The Most Annoying Rage Game In A While... [Fall Again]
New game chat called Fall Again.Apparently by a person named Muffin.I've been told that this is similar to the Rage Game Fever meme.Whether or not that's true, I don't know.Let me check if there's any weird settings I gotta remove.Motion blur?
No motion blur.
Perfect.
Let's go.Fall Again.Are you ready to start the game?Yes.Do you agree to the terms and conditions?No.
Do you want the best experience?Yes.Are you playing on a device?Yes.Are you alone right now?Why does it ask I hate games that ask that.
I...No.Shall we start?Yes.Oh, lovely.Another soul for the collection.
What is the point of it?That looked safe.It wasn't.Enter.Oh God, is it going to do that every fucking time?Is there going to be like stupid fucking big chungus memes and shit every time I have to restart?
This is one of those games where it like tricks you.Okay.You didn't notice the difference.No, I didn't notice the difference.I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.Am I supposed to bait this?
Like how the fuck?Don't look back.Easy.Why is it saying don't look back?Does that matter?Okay, so there's gonna be balls behind me.
How many balls you got?Count them.Oh, it's just troll faces.How many balls do I have?Well, there's three balls there.Fly by.
Okay, problem.Okay.There's three.There's three.There's three.How many balls do I have?
Chat, I don't think they mean your nutsack.I mean, how many balls, how many balls are rolling here?That's not really a ball.Are they balls?They're not balls.okay okay okay okay i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it because they're not balls they're troll faces they're not in the shape of a ball zero correct awesome chill these are saws wait these saws are decorative well that's not fucking true what i don't think i can clear that oh my god i can do you think i just have to parkour
I feel like these are gonna like roll towards me or something.Oh, what do I do?
I...
Welcome to the math test.Good luck.What is 2 plus 2?4.Correct answer, wrong game developer, failed math.So...
How am I supposed to know the right answer?What the fuck am I supposed to know the right answer?How is it 5?Why do you know it's 5?What do you mean it's 5?Lead on the edges?
You're fucking lying, chat.What is...What would 2...Okay, wait, wait.
Let me look at the options.Is it literally just 1 through 9?I feel like, do you think it's really just brain rot answers?Or do you think there's a world where it's like, I'm supposed to understand some sort of puzzle here?It says equals 7.It does not say equals 7, you fucking idiot.
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Get started freeThat's a question mark.You need to go to an eye doctor.It says 7.not say fucking seven I feel like it too would make sense.No.Oh my god.
No, there's a way to cheese this There's a way to cheese this I know it's none of these number six.Nice workaround.You're learning fast Let's try something harder.What is the value of?I understand funny man, funny man.He gets it.
He gets it.I can't cheese it the same way I did the last time It's none of the first ones, which means...It's number four!Fuck.Literally fucking go to chat.There's no logic in this game.
That's what I'm learning.All they want you to do is just fail and fail again.These saws are... have sharp blades.I thought that I would be able to walk across.Right in the middle.That gap looked perfect.
It did.Safe enough.What is this?What is this?Are these just hair brushes?I bet I jump on them.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.Okay.Oh, a lot of spikes on the ceiling I'm seeing.Oh, okay.So I can't hit a spike.Oh, you dirty motherfucker.
Wow.That's cheap.And I get through it.Little lava level.This is literally like every other Rage game.So I gotta jump right here.
How the fuck am I supposed to know which direction it's going to go?Now it goes right.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's every other.It's every other.Wait, definitely the right path.
Jump on the spike.I don't believe you.Fucking shit.It's left now.Jump on the spike.Am I going to infinitely fuck this?
Chat, I'm good at adaptation in these games.I know exactly what I need to do.You know, if I mess up, you try again and then you fucking succeed.We just have to wait for this pot.There it is.Easy opening.
Run right through.Brush your teeth, not your luck.Okay, so if I hit one of these bounce pads, I die.That's so easy.Oh, it's like a little maze.Can I squeeze that gap?
Yeah.
Fucker.Oh my God!
It's just a maze.It's just a maze, Joe.All you gotta do is be fucking slow and steady.If you mind the gap and run the right direction, you will always succeed.Never.Stop playing stupid Avengers noises.
