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THE HARDEST CLIMB | Baby Steps - Part 8

THE HARDEST CLIMB | Baby Steps - Part 8

Markiplier

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, welcome back to Baby Steps. I am not far away from where I fell... in the highest trajectory of me falling- I can't have possibly said that any weirder. I'm basically where I was when I fell the last time with the most progress that I had. And I need to gently place his foot down right there-

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Oh my god. don't do anything rash please so I just need to be careful turns out if you're careful in this game you might just live long enough to tell the tale even though we're already dead i think is what the end was man i am something has gone different and i think it's because now i'm thinking about uh like the whoa what the fuck dude dude what the fuck was that i'm not going that way fuck that noise It's because now I'm thinking about like lightly lifting my tootsies and that is

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impacting my ability to make rational decisions about where my tootsies are going Because I don't necessarily need to always oh my god oh my god please

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no not no Oh bother!

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I just spent so much fucking time getting back there. Why do I have to start this fucking episode like this?

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God fucking damn it Oh my god, are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? What the fuck? That was a perfectly good placement. That was legitimately a fine fucking placement and you just fucking tipped over for no reason God Really really what the fuck what what just what just fucking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH behaving Erratically, and I'm I'm not trying to say oh man the game's suddenly changing because I know that's not how things work But the behavior is erratic

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Maybe my behaviors erratic it just feels wrong Like there'll be things that I do that. I know are reckless like I'm speeding through certain spots but then there'll be things where I intentionally slow down and I Take a measured step because I know what it needs to be and it will behave differently And I can't explain it and it sounds like I'm just complaining but it's fucking true. I swear It's like it has a frantic meter when I'm going fast and it's reckless and then what I've seen this many times when I've been just walking forward

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But I'm obviously I'm holding it down and I'm spamming it because I'm trying to go fast and then as soon as I slow down It's like the momentum inside the character is is elastic or something like it it takes a while for the the momentum to completely dissipate and it it's like Nathan will be expecting quick because he gets used to it or something I don't know if that's actually a mechanic in here but that's what it

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seems like it seems like there is this expectation thing and some elasticity in the sensitivity of certain movements that when you go from fast to slow there is a difference and it's so weird to say that out loud but given that I've been playing this for just a little bit that's not where you want to be it just feels like something that I could confirm right I got stuck cool god I don't give a shit I don't give a shit it's right on it's I don't give a

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shit I'll probably fall again I'll get it when I get- when I fall again. Doesn't make any sense.

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God!

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Wha- no, don't.

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Ugh! Sigh.

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This is not a hard sp- Okay, you're doing the thing that I was just doing, but then you were like, Let me show you how I do it.

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You fucking idiot.

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And I'm like, Okay, thanks Nathan. Thanks, you da best. WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT?! What the fuck was that? God fucking hell. What was that? Like I know what I know there's some things and I watch out for them when it's like when you raise a leg and you hit something that is entirely possible but it it punched me off the mountain. It fucking punched me off the mountain Why oh look there's my helmet that's a fucking trap

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That's uh, uh, God am I going for yes, I am Fuck that's bad foot placement. No it's not. Cause I got this. Alright I got my hat. Okay this is where I got punted off the mountain.

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This has been the trickiest part. It really doesn't seem like it, but it truly is... I don't know what pushed me off the mountain, I really couldn't tell you. But it truly is one don't know what pushed me up and I really couldn't tell you but I truly is one of the fucking hardest spots I don't know why okay that time I didn't get punted that's okay it's pretty cool oh this is bad this is what you would call bad. Oh, oh god. That really is...

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Really fucking tricky. It doesn't seem that way, but it is. I think the only way to really go about it is just to very slowly, and as far on the outskirt as possible, Shuffle.

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It's the only way...

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I think-

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Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, please not- Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Did I just hear mud? Why did I hear mud?

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There's no mud down there? What the fuck?

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Unless I just shit my pants. Entirely possible, I guess.

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Ah! Ah!

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Oh! Oof!

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Oof! Oof! Hhhhhh...

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Shit! I can't fucking see why did you just why why why why? Fucking I'm trying to understand what is happening here on these really fucking simple falls

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It's not FUCKING WORKING!

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What? What? Why did that foot rocket to the other one? I've never seen anything like this. I swear. I think the falls are causing some brain damage for Nathan and he's forgetting how to use his body parts It's the only explanation I can have for it

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See why are my legs spreading here it's Usually when you're walking forward the legs kind of stay together and then occasionally they'll spread very apart And it will launch itself towards that distant spot so that the legs splay apart. I don't know, there are some things in this game that I have not.

