The Best 1 Week RTG Team You've EVER Seen...

Previously on the Pigeon to Glory.It was a monumentous effort to be fair.I can't believe I've just gone 14 -1.

Do it!Do it!

He's done it!He's done it!Just give him the point.

A wise man once said, left, right, good night.Please discard your right back.Oh, yeah.Thank you, mate.Thank you.You got easy.

No, if I hit...Oh, I swing and a miss.You got easy.Oh no, boys!

What the flipping hell is going on here then?Shuri has decimated my team.El Karuni, who we worked so hard for, has now left the club.See you later.These people are still out of position because last time we were on here, Shuri was choosing who to quick sell.So if we put these back in and actually start with a little team build, I reckon we've got some very decent players to go here.

We're back for another week of the Pigeon to Glory, boys, but we've got some huge team upgrades and a lot We can't allow that to happen again.And for that reason, I'm going to upgrade this team right now before I even start.So do I have a left back?Can anyone play left back?He can play left mid, but not left back.That's stupid.

He can only play center back and he can only play center back.And Jacobo could only play centre -back.That is really, really stupid.But we don't have a left -back, lads.We've got Bowen on one chem, absolutely struggling.We've got Edison.

So we're gonna need to make some huge team upgrades.We've got 484k.And if I go on to here, we are starting a brand new season.Now, I did want to buy it for 500k, but we don't have the coins yet.So, is it worth it?What was his name then?

Sithole.Funny way to describe Birmingham, am I right, lads?

You're so funny.

But with 500k, we don't have enough for the season pass yet, so I'm just going to have to be creative here.I'm going to have to work out a few things.I think the first thing we're going to do is a week two team of the season upgrade.I'm thinking Premier League and Syria to talk so far.Can we make a hybrid?We've got Bowen.

We've got more and we need some Premier League players.So 86 rated squad is happening.I know the accounts had an upgrade because we're at the stage where I'm already getting rid of Tots players for the SBCs.Usually I have to hold on to every single one of them, but I'm going to get rid of Lopez here, reduce the rating of this team, and then get ready for a Week 2 Tots upgrade.Week 2 Tots upgrade.We're desperate for a left back.

I'm sure there's that reach to place for Lincoln.I think there's... that.It's Lewis Hall got one as well.Potentially, there's a few in there.If I remember correctly, almost a moment.If it's Lewis Hall, I'll forgive you left wing.

That is absolutely appalling.That is going to be always elite AFL player plays for Barnes.I don't even know how Barnes you got on this season.I haven't heard much about Barnsley.Oh, Cleary.It's got finesse.

Game Changer and Quick -Step.And to me, doesn't actually look that bad.From PlayStyle Pluses.Now, the PlayStyle Silvers are where you earn your bacon.Tiki Taka, Quick -Step Rapid Technical.I mean, the shooting ones are a little bit pointless.

I mean, a bit of a predicament with this team.I need to get an Evo.I need to get some more players that probably link this.It means getting rid of Alma on as well.And we need a Serie A Premier League hybrid.That is the aim of the game here.

I'm pretty sure brand new release is Jack Clark.It's Sunday, six o 'clock.There's a Jack Clark and Shay Charles for the Ipswich Southampton game, which is absolutely massive, by the way, in context of the championship.Is this Clark pretty cheap?I don't think it's going to cost much.87 rated.

He's already 90 rated with technical and rapid.He's got finesse.He's got game changer.Tiki pinged.You know what?We could play him left mid and have our new Barnsley winger and actually play him up front.

That could be an option here.We decided to back Ipswich and complete the Jack Clark SBC former Spurs team.it's a must do.And then we decided to look at the Evos to see what we could cook up this week.The king of hybrid.Oh, they're just so cringe, like everything about them.

Although Omri did terrorise me as a bubba.As a baby boy.And after doing some meticulous scouting to find a striker to Evo, we ended up finding one in the objectives.Oh, here we go.Silver Tots Honourable Mentions Kroopy, play two matches in any game mode whilst having a player from France, score at least one using a player from the Prem, and then win two matches whilst having a French player and you're starting 11.So that counts in live events.