Oh my God, holy cheat path.Holy cheat path.Oh my God.Left is the fucking play.Watch this.Easy, easy.
Stay left, stay left, stay left.Ooh, this is a problem.I wanna go through here, but I'm definitely gonna jump up.I think we gotta go back a little bit.Okay, just lock in.Just jump over it.
You can't just jump over it, you stupid fuck.I have the vertical of an 80 -year -old elderly woman.I am not going to be able to jump over these hairbrushes.We just have to take it slow and steady.Slow and steady and we fucking make it.I think I can make this.
Oh my god, I did.Wait.I think you could just hug left the whole time.As long as you - Oh no, this is a problem.Pivot.Pivot.
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Get started freedid that just play like some like ball like what music was that bro left left has to be the patent Okay, there's there is a level of thinness that I cannot pass through I think it's just it's just kind of It's just kind of subjective God.I really feel like I need to go to the middle earlier, but this is like a dead end, dude Do you think there's only one path that works?Oh my God, stop playing that stupid fucking noise.Look at the roof.Wait, do you think I could?I can't do that.
The roof doesn't help me at all.Just go right.Chat, going right.Okay, right.Right might be the play.Right might be the play.
This is safe.Safe.Let's get a little jump check.We go here.
Okay.
It's fine.It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.We fit that.And then I go this way.I know I can make this.Easy.See, but that looks like a dead end over there.
I think I could go.Oh no, I can't go around.Unlock my inner peace.Oh, it's unlocked, buddy.Oh, here it is.Dead middle.
They'd never expect me to go this way.This is really risky.Oh, we fit that.I know I fit that.I've been slimming down the past couple of months.I think left was the play and will always be the play.
At a crossroads, always go left.Look, this is it.It's this way.Oh my God.And then we're fucking dead center.And look, open road.
Life is a highway.Play it.It's copyrighted.
Life is a highway.
This is the fucking road, chat.Look.Endless opportunity.Endless opportunity.Oh my god.Easy as fuck.
This is the furthest we've been.Holy shit.Wait.I feel like I want to go right now.Right and then through that gap.Oh, this is it.
Oh, this is it.Fuck.Wait.No, no, no.It's still it.We're right there.
We have to get to the middle somehow.Portal was behind you.You're lying.So I didn't need to do any of that?I didn't need to do any of that.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?Nice jump, keep going.Hard to tell at the distance now.Yeah, I don't know.I don't know how fucking close I could jump.Still feel like I got this on lock though.
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Get started freeCloser than it looks or not.This is fucking so easy.What the hell are you talking about?You're not judging this correctly.Brother, I am literally acing every jump I need to.Where's the other block?
You're guessing.I'm not guessing.I'm literally landing this first fucking try.Don't overthink.I'm not.You got to give it time though.
You got to let them line up.It's going to be this next one right here.Ready?Jump.I think you're going to be fucking...Spike ahead.
Die soon.Go ahead.Don't hesitate.I feel like that counts as a first try.Can you defeat the cactus in a race or is that too much to ask?Oh my god, we go straight here easy.
Have you ever been flappy?Is this a flappy bird level?Oh my god, it's like geometry dash I'm like changing the direction I'm going.I don't even know what level that is. I'm never beating this level.Bro, are you fucking serious?Do they all shoot at the same time?
I'm trying to look at their pattern.It looks like this lane right here is safe.Like I could just sprint down this.Wait, pause.We're gonna have to switch and run.Ready?
On the next one.They shoot.Wait, I'm gonna time this out.Shot, shot, shot, shot.And then it's the pause.Right there when they all shoot go.
Inch it, inch it.Wow, this is gonna be really hard.How the fuck do I do this?Do I just go?I feel like, I don't think there's like a world where I time this.You gotta go down.
Oh my God, we made it.Don't give up here.I even reduced the difficulty of this level.Oh, that's sweet of you.How about reverse control?No...
No...Okay, don't need to play that noise.I am not a fan of the reverse controls.The inverted controls really mess me up.Okay, I still look the same way though.Oh, this isn't that hard.
Some of the shit's like see -through.Fuck, am I supposed to know where I'm supposed to go?Do you think I could make those jumps?Why does this look like an easy shortcut?Like, this seems too nice.What?
