The Justice System Has Failed Us

The Justice System Has Failed Us...

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Okay, regret regret regret regret Welcome to cuff bust a game where you and your friends have the simple goal of breaking out of prison only in this game You don't play as a human you are these little furball characters that are super adorable. Like look at them, there's no way these little guys could commit crimes. We could buy a 911 for $2. If you want us to play more of this game, please leave a like on this video to let me know.

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We just broke the entrance.

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I got the entrance fam, you know what I'm saying? We just.

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Turn back right now. Get up.

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I still see you staring at me.

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Keep moving.

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Get a move on bro. You finished the damn tunnel yet?

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Okay.

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Oh, this is looking good. Looking good. Oh man. Oh This is looking good, it's looking good. Oh man. How's that beer taste? That's what looks like it. You know I don't think

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Gonna be so confused who even do now

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Silent hope they do the same thing Well, we're all done now

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We dug all the way here dude dude and this is all it was hey you over there I

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Got a poop I got poop bro. I got a poop down

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Bro, now is not the time we're doing a prison. I'm sorry I didn't I literally I threatened you and then my adrenaline kicked in and I just had to poop You know what? That's like. I just got nervous butterflies. So just hold on one sec. Whatever bro, whatever

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Get out the bedroom right now. No way dude!

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Oh! Sobe!

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Sobe, we're on the same team now! We're on the same team now! Am I winning? Am I winning? I don't think I'm gonna win.

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What the fuck is this?

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What the fuck is this?

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Hey, one of them's dead.

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I'm back up, I'm back up. Hey, one of them's dead. Hold the line.

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I'm back up. I'm back up. We're trading.

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Trading aggro. What are y'all doing up here? What the fuck? We're winning.

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We're winning. Holy crap.

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I got his key card. I got his key card. And I got a stun. I got a stun thing. Sorry.

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Missed fire. Missed fire. Fire This way I'm coming I'm coming unless you want to take a shit

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I ate a donut. I ate another donut wait guys Guys I forgot guys I'm glad you're listening I found this in my butthole okay regret regret regret regret You racist! There ain't no way! It must be!

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Guys we gotta get it- yeah-

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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Are you serious?

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Are you fucking deadass?

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Help!

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Leave him behind!

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There's no helping him.

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We can't save him.

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I have a green key he's got a place it you got to know I wasn't aware of that mechanic actually I didn't know what he's dead really hope it he just ran into that shit. Yeah, no, okay. Just bonked your head once and you're good. I got weapons! I could buy something. Yeah, I have nine coins. You could buy shit in here? Oh, it's a vending machine. Oh commissary commissary. Screwdriver would be good. Insert coins. Wait pills. I had one coin. I could give you some.

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How many do you need? I don't know. I just put in one. Is that the cost of the numbers? Can we buy 9-11? What is 9-11?

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Does 9-11 cost $1?

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Hold on.

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How much does that cost?

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Hold on bro.

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I'm like that. It costs $2. We could buy a 9-11 for $2.

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What kind of money are we making?

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Oh, it's a key! You'll probably need to buy 420 in a second here.

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Crazy.

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Can someone buy a yummy 420?

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I can't! I can't buy it!

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My hands are- You probably need them keys in there, buddy. You probably need them keys, I'll be honest. You probably need them.

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I can break these cuffs!

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I don't know.

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Guys, look what I found!

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Oh my-

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Oh my god!

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My ass was trying to buy the same thing from that vending machine, bro.

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Yeah, bro. You took my chair too.

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You're buying 9-11 too?

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Are you kidding me?

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Are you kidding me?

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Wait 9-11 is in the sequel? Bro. What's wrong?

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I got scammed, thank you!

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Now my plan comes to fruition.

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Can I eat all of them?

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A tactical airstrike will arrive in 60 seconds.

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Yes, that is also a normal reaction to hearing that. Can I eat all of them? A tactical airstrike will arrive in 60 seconds.

