Every time I think we can't get a more scuffed lobby we do.
Among us with Prox Chat. It's Prox Chat so they can hear me right now but I'm muted.
We've had lots of issues setting up as always.
Chip, welcome back.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah, welcome Chip.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello Chip.
Hey Chip.
Ah.
This guy's nuts bro.
Oh no. Hey Chip. This guy's nuts bro. I think he just needs to play Nerf.
That's the punishment.
Chipo's headshot is going to go to the game now.
Oh, this is going to go great.
Oh, what man? Man said straight crew mate bruv.
Oh, this, I'm just going to annoy Toby.
Fuck it.
What?
Oh shit, you can hear me.
Oh no, deez, what's good bro?
They're just trying to kill me.
Nah, does anybody want a,
Say it.
Patty and bun.
Sorry, I'm getting away from everyone. Anil, stop following me.
Why? What's wrong with coming over here?
It's fine.
I'm safe.
I want to talk about myself, but I can't if you can hear me.
What a bitch. All right, then I'll leave you, Dick. I'll leave you alone.
I'll leave you.
What'd you call me?
You go ahead.
Nothing.
No, it's fine.
It's fine. You go for it, bitch. What the hell? What?
Okay, you know what? I'm onto you.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yo, Chippo.
Wait, you thought, wait, why is everyone stood here?
Chippo, what's going on?
Wait, is Harry psyched off?
Yeah, fairs, Harry's psyched off.
That's good, bro.
Fairs!
Oh, I'm sorry.
By the way, I'm keeping everybody busy while hopefully Josh is getting to work.
Although I've read a comment that says Josh never kills.
Alright, I'm going to be very clear, I have not played this game in four years. I don't even know what you do. Weapons? I literally don't have a clue what you do.
Right, tell me how you're doing.
Oh, yeah, I forgot you can hear me.
Sorry, bro.
What up, dude? You're waffling to yourself.
I was kind of confused.
Can I stick with you?
Because I have not played this game in three and a half years.
I'm new, bro. You got a yellow here. Yeah, give me a, what's yellow mean? Like there's a task there, you know? Is there? No, like, is there one for you?
No, I'm just crewmate.
All right, we're gonna go into this room and you can find out if there's a task
in this room for you.
Oh, there is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you just do that.
Ah, right, what am I doing? Wait, do you see a task? What? Yeah Bro, I've done mine Oh! Woah, Sidemen logos!
Oh ho!
Dude, look at you guys, basically owning a Marvelous
Yeah, that's what you do, you know, it's not easy
So, wait, when you look at me, do you see it? I can't go in there
You can't?
No
You sure?
Er, positive You son of a... I should have known.
I've not played this game in four years
and he does me like that.
Well, shit.
Okay.
Since when did we start?
Oh, yo, Harry, what's good, bro?
Engineer, fix that. Engineer, fix...
That's that saying, Chip, Chip, can you hear us?
I can hear one person.
Did you hear me?
Yeah, Chip. Wait, who can chip here? Cause Chip reported the body
and we need to know what Chip has.
I can't get any of my shit to work.
I'm not even playing.
What?
Oh shit.
I'm gonna FaceTime Chip.
I'm gonna FaceTime Chip. I'm gonna FaceTime Chip one time. All right, give him a help. Let me call him.
People don't get to see the pain we go through
to record these videos.
He disconnected!
Oh, he disconnected! No! No!
No!
He's left. So then, how are we gonna know what's going on? I can't lie, I say it's JJ bro Yeah me too, I know
Why? This happens every time
What is that what we're on?
No, I think he's innocent
I think he's innocent
Oh well, the issue is we kind of voted
Well, well
Skip, skip, skip
Well, Anita, you've got to get used to me always being this game though
Just put it in the video, it's fine.
What a bitch.
Frankly.
Oh my god!
We could have saved him.
Nah, nah, flat play guys. I hope you're happy man, I hope you're happy.
I hope we're right though, he's been screwed if not.
I think it probably is the case that we are screwed
josh
why why Why do you keep repeating my name? Why? Is this funny me saying Josh? Josh?
Why? Why?
If there's two left we were gonna die That's why I did it. Now press the button
I was trying to be smart Alright, then play it safe guys. Watch out
It's definitely you Zerkaa, you love a door close
Yeah, I'm suspicious
What's a door close?
Josh Zerkaa's the only one that closes the doors.
The door closes, the door closes.
Yeah, wait, Pi, you're going to have to spell this out for me.
Do we need to vote somebody here?
Yeah, well, technically, yeah, because yeah, technically, yeah, because if JJ was not the imposter, there's two left. So they just double kill us and we lose. So we should really vote someone. I'm skipping. I'm voting Josh Zerkaa. That's not very nice. You're the only person in this lobby that ever closes the blooming doors
and the door's closed on me.
I disagree with you mate. Piles, you have to hear me now.
Dej, I'm not really fucking with you like that bro.
Wow. No one's innocent. Nice try. No.
Oh no. I'm on to you bro
Literally a blue crewmate
No, cuz like, you know, my name isn't blue no, you should be a my no, it's blue no what I'm a crewmate So it's blue. No, it's Josh. It. What? I'm a crew mate, so it's blue. No, it's white. It's Josh. It's Josh.
I know it's Josh.
Is it?
Oh, it's Josh for you.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, what a surprise.
What a surprise.
Yes, Josh.
Let's go.
It was too easy.
Let's go, bro. No, you're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. I may have threw.
Jesus Christ.
I may have threw because I had.
You're a scumbag, Josh Zerkaa.
I think I swapped the votes. And I swapped.
I was like, what did I, what will this do?
And I.
Why did you swap?
Oh wait, I didn that, thank you.
I didn't know what it did, I was just trying to find out.
I'm actually raging. Josh, was it actually you that closed the doors?
Of course it was, yeah, I love a door closed.
Ah, I knew, oh, I'm angry now. It's my only ever moment over.
So, are we just waiting for somebody else to join?
Do we have to call me to end?
We can run nine. We'll run nine and make it happen, boys.
Nine is very pro-impostor as well, isn't it?
Yeah, it's fine.
That's good though.
I want to see him win.
You're going down, Josh.
I'm the imposter!
Or not, because I'm a crewmate.
Good one, Jid.
Good one, mate. I'm staying with you JJ. I'm not staying with him. What's Button Barry?
I'm running from the whistling.
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no.
I was thinking about-
Deji!
Oh Deji, give it a rest man.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Get him gone.