That was the easiest level ever.You can't pass through this wall without it.You can't pass through this wall also.Oh, okay.Now I gotta just jump it.I gotta jump it.
Jump.You can pass through this wall safely.Like, I don't even know these audio bits that he's playing in between these rounds.Oh, I forgot.Okay.Jump.
No, but then how am I supposed to get past the Jeep?Jump on the side.Oh, it's on the side.It's on the side.It's on the side.Jump.
Fucker.You gotta, you gotta hug the wall, but you gotta time this like perfectly.
Jump.
No, it's right after.It's right after.It's right after.It's right after.Jump.Jump.
How about inverted world don't feel drunk?This is really hard.Swing it.Swing it the other way.Can I go this way?Where am I supposed to go?
Pass through the wall.You got to bait it.Chat like this.It's not easy.It's not easy doing it.You got to be quicker.
Flip your monitor upside down.Oh, you're fine.genius.Did it do it?I think it did it.I know this is the worst.
This is the worst thing.Just jump?I don't think I can just jump.I'll do it.No, chat, it's the whole fucking wall, dick.Flip your mouse upside down.
Flip my mouse upside down.Fucking get baited, pussy.Easy ass level.Easy ass fucking level.There we go.Squid game's level.
Blue first, then red.Blue, blue.Is it always blue?Blue, blue, blue.Oh, but I can kind of just - wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Peep this.
Hold up.Oh my god.Wait, actually, fuck le - fuck learning anything.Go.Oh my god.No, you could actually - you could actually just jump that shit.
You, like, lose momentum so quick.CS surf?Okay.Full clear the first two.didn't mean to do that safe spot go I think that I actually don't even think I'm cheating I think this is what I'm supposed to be doing I thought I could make that and then we're gonna go on this low one here jump jump jump Stop jump stop see now this this game Wants me to go blue, but I think I go red.It's a jump in the middle There was another it was like piano tiles.
There was a free tile there get jump jump jump Stop, jump, go, middle, easy, safe.What level are you on?Oh God.What level are you on or are you still in the tutorial?I feel like we've cleared like 10 levels.We're on level 12.
No way you guys are just keeping track.Oh my God, level 10.Fuck, what level are we on?What level are we on?What level are we on, 13?I feel like we've had to - 14.
Oh, no.I feel like I might be on like level like 9.I was little 50.Whoa What is happening?You'll also meet what we might want to throw an epilepsy warning for this game Just cuz there's probably gonna be moments.Oh my god.
This is like cool math games It's like this is like cool math games.I could easily do this level I can sprint that shit easy.I see my mouse.I see my mouse.It's right here.Can you see it?
I'm doing circles.Oh my god.I'm moving my entire game with my mouse.How do I jump?Oh, I can still jump What is F to focus?Oh, okay.
This is really hard.I feel like I could just make that jump.No need to do more parkour than needed.Ready?Go.I messed it.
Missing keyboard?Oh, missing keyboard?
Oh, it's like you're missing the keyboard.
Just fucking sprint that shit.Dude, I know you can do that.I know you can do that.Literally throw my DPI up.Dude, this is the worst fucking stupid ass level ever.Why are they - it's not even - it's not even hurting my game.
Dude, the - the - the - the - the - the cursors being in my - in my face isn't hurting me.Stop.This is the worst game ever.
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Get started freeThis is actually the fucking biggest piece of shit.
Piece of shit.Do you need a tutorial?Yeah, you think I need a fucking tutorial, buddy?I - I can't even use my keyboard.Go!There better not be anything when I turn that fucking corner.
Relax.How do I turn?How do I turn?I can't turn.How the fuck am I supposed to make that jump?Parkour.
That's how, fucker.Sometimes you can't look where you have to go.So I have to beat this level, and I have to do parkour when I can't even see where I'm jumping.Make that make sense.Make that make sense.Die a hundred times.
Oh, what an awesome achievement.Maybe I'll be able to get a cooler Steam profile picture because of it.
Jump!
I'm hearing a chainsaw.I'm not pressing it.Answer it or redefine it.A is the father of B, and B is the brother of C, but C is not the sister of A, then who is flying the helicopter?D. Bro, what?The answer was perfect.