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Wow.

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The fuck is even happening? Holy shit, did you see that? I don't know if you guys can understand what's- what I'm complaining about, but it's like behavior like that where it's just so fucking erratic and sudden. It's like I'm moving very slowly. I'm moving very slowly and with a lot of control and it will fucking fly. And it's like it wasn't doing it.

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It just wasn't doing that. It's like that's the killer most of the time. It's just like it's not necessarily just making bad moves. It's sudden erratic behavior. I've even gotten better at just like feeling out where the position of the feet are so I'm not too worried about that right now Except when it's extremely crucial. It's the erratic behavior

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10:32

It's the it's the same thing I've hated in fucking all of these types of rage games not just necessarily from this developer It's the supposedly erratic behavior, and I think it's like it's just a factor of some Elasticity in the system that should not be elastic like the fucking mouse versus trackpad controls It's like I don't want there to be that erratic behavior. I don't want it. I

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Want consistency so that I can always rely on the movements that I'm trying to make! Might also be this fucking controller. Like I said, this thing... I really should have ordered that other... Stadia controller by now. This thing just... you know... could be dying. Wha- no, please, motherfucker. I don't fucking understand. Why? Just, it's just, God. It's just, fucking God! I've fallen there a couple times. I've fallen multiple places multiple

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times and it's always the same spots. And it's like, I know what should happen there, I just... I just cannot, for the life of me, fathom why it just will randomly fucking explode! It's spreading again, why is it spreading? It just... fucking feet spreading? Why?

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Wait, wait, wait, why? Wait.

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What the fuck? What? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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Man, what the fuck? I don't get it. I can... I... I'm sprinting through being reckless. I know that.

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It's when I slow down that I die.

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I'm not get it. I can I I'm sprinting through being reckless. I know that it's when I slow down That I die. I don't get it when I'm slow and actually trying to be careful. I die

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Why?

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Slow down, let me carefully place my fucking foot so I can get stable. And I die. Every fucking time.

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Every fucking time.

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What is happening?

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What is happening?

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What is even happening?

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I just- I have no exp-

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Whee!

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I have no explanation for this fucking weird, weird, weird behavior. Like I saw that spot and I was like, oh, I want to fix my footing on the left one. I knew that if I touched it, I'd fall for some reason. Couldn't tell you why. I knew it's, it is something like the confidence of moving forward at speed kind of like doesn't give the system enough time to start to wobble, right? And so just by fucking gunning it half the time...

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Oh shit!

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Oh shit, nope. Just by gunning it half the time... No, why? What? No. Just fucking... really? I'm not! this better not fucking count

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Okay

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This better not fucking count. Oh my god, if this fucking this fucks me over That better not fucking count I'm gonna be so mad if that counts See, why am I walking wide? What the fuck? You see that? That's what I'm talking about Like why it makes it so that I can't rely on where the fucking feet are gonna be because it's fucking decides Occasionally. Hey, I'm gonna just fucking go wide

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What the fuck

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Like there that it was going wide the fuck was that It's like this game is preventing me from making progress anymore. Even something about the camera angle is wrong. I know I get sloppy when I get mad, but this isn't just mad sloppy. I was mad before and it was not worth it. This is fucking ridiculous.

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I don't know how to explain it. I don't know how to explain it in a way that you guys would actually believe me, but it's like I swear you should be how to explain it. I don't know how to explain in a way that you guys would actually believe me But it's like I swear You should be able to see it if you've been following for this many parts of this many episodes of the game You would notice that his fucking feet are going in different places than they would What?

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Oh God

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Oh

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I'm I'm I'm at a loss Look at this. Look look what why why why why why are we wide? What is that? What is that? Okay, I think flipping the camera, I was hoping to reset the camera and it kind of fixing it. That seems to have tricked it back into some semblance of an order. I don't know if, if some of the movement might be based on where the camera is at any time, but now it's behaving much more like it was before.