No, I'm Button Barry. So I wanted to see what I could do. Button Barry is an imposter obviously. No it's not.
I'm a crewmate.
I'm a crewmate.
No, I was button Barry last round though.
What?
No, but are we okay?
You're out. It's a modifier.
I'm joking, it's a modifier.
Josh, why would you say that?
Because button Barry is a modifier.
I had it as well. Skip, skip, skip, skip. Sorry, Kevin.
Oh, Kevin.
Fuck you.
I'll fuck your dad. I bet you will.
He'll like it too.
I'll fuck your dad.
Stop fucking my dad. You're gonna hear that as you get sliced up. Yeah, imagine the last words i was gonna say oh this is familiar eh let me just do a roll
i'm the imposter again
oh fuck lets kill an ear then shall we
nah
lets kill her
alright you first
i'm not a killer though i can't we've got a really boring role. We actually lose to Reakta.
Thank god.
So who actually helped fix it there?
There was an engineer the whole time. Why would you make us run all the way?
Right, so I don't think it's an incident because she's not killed us.
And then she's a killer.
Yeah, it's none of us three then I think we're fine. It's so ominous when you say that. I'm still keeping a distance.
Bitch.
Test me.
Yeah, get away from me. Don't trust nobody.
Why are you faster than me?
Why are you running? Why? Stop chasing me. Hey, tell me.
It's fine.
Help!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He's been chasing me! I have not, that's a lie.
He's...
Woah, woah! Woah!
Okay!
I'm being controlled!
You're being controlled!
Help!
Cal Freezy, dead at 40. Oi, nah, it's all that shit he's eating. Rest in peace Freezy, bro.
Who's doing this? Sc scumbag who just did that
Guys the dark green guy run run run, okay
Someone's like controlling me. Why did you say? Why did you say run?
Yeah, yeah is it is no Anita said run as soon as the thing start you run away from the body no no
I just saw the dark green guy. It's Pi, it's Pi. I just saw him kill. I just saw him kill.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He tried to take me out and I ran into Harry.
Was he being controlled?
No, no, no.
If I'm wrong, vote me out.
If I'm wrong, vote me out. me link yeah that's like something in the past yeah no because i heard you tom i'm next to you just said you were being controlled so i didn't report the body instantly because i was assuming i was being controlled in the opposite direction from you.
You were literally next to me and whoever controlled you killed the body. So the people that weren't there are innocent.
Tom did you kill someone?
No I got the guy's master into the main room. No Tom did. He definitely fucking did. That is you. I was literally in the first room you're in storage with me
Does anyone have useful information for us
Anita saw pie kill I run away so... I didn't do it!
Pie was chasing me until I ran into Josh
I didn't do it!
I can't lie Pie Anita might fuck your dad bro
I'm skipping on this one
It's one of the people that isn't there It's Harry, Deggie, Toby, Josh Not me!
Yeah honestly you gotta be gone
When Pie's crewmate He actually gets upset when he gets started out.
So I think Pies fine. That is the most brain rot rubbish I've ever fucking seen.
Bye slut.
Bye we got here with a body slot.
Oh, Denny that has to be one of your best lines bro.
Honestly if I need it I won't fuck you up.
LAUGHTER
Yeah, I'm really...
We need to do that, too.
What are you doing, JJ? Don't do it.
What the thing? Wait, nine, two...
HE SIGHS
Don't do it, JJ.
Don't do what?
Oh, no, this is not right. There's an Oreo situation going on. Get me out of here. What the fuck? Get me out of here.
Oh my god.
Why can I hear though, even though I can't hear?
Hey.
How's your Oreo situation going on?
Wait, how did you hear that?
Wait, how are you hearing that?
I don't know.
Josh, can you hear me now Josh Josh? Can you hear me?
Gang together Yeah, put my balls in that cameras face well, it's just cable tasks right that look dodgy
Did he just appear out of somewhere? I don't trust Tom I love dick.
Okay, that's good information.
Harry, can you hear me?
Hello?
Okay, so you're working. Okay.
Yeah, I think I've just seen Tom appear out of nowhere, by the way. Tom appear where? I went on cameras and I just seen Tom. I think I've seen Tom appear out of nowhere by the way.
Tom appear where?
I went on cameras and I just saw him like appear. Like I don't know if that means he's done something good or not.
Ah! No way! What?
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, I told you!
I told you.
Did I throw again?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my God! I'm so sorry Pie! I told you, I told you. Did I throw again? Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry, Pie.
You didn't even let me explain.
I'm sorry, Pie.
Tom, I literally heard you say you're being controlled. So it had to be one of the four people that wasn't there and you'd already voted before I'd even been.
Pie, you all right?
You just stopped.
Pie, you were chasing me it was suspicious as fuck yes but why would I kill you just run the other way Tom why would I kill him in front of five there's five people there why would you chase me Tom I literally said chasing me chasing me right can you let
me speak please for one second go on there then. A, there's five people there, so I'm not gonna kill anyone. B, Brooks just is on. I heard you say I'm being controlled, so it's one of the people that are not playing now.
But before that, you were chasing me down a fucking dark hole.
That doesn't mean I fucking did it. We're allowed to run around the map and play the game.
You're just vicious as fuck. What the fuck is this for? Two games in and Pyro's head lost already. Come on baby! The imposters can't win again, we can't do it.
Crewmate!
Stop giving me fucking crewmates!
Give me a cool roll.
Oh my gosh, I've been the crewmate like every game!
Josh! Josh Josh
So just
Good love of my wheelchair. Yes
This isn't me me this isn't me
This isn't me. That's not me. I'll be why I hate why have you done this? I've got protect you. I'm guardian angel. Wait, what's happened? Please? Why did you just kill me? Yes
So just Just uh... Nice! Are we just chillin'? I am just... Whistling Whistling Whistling Whistling Whistling
Gasp
Um...
Whistling
Whistling Whistling
Oh goddammit!
Whistling
Whistling
Whistling
Toby!
Why?!
Whistling
I hate him!
Whistling
I...
I...
I... was controlling Harry. Toby then pressed the control kill button, which made Harry kill Freezy.
You're being controlled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, it's fine. Harry, I'll protect you.
But who did that?
Well, we know it's not someone here, so we should keep that information to ourselves. Don't say that you did it being controlled. Keep that info. Right, okay, you, Harry. I'll say you and Nero, see who puts heat on you. Well, should we not just leave it?