What do you mean the answer was perfect?How much are you gonna bet I don't even answer this fucking stupid -ass question?How much are you gonna bet I don't even answer this stupid fucking question?This wall's see -through.It's not.
Okay.Alright.
Alright.Alright.Alright.Alright.So that means logically it has to be B. If only I could get there.If only I could get there.
B. I've - I've done every - Have I not done - Have I not done D?I'm not - I may have not hit D. Oh, just hit read.again?Bro.If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long will one cat take to catch one mouse if the mouse is already gone?It's impossible.
So D. And that's actually the right answer.So then it'll be good.Bro, what?If you overtake the person in second place, what position are you in if the race never started?Type the following code to open the gate.3 -7 -2 -9 -8 -2 -7 -2 -0 -5 -6 -1 -2 -9 -6 -pound.
Oh, you're fucking joking.7 -6 -3 -1 -4 -0 -8 -5 -9 -2.It's chopped, it's chopped, it's chopped, it's chopped.3, that's 7, 6, okay, 7, I gotta remember where they are.3 -7, 3 -6 -7 -1 -4 -0.3 -6 -7 -1 -4 -0.
3 -6 -7 -1 -4 -0 -9 -5 -8.3 6 7 1 4 0 3 6 7 1 4 0 9 5 8 2 so 3 6 7 1 4 0 3 6 7 1 4 0 9 5 8 3 6 7 3 6 7 I already forgot it 3 6 7 1 4 0 3 6 7 1 4 0 2 9 82 7 2 3 6 7 1 4 0 9 5 I DID THAT SHIT!
I WAS LOCKED IN!
Nah, that actually just pissed me off.Why did I just fail?3 6 7 2 9 8 9 5 8 2 7 2 0 5 6 1 2 9 nine six oh why thank you i thank you i thank you i feel like i cleared that level fairly quickly chat i figured that out pretty fast um excuse me is this a maze what am i looking for i think this is where i started i need to get up there only players with the key may pack where do you think i get the key yeah i'm searching for the fucking key jerk off why do you gotta leave me a message like that what type of stupid shit is this how am i supposed to find the fucking key it's got to be in this area whereWhere... hmm...I mean, I already looked around here though, wouldn't I not?Do you think the key's in one of these, like, weird fucking tube things?
It's very odd for them to put these here.It's over there.Oh, really?You think it's behind the spike wall?How do you think I'd bait that, though, without dying?Yeah, what's the hint?
What's the hint?I'd love the hint.I'd love the hint.The hint would be very useful for me.That wall's too big, I'm not even... it's too close.Like, I can't...
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Get started freeBro, I... die 10 times for the hint!Die ten times for the hint.That's what I gotta do?It's gonna say hints behind the spike wall.Hints behind the spike wall.
ONE?!That doesn't count as one!I've died more than fucking ten times!
This is a fucking joke and a hat.Yo, I don't know if this becomes a YouTube video, this would be a part that you fast -forward the fuck through, because this is unbearable to watch.This is horrid.This is a piece of shit waste of fucking time.This is literally just - You can always change your name.What do you mean I can always change my name?
What does that mean?Was that the hint?I always change my name.Why would I change my name?Only player with key may pass.God, chat, I don't think I can make that jump.
Make this jump?I don't think I can clear it.Even if I, even if I jump from the best point there.See through.You think I don't know how to fucking pass?You stupid ass.
You think I jump onto the spikes.Yep.Oh my god See, you can't change the rules at mid -level.See it's just cheap It's just fucking it's fucking cheap and it's a lame and I know that's the point but it's like, okay Well this this one save this one save over the other next ones not see no, let's go.Just go just go just go We've only died 148 times.So, you know, it's weird because the arrows used to not kill me and now they are It's me press jump on clock to launch dude knows this would this kill me press jump on clock
Press J?It said I have to press jump on clock.You think I could just...Oh.See, that's so weird when they don't have a bait level.Like, that wasn't even a bait...
That wasn't even a bait level.That was like a real...That was like a real...Ugh, I can't read that.It's too dark.Pin blank blank blank nine.
Blank blank six nine.Six blank nine.Oh, well, can't I just guess now?It's probably 69 69.Oh my god.Wait, how many digits is the pen?