Now, the next live event I want to do is, of course, The Premier League Tots exhibition.This gets me Aziz as well if I score 10 using a player from England.It feels like I can wombo combo quite a lot of these.Right back, does he play left back?Right mid Van Uwich.Aziz from Mill, you know what I mean?

We've got to give a bit of love to Jamie.We could get some creative players here.We could get some creative players here.Can we actually link these together as well?So if you're picking down what I'm putting up, if I basically get a French player, a Netherlands player, England player, win two games, pass one game, score and assist one game, score and assist, and pass, and shoot, and then do that for 10 games, I'll end up with like 14 of the season players, I'll end up with an Evo ready for Kroopy, who apparently fits into 125k Evo, and then I'm gonna have a better team than Shuri, win the Evo, go five points out of five this week, whitewash, deal with him, and then move on to next week.

Simple.

Right.I think I have cooked.We have our French player in who's going to score Mateta.We've got a Moroccan.We've got two Dutch players in Simmons and Vanderburg, and then Bowen, who needs to score in every single game.I'm pretty sure Mateta and Bowen of the score is here.

We're going to play a game of the Premier League talks exhibition and see just how many evos and objectives.Definitely not evos.How manyobjectives we can complete in one situation.If I've done this, my genius knows no bounds.These bones keep running inside here.

play him, play him, need the Bowen goal.Need the Bowen goal.We get the Bowen goal.That is what the doctor ordered.

Now it's time for Mateta.

And after scoring with Bowen, we needed to make sure we score with Mateta as well as English and French goal scorers were key in this game mode.After two games, we got Krupi.Now, if this man is apparently what people are saying he is.He's already got finesse plus.I mean, they've already given him five unbelievable play styles.I didn't even look at that.

Them silver play styles are perfect.I'm pretty sure there's a reason why someone in my chat mentioned this, and he probably is going to be my Evo of the week.Creepy.Then I've nearly got Luke ailing as well somehow.I didn't even mean to do that.Oh, I need to score using a play from the championship again.

We've assisted six for an 80 plus.We're getting closer to Aziz and Van Iwo Jik.That's an awful pronunciation.And then for the Premier League Tots exhibition, we are still cooking.Good progress is being made.I now need to check how we do Krupi's Evo.

I think it's better off starting it now, getting it cracking, and then for champs, I can actually use the full version.And after looking through the FootGG EvoLab, we found the perfect chain for Kroopy.There is no way that Shorey can top this.And I would give you the intricate details about the Prem Exhibition Cup, but we don't need to see it.I won all the games and I completed all the objectives.

Here we go then.

The 10 games are done and we end up with a full Premier League Tots exhibition now, apparently.it.Apparently we get an Anderson as well, which I've just found out.So we don't only get Harriet Harry Wilson.We get Anderson, who looks really good with pinged bruiser and incept to play style pluses or evoes.Should I say the Premier League tops player back as well.

So this team is going to get very, veryprimed up.They've made Anderson half decent here.Four star four star.I think there might be space room in the team.So Anderson and then Harry Wilson.

If he can play cam.Oh, he can only plan the right.Maybe Bowen.Oh, I don't know what I'm gonna do, then.Although we have nearly done.I mean, we've got a Z's now as well.

We're close to doing loser.We just need to score one goal in five separate matches using a The team is nearly ready, however, we don't have a left back.I've got a million right mids.I've got Aziz and Bowen.We've also got Godfrey.I've decided to put Van de Wick in because of his pace.

Gone 4 -5 -1 as well, so Morten and Zielinski with Andersson in the middle.This is going to be croupier as well, so we need to get rid of Cleary.He didn't even get to play because his croupier Evo is the Evo of choice.Let's get him in.And to find the left back this team desperately needs, I completed the Luke Shaw SBC.Great move in hindsight, given that Man United won.

And he slots straight into the team.Now look at this.We have built an absolute masterpiece, and we're only two weeks into this series.And we headed into another week of champs, aiming for a better record than last week, the 14 and one.We're aiming for the 15, flying through the early games.Remember, the main part of champs here at this early stage is to get the wins and get the Crew P Evo complete, because that man is going to be needed in the back end of the games.

