Shelby, I'm going to make you a...I'll make you a...

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Yeah, Shelby, you go.

1:25:25

Now what was also interesting about this is that whenever I kill my targets, I'm also going to take whoever they were hunting as a new one.

1:25:56

Let's go back, let's go back.

1:25:59

It's funny because he has a mate.I know.

1:26:04

Yes.

1:26:05

Okay, here you go.

1:26:06

I've ate you.Nice doing business with you.Good luck with your target.

1:26:13

Thank you.

1:26:13

Wait, who have you got next minute?

1:26:15

I've killed Mugum.Yo, you're not gonna believe who I just got as my target.

1:26:25

Who?

1:26:26

Mug em.I'm deadass on everything, I have Mug Em now.Technically, this was perfect.We now had his exact location and FloDips was already fighting him.The mace was finally in our line of sight.Okay, I'm gonna go down there with you in case, so I can eliminate him.

1:26:45

But, as I got closer, an unexpected player arrived.It was someone named TheobaldTheBird, who was building a reputation as being one of the best players on the entire server.I had to try and convince him to leave or else he might try and kill Muggum and loot scoop the mace.Man, either I either I keep rage baiting flow or we fight right now, but then it hit me Theo was only here because he had me as his target either I stay here and I help flow fight mug him but have Theo be a constant third party or I take him far away and we do our own 1v1 all while I put all of my trust into flow to kill mug him.Alright, let's go to like a flat area because this forest is freaking trash.

1:27:51

I'm down.I'm down.I'm down.I'm down.

1:27:53

Let's just do it, bro.Let's get this thing over with.There's a flat area if we run this way.Alright.And so, I chose the 1v1.It was too risky to allow Theo be near Mugum and risk him jeopardizing our shot at the mace.

1:28:09

I think if we go like this way.You excited?I'm excited.I haven't really seen you much on the server.

1:28:15

I haven't seen you much either, man. I'm excited to run flow.Talk to you up, man.

1:28:22

He did.He said you're like really good.

1:28:24

I'm honored.

1:28:25

So you have some expectations to live up to.I'm just not not to put pressure on you or anything.

1:28:30

Hey, you do too.

1:28:32

Stuff away.

1:28:32

We should probably do restock.But like, I don't know.Like, what are you?What are you proposing?

1:28:37

I'm down three stacks XP max and just all good.

1:28:42

I mean, I'm assuming we're both high heart players.I'm...I am recently 20 hearts.You're 20 f***ing hearts?Yep.Oh my god.

1:28:51

Alright, let's go this way.Cause there's webs here.

1:28:55

Yeah.

1:28:57

Dude, you're 20 hearts, bro?

1:28:59

Just now, just now, just today.I've been putting in the work in this event.

1:29:04

Dear god.Now the terms we agreed on for the fight are that we can take as many items as we need out of our ender chests.However, we are limited to just three snacks of experience bottles for mending.So, once someone runs out, they have to let their armor break.Which, at that point, it is nearly impossible to survive.Alright, I better get frickin' max respect for leaving my teammate who's fighting Mogum right now.

1:29:29

Yep.

1:29:29

Max respect, bro.Max respect.

1:29:32

Alright, let me prep my stuff.

1:29:42

Good luck, man.

1:31:01

Nasty webs bro.I can't lie.Hey, bro.Don't fall in there It's also this is up to you if like you don't have to play like this But I'm gonna try to not like cheese you on your shoulders like if you're stalking.Yeah, we can agree to that

1:32:59

It was clear that he was good, and currently winning the fight in terms of who would run out of XP last.However, I noticed he wasn't reacting too well each time I landed a good cobweb.If I wanted to save this, I would have to keep noticing these small details.

1:34:12

with the pickaxe.Please, please, please.You know what?Jump -reset those!

1:35:40

Sometimes.By now, I had one more snack of XP bottles left before my armor was going to break.He definitely still had more, but I had time to close the gap.

1:38:03

and pedals make it.

