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The Final Wheel of MUT Season! Ep

The Final Wheel of MUT Season! Ep. #48

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This is the Wheel of Mutt. We start with an all-silver lineup with the goal of winning the Super Bowl. Before each game, we'll spin a wheel to add players to our roster. If we win, we keep them.

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If we lose, the team resets. We've got to win five games before we lose three to make the playoffs and then go undefeated all the way to the big game. Let's kick this off. It's a brand new season of Wheel of Mutt and gentlemen, it's an honor to share this moment with you. Madam 26 Wheel of Mutt has been amazing.

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From Lion season to Patriots to Seahawks to Cleveland Browns to Chicago Bears to whatever team we get for season 6. It's been an amazing journey, gentlemen. Now, trust me, I've seen the mm dementia allegations. So I have a checklist This is a brand new season and the first thing to check is our 40 bomb hunter Henry in the playoffs last season I dropped a 40 bomb that allows me to open any NFL trading card pack and add one player to the team I proceeded to pull hunter Henry and use him for the Super Bowl We decided that should carry over to this season since I only had him for one game. So first things first, our starting tight end on the new season is 96 overall limited Hunter

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Henry. The next item is a new prestige player. Prestige players are always locked into my lineup and if I make a Super Bowl, I get a new one. For example, Jackson Smith and Jigma is a prestige player. He carries over into this season. He's a 97 overall limited He's a dog and our new prestige player is not on offense. This is our current offense We have prestige Trent Williams at left tackle not my best prestige. We've got our 40 Bob Hunter Henry. We've got prestige Justin Jefferson He's been an absolute unit for us all year long

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This was a good prestige and we've got prestige Ashton Jente at running back, much needed in our backfield. So that's the offense. My prestige player was on defense. It's the defensive player of the year, Miles Garrett. This was such a hard prestige option.

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I can't lie to you. Now, Miles Garrett is insane, not only because his stats are crazy, 99 block shed, 98 power moves, but miles garrett is crazy because he gets an automatic x-factor that starts the Game, so he has fear monger activated snap one Which gives you a chance to pressure the quarterback while engaged with a blocker you can basically make your opponent's quarterback throw a bad Ball for no reason he also gets double or nothing for zero ap alongside defensive rally for zero ap either this card is

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Completely unfair I was hesitant to go with miles garrett because've already prestiged Micah Parsons but because of the injury I really don't know if Micah's getting another card. We still have our prestige Patrick Sertan the flashback thank god he got this flashback card. Sertan was looking like the worst prestige ever. Why did Sertan get a flashback? He's still in the league I don't know but it clutched up for us because he's got ultimate shutdown, stone wall, and deep zone KO. This card is crazy.

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For what it's worth, I almost prestige this Julius Peppers. We only got to see this Julius Peppers for one game, but he was insane. But I'm happy with my decision. Miles Garrett is gonna wreak havoc down there.

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So this is your top five. Top 5, Miles Garrett, Jackson Smith, Pat Sertangenti, and Jefferson, all prestige players. Which takes us to the next piece of our checklist. The Challenge Wheel Pack in the Super Bowl. We had a challenge to score more than 45 fantasy points with one player. And Jackson Smith and Jigba had one of the best single game performances ever, dropping over 50. For completing that challenge, I get one of any pack in the store that includes training

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So I could go with an 89 plus overall team of the year player, but there's actually an Unbelievable pack in the store right now. This was built for wheel of mud This team of the year booster pack gives me a 91 plus 389 plus and 389 plus on top of that This is why you complete your challenges ladies and gentlemen every single player we pull right here and 389 plus on top of that. Oh! Stupid dummy, stupid double D, honker cracked. This is why you complete your challenges,

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ladies and gentlemen. Every single player we pull right here will get added to the lineup. Now, 89 overalls aren't gonna win us games, but they're gonna help us a ton right now. Mary DK, 92 speed, six foot one.

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That's gonna be wide receiver three. It's a good start. is dupes we want to make sure we're getting new cards. Carl Banks not the best not the worst a 6-4 strong side linebacker will be better than the like silvers I have in there. Collector's series Zeke Elliot. We've got ourselves a fullback slash halfback two. I didn't know Zeke Elliot had a card that's actually kind of sick. Charverius Ward can go to corner two because we are going to need some What we don't want that was the worst case scenario so we can obviously use the 91 over the 89 every single one of these Matters Travis Jones. I don't have a d-tackle. That's huge. I'll be getting tackle We've got a redux player to end this thing out. What do you got?

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Donald oh, that's so sick. Yo, Aaron Donald has not got a new card yet But dude, don't you think EA's gonna give Aaron Donald like a 98 Ultimate Ledge or something crazy like that? This could be an amazing pack a punch in the future. So with all of our prestiges and that pack, we're up to an 85 overall. We've got DK at wide receiver 3. Ezekiel Elliott is at halfback 2. I'm also gonna put him at fullback.