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Like it legitimately feels better. Like the movement feels better, the way the guy is moving, Nathan, is actually better. It's something to do with after a fall or... Oh man, this is great. After a fall or something or after a certain amount of time if the camera gets stuck up against the mountain like that it'll get something else stuck or something and then the movement will be based on a camera position that isn't

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quite there. Oh see look it's it's working beautifully now

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This is actually working wait, I'm not joking this

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It doesn't look different, but the feel of the movement is actually incredibly different back to what I'm used to

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I'm not joking this is so weird to say and see but I'm not lying that the movement is actually sticking where I know it should stick like behaving the way that I have been playing the entire game with. It's suddenly... I think I just have to reset the camera on occasion. That must be it. Okay, so I'm not crazy The reason that it felt so frustrating is because something was fundamentally not working I'm I cannot explain it past that because I don't know Because the nuance of it is down to muscle memory because like since I've been playing this for such a long time My muscle memory of how the movement works is based on my experience with it and my ability to go up this mountain is based

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on what I've been doing before this is so much better than what it was I wish I could explain it better I know just all I'll say is it's a night and day difference right now and I don't know if it's because I flipped the camera or what but it's actually doing what I think it should do. Holy shit it might have been my controller or something I don't know like every move you notice how none of my movements have been rocketing any direction like the sensitivity has not been changing at all, everything's been super consistent, everything's been...

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Like my limbs aren't just suddenly flying, me... I don't know, it's... I'm gonna jinx it. Oh my god, that's so much smoother.

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That's so much smoother.

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Holy shit.

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That's so much smoother.

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I can't explain how much better that is.

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That's a bad foot placement.

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Oh my god.

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Ugh!

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Bad place for foot to be.

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Okay. But all in all, I'll take this any fucking day. Oh my goodness gracious gravy. So if I can just...

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Oh my god, yes.

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Yes. Whoa, almost missed it there.

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Okay, we're fine.

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Holy shit.

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Okay.

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Now I'm just being overly cautious. Whoa, what the fuck? Oh my god, that's too slippy. Holy shit, that's too slippy. No, oh my god. Don't, don't fuck me just yet. Nooooooo! God, that's's my fault that's entirely my fault I don't know like that but no I I feel infinitely better because I was legitimately running into a strange

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sensitivity problem that time that whole time I think you guys could see that I had that under control the the movement was good, everything was working the way it should, I was able to actually be cautious when I needed to be cautious, I can be fast if I need to be fast, because I know what the controls are gonna do. See, even here, it's like, I'm able to be like, yep, my foot goes here, here, here, I know this, because I've been playing this all day long and I-

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20:45

I-

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WHAA!

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That's my fault. That's- that's my fault. I, uh, I overextended myself. I'm also yapping a lot now. I- I- I- I am fine with falling if I know that it's my fault, which that last one was obviously my fault. the sliding and I don't remember it sliding that much last time I was here so I must have

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gone maybe a slightly different way than that.

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Oh god no!

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Ah!

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Oh! That was nice.

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Ah!

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Ugh! Okay my camera's starting to fuck up again. Not sure what the deal is. I better not have blasted myself back into the other mode. I'm more inclined to believe that it was a controller issue. It combined with something with the camera.

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I hadn't swapped cameras in a while. And I think there is something where if you get slammed up against a wall and you get you get something like there is that thing where it suddenly takes a wide stance or maybe I've got like controller drift or something. Again, this controller, I don't even have the back plate on it. It's been thrown maybe I think. Is this the one that I've thrown a couple times? I really should

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have a new controller at the moment but I don't. Oh my god, this is crazy. I thought I was going insane. I really, I really thought I was going crazy but it's infinitely better now. Oh god did not if I do that now my heart racing now I feel nervous because I feel like I can actually do it no actually wait something's oh no something's fuck you again I would believe it's this controller I can't believe I haven't gone back to the place

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where I started this episode that That is stunning. Not stunning based on what I was facing but it is still crazy. And I am almost out of time for this one. And in fact if- if- oh god that's probably not good in my head. If I do not make progress in the time that I would ordinarily when I was when I record these things Which I usually give it about an hour or more depending on the circumstances I'm not gonna make this its own episode. I will do another recording or I'll go longer. I just don't know that Oh

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Saved it cuz I'm a fuck. Oh god. I'm gonna die Motherfucker don't you dare. This is where I died before because I underestimated the sliding. I do not remember the sliding being bad, and yes, I know I'm saying dying and yes, I did. I do qualify all of that as

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death.

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Oh god.

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Oh would you look at that. And back here. Alright, now I can start the episode for real. Alright, let's keep going. If I fall again, I am done for today.

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I don't even remember where I am done for today.

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I don't even remember where I fell. Oh god. Oh, that's not good. Oh, that is so not good.

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24:14

What the fuck?