1:39:04

Quick with it.Dakar PVP, I might give you that.

1:39:50

as well.

1:41:45

all right okay i respect it and now i was using the last of my xp bottles i had no idea how many he had left but there was no more healing my armor let's go plus one yep plus one we're so low i know you were so low how low are you man oh you know we should know i know i know i know all right i didn't even realize what just happened to me there yeah

1:43:30

oh those cards are freaking ripping my armor bro it's hard to play against mgg come on come here just from dura at least dude those cards are ripping my armor i didn't get that i didn't get the drop with them but i think it was worth it just for the armor dura that was good that was a good fight man ggs that was fun all right i have mugum now yeah you do good luck i don't know it just sucks that we don't have mugum's tracking anymore Like, now Theo can just go hunt the mace and we get nothing.

1:45:13

After the fight, I was brought back to 16 hearts.The lowest I'd been in quite a while.Yo, what's happening?

1:45:21

I saw you died.What's the plan?

1:45:24

I don't know.I just took the ones against Theo.

1:45:27

Yo, minute.

1:45:29

Yo.I have a proposition for you.

1:45:32

Wait, what's up, guys?Yeah, what's up?I do not have more gaps.I have like a stack of gaps total.Alright.Let's say I give you back your heart.

1:45:45

I need to go fight Mugga, man.Would you be willing to spare some gapples in exchange for a heart?

1:45:56

How much are you looking for?

1:45:58

couple stacks oh I don't fight yeah I don't know if I have got the supply for a couple stacks what it will oh man blow oh wait let me know that yellow what are you saying we to be one of them yes I'm saying to be one of these amaze I don't care okay yeah yeah no he does have amazed I saw you getting slammed bro I can't I'm saying to be one of them I can't you can't he's unkillable but he's a demon he's a demon you know what you know what I'm game, I'm game.

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But instead of keeping the location to himself, Theo agreed to a deal, where he would share Mugum's location with Flo, and they would go and finally make an attempt for the mace.

1:46:42

Okay, I need to stop back at base.I have like a stack of gaps total, dude.I'm like so drained.I can give you some, I can give you some.Can you give me two stacks?

1:46:50

Yeah, we're gonna have to cart him, like or something.I'm at spawn, spawn, spawn, yeah.

1:46:55

Alright.

1:47:00

Thank you.No, like an actual set of buffs, like I need an actual set of buffs.

1:47:03

Uh, there you go.It felt weird to stand off and not do anything.But, if I jumped in, we'd risk Mugm deciding to run away.I had full confidence in Floatives, and I jumped in.hope Theo wouldn't double cross us.Now as you saw, TheoBald likes to use TNT minecarts in PvP, which made my fight against him even more unpredictable.

1:47:53

And here, he and Floatives were not holding back on using them.

1:48:00

Watch out, he's on you, he's on you, he's on you.You're getting maced, you're getting maced.

1:48:05

Huge, huge!Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!Yo!You're the GOAT!

1:48:12

Wait, don't stop for the gear, don't stop for the gear.Don't stop, don't stop for the gear, I'll get it.Don't stop for the gear, don't stop for the gear.

1:48:18

Okay, get the gear, get the gear.

1:48:20

I'm gonna get it, just keep going, just keep going, I'm gonna get it.

1:48:22

He's going for it.

1:48:27

Oh my God, that's one of the teams right there.Just forget about the leash, just go, just go.That was insane, bro, that was insane.

1:48:31

That was goaded.

1:48:32

That was genuinely the greatest thing I've ever seen you do in this game.

1:48:40

Let's go!

1:48:56

Let's go!Nice, nice, nice.

1:49:02

Oh my god!Oh my god!Let's go!

1:49:10

Oh my god.Oh my god.

1:49:16

I need to go home, man. I need to go home.Holy...

1:49:24

And with this, Fl0tives was now the new wielder of the mace.Which honestly, after the failed end fight and stress from tracking down Mugum, this was definitely the highest point of power our team had been at so far.And it really did feel good.Dude, guess what I picked up.Catastrophe, Tenman, Crescent Moon.But as happy as I was for Flo, the job was not finished.