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We still don't have a single offensive lineman outside of Trent Williams, so we've got a lot of work to do in that regard. Defensively though, some really nice additions. We got Carl Banks at Strongside. We've got two new D-tackles in Aaron Donald and Travis Jones. Charverius Ward at Corner 2. Which leads us to the final piece of the checklist, the Super Bowl pack. If we make the Super Bowl, we get a new prestige player. If we win the Super Bowl, we get an additional pack at the start of next episode. There has to be some incentive to win the Super Bowl. Obviously we want to win it now The bad news is the pack I just opened was a single-use pack. It was super good So I didn't really expect to get it twice with the next best pack flashbacks mini

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Fantasy we get one of 289 plus and one of 292 plus so we're only gonna get two players But they should be high overalls and maybe if we got like crazy lucky we could pull like a 97 limited. It is technically possible. But these are the 89 pluses. So hopefully we can finesse a 92 or better out of here. Malcolm Rodriguez, I mean he's a Detroit Lion. I like that. I do already have a strong side linebacker. He probably moved to weak side. If this isn't better, I actually don't have a quarterback right now. Are we really going to take flashback a tongue of Iloa? I'm gonna rega is actually pretty good to 87 speed 87 Excel. I'm taking Malcolm Rodriguez

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These are the 92 pluses and I gotta say right out the gate. Ooh Trayvon Morrick, that's actually so good. That's so do Trayvon. Morrigan's always has a sick safety car cuz he's six foot two He's a big boy. That's already amazing option We'll know instantly if we get a really good pull, because there'd be a different animation, but we didn't. So this is also a 92, and it is Byron Murphy. Byron Murphy, you are getting frame-mogged so fucking bad. Literally, you're shorter, you're slower. Frame-mogged by Trayvon Mohrig.

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And with the fourth and final piece of our checklist complete, we're ready to kick off this brand new season Trayvon Moring is in at free safety Rodriguez at weak side Carl Banks at strong side. I'm noticing some glaring issues already We have no user middle linebacker and I've AJ Hawk with 77 speed gotta shore that up. No strong safety I don't have a legitimate quarter two or three and offensively. I still have no offensive line. I still have no quarterback I've got

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76 overall Jackson Dart at quarterback. Let's do this gentlemen. The next order of business is the team wheel. This wheel determines our team for the rest of the entire season. Our jerseys, our playbooks, our coach, our stadium, and one team captain of our choice. It was Bears season last year with team captain Caleb Williams and

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this year It's the Carolina Panthers. Oh my god. What are the team captain options? Okay, I won't lie my Panthers Jersey game

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No

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That's a Jeremy's a Jeremy chin Jersey, what do you know about the Crimson Chin, bro? I'm gonna work on securing a Bryce Young jersey. You settle down. Panthers offense is a West Coast spread offense. We've never used that before. Panthers defense is a base three, four. Remember that first number is how many

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defensive linemen there are. So three down linemen and four linebackers. Despite that though, they'll still have four three sets most likely. We're going to have to find out. Dave Canales at head coach. We've got Panthers base stadium, but one huge question remains. Who's going to be our team captain?

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Oh my God. There's so many good options. Well, right out the gate. How do you look past Luke Keekly? Limited Luke Keekly, 6'3", 95 speed, 95 excel. That's a user middle linebacker right there. But then there's the Julius Peppers who I almost prestige.

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He's six foot seven and he's a linebacker. We could even go with the offensive rookie of the year, Ted Arola McMillan. For the record, I'd love to go Bryce Young, but his best card is literally an 87. My decision is made.

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Our team captain for Panther season is Luke Keekly. This was hard to decide. I feel bad for passing on Julius Peppers twice. But one thing I'll say about those super tall guys, they're very lanky. They move in this bizarre fashion. Six foot three is the best middle linebacker height, in my opinion.

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He hits like a truck. There are very few players I would want in the entire game over this Luke Keekly. I cannot wait to use this Luke Keekly. His 97 is actually not on the Aux house right now I'm just gonna pick up the 89 as a placeholder. So I don't forget This is how you fight the mm dementia and the mm voices in your head now It truly begins gentlemen an 87 overall team a million different holes in this lineup to fill and if there's one thing I know about

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Myself, it's that I can fill a hole like no other. A record of zero and zero. Three wheel spins to build onto this team. And we can only keep these players if we win. The first game is always the hardest. Our first spin of Panthers season. Gentlemen, I didn't know what team to expect,

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but it just feels weird to be in a Panthers jersey. I'm excited to get used to it. And we honestly just got one of the best wheel spins that we probably could have gotten. Three packs of our choice. The deeper into Wheel of Mutt we get, the worse this gets.

