The Rake Is Always Watching…

This is called The Rake Sees You.My name is Alex, and this is my story.What was supposed to be - That is way too loud.What was supposed to be a simple teenage camping trip turned into something I still struggle to explain.

Something I still see when I close my eyes.

That's annoying as f - Hey, that's annoying as f - Hey, that sound?Hey, that sound?I'm actually gonna tab out of the game and turn the sound down.Hey!Newsflash, that sound is annoying as hell.Oh my god.

I'm trying to - I'm trying to get immersed into the story and I'm hearing - My name is Alex.This...Yo, it's not any quieter.Am I...Yo, I actually don't think the audio slider works.Alright, we'll get through it.

We're gonna get through it.We're gonna get through it.We're gonna get through it.My name is Alex, and this is my story.What was supposed to be a simple teenage camping trip turned into something I still struggle to explain.Something I still see when I close my eyes.

We used to travel a lot in our RV.It was our escape, David, Mark, Anthony, and me.We met back at school and somehow never drifted apart.Roads, cheap food, loud music, stupid jokes.Those trips felt endless, like nothing bad could ever touch us.We had seen mountains, deserts, empty highways.

But that forest, that forest was different.Did everybody die?Yo, can we ban the guy that said he's gonna touch me?Oh shit, we kind of have a vibey opening now.Is there gonna be voice acting?Is this my friend or is that me?

Pretty dark eyeliner, eh?Oh, Alex.How was I asleep?Long enough to miss Civilization.This doesn't look like a campground.It isn't.

It's a real forest.Quiet.Forgotten.Been here before?Once.Didn't stay long.

Keep your eyes on the road, buddy.Why not?Place didn't feel friendly.That's reassuring.Bro's eating an entire box of pizza in the back.Holy.

Buddy.How you two holding up back there?I'm surviving.Mentally and nutritionally.No signal.No updates.

Just trees.That's comforting.If this place had Wi -Fi, people would never leave.Or they wouldn't come at all.David says we're close.I don't know what voices to choose for these people.

Mark's gonna get a deep voice.I'm gonna hard pivot Alex's.

Good.

I'm running out of pizza.You have a whole fucking pie right there, buddy.How many pizzas we need to eat?Man, we should stop soon.You guys will love the Alex voice I have cooking up in the brain right now.We're gonna make the guy on the phone.

Anthony's gonna be a nerd.Mark will be a jock.I still don't really know what we're doing with David.Few hours later.Yo, can this music cut out?

Fuck.What is this?What is this?

Just a little longer, we'll be there.Ah, you've been saying that for the past 20 minutes.Relax.Look, there's a gas station.Ah, finally.Alex, go inside and pay for the gas.

Grab some groceries while you're there.Oh, find me!Because I need to keep an eye on the car.Those two are basically dead asleep.Dude, why is there ominous music playing right now?Nothing's scary.

Nothing's scary.Is there a way to turn down the fucking music?Holy shit.Don't forget about beer.Six, I will forget about the beer.

It's a game.

Okay.You Six, I'll forget about the beer.I'm going to get the best beer.Only the finest.Oh my gosh.I'll start with the beer.

What do they have?Where's the line in Google?

Where is it?

Limestone?Citrus Dale?Oh my god, this is disgusting.What do they have here?Holy shit.Okay.

Miscellaneous, I guess.Maybe home -brewed.Oh, time for the meat.Alright.Alright, what are we going to get here?Oh!

They only have two steaks?What the fuck is this?Open, open as well, and sweet potato.How could I forget about sweet potato?It's the only thing my grandma used to make.Really, the best at it as well.

That's all.Alright, let's go check out.Uh, hello?Be awake.Oh, he looks like he's potentially fan -folding.

Huh?Oh, uh, sorry.

Long night.Ha, no worries.I need to pay for the gas and these.Oh, camping trip?Ha, yeah.First up north on Trails, quiet place.

That forest?What about it?Ah, people went missing there recently.A few, actually.Search teams didn't find much.You're joking, right?

Just don't stay out there after dark.Have a safe trip, kid.You gonna fucking check me out, or...Oh, did I pay?And he's nodding off again.Okay.

Probably employee of the month.Only employee of this place.Oh, it shows my inventory title.Oh my god, my inventory items.This beer should be enough, I hope.Four guys, six pack of beer.

