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Taguan (FULL GAME)

Taguan (FULL GAME)

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0:00

But everything's okay. You wanna know why everything's okay?

0:19

You wanna know why everything everything okay why can you guess what time it is can you guess what time it is huh-huh-huh-huh Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

0:45

Huh?

0:46

Huh?

0:47

Huh?

1:04

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Spooky time!

1:17

Wait what? Why does it say this is the demo? This ain't supposed to be the demo.

1:22

Wait hold on. I just killed all the momentum. Hold on. It said it's a demo. Quarantine zone? zone bro quarantine zone is not If quarantine zone was out

2:06

I would be all night I'm about to start banning anybody that types the word quarantine or zone in this chat Y'all can't keep y'all can't keep playing with my emotions like this you can't you cannot keep playing with my emotions breath Same thing y'all do trying to say there's a new 6-1-6 game coming out y'all know y'all lie. Why does it say this this ain't the demo? No this ain't the demo.

2:46

There's the new Fears the Fathom game out. Dude, dude, dude, chat, y'all think I was born yesterday? Get you a diapey on, chat. Cause it's spooky time baby! Yeah!

3:10

Spooky!

3:14

You got you a diapey on chap?

3:17

Huh?

3:19

Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?

3:30

Do ya?

3:31

Where is Manila? I don't know. Hey Casey, watch your stream to get me to do my animation homework projects. Could you perhaps have any words of wisdom for someone struggling to stay motivated in college?

3:44

I don't, but I know who does. Mr. Zussi with the five, thank you. Thank you, Zussi, I appreciate that.

3:54

When things get tough, relish the good times ahead. The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible. Yeah. In the streets of Manila, people vanish without a trace. They say it's just crime. They say it's just bad luck.

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4:25

But at night, when the city holds its breath, you realize it's more than chance. Someone is playing a game. The game of Taguan. But here, the ones who hide never return. Inspired by a mix of true events.

4:52

That's a cool intro. You alright? You like you okay Another day again Yo glia's with the 50 gifted yo, give me some w's for gliaz with the 50 gifted. Yo, give me some W's for Gliz with the 50 gifted. Appreciate you, Gliz. W Gliz, chat, for real, with the 50.

5:30

Thank you. W Gliz, for real, I appreciate that, Gliz.

5:35

Thank you.

5:37

Another day again. I'm so tired of working, ooh.

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But I need to work so I can earn money to pay off my working, ooh.

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But I need to work so I can earn money to pay off my bills, yep. The circle of life. Pick up the cooking pot from the kitchen. All right, let's go ahead and do that. Where we at? Ooh, it's dark up in here.

5:59

Can I cut them lights on? No, okay. Wow, can I turn some lights on? Where my at?

6:09

Hello?

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Okay, there's the pot. Place the cooking pot in the sink. Okay, there we go.

6:18

I did it.

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Oh, water.

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Oh.

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Put it on the stove. All right, what we making? Oh, we gonna make some eggs.

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Do that look good. Okay. Grab the noodles beside the stove.

6:31

Oh my goodness.

6:32

This game is starting off great.

6:34

Screens tearing.

6:35

Oh, I'm gonna make some eggs.

6:36

Oh, I'm gonna make some eggs. Oh, I'm gonna make some eggs. Oh, I'm gonna make some eggs. This game is starting off great first first quest is cook a pack of noodles Screens tearing That is the most that is the most insignificant screen tear ever bud And guess what there ain't nothing we can do about it

7:13

Take a bath

7:18

Oh, you can't turn the lights on If I had not y'all see me trying to turn the lights on when I first got it got in the game, didn't you I

7:32

Could have swore it wouldn't let me do I'm turning every light in the house on that I can buddy

7:35

You know how I do All right, every lights on Let's go take a bath Am I going how long does that need to stay? Okay, I'm gonna leave it. Bath time. Change into work clothes, okay. I can do that.

8:04

What about my noodles, they still going? Oh things ain't even close to done Yo to trim with the five, thank you Yo glib, okay, I already called out. Thank you Changing the work clothes W game for giving me a giant arrow on where to go. Thank you so much. Prepare and serve breakfast. Serve it to who? I don't see nobody else in here. Eat breakfast. Oh, eat breakfast oh oh my goodness that is the best image literally chat noodles are so good man there's just nothing there's no way around it they are just

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good What's up with the... Okay.

9:07

That was good. Oh, they got hit with the ads! Turn off the lights and leave for work. No, please! Don't make me! We gotta go to work, Chad!

9:29

It's over! Alright, goodbye home. I'm going to work. And Resident Evil wouldn't like a word. Every day is always the same You wake up and get ready for work

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Then you get stuck in traffic Wow, that's getting real huh hilarious with the five. Thank you And you start to ask yourself would like still have a job tomorrow I Hope not And you start to ask yourself will I still have a job tomorrow? I hope not You clock in at a job that barely keeps you alive When the day ends you come home exhausted this is a horror game, buddy And you do it all over again the next day.

10:28

Nothing changes. And sometimes you wonder, where does the rest of my salary go? Somebody said no more pleas with crying emojis buddy you can't be that scared. The traffic now is too much. It took me about two hours just to get home.

10:57

Oh my goodness that's bad. Yo psychoenvy with the 25 gifted subs. Give me some W's for psychoenvy with the 25 gifted subs Give me some W's for psycho envy with the 25 gift that I appreciate that psycho envy. Thank you W psycho winzy for real or if you for real. Thank you Compared to before when it only took me about 30 minutes to one hour Watch some TV or it says turn on the TV. But yeah, you know, you know what I mean?

11:27

Where the TV at? At least we get to come home and relax and watch some TV, huh Chad? That's good Did the light switch in here disappear? Okay. No, it didn't y'all know me. I got to turn every light on Y'all know me. TV time! Get the frying pan.

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Ooh, what we about to cook? I'm not gonna lie. Hey, I want to watch something else.

12:29

Not gonna lie, let's watch something else. Place the pan on the stove, we're gonna cook some egg action. Okay, I'm cool with that. We just gonna make one? We got some oil, okay. We making some eggs.

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Prepare dinner.

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What is that, an ostrich egg? This is the egg that would have been me if I would have escaped. Play it, I might. It was fun, but it was annoying. Look! Look! Look! Man. Man. Brush your teeth. Okay. Wow, this is literally the opposite of Chad's life. Go to work and brush your teeth in the same game?

14:13

Y'all ain't never heard of this.

14:19

Okay, do we have...

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Okay.

14:27

Turn off the lights and go to sleep. Can't we just leave them on, man? Like, you never know. Check, y'all know it's true, though. Night, night time! Can we turn that fan on? No.

14:51

Bro fartin'. Yo, I hear somebody walking. Who is it?

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What's going on? Hello?

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What is this? Where am I? Am I dreaming?

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If I can turn the lights on, I'm not... Where am I? Am I dreaming? If I can turn the lights on, I'm not... We're dreaming, I can't turn the lights on! Who are you? Who are you?

15:49

What do you want? Where do you point at? What is happening? Oh my goodness! What did I do? Tell me something. Open the storage room door. What's good y'all?

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Who are you? Am I dead? Say something. All will be revealed.

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I'm not dead. I'm not dead.

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I'm not dead.

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I'm not dead. I'm not dead. Who are you? Am I dead? Say something! All will be revealed. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What's going on? Excuse me.

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What is this place?

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Is that me? What are you trying to show me?

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What'd I do? See, that's, this seems like justification to call off work today, I'm not gonna lie. This seems like justification to call off work. Talking about my tum tum hurting. Cause ain't no way I'm going to work after that. You got me messed up. Darn, I'm late.

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Change clothes.