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But the earlier on, dude, this is absolute money. Three packs of our choice. Now these do have to be coin packs, so that does limit us. I'm gonna start with Ultimate Legends. That Luke Keegly is an Ultimate Legend. These cards are crazy good. And they all have amazing pack a punch options. By the way, I'm really sorry when I bring up

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something like pack a punch. I know not all of you understand the ins and outs of Wheel of Mutt, but pack a punch is a wheel spin where I can take any player version possible. So 88 JJ Watts not that good, but 96 JJ Watt is super good. So I could back a bunch him. I've got another round though. Thurman Thomas is most likely not gonna make this lineup. Really hoping this is a position we can use defense. James Harrison, bang.

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That's exactly what I'm looking for. Okay, first pack gets us JJ Watt who's probably gonna end up playing at D-tackle, maybe just on the bench really although he's super dude He has 89 speed 91 Excel and then James Harrison obviously can also play linebacker both good pulls for my next back I'm gonna go team of the year the odds aren't great But if we could pull a 97 full team of the year ironically the Panthers actually have they have Damian Lewis a 97 overall right guard That is not That is good though 91 to Mario Davis another middle linebacker will. Our second team of the year, still not the super high overall.

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I need an O-line. Darn it, all right. It's not a high overall, but it's great. We end it with another Redux player. He signed Jameer Gibbs. My boy Jameer Gibbs, Crystal Jameer Gibbs at that.

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It's a bad-ass card. pack, the team builders fantasy pack guarantees a player in any position we want. Admittedly, this is not in the virtual gambling spirit, but I'm an ethical hooper. What can I say? I would love to keep adding Panthers players, but DJ Wanam absolutely blows. Honestly, none of these players are high level talent, so we shouldn't take a skill position. I'm going to go 92 right guard, Patrick McCurry. We've got Trent Williams, Patrick McCarry at right guard and now Darnell Wright at right tackle. Slowly but surely We're building this team. There is still one glaringly obvious issue though, and that's Jackson Dart at quarterback. We can't worry about that right now We gotta see what wheelspin we'll get. We're already off to a beautiful start on Panthers season. Pack a punch

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Don't make it don't make me look like a genius in front of all these oh my god, I'm him pack a bunch of this early is so crazy We can take any single player on this lineup and turn them into the best version possible I actually have two very serious options James Harrison 91 and Trayvon Morrigan So Trayvon Morrigan has a 97 flashback. Holy shit with 99 hip power 96 speed and excel 98 zone in 99 hip heart. That's like my perfect safety This is how I would build a safety. Well now that I mention it, I mean Malcolm Rodriguez has a 97 too Although I think this Trayvon more eggs better. I'm gonna rule Malcolm Rodriguez out. Here's 96 James Harrison while he does look horrifying

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I think Trayvon more eggs a bigger game changer final options JJ watt But since we already have miles Garrett my decisions made I understand why this card is three-quarter of a million coins What is wrong with who the fuck says what I just said I'm pissed off at myself right now, I'm actually angry He's actually boosted to a 98 with all my strategy items 99 zone 99 hit power Yeah, I like that our third and final wheel spin I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I'm starting to think about actually entering this game with Jackson dark

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I know I could get a quarterback here I'm just feeling weird. I have 250,000 coins to spend on one player. Obviously that could get me a quarterback, but let's look at this team Yes, I don't have a quarterback. I also don't really have a corner two or a corner three. I'm not gonna be able to defend anybody I'm gonna matter who's my quarterback. I'm about to put Jackson. I'm about to have Jackson dart run this shit. I'm not kidding What kind of corner can we get for 250 K?

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Cuz I am actually super worried about my secondary It's the easiest way to lose a game is if your DB is just getting out ran Marshawn Lattimore has a pretty nasty anime corner 95 speed and excel 95 zone 94 man This is the slot corner edition. It's got 86 hit power and 87 block shed. This is a nasty card I'm putting Jackson dart up against a god squad. That's what I'm doing Marshawn Lattimore That's my third wheels been this may be the stupidest thing I've ever done. But what if Jackson dart is our next sleeper player? What if he's our gold Jalen Hurts? What if he's super hot doodoo dog shit? What if his mom is super hot? He's so hot

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The team is assembled. This is the squad for game one. I've got to set all the abilities. Let me walk you through them My abilities on offense. I got secure protector on Trent Williams to defend against quick pass rush. Darn Oh, right the team of the year guys have multiple free abilities, which is really good He's got run protector and matador for free hunter Henry with ultimate vanguard mid in elite short elite and mid out elite That's a lot more than I'd usually put on him But since our team is so bad, we kind of have the liberty to overspend

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But I'm very excited about is ultimate vanguard certified MMG enjoyers will remember this, but this X-Factor allows you to dominantly win impact blocks. What does that mean? It means you pancake everybody that you block. To activate it, Hunter Henry needs to score a touchdown, and then it's activated for the rest of the game. So if we can score a touchdown with Hunter Henry early on, I can move him to fullback and he becomes the greatest blocking fullback of all time. Rack him up and route tech on Injigba. Injigba starts the game with his X-Factor lit up. That's crazy.