And like clockwork, we got to 8 -0 in no time.Time for the IRL challenge between me and the Shoz man himself.Now, we're going to be playing a game called Shot, which some of you may know as sh**.But we thought we'd go PZ mode and change the I to an O. YouTube don't like swearing and neither do I, don't swear kids.Don't swear, that's naughty.Listen.

Okay.Three touches.Three touches.There's been some house debate, should we do two touches?We're not professionals.We're not Bill and Jez.

Do you know what I mean?We're Tom and Shorty.Jezza!Right, are you ready?Yes.For a game of shot?

Now, the aim of the game, Japs, you drop the ball, you go onto a letter, first to make it to shot loses.The other person wins the point for the ball.Good luck my friend.So you don't have to take three touches just so you know.Three touches max.Three touches max.

Oh the lights are on.I was almost going to do the take the L dance, but...I'm miles off it, that is really bad.I can't really do any Fortnite dances, like...I guess I'll just, like, sort of... go like this.By the way, we are thinking with these mini -games, like, hit the nostalgia vibe a little bit, do you know what I mean?

Just random games you'd play, maybe do Penny on the Wall or something.Let us know what you do think, go on.You definitely don't want this ball.

What?

Oh, that's crazy work.Oh, that's good.It's crazy work.I'm into...Oh!

No, I'll take responsibility.

I think I've hit at you.That's one of them on the park with the boys where it seriously goes to VAR.And it's there like, oh, you shouldn't have gone for that.

You went for it.

Do you reckon the guys have seen the one cam yet?Oh, come on.Not a clean tweet, Tommy.Not a clean tweet.Surely not.No, I've lost it here.

Hello, my name is Thomas.My name is Tom and it's my touch.This is how I play football.Oh, my God.

Pressure's on, Tommy.Oh, I think it's me. I think it's me.Bounced just before me, yeah.

I think it bounced before.

No whitewash, but we need three in a row here.Come on, big dog.It's all gone quiet, chaps.How's that left foot, Tommy?

Gangly, boys.Humiliated.Still scissor kicking, that is disgrace.Boys, honestly, if any of you need a sixth side player, please tell me, because I'm so bad.I need to be playing football again.

As this is actually going in, we can actually set our current records.I'm actually crazy.7 -0.Am I 7 or 8?I think I'm actually 7 as well.

You're 7 -0 as well?I might be 8.How very interesting.Yeah, you better hope you do something on the record side of things.I mean, yeah, I'm gonna have to be decent here.

These IRL challenges are not going my way.Can I maybe do one of these now?

He's here! is junior crew pay.Look at that.91.I use that dirty Evo king of something, but he's now got 92 pace 93 shooting 87 passing 91 dribbling.Bob is your uncle.Fanny's your aunt.

And we also have the tots champs objective ready to claim.So winning eight games gets me a max 94.And then I also just get a tots player pack.So to team, the season's incoming could be a massive chance for some team upgrades here.Fingers crossed.These provide the juice max 94.

So I don't this could be anything good.I mean, at least it's blue, because normally these are purple.It's a goalie, actually, but I like Magnan.It's Raya, isn't it?It's Raya from the biggest bottlers England's ever seen.But I just don't know if I need him, because Magnan is too good.

What's he got?Far reach, footwork, long ball pass.He hasn't even got three goalkeeper play styles.Don't think he replaces Magnan, to be honest.We have a Premier League, or BWSL.It's probably going to be purple.

Another blue is huge.A centre -back who's going to play for Spurs.I know this one isn't gonna do anything for the team either.Been baited.Although Intercept Block and Jockey are three really good play styles for a centre -back.I just think Koga might be too small.

We do also have a 7x85.Again, which is a purple.The only purple I think is good is Ekoteke.Seen a really good Ekoteke, but if it's not Ekoteke, I'm not interested.This is Spurs.

Does Spurs have a breakthrough?

We're 18th.Who's breaking through at Spurs?Oh yeah, it's not a man.Obviously.Because it wouldn't be a male.because we're very bad.

