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The doctor resolved the crisis with a single question#doctorwho #shortvideo #shorts

Jude Sterling37 views
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Security protocol one!

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Jamie one!

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What the...

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Okay, that gives me three questions. Three questions to save my life, am I right?

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Information correct.

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No, that wasn't one of them. I didn't mean it. That's not fair. Can I start again?

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Information no.

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No! No, no, no, no, that wasn't a question either.

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Blimey.

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One question left. One question left. So, you've been given orders to kill the survivors, but survivors must therefore be passengers or staff, but not me. I'm not a passenger, I'm not a staff. Go on, scan me. You must have bio-records, no such person on board. I don't exist. Therefore, you can't kill me. Therefore, I'm a stowaway. And stowaways should be arrested and taken to the nearest figure of authority. And I reckon the nearest figure of authority is on deck 31. Final question, am I right?

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Information correct.

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Brilliant. Take me to your leader. Brilliant. Take me to your leader.

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I've always wanted to say that.

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