The Dumbest Game We've Ever Played

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My god, yeah now you're Guys yeah, what's up? Hey guys help. Did you guys seriously pause? I'm stuck karate on you. Uh, guys? Yeah, what's up? Guys, help. Can you guys seriously pause? I'm stuck. Guys, please.

Help.

Don't try and kick me while I'm down, you ass! Now you're in the same situation!

What the hell's wrong-

Ow!

Customize your- what the hell's a bank Oh purchase for 5 USD, huh?

You convinced me

Give me the damn spinny hat. There's a dog you can wear a duck on your head Oh, yeah, there is the spinny hat for you, dude

Where where where where where where do you see that? Where where where link link link link link? Oh 72. Oh, I can buy it buy for 149 USD. You convinced me This game is siphoning my funds very quickly accounts in the comments, how can I balance my budgeting my kids can't eat

I'm ready to do whatever

Well walk up to the menu like that bro, are you gravy is it you

Glad you attended it cuz I went straight for the gravy

Ignore the music no Korean music

no we can't have that the music I don't know my music said zero I'm turning up the other music in the game so it's double music okay the music stopped the music stopped the music stopped It's frame you made my frames drop by doing that

Got it Oh

Body shot Block I'm playing the guard game Oh Am I just fighting you Matt like how does this working? I don't know I can't you are making my frames drop stop doing that Whatever you're doing. I don't stop and fight someone. Oh wait, I can't fight me nasty. How'd you swap? How'd you do that? I did I'm using a controller. Oh a controller. Oh my god frames and a half Jesus Christ, right? Every time he punches you I'm gonna take do out Oh

This shit is ass this is ass

Combo

All right

You can't play these songs! You can't- I Play a regular map man. How about that? All right, you don't want fart sounds. I mean, I'll take that was fine It was the it was a the music I had a problem with. 🎵

Okay, we might not be able to play on Epstein's Island, it's got Zelda music.

You put- you- huh?

Yeah, I'm regretting hitting join. I hope your invite doesn't work, bro. I'm not even- I'm not stepping foot on that motherfucker.

Is this what you wanted? Look at this, vanilla.

Don't come near me. I will fucking back elbow you, I swear to-

I tried to warn you.

I tried to warn you.

I tried to warn you.

Who's using- Who's using controller?

Me.

Spam left trigger and A. Hold on, we gotta move around a little bit.

Oh my god, dude.

My guy started to like, take off. Cause you keep picking new targets. Oh my god

Kill that guy play the ground game

Yeah, it's part of my tactic buddy, yeah, that's right get on the ground

I'm gonna wait till you're at the perfect level kick you right in the head

You just need me in the balls dude you can't do that you're lucky I don't know how to

Move Overhand I don't know who I'm sorry. That's right. I don't know who I'm fighting. Overhand strike.

I don't know who I'm fighting.

Overhand strike.

Overhand.

Oh my god!

Oh, damn!

Do lop his glove.

Overhand strike.

Oh!

Oh my god.

Oh, damn.

You can't hit me on the ground. You can't hit me on the ground. They try to block me I dare you Oh my god I can't even kick you in the head anymore, you have no head. I can't even tell where I'm going. AHHHHH!

BANG!

Yeah, prepare to get eliminated by a guy without a head, buddy. Get ready. Dude, I don't know how to take him out, he's got no head, I can't concuss him. Yeah, get freaking ready, buddy. I can't even hit you anymore!

Yeah, get ready. Get my dick beat off

Back up dude. Yeah, buddy when I lay one of these you're in trouble Just not doing it again, it's not I'm gonna take your head off dude. Take your head off.

He's going crazy on me.

He's going crazy on me.

Dude I'm getting my ass beat by the bot. Oh what did I kill? Did I kill the bot? Oh the bot killed me. You didn't kill shit.

Oh I am not a...

Dude he's an animal.

He's soloing all of us.

Dude I'm getting my kill they kill the bot?

He kicked my leg off bro, you can't have this guy get rid of them

It's like it's like the four toddlers fighting prime McGregor dude. It's not fair dude. I got rid of him I got rid of bot and he won't leave. He's still here

All right, was everyone here why am I always targeting city use now, I don't know you could change though

Take this fucking hand off I'm kicking do's head off it's happening I can't I can't stand by idly and let him do that to me in your dreams all right there's my damn so what's just took someone else's head off My bad, Brian

Walk it off, walk it off

Hey, his crush is watching, his crush is watching, can't be embarrassed

Damn

Oh my god

Oh Bro, what the hell, big nasty fish

The fish around here are crazy

Get down

Bitch

Yeah, I'm gonna try it, I'm gonna try it I'm gonna try it all right still here bro get out of you oh my god get up get up get up oh my god I'm a kid you hit. I gotta get your head off. God damn it. Are you kidding me? Come on? I'm gonna turn off the crowd audiences's so- it's so quiet without the audience sound now. I know, I know.