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We ain't got time for no breakfast. They ain't going to let us have no breakfast, bruh. Where's that knocking sound coming from? It's probably just the neighbors again. Oh right, I'm late for work. I don't think it's the neighbors not gonna lie Well chat off to work again yay

19:22

But what you mean the full the full game came out this can't be a demo Did this can't be The full game came out and Lily came out like today you ain't about to do this to me! That was a good demo though huh Chad that was a good oh my goodness you can't see my screen right? Oh my goodness if you could.

20:00

Oh man! Full version Google can't scan this file for viruses download anyway. Uh-oh GG GG.

20:30

This is when the stream just crashes. Why didn't you download the full one? No, I had the demo downloaded for a while and I updated it today because it said it came out and when I went to update it, I literally clicked full version and I thought, you know I think I got it though. It was $3 Chat type one if you have a virus on your PC currently like as we speak who's got a virus

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Wow

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That that's a lot of viruses not gonna lie to y'all

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This might be the full game, let me see please That that's a lot of viruses not gonna lie to y'all

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This might be the full game, let me see please

21:38

Please please be the full game, please that game got potential for real w w demo Somebody said one but I ignore it. I ain't mad at you.

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Hey, if you ignore it, it'll just go away. So you know what, You're doing right.

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You're doing right.

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A few years ago my boyfriend was downloading mods for farming Sam on my PC and got a Trojan virus. The one, this is the full version because it didn't pop up. Y'all want to know a virus story that I had on my granny's PC?

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Look at this.

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I was probably about 12 or 13 years old. At my house, we didn't have a PC that was good enough to play any games. So when I would go to my granny's house on a weekend or something, I would do my gaming over there there and there was a game back in the day called stick arena Stick arena ballistic. It was on XGEN studios.com. I don't think it exists anymore but I used to play a game called stick arena and

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People kept hacking on me So I was like man, I'm about to download some hacks for Stick Arena. By the way, it is so sad that game got shut down. That is one of the best games ever. I have so many good memories on that game.

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I do. I have so many good memories on Stick Arena. It is so sad that it got shut down. I'm so sad. You can still play it? No, you can't, I literally me and my buddy link used to play it

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23:45

We looked at it a few months back. You can get to the website, but you can't play the game Bros downloading hacks for a browser game. I did I looked up like stick arena ballistic hacks Went to go download it viruses all over it All over virus. I just hard reset the PC turned it back on and just left it at that Lock in this is the full version. Let's go. That was very loud That was such a good game stick arena was such a good game dude, oh my goodness, I love that game

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Man, that game was good

24:29

Some mongolian sanghan and kalakhang, manila my mama Tom big Lana long no, ah, well, ah, oh this one's voice acted I hit E. I'm an inner. They say it's just a crime. Others say it's just bad luck. Facts. But at night, when they don't stop breathing, you can feel like there's something more. There are people playing.

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A game called, Hide and Seek. Cinema intro. We've seen the same intro in the demo except it wasn't voice acted. I messed with that.

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But here, those who hide will never return.

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Yeah. Yo, great with the five. Thank you. Inspired by a mix of true events. Yes. Yes. yes yes day one beginning did that did it say day one beginning in the demo I don't think it did no oh okay another day again great with another TNW great thank you not fogging my tobacco I'm so tired of working man but I need to work so I can earn money and pay off my bills. Pick up the cooking pot from the kitchen. Okay, so that's the same.

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We go cook us some noodles. I'm not mad at having to do that again. Oh, there's like lights coming through the windows now. That looks better.

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Okay.

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I'm cutting every light in the house on again. Noodle time! Oh, put water in it, yep. We know what to do since we did the demo. There we go. Boom, boom, boom. Take a bath.

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Be prepared for the loudest noise of your life. Cover your ears, okay? Cover your life. Cover your ears, okay? Cover your ears. You're good. You're good. Changing the work clothes, noodle still bowling. This dresser looks different than it did in the demo, don't it? Am I tweaking? I might be tweaking.

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Prepare the noodles. Okay. There we go. Ooh, I know these things gonna look good again.

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Ooh, yeah.

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They even look different. They actually look different. That's a different still image of a bowl of noodles. I appreciate that. Yo, Karma with the five, thank you. It looks the same.

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No, this is a different image of the noodles. This is not the same. This is different. Trust me, I'm a noodle expert. This is a different image. You want me to prove it?

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Disagree? There is no disagreeing. It's a fact. Don't ever doubt me again. W memory, trust me. Trust me When it comes to noodles

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Trust me, okay Turn off the lights for leaving to work. Yeah, we know

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I'm not gonna lie. The whole game looks a way a whole lot better than it does in a demo It looks way better like everything the atmosphere everything better W devs you can tell they actually really improved it from the demo. Work time. The door did not open that way in the demo, it opened the opposite way.

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We actually gotta go to work? Mama Moe corrupt? I don't know who Mama Moe is but I guess she's corrupt. You hate to see that. Alright let's go to work where we work at. We going to work!

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30:20

Who's yard is this? Oh I kinda like this yard.

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Oh my goodness look at the color of this yard! I'm going to work! Who's yarn is this? I kinda like this yarn. Oh my goodness! Look at the kitty!

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Gummy! Good morning!

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Good morning!

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Aww! Look at him!

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You're so lucky. You're not working. You're just eating, sleeping, and sitting. And you're not bothering with the bills.

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Oh boy. Man, I remember I used to go to work, bro. Before I leave work, I'd look at ghosts and be like, bro, you so lucky. You ain't got to go nowhere. Bro just sitting there laying there sleeping. I'm like, bro, you don't know how good you got it. Bro sitting there asleep.

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It is what it is. It is what it is.

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It is what it is.

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Kitty? Nah, kitty? I only had kitty, I only got kitty like I think 6 months before I started streaming so, yeah.

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W-W-W-Gummy. Mameyan dalang mga Goomy?

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Anyway, see you later, oh it it's goo me goo me. Bye W cat man Go to work what's down here i'm going I shouldn't be but i'm going I feel bad for all they missing Oh, man, they missing I wonder what, okay. What's down here? Should I be, okay, I shouldn't be going down alleyways.

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I don't know where I'm at. Yo, Kamari with the five, thank you. Yo, I don't, I kinda like, this says peeing is not allowed here. I'm him. He says, Ping is not allowed here. I'm him.

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Okay, go to work.

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Later that night, GG Napaka traffic to like a Tito. He said the traffic is too much in case y'all can't understand but I know every language In no but the Honda long or a sparrow Macau. He said he said it took him about two hours to get home

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Kumbara, no

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Not ready. I mean, no to lang compared to when it took about 30 minutes to an hour before Or uh, this part was in a demo where you turn on the tv we go from work and we made that big old egg I wonder if that's gonna be the same There we go, y'all know I gotta turn them lights on y'all y'all know how it goes All right, turn that on yo All right, let's make let's make our thing again. Get a egg, cook the egg. Movie time! There we go.

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Got it. I can't move. Prepare the egg with fried rice. I wonder if this one's gonna be the same as the demo. This is different. They changed everything up.

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34:23

This look good.

34:23

Actually, no, it doesn't, cuz I what I cannot stand across the action on the egg I can't I can't I can't do the crusty. I can't do the crusty on the egg action. I can't do it Kamari with the TNW Kamari with the TN. Thank you My dad likes the crusty action on the egg. I can't I can't do it It makes me want to throw up. Like, if I make myself an egg sandwich,

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and when I take the eggs out of the skillet, if there's crusty on there, I cut all the crusty action off. I can't. I can't, man.

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She's a musician. And when she's in the house, she's the top of her class.

