The Last Family Trip...

Alright, this game actually looks f***ing fire.I'm contemplating whether or not I want to eat an edible right now.How scary do we think this game is?These are these boof edibles I got online.The Family Trip.Oh, f*** no.

Oh, f*** no.It's one of the games that picks up my mic.Start a new game, all the progress you made will be deleted.Yes.The Family Trip.Let me guess, it's about a f***ing family trip.

Oh, mom.Why are my parents 2D characters?

Do you have everything you need, honey?

Yeah, I think so.Hey, come on, champ.It's gonna be fun.You don't sound very convinced.I'm just not used to trips like - Oh, I'm just not used to trips like this.It's kind of the point.

We've all been getting distant lately.Your mother and I are getting a divorce.I don't know how to put this lightly.You're not going on a trip, you're going to live in a foster care home.I hate to be that guy, but we've come to the terms and the decisions that you are a piece of sh**, and you're the reason our marriage is not working.Sorry.

Distant how?Busy, tired, always doing our own thing.This trip is for us, to be together again.I guess you're right.Let's take the boxes to the car now.Who the fuck goes on a family trip and puts their stuff in cardboard boxes?

Like, would you not pack a suitcase?Yeah, we're going to an Airbnb for a week.Why don't you pack your bedroom up into a cardboard box?Nudity's on.There's gonna be nudity in this game.Good job.

Let's go to the car.Well, bare minimum to impress dad here.Holy W parent.This guy started freaking out.He's gonna see I'm fucking iron in League of Legends and fucking start having a seizure, man.Great job putting the box in the car, son.

You really are a wonder.Dude, I miss road trips.I miss road trips where I wasn't the one driving.I still go on road trips, but I'm always driving.And driving on a road trip sucks.I don't care how much people say it's good.

It blows.Dad, can we stop?I need to use the bathroom.Wait, this is actually me.Alright, hold on a bit.Dad, I need to pee.

Piss in a bottle.You ever try to pee in a bottle while you're driving and you just piss all over your hands?Hit a speed bump?Nope, I guess that's just me.Nope, just me, alright.Ideal piss jug is a Gatorade bottle.

Big opening.Peeing in a water bottle's not ideal.Peeing in a water bottle like a closed Dasani water bottle?You're aiming at about the size of a penny.Then you get one of those shit piss spreads.You ever have that?

It's like a bad RNG CSGO spray.You start peeing in the toilet, your piss stream goes like fucking 90 degrees to the left.You just start peeing on the floor.Or it does a dual spread.Two sprays.That's the worst.

I'm a girl, so uh...Yeah, well you'd never experience that.The pain of being a guy, you know?Would you rather have a period or a bad pee spray?You could go to the bathroom now.I just piss myself.

Your mom and I need to talk about something.We'll wait for you here.Oh my god, they're gonna abandon me.Oh my god, they're gonna abandon me.Is this the direc - Stop.Is this the direction this game's going?

Am I gonna get abandoned in this accessory store?They're gonna fucking leave me.Oh my god, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, come out, and they're gonna be gone.Excuse me, sir, where's your bathroom?I don't know where the - oh.is this like a gas station where it's detached to the side?

They're gonna leave my ass.Then I'm gonna have to live with this fucking 7 -Eleven guy.Well, 7 -Eleven's usually on gas stations.This gas station guy.Oh, here's the bathroom.Oh, it's locked.

Huh, looks like it's locked.

I'll go ask the man who works here if he has the keys.I already did that, but I didn't get the prompt.

Excuse me, sir.Can I get the keys for the bathroom?

Bathroom's locked.Yeah, that's why I'm asking.Your parents out there?Yeah, by the pump.I see them.You on a long trip?

I think so.You don't talk much.Parents told me not to talk to strangers.Here are the keys.Thanks.Fucking locks me in the bathroom.

Shadow puzzle room?Oh my god, what is shadow puzzle room?That's a niche reference.Wait, was I supposed to grab the keys off the counter?I thought he handed them to me.Bro said here's the keys.

