The First Round of the Playoffs! Wheel of MUT! Ep. #44

CHICAGO BEARS PLAYOFFS! Our road to the playoffs culminated in an insane game. Last episode was the debut of Beastmode, who has this crazy ability where he starts the game glowing red X-Factor. And boy, did that pay off. Marshawn Lynch dominated last game.

We almost found ourselves in trouble. My opponent sacked me, and then it was 2nd and 24. I decided to play it conservative and just hand the ball off to Marshawn, who decided to take the thing all the way down to the 1 where my opponent promptly quit the game. I couldn't let the episode end there, we had the season long challenge wheel on the line.

And in our next game, I threw a bomb to Jackson Smith and Jigba, who completed our season long challenge wheel. Welcome back Ladies and gentlemen, you're looking so handsome as always. Just remember that I'm taller than you. I'm more handsome than you I get more girls than you. I'm better than you. I'm smarter than you. I'm gayer than you And today is the start of the playoffs. We finished the regular season with a record of 5-1.

And since I completed my season-long challenge wheel, I'm kicking this episode off with a jackpot. And I know exactly who I'm taking. You see, this lineup is very good. It's very complete. There's one problem.

And that problem is Micah Parsons. Micah Parsons, one of the best players in football. This was a great prestige, but he got injured. Because he got injured, he hasn't gotten a card since. We've gotta bolster the D-line. And what better option than 99 block shed,

98 power moves, defensive player of the year,

and boyfriend of Clint Kim. Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Miles Garrett. Yeah, I truly haven't had a very good D-line ever since like October when Micah was still really good. And I gotta give Micah Parsons credit. He has outperformed his overall consistently. He has been awesome.

But it's about time we shoot for the stars, gentlemen. Miles Garrett also starts the game with fear monger Which is a chance to pressure the quarterback while engaged with a blocker I know that it's ultimate team and ultimate team supposed to be like, you know Kind of goofy but we are one month away from this game being unplayable like what is he just starts the game with this He also gets double or nothing for free

I'm not even I'm not even mad about it. I actually don't even care. I'm really happy for the guy. And, uh, in fact, nobody's more happy for Miles Garrett than me.

Yeah.

Also, he gets other X-F- He gets X-Factors in this slot, too. He gets Colossus?! I'm gonna go Ensemble Force. quarterback and zero IP what the fuck is this card? And it's just made me realize that Jackson Smith and Jigba must also have the exact same thing doesn't he? Good lord. I'm gonna give him Yakim up.

He's got Rakim up and Yakim up. Let's be real gentlemen this entire season means nothing if we don't win today. It's the wild card. Maybe not in a similar fashion. I'd rather not be losing by that much actually. As I look at this team, there's not a lot of good things to upgrade. I could go for a right tackle. I could go for a true fullback. Defensively, I could get an MLB 2. I might be able to upgrade corners. Deion Sanders

is a little outdated, maybe a left edge rusher, but overall the team is really, really good. So as we get our first wheel spin in here, let's just try and get monster players. Remember we, oh my God, jackpot. Oh my God, jackpot.

No shot again. Oh, I'm so close.

Oh shit, I was so close. I was just about to fucking, god. 10 practice plays, 50,000 coins per touchdown. We have never gotten this wheel spin before. It's exactly what it sounds like. We're gonna go into practice against our own team and I get 10 plays against my own defense. And every time I score a touchdown, I get 50,000 coins to spend. Okay, what is the most giga sweat play I could run against my own defense?

I've never done this before. I'm gonna run verticals and on defense I feel like I kind of got to run something random that wouldn't it wouldn't be fair if I knew the defense, right? I'm literally just gonna scroll and click a button. That is okay. I was worried the defense would be like field goal block This is a legitimate defense if I score the touchdown 50 in jigba can do Oh in jigba in jigba's in single cover I just got lurked by my own defense. Oh shit, and I can't even mm check down against my own defense At least I know what defense this is. I feel like I could definitely go back to a jet. We fucking cooked him

Bang all right, that's 50,000 coins right there. I feel like I just got to keep going to that play number three 100k who is he cooking over there? Dude? Do I gotta sub that guy out? I think that's Jalen Johnson Who's getting his ass handed to him? I'm going Megatron. I didn't see him Jigba. Okay. I think the read is simple I think we look at in Jigba and if he doesn't get that crazy release, I gotta go peek at somebody else. Yeah? I don't think Injigba's there. I don't think that's there either. Yikes. Damn, this is the pros and the cons

of getting that Miles Garrett, now that Miles Garrett is against me. I do have double me on Megatron though. Fuck, dude, this Miles Garrett. I'm so sick of this Miles Garrett. All right, I got four more plays.