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Edge, edge, edge. It's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh.
No, because I was showing you something.
Think about it, mate.
No, no, no, it's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh.
Josh. Right, so it can't be me or Pye, because he saw me start getting controlled and I was made to kill Freezy. But he saw that happen.
Harry, what happened to keeping that information quiet?
It could be Deji then, because he was standing still.
No, no, no, I saw Josh kill!
He didn't, he saw me go into a bed.
Deji, do not vote!
Deji, don't give us shit information of where you're going. Please do not vote, please.
It's definitely not Toby.
Why do you say that?
Why is it definitely not Toby?
Well, because it just isn't.
Why?
I don't know why he's doing this, but I was doing weapons.
He was.
JJ, what are you doing? I think it's An nice is not pointing to anyone yet besides you I need it was nearly a party and the way I started on my normally first round
you guys person is wrong and isn't just yeah I think barely anyone like I have
barely seen anyone
yeah because I don't have anything where say. We're avoiding you, Anita. Oh, shit, Toby! Toby!
Oh.
Oh!
Wow.
JJ killed himself. It's fine.
This is a fucking chit show.
Yeah, he tried to do something on me. Okay, if we have to vote, because we're on six people, I would suggest that Toby is the impostor because Harry... No, no, it's... No! Please If you're up in weapons chilling, I think you're controlling
Okay, sure Wow, oh you know me I'll'll latch onto a Toby vote any day. But I think it might be Anita. Unless Harry's actually finessed it and he's just done it like...
Probably just been pissed.
Oh, why are we skipping over?
We have to just get... They can't have a double kill happen, so don't be near anyone. Was I meant to hold that info pod, by the way? Did I just spurt it out pretty quick? Well yeah, that was kind of the whole point but it's okay.
I'll kiss you dad.
Kissing to fucking, we're regressing.
You upset about that Py?
Yeah, I'm fucking on my head in the absolute gutter.
Right, um, do I call a meeting ASAP Rocky? I guess I should call a meeting ASAP. Wait, are you both innocent by the way? That's can we I'm clear. I'm clear. I'm clear. Okay, I don't know why I'm free sauce on me No, I can prove I can prove to you. I'm not the imposter. You wanna follow? Can somebody have shot JJ?
No it's Harry. Wait Harry was about to do something and then they called a meeting.
I was about to do the gritty.
Why do you think it was Harry?
So Harry said, I'm gonna kill you Deji.
I didn't say I'm gonna kill you Deji. That's just a blatant lie.
I said watch this.
I'm voting you, Deji, then. You fucking- He said he was gonna try and put it on me. I don't know why Deji's throwing the sauce on Harry. Now I'm scared.
No, he said, oh, I'm gonna show you my knife.
And then he's not.
It's like, what?
He's lying.
Toby's lying.
You know he's lying.
Deji's lying. That actually maybe puppet master could have puppet mastered. But it's hard to puppet master moving, that's why I'm saying if Toby's doing in quotation marks weapons.
I'm voting dead.
Why? It's not me! I'm actually a crewmate!
You're being suspicious as fuck!
I'm a crewmate, I promise. I'm a crewmate, I promise.
So you think Harry's gonna try and chef you up with a little cool moment?
Yes! It's not hard to press B in front of Toby.
I would have waited for it to be someone by themselves.
No. I'm with Harry here. I'm defending him. Who have we voted for? Now, Pye, who have we voted for is a very imposter.
Oh yes, because I'm trying to join the vote.
I'm just pointing things out. I'm just making I'm not playing anything. I'm observing that you're guilty, mate. And that's Deji there.
Wait, what? Wait, oh, you lot are dumb.
Okay, cool, enjoy your loss.
Where's Deji gone?
Wait, what?
Where's Deji gone?
Well, I just asked.
No, no.
We can win this, lads.
We can win this, we can win this. even though Toby used to date us. It's Pi and Harry. It's Pi and Harry. Oh, so I was actually right. When you were stood next to me, JJ, with Toby, did Toby control you to kill me?
No, so I'm his guardian angel.
So I have to protect Toby.
So how the hell did someone kill me if no one stood next to me?
Oh yeah, no, I have no idea.
All right, who do I trust here? Don't go near me, mate. Fuck off. We're cool. Anita, do I trust you? I don't know if I do. I don't know if I do.
I'm safe. I'm hanging around people so you can see
that I haven't done anything.
Oh, the reactor's gone off.
We're screwed.
Ah, I'll do the bottom one.
Eat some of this goat killed pie, surely. I can fix it. No, it's been fixed. Fair enough. Nice and quick.
Now, is there a dead body?
Are you?
You scumbag.
Oh my gosh.
Yes! Yes!
I was right.
How did I win that?
JJ, I had to shush you because you was talking too much. You was going to get us killed.
Oh, so you guessed me.
You told me you're my guardian. What am I going to do?
Yeah, fair.
That all makes sense.
Wait, Harry and Pi, what happened? Because you guys were the ones that were next to me
and killed me.
No, we didn't. So Harry got controlled and then killed you. But I knew Harry was being controlled. So I told Harry, don't tell anyone in the meeting that you was being controlled. So I told Harry, don't tell anyone in the meeting that you're being controlled because we can try and see who pins it on Harry.
And then straight away, Harry went, I was controlled. So that plan was going to go. I'm assuming it was Toby that did it.
Was it you, Toby? I did control Harry.
Yes, there we go.
Yeah, so I was controlling Harry while I killed you.
What?
What? Big lady cock.
What?
What?
What did she say?
Nothing.
What was that one?
I think I know who that is.
I don't know.
I need one unlocked. Yes, we made it again.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.
So, so how do we... Okay, so we've got to protect Deji.
Okay, I'm just going to be by myself. Oh, hi, Trixie.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Wait, what does this do? Oh, no.
What the...
How?
We haven't been playing a game.
Who did it? Kick him.
Yeah, JJ's gone.
No, we's gone. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Hold on. Hold on. I didn't know what the button did.
Just Insta skip.
Oh, he's a button. Is he a button?
What's his role?
That a button what?
He's a button Barry.
Insta skip.
I am an engine.
If you see me in the vents, I'm an engineer. I'm not a murderer I swear. What?
You can guess roles.
I'm the engineer.
No I'm the engineer.
Let's all go to a vent and see if you can jump in it or not.
That sounds suspicious.
We'll have an engineer off.
If he goes in it, he's the guy.
He literally said he's going to go to the toilet.