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I- Okay, so notice how my body just twitched there? I didn't do anything besides lift my foot. Don't know what that was. Not sure where that comes from this is straightforward

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shit I've done this before wait I do that every time I go that way and it doesn't work out for me because my knee bumps against something and then I die. I think it's a trap. I think that direction actually is a trap. That also feels like a trap. God, it all feels like a trap. Okay. like a trap. Nice, good leg extensions. Great leg movement. Extremely powerful posing. Okay, alright, hold on.

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What the hell? I think I gotta scoot around to the side. There we go.

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Oh god it's a jump! Oh no!

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Well I mean not really a jump but you know how it is. It's a gap and I guarantee you it would be extremely unforgiving should I not make this gap but don't worry I'm gonna make it. Because I've done gaps before and actually this one is not that bad even though I can't fucking see my fucking feet. And just like that. Easy.

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Alright, which way up? I think to the left? Seems like it's the best bet.

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Woooah.

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Woooah.

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That's what I'm talking about. It's getting colder. Okay, careful now, careful now. Okay, we gotta be careful now. Because this is getting really dicey. That was a slip that I narrowly avoided. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. progress. Okay...

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Pretty sure I go around to the side here. Whoa, God. Oh my god. That's scary. That was pretty fucking scary.

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Alright. Whoa, what is that? Huh.

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Okay.

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Well, at least someone put something in here. Not like that stupid staircase that no one actually likes. yee hush. you got this. all right we got snow for the first time I think we're walking through snow not sure how slippery it's gonna be compared to anything else I mean if it gives me frostbite, frostbite, frostbite, then...

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Whoa, that's not what I was looking for.

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Here I am anyway.

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Oh god.

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Holy fuck.

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Nice.

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Maybe it'll turn my feet a little stickier as opposed to not. This fall is actually far worse than it would be if I was on the other side. Oh my god, why am I doing this? I've started to question why I'm doing this. Oh my god. Why would I choose to go this way? Why did my instinct call me to this mountain?

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Because I know what I'm doing. Because I am here not to be average I'm here to be extraordinary and I am here to conquer this mountain in ways few have what the fuck did I just grab my tootsies on to I don't even know also why did my feet go that way? Okay, something's happening again. Okay, well I can't grab onto that so that's interesting. Whoa, okay. Whoa. Did you see that? That's what I was talking about. Is the sudden

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explosive movement? That? I don't like that.

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Whoa. movement that I don't like that Oh! Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...

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Oh...

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Oh...

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Oh...

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Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... come back to the recording with a different controller and just just fucking do that and I didn't fuck it's fucking up I don't know if this is controller or what my god okay and we've made it back here some okay oh my god oh my god oh my god holy shit stop all Well, we've made it right back to where we were That's what I've always wanted

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Yippee

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Yahoo, I swear to God. I'm okay. I'm gonna come I know I haven't made any progress at all. So I'm going to Keep going I guess You know, now, uh, and as I'm getting back up here, now it feels like, you know, getting over it. It has not felt high stakes horribleness through this entire game except for right now,

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and I just noticed it was getting wibbly. I can't see shit, I can't see my feet. Stop doing that. Don't need to take such wanted steps. I don't know why they can't- why am I getting flung? Each time I take a step, I swear that's not usually how this shit goes.

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Okay.

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Hope no one's afraid of heights. I swear I didn't used to lean over this. In the past I...

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Nah, maybe I'm crazy.

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Maybe I've always done it like this. I wish I could see my fucking feet oh my god Is that stable? That is not gonna be stable, is it? Can't see my your hands, man. Those convenient handholds? Don't use them. Don't even think about using them, actually. All right, where are we now? What are we doing now? How much further do we have? We can't possibly have that much further. We couldn't possibly be that far away from it This isn't terribly tricky, it's just steep.

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35:07

Oh my god. I'm so clenched.

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Oh my god, do not, no please, I'm begging you, holy fuck, thank you. Oh my god. I know some of you are screaming, go slower, go slower, it's the thing is like, I have a certain amount of shake right now, and I know that if I go slow, that shake might carry through in some of the controls, and I might end up in trouble more than if I were to go confidently as if I am not worried about it.

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Oh my god. Holy fuck. Okay, is this little ledge something I can actually jump onto? Or is it just as slippy as the other? Love it. I love it. I love it. God damn, I'm high up here.

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God damn, I'm high up god damn I am high up here where wait where am I going now wait there's no way.

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Oh, God, wait. Where do I go?

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What the fuck is that? I don't know what that is. Oh, did I go the wrong way?