It's one key.Normally they put it on like a stick.Oh, this is actually a fairly clean bathroom.Normally there's gas station poop all over the walls.Some dude with fucking just straight up charted all over the walls.You ever walk into a bathroom like that?

Fucking terrifying.Okay.Ready?Yeah.Ready.Come on, son.

Cheer up.You're going to love it.You're right.Sorry.I'm just tired.All right, let's get back to the car.

But first I need to return the keys to the man who works here.He lent them to me so I could use the bathroom.

Alright, I'll wait for you.Yeah, it's gonna be one of these games where I'm having a fun time, and then randomly I just get jump -scared every fucking five minutes.Thanks for letting me use the bathroom.No problem.You know, some kids don't like trips like this.They remember things better than adults, too.

What?What a fucking weird -ass guy.My god, was he trying to sell me crack or something?What type of fucking front is that?You know, some kids don't like trips like this.The fuck does that mean?

I fully thought they'd leave me.Oh, I'm in the shadow realm.Oh, I thought it went black screen.There's just a loading.That was a long loading screen for this type of game.Park the car out front.

Are we staying in like a cabin?Is this a backrooms game?I doubt it, no.I think this is gonna be like a creepy road trip where my parents get killed.Oh, we're like camping.I thought we were going to like a fun Airbnb.

All right, we're here.

See that man over there?He's the one I rented the cabin from.You two stay here for a second.I'll go talk to him.

Dad, why does it look like your head's attached to your body by, like, stitchings?Why does it look like you're wearing a mask?Holy fucking stance!Look at this guy, straight dick out!Walks into the wall with his cock first!That is the worst posture I've ever seen!

Hello, how are you?Sorry for the delay.We had to stop at the gas station.No problem at all.Everything perfectly fine.So everything's settled?

Just like we arranged over the phone?Fuck, weird shit is that.Yeah, I just...Yeah, I just came to give you the key.This is the key for the front gate.Make sure you close it.

Sometimes animals wander in.Of course, don't worry.I'll take care of it.Uh, take care of it.Anything else?Oh, yes.

There's another cabin nearby.It's been abandoned for years.You'll see the tape that says do not cross.You can cross it, but you shouldn't.All right, thank you very much.You're welcome.

Enjoy your stay.Does the cabin come with a BJ?What?What?That was a Libby chat.All right, we're here.

Excited?Well then, our family trip's official.It starts now.Let's grab the boxes and take some inside the cabin.We open up the boxes, it's just straight Arby's steak nuggets.Just the clothes in our back and some Arby's moose knuckles.

Isn't that just fucking sweet?That's all we need.That and some Mr. Beast's Feastables bars.And some Jack Link's.Some Jack Link's.Mr. Beast style.

It's the only way you could get it.Some Jack Link's beef jerky.Some Long John Silver's.Some Long John Silver's fish sandwiches.It's all you need to survive the wilderness.And on the tr - Oh shit, there's that fuckin' caution tape.

Let's already go die.Oh, and it's blocked.Port -a -potty?Uh -oh.Got a straight out house.No fucking A .

C.here.We gotta really live the camper's lifestyle.We're gonna sleep by candlelight and play Monopoly while we're here.Don't worry, I bought some of the funnest games that we'll be able to play.Like Chutes and Ladders and Scrabble.

Just some good old quality family time.That's one of BJ Gibson.What does that even mean?I don't know, that has no relevance whatsoever.Okay, good job.Now let's get the boxes into the cabin.

I wanna know so badly what we packed.Rob Little, stop, stop.Dude, we can't make half of my content inside jokes.Because then nobody understands it.It's Rob Little!He kinda looks like Rob Little, I'm not gonna lie.

Alright, that's it, we're done unpacking.It's like when somebody in my chat kept saying John Crandall fucking mentioned me.Whoever the fuck John Crandall is.It's just a random guy.I've looked him up, he doesn't even exist.It's just somebody made him up.

It's already getting dark.Let's start getting the campfire ready.Ethan.Mmm, wardrobe.We know my name's Ethan now.Wanna come gather some firewood with me?