He's gone to the toilet.
60 a minute. I'm not sure I can do this anymore guys.
Do you want to do my Pingu impression?
Lift him in a bit.
That's pretty good.
He's in the room. It's like he's in the room.
Right, saying it right now, if Harry actually goes in the vent, he is not an engineer I am I swear down let's go find a vent then
Anto. Tom stop telling everyone you're an engineer. I'm back I'm back. I'm not a bad guy. I'm an engineer. He's not an engineer. You can guess roles Tom. You can guess roles which will get you killed. How? Just don't tell people what you are
who's venting with me come on
no i'm not going with you two follow me because i don't trust these guys
wait where are you
follow me these guys are just as fucked they want me to get in their hole with them wait what's going on here
this lobby is so cooked.
How is this so hard? Just slide it across. Is this a car? Just slide it across.
Nice and easy. I didn't see him die.
Where did he die?
Freezy.
No, I saw pie.
Freezy?
It's pie.
Oh, pie, pie, pie. It was pie. Someone died.
Who checked him out?
Wait, in which room?
I don't see.
I think it was me.
No, it didn't.
Oh, there you are. What the hell is this about?
Are you joking me? Scumbags, man.
Fucking scumbags. Wait, so if I tell people I'm the imitator,
would I die as well?
What?
I'm an imitator, don't make me feel bad.
So, guys, you've all seen Pi die. Who killed him?
Well, I wanna know who wasn't there because you're gonna do the control thing.
Me, Anita and Toby weren't there. We just got the card.
Well, we were all moving. I was there.
It couldn't be us doing the controls.
Yeah, Anita, safe.
No, everyone was moving. I thought Freezy died. I thought Cal died. I did the killing, Harry.
So then it's probably Anita.
Anita was moving, it's not her.
It was me.
It was me.
It wasn't me.
She literally said it.
Yeah, see?
She literally said it.
What?
Oh my God, no!
That was such a-
She literally said it was me! You lot are pissing me off, man. There's only nine of us, you can't be the only ones to do this!
All right, wait.
Fuck me.
Aw, I miss Simon and Vik.
This is fucking tragic.
Aw, I need some sense in here.
I need some more in order.
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
Why are you, oh, because I'm a frog. What the fuck? Leave it on you freak. He gets on the broken.
Every time I think we can't get more scuffed lovey we do.
Alright Deji I want to have a quick word with you. Let me say something. Come over here.
Alright.
Harry fall back once I want to speak to you. What do you want?
Dej come over here.
Wait why? Why?
Nah Harry fall back bro.
I'm serious fall back bro, I'm serious fall back bro. It's just me. I just need to have a little combo. All right.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get sliced.
He just did it.
He's dead, he just killed the body.
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit. He's taking, Cal's just taking Deji away.
All right.
Harry kill him.
What? Oh, oh, wait, I have a medical condition. I say some shit sometimes.
It was me! It was me! It was me! It was me! It was me! It was me! It was me!
It was me!
It was me!
It was me! Oh Tom don't approve your imposter. No, because you actually will you'll kill me straight away. Well now watch this
That means you're right so Harry's engineer
Right, well in the net, how do you do how do we kill it? Why are you not all chilling here together? I saw it. I saw it was I have not been i've not been posted once all we saw was harry dive downed it harry dived down the fucking
He literally said
It's tom. I saw him do it. I saw him whip out his knife slice
How are we? I saw him do it, I saw him whip out his knife, slice Harry's throat. Blood pouring everywhere.
All right, we'll just get rid of JJ
and make this nice and quick.
Wait, what? What? What?
Where is he?
Let's get this round over with.
No, wait.
But why is no one else speaking?
I have nothing to say, I'm skipping.
Pie?
Pie face? Yes. I don't know who was out of the two of you. Freezy was there as well. Freezy, did you?
Yeah, it was JJ. Pie is the only person who's not said anything whilst we've been stood in that room.
Well, Freezy, well, JJ's saying it's Tom. Tom's saying it's JJ. Freezy, who are you saying it is?
No, I didn't. It's just because you're racist
Yes, we sold racism today we sold racism No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No!
No!
No!
No! No! No! No, Josh was controlling some way
Look shit, I've done that one so many
Them We have still just them. Yeah, I'm looking at the map. It's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh, it's Josh. Josh Avery, he's the puppet master.
I'm sorting out our plan.
He's the puppet master.
It's Josh, it's Josh.
Swear down.
I'm sorting out our plan.
It's Josh, it's Josh.
We got you.
Yeah, we caught you.
It's Josh, it's Josh. Can I just assess the room JJ was stood next to me pie and Harry and you're just throwing accusations out like no tomorrow
But Josh didn't move so he's the popper master it's Josh it's Josh Tom
One's gonna be JJ then guys, what are we doing here? What are we doing? Just press skip? Are you the imposter? I need a press skip. I need a press skip. I need to press skip. I need to press skip.
I need to press skip.
I need to press skip. I need to press skip.
I need to press skip. I need to press skip. Nah, this stupid game. Aye, JJ. JJ, racism is still alive and kicking, my boy.
Ah! Yo!
Who switched that then? Do we?
Bitch.
Who could switch that?
They don't wanna do it.
Oh, it's Anita. Yeah, someone switched it.
Yeah, Anita, she has Swapper.
No, I don't, I don't. I genuinely don't.
Why would I do that?
I actually have no idea who's the killer. I have a hunch that it was Pi and Freezy, but I actually genuinely have no idea.
Ah, I see what this can do.
Hello, Josh.
Hello.
Are you killer? No, but I've got something that could help us if you're not killer.
I'm not killer. I saved your life just then.
I need to get Tom to come with me so we can do the reactor. Where's Tom?
Tom, Tom, Tom, come with me, come with me, come with me. I don't trust anyone. Send them away from me. Mate, he's been fucking chasing me. Run, run, run, run run run run he's been chasing me run he's been chasing me bye oh here we go just double kill it reactor don't start yet yeah yeah yeah yeah yep
is which way is reactor this way yeah in here go to the bottom go to the bottom
i need to do
oh for goodness Oh my God. I told you it was Tom. I told you it was Tom. Tom decided to kill him for about three hours ago. It's because JJ and Deji are just waffling the outside.
JJ and Deji are doing the mad team. Well, I did say it was Tom at first. That was my first ever game of Among Us I won.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. JJ and Deji are doing a mad team. Well, I did say it was Thomas first. That was my first ever game of Among Us I won. Come on, man, we're sending it boys. We got to beat the imposter. We got to beat the imposter, come on.