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Oh, that looks scary

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I can't chat Bro as a child, okay, you keep eating your crusty eggs, bud You keep doing it. I'm not We'll be watching switching channels

35:23

Hello, hello mga sis and welcome to Chica with Chrissy!

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Hey!

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Sometimes I have a secret, no filter, sometimes no brakes!

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Okay!

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I have a new chick because today we have Cyril Cruz on the show everybody! Hey! I don't know who that is! She is an influencer, model, daughter of Senator Roel Cruz the second.

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Okay.

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And also the granddaughter of late and great former president Roel Cruz senior.

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Okay.

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Welcome Cyril.

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How are you? Oh my God, Tito Chrissy. Thank you so much for having me. I am good.

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Yo, W voice acted game, not gonna lie.

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But before we start, I just wanted to iterate that it's 2025 now, guys. We're not our parents, right? We should really get rid of that stigma.

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36:22

Uh-huh, okay.

36:23

Period. So, how have you been?

36:27

I saw that last week you were in France.

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Bro, I don't, what are y'all talking, what does nepo mean? Nippo. What's up, Tama? The practice among those with power or influence favoring relatives, friends, or associates, especially by giving them jobs. I am still as equally as, I didn't know there was a term for that. I thought it was just like, oh, this guy's parents are in this position and they gave

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him a job. I didn't, there's a, There's a literal word for everything. I will forget this as soon as I read it, but thank you.

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Oh my God, yes. Paddy was so amazing. Joe had decided to take me there for a birthday surprise and he treated me was so sweet.

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I promise you we don't care.

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I promise.

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Yo, can you turn on some Spongebob?

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You know, we've been like super duper busy and we finally had time for ourselves and it was amazing. You really should go, Tita. Ooh, I've never been to France before. The only European country I've been to was Switzerland. So, probably next time, next time.

38:11

Is this just like a show that you're just sitting here talking?

38:15

So anyways, I heard through the grapevine that you just launched your new makeup line recently?

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Oh my god, yes, I recently just did. Don't you think what I have on my face is so cute.

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Can I turn this TV off?

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Yeah, I created this makeup line because you know, I just wanted to find something pretty for me and You know, it's like environmentally friendly or whatever

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Today somewhere in a factory making that makeup. Oh, you did was put a name on it. You didn't make no dadgum makeup They produce it at a factory somewhere. You talking about you created this makeup like you in the backyard with a dadgum pot brewing a potion. You didn't make nothing.

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You know what you is?

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You a nipple kid or whatever they said. Because you had money when you were born It's like you say, you know what? I want some more money forget all this other money. I got I'm going over here I'll maybe some makeup You didn't make nothing You know lost all my you created you created you create nothing

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39:43

They make it at the factory. She created, man!

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I know, it looks so pretty.

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That is so awesome.

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Is it though?

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Now, I hope you don't mind if we get a bit more personal. By any chance, do you know what happened to your dad, Rua Cruz II? I heard he was accused of stealing government funds.

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Wow, on live TV, huh? You just asked that on live TV.

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Oof.

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I heard about that rumor, but daddy's doing his best to fix this, and my brother, who's like a congressman, is like totally backing him up. But if I know my daddy, I know this will be okay soon.

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So he's guilty?

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I'm sure he will. But there's also a rumor that your godmother, Gloria Peralta, is also being accused of that.

40:46

Her whole family? Her whole fam- what? Everybody in her family!

40:53

Um, Ethan Gracie, I'm sorry, but what does that have to do with me? Do you mind if we talk about something else?

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I didn't get debriefed about this question before the show.

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Oh, that's messed up. She didn't give you the question. So she hit you with like an unscripted one. That's that's that's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie. I still don't like you or nothing.

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But that you know what? I don't like her either now.

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Oh, goodness. I'm sorry, but it seems that's all the time we have for today. Would you like to do a little shout out to your family, friends, and supporters out there watching?

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You ain't got no supporters.

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Yes, I would. Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy. no supporters yes i would hi mommy hi daddy hi kuya and to all of my wonderful friends and fans and of course hi joa i would like to promote my makeup line and special things you ain't promoting nothing on this stream all, thanks so much for coming to the show Cyril and that's it mga sis. Thanks for watching Chico with Chrissy.

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42:10

Tune in next time.

42:11

Bye. She thinks she's gonna promote something. She's gonna lose her mind.

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What are you watching? Buddy, what's on the TV? I hear footsteps.

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Oh, that's from the TV. We cutting that off. You got me messed up. Uh-uh. Brush them teeths. Turn off the lights and go to sleep. All right, let's do that.

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Night, night. Wait, is that bad dream from the demo gonna be in here? Oh no. No.

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The screen's tearing? Oh no, no. The screen's tearing, aw. Aw. Aw.

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Won't you sew it back together?

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What is this?

43:57

Because I don't think there is an option for Visa. There's not, it is what it is. It's just gonna be like that. What is this? where am I dreaming yes you were this was in the demo this is about to get real ugly for you hey how you doing I've seen you about 10 15 minutes ago from the demo hope you having a good night excuse me yo Patrick with the five

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thank you skew me I remember you as well What you doing? Yep, I'm sorry Tell me something. Okay, open the storage door. I Remember y'all from a minute ago, too. Yep, so do GG no, not again. I'm good now I'm used to it.

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Is that me?

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What you trying to show me?

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Remember what you've done? That was the end. Descent. Why is this named Descent? That was the end of the demo, right? Wasn't it?

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I think.

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I don't know.

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Doctor!

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Darn.

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Okay, I remember being late to work.

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Never mind. it was okay i'm not being late to work nevermind change clothes yo angelic with the five thank you yeah this is right where the demo ended yep he was like oh it must be the neighbors That's different too. I think maybe. This I think is where the demo ended.

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What is that? It's always like this everyday.

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Everyday is always the same.

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You wake up and get ready for work.

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You wake up and get ready for work.

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You wake up and get ready for work. Work.

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Work.

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Work. Then you get stuck in traffic and you start to ask yourself, will I still have a job tomorrow? You clock in at a job that barely keeps you alive. When the day ends, you come home exhausted. And then you do it all over again, the next day.

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Nothing changes.

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Nothing changes. This is the scariest three minutes of this chat's life.

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And sometimes, you'll wonder,

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where is my salary go? That's what half the chat's doing right now in the corner of their room, cowering in fear. After a rough morning. Oh, we actually at work too. Yo, that's that cactus that the LA Beast ate on his YouTube channel like 10 years ago Cup of God, I so tiring

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What copy of a pot?

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I'm gonna get some coffee Life had to grind for this view chat. I mean, look, you know, had to grind for this view right here. Show did get a coffee from the break room. Hey, who are you? Are you my cowork-worker? How you doing? What you watching?

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Hey

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What do you want? I'm busy.

49:52

What do you want? I'm busy Forget you then Just trying to make conversation. Just trying to just trying to make friendly conversation with my

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50:11

No way. No way. No way. Yo, that is cool.

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Travis Cole's desk. He's probably taking his break. I wish I had a KSO figurine. Oh my goodness, that is so cool, dude. W devs, man. Yo, shout out Travis Cole, too.

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He's obviously a W viewer. He got a KSO figurine, I don't know where you got that from though, you probably got scammed because I ain't sold none of those. That's hard! Chat, would you put a KSO figurine on your work desk? That's actually so cool, W devs, that is hilarious. I was not expecting to be in this game make one

51:06

buddy I got one what you mean you could have had gifts on your desk the whole time y'all act like this thing don't exist but it is saying bid for sale on the website for like a year you ain't never seen this?

51:29

I got one, chat, type one if you got one of these. This my gnome right here, that's my homie.