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DK has Return Man second win mid in elite. Jenti is going to be a workhorse, so I loaded him up with backfield mismatch, tank, steamroller, and human joystick. Finally, I've got deep out elite, mid out elite, and recuperation on Justin Jefferson. And here's my abilities on defense Trayvon Morick shutdown deep zone KO in forces supreme and crusher

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The Mario Davis has five abilities This is like a 91 overall secure tackler outmatch flat zone KO lurk artist and he's got Mid is his own KO like this card is so ridiculous Surtan has deep zone KO stonewall and ultimate shutdown Traveris Ward has menacing jukebox I was Garrett defensive rally W nothing fear monger Travis Jones with inside stuff and ripper and Marshawn Latimore with deep in and out zone KO. Pick artist and ultimate shutdown. The missing piece to this

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whole team is my team captain Luke Keekly and he's still not on the auction house. I'm not starting until I find him. I'll see you in a sec. Team captain Luke Keekly. He is as crazy as I thought he would be abilities We got extra pop perfect hit sticks force more fumbles lurk artists Mandatory form tackler for easier hit sticks and mid zone ko also mandatory not to mention I picked up tenor oa mcmillan and Dante Jackson for my kick return punt return I always let myself use whoever for these and with that gentlemen Panther season is ready to kick off. We do still have the regular season challenge wheel

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It's never easy to do the regular season challenge wheel, but the payoff is huge a full-blown jackpot This one is actually gonna be crazy we need one touchdown with 15 different players. I think the first five touchdowns of this are gonna be so simple. Ashton Jente, Hunter Henry, I mean these guys are gonna score. The question is gonna be the final

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five touchdowns. Maybe we can sneak Zeke Elliott in a goal line touch. Maybe Patrick Sertan or another offensive player could get a pick six. I feel like Luke Keeley's got to find himself in the end zone at some point right an awesome challenge We will track all of our touchdowns on this graphic and hopefully I can get 15 different players in the end zone before the playoffs for a Jackpot any player in the game a lot of wheels a lot of yapping

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I'm sorry gentlemen, but it's the first episode and I'm so excited to do it frankly So you're just gonna have to suck it up and take it like a good boy Coach suggested place touchdown. I have to score on a drive where I only use coaches suggested plays Let's take a look at that top three sir. Tang Keekley and Trayvon. What do you got Caleb? No my former team? No, Kelsey Shazier and Caleb might actually be a fair matchup Oh my god, dude, actually

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What are the odds that season one the opener of Panther season is at Bears Stadium? Against the Caleb Williams Bears team. That's crazy while we're starting out on defense. We've got our regular season challenge We've got a score 15 touchdowns with 15 different players. I worded that weirdly you guys understand the challenge, right? I need 15 different players to score a touchdown. I can't just let ash and Gente and hunter Henry do all the work Well good news. We got matched up with a team that is close to us and overall

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I think the one thing I do need to be worried about is that Chris Johnson. That Chris Johnson is so good. And he's got Ben Johnson. Guys, this is literally my, I'm playing my Bears team. All right, second and 10, Luke Keekly in the middle, the season opener of Panther season. Oh, oh my, don't tell me that's a Megatron.

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I saw Johnson. I was like, dude, if you have Megatron on your Bears team, I'm gonna cry. That is Chad Johnson, that's Ochocinco. And that was so close to a pick. I'm, we're talking a yard from an interception right there. First to ten, I'm sending a blitz. I think this is going to CJ2K.

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And I'm blowing that shit up. Miles Garrett, thank you sir. Two rushes, negative one yards. And our newest prestige player, Miles Garrett, making an impact already. Do I go back to the blitz? I'm gonna guess pass it. I'm gonna blitz again Oh Keeley stuck. Keeley stuck in a fucking animation. Let me off. Here we go. Second 11 stop it EA second 11 Keeley up the gut baby My god who's guarding Travis you are not showboating and I just hit stick I

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Just hit stuck him in a showboat and he didn't fumble. You grimy little griot. I may have Jackson Dardette quarterback, but I am going to win this game. You just made a grave mistake, Dopeboycam. 7-0! I don't know, guys, by the way, I don't know who was manned up on him, but wow did you get torched.