I love you.
Come on guys, we're going to catch a win.
We got to beat the imposter.
Give me a fucking role, man.
I'm tired of crewmates. That was a bit obvious
Bloody hell, it's been the most Knackered session ever. We've got nine people still trying to get a tent for us
What's what's the what's the reach on the kill? Like if I'm sorry, can you kill me me how about how about you just fuck off whoa what's the reach on a kill how about you fucking kill these nuts bro whoa whoa whoa let me in dead we got some shit yeah you guys out you guys
suspicious okay let's just say it's Tom okay let's say we saw Tom Ben and we
saw you can say whatever the hell you got Dad want to say JJ
JJ
Okay, dad's ass
I'm all good. I'm all I'm just chillin. I feel like you haven't really been a part of this video I keep getting killed early doors. Yeah Oh yeah It's get out of my yard! I was meant to protect you! I was meant to protect you!
No! Fuck!
Hello Josh
For fuck sake
Who was that?
Wait what?
Help! Help!
Whatever the hell Freezy said it wasn't me
That is a joke! Tom! Tom! It's Tom!
Wait wait wait Josh why did you just walk across the border?
I'm being controlled
Oh
I saw Tom kill
Who was in cafeteria was the killer
Right then it's Free, it's Tom. Then it's Freezy and Deji.
I promise you there was no control
or anything on my screen. I'm voting Deji because I heard Deji's voice
when I got swapped.
Thank you.
I wasn't controlling anyone.
Wait, what?
It's Tom.
When I got the last edit glitched out It was literally Tom. Well. It's clearly not Deji and Rosie were in the in the first room with me And they were like trying to get me to go away, and I didn't and then all of a sudden most people died wait Toby Because you can control them and kill people Toby Toby who did you vote for I voted Deji wait how did three people die though because if they both use the control thing and freeze and Yeah, I'm taking this now. You guys are just going completely wrong.
Crocs chat is turning everyone dumb, bro.
You guys are just going completely wrong.
Crocs chat is turning everyone dumb.
All right, fair play, JJ, man.
Yeah, no worries, man.
How do you want to die?
That's a sweet victory, bro. You deserve that.
How do you want to die? Nah, bro, you do what you want, wait, wait. Explode. What's just happened there? Let me slice Freezy, please. Nah, you fucked me up, bro.
I got like 32 seconds to slice you up, bro.
Yeah, aha.
I'm off, I'm off.
I'm in the burners. You are not getting me, bro.
Where are you going, pussy?
I'm gone missed the button. You missed the button? I could have hit swap, I run JJ and thingy.
Why would you miss the button, Josh?
Oh, don't kill me, please.
You can't catch me.
You can't catch me. I need that burger.
I'm trying to get that burger. I'm too fast for you, bro. Nah, you can't get me. I'm getting that burger, bro.
I'm biting into that juiciness.
You can't catch me.
Yeah.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. Oh, damn it.
You know I'm going to die to this right now.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Oh, someone do the other one. Wait, stop.
Toby, please don't. I'm gonna kill someone please help wait why are you both saying this I've been under control it's okay just Josh I think it's bullshit it's not always you died wait what wait how is it just those three? That, wait, wait, so it's, does that mean there's only one of you that's an imposter?
Yes, and JJ said it was him last round.
No, it has to be JJ, because if you and me were stood together, you just got the draw, and JJ killed the other body.
Does you do it?
Because me and Josh were with each other.
No, no, no, but-
It is, it is totally you. But just just was the quiet one
This is bullshit you controlled Josh Josh accidentally killed him and you kill freeze because freezing was so next to you. It's you
Easy, I've called your plate. I've called yours. I've absolutely- Tobi, it was on a plate!
It was on a plate, Tobi!
And we just skilled it, Josh.
I'm not sure what happened.
Let's go, Tobi!
I think we just skilled it.
Did we?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We beat the imposter!
We beat the imposter!
We have deduction! JJ you scumbag! JJ by the way you bastard I was your guardian angel you just killed me
No bro
I can't tell you what happened I went to kill Josh and then I just died
What?
I stabbed myself in the back
I think I was under control still
No
I can't be arsed bro
I'll kiss your tits. I'll kiss your tits.
What?
Why?
How the turntables. There's no way. How the turntables.
There's no way.
No, no. Wait, I can hide. There's no way! No! No!
Wait, I...
I can hide.
Wait, one sec. I need to find JJ.
Where are you going?
I need to find JJ.
Guys like shit out of JJ.
Do the test like a good boy.
He doesn't know I'm here.
Wait, Anita, come over here. Anita, wait, Anita. I'm your guardian angel.
Tom's telling me to come over here. Just so you know, Deji.
Shut the fuck up!
Alright, I got you.
I'm coming, but Deji knows.
Right, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hello? What are you doing? This is so suspicious, my dude.
Can you see that?
No, stay still. I can't see shit. I can't see shit. You can't see it. No
No, what are you doing? It's so suspicious. I see a very suspicious
Bitch, why are you insulting me? Toby Toby Toby? I've got secret tell you Secret I am the sheriff. Okay, so if you suspect someone let me know and I'll offer Again, God to stay away from you then why are you the are you the imposter? Josh Josh Josh Josh secret. Yeah So if you think if you suspect anyone let me know Free you have to go find JJ
Freezy had to find JJ
Right in front of me right in front of me you guys who just walk past me on the very bottom of the map Cal Cal just walk straight past me.
No, it's not.
No, it's Tom bro.
What?
No.
No, no.
How are you turning that around?
Yes, Deji!
No, Deji wasn't.
Deji, that's a good point, you know?
That's a great point.
Deji wasn't JJ anyway.
Wait, why is it not me?
No, no, no, no.
He does because when it's Aja and I'm in the corner with you.
If it's not Tom, then it's just you.
I voted Pi, I voted Pi.
People don't understand. I'm gonna be- Before you skip, before you skip, Harry. Harry, did you not just walk past me on the bottom left of the map?
Right, Pyro?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you guys can still hear me.
It was you and me, and I'm telling you, you walked past me and I saw Freezy killing.
Can I speak? You don't have to convince me. I believe you, I believe you. Can I speak, please? Yeah, I was I was clearly controlled the fact that Tom is trying to lay it on so thick is so bait That him might not be the one controlling
That's the worst terrible job. What are you talking about? I was being controlled and the JJ, I was moving, I ran past JJ.