I'm taking that head.

I-

Ugh, not if I can hear the fucking balls first.

Yeah, good fricking luck, dude.

Hit-

Woah, look at that, look at that dodge, you kidding me?

Spin it around, here, here, here, another one.

You can't learn- My head is gone. Still in your head? learn this in school but all right are you trying to spawn kill me that's crazy we fighting actually has dumb strength right now bro what is going on I split

into many different pieces why does nobody ever have a head?

This guy oh my god, I'm getting wobble combo

That's it

Get me out Oh Yeah kick you on the ground nice head you got there Dude you cut me in half with that punch I came in and shrouded your ass I'm coming back bitch Yeah, I'm gonna finish the job I'm gonna finish the job you hear me I'm gonna finish the job. I'm gonna finish the job. You hear me. I'm gonna finish the job. Oh my god How did you even do that I Gotta be careful the salmon up stream boy Holy shit. You're giving me tips. What is happening to my body? We're over here now. I'm coming over. Yeah, right. Oh, I almost got you midair.

Come on, send it back. I'm ready to kick you in midair. Oh, did I get you or did you get me?

I think you got me.

That was insane.

Oh wait, oh he died.

Oh you died! Oh my dude got decapitated! Oh!

That was awesome dude, that was so cool!

That was my- I activated my-

Alright, and then I got my- Dude I got decapitated and split in half! The hard knock life.

Hey I won!

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Okay, now we're talking.

How do I invite you to fucking play from here. I'll invite players.

Oh, oh.

What the hell?

You ever just watch your friend fall off a truck and die?

Oh my god, your player tweets the fuck out when you get eliminated. I am flying. I am breaking free.

I'm gonna kill you later. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna kill you for that. I'm back.

Damn, man. I'm back Yep, I figured it out buddy. You're in trouble help help me Bruh I just spawned are you kidding? You know what? I'm taking your head. I'm taking your head. I'm taking your head. Didn't ask.

I'm taking it.

No no no no no.

I told you.

Get the hell out of here.

Get the hell out of here.

Come here Matt.

I'll let you know.

Okay. Wait what? I didn't mean to. Sorry I'm so much on do do he said how's the asphalt taste and then

he ran off don't hit me I'm vulnerable I'm vulnerable and breathable don't you're gonna just gonna kill yourselves if you kill me I just saw his head Whoa, oh my god McNasty's a killer. Yeah, I'm a killer too All right Holy fuck I'm so far. Bro it took six hours for my camera to zoom in there Yeah, it took me too. Oh my god my head's gear on. Yeah now your life's about to be gone

Yeah, come over here. I dare you it's gonna get all slippery Dodge you like that Guys yeah, what's up? Hey guys help. Did you guys seriously seriously pause I'm stuck guys please Don't try to keep me while I'm down you ass now you're in the same situation Do you think I can get in the truck It looks like you can get in the truck. Hold on. There's something I saw there. It was like a strawberry

I'm gonna go I'm gonna mosey my way on over and try and get in this thing I'm in I'm in I'm in there's an apple Waddling over got brain damage all right. just teleported in the middle and I fucking died awesome I wasn't trying to throw a kick all right At least a Luke gang combo on you brother was crazy Yes, fucking I see you. It's a you found the baby oil aisle. Thank you Coming to get you yeah big mistake pal. Let me cross

Yeah, enjoy your little little baby session over there. Woah! I'm good! I'm good. Damn, damn, damn, damn!

Drunk as shit over here.

Oh!

Before you can heave-

Heave-

Okay, nevermind. We're pretty good even if you Man my head go man my body go You don't know this heat boy. I tell you that much for $5.99 a minute. Do you want to subscribe? Not really This is my fight everybody leave it alone This is my fight with do the comeback the comeback hold on yeah, right the comeback you gotta be kidding, bro No, right. You gotta be kidding bro. No, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, watch this shit five seconds

I'm downloading maps 78% Game violence in Minecraft Just falling well gunning me down

Okay, let's all have a truce until do is here this gun looks like a really good deep like Irish butter Oh, hey, dude This is what you missed this is what you miss I'm gonna do while you're dead do not come to Minecraft tomorrow Do is unloading I can't kill do I kill do I Do he's infinite health on the ground? Try me bitch, let's kill him kill do kill do He's taking cover he's hiding behind the tree Who's shooting me

Please in me there's literally all the way okay McNasty how is it bro oh my god don't be nasty are we done with drunken McNasty how is it bro oh my god don't be nasty are we done with drunken wrestlers it's devolved to gangbites now I'm on the nevermind didn't work for me all right fucking Jesus games fucking stupid credible