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That was embarrassing. Embarrassing. Teterowa McMillan is gonna take this out for us with a tunnel room and he's still up. Getting a kick return touchdown would be so good for that regular season challenge. I'm new to Panthers playbook. Do I try coach suggested for this first drive? Let's get a touchdown under our belts.

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Let's run excellent plays, get a touchdown under our belts. And if we have a little bit of a cushion, I'll go for that regular season challenge. But as it stands, I need to see what this offense can do. Panthers-Unis on. Chimere DK, Hunter Henry, Ashton Jentee, Jackson Smith, and Justin Jefferson.

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That's a lot of J's. Let's see what we got. Out the gates, and Jigbutt is butt naked wide open. And he is not switching on. Terrell Owens makes the tackle. Yes, that is Terrell Owens' corner, if you were wondering. Second and 11, does he run a similar set?

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He does. Shout out Jackson Dart. Shemary DK's up! And he's getting extra yards, whoa! This guy is running cover for, he's playing crazy deep. I may be MM check down, yes, but look at the,

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oh, off sides maybe? It's gotta be a free play, right? It's gotta be- what a ball! And Jigba! Keep going! It's gotta be a free- that's gotta be like, against him, right? Yes sir! Decline the penalty! First and ten from the 17!

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Let's think about this, let's think about this. Now, Jackson Smith, Hunter Henry, Jefferson, and Gente. These guys are all gonna get touchdowns right? What about Chimere DK? I feel like he's gonna get replaced. A touchdown out of him would be awesome. F**k Jackson Dart. Oh Jackson. Oh if Jackson Dart makes that throw that might be a touchdown. He might be able to bend that corner. I want this touchdown to go to Chimere DK or Jackson Dart. Second and ten. Let's run it right back. Although he isn't a Tampa 2 now, so he's guarding that. Now third and five, I'm gonna no huddle this. Third and five, what do you got Hunter Henry?

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What do you got? No, it's dropped. That was so open. Dude, these Jackson Dart footballs are so slow. He has a negative zip on the football. I'm going for it for sure.

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Fuck all that noise. Fourth and five on Block and Gentee. What do you got boys? Oh, he's manned up. Jackson Smith and Jigba, it's just too easy. Now that is one of our 15 touchdowns. But obviously Jackson Smith can only be in there once and he's going to score more touchdowns.

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He's got Harold Carmichael safety manned up on Jackson Smith and Jigba. That was just a little bit too easy for the boy. Also I have Ryan Fitzgerald, 76 overall kicker. He blows. Gotta worry about that too, but 7-7. Clutch 4th and 5 conversion. This is gonna be an interesting game.

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So, Ty, whenever I score a touchdown... Oh my god. I was literally just talking to my editor, my amazing editor, Ty. As Xavier Worthy, how's goals a kick? It's, dude, literally when you have a low overall team, it is the freest shit for your opponent to do that

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I think what I should have done is almost kicked it out of bounds and he showboated again He's gonna regret it first in ten. I think he's gonna be back in his own he is Holy fuck Jackson Dart. That is such a horrible football It's not even catchable by Hunter Henry Jackson Dart is so bad. I chose this I literally chose this. Oh Great play Luke Keekly. We slowed him down. I chose this bro. I actually unironically chose this next star

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Who are you talking to over there, bro? You just overthrew your man by five yards directly into a defender's hand uncatchable second and eight I'm gonna need to make an insanely big play. I'd make such a big play here. Fuck. I Am NOT happy An insanely big play. I have to make such a big play here. Fuck. I am not happy.

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Ooh,

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Lattimore, that's a huge stop. I kinda wanted the interception, but I'm just grateful that he broke it up at all. That could have been really bad. Third and eight for our opponent. He is in field goal range, he could just settle.

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I don't know, does he pass this? Nice.

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No way I did not pick that off. And he shovels again. I thought I picked that off. This is bailout central. You got the kick return touchdown. You got a freebie floater into your hands. I can't believe I didn't pick this.

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Look at Luke Keekly. I mean, what the fuck was that? He stuttered like he was gonna jump and then he didn't jump? All right, Jackson, you can't miss another throw like that though. Easy throw to Jefferson, caught. Gotta play with a ton of tempo here.

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No. Perfect.

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Hit Jefferson again over the middle, 3rd and 1. I know I can go deep, I just don't see it right now.

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Got him.

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Ooh, what?! I just like speed glitched. Oh What I

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Just like speed glitch Jackson Smith and Jigba just like shot out of a rocket. What was that? I don't know what that was, but I liked it might be able to hit in Jigba here Stay up stay up stay up offense is honestly powerful right now. I think I need him I kind of want his user to take Jefferson and then I can put Gentian behind him Just like that. Whoa bad ball Dude, this Jackson dart is a ram and I haven't used the 76 overall quarterback. It's so long. He's balls have no zip

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All right. Let's just stay up. Stay hot. Stay up. Stay hot. Stay up I'm fine with that. Ooh, who is he?