1:49:57

I still needed to reach my 20 hearts, and maybe convince him to let me have that mace later down the line.But for now, he was down to help me with it in any way he could.And our first fight as the team with the mace was just around the corner.

1:50:17

Why would I do that?You're on mace.He has a netherite chestplate bro, with thorns.

1:50:24

See, we were at spawn, and saw ForayMC.He's a very skilled player that Wolfie talked up early on, and somehow he managed to obtain a netherite chestplate, which are normally uncraftable on lifesteal.It should be obvious by now that we would want it, but he had a lot of teammates surrounding him, so Flo and I thought this would be a good chance to see just how powerful the mace is.Yeah, what point do we just start killing these guys, bro?

1:50:49

We got 40 minutes left.I don't know, bro.We should just start sliming them, bro.

1:50:52

I think we just slime them and let whoever fight us play this.

1:50:56

Nose.Nose.Nose.Nose.Nose.

1:50:58

Nose.Okay.That's two in Spain.

1:51:01

Alright, bro.Good luck, guys.

1:51:03

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.

1:51:05

Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.

1:51:07

Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.Chill.

1:51:08

Chill.Chill.Chill.am I fighting this?

1:51:12

Yes, yes.

1:51:12

Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

1:51:15

He's in me, I think.

1:51:19

What the?That was me, that was me.

1:51:27

Wait, no, I need to do it.Wait, I'm kidding.5v1.Help me, Minitech.

1:51:30

Thank you, Minitech.

1:51:31

Watch out, Minitech.

1:51:34

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

1:51:35

I'm gonna die.Oh, Minitech, we have a small problem.No, we don't.I need bleeding.Do you need bleeding?

1:51:45

I do, but like...

1:51:49

I've got him.I've got him.I've got him.I've got him.I've got him.I'm the demon.

1:51:54

I'm the demon.This is what Muggin felt like.Oh, this is a power that I like.I like this.I like this, bro.

1:51:59

Bro's the void.

1:52:00

Oh!Where are you?Stay on me.

1:52:03

Okay.Bro, he's trying to kill you.You need to be careful.

1:52:08

Help me.Jeez.I'm trying.Is that a KB sword?Dude, they were actually just straight up trying to get me killed.Look, he left you.

1:52:22

Look, guys, we can handle this peacefully.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.He's one.He's one.He's one.Wait, he might need a water.

1:52:30

Watered.I know, I'm coming!Just run!Just keep running, just keep running.Keep pressing W, press W and you're good.Oh my god, wait, somebody picked up my water!

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I think I did.Yes, keep fighting me instead of watering, Evvo.Evvo freaking low!Evvo don't die, Evvo don't die.

1:53:06

Miss, miss, miss, miss.

1:53:10

Oh my god I said to go for the kill real quick, I had to confirm it.

1:53:26

You're good.You're good.You're good.What do we do?Should I just go?Should I just fly over to him and kill him or no?

1:53:35

No, don't fly, don't fly, don't fly.I mean, I feel like we have a chance of this chess play here.I feel like we should be going for this.

1:53:42

But I mean, I can just hunt them later.Cuz I - I - I kill - I - Evvo has Enfume.Evvo, uh, Enfume has - Oh, okay, do that to him.

1:53:48

Yeah, do that, do that, do that, do that, do that, do that, do that.

1:53:51

Am I allowed to fly to Evvo?Is that allowed?

1:53:53

Yeah, you're not - I don't think you're in combat, right?No one's after you?

1:53:55

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

1:53:56

Okay, let's do that, do that, do that.Now, Flo was insistent that we leave Foray alone, and let him get away with the chestplate.At first, I didn't really understand.But remember, the assassin's event was still going on.And although I was eliminated, Flo wasn't, and still had a tracker.So instead of wasting our time trying to catch him, Flow could just go hunt more targets, and eventually end up with Foray's tracking.