Lit night, right?One and a half beer for each of us.Gets us pretty tipsy, eh?It might be some IPAs.Maybe 9 %?9 .5?

Jinxy pacing, really.Oh my god, tipsy.Talk about a blackout night.After driving for a while longer, we turned off the main road and followed a narrow forest trail deeper into the woods.So it's a place where we plan to set up camp.Bro, I hate this.

If they start playing this ominous noise for like 80 % of the fucking horror parts of this game, I'm actually gonna crash out.Okay.David, you're so edgy.David, can we turn that down?My ears are starting to surrender.What?

This is the best part.Of course deserves a proper soundtrack.It's on loop.I love how I'm just like fucking panically looking.K. Here's where it's gonna start.Oh my god, this is the friend group, bro.

Holy shit.Alright, let's keep things simple and set up before it gets dark.Anthony, set up the music connection.We need a signal.Finally, technology - Oh.Finally, technology versus nature.

My kind of survival.Dave - Mark, take care of the food.Already doing that.I can cook too.Good.Alex, go gather some firewood.

Enough to last the night.Ha, got it.If you hear strange noises, that's just the forest welcoming us.Or my stomach.

Either way, hurry back.

Wow, the build on these guys is insane.Oh, they're just talking.Okay, I have to go gather fucking firewood.Oh, it's all light up.Thanks, fuck.I was gonna say, do I just have to walk up to random sticks so it lets me grab them?

What a peaceful lake, dude.Diary updated.Collect firewoods.Who the fuck's writing that in their diary?Do I have like a 10 -second memory?For literally right now, collect firewood.

I doubt I'm gonna see the rake during the day.That feels like that'd be like a nighttime thing, y 'know?How much wood do I even need to gather?What does the rake look like?You're asking me, buddy?I have no idea.

You think I know?What do I seem, like some sort of plague doctor to you?You think I just know what the rake - Jesus Christ.You think I just know what the rake looks like?Damn tree.Holy motion blur?

Yeah, it didn't have a setting for it.I couldn't turn it off.Uh, excuse me, gentlemen.Do you know where I could find some other firewood?Oh, here it is.There we go.

That's all.Where do you want me to put it?Now we need to make a fire.I need ze matches.Maybe I might have to go make some myself.I don't know if we have any.

Find matches.David?Where are ze matches?David, I love your freckles, by the way.They look very nice.Are they - are ze made up on, or did you - do you have them naturally?

Because I could tell you do ze eyeliner, and I don't know if you're also adding ze freckles for ze aftermath, or if they're a part of your just base face look.Do you know where ze light is at?Oh yeah, I have the matches.Take them and light a fire.Okay, did you hear something?Hear what?

Oh, hear what?Something in the trees, like movement.Not like zigriddy or anything, but more something quieter, freakier, per se.Like tiptoeing?It's the forest, Alex.Wind, animals, that's just how it works.

The Clarketta gas station said people have gone missing around here.Small towns always have stories, doesn't mean they're untrue.Or doesn't mean they're true.Okay, thank you for the comfort.

Elevator!Oh my god, what the fuck was that?

I swear I just saw something.Maybe it was the lighter he gave me.That really scared me. I'm a little bit jumpy today.My apologies.Starting fire.It's that simple.

Call me Bear Grylls.Call me Bear Grylls.Drink my own urine to survive.Done that on a few occasions.Accidentally though.Now what?

Oh, then I have to talk to Mark.So how do you plan on making these raw potatoes onto fire?

Tell me you know how to cook that.

I thought you said you are going to cook.It's meat, Mark.You put it over the fire.That's a strategy.What is the class voiceover?Oh, uh, when the game's done.

I've already full committed to giving this guy this voice.So, now we're sticking to it.

That's not a strategy, that's hope.

Relax, I won't poison you.

I'm not worried about poison.I'm worried about medium rare wild... wilderness... medium rare wilderness edition.

You've been eating chips and pizza all day.You'll survive, Mark.You have enough calorie intake.Jeez -u.Sing medium rare wilderness edition.What do you get your steaks?

Well done?Savage.

That's different.Chips don't grow bacteria in the forest.

You're the one who wanted to camp out here.I didn't say about trusting your dinner.