We're two for six right now in Jigba. I need you. This is harder than I thought Keisha booty Keisha booty cheeks. Oh my god I got that deal my god Jalen Hawkins and my defense doesn't do this shit in the actual game I'm gonna be righteously pissed off and Jigba. I need 150 K brother. I need you to cook that fucking fraud. Yes Yes I need you to cook that fucking fraud. Yes. Yes As it turns out I'm a defensive fucking mastermind if I'm not playing the game actually so that's great The upper limit of that challenge is five hundred thousand coins

I ended with 100,000 coins our saving grace is at the auction house is actually really tanked right now It's not a God squad player, but it is an upgrade I'm gonna take Colton theivitt's at my right tackle. Offensive line is looking super good. So we still have Abraham Lucas in there, who is a 92 overall, now we got a 94.

I'll certainly take it. I can't help but feel like I just sold on a really good wheel spin, but my defense is cracked. What can I say? 95 jackpot, I'd take that though. Bang! I can't mess this one up. I mean, I don't think. Any 96 or 97 overall player, not a Jett, not a Jett,

not a Jett, I would take Falcon. I would take Falcon. What are the Falcons gonna have? Atlanta Falcons do not have a single 96, 97 overall player. I was saved by that dog shit franchise. Thank you Atlanta, I get to spin again and our next team, I just, you gotta imagine the

Eagles have something right? Oh, they got a lot. So Brian Dawkins has an anime card. So there's a run support, a hybrid and a zone coverage. I feel like if you're going to go Brian Dawkins, you got to go run support, right? There's a Donovan McNabb. I'm not gonna lie, like, Caleb is technically one of the lowest overall players on this team, but I'm not gonna get rid of Caleb. And then there's AJ Brown, but this AJ Brown is super good, but I just don't wanna drop a football in a crucial scenario. My poverty franchise owns you. Detroit Lions own the Philadelphia Eagles. Feels incredibly criminal to just not take Brian Dawkins. I think we

have to do this. Now, it may look like we now have too many Safeties as we have Brian Dawkins and Quentin Lake, but Quinn Lake is six foot one I could move Quentin Lake to my sub linebacker alongside Edger and Cooper and he's gonna be really good right there It's also is gonna free up some AP cuz Brian Dawkins is gonna get some really good abilities probably for free We're gonna go with crusher and then we're also running enforcer supreme which grants Unbreakable hit sticks. So we're gonna hit people they're gonna get fatigued

And then we're also gonna go extra pop to force more fumbles when we do get hit six Brian Dawkins is just gonna be a CTE machine. This is weapons CTE. That's what they should have called him. Actually, you know what I'm gonna do fuck it I'm gonna put Dawkins at my sub linebacker I'm gonna go light people to fuck up with Dawkins at sub linebacker and then Quinn Lake can play true safety That's only in nickel sets, but he's gonna play everywhere. He's gonna be a true hybrid. He's gonna be all over the field wreaking havoc Oh, I'm so excited Alright gentlemen your top five now includes weapon X 94 offense 95 defense and there's a wild card playoff game ahead of us All that's left is the challenge wheel challenge wheel is even more juiced in the playoffs

I could open any pack in the store coins or training Ah, it's been a while since we got this one to three touchdowns three players. No, that doesn't mean nine touchdowns It means that we need to score at least three offensive touchdowns and they must all be a different player. Another way to look at it is three players, one touchdown. I am not able to be a Marshawn Lynch merchant.

Also keep in mind, Caleb Williams passing touchdowns do not count. So if I throw a touchdown to Jackson Smith and Jigba, that is only a touchdown for Jackson Smith and Jigba that is only a touchdown for Jackson Smith and Jigba. Ooh, ooh, look at that top three. D'Angelo Hall, Jefferson, and Jigba. Another Seahawks, and he's a Jew!

Oh my God, he had 99 everybody, I'm fucked. I can't take on the Jews. Team name is Jew. YouTube, don't demonetize me. YouTube, I made every racist joke in the book, okay? I've damn near said the n-word. If saying the word Jew gets me, ah! I think I'm good.