It'll be fun.Okay.I'll stay here.I'm pretty tired.I think I'll sleep for a bit.First line the mom had in forever.

Yeah, I feel like nobody names their kid Ethan anymore now.Ethans are always super smart.Little nerdy.Let's do this to make it quicker.Grab about four pieces of firewood.I'll head towards the entrance.

Stay around here, roughly up to the fire pit area.When you're done, put the wood in the fire pit and head back to the camp.all right let's get started my dad's a fucking chud he doesn't know how to start a fucking fire you can pour gasoline on it try and fucking light it with a actual piece of uh or not like he's gonna light the piece of firewood with a lighter dude why is he following me i thought we have to split off oh i know let me go into the caution area that's where i'll find all the best firewood wait did he say to split off or should i be following him how is he walking so much faster Oh, it won't let me go over there.Piece of firewood.Oh, I can't go that way.Can I go through here?

No.Also, I'm like stuck wandering this specific area for firewood.Why are there just like conveniently placed chopped logs?Have you ever been camping and you have to gather firewood?You just end up getting a bunch of fucking sticks.I'm hearing something.

It's daytime though, so that means I'm safe.Bad things can only happen at night in horror games.I need another piece of wood.Hard pivots to midnight.I've been wandering for hours and I've only found three pieces of firewood.God, dad's gonna be so upset with me.

He's gonna think I'm a lame chud.I'm not worthy of being his offspring.Calls me one of his worst loads.Sorry, getting too into this.Dude, where's the last piece of fucking firewood?I'm gonna start - I'm gonna start actually crashing out.

I hate how slow I'm walking.Press the run button, the run buttons normally shift, and I am pressing the run button.This is me sprinting, this is me walking.Talk about a leisurely stroll.One of the people that walks in a mall with all of their friends walking horizontally.Worst people ever.

I don't know where the last piece of firewood is.This is like solving a fucking mystery.I see it.I see it.It's by the Porta Potty.One of my biggest pet peeves is people that walk slow.

And when I was on the cruise with Jack, every single person walks fucking slow.Like I'm not saying you have to walk like four and a half miles an hour.But if you are short, let's pick up the strides, eh?I'll put the firewood on the fire pit.Dude, somebody's following me. I hear it.And if you're old, I get it, right?

If you're old or you have like a disability, yeah, you could walk slow.But oh my God, if I got softlocked there.If you're still like you, okay, no.I'm saying, I'm saying like, if you're me, but you're walking two miles an hour, I'm pissed.I'm done.I'll head back to the cabin and rest for a bit.

Dad's gonna come sprinting up to me.Oh, hey!He's gonna fucking go, duh.It's the same fucking noise every time.Mom's gonna have Scrabble set up.I'm so fucking hype.

We're gonna be playing three -man Yahtzee.I think I'll take the threes.Three -man Uno.Dude, two -man Uno or die.Wake up, buddy.Oh, you're out for a while.

Didn't think you were that tired.Come on, get up.We're heading to the campfire.Your mom's already waiting outside.She's got the chamomile tea ready.The chamomile tea and the Skinny Pop popcorn.

It's all we have to eat tonight.That and the Arby's Moose Knuckles.Yo, no flashlight?We're just gonna fucking walk out here in the dark?Jesus Christ.That, and we have your favorite soda.

Diet Crush.Orange flavored.Drinking actual vomit.So serious.Orange soda just tastes like throw up.Yuck.

Dude, he said the fire was ready.It's fucking pitch black.Yeah, they're about to sacrifice my ass.This game's gonna end real quick.I love how every loading screen is just nine minutes.Alright, we need to get the fire going.

Wanna do it, son?I told you this motherfucker doesn't know how to light a fire.Yeah, sure.Here, take this.Fucking skill check?More accurate fire starting.

Remember that camping trip we took to the coast?The one with that old rusty grill?Yeah, you almost set the tent on fire.Yeah, that was the wind's fault.You got stabbed with that fire poker.You ended up getting tetanus.