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Eight yards on that play?

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Come on now, boys. Come on now. Still zone, same play. Fuck it.

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Look at that drive. So Hunter Henry, touchdown. Jackson Smith and Jacobette, touchdown. That's two of 15 for the big boy. But obviously we can never use those guys for a touchdown again I need to get I do for the regular season challenge. I do need to get some unique touchdowns I have to sprinkle those in but right now I'm worried about winning this game and I know I can win this game

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My team is just fucking ass. That's all it is. Does he run it? I don't think he runs it. Not without running back in. Mike Allstott? It's kind of got to be a pass, no? I just need to bait him into making a really stupid decision. And I need Luke Keeley to jump next time?

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The fuck?

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Oh, am I not in perfect position to lurk a football? Am I missing something? I'm not going to talk shit about my own team captain. She just needs a sec. Something weird is going on. So let's give our boy a second. Outside pitch. I like that play call. It doesn't go anywhere, but I like that play call. Now he goes to a pass. Second and seven. It's only a matter of time until you hand me that football. That's a good play. Goes to Kelsey. I had nobody over there. I've got five down linemen in the set

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My comparisons handoff to miles Gary dude, that was like a WWE move he set his ass up to get clobbered I think he wants to throw that tight end deep route again. Can I lurk just low enough? Can I lurk just low enough and bait him into throwing it cuz I think he wants to go Kelsey again Let's find out. Second and 12.

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Just enough!

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You fucking liked that!

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It was only a matter of time!

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Come on!

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You fucking liked that!

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Let's go Keegly!

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Let's go!

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Look at that fucking lurk! I ran your route for you! First and ten! Coach suggested mesh spot. I'm gonna see if I can get away with a few coach suggested plays. And that was insane. I've got six, six blocking and I got nano'd right there. That is just the Silver O line.

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I'm gonna run one more coach suggested play before I switch back into, uh, something legit. Second and ten. Holy fuck. I'm literally getting nano'd up the middle. I would love, I would actually love to see what kind of fucking shenanigans just occurred on that play. Nobody blocked him? Wait, actually nobody blocked him?

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Third and twenty-one. Hunter Henry's got Vanguard. I'm just gonna take Injigla in the middle. Get as much as we can. Fourth and nine he calls a timeout on fourth and nine I don't have a punter so I obviously have to go I was

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such a good lurk going for my challenge might have got me in trouble here I might go straight up and then hunter underneath and then DK on the sit-down I kind of like our odds in this fourth and nine where's that user what do you got going in oh I had be I had be so wide open Oh no way they're just handing this guy that's such a bad that's such a bad throw I

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should throw that to be I had him okay oh no way he just got a break up on that. Hunter Henry was actually wide open right there. Six seconds.

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No.

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Let's not do that.

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So I got to just score so fast. That's the kicker Come get it That is exactly what we need to do and that's a chimeric DK touchdown, which is huge That's exactly what we needed to do if I'm him. I'm chewing the clock. I'm running the ball and chewing the clock I would know that I probably am gonna lose this game. Get fucking rocked!

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Come on!

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Tell them, Keekly! Shh, silence the crowd. Second and 12. Now we guess pass. I find a way to get the ball back. Beautiful defense!

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That's Micah Barsons in coverage. Third and 11, I know he's sweating now. I need keep Kikla. I need you to step up big-time. No

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Hey

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Miles

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For the 21 miles Garrett gets home and he's punting and he's punting tell me this game is alive. Tell me this game is alive short punt Very short punt T max gonna get rocked if he feels this. It was a really high, really short punt. First and 10, listen, if he wants to get caught sleeping and let Shamari Dike get another freebie, I'll take it. I need to tie this game up.

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I need to force his hand, I need to scare him. That's really what this is about. Gente, wide open, freebie, take everything you can get and don't get hit. Come on. No huddle. No huddle. His touchdowns are flukes actual flukes We apply the pressure we win the game Same play. Why don't you leave it again? That works for me

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Second and inches no huddle. Let's go same play. Why don't you leave it again? Let's find out this he leave it again We go hunter Henry. He leaves it again. We go hunter Henry. That's fine. I'm gonna let you want to leave it again. I'll go gentee again Come on now. Don't let me tie this up on you. Don't you let me do this Talk it all that shit all game long first to ten Let me see an adjustment son hunter Henry Vanguard hunter Henry just pancaked him You better adjust son or I'm going in first and ten

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What do you got boys ten what do you got boys what do you got what do you got second and two stay in it he can't take it he's got no answer Gente out Jackson Dart Jackson Dart you freak that's a first down! You like that? No huddle! We are not done yet! First and goal! Come find out! Come fucking find out!