51:40

It's not the same? Bro, yeah it is, he's sitting there on my desk. Yo, that is great though, W- W Dales for real, that's awesome. Okay, hey how you doing?

51:55

Hey.

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Did you seriously just... Hey.

52:08

This is so annoying. What? What?

52:15

Our boss is overworking us too much. I feel that, not gonna lie. It's a shame that he's overworking us Bro, I'm gonna keep harassing y'all too I'm gonna keep annoying everybody in here hey how you doing hi David thank you so much it's so fun working here in the sea lane okay now I don't like you we're supposed to all complain we're supposed to all complain all the time you're not supposed to be happy I don't want to talk to you no more I've seen a lot of things that the government hides from everyone no

53:05

like the monster in Occidental Mindoro

53:07

I've seen things the government hides from everyone like that creature in Occidental Mindoro what's good nerd what's good

53:24

the commute going here in the office was crazy What's good, nerd? What's good?

53:27

The commute going here in the office was crazy.

53:30

Wait, hold on.

53:33

Wait, hold on.

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Hold on. Hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. What's he working on?

53:59

Have a good one. This must be my desk right here judging from all the water bottles. Currently on vacation leaving CR gal. Glad I took money from the Apollo to go to Boracay two weeks ago. I understood all that.

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54:18

Okay.

54:19

Hey, how you doing?

54:22

Hey David, Kamustakana.

54:24

Hey David, how you doing? Hey David, Kamustakana. Hey David, how are you?

54:26

You did such a great job on your report of CLM 158. I was wondering if you could help me finalize my report for CLM 289?

54:35

Dude, I can understand this for real this time. I just unlocked the ability to understand. Bro, I can understand it for real now. That was in English.

54:55

I just unlocked another language. After work today or maybe at lunch, would you want to go grab a coffee?

55:10

After work today or maybe at lunch, would you want to go grab a coffee? Bro, I can understand it! She didn't say nothing else.

55:23

Dude!

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I have had an awakening I have he hasn't been back since being heartbroken by Zaireal Cruz okay hey you ain't gonna look at me? I lost my ability. On everything I love, I could understand it a minute ago. Looks like I have to take a sick leave again. I wonder when- I wonder when will David pay his debt.

56:03

Wait, I'm David.

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How are you dude? Our salary just came in. You still don't have it? I didn't know I owed somebody money in here. you owe me money Have you finished the sea lane 57 anomaly report David the what Be sure to send to my email, thanks Bro, there's no way I captured another language and I lost it that fast is our reese here, bro You ain't doing no work. You have here playing Tetris. Why do you have a raw steak sitting on your desk

57:10

you suck by the way that straight up and down placement is absolutely horrible are you even trying to win this is awful

57:21

hi Shala

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don't tell the boss about this I'll give you anything you want Oh, shut up! Don't talk to me like that! I'll just give you all the bet you want. Oh, it's Solid PP David.

57:46

How are you, Tol?

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What's up?

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I really want to get this task done so I can take a break.

57:58

Boy, you're giving us a lot of work, boss. The pay is so low. You're an idiot.

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Boss is making us do so much work but to pay so little this is stupid that's that's yeah that's tough you know at least a quite a few of our co-workers are polite you know what I mean quite a few of them polite hey how you doing W's in the chat para kay David musta pare he said W's in the chat for David I I cannot I understand it again I

58:33

understand it again Wow Oh so what us

58:40

India my company wallah nailla Narauna love Alice na Acusa see? I can't believe that it's only been a few days and I'm already leaving Clang.

58:47

I can't believe I'm leaving Clang for good in a few days. Oh, he quit? Alright, well it was nice knowing you, buddy. Employee of the month? Oh really really that's what's up

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who is this

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yo what's up david i'm just here chilling. I'm friends with the CEO in C lane. Okay

59:26

Come a little closer. I'm gonna whips whisper something to you So you call on to Sabina there are my classified folder John's a copy room I've been on photo copy or thing on mo. See if it mo. I'm all ballast a oh

59:40

I'm only gonna say this to you, but there's a classified folder in the copy room Next to the photocopier. Take a look at it. I got you. I Don't think I should be snooping I'm not gonna lie. It's the dev. Oh, is it for real? Chat I don't think I should be I should be snooping around, huh? Hey, how you doing you okay, you don't think I should be snooping around, huh? Hey, how you doing? You okay? You don't look too good.

1:00:10

Okay.

1:00:11

Make me some coffee. Sit down and talk to Jacob. Oh, is this Jacob? Nevermind, he is happy! I thought he was sad! Yo man, good thing you got to work!

1:00:34

Yeah, bro. I woke up late and there's a lot of traffic.

1:00:39

W. Jacob

1:00:40

How are you?

1:00:41

Hey, W. Jacob. Yo, happy ninth birthday as it- Her name is Beta, pronounced like beta. Yo, happy ninth birthday, Beta. Chat, tell Beta happy ninth birthday. Happy ninth birthday, Beta. Thank you.

1:00:57

Yeah, man, I woke up late and the traffic was insane. Anyway, what's up with you?

1:01:06

I'm good. Remember Gloria Peralta from high school?

1:01:09

The one who's good at everything? The one who gets awards because the teachers pay her? The one who made me cry? Was it Gloria Peralta?

1:01:21

I will translate for y'all. Our classmate who excelled at everything? The same Gloria who always got awards because they paid the teachers? And who used to bully me? That Gloria?

1:01:32

Yes, that's her.

1:01:34

Yep, her.

1:01:35

Oh, what happened to her?

1:01:37

What about her? El Gloria, by the way. She wrong for that. She wrong for that.

1:01:43

Ah, I saw the news this morning. She's in a Senate hearing about the flood control project. She's defending her company against the loss of funds.

1:01:54

Dude, I can somewhat understand this, bro. I saw in the news this morning that Gloria was involved in a Senate hearing about the flood control project. Apparently, she was defending her company over missing funds.

1:02:08

No way.

1:02:10

Wait, really?

1:02:12

Yes. They say that some contractors were lost after the projects were delayed. Some say that there's something to do with Peralta. Maybe you know what really happened.

1:02:22

Current event in the Philippines? Wait, this is actually happening in the Philippines? Maybe he knows what really happened now that's like a real event happening are they gonna kill me should i be playing this i'm good She said she has a connection to the missing. Do you remember the missing people? The other people there are contractors, not just ordinary people.

1:03:23

I don't know if I'm funny or scary. They have so many projects. And they're so scary. You're so lucky, bro.

1:03:31

I don't know if I should be laughing or scared. They keep botching these projects. Then dare to steal from the people. It's too much, man.

1:03:40

So, there you go. Hey, can I go to your house this Friday? We haven't been here for a while, bro. So, what's up? Hey, can I come over this Friday? We haven't hung out in a while. Come on, let's have a drink, a chat, and a chat.

1:03:51

Anyway, can I drop by your place this Friday to hang out? It's been a while since we did anything.

1:03:56

Sure, why not? I don't have anything to do this Friday, so, gee. Oh, sure, I don't have anything to do this Friday, so... G!

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1:04:13

Alright, bro! See you later! Have a good one Jacob. W Jacob for real. At least we got a real friend in here. Wait, should I go snoop around in the photocopier machine room? They gonna fire me though. They gonna catch me snooping around. I'm gonna get fired.

1:04:44

Life. Like I said, had to grind for that view chat. They gonna fire me though. They gonna catch me snooping around. I'm gonna get fired life Like I said had to grind for that view chat That's so far. That's so far, bruh All right back to work

1:05:05

Work Yo, happy birthday Nick chat. Tell Yo happy birthday Nick! Chat tell Nick happy birthday! After a long day's work. Oh no. It's dark. Why's it gotta be dark?