Losing feeling in your leg for a few months?Sorry about that.Lighter fluid kept - Lighter fluid kept spraying.That was a strategy.It's been years since we did something like this.That's exactly why we're here.

Not exactly.We said we wouldn't start.Oh my god, they're actually getting a divorce.I'm not starting anything.Then don't make it sound like that.Can you do - Can we do something else?

tomorrow?We'll see.It's always we'll see.Not now.Then when?Ethan, stay here, okay?

Your dad and I need to talk about something.Okay.What do you think they're gonna talk about?Check on the trunk, there's a PS5.There is not a PS5 in the fucking trunk.Wow, they're actually just abandoning me and going to the cabin.

That's where the BJ starts.Well, I guess Libby was right.I don't know what's going on with him lately.It's the same thing every time.They probably think I'm too dumb to notice they've been fighting.But I'm not.

My name's Ethan.That means I'm super smart.I'm gonna get jumpscared.What the fuck?!I swear I heard something.Can I leave?

Yo, he's right there.I wasn't even...I wasn't even an audio scare.Hey, let's head back to the cabin.Your mom and I had a small argument.Sorry you had to see that.

She's gonna have a fucking hammer in her head.I got a little frustrated.Sorry about that.But now it's just you and I. Some father -son time, right?Tomorrow we're gonna be playing Two Man Uno.What do you think they argued about?

I love how he walks backwards.Bro, what is with the loading screens?The loading screens are actually 20 seconds.Oh, we're showing the fucking caution tape.Yo, it's like the screen goes black and it's just full quiet.It's just full quiet.

I'm sitting here going, did the game lag out or?What is with that caution tape area?There's obviously gonna be like another character or something that kills us.Is this our cab - So there's another person in the other cabin?What does that have to do with our wife - our husband and wife's - or not husband and wife.Are my mom and dad - are they hungry?

The fuck?Are we in a tent?What was that?I - what is happening right now?Bro, I'm sleeping in the same bed as my dad?We booked a one bedroom?

I need to use the bathroom.There's one around here somewhere.It's the fucking port -a -potty.Oh, I'm playing the mom now.What are those portable ones?Okay, I understand.

I understand.I have to run outside to the bathroom.Well, let's just do it because they're gonna kill the mom right now.So that'll be great.Let's fucking full sprint.No problem.

All right, and we're off.Mom's gonna get slimed.A hundred percent.That or the guy's just a bit of a prankster and he's gonna knock over the port -a -potty.and then poop will get all over me. I hear walking.I'm gonna ignore it.

And I'm gonna go take a fucking fat shit now, thank you.Oh wow, what a great Porta Potty.Turns out the guy's in the Porta Potty.I'm hating this.Oh my god, no, I'm gonna have to hide in the Porta Potty at some point.I forgot my mic pings in this game.

What the hell?Who is that?Why does he have a knife?I need to stay quiet.It's Rob Little!Sorry, I'm not gonna do that again.

I'll, I'll lock in now.

Oh my God, I have to watch the 20 second loading screen.Yo, there's no way.

There's no way I need to watch a fucking 20 second loading screen again.Oh my God.Yo, actually that was so stupid.That was not worth the joke.I run it back fully and just say Roberto Picanha this time.We just get stuck in this scene a million times.

And every time I just kill myself, I say Rob Little in different ways.I thought that was a tent.It's a top down from the bed.Eugene Blumpkin, he's doing alright.He's sitting in the corner right now.Top Hat and Monocle still locked.

I have to pee.I think I just sharted a little bit.Oh my God, I gotta go use the bathroom.Fucking full sprinting.Full sprinting out of here.My God, who's that holding a knife?

It's Rob Little.And who's right next to him?Eugene Blumpkin.Oh my God.What?I feel like half the people making the Rob Little jokes in chat don't get it.

It's just like a funny name.Dream blunt rotation?Oh, Rob Little's in that mix.100%.Oh shit, I have to pee first.Explain it then.