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck, which way?

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Um...

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Oh fuck.

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Maybe there's- it's hard to see with the snow. That can't be right because that goes down. I don't think that that's the correct path and then this one at least, at the very least, maybe might save me. Both are bad. Don't get me wrong, both are bad options right now. But if there's a way...

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No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

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There's definitely-

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What? What? What? What?

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What?

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No!

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No!

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What happened?! What happened?!

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What happened?!

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Not... why? What happened?

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What what happened what the fuck happened?

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What the fuck just happened, I don't know what happened It just fell I had gotten off of the ledge and both of my feet were

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planted Fucking firmly on the a place where I just was standing and he just went in And he just flopped. Why why would you do that? I Wasn't it's my my fucking controller of course it is. It's because I have some kind of stick drift. Alright, I can't play it anymore. Right now. I have to stop. And I don't know why I've been torturing myself with a bum controller but you

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know at least I have my mouse and key and maybe mouse and keyboard would be the way to go oh yeah this is good no pressure sensitive anyway that's the only explanation I have is like there's something wrong with the controller because I was standing there planted and you saw just went

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All right, I'm done I'll pick this up later, okay, this episode is not done because I didn't make any fucking burgers

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Okay, bye

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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to baby steps now It may look like I'm actually where I was before and that's true but you might notice that I don't have a hat. Now I went through some trials and tribulations that I think we can all relate to. I may have thrown a fit here and there but what I discovered was that and I swear this is not just gamer cliche, there was something wrong with my controller. And there was. I don't know why, it was either stick drift or something.

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It was not working. Right. Which is why I've switched out to a controller. Even though, I mean this is now a Playstation controller, still of Xbox. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but I also ordered more... other controllers.

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So, have I journey ordered more... ...other controllers.

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Have I journeyed up higher than this? MWOAHH

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Yes, I have. Did I make it nearly to the top, and then... ...tumble down from the top?

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MWOAHH

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HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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I'll never tell. instance where at one point I had fallen off the mountain and then bounced onto that stair rail and nothing happened there wasn't like a cutscene triggered or anything like that but if at the end of this it says you used the stair rail you cheater and and just understand I didn't just because I fell on it and I immediately went down does not mean that I used it okay we got that cleared up okay we're all good here yeah all right anyway we're continuing on I've also learned some things one of the first and

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foremost is if I am pointing my camera lower or if I'm positioning my camera lower I can actually see my feet which I don't know why this is a revelation. It kinda... ...seems obvious right now. Well, that almost tipped me over at a... ...a little strange.

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41:13

Uh...

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I've gotten slightly better at the very granular control of things, but not immensely, you know? Just... just need to take my time most of the time. That truly is the key. That did not seem like taking my time, I know that. But sometimes... Oh my god, this is bad. Okay, sorry. That was... I know that didn't seem like very dicey positioning, but it was weirdly dicey the first time I went there. And then I have the other issue, which is that this is very smooth, so I just need to be very cautious. Because going slow, other than moments when my foot is about to, you know, explode off into nothingness...

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It's, uh... It's not really bad to, you know, take your time. It's not a bad thing.

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Uh-huh, easy. Oh my god.

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You know, being nervous is a sign of confidence. I don't know if you knew that. It's true. Don't question it.

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Whoa.

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Oh my god. Even the smallest, you know, movements seem a little crazy at this point, but experience shall through yada yada confident. Yeah, why what the fuck? See that's that's the problem whoa, that's the problem with going slow sometimes is that if you go slow your Your body will sometimes get fatigued and I don't know things get a little weird when when you make really slow movements I don't know why I don't know

43:10

why it needs to do that I don't think it needs to do that but sometimes that just is the way it be and there's nothing to be done about it so if you're gonna make careful moves you got to make quick careful moves because the game doesn't know the difference between quick careful and slow panic and up we go indeedy-do we do okay so it's not crazy yet. I mean, it's been kind of crazy this whole time, but it's not crazy yet. So don't worry about it. Just because we're getting into the snow doesn't mean that it's really crazy.

43:54

Because it's not. Okay, that's what we don't want. So let's try to backtrack and go around so we don't have to try to go up any large slippery inclines. Nope, we're not slipping.

44:15

Okay, no panicking here.

44:19

Okay, there we go. Ho ho ho, that could have easily been bad. Thankfully, it also easily was good. Alright. Now, which way should I go? Okay, so that's where the top of the mountain is for the stairwell.