We can also claim the EFL grind which gets us a loser because we've played five with championship players or something.I mean, again, he's not great, but I don't mind.The more tots you can get on this account, the better, because you get to do all the SBCs when they come out.We also get the load driven plus Evo.I mean, I've got a lot to reward Evo.Maybe for next week we can start to have a think.

If you have any suggestions for next week's Evo, by the way, please let me know.I should be tuning up, to be honest.I don't see how sure he gets a better Evo than me.Kroopy should get me that point.Once he's done rigging me out of rewards, we're going to absolutely smash it.Syria, MLS, Totts, player pack.

It's blue.It's wonderful.It's a striker.Is it Hoyland?English?MLS?

Oh, Sam Surridge.Sam Surridge.Why'd I get baited by that?Obviously, it can't be anyone good.You've already used Davis.Can't be anyone good if it's English.

You need Scottish.Olivia Holt with right foot.Finesse.I might play a left centre mid.I'm gonna try Holt a left centre mid instead of Morton for a bit, just to try someone new.The Finesse Plus has tempted me in.

I know Morton has intercept and pinged, but... as the attacking playmaker.I think Holt could be decent here.Good shooting play styles, all the passing, quick step and rapid.Team has been upgraded.Krupy is now ready as well with 11 play styles.Barring Bruiser, literally everything is perfect.

Rapid plus is really good.He's also five star, five star.So this should be good.Eight games in now.We've got a few big games to play before we head to Ballers League tonight.Let's do this.

This game brought something I never ever see, and that's a 1 -0 Rage Quit in Foot Champs.I didn't even know they exist anymore.Kroopy, what a ball that is.This team is on fire right now.Clark puts us 2 -0 up in four minutes.I can't believe it.

Kroopy, he gets through there.He's in.2 -0.3 -0.It's 3 -0.I can currently see Jamie half -naked ironing.

He's now moving his hips.Jamie, I'm 10 -0, mate.Can you stop strip dancing next to me?You look pretty good doing it, though.However, it's Marino versus Pavlovich.Pavlovich is very slow.

Oh, wow.Got away with that one.Anderson, can you do that?Yes, you can.What a ball.Halt.

Oh, my God, I bottled it.Oh, my God, that's the worst miss I've ever done.I thought he was just gonna bring his keeper out and leave an open net.Play Pavlovich, good step.Onside, please.Go on, Clarke.

Clark with a finesse from there.Oh, you can't be...Is that Rayer in goal?That is why you can't have him.He's a small man.He's a very small man.

He's a very small man.

Sorry, what?

Jamie, stop giving me the eyes.If I win this game, we'll have a coffee together, mate.Did you get the oat milk?Thank you.That's what the super woke man wants.You hear that, guys?

The ref's making me an iced coffee.Makes...Yeah, makes you question them darts decisions.We're in again.Squares it.Krupi!

Oh my God, he's got his penis out.Bloody hell, ref, put it away.I'm not 15 and 0 yet.Go on, Clark, you got the legs.We're in again.Jack Clark, David Rea, 3 -0, and that's a game over.

Right then, boys, we are back from Ballers League.Wow, what an interesting experience, by the way.Something I've never seen before, and I actually enjoyed that.I enjoyed that.I had a few drinks on the way, so I am slightly...Worse for wear?

That's not the right word.I'm in slightly good spirits.I'm 11 -0 and I'm ready to get a 15 because we're filming with Shorie in the morning.So far, 11 games have been an absolute breeze.Now we've got four games to go.Harry Wilson, Elliot Anderson, Jack Clark, Krupy, your time is now, people.

This is us.I told you it's going to be difficult.No way.No, that is a disgrace of a goal.Play.Play.

Shoot.Nice.Need that.Need that.Good response from Zielinski.Zielinski.

Krupi.This is really good.Play.Goal.Creative run to a piece.That is actually a really nice goal, by the way.

For anyone trying to learn creative runs, you saw it right there.Wilson.Krupi.Hold.What a finish.What a turnaround.