Rob Little was a comedian on a cruise ship I went on, and he just made a bunch of jokes about his own name.I thought that was very funny.Who was that?Why did he try to get inside?I need to get back to the cabin and tell them we have to leave now.Sorry, I just ruined the immersion of this game.

I got to re -immerse myself into the horror.My God, who was that man?He had a knife.Oh my God.I don't even, it was a kitchen knife.a serrated blade.

I don't know, maybe it might've been an ankles knife.I think I saw a similar one at Boscov's.Oh my God.Oh no, mom died.Bro, when are we gonna wake up and have a regular day tomorrow?Or is it all gonna take place in this night?

Oh, sorry, we just have a 30 minute loading screen.Don't worry, chat.Where's my wife?I feel better today.I hope mom and dad have worked things out.I'm really tired of them fighting all the time.

I'll go see if they're awake.

Your wife, she left me. I never thought it would come to this.

That's weird.Mom and Dad aren't here.I'll go check outside.I told her I'd stop watching Fortnite porn, but she didn't believe me.You're awake.

Everything okay, Dad?

Have you seen your mom?I've been looking for her.No, I just woke up.It's fine.She probably went out for a walk.Car's gone.

So?I guess she just needed some air after last night.But hey, it's just us today.We can do whatever and wait until she gets back.Yeah, sounds good.Few hours later.

You got any threes?No fish.Getting kind of bored.Can we do something else?Yeah, sure.What do you feel like doing?

I don't know, there's nothing to do here.Maybe go grab some more firewood.You already did that.Maybe you can go to that house.You bet.one?

Yeah, just check it out.I don't think there's much there.Still, just for a bit.It's getting late.Come on!Mom's not here anyway.

If she was, she wouldn't let us go.That's not the point.She said nothing was gonna happen.So let's just go.Alright, give me five minutes, that's it.Alright, okay.

We're not touching anything.Okay.If you say anything weird, tell me right away.I will.

Alright, let's go.

Dude, IRL on a camping trip, this dad is six beers deep, two zins, and a fuckin' vape.And he is so down to go to this fuckin' abandoned place.I am not seeing a world where this fuckin' lame -ass father... is like, oh, sorry, I don't think I've... maybe five minutes.That sounds like you?Uh, yeah, dude, what?If I'm a dad and I... if I'm a dad and I have, like, a ten -year -old son that wants to go investigate this abandoned cabin...

I'm most definitely a bit buzzed, and I'm so down to go adventure.That is the ideal camping trip.Not everybody does drugs.I would say 85 % of the fathers in this chat are probably four or five fucking Bud Lights in during this camping trip.God, you're a fucking loser, man.Ugh, just a quick look.

Mom's not here, she never let us otherwise.Don't bring your mom into this.But it's true.We came all this way, I don't want to leave without seeing anything.I promise I won't go away from you.If it's too dangerous, we leave right away.

Please.

Alright, be quick.

Really?Okay.Yeah.Alright, we'll go together.I feel like the dad's more scared to go in than me.Dead bodies where?

And it's a lame house.There's gonna be like a really realistic...Okay, nope.This is the whole fucking house.Wow, that sucks.Oh, maybe not.

Maybe not.Secret tunnel.And it's another shitty room.Alright, I think that's enough.Let's go.Okay.

What a house, what a great house tour.Oh, is this the creepy guy watching us?Oh, he's not happy we just entered his fucking abandoned house.Stop cussing, I'm in my living room, I'm sorry.Normally I would curse right now, but I'm actually gonna respect your space.Oh, I see you already finished eating.

Big chungus porn, big chungus porn, big chungus porn, big chungus porn, big chungus porn, big chungus porn, big chungus porn.I see you already finished eating.Can you go grab some firewood?

Oh my god, am I - How many fucking firewood - DUDE!

Mom still hasn't come back, you think she's still mad?I don't know, if she doesn't come back by tonight, we'll leave.Yeah, I guess so.Remember, grab the pieces of wood and put them in the campfire.Dude, how many times am I gonna fucking collect campfire wood?Holy lame task from Dad.