44:39

And, and yes, I actually have gone this far already. I know that seems crazy. How did I do that? Oh, why can't I get low? How did I do that?

44:50

Oh, I don't know. I don't know, man. Whoa, not so far. There's no need.

44:55

Why are you taking such long steps, my guy?

44:59

Okay.

45:00

This is no trouble at all. It's just a normal step, basically. Wow, that was blind. Did not like that. Don't know why I went for the overhead. Should have gone for anything but the overhead. Speaking of overhead, I wish I had my helmet. Ow, my face. For those it does help to not raise your leg up too much because you'll end up inadvertently bumping yourself against the mountainside which... does... Almost count as you being pushed off. It's kind of weird. But the physics of it, you know, Newton's a bitch and he really really likes that whole equal but opposite thing.

45:57

Whoa, that was too close. Okay. All right, so the question is, where do we go from here? I sure wish it wasn't dark. Sure wish I had some sun, that'd be nice. And yes, I have made it this far too. It's gonna slip.

46:21

Oh my god, oh my god, no, no, no. Oh thank you. Oh thank you. Oh my god.

46:25

It's actually a little difficult to see where my feet are there, even if I am low. Whoa, see that? That can also happen. You can get your foot stuck on the previous one. Also I gotta say, this controller is working a lot better. I don't know how to explain it but things went a little awry and I think it was due to the controller. Not that I really

47:01

want to blame all of it on there. I was slightly tilted. But you know, anyone would be. After experiencing what I experienced. Okay, careful now. There we go. Okay, so this is my question. This is where I was before. What do I need to do?

47:23

Because I saw that over there to the left and that does technically go up to the platform, but that seems nearly impossible. And this way did have me go this way. I see kind of in that corner there the potential for an up. It's not the best up. I tried that and it did mean I did slide off right there.

47:43

But looking around, if that is what they they intend because I see the weird things there I don't know how you would do that because I can't Jump and that is a long gap. So I don't think that's it So it must be this because I do see this like little crevice here Where there's like what seems to be a foothold on the left and then it seems at least it seems that there is something on the other side but

48:11

slipping here is bad you know what actually I'm gonna step away because the cliff face is also an issue see it's so vertical that it doesn't really seem like this is what it should be. Although there is like that ledge there, which suggests that it could be that. It is crazy that it all comes down to that. Okay, that's a flat spot.

48:35

It doesn't seem to go anywhere, but maybe around the corner there's something. Nah, there's not even enough room for that. It really seems like this is the only option. I should probably look it up. You know what, actually I will because I've been here before and I don't want to be here again. Okay, this may sound strange but I can't find a walkthrough of someone beating this so I might be on my own. I'm- might be on my own.

49:05

Unless there's no way that's the correct path. Unless there's no way that's the correct path. Because how would you even do that? You can't even get on there. Can you? Is that the correct path? There's no way. Because how would you?

49:17

It doesn't- There's not enough- I can't lift my leg that high. there is snow way maybe let me at least go over there and look that would okay getting down is a whole other is a whole other issue I'm not well versed in the getting down part besides you know the the sliding oh boy speaking of sliding...

49:50

My god, why is this so difficult? Oh my god. Oh my god, my feet. Oh my god, my feet. Oh my god, my feet.

49:54

Oh my god.

49:56

Well, that was terrifying. And not over yet, I guess. I guess maybe. Okay, maybe. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is where I die.

50:07

Holy shit.

50:08

Okay, why did this seem so much bigger when- wait, this seemed- the perspective is really throwing me- wait, hold on. Hold on a second. Okay, so that's a slope. And I don't think I can make the distance without touching the slope. Okay, so this must be the way. And if I fall here, it's pretty much game over.

50:29

Maybe, maybe I might be okay. It wouldn't be truly game over. Okay, slide a little bit. Oh, wow, I made it. That's weird. That doesn't usually happen that way.

50:41

Okay, I could still slide here. And stepping onto that thing is a bit of a doozy. It's not impossible, but it is a long reach and... be a bit of a blind stab. I think this is still all sloped.

50:56

I don't like it. Oh god. Okay, here we go. Yuh! Okay, here we go.

51:07

Okay, that's horrible. And that's pure slide. I don't know how that's happening. This is the worst. I mean, obviously there's a platform there and then there's another little ledge there, but there's not enough room to switch my feet.