Now take the meat from the table and cook it before I starve.

Okay, now what?Light a fire then talk to Mark.Oh, I have to cook the steaks.Where are they?Give me the steaks.Ah, there we go.

Oh my god, roasting them like they're marshmallows.Alright, need to wait a little.Do you think this is an efficient way to cook a steak?I feel like I would rather get like a rock, put it on the coals, make the rock really hot, and then put the steak on the rock.This is like a level of - It took that long to make the steak?Holy shit.

We didn't even cook the potatoes.Eating them raw?Where'd we get eggs?Meat's ready.Nobody dies tonight.

That's kind of the confidence I'd like to hear.

He actually got food?I thought we were surviving on snacks and bad decisions.Sweet potatoes, eggs, and meat.Try to act civilized.Too late for that.Pass me the biggest piece.

David, opening a beer.All right, everybody, sit.Let's enjoy one normal moment.Just keep in mind, everybody, these are 9 % IPAs.We only have two more after this.So you get your individual one, as well as splitting one more with another one of us, OK?

I will split mine with David.Anthony, you will split yours with Mark.Estimated, we will have around a 0 .09 BAC.We'll be slightly buzzing.Normal ended when we followed into the forest.Cheers.

Cheers.Cheers.They're acting like they're, like, badass for going camping in an RV.

You ever notice how quiet it is here?Makes you think more than usual.My thoughts are more about leftovers.

That's because food's your personality.

Yet I'm the happiest one here.

Honestly...Oh, honestly, this just feels good.Just us, no rush anywhere.Enjoy it while it lasts.Every trip ends with some weird story.Speaking of stories, this forest definitely looks haunted.

Tell me about it.Er, tell me this isn't another internet horror story.

They call it The Rake.

people say it watched camps at night waiting until someone was alone all right alex go start the music in the car before we all start imagining things i'm gonna go into the rv they're all gonna be gone how do i start the music in the forest ready to kill off tonight get lost we're not organizing a rescue mission i'm gonna get lost open the gate oh my god why is my urine like a fucking highlighter stick the hell is this there's a fucking noise it's gonna be right thereOh my god, are they all gone?

Who's there?

Your first screamer?Wait, how did I know I screamed?Dude, one day I'm going to actually punch you.You almost made me die in Safari Spire before the camping even started.Relax man, build character.Without knocking Anthony, there are lots of campfire.

Mark went looking for snacks again.Of course he did.Where did he go looking for snacks?Wait, it has my voice?I don't think this game has my mic.Maybe it does.

And Anthony went, oh, and Anthony went with him so he wouldn't eat the emergency supplies.I'm going to sleep in the car.Good night.I'm going to bed too.Where are you going to bed?Aren't we sleeping in the same fucking RV?

The hell is that?The hell just happened?Okay, he just fainted right on the forest floor.I'm gonna go crash in the RV and I think I'm gonna leave them to die.Little drunk?Dude, you'd wake up covered in fucking bug bites.

That would be so bad.Falling asleep on the open floor in the middle of the woods?waking up you'd be like covered in hives oh is everybody gonna be gone today and i'm just gonna be alone oh my god stop david's not here guys you're joking find friends are you fucking serious oh his hat anthony's capI mean, I'm just gonna follow the trail, no?Guys, this better not be some sort of YouTube prank.Don't Sam Pepper me right now.

Do not mess with me like that.I do not take kindly to it.That rhymes.Maybe I'll find some sort of river troll that gives me a riddle to pass.That would be quite fun.How do I get past this?

I know I need to get over there, but there's no path.I feel like I'm just wandering in the fucking woods right now.How do I get over there?Two paths, where'd they go?Well, we didn't come here with a bike.I'm gonna assume they went lab.

Traces, looks like it's David, but where's the others?Turn motion blur off?I'm pretty sure I can.Y 'all see an emotion blur setting?I feel like somebody's watching me.Somebody's watching me.

Dude, I'm getting the fuck out of here.Oh, hell no.An abandoned ass house.Mark's gonna be tied up in the basement, bro.Yeah.Oh, ominous music stops.

Wait, this actually doesn't look abandoned.This looks like they're building this house.Like, this is like under renovation.Oh, shit.

Are my friends attacked by a bear?