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28 to 28! It's getting scary, Chicago! It's getting scary and you know it! Let's go! Let's ride, gentlemen! No more kick-return touchdowns!

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31:03

No more stupid passes. We do nothing but play perfect. That's the goal. I don't even mind that. I'm fine with that. Take the ball wherever that gives it to you.

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So long as you don't have a freebie touchdown and you gotta earn it, that's gonna work out in my favor. What do we got? First and 10, I expect a handoff. He's scared. I'd hand the football off right now. Woo! Where you going with that one? Miles Garret gets home again!

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This game has flipped on its head. 28 to 28. You believe in miracles, gentlemen? Do you believe in miracles? Second to 10, new formation. I don't know this. I don't know what he wants here.

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But I'm gonna find out! I'm gonna fucking find out! You think I won't pitch it? You think I won't fucking pitch that thing? Let's go! Miles Garrett! Miles Garrett in pass coverage! They said the Mi- No, it's- Fuck, it was Micah! Micah Parsons in pass coverage! They said the Micah Prestige was washed!

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They said the Micah Prest was washed they said the mic of prestige wouldn't pay off 90 overall who first in 10 why not why not throw that 28 to 28 stay locked in let's get in the end zone that mic went real quiet son oh I saw I saw that mic firing up when you took a 14 point lead what's interesting is I don't see it lighting up anymore! Inside zone.

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Let me see that user. Ooh I could have taken the user gap.

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I could probably run that again if he doesn't adjust to it. You think this is man? If this is man and Jiggla has him. I guess I don't know now. Nah I'm second guessing myself. Let's ride! Let's ride, gentlemen! Bad ball! Horrible ball! Jackson Dart. That's such a fucking bad ball. He's a 76 overall.

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He's wide open. 76 overall do that. He almost damn near blocked that. Fitzgerald takes the lead. Let's keep him out of the end zone. I want him to be close. This is gonna get spooky.

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He goes Kelsey, second and one. Oh! Oh! He goes Kelsey, second and one. Oh, oh, Caleb Williams, third and inches. Hello? That's a crazy play call. I think he might run this.

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Good play.

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I almost want him to score.

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I do, I do, I do. Shouldn't have showboated, son. You marked your fate from the start of this game when you did that. That's really good for us. We had really good to stretch. I don't want anybody to score on me.

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35-31. I know we can score. We only didn't score that last touchdown because of Jackson Dart. It was wide open, it was man coverage, he burned him. This Jackson Dart is kind of ass.

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Shit's gonna happen.

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Okay. Okay, I mean I actually don't even know how fast I want to score here now kind of got to think about this I've been playing such good defense. I kind of want to score fast first and then I mean I've had a very repeatable offense That's played great. I mean this literally this stack right here. It's just killed him all day long. So Okay. Well, Ashley Jensen's a fucking idiot. What was that? Get out on your route? But I like it oh No way dude Jackson dark can't throw a football that is a possession Oh Jackson dark Jackson darkness hold those back so bad. I'm not even kidding I can really only throw the short routes with him right now third and ten. This is a really big play

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Fourth and ten this is huge fourth and ten gigantic play. is a ballgame. We don't convert this, we lose. I just need a halfway decent ball out of Jackson Dart. Huge play. Do you believe, gentlemen? Jesus. Jets got rocked for it. 300 yards, four touchdowns, three interceptions, two clock. Holy shit, that's a big play! Great blocking O-line! Oh my god, I never give credit to the O-line. Let's go watch that again, dude. O-line, clean, strong, powerful. I'm so happy with them, bro. I'm really not even making ball carrier moves. I almost want to go ball carrier conservative.

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We score with no time left, we win the ballgame. It is that simple. I'm going inside zone. I'm going to cover up the football. He gets pass, so we get to break some tackles. Come on, Jackson! Come on, Jackson! Jackson Dart, do you want to put this game away for us, son? I know you do. I know you feel it.

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Second and five, letting this clock turn. Letting this clock burn. What do we got? Gente check down his zones are so deep. Ted Hendricks is going to get a nice tackle there. Third and three clock is ticking. That's exactly what we want. Going to let some clock melt right here. And now we make him wish he had a better user. Eleven catches, 113 yards. Come on! 40 seconds. Reset the chains again.

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35:44

Darnell with the block.

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Timeout Chicago! That's bold. He's gonna need those timeouts. Depending on how this pans out, I'm really scared about a kick return touchdown, low-key. Also, I feel like I literally have to put no time on the clock. I'm gonna have to put no time on the clock and fucking onside kick.

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I'm gonna have to score with zero to ensure that I win. That's how bad kick returns are in this game. Right over the middle. Easy one to Jefferson. He hasn't got a lot of reps today. We know Huddle this. Second and four. I'm not even kidding.