You think they're gonna be in the same spots as last time?Who's that holding a knife?Big Chungus porn.Sorry, sorry, sorry.My parents don't know what porn is, thank God.Videos of people having sex or Big Chungus porn.

I think it's going to be the same exact spots.If I was the game dev, I would put them in the same exact spot.Yup.Oh, let me guess.I'm going to start hearing walking.My dad's going to jump scare me.

It's not going to be the killer because they can't kill me that early.Then at night, they're going to kill somebody else.And during the day, I'm going to be wandering, trying to figure out why I'm here to begin with.Alright, I'll put the firewood in the fire pit.I'm gonna be stone cold, too, when I get jump -scared.I'm not even gonna react.

No blinking.Alright, I'm done.I'm gonna head back to the cabin.Uh, what could possibly go wrong right now?Certainly somebody not running up to me, or me stumbling into my dead father on the cabin.Then I'll be playing one -man Uno.

Skip, skip, return back to me.Reverse, return back to me.Oh, shit, I won.Uno.What was that?Someone there?

I'll go check.Mmm, I don't really wanna go check, but I guess I will if I have to as a part of the game.What am I checking?I can't even walk back.Oh, I can walk this way.I was just a raccoon.

Just a raccoon.That scared me.All right, I'll head back to the cabin.Fuck, I thought they were gonna bait.I thought they were gonna show me the raccoon, fake scare me, and then when I think it's safe now, because I was expecting a fake scare, they're actually gonna real scare me.Dad, were you able to get any signal?

No, I couldn't.I don't like this.Mom has to come back.What if something happened to her?

I don't know.I'll go where we parked the car.Maybe I could get a signal there.

Can I stay here?I'm a bit tired.Oh, awesome.I won't be long.Dude, never in my life would I stay alone in a cabin in the woods with no lock and no electricity, no light.That is literally how to die 101.

That guy kind of looks like me if I was older.Shit, still no signal.I'll go over to repark to maybe get a signal there.Probably get stabbed along the way.Shortcut.I'm not even gonna turn.

There's somebody behind me, so be it.I'm gonna have fucking no reaction.Perfectly safe, chat.There's nothing here.The guy that killed that woman, he just left right after that.No reason to be nervous.

Still no signal.So we're just rocking no phone for fucking three days?We're doing some fucking society decompression.Oh, he said never open the fence though.Oh shit, great.I don't have the key.

Where did I drop it?I think it left it back at the abandoned house.What?Left it back at the abandoned house.What a play.What a fucking play.

How did he just know he left it there?Have to have managed to get signal.I'm leaving the house instantly.Shit, power's out.Good thing I've got a flashlight.Room scan, room scan.

Just interact with objects.Just interact with objects.Turn the power back on somehow.There has to be a way.Or could I just go to bed?Can I go to bed?

I can't go to bed.Motherfucker.Could I hide?I heard something.I heard something.What was that?

It came from my parents' window.Look who that had been.Oh my God, way too quiet.Oh my God, I can't leave.Oh my God, I can't leave.Please don't kill me.

Please don't kill me.Please don't kill me.Oh, what the fuck?I can't deal with the jump scare shit.What the fuck?What happened to the lights?

Why is everything off?Listen to me, there's somebody outside.Calm down, what do you mean?There's a man in the window, he's right there looking at me, he had a knife, I swear!A knife?Slow down, you're not making sense, start from the beginning.

I was in my room and I heard something, like tapping on the glass.I turned, he was there, standing there watching me.Are you sure it wasn't just your imagination?No, it wasn't, it was real.He was there, and then he just walked away into the dark.He's about to get stabbed right now, in this angle.

What if he found mom?What if he did something to her?

Don't say that.Don't think like that.She's not here.She's been gone for so long.

Listen to me.We're not staying here.

Let's go.We gotta leave right now.We can't.I don't have the keys to open the barrier.Bro, we could just hop the fence.We have to pack everything back in the boxes.