1:54:23

And then, we could prepare a surprise attack.Now after EVFO, Flow picked up Infume as a new target, who is a close teammate of Foray.The odds are they'd be moving together.So we went on the hunt, hoping to catch them off guard.But there was a slight problem.The tracker revealed that they were in the end, quite possibly one of the riskiest places to be fighting.

1:55:10

However, we didn't have much choice what to pursue.I'm gonna say I'm gonna sit here so he can't loop it.Just keep it.

1:55:35

Is it even worth it?Like what do I do?

1:55:38

It's worth it's worth I'm gonna sit here and invite him now since he was thousands of blocks away flow was going to adventure out and find him Meanwhile, I would camp the main end island in case he tried to escape.

1:55:48

Oh, he's flying out manually.

1:55:50

He's literally flying out manually Okay, you if you get close to me you can tell him to land.

1:56:02

What you do for a fair 1v1?

1:56:04

I will Dude, you, I mean, one, you already told me you have my word that you kill Embo, you weren't going to come after me.And if you don't, and if you still try to come after me, I'm just going to run.You're not going to, like, I'm just going to run.I'm going to play Snake.

1:56:17

That's understandable.It's understandable.Hmm.

1:56:27

He ran, he, not ran, he left the GC.You literally just have to full push rockets on him.Like, you have to just go for it.

1:56:32

Bro, like, I can't, like, he's just gone, bro.He's just...

1:56:35

Dude, you, every, every last rocket, bro, just keep using until you find him.The second you find him, you tell him to land and that's it.Time was passing, and Flow was trying his best to catch up to Infuman for Ray.

1:56:55

I have so much things.

1:56:58

That's the only thing like he can just put my lecture away like he will never die He's gonna hit world border and have to turn and then you have your chance to cut him off You need to be spamming wrong like every every couple seconds is a rocket bro.

1:57:09

That's the only way you're catching him How is he this fast bro?

1:57:14

The only way is if like I have to come off and it's very like yo What is he doing to get so much distance like I think he's just going up and then down like he has to be Like you fly up at 45 degree angle than down at 45 degree angle.

1:57:27

That's what I'm thinking he's doing yeah that's this that's like the distance method yeah he started cutting but i have like i can make up the distance nice he started going right but i already like went right keep going right as well it's just like pvp you just have to come off you're gaining you're literally gaining you drop you you cut it like you cut 2500 you're gaining you you're i think you're gonna be able to find him because you're backing him into a corner now chloe's more to your right i know i'm seeing if he's gonna cut back left oh i see when you're this close you just got it The moment you see him, you have to tell the line.

1:58:08

800, 700, 730, 700.He must have stopped.640, 600, 570, 540, 516.He's killing it, but wait, no, no way.

1:58:23

Did that actually happen?No way, bro.They realized Floatives was going to find them, and in an attempt to hide themselves from the tracker, Faray killed Infume.However, they were too late.

1:58:34

316, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up, he's coming up.

1:58:36

Yeah, you got this.

1:58:40

He's killing everybody.Wait, no!It's me and Farray.No way.I'm chasing Farray.I'm chasing Farray.

1:58:45

I don't even get to try to, like, I don't know.

1:58:55

just so far okay got another hit keep him keep him in combat yeah I feel like you're just gonna win that oh the Enderman's hitting him oh my god go ahead yes Enderman Enderman's griefing so hard he's just running like if he's uh if he's not a dead end I'm I'm getting him off just be at the end of it yeah he's just running like I think C's running to someone like the way the way he's playing he's stalling like he's not even trying to fight me he's stalling like he's 100 % stalling by the way yeah if he didn't have a plan he'd be fighting you yeah that's what I'm saying I don't know Infume's still in another dimension, so it's not Infume.I popped him, I popped him, I popped him.

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2:00:28

Oh my god.

2:00:36

Like, I think he's, like, I don't know.I think he's, like, either panicking, like, I don't know.He has to be calling Theo.He has to be.