I need to get out of here.That is not a bear, bro.You think that's what bear paws look like?Oh, fuck this.Do I have to get up there?Why is there arrows?

Looks like a house been abandoned for a long time.Hop, made it.Where now?Is that a dead body?Don't tell me.That's just a bunch of garbage.

What is this?Is this just pee bottles?It's not cut up bodies, it's plastic, littering.Jesus, dude!You know how unsafe this fucking forest is that I've seen three trees casually fall down right in front of my fucking eyes?Okay, there's footsteps this way.

Who's there?Don't fuck with me.Oh my god.I get queasy around blood.I cannot do that.Oh.

It wasn't even bitten.Oh, how fucking serious?A fourth fucking tree?There's bloodstains everywhere.That's bad.Blood.

I might give up on the class, boys.I'm not gonna lie.Do I have to full commit for the rest of this?Because once it gets scary, if I have to stay in character, that is a dead human.That's David's dead body.

Oh, David!What happened?What the fuck?

Dead!That's Anthony!Oh, that's Mark's head, but it's like skin.Oh, David, you're not looking very good.You're looking like something that would be in an anatomy class right now.I can see a big intestine.

Maybe streptococcus.You know, as they say, your large intestine.Is it your large intestine or your small intestine that's bigger than like a football field?There's some sort of interesting fact, fun fact of the day.Well, we'll be all theirs, Anthony.It's your small intestine can be stretched out more than a football field.

No!No, no, no!Oh!

He wasn't even...Dude, his body...Anthony, is this some...Is this a Sam Pepper prank?Your intestines are on your body, but there's no visible wound.Anthony, did they cut you open, take out your insides, and then seal you back up?

Why are your ins...Did you have a C -section?Are you giving birth?What happened?And it looks like you have frostbite on your face as well.This is very abnormal.

Many flies are surrounding me.Probably because I'm benchmaxing.A lot of sticks on the ground here.It's gonna get dark soon.Not vibing with that.Are you fucking kidding me?

I can't go look.Some squidward looking character.I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night, aren't I?Don't do this.Don't do this.Don't do this.

Don't do this.Let me find a flashlight or something of use.Don't make me pass out.And it's nighttime.I'm not going to be scared.I know in most horror games, I tend to be very jittery and jump camera -y.

Oh, that's lovely.Oh my god, it's like a found footage horror film.My head's killing me. I need to get out of this forest.Oh, it's like found footage, how sweet.Oh, okay.Oh, maybe you can get back to the car?

Oh, a lovely flashlight.Okay.Can I pick that up or no?Lots and lots of flashlights.Oh, there's a camera.Someone was here, be it was Doctor Who.

I don't know what I'm saying.I'm just running on this path until I find something of use.Always go left.Always go left.To a pass, always take the left one.The left one's the safe one.

You instinctively go right because you're right -handed.That's the trick.You always want to go left.They always - they cut down all the trees here.Maybe I need to find a hamster.OHHHHH!

The fuck was that?What the fuck was that?That sounded like a grown -ass man screaming.Holy shit.Just keep running, dude.Just keep fucking running.

Just take the path, wherever it leads, man.Get me out of here.Oh my god.It's a dead end.Kill me.Stop.

Stop.I'm not gonna be able to - Okay, there's an arrow.Thank fuck.Oh my god.I'm not gonna be able to keep up the class a bit.This is getting - This is already getting too scary.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god.Literally just fucking run, dude.I - I - The second I see it, I'm gonna panic.Oh my god, there's a dead - There's gonna be like another dead body here.

Oh my god.Keep running.No, no, no.Keep the ominous music.Don't go quiet.Now I like the ominous music.

Full pivot.A bridge!

The bridge!The troll!A riddle!

I will solve it!Jump!The bridge is broken, I need to get to the other side.Maybe I can find a log to cross, or I can just jump it.Oh no, I can't cross, I need to go - What the fuck?I need to jump.

I died.Okay.Continue.Ah, bridge.I need to find a log to cross.You gotta be kidding me.

What a stupid task.What a stupid task.Find a log, they say.Find a log to escape the rake.Maybe I take the boat and swim out of here.He doesn't look like he could swim very well.

