Texas redistricting BLOCKED

Mr. President. Yes, I do think that we should add more gold to the White House. No, it's not that. It's the redistricting in Texas. Right, which will allow for more Republicans to be voted into the House of Representatives through gerrymandering. Yes. So we don't lose the House in 2026.

Right.

Which I have asked other red states to do as well. Are we saying the plan out loud now? Oh yeah, I've been tweeting it all over True Social. Cool! So here's the bad news. A federal court struck it down. Texas can't redistrict after all. Okay, so the good news is that California can't redistrict because their redistricting was only triggered if Texas redistricted.

Not exactly. California's redistricting is permanent. So you're saying that now Texas could lose seats, but California could gain even more Democrats in the House? Now you've got it. There you go! Then what's the good news? Well, all the other Republican states are still trying to redistrict. Oh, good. Except Indiana. Republicans there are refusing to do it.

Gah!

But hey, the Saudi Crown Prince really seemed to like you yesterday. I do love to be liked. Are we worried at all about how the CIA determined that he murdered and dismembered a Washington Post journalist back in 2018? Quiet, quiet piggy. No, we are not worried. And are we worried that the Epstein files are being released after all? My friend Pam Bondi at the Justice Department can decide which of those documents can be classified or even redacted.

classified or even redacted. Oh, you mean that she could've