2:00:43

Surely.Did you see the freaking golden carrot?stuff.Are we dead ass?Thought it wasn't.

2:01:09

Is it?

2:01:12

Okay, I'm gonna leave then.Nice.Good stuff.Just good stuff.Yo, Mug 'em bro.It's not here.

2:01:32

A Mug 'em's on me in the thing if you wanna come over here.Uh, I mean I'll live.No, is it?Okay, I'm gonna leave then.Yes, Mug 'em and only a squid.

2:01:45

Bye guys!

2:01:49

With Foray going down, our team now had the chestplate and the mace.However, while I was able to safely make it back to the overworld, Floatives was left behind with all of the items on him.And now Mugum and only a squid were camping the exit.The problem is now they're gonna camp for you.

2:02:07

You don't think we could take that 2v2 in a little bit?

2:02:09

I think we can.

2:02:11

I'm down.

2:02:11

I just left because I would have been 2v1 for a while.I just don't have the most gear.

2:02:17

What do you need?

2:02:18

I could probably use another stack of gaps and some webs.But instead of running and hiding, we were going to fight.So while Floatives waited for me, I stopped back at the base and prepared all of the resources I could.We may have the mace and chestplate, but we are about to fight our greatest equals yet.I'm good.Let's go.

2:02:50

Let's see him.Yeah, it's squid and Logan.Be ready for trap.Do you have a totem?Do you have a totem?Extra totem?

2:02:56

Yeah, I do, I do.Uh, extra...

2:02:58

Extra, extra, extra, extra.Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.Got it.We're good.Okay.

2:03:11

I got a good hit on squid.Got another good hit on squid.He's dead.He died.Help bot.Help botted already.

2:03:20

Help botted already.Let's go for him, guys, he's the one to go.

2:03:27

Mug him, mug him, mug him, shield.

2:03:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:03:30

Okay, he healed.Shield, shield, shield and squid, shield and squid.

2:03:39

Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.We're getting, we're getting 3B.

2:03:44

We're getting 3B.

2:03:51

Watch out, watch out, watch out.

2:03:52

I think they're, I think they're just gonna try to body, like, pile us with people.

2:03:58

Good, so I can get.

2:04:00

What are you thinking of, mate?

2:04:05

Mug him.Mug him, mug him, mug him.Oh my God.Got to hit him, squid.Yeah, uncle, I think you should come.I'm not gonna lie.

2:04:31

Poot him on me, I'll just stall them.Yeah, no, no, no, no.

2:04:34

Like, he's not gonna die.That's anyone else?There's another one.There's another.We're getting gangbanged.

2:04:43

We played right into their hands, and now Fl0tus and I were stuck in the end, facing a nearly impossible 2v4 situation.In a last ditch effort, we called for TheoBaldTheBird to come help us.We had no idea what he'd say, but it was our only shot.

2:05:07

Get Theo fruit, one of the two.

2:05:14

Are you good?I'm like doing alright, it's just type 2 on me.

2:05:18

It's Theo, bro.Theo, Theo, Theo, come end, I'll give you hearts, I swear to god, we're getting 4v2 right now, not even 12, come end.okay well i'll give you if you listen and you and you save us i'll give you the netherite chestplate i swear to god all right all right uh i don't know how to get to the end um okay negative 370 negative 370 minus 470 and and nether and nether you need to come now or we're gonna die like 4v2 are we actually insane it's foray it's foray and fume squid and uh i will i will give you i will give you that i will give you the netherite chestplate i will give you the nether just i'll give you the nether oh boy i'm just not built for this man you are you are I'm getting...

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2:05:56

I have all the loot here I need.

2:05:57

Just yeah, just get what you need, like we can live, but you need to get here like fast.

2:06:00

Okay, yeah, I got you.Cavalry's on its way, dude.

2:06:06

I'm with you, I'm with you.Going for mace.Negative, negative like 340, negative 540 I think is what it is.It's like something along there.It'll be an assault, it'll be an assault, but like why like 60?

2:06:16

I'm just like fully selling the red.