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Yes, that is also a normal reaction to hearing that.

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Let's get out of here. Hey, did you guys hear about the tactical airstrike? Did you guys hear about the tactical airstrike that'll- Oh, I turned the fans off. Pan!

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Hey, uh, hey, Sobe.

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Rules are rules.

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Trying to turn around. Yeah, rules are rules They got rockets here bro! That's crazy! Hey, I don't think that's gonna last very long.

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I don't... It's not gonna be good. I'm getting on top. Nah. Alright. The guards coming with us!

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He just fell out!

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He just fell out!

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He just fell out!

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Just send-

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Just send one more rocket at him, boys.

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Oh.

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Heh heh.

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Well.

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You know what?

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Maybe it's a good thing I didn't end up in that.

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Yeah, it's a good thing. Shit, you already got locked up, dog.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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I'm a criminal.

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I'm a criminal.

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I'm bringing it out. Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, I'm a criminal. I'm a criminal. I'm bringing it out. Oh, oh god.

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Oh god. Someone just gets beat in the corner, bro.

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Oh my god.

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All handcuffed.

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They sent everyone to the black guy. This is really weird. Hey, you guys want to escape now? He seems pretty distracted. They seem pretty distracted. You just want to get out of here?

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That was the plan right? Just a distraction and we can just walk out the front door?

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I think we can just leave. We're just a few white guys trying to leave in style. Let's just get out of here. I feel bad. Let's just get out of here.

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Guys get in the wall! Get in the wall! There's a dig thing in here bro. There's a spot to dig yeah I bought that pipe up genius I feel like you could just use cigarettes for that I don't know why we digging for We think we're gonna find a pair of fossil Adidas. Yeah, what are you thinking? Some dinosaur shoes. What if we end up in Chinese prison? I think we're just on the other side of the prison Chinese prison

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Holy shit on the other side of the prison Chinese Chinese person holy shit this is big no way hell yeah this is big okay the fuck guys yeah baby another hole another hole we go on oh my gosh we in the workshop we on a workshop we in the workshop what we gonna make I got bolt cutters. There's another pair here. Damn, what are you doing? Y'all just doing free labor for them. What the hell? Y' I'm gonna stay here. I'll produce Arctic Wraiths. What the hell is that noise?

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What is it?

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That's where the fed goes? It leads all the way down here?

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What is the point of this?

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Sniper! Sniper! Oh god, get down!

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Are you okay? There's a sniper up here. There is, there is a sniper. You weren't kidding, I thought he was lying. I thought he was just being a little dramatic about it. Run!

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Have I run?

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Where are we gonna go? Oh shit. Oh I got it.

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There's another hole! There's another hole!

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Why are they even hitting us? We're still in the prison!

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We have not made any forward progress. Why are they so angry? We're literally still in the prison. Oh shit! Never mind!

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Continue to shoot at us.

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Go to the dock!

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There's no boat. Nah, we can call it. Where my boat at? Hold on on I'm gonna make a wish Maybe he'll show up

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Maybe not enough money. Maybe the gods. Yeah, you're right. You're right a little more when I go there

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Drops the whole net worth

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All right

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Hey guys, um, there's a chopper on the roof. We just got to break the last gun and we can come up on me

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Yummy crash by the way. I don't know if anyone noticed that

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That's fine. We get out right now. He You want me to crash by the way? I don't know if anyone noticed that. That's fine we get out right now. No fuck. I think.

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Look at this guy! Who does he think he is bro? Who does he think he is?

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Look at him.

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Fuuuuck.

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This goofy ass.

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Oh wait. Oh he heard us. He heard us. He heard us. Yo you were bringing it on bitch.

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Yeah come on!

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You want some?

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Yo, he might be having some.

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He might be having some.

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Ow! Bitch ass.

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This guy thought he was really him, huh?

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Hey, we made it. Are we supposed to do something different here? Hey guys, it looks like we're here. Let's go.

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Anyone have any more ammo for this guy? I'm going up there.