He does have webbed toes.Kind of like a platypus or a beaver of sorts.Potentially a beaver, I don't know.Parkour.I'll have to jump here.Oh, I could clear this one, but I can clear this jump that is in elevation and farther, but I cannot clear the bridge.

I need to go this way?Oh, it wants me to go this way.This isn't the way back to the river, is it?though.What is this?Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's a human skull.

Keep it going.Yeah.Saying, who's there?Just fucking run.

All right, I've got a weapon!

Wait, no, that's just a stick.Sorry.Sorry, not trying to be rude.I can't - I can't lie about having a weapon or not.I am trained in the arts of the fisticuffs.You are getting out the fuck out.

Don't even look behind you.Zarek is chasing.Zarek is chasing.Always assume Zarek is chasing.Oh my god, a creepy cabin.Don't talk with it.

Can I open?Take a look around.What if it's in - what if it's in here?That would be very bad, wouldn't it?Can I open anything?Oh, they have a creepy painting.

What is this?This is the one that - the man that, uh, he cut off his ears.For the woman he loved.That's what he did.He did that, right?My knees are sweating.

The underparts of my knees, cause I'm sitting crisscross - I think I just saw it.Freaking out.Oh my god.A six pronged toaster.You don't see that every day.When would you ever need that?

I have a four, maybe a two.two four, you need six?What are you putting in there?What are you ever making six pieces of toast at once?That seems quite illogical.It's locked, I need to find the key.

Where am I going to find the key?Maybe it's in the house or on the outside.You think it's on the outside of the house?I don't really want to go outside.I don't really like the idea of going outside.I'll go outside though.

If the game wants me to go outside, I'll go outside.I listened to the game.I listen to the game.The game tells me to go outside.Oh, there's a key.There's a key.

Lovely.Lovely.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!

Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my God!Oh my heading north along the road past the village if he finds this run north I don't know which directions north now I went now I know where to go north how useful I should rest here and wait out the night I need some sleep are you serious this seems like it this seems like a terrible idea don't think I want to do this you're so serious I'm going to fall asleep in this bed does the rake have opposable thumbs

And I'm in a laboratory.What?Huh?Where am I?The fuck is this?My apartment!

Dickass gaming setup.My big speakers.Look around.What fucking year is it?Holy metal toilet.Ugh.

There's not even a toilet seat.There's not a toilet seat.What am I looking around for?This place is disgusting.It's going to be Zarek.Zarek is at the door.

I already know.Open it up.Open it up.He's going to be behind me now.Watch.Watch.

Watch.He's in the room.No, he's not.Where is he?Show yourself, but not in a scary way.Oh, you motherfucker.

Don't do this, please.What is that?Oh, my dead friends.Awesome.Awesome.Awesome.

Awesome.They're gonna be at the door next time.Let's just wait.Okay, are they all rakes now?Is that how this works?Is this like an infected type of situation?

They're inside.

Fuck!

As in the bedroom?Are we doing a hide -and -seek segment?Shall say my ass is clenched.Clenched to say the least.Very nervous right now.Now they have opened up the bedroom.

There's a knock on the door.Oh, what is it?We died and you're alive.Is this a riddle?Is this a prank?Is this a prank?

Don't tell me it's a prank.Hello, David?David, where are you?Behind you.Don't know if I want to do that, David.Don't know if I want to look behind you.

because you're going to be behind me.That's how you're going to trick me. I look behind me, there's no one, I turn back around, there you are.

What the fuck?

Am I dreaming?Hmm, is that a street lamp or eyeballs?Excuse me, sir?A street lamp.I'm hearing breezing of an individual.Very shallow breezing.

Maybe somebody that's injured?Is this a car?What the hell is happening?Am I - Walk down the corridor still.Am I in a dream?Didn't I fall asleep in that cabin?

Like, where the fuck am I right now?I'm good.I'ma just keep wandering my direction.Don't do this.Don't do this.Don't do this.

Why did it turn me that way?Is this the way that I'm supposed to go?Oh, they did tell me to go north.Maybe this is north.Zach Bridges says, wow, so scary.Yeah, bro.

The rake's knocking on the window now.It's going to fucking break in, kill my ass.Friendly person.Should I open the door for you?Should I open the door for you?What's in here?

What the fuck was that?