2:06:18

Yeah, so am I, so am I, so am I, so am I, so am I. I'll come in just as an invis player.I love a good

2:06:30

Hell no.Hell no.Stay away from the grill gun.Stay away from it.Hi, Weege.Theo's coming, so you don't have to help us.

2:06:40

Oh, I found the end.Okay.Okay, come in, come in, come in, come in.It's fine.No, it'll be a 4v3.It'll be a 4v3 in like 10 seconds.

2:06:46

Okay, alright.

2:06:48

Thank you.Sorry, Weege.Apparently they called up, like, if they call more, this is gonna be...Honestly, keep Weege on standby, just in case they call more.

2:07:21

Now that Theo was here, they weren't able to apply as much pressure, opening up the chance to start getting kills.After SP and Theo arrived, they called for their fifth player, Will.We were tired of their surprises, so we called a nearby player named Luigi to hop in.We were playing well, we just couldn't fumble now.

2:08:28

Careful, that might hit me off the edge.

2:08:41

Careful, they're trying to web drain.Who popped?Oh, SB popped.

2:08:45

Yeah, I popped.I'm coming.I'm coming.I'm coming in.

2:08:51

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

2:08:53

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

2:08:54

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

2:08:54

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

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I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

2:08:55

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.

2:09:12

I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm coming in.I'm I feel like we're destined for a drop, like there's no way we aren't.

2:10:03

I need more water.

2:10:06

I'll take sweat.Just go.I can go sweat.I can go sweat.Just go.I need a rebuff.

2:10:20

let's go let's go let's go let's get this

2:10:24

let's get this why would they do this bro they're catching up to you kill them all kill them all kill them all kill them all dead ass kill them all get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get him get Don't let him leave.Do not let him leave.

2:10:57

Are they going for the portal?

2:10:59

Are they going for the portal?

2:11:01

Don't let him leave.I'll block it up to you.I'll block it up to anymore.It's all blocked.How many are you?

2:11:09

I've got one.

2:11:10

I've got one.I've got one.I'll block right now.

2:11:11

Is Smug still here?

2:11:12

Is Smug still here?Yeah, Smug is here.

2:11:15

Hey, I'll try.

2:11:15

He's still up.He's still up.Watch out.

2:11:20

Will's right behind you.Watch out.Will's right here.We're fine.

2:11:27

What is it?

2:11:32

Nice.Oh, nice.

2:12:15

When the dust had settled we were finally able toto freely escape the end.But this time, I was all the way up to 18 hearts.Now, as payment for his help, the netherite chestplate was given to Theo.However, we still had the mace.And to my surprise, Floatives was kind of done with it.

2:12:46

Which really only meant one thing.

2:13:09

You can't change the name of it, bro.You have to.

2:13:11

I think the first thing I'm doing is changing the name of this.

2:13:15

Oh no, I love it back then.

2:13:16

Dang, it's a Breach.Why did they go with Breach in that density?It tastes so good.Okay.

2:13:21

Yeah, I feel like maybe density is the way to go with it.Yeah.

2:13:25

Okay.

2:13:26

Okay.Well, I'm gonna light show before your chat starts spamming coordinates in everyone else's chats.

2:13:32

Get out of it before it's too late.

2:13:33

Yeah.With the server's only mace now in my hands, I wanted nothing more than to complete the final stretch to 20 hearts.First and foremost, you know what name I have to give this thing.Let's go.And every universe Nightfall finds me.Okay, next, I'm gonna grindstone the mace.

2:13:55

I know it has Windburst and Breach on it, but I think density is just going to be better.I know breach you can do some really crazy techniques and do a lot of damage, but honestly I'm just going to assume most of the fights I'm going to have are going to be outnumbered and breach is a lot less effective and easy to use.So I think I just want to get a density.That does mean I've lost the wind burst and I don't have a lot of damage.wind burst book But I think it's worth it in the long run Yeah, let's get this on the mace.Boom.