Low-key, I think I'm good. Low-key, I think I'm good. I think we're deep enough in the video that the streets won't stop me. All right, gentlemen, this is the playoffs! He's gonna kick the game off in single back bunch nasty.

That is Drake May. That is Drake May and Cam Skadaboo in Seahawks jerseys and he's gonna kick it off with a handoff That is the anime Cam Skadaboo. He just came out. He's a really really good. So we got lock in right quick Let's see. Got what abilities does he have? Oh my god balance speed be a problem today. Okay, there's Sean Taylor. There's Edger and Cooper. I see Brian Dawkins up high Where's he going? Oh, that's what? Fuck, what's that animation? I just teleported. Oh my god. I had him completely blanketed and then my player just alright Alright, alright, it really doesn't matter. Let's lock in. Honestly, that's a good sign. We had this so well defended

This is obviously a run. Ooh, good defense. We shot that gap like a maniac. He made a good cut to recover a little bit, but overall, I'm really happy with how we defended that. All right, boys, let's stay up.

I like how we're playing right now a lot. McAllister, Dawkins, Edger, and Cooper. Looks like bench, this has to be a pass. This is not a run. Okay, it is bench too. Shit! I called it out and got dotted up. Do I run man? No, I'm not running man. I can't run man, I don't trust.

I think he's gonna run the football. I'm getting on Brian Dawkins. Nope, pass, pass, pass, I gotta get back there. Wow, he goes over the middle, nice play. He's gonna go deep. He's playing this super smart. I just feel like he's gonna run it. No, don't you feel like he's gonna run it? I sure do feel like that.

Yeah!

Jalen Johnson? Jalen Johnson's gonna be the one to stop Cam Skadamu. I guess it is Chicago Bears season. Third and four, that was a huge play. I am gonna blitz. I'm gonna blitz. to get in hot. Stay with me now boys. Stay with me now. RON BOOM! OH MY GOD, MCALISTER!

MCALISTER HAS THE FOOTBALL! THE BLITZ PAYS OFF! AND CHRIS MCALISTER'S HOUSE GOAL!

OH MY GOD!

IN THE PLAYOFFS! Give me that pussy bitch. No, no, no.

Yes.

Holy shit. That entire drive, literally that entire drive. I was in zone coverage. That entire drive. I was in zone coverage. The singular time we switched to a man blitz.

He throws the thing away. What a huge play. Couldn't be more proud of this squad right now. Okay. First and 10. This looks like a run I think it's play-action. Actually, he's running play-action

First and ten just a standard pass. He only has two routes. He could throw here. That was insane. What's he doing? He is so he literally just chucked the Hail Mary into triple coverage. He is so lucky. That's not intercepted All right, he's back in bunch nasty. We're gonna play underneath Wow. Look at this formation Let's put scat on the left bunch on the right and wow, that's crazy. It's gonna motion scat a boo Can't get there. Okay pass break up though PBU He's got to get it no way. Oh! What? I'm gonna be honest, that was nasty.

He really didn't have that, but he switched on with Jefferson and just finagled his way to the ball. My SWAT did, dude, McAllister has got his ass torched twice, but he also has the pick six.

So like, what do I say about that? This guy's name is literally Seattle Jew. All right, let's stay up. I think he's gonna run this now after that crazy-ass throw called it Nice work miles Garrett's in there to clean that up. There is this you know Football is very much just a chess game footballs literally just chess That's all it is and there's this huge piece of human psychology right after your opponent makes the luckiest most insane play Holy shit, they're always gonna run the football. That was kind of crazy too. But dude,

I think this guy's actually pretty good. I'm very, very glad we got that pick six. I don't think he's running it. They're suggesting I get in a heavy set, but I need to, I need a hybrid set. Yeah. I like this. I'm going to bl yup! I was sitting on that with Dawkins. And the Blitz got home. That's a one point lead. You know what's crazy?