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51:33

So I have to do this left foot, then right foot, then left foot up while it's on an incline, most likely sliding. It's not great. Either that or I reach all the way, ignore the the nook, and take it straight across, which honestly might be the better option not that there's many good options but might be the slightly better one honestly I think that might have been a better option to try over there as opposed to this nonsense because that reach along with the height difference is kind of bad my main fear is that when my foot gets in there my knee is not

52:03

going to work properly it's gonna punch me off and I'll be doomed. Although, I might be able to sidestep my way into there. Maybe.

52:15

Oof.

52:16

It's a long way down if I don't... Okay, let me try this one. Okay, so I can get my foot in there. I am still okay on the mountainside. I can get my foot in that crevasse. Nope, there I go.

52:43

Curl, curl, curl, curl, curl, curl, curl, curl. Nah, there I go. Curl, curl, curl, curl, curl, curl, curl. Nah, there I go.

52:48

Ah, shit. Alright. I don't know how that would ever be possible. Ow. Good lord. I don't know how anyone would do that. Uh, mostly just because, holy shit, it's... Really, really small spot.

53:05

I might have had a better shot at doing it the other way. Just because, if I've got a long, precipitous slippy going up, but I-

53:13

Oops.

53:14

God, I wish it was day. Why must it be night? Alright. So, weirdly enough, I don't think it's going to take that long to get back. I know that sounds strange.

53:24

But I've gotten fairly decent at this. I don't think it's gonna take that long to get back. I know that sounds strange. But...

53:25

I've gotten fairly decent at this. So... You know... Just give me a second.

53:35

Oh, fuck off.

53:36

Nooooooo. I think that actually might be the hardest spot in the whole game. But there is a way around it that I have discovered that I just I almost started and didn't finish But I probably should have just gone for it. It's It's honestly just as risky, but it bypasses basically the whole thing.

53:56

Oh, what the fuck? Oh no.

53:59

Okay, well that's... That seems silly.

54:04

What the fuck? Wait, whoa, whoa, okay, good. Thank you. Wow. That's... That seems silly.

54:05

What the fuck? Wait, whoa, whoa, okay, good, thank you, wow. I know, I'm going too fast, it's entirely my fault, but I still like to blame the game every once in a while. Just needed a break, just needed a little breather. Oh what the fu- okay, I just needed another breather whoa okay so the weird

54:31

actually wait a minute there's actually another little gray spot no no no, no, no, please. Come on, man. Oh my god. Thank you, thank you. Watch I fucking lose out. I've been given some second chances this time. Maybe I can just head up to the other one. Can I?

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54:58

No, not quite. So I think I do have to go for the gray over there. I know it sounds crazy. But that's what I think is right. And then I think...

55:13

Let's...

55:14

Let's grab that.

55:16

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

55:17

I think that that's illogical. Oh, fuck. That's gonna... Oh, fuck. I think that that should have grabbed. I feel like that should have grabbed. There was really no I think that that should have grabbed. I feel like that should have grabbed. There was really no reason that that should not have grabbed. I feel like that was a really good firm grip too.

55:31

Woah, woah, woah.

55:33

Ah, fuck.

55:34

It really was, wasn't it? It was a firm grip. Why was it a problem? What the fuck? Okay, I'm starting to lose it. I'm starting to lose it. What the fuck? What is happening? Oh god, no, there we go, there we go, there we go.

55:46

Curl!

55:47

Oh no. Oh, come on.

55:49

What the fuck?

55:50

No.

55:51

Oh, I'm gonna die.

55:52

I'm gonna die.

55:53

I'm gonna die.

55:54

I'm gonna die.

55:56

I'm gonna die. girl. Oh, no. Oh, come on. What the fuck? No. Why? No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. That's how it. Oh no. Fucking no way. No fucking way. What? why would you just give up on life man? Why would you just give up don't do that? Why oh no no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck Hit everything on the way down. Why is this? I seriously think that that is the hardest part in the game and it's such a punch in the balls.

56:54

Fuck off. Whoa, oh fuck!

56:56

Oh man, what the fucking...

56:57

What even was that? I have a sneaking suspicion that there is some kind of like auto-aim for the feet, like something that's just a little bit predictive. I don't know what how else to explain it, but it really seems like there's something like that, especially when you're walking in a liner, I started to feel it when I was walking on those rails, because it kind of did automatically seek out the flat or the narrow portion.

57:37

There was like a little bit of an assistance. And I mean like, I might say that, hey, I wish there wasn't the assistance, but then, I don't know if there is one, hey, I wish there wasn't the assistance, but then I don't know if there is one and I don't know if it is, if it's been helping me this entire time and changing up the system might actually do more harm than good for me. Because then I wouldn't know how to play.