2:14:23

Now we have density mace.Perfect.Now there are certain enchant limits on the server So density one is the highest level I can get but still a mace is a mace and this is by far the most powerful weapon to have I spent the rest of the day in trial chambers trying to get the Wind Burst book, since ominous vaults are the only way to obtain them.But here I learned just how insanely rare they can be.I mean, I didn't know this, but they have a lower chance to spawn than heavy cores.So, hours went by and I had no luck.

2:14:53

It isn't the most needed enchant, but would go very well with density.And eventually, I got lucky and found a player who had an extra one laying around.Thank you so much.Oh my god.Alright.Give me that little thing, let us know.

2:15:11

I bet.

2:15:14

I'll see you.With this, the mace was ready for battle, and I was ready to finally hit 20 hearts.So, I got on a call with Flow, and we went looking around the server for a team to fight.

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I see Smiley.Do I jump Smiley?

2:15:27

Oh, we could get going on Smiley.He has teammates online, I think.

2:15:30

Getting it going on Smiley.

2:15:32

Okay, I'm almost there.Now, of course, we ran into SmileyMC, who was my very first heart on the server.And it seemed like he had a teammate online, meaning this could be a promising 2v2.Or so we think.They had more players than we thought, and sticking a fight like this on Lifesteal is almost certain death.But with Flow's TNT minecarts and my mace, I knew it was possible.

2:16:40

Give me a minute, give me a minute.

2:16:42

Watch out, watch out, watch out.Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.Watch out.I got a big one!Silver, you're my one -off pet.I'm restocking, I'm restocking.

2:16:54

I don't know how to do it.

2:16:56

Okay, I'll hold off while you're restocking.

2:16:59

Are you serious?Are you fine?Nice, good hit.Beautiful rain.

2:17:17

They were playing well and aggressive, minimizing the amount of times I could go for a mace hit.But Flow had an idea.He wanted to lure them into a more open part of spawn.Here there was less in the way they could use to hide from our attacks.

2:17:38

I see you, I see you, I see you.

2:17:44

Minute stun slam?I think so.Oh, the rain's gone.Oh, he's here.Watch out, watch out.

2:17:52

Nice, get hit.We'll see him, we'll see him, we'll see him.

2:17:55

Uh, yo, I don't...Dude, this is 2v4, bro.This is, like, crazy.

2:17:58

I know.1v4 at this point.

2:18:00

We can definitely win.We can definitely win.

2:18:02

Okay, let me lock in.Thank you.

2:18:17

Okay.Wait.Oh, it's all them on you.Lead into the trees.I'll just jump down.

2:18:26

Okay, that was clean.

2:18:29

Nice hit.Wilson, Wilson.Wilson left.I got one!Oh my god, I got one!

2:18:35

Nice, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.Amazing stuff, actually.Smiley?Oh, I might have put him out of your car on accident.

2:18:49

Smiley, Smiley!Smiley, I'll put him, Smiley, I'll put him, get him in!Nice!

2:18:53

Oh my god.Double health bomb, Smiley?Yep.They're good.

2:18:58

Well, it's getting kind of low.Like, I got a bunch of hits left on him.

2:19:02

Nice!

2:19:02

Oh, how'd that knock you?

2:19:05

Oh my god, bro, they hit me out of it, they hit me out of it.

2:19:07

I'm playing defense, I'm playing defense!You can't do anything with that, Maze.I'm just gonna be targeting you the entire fight long, and it's working really well.

2:19:18

I'll work for silver.

2:19:19

I'll keep frying Wilson, yeah.I'll keep frying Wilson.They're just gonna be wanting me, because they know that...I got a fat one off him.I got a fat one off him.

2:19:35

Why aren't we...

2:19:37

Yeah, that's you, that's you.I'm good.Nice, good hit.

2:19:44

Low.Let me brogue.Good pop, good pop, good pop.I'm gonna pop, I'm gonna pop, I'm gonna pop.I'm gonna throw you in there, get out.

2:19:51

You're good, you have space, you have space.Just reset, reset, reset.