1:05:29

Chad is dark! GG. Oh what's that sound? oh weird? I need to go home now.

1:06:34

Yo W-Game this actually, that was scary. No joke the little, the little psst. That was scary. Where the kitty at? Wonder what that says.

1:06:46

Oh that says don't throw trash here. Oh there's a translate at the bottom I just now seen that. Okay that said don't throw trash there though. No kitty! Finally! Finally!

1:07:20

He filled the trunk earlier. He was about to cover it. But who was following me earlier? I need to make sure that my door is locked

1:07:51

I don't have like eating right now. I'll just go straight to bed. What? I didn't agree to that. Straight to bed? Don't feel like eating right now? Who was that?

1:08:17

Who was that? Oh no! Oh No, who was that? Oh No

1:09:06

Oh, oh no. Chad come on bro. House haunted? As if this situation couldn't get any worse? Turn off all the lights and go to sleep. I don't know if I can comfortably do that now. Chat, would you be able to go to sleep after seeing something like that? There's no way. Holy.

1:09:51

Who's in here?

1:10:07

You better quit playing. Night night time. GG. No! No, not one of these! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Okay, move. What's going on? Chat, the sleep paralysis part of games is really scary. I need to find a way to get out of here. I'm not going to play this game.

1:10:46

I'm not going to play this game. I'm not going to play this game.

1:10:51

I'm not going to escape from here.

1:11:07

Chat, the sleep paralysis part of games always is just bro, man.

1:11:16

Look around. I'm scared. What is that? There's somebody in here. Quit playing. Quit playing! I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Quit playing!

1:11:47

Oh good, nobody's there at least.

1:11:56

Hello? I can't do this. It's in the middle of the gun. Lord.

1:12:23

What did you just say? When the ad started, I was in the 8th grade. I'm 29 now. Yeah, you're banned Yo, I just saw a shooting star out my window bro on everything I love I did is that supposed to be happening right now?

1:12:51

On my mama, I just seen a shooting star out my window that scared me

1:12:59

Yo hitch with the five gifted. That's my homie right there. Yo w hitch with the five gifted That's the goat right there. W hits for real. I appreciate that bro. Thank you W hit Chad, that's the goat right there. Appreciate for real I appreciate that bro thank you W hits chat that's the goat right there appreciate that hits thank you that's the goat W hits man I appreciate the five bro for real no on everything I love I see the dadgum shooting star out the window anyway back to being scared. I'm begging you. Let me go.

1:13:28

Please, I'm begging. Let me go. Yo Gunny with the 5W, Gunny, thank you. Please don't walk towards me. I'm begging you. Let me go, Bea. Please. Wake up. Please stop. For real, stop! Wake up, dude!

1:13:53

Turn that light back on. I need help.

1:14:00

AHH! Oh my God!

1:14:05

Oh my god! Hey! Stop!

1:14:14

Oh yeah!

1:14:29

Yo, hit him with the five 5 thank you! I'm gonna need help. Please let this part in chat. Every time it's a sleep paralysis action I can't dude.

1:14:42

For real bro.

1:14:49

Y'all always just watch and never do.

1:15:12

I put an Aida. oh myself i'm letting it crust they got me that got me bad i'm not gonna lie that got me bad. I got PJS for real. No I got I got I have full force PJs right now. Oh

1:15:48

My goodness, dude Bro What's that post jump scare syndrome I Got like a bad case of it right now for real Wow, I'm hurting 12 out with the five. Thank you I'm hurting for real. I'm hurting

1:16:31

I've never jumped so bad from your stream. My chest hurts, bro. It blew me backwards like 10 feet in my chair My heart just skipped three beats in a row. I'm on death's door.

1:17:10

I'm within an inch of my life. I think I'm in a dream. That hurt me bad. That's one of the worst ones ever

1:17:34

That that's actually the worst ones ever oh my goodness that hurt me bad. Oh my god, bro

1:17:40

Y'all always just watch you never do dog dog that that you know what you know what i think that's a top 10 all time

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1:18:07

that might be a top 10 all time. That might be a top 10 all time. That might actually be. Y'all always just watch and never do that. I think that's a top 10. Dude, my jump scare reaction form has not changed in the past three years. Oh my goodness, hold up! Hold up Okay, I heard

1:19:07

Classic dude. Look at the form of this jump. This video was from two years ago. In case y'all didn't know for the longest time this was the worst jump scare in history until a minty came along and a minty dethroned it for the worst jump scare ever This is the second worst jump scare Ever look at the form of this jump scare some things never change look Hold up.

1:19:48

I can't play this. I can't play this.

1:19:50

I can't play this.

1:19:51

Whoa, what? Turn. GG.

1:19:54

If you ever hear me say that, you know the most horrific thing in the world's about to happen turn the lights my god dude this jump scare blew the headphones off my body bro it blew the Oh, hey, God. And the reason I pulled this video up is because I wanna point something out here.

1:20:58

This is evolution.

1:21:05

Watch what happens after the headset flies off my head. Turn the lights off. You see how my hands come up like this? Because I'm ready to catch the headset because I'm. I can't breathe. Okay, but look, hold on. Turn the lights off. My hands come up like this because I know there is a chance my headset just flew off my body.

1:22:14

Now at this time I was using Astro A40s. RIP to this headset I broke it playing Family Feud one day. Do y'all remember that? One day I was playing Family Feud I got so so mad, I hit the table, and when I came back up to hit it again, the Astros fell off, and when I came back down, I split them in half with a hammer fist.

1:22:35

This pair of Astro A40s was the best headset, literally, of all time. I have not had a headset fly off your head jump scare in a minute because astro a 50s are more snug than These a 40s was but back to my original point last one right here Okay, there is a primal instinct that's happened like look at what happens here This is evolution I evolved to every time I get jump-scared I am still ready for a headset to fly off moment watch this ever do I Was ready an

1:23:21

instinctual twitch reaction ready for the headset to fly off of my head again because it's happened a few times in the past. Instinct, this isn't like a thinking about thing this is just a my hands immediately went there. So that's it that is the evolution of jump scares right there it happened and now every time it happens the hands are instinctually come up ready to catch the headset if it flies off.

1:24:00

That was a bad one I think that was a top 10 Nah, no joke this might actually reclaim reclaim the throne of number one right here Hold on I've never done I know we're in the middle of a game right now But hold on why we're on the topic. Give me a second We're in the middle of a game but while we're the topic, we've never done a side-by-side comparison. Hold on a second.

1:24:29

Okay, so look here.

1:24:34

You find yourself between the grownups.

1:24:36

In the middle of my colonoscopy.

1:24:38

Y'all think I'm empty steel, got it?

1:24:39

Listen to Uncle Bob's intestinal tales or shop deals on toys.

1:24:43

Tier list. Oh my goodness. If somebody ever put in the work to go through all of my videos and get like top 30 jump scares and make them a tear list and have like the clips attached, oh I'd do that. That would be goaded. Somebody would have to have nothing to do though

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1:25:08

Hold on

1:25:10

We have never done a side-by-side

1:25:18

We're about to find out which one's actually worse

1:25:29

Okay, who remembers who remembers a minty chat y'all remember a minty if you ain't seen it you need to go watch that

1:25:36

Cuz this game you already know the most replayed is gonna be the jump scare. Yep. I can guarantee you. This is it

1:26:09

Yep, I can tell by the hallway. Oh my goodness. It happens on this left side hallway. I walked down to the end of the hall and come back out and it happened.

1:26:13

Y'all remember?

1:26:14

Hey, is that somebody sitting there? GG. Is anybody sitting there? GG GG

1:26:36

Craziest part is this has nothing to do with the with the jump scare We bout to really find out which one's worse. Rest in peace. Is that the queen? You're about to witness a near death experience on live stream.