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Don't crouch or hell you'll get into the tower.

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Wait, you're just getting...

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What? What'd you say?

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What the fuck?

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Look at this guy. Sobe, are you say? What the fuck?

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Look at this guy! Sobe, are you okay? I'm gonna put handcuffs on him while he's in there.

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I'm like a mechanic in Bantlefield 4.

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I put a- I put handcuffs on him.

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Is it-

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There's like a juggernaut downstairs, I don't know if you wanna go down there.

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You mean that one?

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Why'd they get the SWAT team out?

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Hey, I know what's gonna- that'll help.

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Hold on, let me handcuff him.

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Let me handcuff- they're responsible!

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Smitty, you gotta scan the door!

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What door?

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Okay, okay!

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I got my- go, go, go! RUN!

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It's a dead end! Smitty, you gotta scan the door! What door? Okay, okay! I got left!

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GO GO GO! RUN! IT'S A DEAD END! OH MY GOD!

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This is the best part ever! Weave! Close it, close it, close it!

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Why is he modeling in the corner?

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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! What do we do?

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There's another thing here! There's another scan thing! I'm- hey, hey, donkey! Oh my god, what do we do? There's another thing here! There's another scan thing! Hey, hey, Donkey! They can't get me here.

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I think I'm good here.

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I'm using the intercom.

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Hello? Hello?

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This is Smitty on the intercom. Just checking to make sure you guys are okay.

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Donkey, make sure you check in with him.

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Make sure you hit E on that.

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I'm checking. make sure you check in with him check it with him check it with you hit the other chicken

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they're just struggling do we could just take over the prison. Sorry I farted over the god damn intercom. My fault y'all.

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Can we scan this?

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Oh yeah we gotta. Oh. Oh I gotta get my scanner thing.

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No no no. Lever. Lever. Do the lever. Do the lever.

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Okay. Got it.

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Did you do it? Do it again.

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Do it again. Do it again.

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Same time.

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Same time. I'm trying same time bro. All right, I'll go I'll go. I'll go hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Okay Yeah, that makes sense I think we did it I think we did it hey dude Hey doc, maybe they don't understand me maybe you can get on there and yell Yeah Oh

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Smitty I think there is the door that opens the garage. Oh, yeah

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Hey go in there and hold the two levers down

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Perfect. Come on. There we go

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Dude, I'm holding it. Get on come on. All right, wait. No the exits up here though the up up the stairs Okay, get on, come on. Alright. Wait, no, the exit's up here though. Up the stairs. We can get to the roof right now. This is so easy, dude. This is the easiest one ever.

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I got no ammo, so I'm just gonna have to bluff.

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I got ammo! I got freaking ammo! He doesn't believe me.

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I got ammo.

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Get him.

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I'll run to the back. Be careful. I got ammo

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Headshot Yo, we got an orange key up here? What's good?

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Uh, I think Trippy has an orange key

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Come on, let's go all the way down, let's go all the way down

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WAIT! WAIT!

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Where did they go?

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Oh he's still good, he's good Oh my god! Oh He's down in the camp, he's getting chased, look at him! ah oh wait we need breakers we need to we need fuses or something here this is

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what you have to do right here look it's a breaker when you break this all right

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then put in one of these we need a bunch of them see all right let's go break orange boxes I threw a ball all right and open that thing up Yep, it's open Come on wait for Sylvie wait for Sylvie, let's go I think he's gonna go too far forward It's a small explosion boys I'm covering just in case there's any sewer rats in here I got the blicky sideways freedom shahshank yeah we tried to come here earlier I think it's on the other side wait you see that oh my god start chopping down trees

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Hey, how you guys breaking this is not like Minecraft all right, thank you

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Couple more couple more. Oh is it done wait for the boys. Oh

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Get on you fuckers you assholes you sons of bitches I'm gonna kill you Get that shit out of my ears.

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Get it out. Get it out.

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Man, turn that fuck shit off.

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