This is starting out just like last game. My last opponent went for two, didn't get it. I was able to score right here. Let's see if we can keep up that momentum. No, I want that to go to Hester, you know. Well, it's the top of the second quarter and this is my first time touching the football on offense. Now, remember the game plan. We have this brand new Marshawn Lynch

who starts the game with freight train. The way that he loses freight train is by getting tackled for a loss. It hasn't happened yet. In fact, last game, he had freight train activated the entire time. He kicks off with one rush for 10 yards I think the best formations for us here is any good passing formation where we can quickly switch into inside zone quick switch into inside

Zone is gonna let us go to Marshawn. Although in this instance, we've got Ash and Gentian which frankly I'm also okay with in jigba was super open, but I'm mm check down guys. I was just getting a feel for it Okay, I was just being smart throwingM. check down like a good little boy, and now I can hit Jackson Smith and Jigba, and you can shut right the fuck up. Yeah, delete that comment, you little bitch. Yeah, no, period.

I'm not gonna do the gay voice. Okay, guys, I'm already facing Seattle Jew. Okay, all my schmackles are already gone. Swarming. I thought it was gonna be a great run play. You think any of my boys will catch one deep? Think anyone's gonna go yard on him? I am not gonna lie, I think everyone was completely bagged. I need a formation that can beat man.

I need one of my superstars to make a play here. Jackson, Jackson, Jackson! Jackson! That's how you beat man. If we can use this whole clock and score two. Oh, are you supposed to be on Mr. March on freight train?

Hello.

You're supposed to activate you little cock.

47 seconds on the clock. What dude? I haven't used my goat Megatron in so long. I want to know what love is. K-Sean Booty! Show me that fat booty, dude. K-Sean!

First and ten, twenty-five seconds, get my fat.

What? What?

That was shenanigans.

That was so OB, fucking fried him off the line. What happened? Fucking teleported in the football. I was executing such a good drive. I am in the wild card. Look at how many steps he has.

Oh, it's a bad ball. That was so underthrown.

Where's he go?

Where's he going with the rock? Where's Blok going with the rock. Where's blood going with the rock? I fear that I should have. I should have done the pill this morning. I should have taken my medication this morning. Why am I in single coverage after he just did this shit to me last time? That's crazy. That's what he did last time. It's literally blatant OPI. And if I switch on, it'll give me a DPI. That is quite the strategy. If I had switched on my Kalista right there and tried to like contact him to stop him from doing that,

it would have given me a DPI. And then he could have kicked a field goal. Ooh, Devin Hester's got the football. Ooh, Devin Hester's got the football. He almost took that. I'm not gonna be stupid anymore. smart football from here on out. Gente is back in, which I don't really like. Let's see how this sets up.

Oh my God! Gentlemen, I fear I'm ass. And now I just, now I throw dots to Keishon Bootycheeks. What can you say about that? What can you say about that? You lock in right quick,

and all of a sudden you play a good ball game. And all of a sudden Marshawn does away for his blocks because he's got freight train. I'm so mad at myself. I could have daggered this game. I could have 100% daggered this game

with a much better plan last time. Let's see if he goes man coverage again. He goes man coverage again. We just hit the underneath. Oh my God, I own you, Frod. Blitz can a young goop of sand that gets there that fucking fast. What the fuck? I'm handing this ball off to Marjan. Because he has freight train and it's literally unfair.

That's a good cut stick. Now watch this. The streets don't want you to know about the hidden Calvin Johnson tech. Maybe I go in Jigba on the curl because I'm a freak. Maybe I go Jigba on the curl because I'm a freaking fucking freak. Yeah! Freak yeah! Drop back a little farther, bud. 99 catch, 98 medium route run, and I'm seeing stars!

Holy shit, I'm seeing stars. MM check down, MM check down, no. MM check down, yes.

Eeeee!

I think we give it to Marshawn. Does he know? Yes. Do I give a fuck? Oh my God, I don't! I don't!

I don't! Holy shit, I think he just ran commit! He's gonna run commit here. We go Calvin on the out route and it's a freebie. And it's an actual literal freebie and I actually literally own you.

Fuck!

Fuck!

He's literally wide open. Oh my god, what was that? That was shenanigans. I'm going speed option because I'm a spooky, scary little gremlin. Just kidding. We're gonna rethink this have I just called a horrible play I fear I may have no actually

I'm him. Whoa. I just realized something. I'm him and I'm so handsome. Yes, just realize that I just fucking realize that I'm Marshawn Lynch on the one you guys but this is also mad and it just I don't know that it works the same as What we want it to I just figured out what's wide open. We need to motion someone over though as a decoy. Yeah, motion Megatron as the decoy and we go Wax and Smith and Wigba. Oh my god, this is a play action?