Four.I think it's six, seven, chat.Like, I need to be able to see that.I wonder if I could bait that.Oh my God, zero.Six, zero, six, nine.
Server becomes unreachable at 20, 30.Please plan accordingly.Return when offline.error server full fetch what oh my god but I have to change the time on my computer how do you do that again I had to do that for fever meme December 21st 2030 at 234 December 21st 2030 at 234 and then I just hit fetch oh shit I oh my god no that breaks my stream oh my god that breaks my stream Oh my God, I forgot this breaks my stream when that happens, bro.Oh my God, my Streamlabs is all fucked now because it's saying that these notifications are five years ago.Oh shit, tab back in?
How do I tab back in?Should I tab out of the game and then restart it?I exited the game.Yeah, the red button behind the sign, I know.But I'm saying I had to restart the game.Well, now the game's like not launching.
Sorry if I can't read subs now, it says they're all from five years ago.It really glitched my shit out.60, 69, and you're saying behind the sign.What do you mean behind the sign?How do I hit that?Like I can't keep pressing the button?
There's no way that's, there's no way that's, there's no way this is what we need to do right now.The ceiling?Turn off server.What does that mean?Turn off server.What?
Oh my God, do I have to change my Steam to offline?How do I do that?Turn off your ethernet.Well then I wouldn't be live, you stupid fuck!How do I, how do I, how do I turn my steam off?How do I, it's not appearing offline.
How do I, how do I go offline on?Oh my God, go offline.Oh my God, go offline.Does that change anything?Is the numbers changing on your screen, gang?Yo, gang, it's the numbers changing on your stream, gang.
You're on your screen, dude.It has to do 88 ,936, 88 ,937, it's 78 years, dude.It's all a part of the math.Are you not seeing it, gang?Like, bro, shut the fuck up.Oh my God.
You don't understand.What do you mean it's the numbers on my screen?What am I supposed to do with this information?Oh, what am I supposed to jot this down on a notepad and fucking see what the patterns line up as?It says return when offline.Okay, I'm in offline mode.
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Get started freeI'm in offline mode.I'm in offline mode.I repeat, I am in offline mode, chat.We are figuring this out.We are figuring this out.Fall again, play.
Also, thank you, chat.Appreciate the blessings.
If this doesn't work, this is dumb as fuck!
This is dumb as fuck!This is dumb as fuck.And now I bro, I literally have to go look at a YouTube video.I literally have to go look at a YouTube video.I was even in it.
Oh my God.Oh, bro.
Did nobody beat this game?This game on YouTube.Swear to God.Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Or some shit beat this game.I beat it.
Also, I'm watching a tutorial.I'm watching a tutorial of a guy that is also watching a tutorial right now.because no one knows how to pass this level.So where we at?I'm watching a guy beat this because he doesn't know how to beat it.Okay, this dude managed to get it.
funniest shit ever i don't know how to beat it he's watching a tutorial on his phone okay so this dude's is at the top of his screen i hate it oh oh my god you just have to press the offline button i'm sitting here changing the date and time on my computer and i'm i'm disabling the online mode on my steam this is unreal This is unreal.All you have to do is press that fucking tiny ass button.
That is the dumbest shit ever.Oh my god, I have to restart my game again.
That is so dumb.Bro, the reason I thought I had to change the date and time on my computer is because it's showing me that and I've done that for other games.Like there's other games where they have like walls.Oh my god.somewhere the walls collapsed.Bro, I'm gonna die again.
It was like right here.How am I supposed to, am I supposed to grab all of them?Turn to that problem later.There's shadow here.I don't think I could get that.Bro, how are you supposed to get all the coins?
All the other ones, we need to figure this shit out first.Did I already get that?Okay.Stop going for those?Oh, you don't think I need them?Bro, I need all 130 though.
I probably need to unlock a room by getting all of them.Like that's what would make the most sense.There's more than what you need.
OK, grab it.
32.54 55.Oh my god, all they gave me from over there ain't no fucking way.I can't even grab any of those I think there's gonna be more than 130.You forgot a coin.Well, i'm gonna have to go back there anyway We have a hundred 101.