I know it Tom, otherwise you don't stick on like that.
You were still trying.
I was just standing in the starting lobby for the entire game and no one was there.
Toby's got some fuzzy roll on here
because I was not still still.
You can vote mate, just so you know. I ran past JJ. All right, you trying to, yeah. Okay, there's a swapper in here. Oh, that was a little.
Someone's trying to stitch up JJ.
Yeah, I can't lie, that swapper stinks, bro.
Some nuts swapper.
Everybody, obviously, Tom.
That sounds like you and us are fucked.
I'm gonna save the day. I'm gonna save the day.
Yeah.
Tom is thick as fine, you know, maybe too many zombie games
Hey, I'm fucking chilling. I'm big chillin, bro. Actually You get you get reports straight away He's going Fuck you. Nah, maybe go pretend to do your tasks. Stand back Tom. Stand back. Stand back
No Go on, pretend to do your tasks. Stand back Tom, stand back, stand back. No!
Who even killed him just then?
I thought it was Freezy!
I thought it was Freezy!
Uhhhhhh...
No one's gonna know.
So look, it was Pie. Pie told me he controlled Freezy last round. Wait, can I say what happened? Pie told me he controlled Freezy last round wait can I
You can repeat that Harry said Tom get back trying to save my life, and then you just killed him Why are you keep trying to stick it on me, bro? This is so weird it must be you
Nobody people in front of me. I told me you can throw freezy last round Josh
Thank you. I think it's pie and Tom. That's my, because I've never seen Tom get like this.
This is weird behavior, bro.
This is, this is just, you're, you're, you're full of shit.
Freezy, I'd like to know why you think it's me, just out of interest.
Nah, just cause what Toby said.
Like, I just got back to him.
He's on the, he's on some sort of role. Who is? Why am I playing games? Pie, you told me you controlled Freezy last round. Don't say I'm playing games.
And I know that JJ knows that's bullshit.
JJ knows that's bullshit because I ran past JJ.
JJ doesn't know shit bro.
Honestly.
JJ you ran out of communication.
You know what, pie?
I'm voting you.
Wait, for the love of God sake.
Fuck you pie.
Toby, come here.
What's your beef?
I want your beef. Don't tell me to, what do you mean what's my beef? What's your beef pie? Why are you killing guys and blaming Freezy? Why are you killing guys and blaming Freezy?
I didn't controlled Freezy. You controlled Freezy?
That's bullshit.
No one will ever believe you.
I know it's lies.
For that kill, only Harry, me, Freezy and someone else in the room.
Tom.
It was me.
Yeah. Honestly, if you had a fucking brain cell.
It's gotta be Freezy or Tom. If it's not me. Josh, let me tell you something. I was controlled in the first one. The second one, he just fucking died.
I think it's Tom because he's laying on so thick.
It's actually weird.
How did he just die?
Yeah, how did he just die?
I actually have no idea.
He literally just died in front of me.
Okay, I'll back you up for the funsies.
Stop wasting your time.
Freezy.
I'll revive you, Tom. How is that possible? You made a great mistake. If you want to win this game, vote Pies.
No, it has to be Freezy.
It's Pies.
If it's not Tom, it has to be Freezy.
Pies controlling people.
I'm controlling nobody.
The problem is the roles are so confused. Freezy didn't say he was getting controlled
at the time though, Toby.
I did, I did.
On the first one I was, not the second one. Yeah, so then on that second one, if it wasn't Tom, it has to be you. Then it might have been Tom then. It has to, it could have been Tom though. Fucking Zerkaa the whole time.
Oh my God.
Am I meeting again now?
Yeah, I just, I want to get rid of either Tom.
Tom's gone.
I mean, Pai or Freezy. We still genuinely have like shit to figure out. If we got it right, we need to find out if we got it right or not.
Why don't we just vote again?
Yeah, so let's vote Pi.
We need to find out motivation.
You just wasted a thing. I'm gonna skip here.
Am I wasting this?
Pi.
Yeah, I'm gonna skip this as well.
I said I skipped, I voted Pi again.
Yeah, I vote we've got. Don't you dare fucking stop.
Cause that was.
Oh for God's sake.
Yes. Oh, it's okay though.
Ty is fine right?
Someone's trying to troll you.
This Deji, Deji's a swapper.
Deji try that shit again.
What happens if you're in silence as well.
This kid, if you're in silence.
I can't like, you know what JJ, I like the idea of getting rid of fire.
Come here, come here.
Let me talk to you.
Well, why do you want to get rid of fire?
He's been spoken to over there.
Is it because you're a burger?
Ah, that was so class.
You say that one more fucking time.
I'm going to go back. Hey, freeze it.
I'm not liking the slander on me here, by the way, mate. You kill me then or control me to kill somebody like everybody stitches
Don't say nothing I'm gonna kill you. All right, okay, perfect. I got you.
No.
Nah, you're done. It's Toby, it's Toby, it's Toby, it's Toby, it's Toby. Bro, he literally pulled me to the corner and said, hey, it's not Pi, it's me. It's Toby, it's Toby, it's Toby. You said you got my back, you bitch. You might be, it's Jester on there.
Dead, you might be Jestering. You might be Jestering.
Where in this game, bro?
He could be Jestering.
Oh, there's Jester in it.
I'm skipping.
So I mean, Tobi's playing my game.
I'm burning pie, guys.
It's Pie, it's Pie, it's Pie. It's Pie, it's Pie, it's Pie. Dead is to try and swap someone, but I'll be funny again.
Guys, it's Pie.
We're gonna lose an innocent person.
Dead.
See?
Oh my God.
Dead swap.
Dead swap.
Dead swap.
Dead.
What is your game here, man? Pie you know what you're doing bro? This is an attack, this is an attack Yeah it is
Hey Dej come let me talk to you
Let me talk to you Dej
Oh dear
What the fuck is your problem? I told you that in confidence What are you doing that shit? I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got scared I'm never trusting you again I told you I wasn't gonna kill you
I told you I wasn't gonna kill you I told you I wasn't gonna kill you and you fucking did that
you just die I don't think I'm a big bastard, because I bet it. Please don't kill me. I'm sorry. Josh, fuck off, man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What?
What? What?
What? That's actually not funny. Where's Josh? I can't call bloody reactor because I keep getting a button.
Yo, do something.
Go on then.
Fucking do something, Pie, you little bitch.
Alright.
Fucking do something then.
Go on then.