2:19:55

That was actually crazy.That was a good place, that was a good place.were starting to break through, and they were panicking.If I finish strong, I might actually be able to hit 20 hearts this fight.

2:20:32

I don't have that many, but there.It's fine, it's fine.I don't need some more.Sorry, sorry, sorry.I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

2:20:43

What?Top of the tree or what?

2:20:44

We'll see him, we'll see him, we'll see him, we'll see him.Hit it.Nice.Go for one more.Chilling.That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you.

2:20:52

Oh my god, just some freaking block outside of my hit.

2:20:59

Oh, this might be out of cards, by the way.

2:21:00

He's running shield.

2:21:01

No, he, uh, he wasn't called.

2:21:03

Somebody, water, water.Swim, swim, swim, swim.

2:21:05

I'm trying, I'm trying.He's gonna pop!

2:21:09

Oh my god, I got hit out.

2:21:11

Floaters, don't pop to me!Don't pop to me now!I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.Don't pop for a second, don't worry about that.Genuine 5 crit chain, bro.Wait, go for it.

2:21:18

I can't, the web's in the way.

2:21:23

Thank you, my teammate.I was on two hearts.

2:21:26

I'm just gonna back.

2:21:27

No.

2:21:32

I just used my pot to myself, I'm not losing.

2:21:44

Wait, come here, come here, come here.I'm restocking, I'm restocking.Will he's gonna die, will he's gonna die?Hold on, I'm restocking, I'm gonna back.

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2:21:50

Oh my god.

2:21:51

He's dead, he's dead.Come on, come on.

2:21:55

hold him.

2:21:56

I'm trying, but I had to restock.I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.He's still chopped, he's still chopped, he's still chopped.Yo, keep going.Alright.

2:22:04

Ugh.That was terrible.I don't have pots, you guys.

2:22:10

I'm dropping, Zam.Let's go!I think you should hit them.

2:23:14

Congrats on 20 bro.

2:23:18

I mean I have my 20 we can let him run.I got my 20 bro.

2:23:23

I'm good I don't need to chase them anymore.

2:23:25

I'm good, bro That was tough.Not gonna lie, that was tough.Not gonna lie, that was tough.2v4, that's kind of the perfect way I wanted to get my 20 hearts.I feel like I was playing horribly at the start because I wasn't expecting to go straight into a team of four.But I think after a while, I adapted and locked in and knew how to play against it.

2:23:46

Especially when Flo got the drop.That was pretty good.That was pretty good.Um, that's honestly that's all I really wanted the mace for.I wanted to hit 20 hearts.Um, so I have a plan.

2:23:56

I have a plan with the mace that I wanted to do with it now that I've fulfilled my goal with it.

2:24:08

Yo.

2:24:10

Uh, yo, what's up?Do you want to meet up?

2:24:16

Yeah, sure.Come here.

2:24:19

Over there.

2:24:21

Yeah, almost, almost.

2:24:23

We're coming in peace.Like that ass.No bull****.We're coming in peace.We're coming in peace.

2:24:27

No error trap.

2:24:28

No error, there's nothing, I promise.

2:24:29

For now, until SB logs on.

2:24:31

Until Uncle logs on, yeah.When Uncle logs on, all hell breaks loose, but with any of you, you're fine.

2:24:37

Alright, Muggum.What's going through your mind after the day you died with the mace?

2:24:45

I don't know, I was just disappointed.That was really it.Like, I don't know.I wanted to do so much more with it, but I don't know.

2:24:55

I had my chance and it's gone.

2:25:00

I'm just gonna keep it straight and to the point.I, from a lifesteal vet to someone who's having their first real experience, I've had a lot of time.in the spotlight in the past.I don't necessarily need that again.I don't want to take that from the new players experiencing lifesteal for the first time.I know Flo got what he needed out of the mace.

2:25:22

That's why it's in my hands.And today, I got what I needed out of it.I don't think your chapter with the mace ended rightfully.So that's yours.

2:25:39

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2:26:11

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