Do you think I need any of them?I thought I just fell into the abyss.I need 130.I need that coin.I Need that coin for that one if I die now i'll crack itI have 121.
We are so close.24.Oh my God.Six, seven, eight, nine.One more.We get the fuck out of here.
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Get started freeWe get the fuck out of here.130.Boom.Easy as fuck.Epilepsy warning.Epilepsy warning.
Epilepsy warning.Epilepsy warning.
Epilepsy warning for the five viewers and for the current people watching.Change your name to safe.Only safe without, oh, asterisk to prevent.Oh, I could, should I just disable it?Oh, would it just be like flashing lights right now?Holly and Jolly.
Oh, this might be a lot easier without the epilepsy stuff.Are you serious?I have to do the elevator every...I kind of want to see it with the...I'm changing it back.I'm going to see.
Epilepsy warning again.I want to see how bad it is.If it's too bad, I'll change it back.Yeah Yo, the bitrate probably went crazy bad after that.I'm changing it back.I'm changing it back.
Holy fuck.
No, that was annoying as hell, bro.That was just flashing every light under the sun.Bro, how are you supposed to time running?To me that just looks like you gotta just go and just hope.Wait, do they not touch the edges?That might be the play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Stupid fuck.Are you serious?I My God!Why am I doing?Dude, literally just take it slow.
Just take it slow.There's literally, I understand I have one jump, but I could like, I have more time than just full sprint.Probably gonna be some funny business here.I just over, I just, I just over cleared the shit out of that blue square.Okay.You having fun?
Oh, a blast.A blast.This game is amazing.Cinema.Thank fuck.I don't have to listen to that stupid song anymore.
How many orange?1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9?But orange what?Like how many, how many, what do you mean how many orange?How many orange?There's one orange.
One.God, you don't have to play the fucking fart mechanic.Nine.Oranges are different colors.1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.No, that's, that's orange.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.it's seven or eight um yo anything that's orange anything that's orange related oh my god the word orange zero no it's got to be anything orange related one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve i just ran into it i just ran into it again one it's not what maybe eleven how many orange how many orange one two just the word orange one two three four no four five 6 7 8I already did 10.What is how many orange mean?What is how many orange mean?That's not a one.
Okay.1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 orange characters.1, 2, 3,4. No, that says orange.That says ORANGE!What?
1, 2, 3, 4,5. No.Orange.Orange.This is me. 1, 2, 3, 4,5. No, that says Ornage.
1.I'm gonna fucking cry.1, 2, 3, Orange.4, Orange.5, Orange.Orange.
14.I told you, you gotta count, it was the name orange.How many orange are not orange and orange?What does that mean?How many orange are not orange or orange?How many orange are not orange and orange?
So how many oranges are not orange the color or orange the fruit?One?Well, but then am I counting things that, no, because it still has to be orange.One?That says orange.That's not one.
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Get started freeOkay, let's go around the room.Orange.One, two, three, four, six it's zero just look for oranges that's not what it means you're telling you you read the question how many orange are not orange and orange and you're going oh just look for the color orange you're a fucking jerk off that is zero not an l so is it five this is horrible oh my god there's another one after this how many orange are not orange and orange one brother that doesn't count because it's all caps so how many orangeone capital o one two three no that's a zero that's a zero not an o one two three four four what are you saying three oh okay so i miscounted one five three how many orange are how many are orange at once be fucking serious but it changes how many are orange at once one two three four five wait i gotta do this quick ready One, two, three, four, five.Five.Build your own tower.
I just have to get to the top.Bedrock's the best material to build a tower with, chat, trust me.Easy as fuck.You just go like this.We got a tower.it out over time.
Okay.I got to start with big blocks and work towards small ones.Chat, this is what we do.This is what we do.You go like this.These are the stepping stones to success by my finance program.
That was a joke.I don't have a finance program.Okay.This is horrible.Why is this like the, why are they made of like styrofoam?I feel like I could just stack a staircase like this.
Doesn't this make the most sense?Dude.Oh my God.You barely touch it and it fucking everything.Everything collapses.Realistically, I feel like I should just start throwing shit down and eventually I could just parkour it.
Does that make sense?Like at some point I'll just be able to like, wait, like maybe even like right now.I need another one.I need another block.I wonder if I could walk up that.Does this look bad?