What if I just ran? This is a horrible play. Damn, I almost made that happen still. I just wish I had a speed option. It wasn't under this dog shit formation. What's wrong with me? Why am I considering any of these plays? I think we just go Marsh on up the fucking gut. That's a play call. On Rose boom. I can't cover all this. I'm in trouble

He's gonna go no huddle cuz he's a little bit he really the big thing here is going for two not so much a touchdown It's not hard to score the touchdown for him in this scenario because he's playing so well I think I think he's gonna score I don't know how he goes for two and gets it though going for two and getting it is quite hard in this game red red zone offense It's just hard in general as you just noticed took me four plays to get a yard or two It was not easy in those streets. No, not this again. Yes I'm so glad I just got the caster No way you're quitting. No way Edgerin Cooper laid the boom we get the ball back and he's gone in the wild card

All right First things first you guys streets are saying we got to spin the ratchet wheel The streets are also saying your mom's out there and she doesn't have a home and a kind Blonde boy picked her up and she's in good hands Pl- ooooh Make it pretty usable like like if I use plus two on Randall McDaniel cuz he's a 93 I could get a 95 left guard Feel like we're already running the football so well. I don't know that we need a line help I could go plus two on tight end, but why would I do that Megatron's already a freak?

I do not need to upgrade him I think we go plus two on Deion Sanders now if I do the plus two I have to remove the player that I override. So plus two on Deion Sanders, he's a 93 boosted to a 94, plus two is a 95. If I get any 95 corner, we got to remove Deion from the lineup. Nick, Em, and Worry is the best fucking pickup possible. This guy's a freak.

Met him at Super Bowl, by the way, great guy. Six with three, 96, this is like my best corner. Probably better than Diego Zohal, actually. I'm also moving Nick, Em, and Warry to my slot corner where he's a 97 overall. Dude, he's so good. He's 99 man and 99 zone. This card's ridiculous. So he gets, dude, he gets deep zone.

What are these cards, bro? Deep zone KO for one? I guess McAllister probably gets some crazy shit like that too, doesn't he? It's pick artist for free and he gets deep zone KO for one. I can still complete my challenge wheel. Three touchdowns, three separate players. Let me see that juicy top three. Injigba, Miles Garrett, Justin Jefferson. All right, hold up.

Let me, let me, let me rock, let me, let me lock in right quick. Let me rock in right quick. Damn, I'm sounding like Miles Garrett's girlfriend. Second five. Dude, ah, look at my team now.

After I revamped those abilities, I've got an ability on every player on defense. You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. Damn. We're letting Walter Payton just do it all. I'm going on Dawkins for this handoff.

Uh-oh, play action. Uh-oh, I'm in trouble. Oh, am I him? Am I him? Am I him? Am I him? Ooh, good ball. This guy, dude, usually Head to Head Seasons is where you do not see the sweats. This is a little bit of trouble. I'm kinda getting done up on. Good ball. Great ball. Good hit! Jalen Hawkins!

Dude, I've got two 99-hit power guys up there. My safety's hit hard. He's gonna run it. Oh, it's an RPO you greasy gremlin. You know, I I'm only in this game to complete my challenge Well, this does not count as a playoff game, but it would suck ass to lose like I still want to win Obviously. Oh, he's gonna come Excellent rate gentlemen excellent read don't you just hate when a guy does your ass? Okay, First and 10. He, he, he, he, he, he, he. Are you sucking my dick and licking my tight little asshole?

What is this game? That was my first offensive play of the game. Oh my God. Thank God this game is not our playoff game. I'm in hell right now. Okay. I still gotta get my challenge wheel done.

That was a nasty ball. That was a nasty ball away from the user clock is not on her side. I mean, it's way is 14 to 0. We're gonna have to be no huddle the whole game. If we want to call this back together. It's just a pride thing.

No one wants to say they lost and no one wants to say they lost like this. That was a really awkward way to get the ball to Megatron, but we got the ball to Megatron. Let's just hit it again. Wow, dude, he really is, he's having trouble guarding that. I think if we no huddle straight into an inside zone here, I think it'll be the last thing he expects. I think we should have some good run gaps here. Just because we're passing so effectively, it's like, how would we do this again? Well, no, he's kind of blitzing.