57:59

What the fuck?

58:00

Okay, please, please, please, okay. I'm not sure what happened there. That might have been a go wide thing, but it's similar to that. Especially when I've stopped going after a long fast sprint is often times, what even happened there? I don't even know what that was.

58:23

It'll happen that a lot. Like I've been going fast and then some, I suddenly, this is why I fail at the same spots all the time, is because whatever this momentum thing is, I'm really truly think it exists. If you've been going fast, it will behave,

58:40

you know, there's the momentum that builds up. But if you suddenly stop after you've been going quickly, and you need to do precise, careful movements, it won't do them. The momentum fades, and then suddenly you're able to, you know, it's like the sensitivity drops

58:57

or something like that, or it goes up or goes down, or whichever way makes sense in your mind as to what's happening. But it is like that. No! What the f- oh, fuck off. Man, what the fuck is that about? I wasn't even doing anything. I don't understand how I can fall on the exact same spots over and over and over again when

59:29

I am literally sprinting through every other part. And they're not the easiest parts, you know, there are some tricky bits that I'm just flying through and yet here we are, falling in the exact same spots. I don't get it. There's something weird happening no god damn it What? Yep. Right.

1:00:47

Yeah, this ain't happening. Good lord. Oh motherfucker. Motherfucker.

1:01:00

Oh man. Oh, motherfucker, motherfucker. Oh, man. Why did that time fall? Is that my hat? Wait, hold on. Oh my god, I found my hat. That's crazy.

1:01:32

Okay, well, found my hat. Also I think it intentionally turns night when you get up there, like an asshole. But hey, hat. Ten fucking minutes to get back up here, Jesus Christ. And that's if I don't make a mistake. Jesus, whoops.

1:01:50

Began a mistake.

1:01:51

Began a mistake.

1:01:52

Oh shit! Burned.

1:01:54

Your butt.

1:01:56

Where am I?

1:01:57

I don't even know where I am.

1:01:58

Can't see a thing.

1:01:59

Oh fuck off. Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here. Oops. I don't even know where I am.

1:02:05

I can't see a thing.

1:02:07

Oh, fuck off.

1:02:08

Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna lose my hat for sure.

1:02:12

That's okay.

1:02:13

I'd come- okay.

1:02:14

What?

1:02:15

No. Okay.

1:02:17

Thank.

1:02:18

Fuck. Can't see, okay.

1:02:46

I really don't like that.

1:02:47

Oh my god, I over extended it.

1:03:02

I fucking over extended it.

1:03:04

Ah shit, there I go. Fucking hell.

1:03:08

How do I do that? That's literally the last step and I choke. Woah. Also, it really blows that it's night there. It really fucking blows. Can't see shit.

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1:03:23

What? what the fuck why oh my god what the fuck So What are you doing here? What are you doing here? What's wrong? Jim!

1:04:34

What are you doing?

1:04:35

What are you doing?

1:04:36

I did it!

1:04:37

You, you, you, how?

1:04:39

I just did it, I climbed it.

1:04:41

It's too hard for you!

1:04:42

It wasn't too hard for me, I'm a climber. If you Yeah, if you could do it I could maybe it was easy. It's not too hard for me I don't know if it's too hard for anybody really. I think these stairs might be a little

1:04:59

superfluous Jim

1:05:01

But if the stairs are superfluous Then maybe Jim was superfluous. Jim are superfluous, then maybe Jim was superfluous.

1:05:08

Jim was superfluous.

1:05:09

Lord.

1:05:10

Yes!

1:05:11

I am the Lord! Ooooooh!

1:05:13

Okay.

1:05:14

Oh, ooooroo, Lord.

1:05:15

Oh, Jim.

1:05:17

Oh, careful. Careful, careful, careful.

1:05:19

Jim!

1:05:20

Ah! Oh, shit. He's probably okay. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh careful. Oh shit. He's probably okay. The guy's got problems I guess.

1:05:31

Oh my god I can't believe it. I did- I did- my doors- I just- I've been doing this again and again and I just hit record and I gotta tell ya, the reason that I was like, I'll try this one more time. I flew up that mountain stadia controller is fucking king I finally got it in it's amazing okay this is the end of the episode thank you everybody so much for watching I gotta go I wasn't even I'm supposed to do this all right thanks and as always I'll see you in the next video supposed to do this all right thanks and as always I'll see you in the next video

1:06:00

bye bye

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