Now, I don't want to get excited because we were in this territory last week and it all went wrong late on.Not again.Go on.Go on, Shaw.Upgrade landing for the boy real soon.Luke Shaw doesn't mind it.

5 -2.We are cooking.Premium gear.

I just don't understand.I don't know what's going on here.He's lost the plot.

I might have lost the plot, but I definitely have not lost my fingers because we are cooking.And no matter how much I get pushed here, I continue to find the answers.That was a tough four win.And then the next game, we had a very interesting situation.

Oh my God, is he giving me the win?

I think he's just giving me the win.Oi!No!No, no, no, no, no!No, no, no!Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

I merely asked for a game of Golden Goal.I just said Golden Goal, CBA playing at this hour, given it's 1 a .m., and he said Tommy Lee's.I said, yes, sir, have the win.I don't need it.

Oh, my God.People are nice.I love this world.I love this game!I love this game!Oh, my God.

We're one game away, boys.We're one game away.It is that time of the week again.We are 14 wins and zero losses.Oh, right.We messed this up last week.

Do not do that again.Magnan, Renard, Maldini.His team's all over the place on here.He's got Semenya first on already.Hasn't even finished his champs.He's got Blue Semenya noticing.

Play.Please be onside.Jack Clark.

Oh, Jack Clark!

Krupi.Go on, play him.Wilson's got the rapid.Believe in the rapid.He's gonna commit.Harry Wilson with a finesse!

Come on!Come on, come on, come on, come on.That is a massive, massive, massive, massive goal.Go on, go on.Chip him.Krupi!

Krupi!Krupi!Surely this is it.Surely this is the moment, people.

Go on, Zielinski.

Zielinski.So Lynx, he's got the pace.That's an unbelievable finish.That's an unbelievable finish.One more and this could be done, people.Crew B, come on.

We keep just pulling away.I think the one when I go four ahead is the moment that I secure this here.Here we go.Tom Lee's 15 and 0.Here we go.Tommy Lee's 15 and 0.

Well, at least I haven't lost a point to Shuri.I'm guaranteed to get at least one point here, minimum, because he can't get any better than 15.It's a good, good way to go into the next segment.Now, this week is going to be me and Shuri doing rewards on my team.channel.So I've done the hard work.

I've got the 15 and O. The warriors have stood up when we needed them to.And now I need the pack gods to be with me.

Evolution of the week, volume two.Let's go fellas.Come on.What do we got this week?

Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!

Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!

Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!

Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!Jamie! is Eli Jr.Krupi.

Now...

I didn't even get him a chair this week.

This man...Oh, that's a bit awkward.He was 74 rated, wasn't he?This man was a Silver Star, 74 rated, right?He's now 5 Star, 5 Star, 91 rated, 92 pace, 93 shooting, 91 dribbling, 82 physical.

Look at the play styles.Three play style pluses, finesse, low driven, and Rapid Plus.He's got pinged, incisive, tiki -taka, first -touch, technical, quick -step, and then yeah, part of the EVO was actually putting Bruiser on him, which wasn't really what I wanted to do.He didn't start with Bruiser, no?No, he didn't start with Bruiser, no.So he starts with one playstyle plus, he's got low -driven, incisive, technical, first -touch, quick -step.

So you're giving him game -changer, pinged, tiki, First Touch and Bruiser.

Five star, five star.He scored 46 in 30 for me.Half of them games he literally had one leg, so obviously he hadn't been Evoed yet.He's got Advanced Forward Plus.Now, if you've got any knowledge, Advanced Forward Plus is better than Plus Plus, but you're a bit of a casual, so you wouldn't know.All right.

Jamie!Hey.Come on.Good boy.

Mate, don't do this good boy stuff.Just make sure you've got a good evolution this week.Last week was disgraceful.

Last week, lads, was a disgrace.I'm not going to lie.Now, I do just want to give a special shout out real quick.I did evo Jarrod Bowen.He's looking beautiful, but he's not my type.submissions this week.

I've given you an even nicer sight.I'm actually going to let you just watch that unplayed.

So this is your submission, yeah?