Let's just see. First and 10. Okay. That only worked because that's,

oh!

What? Did I lose all my sauce? That was the worst stick skill of all time. This is not my game. All right, let's just lock in. Let's just lock in twin. First 10, first and 10, first and 10. Where are the boys at? Oh, Tenorowa McMillan's in. We gotta be gassed, fuck it. Okay. Oh my God, I thought he caught that. He kind of did catch that. I guess Njigba

is a tired, tired boy, because I don't know where my mans is. That's an easy throw. We take the, oh hurdle! Oh, oh! What the fuck! He went over two!

Megatron went over two! Megatron just jumped to the stars. Shoot for the stars, you'll land in the moon. Not true. Shoot for my ass and call me gay. Bars.

First and goal.

Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Why does Marshall Lynch not have freight train? Did I get TFL'd? Second and goal. I still think I can hit this. Wowzers, you just got your ass dummy clapped. Spank spank spank spankank, and now it's all red.

You've been a bad boy. He's gonna be one of those days. First and 10. What's the first play of the game? Oh, it's a handoff up the gut. Nice move.

That was a very good move. That could have been a TFL if I played that better, but he made a great cut. I think he's gonna be back in man. So we block Megatron we send booty to clear out and I think I'm just gonna hit Jackson Smith Matthew Matthew Matthew you dirty little dog. Let's tie this bitch up It's gonna be um, it's gonna be a national gentee game since I lost freight trains so early. I Think this might be a Jefferson touchdown. I

Think I might be handsome. Get out of my way, ref! Before you get these nuts in your face. You'd like that, wouldn't you? I'm telling you, boys. Down, start this game down 14-0.

It's already 14-14. Minute 20, we get ball at half. I'm a blitz-retic. I'm gonna see my boy, Miles Garrick, at home. You know? Garrett get home you know what did I just say what did I just say I was lit dude spoke that shit into existence I guess I do it again hopefully is

anything open miles Garrett miles Garrett forced a bad throw and all of a sudden it's 14 to 14 we got the ball and ball at half or in such a good spot and like I said earlier kind of dude I don't know what he's running where I it's actually an untouched guy off that edge every time but it's going to be a gente game for sure. This is exactly why we have the two running backs so we have Marshawn when he has the ability and we have everybody else what's this defense wow I mean I pretty much just had to click a button that was downfield 36 seconds on the clock. We're gonna know huddle this

No

Got him dude. It's actually Pick a button for fun who scored the first I have two touchdowns with Caleb I'm always scared when I do this because this is when people quit. Oh shit Jefferson has two. I'm an idiot I'm actually an idiot. I always forget that shit. You know what, honestly though, I think I can very realistically get multiple in this game. In Jigba's case.

Oh, he would have had it.

Wow.

That's quite the mistake. That was so open. Wow, I'm frustrated with myself. That was so open. I'm going speed option here to Marshawn. I have two touchdowns with Jefferson. I need three with three separate players. Oh my god, that couldn't be, that couldn't be more covered. Third and goal, no huddle into verticals. I'm just gonna do some freak shit. I'm just gonna be a freaky little boy.

Fourth and goal from the one. I think I just go Marshawn up the gut right? I'm gonna call a bunch of fake audibles What do you think a Kei Shawn booty here? I feel like Kei Shawn booties just gonna be so wide open, right? Hey, listen, I might be a little scary in the red zone right now But every time I've needed to clutch up I have clutched up. So say what you will about that And I'm gonna do it again Okay, we did a touchdown with anyone not named Justin Jefferson and Keishon Booty. I'm glad we got with Keishon

Booty because that was pretty random touchdown. I don't feel like he has a lot on this season. I'm going straight to a Jigba and a rare drop right there out of Jackson Smith. It's a pretty crucial drive for him. If he gets this stop, he can still win this game. Uh oh. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, Matthew.

He might be leaving, Mr. Jefferson.

Ooh, he's leaving. He's leaving nobody. That's great defense. I just got completely clamped. Am I insane enough to run this? Oh my god, what if I threw the ball on a hitch to Kayshawn?

What if I threw a hitch to Jackson Smith and Jigba? Am I that fucking scary? Oh my god, I'm in! Oh my god! I don't know why I've been doing that so well recently, but I'm actually like Loki Klutch and I'm Loki him and I'm...