What's that?
Go on, mate.
Yeah, that's what I fucking thought.
Yeah, fall back, little bro.
I'll follow you if you're up there. I don't mind. I must be doing- Freezy, come to the next corner, I got a secret to tell you. Freezy, come here, I got a secret to tell you. I just get so caught up in the moment.
I want to apologize to all the Among Us fans out there. Chip fat puts that shit in.
I knew it, man.
Fuck this guy. Fucking called it.
Now Josh gets a kill, we win.
You're an engineer, innit? Or you're an engineer in it or you're imposter. I would say Hello, hey, hey
Hey, hey
Okay, yeah, we're a bit I speak that Josh Josh Josh Josh. I'm sorry. I would What now but telling you to fuck off, okay, okay, I was trying to say I think he's uh, it's this guy
Yeah, he speaks frog. Let me just control someone.
Wait, I just saw someone just.
Someone just vent.
Right.
No, wait, what's going on then?
I'm lost.
What's going on then?
Nah, fuck this.
Nah, what's going on then?
Wait, hang on, let me control.
I got controlled.
Wait, what?
Oh, no. Wait, hang on, let me control. I got controlled. Wait, what? Oh.
No way.
I owe an apology to Cal for easy.
I'm so sorry.
Cal, you acted so suspicious though.
What are you talking? I didn't even say anything, bro.
No bro, you just threw it back on me so much that it was obviously me. I was like, I clearly didn't do anything.
Excuse me, he did what?
He did what? He did what?
Wait, what?
This caught the warm at the time, man.
Josh, I trusted you, Josh.
I trusted you.
Sorry, man.
Guys, I told you it was Py.
Fuck you lot.
I did say it was Py.
Also, I was Jester and I nearly had it Hi, fuck off man, you're ruining my games bro. What were you? Just star.
Ah, yes.
Yes.
Fucking bastards.
Yes.
After searching high and low, Josh finally found a 10th player.
All right, Josh, are you okay?
We're getting Memeulous in.
I thought he was dead.
Wait, that brother with the bandana and the glasses.
Yeah, Memeulous.
Ha ha.
Can you hear us? But there were some technical issues.
George!
I can hear a crazy echo.
George!
There's a crazy echo.
George! Hey, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's going on?
His microphone is a speaker. It's echoing and then everything went to shit To your actual microphone, please I This is so shit. We're all like 30 years old. This is embarrassing, bro.
30 years old, and new doing like fucking Pingu.
Like, what's going on?
Oi, don't fucking diss Pingu.
No, I love Pingu.
Like, he's great.
Give us a new new then, Tom.
Go on, give us one.
New new!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Bah bah bah bah!
Bah bah bah bah! I'm not gonna lie, just post this bit post this bit its content bro
wait what we call this episode
the worst
episode ever
lets go
fucking crazy
this has got to be the most broken god knows whats going on
here we go
is that 9 or 10 here? Oh you're not even ending it. Oh you are! Go on son! Yeah! Harry, how did you end up in a wheelchair?
I fucked his kids.
I'm so sorry you lot. This is your first one. I'm so sorry. It's normally a bit more put together.
I don't believe you Harry.
Oh I like that shit.
That's pretty cool. Wait, actually? Good! Oh wait, oh, Pies dead!
Oh no!
Let's just carry on guys. Oh my god.
Wait, what are we doing?
Nah, it's alright guys, just carry on.
Just skip.
Wait, there's no one here.
Wait, Harry, are you skipping?
I'm skipping.
I'm skipping. I'm skipping. That's all right guys, just carry on as normal, just skip. Carry on. Just skip, just skip. Wait, there's no one here, any?
Wait, Harry, are you skipping?
I'm skipping man, I'm getting out of here.
Yeah, who was with me and Harry?
Who was with me and Harry?
Me, it was me, it was me, it was me, it was me.
No, Anita, Anita, what? I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm distracted. I can't do that. I can't do that. Did they have Pingu in Scotland?
Pingu?
Scottish Pingu.
Did they have Pingu in Scotland?
What does Scottish Pingu sound like?
Scottish Pingu.
Noo, noo.
Noo, noo.
Noo, noo.
Noo, fucking noo.
Like. Hey, Dej, let me talk to you. What? No no! No no! No fucking no like!
Hey Dej let me talk to you.
Alright. Go ahead.
Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Wait it's you!
Wait how are you doing that?
I just know how to do it. I just know how to explain it.
Give me that! I've got about 10 minutes left. What?
We got a whole video to do after this bro. Oh fuck, gotta put it together. I'll be honest bro, I've got about 10 minutes left.
What?
We got a whole video to do after this bro. Nah, nah, nah bro, this is a joke.
It's been three hours man.
I know, welcome to my life.
JJ? Yes?
What the fuck is this recording session bro?
Honestly, I'm just the most-
Harry literally pulled us to one side and apologized.
Really?
He's like, I'm sorry, this doesn't usually happen.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Honestly, I've never seen anything like this.
I've literally been invited so many times to do this, and I'm just like, guys, I don't have like two hours out of my day to play like among us and then the one time I do it I'm like I've been here for five hours, and we've recorded one half a video Did you see that Just got controlled It's Tom. It's Tom guys dead. She just used to use your fucking brain cells having a conversation and moving around
I didn't have time to pause select someone You did the kill man. Yes. I did the kill I was getting control yeah No, I was getting controlled and they got killed Deji was so so adamant. It was me instantly. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, low key.
Deji was standing.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I guess, I guess.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what just happened?
That means shoot, Tobi.
Wait, what? No, no, no that, you lot.
He was an engineer.
Oh, Tobi, you just got caught out by that guy.
Don't do, I was with Deji the whole time. If I wanted to kill him, I would have killed him, bro.
That's true.
No, it is true, it is true.
Wait, wait, wait, question.
If- Tom, you saw me run down and you were screaming, I'm getting controlled, I'm getting controlled, run away. I got pulled into the main room and got- Okay, so I was moving that whole time.
You were.
Everyone who was with me was moving except from Deji.
JJ's his own little well being quiet, to be fair.
So is JJ.
What do you mean being quiet?
I'm eating.
JJ was dead, Deji.
JJ was being like, The wheels weren't working and he parked up. Yeah, that means he was controlling something.
He said his wheels weren't working,
that was why he was in the middle. Someone put a stick in between his wheels,
he could have moved.
He could have moved.
Wait, are you actually being serious here or not?
I don't know.