This is my submission.His name is Holm, right?Holmly molly is what we say.Now, this is Holm.Five star weak foot, right?don't let let's be real don't need five star skills on a fullback he's six foot three right six foot three he was a silver geezer he's got three play style pluses being two of them being quick step and intercept arguably the best on a fullback and then look at the play styles now obviously surf silver is a bit annoying but it does come with his card i'm pretty sure we've got battery we've got muscle we've got rapid I don't have a name for that one.

Fish hook, sitting on the toilet plus.Do you know what I mean?There's a lot of good stuff going on here, along with incisive and pinged pass.He's six foot three.He's a beast.

OK, let me look at his original one second.

Is that right, bro?Yeah.With two defensive play styles.

Cameraman's found a voice.So you forgot how many evolutions in total you put him into, but there was a lot there.

It is a good four or five.So he starts with Rapid, Relentless and Bruiser.Two good playstyles, no?

Very attacking.

Attacking?You think?Jockey plus and Intercept plus, that's kind of all you really need on a fullback.Maybe a bit of Anticipate would be...What are you looking at behind the camera?Stop it!

He's got no roles.

Yeah, they don't matter anyway.They literally don't matter.

Two, Kem.

He could be on three.He could be on three, but I decided to put it elsewhere.I decided to give it a van dog.

Alright, boys.Week two, another decision to make.One thing I like, you've both evolutioned silver players this week.Rags to riches.Very nice.Tom, nice little touch as well.

Yours was a tots objective.I like that.In a tots theme, it is tots to glory, isn't it?Yeah.

Could have just made mine blue and then you wouldn't have known any difference.I'm going to be honest.I'm going to cut the crap.

The bruiser silver you've put on, I really don't like.Like, really don't like.For me, it's like an evolution maxer.Like, things like that rarely get me.You know what I mean?It's almost a bit of laziness that's crept in.

Yeah.Speaking of laziness.I don't like the lack of defensive playstyles for you.

Oh, you've let him get in your head with that one.He's got jockey and intercept plus on a fullback.You don't need that many defensive playstyles on a fullback.

I need silver block because I sit deep in my defence, you know what I mean?I sit deep under pressure.Anticipate silver, I'd like as well.A load of faffing as well, aren't you?It's closer this week.It is closer.

However, the winner is still Tom.

Yes!Yes!

I can't believe I've not won with that either.

I'm on the payroll, I'm on the payroll, I'm on the payroll, Jamie!Get in there!Mate, that is, again, a poor submission.What?!A fullback!A fullback with no roles and two defensive play -styles.

That is acute!That is acute!He's got to switch on his.He's a bit of a tagger!I'm actually almost insulted.Are you ready?

Are you ready for love?Yes, I am.

Oh, yeah.How was Monaco, Shuri?Yeah, it was good, brother.Very good.Very good, fella.Very good.

An enjoyable time.But I can tell you one thing.Yes?

I've been grinding, Shuri, and I mean business.You've already seen with my Evo, I mean business.Last week, I took it personally.When that Modric came out, ruined my day.Yeah?So this week, I've come to life.

And I'm hoping I've done enough here.I'm hoping I've done enough.

I'm devastated about Evo of the Week.I thought Jamie was going to like me.

Well, Shuri, I've got a feeling from what you said, Evo of the Week might not be the end of your problems.OK. I want you to click on your store now.Yeah.I want you to press okay.Now, what do yours say?Mine say one of four.

Yes!

No!

What did you go?What did you go?I went 15 and 0.Oh, get lost!You went 15.Boom!

What did you get?What did you get?You little sweat.13.Listen, I will admit for everyone on Tom's channel who maybe hasn't seen my gameplay part of the episode, I was 7 -0, was 4 -0 up and did lose 11 -9.

But yeah, for this week, it's fair to say you are...In the ascendancy, I'll give you that for now.I am sure this could get out of hand as well, because I have got the higher probabilities.I'm going to start with my first pack, Shuri.This could be a real humiliation ritual for you here.If I get something big, Enzo Fernandez, not what I'm interested in.