That's actually it. No, I nailed it. Jackson Smith again. That's his sixth catch for 95 yards. Having a ball game. I kind of want to get this to Njigbo. Let's go. Let's go play action. Let's get him. Let's catch him sleeping. Catch him sleeping. Yeah, bite. Fraud.

Fuck! Oh my god, I was right there. Oh, I thought it was gonna happen. That was with Jackson Smith. Okay, we just got to punch Marshawn in right here. Punch Marshawn in right here and that's GG's. That's the challenge complete. Dude, I could get a 40 bomb. I didn't even think about this until right now, but I could get a 40 bomb and I'm going for the fake.

You know why? Because my balls are way fucking bigger than your tiny little, disgustingly small scrotum. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by Miles Garret and how I'll never find love. Sick. No, sick, sick.

What the fuck?

I got antsy. I got so antsy to force a fumble. It's a nice run at RG3. Not open. Good defense. Okay, dragged him. Good defense. Ugh! Okay, we've dragged him down finally.

Good lord.

Am I Miles Garrett for some reason? Good defense. Second and goal! Keep finding stops! Keep finding stops!

Third and goal!

I mean, if he scores here, he certainly has a chance, but I like our odds. I'm gonna go for a few QB spies, couple extra pass coverage stuff here. Wow, nice play. I didn't have a soul on that.

Nice play.

Hand off, yep.

Read option into the spin. That's a great play. It was a great play. He's a yard short, but that was a really nice play. I think he should have handed that off though. I think he had a shot if he handed it off. I'm gonna go a play actions crosser, and I think I should have Keisha on Bluebeard, especially because he brought that safety down.

Ooh, a hug Megatron.

Beautiful ball.

22 points in the second quarter. All right, 40 piece on the horizon. If you're new to Wheel of Mod, I get to open a high-end NFL trading card box and I can add one player to the team. I don't remember last time I had a 40 bone. It wasn't that long ago, but still I want another one. Holy shit, K-Shot Booty, what are you smoking over there? Caleb's got 273 touchdowns, no interceptions. We were down 14 to 0 in this game. K-Shot Booty just made a crazy play. I think in Jigba, especially if he's in man. Well, he's in open anyway. Great catch. Let's just keep it up.

This tempo is crazy. He is really struggling. Dude, K-Shop Moody's having a really good game. I'm really impressed with the kid. You think I can hit him with one more out route? You think he would allow that?

No, doesn't need to though. Mega-charm. Dude, we're just lights out, honestly. We're just playing so well. I'm really impressed. Okay, 34 to 20 for the giggles and the shits. And Jigba's, oh, Jefferson's got it. 40 piece on the horizon. Wow. Hey, buddy, could you throw a dog shit pass right to me? Oh, you know what? You beat me to it. No, no, that's criminal. That's criminal cuck behavior I'm probably still gonna take it to be honest. That's crazy, bro. It's

36 to 20 I'm right there I had two minutes ten seconds to get that thing in the end zone and I was playing a perfect game I like my odds there that game was definitely over So I'm not gonna count it as a rage quit, but I think I'm gonna take the 40 bomb I think I'm gonna open up a pack at the start of next episode. We're gonna have a crazy team I'll tell you that well at the least we can definitely say challenge We'll complete the good news for that is it's a playoff challenge wheel so we can open any pack the anime promo

Which is called Genki force has so many packs and the best one by far is this one This gives us a choice of any of the currently released 96 overalls, Brian Dawkins and Justin Jefferson being two of those. So every player has three options. It's all the archetypes.

So I could get like blocking LaPorta, I could get possession LaPorta, vertical threat LaPorta. I actually don't know what I need though. Paris Johnson looks very enticing here. I currently have 92 Trent Williamson who's a prestige and that's way better. I think we got to go Paris Johnson honestly. The question is do we get pass protector,

agile, which is probably somewhere down the middle right? I'm going with power. I feel like 97 strength is going to be really important. I'm going with the power version. Paris Johnson, we are very grateful to have you on that offensive line. We made it out of the playoffs. We get a 40 pound pack and start next episode and we move on to the divisional playoffs. we are very grateful to have you on that offensive line. We made it out of the playoffs. We get a 40 pound pack and start next episode and we move on to the divisional playoffs. This is where the Bears season ended in real life. So hopefully we can get past that spot. I love you