1:27:01

Is that?

1:27:02

Chad, that's the queen.

1:27:03

Okay, you have a good night.

1:27:04

I'm sorry. on far back I go that was on half volume by the way okay you have a good night I'm sorry Okay. Turn the lights off.

1:27:48

Ow!

1:27:49

Dude, I don't know, it's close! This one was so long ago, I don't remember the feeling. Because there is so much stuff that has happened since I've been streaming I completely forgot it happened. Like I opened up TikTok yesterday to check my stuff and as soon as I opened up TikTok there was a clip of me like singing saying my throat hurts, somebody fart on me and then I got jump scared and the clip ended

1:28:29

and I never recall that ever happening in my life. Like I saw a clip of myself on TikTok. I do not, it's like I was watching a stranger. I have never seen it in my life. Can one of my mods pin that if you can find it on TikTok? It's me wearing that gray hoodie and I'm singing and it's from like two days ago.

1:28:55

Poll it. Ah. I'm gonna play them while y'all are voting. So this one's September 7th. This is September 7th. This is September 7th. Turn the lights off.

1:29:30

Okay.

1:29:31

Here's a minty.

1:29:32

Okay, you have a good night.

1:29:33

I'm sorry. Oh no, Kaa.

1:29:35

Dude, they both bad.

1:29:36

They both bad.

1:29:37

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:29:44

I'm sorry. Oh no, Kha. Dude, they both bad. They both bad. Oh my goodness, there is no way. Really? No way it is that much of a difference. The thing on Amenti is, that Amenti jump scare was one of those situations to where you kind

1:30:23

of had to be there for the whole game leading up to that because that entire game was spent in such suspense that it made it way worse. Out of context, jump scare clip, yeah, it looks like the September one's worse, but if you watch the whole Lamenti game up until the jump scare, that's what made it worse. But September 7th is hard to beat because it literally blew the headphones off my body like it did. The silent steel one. The silent steel one was crazy too.

1:31:07

It wasn't as bad as those two, but it was a good one too, no joke. Yeah. It was a bad one too. Show that one. All right, last one and we gotta get back to our game.

1:31:27

Hold on. It was the first silent steal, right chat? It was the first one that it happened in? Yeah, right here. Let's use creative.

1:32:05

Yeah, right here. Let's use But it won't let you put it in there. Hold on. Hold on.

1:32:09

Yeah, whisper Robby, say whisper him. Scooter.

1:32:11

Hold on.

1:32:13

Okay. Chat, y'all need to be silent still. Bro, silent still, dude. Where was it? Gotta be this. Judging from that form with the hand up ready to catch the headset again. That's probably it.

1:32:38

Wait, no, this is another bad one. No, I can't. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't look. I can't I can't look I can't look I can't look I can't look I can't look You know what's crazy that's not even the worst that's wait Oh

1:33:34

Wait not a saying it Where is it zebra with the five? Thank you

1:33:47

Same thing applies, it's bad. We can say that September 7th, a Minty and the Silent Steel jump scares are all top three, yeah? 100% we can. Penn, is this the clip I was talking about? Oh my goodness, it is.

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1:34:03

Bro, this is the clip I was talking, when I said I don't remember how I felt in that jump scare, this is the clip I was talking about? Oh my goodness it is. Bro this is the clip I was talking about when I said I don't remember how I felt in that jump scare. This is the clip I was talking about when I legitimately, like I don't know if I have amnesia or something, I legitimately, dude I felt like I was watching a stranger when I saw this.

1:34:23

My toe hurt. Somebody fart on me. Bro, I have no idea when that happened. Expand. Bro, what? expand this is the dumbest video I've ever seen Somebody fart on me.

1:35:33

Yo!

1:35:35

Yo! That is actually the dumbest piece of media in history. Dude, I swear, bro, if aliens ever come to Earth, this is what needs to, this is the dumbest thing ever.

1:35:50

Dude.

1:35:50

Dude, what, where was this at? What was this from? I own a dude chat. I've seen this like two days ago and it had like 40k likes. I'm like bro. What is I have no memory My toe hurt somebody fart on me Dude Dude! Dude! Chad I can't bro that is so stupid! Bro! That is so stupid.

1:37:11

Oh man, my chest hurting.

1:37:15

Chat, my chest hurting, bro.

1:37:20

I don't, it was a TikTok live. Yeah, but I was on, I had to be on Twitch too. Cause I was always on Twitch and TikTok. I have no memory of What that's from Yo clapping with the five, thank you That that was that that that was funny though. I was sitting there laughing like that was a complete stranger. I was watching

1:37:42

I don't have memory of that at all. Man, my chest hurt. Hold on. Lock back in. Spooky time. Had a little side quest right there. We back. Yeah, be back. Yeah, we're back. We're back. So, you broke your headphones. I'll never be able to find that. I played family

1:38:18

for you so many times. What was that? This was after that jump

1:38:23

scare that we went on a side quest for. Yup. Sobrang sama naman ang bangungut ko.

1:38:28

Yo, 10,000 bits from Miyuchi. W Miyuchi with the 10,000 bits, bruh. Hey, K. It's my best friend, Simi's birthday is coming up. I wanna wish her happy birthday. Yo, happy birthday, Simi.

1:38:40

Chat, yo, Simi, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Simi. Thank you. Simmy, chat tell Simmy happy birthday happy birthday Simmy thank you oh you have to look that one up too Gunny thank you Gunny I have not yet dark appreciate that dark as well that's crazy haunted appreciate that that was a terrible nightmare

1:38:58

Why do I have dirt on me? How did the house get messy? I need to clean this up before I go to clean this before I go in talking about dirt I fear that's not dirt oh my goodness the whole house is a wreck what was that there before I don't know okay get the broom from the storage room yeah let's go let's clean everything up Get everything clean There we go. No, don't I don't lock yourself in here Clean up the dirt follow the markers for each spot W depth. We're putting markers on it

1:39:58

Okay, there we go, this is the best broom ever are you kidding me Look how quick it's cleaning all this up. Okay, there we go. There's one right here. That looks like some leaves or something, I don't know. There we go. There we go, put back the broom, will do. All right, take a bath.

1:40:23

Chat, look away, I know y'all don't like baths and stuff and showers I know it's gonna hurt some of y'all but it's bath time. Also, this is very loud prepare yourself Change into work clothes I'm gonna go and pre turn this light off because I know we're gonna turn all the lights off when we go to work anyway there we go got our clothes on somebody just said two showers till Christmas

1:40:59

It's hard to live here in the Philippines. It's always raining raining I hope it doesn't rain

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1:41:07

reset

1:41:08

it's good that the students have suspended classes I should just go back to high school

1:41:18

what about us workers?

1:41:19

immortal?

1:41:22

we have to cross the flood just to get a job?

1:41:25

That's a recent thing. likely you gotta go in. GG. Time to go to work. Oh, we got an umbrella! Wait, where's the kitty at? Oh my goodness, it's actually flooding.

1:42:00

What?

1:42:01

Was that van there before?

1:42:04

I don't think it was. Okay, let's get to work. Yo, it's actually.

1:42:11

What is that noise?

1:42:12

Was that the cat? Okay, I don't know what's going on, but...

1:42:16

Oh, that was a rat, my bad. Let's get to work. You know what? This is actually a pleasant walk to work. Never mind.

1:42:47

No.

1:42:49

No. Ma'am, are you okay?

1:42:54

Why are you running?

1:42:56

What?

1:42:57

Hiding from what?

1:43:04

I did nothing I DID NOTHING!

1:43:06

Oh... Ha? Are you still laughing?