Hasegawa is good, but not high enough, not worth enough.Jess Park.Nice.Nice.

Kukuku Korea.And Donnarumma.Oh, Donnarumma.Donnarumma.

Good keeper.

Donnarumma.

Good keeper for me to claim.Over to you, Shuri.

Come on, then, the big dogs.Boys, this is Prentice.Well, Tom, there's a bit more feeling in the air for this week now.Now, chaps, last week, Luka Modric came up for me as the last player on the last pick.Now, if anything like that could happen today, it'd be fantastic.We've got the Rydog.

We've got Koga.

Oh, I used him this week.

I think he's only 200 ,000 coin player.That's nothing crazy, Chaz.Now, please, EA, over 93, please.Oh, disappointing, Chaz.But honestly, Kukure is actually a very, very decent player.However, I can't not take the main event.

Ekoteke, into the squad.It's red Ekoteke as well.It just works, bro.It works well, Shuri.

It works well.

That is the benchmark to hit people.

Ekoteke's 216 ,000 coins.And I now have him as well.So we are even.We are even.Adonoruma is here again.Ooh, 96.

Kasper is who I don't think is going to be worth that much.

No, 96.Surely that's worth something, brother.299K.Oh, no.

Oh, no. 299.

Better than your right back, I'll tell you that.Oh, this could get bad.

This could get very bad.I'm going to take Kasper Raj, because I don't want to use Ekoteke, because you've got Ekoteke, do you know what I mean?

It doesn't matter that Simmons and Solanke are injured, and we're actually in a worse position than when we started that weekend, but we did win a game of football, yeah.It's just wild that you are predicted by Opta, 60 % chance of going down, Tom.

Yeah.

And speaking of going down, watch this.Raidog, Semenya.I'm feeling Semenya.I don't know why, I'm just feeling it.Oh no, lads, it's really bad.

It's gone awful.It's gone awful.No, no, no, no, sure it, sure it, sure it, sure it.You're unaware, you're unaware, you're unaware.Hold that thought.Chaps, I think Timber could be good, you know.

Timber's 220k, that's close.

Oh, boys.

He was worth a bit more the other day.

Quick pace around the room.For 28 wins out of 30, we better get something good here.Hold it, you...He's a really good super sub for you still by the way just for context.

Sorry.Sorry.Iknow right now, Donnarumma is the most expensive at 318k.

Yeah, I did think, I did think.We haven't just, we've just ghosted the price check of Mr. Donner.

Well, Kasparidis is 300, Donnarumma's 318.So right now, Donnarumma is the one to beat.Chaps, last red player pick.

Come on, come on.Oh, stop, stop with this madness.Stop it.Come on, come on.It's just the same.It's just the same picks each time, boys.

Nah, nah, nah.Kukurea and Ekoteke.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my God.

Bro, five star skills, five foot four.Bro, she's slotting straight in at left mid for my next weekend league.

Wow.Yeah.I mean, the teams have just had massive juice either way, like Ekotike, Donnarumma, Caspary's for me.Sure, he's got Ekotike and Thompson and Timber, like three unbelievable Red Bulls.1086 is where I'm starting.It's a breakthrough, which I don't think can be anything worth that much.

It's Vettinia in a breakthrough.I don't think any breakthrough is worth 500k.City?Man City.Is that a female breakthrough, I'm guessing?Yeah, probably.

O 'Reilly's an SBC, I think.Yeah, is that?Yeah, he is.That doesn't look very female to me.Oh, it is. I think it is.Is it the one we kept packing then?

No, Figenio.

Figenio Tot's breakthrough.

I'm going to open 1086's just like you, my friend, because, you know, we've got very similar awards.I've done the same thing, Tommy boy.Purple.Oh, my God.I thought I was going to do Figenio as well.Sorry, did that say Chesterfield?

I think it did.

Have they not done really well in League 2?

Have they?

Braybrooke.788 has given me a blue here.It's a Xhaka, I think.It's a Xhaka and one more.It's a Man City.If this is Erling Haaland, it's a long day for you, Shuri.

It's going to be a very long day if this is Earl.

That is not Haaland.OK, Hasegawa.