I don't think I should, I don't think I should just build a, like building a regular staircase is gonna take way too long.But now I could do this.Wait, I kind of have a play.Let me cook.We're so close.We're so close.
How do I, how do I get up there though?I got to carefully place a block on top of this.It's still not high enough.I'm going to need another cube or cylinder.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like that.Boom.No.Cause I need that.No.Boom.
And that gives me enough to be able to scale it.No, it doesn't.Wait, maybe, maybe, maybe.Stay.You're kidding.You're kidding.
Oh my God.You're kidding.This could all come toppling down at any second.I need to get this up there now.No, I think I need another tiny block.Usable.
Usable.Very usable.It's not bad.It's not bad.It's not bad at all.And then we're kind of back.
No, we're not.I need, dude, fuck the cylinders.Just use the mini block.Mini blocks are the move.They're just very parkourable.But I think I want to put a cylinder on top.
If I could, wait, look, this is the play.If I'm, how far can I grab one of these?Pretty far.So look.let me just try this.If I get all the way up here, am I able to grab that?
Oh my God, but that fucks everything up.Oh my God.Wait, hold it.Can I put it right there actually?Real quick.Leave it there.
It stays.We go like this.I use it.I need to flip its orientation.Believe.Believe.
Okay.Just trust.Just trust.Trust the process.Trust the process.We get it enough right side up, like that.
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Get started freeOh my God.What about that?Can I grab that?Oh my God, I could grab that.Wait, this, this will work.Boom.
Hold it.Hold it.Hold it.We go like this.Pivot, jump, move.Oh my God.
I just jumped out.
Oh my God.
I'm not going to be able to get back up.Wait, I'm not going to be able to get back up because I needed that.Oh my God.No, I need that.Oh shit.Okay.
Leave that like that.Actually, this is so ass like unreal levels of ass.Oh my God, dude.I,That tower is fine.Leave that tower.
Leave that tower how it is.Actually, we'll do this.Oh, fuck.I have everything right now.Wait.I gotta go like this?
Just scooch it.Just scooch it a little bit.And then, honestly, I might be able to just scale that.Like this?No.Literally, chat.
I know this looks like I'm... my brain's fried and I don't understand what I'm doing.Trust me, it's going to work.Because all I need to do is jump from here to something taller and then on to this.And we're good.So if I could just build - Ooh!Literally zero noise, I'm locking in.
Zero noise, I wanna hear nothing.Nothing.I'm locking the fuck in.Why is he looking at me like that?Does he normally look at me like that?
Wait, why is that freaking me the fuck out?
This is the dumbest game ever.This is the dumbest game ever.This is like the worst level ever.I'm just building a fucking stupid tower out of like shitty fucking Garry's Mod Minecraft blocks.Literally just build a fucking stack.Just build a stack.
Just build a stack.That's all you gotta do.Just build a fucking stack.Build a stack, you make it.We are so fucking close!I know what I need to do.
Oh my god, don't tell me that just...Exactly what I wanted.That's exactly what I wanted to happen right there.I wanted everything to just fucking collapse Oh, yeah, even better even better dude.Fuck.Yeah, let's just start throwing blocks Let's just aimlessly start throwing blocks and you know at some point I'll be able to fucking climb it to the top because that's probably how this dumbass games actually meant to be fucking played at some point I'll have a tower that I could actually use keep throwing shit down.
Let's just keep throwing stuff down.Hey, that's not that bad It's not half bad.Not half bad.Can make it all the way up here.Make it all the way up here.Maybe we can fucking get something else to make it further.
Let's do that again.That was a fun ride.That was a fun fucking ride.Oh my God, why go to Six Flags when I can play the stupid Don't Fall Again game?And just constantly fucking glitch through the blocks.Having a blast right now.
Put that right there.Jump up.Jump up.And look, we're within an arm's reach.Within an arm's reach.Prop fly.
Oh my God, what am I doing?You're joking.You're joking.Oh my god.Oh my god an hour on this by the way an hour on this not an hour But like I could just fucking reset and just do this continuously until at some point I fucking make it Where I like it's like impossible to know where I am though.Like I'm getting so close.