Grab the Arby's moose knuckles.That's all we have left.Not in the mystery of these feasible flowers.You're not going back there.I don't have a choice.

He could be out there right now.

I'll be quick.Go grab the keys.Come straight back.

Don't go.I'll hurt you.

Look at me.Nothing's going to happen.I promise.You don't know that.I need you to stay here.Don't open the door for anybody.

Dad, please.I'll be back.Stay inside no matter what you hear.Yo, they're both dying.They are both dying.100%.

The flashlight!

I'm gonna find the key and then he's instant gonna kill me.Like, that's what's gonna happen.Just grab the keys and go back.Don't be stupid.Oh, thank fuck it teleported me here.Oh, it didn't.

Oh my god, I have to walk all the way to the fucking cabin and they're gonna mess with me the entire time.That's why you just gotta keep walking, chat.It won't kill you until you're there.

I see you!

to fuck.I just saw him.I'm starting to freak out.Oh my god Why did I eat an edible before I played this game?This is so stupid.This was the dumbest I swear to fuck.

I just saw him staring at me. I know I actually can't do this I actually can't do this right now.So this is so dumb.Wait, what am I walking the right way?Can he hear you?I don't know should I shut up my it does pick up my mic But I think it's only during moments where it's uh, it's showing the mic thing actually don't care actually don't care at all Find the keys and fucking leave.Find the keys and fucking leave.

Be quiet!I didn't know anybody was here.I'm not looking for trouble.I just came to grab something and I'll leave.My keys, they should be around here somewhere.You can stay there, alright?

I won't get any - I won't get close.Do you hear me?I don't want any problems.I've got a kid waiting for me outside.Why would you air that info?I'm gonna take the keys and go.

Okay?I've been waiting for my dad so long.What am I gonna do?This isn't normal.He said he'd be quick.What if something went wrong?

He could still be around.I was trying to think about that.I'll just stay here in my room.I won't go outside.I'll wait for him.Dad, please come back.

Dude, I want to hide in this closet so bad.Like, that is...Is that you?I'm gonna hide in that closet.I know I'm gonna hide in that closet.

He's bleeding.Oh, he has my dad's head.Wow.Am I gonna survive this?No!

I have to hide!

I almost fucked up that skill check.He stopped.

I don't hear him anymore.

Dad.He killed him.I can't stay here.I need to get out.How am I going to escape?Think.

I can't stay here.You could come back.The wire gate.Where the cars are parked.It's high.Maybe I could climb it.

I just need to get out.I'll go quietly.Just run and don't look back.I had the same fucking idea, pal.Let's run.Hey dad.

Oh, sorry.You're kind of body blocking me.Tripped on my father's head.I hate how they're making me run this far back.Like this is fucked up.Stop.

I'm not looking.Bro said run and don't look back.That is exactly what I'm doing.He's behind me.He's directly behind me. I just heard him run.I just heard a fucking person sprint I'm not turning around turn the flashlight off.

That's not helping.Oh my god.I feel like I'm seeing him in the bushes I got to turn around.Oh my god.We're right there the ranger saves me the Airbnb owner That's who I'll have to call.I am NOT climbing this shit.

Okay.I mean it.

This is it the gate I have to climb and he's gonna chase me.It's gonna make me do skill checks shit.He's here.He found me Easy.Wait, did I just eat shit?

Shit, I fell!What?

What?He's coming, he's right there!That rock!I have to grab it now!What, I'm gonna throw it at him?Like, that's gonna fucking do anything.

What the fuck is happening?What, did he think I passed out?This is my opportunity!He's not moving.Dad.And mom, too.

He took everything from me. I won't let him get up again.Easy.Turns out it's the mom, somehow.Wow, so now both of my parents are dead.We don't even know why.After what happened, silence remained.

We don't even know why they were upset with each other.Is this a shitty marriage?Family trip's ended.It was a prank the whole time.Yeah, it was actually a Sam Pepper video.The family trip.

I don't know how I feel about that game.Was it fun?Yes.Did I like the ending?I don't know.Anyways, that was a Wstream chat.