No, I'm not being, I've got this point.
Where was Tobi though?
Tobi, where'm gonna skip because I don't know.
You can't call me Nunu because I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I'm in a wheelchair.
I should have said noot noot.
Oh, what is this lobby, man?
This is too suspicious.
Oh, get rid of Harry, man. How have I managed to get away with that? I literally stood still in the middle of everyone It might be Cal actually I don't even know
Where were you? I was over here, me and Deji were over here We spent the whole round No me and Deji were here at the start Tom listen to me!
No! Fucking!
It's just me and fucking Toby!
It's Toby! It's Toby Josh is Toby Eli. He just straight up straight up lied to me about where he was and what he was doing He's lied. Keep your item
I'm gonna control Toby. Oh
I'm being controlled. I'm being controlled. I'm being controlled Josh run run. Could you hear me then? Josh? Yeah. I swear. I swear to you lied to me. I haven't told you. Listen to what I was saying. What were
you saying? Me and Ted were there at the start of the round doing Donald Duck impressions. Then we ran down
to show people and then you
were screaming. I'm being
controlled. I'm being
controlled. Run away, so I run away from you. I believe Toby. I believe that. I know he's right. I believe Toby, yeah. He said the same thing to me, by the way. He said, I'm being controlled, run away.
And I called him in. No, Josh, I swear to you, I was being controlled.
I said I called him in because he said run away.
Wait, you, wait a minute.
Toby, did you just say you were being controlled
and you ran away? You vote me. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears. Bears.
Bears.
Bears.
Bears.
Bears. Bears. I saved you with a skip. I saved you with a skip. Yeah, go right.
Wait, can we not just try, crewmates, can we not just try and do it and win the game?
We are. I've got one left.
I was doing fuck all of them.
Sorry, I'm a bit of a fucker by the way.
You've got one left, mate.
Mate, meat control.
Come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait up here. JJ, we need to do this. We need to do this. You guys are doing it. I'm doing the download.
We have to go.
Nice JJ.
Yeah, it's a JJ.
He's not present there.
Oh my God, it's one of these two.
It's JJ.
I'm watching Toby.
Toby's there. It was Toby.
Ah, Toby.
No.
Shit.
Let's fucking go.
Yes. It was Toby! Ah! Toby! No! Let's fucking go, dude. Yeah! Let's go!
You guys have been impostors. Let's go!
The same duo three times.
Oh my God.
Toby, I saw you do that as well.
You scumbag.
It's the same fucking duo.
I was onto you, Toby. I fucking knew it.
Yeah, but that. JJ controlled me.
What the?
Wait, seriously?
Yeah, he controlled me. And I said, Josh, run away.
That's an elite play.
That is crazy.
I can't lie, Tom is a W crew mate in my opinion.
Oh, I'll take that.
Wait.
Yeah, because I can't fucking lie I'm just telling you the truth. What a strange flex. It's Freezy.
Wait, Freezy, were you Jester? Nah, I don't like to show my hands, bro.
I'm mucking this hand.
I'll go back and just check the clip, bro.
What?
Nah.
She's out, she's out, she's out.
Nah, nah, you'll cut that edit because I'm getting trouble.
Did you show them the impression now? Show Dick, show Dick with sprinkles.
Whoa, those sprinkles is kinda cool actually. Right, come on crew mates, let's do it this time.
This might be the record for the most games ever in one video.
Yeah, make content.
Bro, I'm getting all the lame ass rolls, man.
Guys, I'm engineer.
Guys, I'm imposter. What's this? Wait, you are? Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Watch this. Ready? Go on.
I think he is. I think he's playing us.
JJ just kill me. I know it's you and Toby again. Just kill me. But I don't wanna.
Yo, we just hit that little- Yo, we just killed a whole bloodline baby.
Uh-huh. It's what we do killed a whole blood lab baby. Uh huh.
This is what we do. No more of them olatunji. No more of them. They done.
They done.
They done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pause it.
A spliff real quick man.
I think it's Harry.
Yeah.
Yeah. You already know what it is. You don't play, you don't play with.
No.
Who is it?
Oh my gosh.
Okay, I have something to say. I have something to say. Okay, I saw someone jump in the vent and he's like, look, I'm an imposter and he jumped in the vent, right?
No, no, no.
I swear Harry came and watched and then he just left into the room, into the middle room, and when I went into the middle room, there were two dead bodies in there. So what did you just do, Harry? Where did you just go? Because like, all of a sudden there's two bodies where I just saw you go. I followed you like three seconds after.
Hear me out, I was controlled, and they made me jump in a vent.
No, no, no, no, you said you couldn't go in a vent. You can't. You wouldn't want to. I mean, I could have stopped it. He literally said the words,
I'm gonna go in the vent.
Watch this, and then jumped in the vent.
You couldn't go in the vent.
You were still in the bus.
I was controlling it.
I got in the vent.
Harry, what's your role?
I have no role.
I'm crew mate. So you couldn't even be an engineer that was controlled to jump in the vent?
Okay.
Dude, you're off-tip.
Bye, bitch.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Show dick, show dick, show dick.
Where's Sprinkles?
Where's Sprinkles?
My plan kind of backfired.
Oh, mate.
All right, who else is suspicious now, then?
Oh, dear.
Mate.
Is it? Who else is suspicious now then? Oh dear. Me? Wait, who? Wait, Anita just ticked that it was her.
She literally just...
What?
That makes sense. But, alright, watch this. Anita, are you actually...
I love Dick. I love killing.
It is. She looks killing Dick.
She's got...
Run!
Run!
She's not high, it's not high, it's not high. She's not- I'm gonna do tasks.
No, she's got Harry, she's got Harry out.
I'm just doing tasks, leave me alone, okay?
I'm in the sun, I'm talking to you.
Um...
It's not an issue. Well, you're being quiet. You, hey, watch yourself.
Me? Yep, watch yourself. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh on, what? I said if we, is this the, you!
Oh my God!
You were about to get shot Freezy as well.
Yeah, don't be bringing those memes around here boy.
How are you an engineer?
Yeah, but I didn't want to say, I didn't want to say.
Were you about to die? You probably should have said considering like.
I'm sorry Harry. No it's fine, that's on me, don't worry. You're a wizard Harry. I'm a what?
You're a wizard Harry for fuck's sake!
I'm not a fucking wizard Hagrid!
You're a wizard Harry. You're a wizard Harry. You're a wizard Harry.
You're a wizard Harry.
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