1:43:10

What?

1:43:12

No shame? What did we do? Did our character do something bad that we don't know about?

1:43:22

Ma'am? Oh

1:43:43

That was scary, but I prepared. I was prepared. Okay. What did I do? Why is this keep happening to me? Cuz you did something, David. You must have done something in your past that we don't know about cuz why else would

1:44:00

you be haunted? Wow, the hitbox on this is insane. There we go, got it. Wonder what David did, chat. This game probably gonna have a plot twist, huh? Later that night.

1:44:19

Ooh, he didn't have to go to work. Grab some dinner. Don't mind if I do. What you talking about?

1:44:30

Don't mind if I do.

1:44:31

What we gonna make? Can I get some more noodles? I want some more noodles, man. What we making? What we get?

1:44:36

I'm gonna get some more noodles.

1:44:37

I'm gonna get some more noodles.

1:44:38

I'm gonna get some more noodles.

1:44:40

I'm gonna get some more noodles, man.

1:44:48

What we making? What we get?

1:44:50

Ooh, tuna, mm. Not real big on tuna, but it's all right. I feel like tuna's one of those things you eat just because it's healthy because it sure don't taste good, bro. Turn on the TV and watch the news.

1:45:13

Good evening, Philippines.

1:45:19

I'm Lalion Polon and you're watching The Voice of Truth. Tuna's healthy? Uh, yeah. The protein to calorie ratio on tuna is actually insane. Another mysterious disappearance has been reported. The latest victim has been identified as Gloria Peralta. Wait a minute. That's the dude hearing regarding the flood control project.

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It is now believed that there is a person behind the abductions. A person the public has dubbed the Phantom. See I don't know why they always give these murderers the coolest names ever bro. The Phantom? Won't you name him

1:46:32

the Goober? If you are informed or alerted, report immediately to the nearest precinct.

1:46:57

Again, I am Lallien Polonon reporting for The Voice of Truth Even back in high school, she was always the center of attention She had money, connections, and influence Now, look at her, she's still the same, Karma

1:47:16

Even back in high school, she had everything Money, power, attention, and now look at her Finally getting what she deserves, wow

1:47:23

She didn't care about what others thought She was looking for corruption finally getting what she deserves Wow She's not different from the rest She's looking for corruption It's like a disease that can't be cured

1:47:31

She's no different from the rest Corruption's everywhere It's like a disease that can't be cured

1:47:36

It's all about projects

1:47:37

All about promises here and there And they keep on getting more And on TV For example, Bayani Maybe now, someone is also working hard To make them all pay and they get more and more and then on TV, what if that happens? Maybe now, someone is spending money to pay them all

1:48:05

Oh my! TV maybe it's time someone finally made them pay what you talking about David I saw a hero moment in Philippine ah man David stressed clean up okay that's a easy clean up the plate already clean. Brush your teeth. Look away, Chad.

1:48:30

I know this hurts y'all.

1:48:31

Y'all think I knew that, man?

1:48:39

Thank you.

1:48:41

Turn off all the lights and go to sleep. I am begging you, please do not hit me with another sleep paralysis segment. I am begging you, please don't. I cannot handle that again. I really can't. Just let me sleep through the night, please.

1:49:03

Please, please.

1:49:07

No.

1:49:10

No. What's happening? That's a demon in our house! That's a demon!

1:49:42

What? Disappearances continue.

1:49:49

You wish you were one of the victims.

1:49:53

You wish you were one of the victims, what?

1:49:56

But you're also afraid.

1:49:59

But you're also afraid of it.

1:50:01

Just like the people you've taken in by the car. Just like the people who are corrupted by greed.

1:50:14

Afraid to admit their wrongdoings.

1:50:21

While you and your family suffer. They rejoice and play with their money.

1:50:45

You missed it? Well I didn't miss nothing? kahit konti lang? tell me the truth don't you wanna hurt them just a little bit?

1:50:51

nais mo silang mamatay?

1:50:54

wishing they was dead?

1:51:01

stench! I'm late for bed

1:51:10

I'm super late Bro David keep being late to work everyday bro gonna get fired

1:51:16

Whatever, I'm also late I'm not going to work today

1:51:20

Whatever I'm not going to work today You know you gotta do what you gotta do

1:51:24

I'll text Jacob first So he'll know that I'm not going to work today. Hey, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do Hey, thanks. Come on. I see Jacob. What I'm a man. Yeah, I'm a indeed. Muna. I'm a boss. Oh my god

1:51:28

I'll just text Jacob so he knows I'm skipping work. So what do y'all think David has done y'all think David did something bad? Sit down at the dining chair Y'all never been late for work before chat and just straight up call off instead of bothering going in late? There's like if you wake up like an hour like after you're supposed to be at work at that point you might as well just go ahead call off not gonna lie like you might as well.

1:52:02

Like you might as well.

1:52:03

I'd be looking for any excuse to call off. Like you might as well. I'd be looking for any excuse to call off.

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I have a bad dream. I'm calling all. Message Jacob. Can I type something? That PFP is crazy. Bro you're not coming in today are you? The boss told me to ask.

1:52:35

I'll tell him you're not feeling well. W Jacob man! Oh my goodness!

1:52:41

Wow! I woke up late again, double frowny face.

1:52:52

I'll make it up next week, promise. Why are we promising this to Jacob? Jacob ain't the boss. Alright, you owe me one. I'll see you later, alright? Yep, see ya man. I'll order some sizzling aight? Yep, see ya man. I'll order some Sizzling King. What you want? Sizzling King?

1:53:13

Pork, Sesage, and maybe some Java Chip Frappe. Got it, I'll grab some around 7pm after work. End of conversation. Y'all act like I know how to pronounce everything, Chad. Chad, y'all literally act like I know how to pronounce everything, chat. Chat y'all literally act like I know how to pronounce everything. Like, come on, man.

1:53:52

Good thing.

1:53:52

I'm friends with my boss's assistant. So Jacob is the boss's assistant. Skip through today. In a education, big dog. I'm from Arkansas. I don't know how to pronounce C S I G E. Is am I saying it right? C S I G E? Oh, it's pork. So it's sausage. S S I G E. It's Sassige.

1:54:34

Sassige with a hard F. What? It's sausage! Hey, why haven't we got all the lights on? Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, this looks like a good night to me! So, yeah man, I really want to court her buddy what year is it court

1:55:09

you're so grumpy it's like when you were with Erthea and you got hurt you didn't stop talking about her you're not like that bro don't be so grumpy

1:55:24

I'm translating for y'all here you go again you're not like that. Don't be blind.

1:55:39

I know that, bro. Oh, whatever. Oh, right. You said you wanted to talk about something.

1:55:50

Oh yeah, earlier you said you wanted to talk about something?

1:55:52

Yeah, bro. Boss always looks down on me. Oh yeah, man. He's really annoying. Next time, I'll report him to HR.

1:56:02

Our boss is always bullying me. It's getting too much. I'll have to report him to HR

1:56:09

Are you sure? Aren't you afraid? If you report the boss, you'll be in trouble It's hard for me to find a job now

1:56:20

You have a point But I'm okay I can still play Team Peh. Who knows, he might change it to something better and not treat me like a kid. Stop!

1:56:54

You've got a point but I'm okay. I can handle it and who knows maybe they'll replace him with someone better. Bro, good luck to you.

1:57:05

Bro, good luck to you. Why are we hanging out late on a Friday night talking about our jobs? Still, let's talk about something else. Also, someone was following me last night. I don't know who it was. Yo, Tokyo with the 10, thank you did you know that you're not a hero? HAHAHAHA I don't know but bro maybe you're next to disappear

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1:57:30

did you do anything you're not telling me? yeah that's what I'm trying to find out David must have did something

1:57:36

I'm a contractor? no, I'm just a regular worker who eats on minimum wage

1:57:44

and commute like everyone else.