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Get started freeOh my god It's right there, dude.We've been telling you that the entire time bro.I was not reading chat I think I need to like rip it bro, but this looks actually I feel like this is gonna take me longer No, oh you need a block good thing.I have one fucker Ah, we're on 26.I just did 26 like do people watch bro.No way.
I'm on level 30.Oh my god I'm on level 30 climb up abovethe sky.How many levels are on this game?What's happening?Oh dead ass.
I have no idea what's going on.Fuck me is happening.What the fuck is happening?Why did that many balls?Why are there so many balls?Why are there so many?
There's so many balls.There's so many balls.Let's just stop fucking high.This game is getting to a point where i'm an actor.about to quit.Like, just pure annoyance to what is going on right now.
Like, I'm just hearing balls rolling.Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!
Yeah!
Is this not - Okay.Is this not - Is this not a final - Is this the final level?Is it - Is this the final level?Is this the final level?Tell me this is the final level.Okay.
Yep, they're just falling from the sky!Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.The fucking boulders toppling on my head.That's always lovely.Oh, awesome.What is happening?
Fuck it.Just keep going.Just keep going.Balls won't kill me.Okay.Climb up to the sky.
Climb up to the sky.Question mark.Smiley face.That's like Randall time.You're going to love climbing these.You're going to love climbing these while dodging these balls.
We're going to throw so many balls at you.What a great final level, right?It really tests your patience.Just a bunch of flying balls with red lights on them.And sometimes, and sometimes the balls will move in ways that don't make sense.And they'll kill you when you're really far up.
And then other times, we'll have things like that that push you off the map.Kind of like you're playing the game Wipeout.Don't you love the game Wipeout?Remember Wipeout?That cable TV show where people would do obstacles and have funny fails into the water.But instead, you'll die and reset.
Oh my God.What am I supposed to do?Parkour?Fucker.How far am I?I have to be so far from the fucking...
This game is getting...This is getting five...This is getting five tries out of me.It's getting five more tries.That doesn't count.It's getting five true tries out of me.
And then it's done.Mods, time out the guy spamming happy birthday, Daniel.
Oh my god.Oh my god.Happy birthday, Daniel!Happy birthday!
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Get started freeHappy birthday, Daniel!Daniel, is it your birthday?It's your birthday today, right?The day that you split out of your mom's...Okay, never mind.Bro, I'm going to crash out.
I'm actually going to crash out.The fucking walls.Walls can't...Oh, what?Four more.The walls that move like you're making progress and then you just get wedged into a corner.
I can't be upset.It's Daniel's birthday.I mean, why is there anything to be annoyed about?I mean, it's just fucking sunshine and rainbows right now.I'm like that one meme where it's the little slime creature smiling in front of a rainbow like Daniel's Earth Day.Dude, I'm getting like perpetually shoved off the edge.
Look how many balls it's impossible.This game is impossible This is a not this is not a feasible level to be Three more three more try and lock in I'm locking in I'm locking in I'm officially locked in game design mean this might be this might this might be a game Awards nominee if I've if I've ever seen it if I've ever seen it this might be one of the best games I've ever played I mean the storytelling chef's kiss immaculate you know the game design uh it's just it's probably on par with elden ring when you think about itIt's just like the thought they put into this is more than anything I've ever seen.The balls are constantly, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no gap, right, between the balls rolling.The balls keep rolling, they infinitely roll.And so when you're at a part where the ball's rolling and there's no safe point, you just gotta, you just gotta, you just gotta figure it out.
What is there to do?Not much.Not much.I don't know.Maybe, maybe like Sisyphus rolling the ball up the hill.Just accept it.
Play right up here.Balls back to back.Oh, another ball.Not too long.There's going to be another ball.Oh, I get pushed off the map.
That's nice.Garbage.Hours on that dog shit game.Chop!Under the staircase.Brother.
I'm looking up fog in four.that was probably last level bro nobody's beating this fucking game that might fling me off you're pissed there is spike trap up you there's a left left right it's a memory we share with you from the bottom of oh fucking suck a dick suck a dick it's a memory we share with you this is just a this is not the end it's a memory the game that we played together okay yep all right thank thank fuck i got out of that I'm going to go cast and then we're going to hop into CS.
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