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I literally have a score of zero. We better believe, boys. We better believe we have it then. If we're going to go for it like that. Three man rush. Same exact pass. get out of bounds. First and ten, 18 seconds, 16 yards to go. I'm not worried about the yards. What about winning the ballgame? What about him scoring after? I

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like four verts. He's not going to Texas on four verts. I mean he's trying to with his user but he keeps fucking it up. 18 seconds. Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe. There it is. There's the Texas. Yes sir. How fucking bad do you want it boys? How bad do you want it? I want to put Gente inside I want to put Henry under I want to put in Jigva. I'm going inside zone I've got the timeouts in the clock and he's guessing pass money Gente

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38 dude, I'm actually so worried about this 10 seconds. I'm genuinely so worried about this 10 seconds Fitzgerald puts it in So much better than mine and my kick return team is ass and he's already returned a kick What do we do here? We kick him deep and let him return it. Let him burn clock like that Fuck dude, if I get a penalty starts at the 40 He needs like 10 yards to kick a field goal and tie it. I'm kicking it. I'm kicking it deep! And if he wants to return it, we just gotta lock the fuck in.

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He could start on the 35, it's up to him. Here we go. What are we made of? What are we fucking made of? What a play call! Six seconds burnt and he starts on the 25. That is so big!

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I made four second. No, I mean he's got to go. He's got to go yard. He has to go yard I'm not gonna guess pass either. I don't want to I'm not guessing pass either some absolute crazy shit Like if he ran the ball, he could get it 38 to 35 four seconds to salvation season opener a panther season come the fuck on What do you got Caleb? You don't got shit. You don't got shit Let's go Let's go Let's go

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38 to 35 Cinema cinema I tried to tell him you shouldn't have showboated come on That game was insane how many touchdowns did we get for the regular season challenge wheel? Did I complete my regular challenge wheel? I don't even remember. So much occurred, I don't even remember.

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Let's take a look at the stats of this game. Oh my god. So Jackson Dart, I threw 39 passes, he threw 12. That is so crazy. That is so crazy. But we can say whatever we want. Jackson Dart overthrew one and he got a freebie sure but I threw one of the worst passes ever and put my I could have

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Won that game a while ago if I didn't make such a bad decision on that one throw that he picked sixth Unbelievable game Jackson Dart you're getting canned so fucking fast. I love you, buddy. Holy shit I did I did not realize how bad it was to use a quarterback like that CJ 2k could not get the ball rolling. That was a huge our part. Ash and Gente on the ground. I mean, he ended the game with that rushing touchdown. He really did. So, Gente gets a touchdown on the ground. Gente gets a touchdown through the air. Njigba, a touchdown in the air. He also had seven for 109. Also, Gente, I'm never beating the He can't throw the ball downfield. Chimere Dike, that touchdown is huge. I'm very excited about that.

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Hunter Henry had one reception. I actually can't believe that. Miles Garrett did have a sack. Miles Garrett also had four TFLs. That was definitely the right prestige. I don't know what was my favorite play of this game, but I do like to think about Micah Parsons. Micah Parsons lurk pitched Gino Stone, not Gino Smith, Gino Stone Bengals free safety because I'm a freak by the way if this pitch goes to Pat Sertan it's a touchdown Gino Stone has like 75 speed Pat Sertan has like 95.

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Pat Sertan went through a block he actually pancaked Caleb no shot wait Sertan pancaked Caleb on that oh God yeah, I wanted that to be a tutty so the regular season challenge is updated Ashton Jensey Jackson Smith Shamari DK and Hunter Henry all have touchdowns. That's four out of 15 We got to find 11 other players to get in the end zone That was one of my favorite games of all time ever and for the record don't say I didn't warn him I said he would lose because he showboated do I showboat every play? Yes

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Am I a gigantic hypocrite? Yes. Are you starting to understand? Oh my god, we are 1-0 in Panther season. I gotta give myself a quarterback. I gotta get myself some better defensive players. I did notice like Gino Stone over the top getting fried. Charverius Ward was getting fried. AJ Hawke is on that kick return team and I think that's why he got that first touchdown. Shout out Micah Parsons. Micah Parsons. What's your catching stat for the record? Anyone know 72 actually higher than I expected 70 72 is actually not that bad his own coverage is 74 guys

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Micah Parsons past coverage Micah Parsons cornerback by chance. You just witnessed one of the greatest wheel of mutts ever I hope you loved it. I hope you enjoyed. I hope you're excited for Panther season. I love you boys. I'll see you the next one I hope you loved it. I hope you enjoyed. I hope you're excited for Panther season. I love you boys. I'll see you the next one

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Hey for Panther season. I love you boys. I'll see you in the next one. Peace. β™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺ

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