1:57:55

Sorry, I spilled it. I'll clean it up.

1:57:59

Where did you leave? Oh yeah, it's just there

1:58:23

Damn, my nose hurts! It's like there's a dead rat here.

1:58:25

Wait, what?

1:58:27

Smells like a dead rat in here.

1:58:32

Maybe someone broke in again. I'll just look for it tomorrow.

1:58:36

Probably a rat got in again. I'll check tomorrow.

1:58:44

What? You still don't remember? You keep blaming them.

1:58:47

You keep blaming them. You look in the mirror but you don't see yourself.

1:58:51

You look in the mirror but you don't see yourself. What? Tokyo with another 20. Give me some W's for Tokyo again with another 20.

1:58:59

Tokyo with another 20. Give me some yourself. What? Tokyo with another 20. Give me some W's for Tokyo again with another 20. Appreciate that Tokyo. W Tokyo for real. Thank you.

1:59:15

You're not different from them. You're a sloth in society.

1:59:21

You're no different from them. A plague on our society.

1:59:24

Hey!

1:59:26

You speak of justice and equality, but you don't change a thing. You still can't remember, David? You still can't remember, David? What do you mean? What did I do? You still don't remember why those people haunt your dreams? No? You will soon know everything. We will see each other again, David.

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1:59:50

Everything will be revealed. See you soon, David. This ain't good. David, what are you doing? I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything.

1:59:56

I'm not doing anything.

1:59:58

I'm not doing anything. We'll meet again, David. something bad dude I'm telling you bad good morning all right my head hurts so bad why did I drink on a workday? wait you working on Saturday too?

2:00:37

why did I agree to my boss's offer to work on my rest day?

2:00:41

and why did I even agree to my boss's offer to work on my rest day? this dude called in to work on a Friday and then agreed to work on Saturday rest day. David has killed someone wow there is a mess in here GG okay pick up the trash from the dining table okay let's do that Wow that was quick. Take a bath. Chat shield your eyes I know you hate this. Shield your eyes.

2:01:38

This is about to be bad for y'all. Change into work clothes double bad May you know this game is really y'all's worst nightmare hygiene work repeat Repeat Yo, Tokyo would another 20 gifted again, give me some W's for Tokyo with another 20 again I appreciate that Tokyo seriously. Thank you Tokyo and whiskey with the five as well. Thank you Turn off the lights before leaving to work y'all know to drill let's go back to work again later that night GG finally it's Saturday I can finally relax It's weird, Jacob didn't answer my calls

2:03:45

I think he drank too much yesterday Jacob chat say it ain't so a rice porridge that is rice porridge good Who's there? What's going on? What's happening? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What's happening?

2:04:07

After weeks I finally caught you. Wait this doodad was following us!

2:04:21

Who are you?

2:04:22

What do you want from me?

2:04:24

Who are you? What do you want from me? Who are you? What do you want?

2:04:26

Don't play dumb!

2:04:28

Don't play dumb!

2:04:30

You know what you did? I really don't know what we did. I really don't know what we did, for real.

2:04:36

What did I do? What did I do?

2:04:40

You're the one who's behind all of this! You were seen at Pirata's house

2:04:44

the night she vanished. Caught on camera, right?

2:05:02

What? I don't have anything to do with that. How could I possibly do that?

2:05:07

How can you hurt me if I don't know what you're talking about?

2:05:11

I haven't talked to Peralta in a long time. I only saw her on TV.

2:05:18

How can you hurt me if I don't even know who you talk, what you talk about? I haven't talked to Peralta in so long. Only saw her on TV.

2:05:26

I would've killed you earlier. But I still want to hurt you.

2:05:32

I would've killed- Bro, that knife is not sharp. What you gonna do with that? Man, that's one of those Halloween knives that push in when you stab somebody with it. You ain't gonna do nothing.

2:05:43

What? Why? What? What?

2:05:45

Oh my God.

2:05:46

That was self defense, like actually. Open the basement door.

2:06:12

We have a basement? Oh my goodness dude what

2:07:01

check Jacob's body. We killed Jacob too! Jacob?

2:07:10

Talk to Gloria. She's down here.

2:07:14

The whole time.

2:07:20

Lay on more, more.

2:07:22

Stay away from me.

2:07:24

Just let me go. I miss my family. I miss my family. I miss my family. I miss my family. I miss my family.

2:07:30

I miss my family.

2:07:44

I miss my family. I miss my family. Help me. Help me. What is this? Why is there a basement here?

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2:08:01

Who are you?

2:08:06

I am Blake, a personality of yours. I'm Blake, a different personality of yours. I've been with you for two years.

2:08:10

What?

2:08:14

No!

2:08:18

All of this, I did it. I've been planning this for a long time.

2:08:32

Why did you do this?

2:08:39

I need to know what's in your mind deepest thoughts you wanted this The rage the injustice people like them don't deserve to leave You don't remember anything because I only show up once you're asleep. That's why he don't remember nothing. We're the reason they beg for mercy, David. This is not how you fight injustice, not by kidnapping and killing these people.

2:09:21

Sure, they did horrible things, but this isn't right. I don't want to get arrested. Just accept it, David. Everything will be fine.

2:09:30

No! It's over. It's all over. I don't want to live.

2:09:36

No, it's too late for that. I don't want to live knowing that because of me. Because of what we did, everything's supposed to be fine. No. It won't help anyone, it'll only make it worse. I just want peace.

2:09:52

I'm gonna end all of this. Shoot him, David, shoot him! No, David, shoot him! No, David. Shoot him. Following a report of a gunshot in Beringue redacted authorities entered the residence of David Lagani.

2:10:27

Inside, officers discovered a concealed basement. The air was thick with blood and rot. Artifacts resembling rituals were discovered. Experts believe these were used to manipulate or lure victims. A missing contractor, Gloria, was found alive but unresponsive. She died hours later. The body of David Lugani was found nearby. Self-inflicted gunshot wounds. Wound. A total of 50 victims were identified. Among the victims were David's relatives, friends, neighbors, and even local officials.

2:11:15

Oh my goodness. Investigators believe that the victims were mind controlled, forced to help construct the basement themselves. Ligani was also confirmed to be the perpetrator of the Chop Chop murder case. He must have done it fast. Get it, Chop Chop? I'm gonna go with the chop chop.

2:11:55

Cuz like a chop chop fast. That was a good one, huh?

2:12:07

Not the time. Buddy, it's a game, bro. What you talking about? You think these people, you think these people right here, Chad, that's a game, bro. The Chop Chop Murder case ain't real, is it? Okay. It's not real. Loosely based on one maybe but no he didn't mind control people to build a basement. I just thought they named it that in the game chat!

2:13:14

You can't cancel me for that! The phantom is dead. Some called him a hero.

2:13:24

Others called him a monster. But what do you think? What do y'all think chat? Was David a hero or a monster? That, that was actually cinema, I'm not gonna lie. That was actually really good. That was actually, that was actually really good right there, I'm not gonna lie. Dare I say game of the year?

2:14:16

The voice acting was mid? No it wasn't!

2:14:18

You dumb! No joke, that was really good.

2:14:29

Chat, rate that on a scale of 1 to 10. What are we thinking?

2:14:33

That was really good. I better see straight

2:15:02

That was really good

2:15:17

And they had it full voice acted to golden egg y'all been talking about egg all day so y'all been talking about the egg game all day And they had it full voice acted to golden egg y'all been talking about egg all day so y'all been talking about the egg game all day

2:15:23

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