I think I'm still safe.

Hasegawa and Xhaka.I'm still safe, chaps, with the highest rated player so far.I've got two one -player packs.Let's see what happens.

Wait, why do you get two one -player packs?

That's just the way it works, brother, you know.Hey, Enzo Fernandez, not too bad.

Not too bad, chaps, actually.Is that what they give you?So a three -pack and then two individuals?Yeah, and then 14 wins is one six -pack.Oh, I didn't know they did that.I thought, yeah, OK, so you get five instead of six.

389s, by the way, never trust this pack.Never trust it.Never trust that pack.No, 388s and 389s, chaps.You may as well throw it in the bin to never be seen again.

Oh, Spurs, Tom.No, it's the Spurs.It's a female centre -back, so obviously not on the men's team.Oh, it's actually my centre -mid that I use.Her name's Hold.Thanks for clearing that up, Tom.

Yeah, I used her this week.

She was called Hold.Boys, another single pack.Come on.Blue, male, right wing.French.Turkey.

Oh, my God, that's a treatable turkey.Oh, my God.My God, chaps, that's a treatable turkey dog.

He's not.He's only 200K.

Oh, is he?He was way more expensive than that before.

Yeah, sorry mate.I mean, I'll still...Oh, Jesus.Pre -ejaculation in the nation.Sorry, everyone.I did think that when you were shouting, I thought, 500K is the bar to set it.

Surely there's not that many that are above it.

Lads, I'll still take it.That's 300 ,000 coins, not even including my three packs.Right, so have you got the ultimate one, Tom?Right, would you like me to open mine?Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do first, Tom.I'm just gonna start off with a three pack, and I'm just gonna pack one of the sort of 900 to a million coin players, okay?

So watch this.Is this your last pack?Oh, it's purple.It's purple.What does that even mean?

Is this your last pack?

What do you mean purple?Yeah, this is it.

What do you mean purple, game?That's awful.That's Godfrey again.Now, you're gonna have to hope this says Erling Haaland, otherwise I'm on the prowl here.No, it's purple, Tom.Yeah, it doesn't say Erling Haaland, yeah.

No.No, no, no, no.That's a disgrace.My God.Bro, chalk on...Nah.

Nah.Nah.

That's awful.Come on, it has to be blue.That's a given.It could be Thompson.I've got no idea who that is.Oh, it's Man City.

Just be Cherokee.No, I don't think it can.I think it's Semenya.It's Park and it's Hasegawa.What on earth is that?

Right, unless you've got a Semenya under here, I'm safe.What on earth is that?

No way.I want a refund.There's no way.What is the point in going 15 -0 for that?

Unless Semenya's under here.Cherokee, Bruno.

Oh, my God.You're so lucky.You're so lucky.Oh, that is absolutely sound.Look at the absolute state of that.I am quick selling one of your players and I've got my eyes on Red, Luke and Modric.

Also, by the way, I'm not gonna lie.If you hit Jared Bowen, yeah, if you hit Jared Bowen, it gets seriously like personal between you and me, right?I've moved my team around.I've moved my team around.

To be fair, I don't know what, I think Bowen and Modric would do the most emotional damage.I'm not sure if many others would do too much for you.I'm putting the Monaco hat back on for good luck.Right.Shuri, I would like your right mid to be quicksold.

Yes!Oh, Jesus.Oh, Jesus Christ.Oh, my God.I've got Modric right back.Oh, no.

Who was it?Who was your right mid?Oh mate, all I have to do is quick sell Park.I'm pretty sure I've got her again in duplicate storage as well.Oh my word.

Do you know what lads?I've won the week and I've somehow had a stinker.

Just see you next Wednesday.Go on mate.You'll be pleased to hear that Park is going into an SBC.Signed, sealed and delivered.Thanks for coming.See you later.

Ooh, Tommy.Tommy, all to play for, big dog.All to play for.

And here is how the league table looks after two weeks.Somehow, we are drawing.I feel absolutely robbed that Shuri keeps getting the pack point.I need to work on my two -touch, but it's all to play for heading into week three.