He's in the closet or some shit.Just fucking jump scare me already.Can I leave?Can I fucking leave this building?I'm actually starting to freak the fuck out right now.

I need to hide.It's a closet.Perfect.

I don't see anything.Ugly ass motherfucker.Squidward tentacles.Look at ass motherfucker.Sitting here.Sitting here.

Got a wide ass spine motherfucker.He's going to look through the door.He's going to jump scare me.Where do I go?Where do I go?Go to the forest along the path.

Run!That was a pretty good harmonization though.Run!You think if I serenade him it'll kill me?How do I leave?What the fuck?

Oh, this way.Duh.What's a good song I could sing the Rake that would calm him down?You know how like most animals in general like, like certain types of music?Sec, I just fell again.Chocolate rain?

Chocolate rain!I don't even know the words for chocolate rain.Why do you keep falling?My guy's clumsy.He's nervous, man.It's wet outside.

Well, now I don't know what fucking direction I'm supposed to go.That really disoriented me. I guess I'm just gonna run along the beach.Alright, do you think I - do you think I swam across?I'm curious if this - What?Get out of here.Oh, wait, no.

Why am I doing it like that?Normally, I would go, I need to get out of here as soon as possible.But now I'm using Klaus's voice.I need to get out of here.Sreik is after me. I think I see him.How do I get up here?

Is this a car?Must be the way out.See, cuts the jumper cables.Izrod!Izrod!Izrod!

What does that mean?Is this a village?Bro, I don't want to investigate this fucking village, dude.It's like the same exact house I was just in.I only once lived here.This shit is useless.

This shit is useless.Can I get into this building here?This looks like a far more useful place.Where do I go?This road.Can't jump through the window.

Why is that he sees you?Dot, dot, dot.Does he, though?Oh.What is this is it stay out so somebody's been searching for the rainfor a while.

What was that?Blood on the wall, so it killed them.Fuck, man.This is where I just saw it.Nah.Wait, is that it?

Is that it?Can it, wait, can a rake skinwalk?What is a rake?What is a rake?Can it pretend to be something it's not?Like, could it like morph itself into something else?

Why is there a note here?Oh my God.Nothing of use.Okay.Other door.Other door.

What's in here?Nothing of use.Okay.We crouch.Just fucking go.Oh no.

Oh no.Please don't show yourself.Please don't show yourself.Why did it do that?I hate when it freezes.Deer head.

And it's really quiet now.

Why is it so quiet right now?

Nah, I'm not ready.Nah, why is it so quiet?Why is it so quiet?What do I need to look for?Can I jump out of the window?Can I jump out of the window?

Bro, what the fuck?Hide in the fridge?Bro, am I a dumbass?The thing on the wall?Bro, what am I supposed to interact with right now?I'm actually freaking out.

Oh my God.There's a map.Maybe if I head east along the road, I'll reach the town.I need to get to outside.Along the road?Jump out through the window.

That's what I was just trying to fucking do.Someone arrived recently.What if I try to get out of here by car?Inspect the car.I feel like it's not usable.Is it locked?

Oh my god, no way.Holy shit.Holy clutch.Ah, no ignition key, low on gas.Need to find some.So if I - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I waited in that car for hours, bro.

He could have just fucking poked his hand through the glass.He already broke in that way.I waited a few hours, bro.I might as well wait till day, bro.What am I doing?I need to find gas and ignition keys and I could leave.

Gas and ignition keys.Chat, tap in.Keep your eyes fucking peeled, buddy.This photo looks creepy.Yeah, that shit's AI.That shit's AI.

That opened.Why is that one locked?I'm assuming I'm just looking for like a jerry can, right?That's what would make the most sense.I can kind of wander around this whole town, though.Looks like he was killed recently.

Thank you for the ignition keys.I appreciate it.Buddy, are you okay?You have no visible wounds, but you're covered in ketchup.

One thing down, chat.Just need the gasoline.

Need the gasoline.This way.This we need to hide.Enjoying the games thus far, Klaus?It's not too much scare, but with a bit of a little bit of lawIt's gonna cut the brakes I am very lost, very lost and scared.

Turn left at the crossroads like this way.I think I came in.I know I came from this way.I know I came from this way, but I don't remember seeing this ladder or these tires right here.Am I taking this one?No, I'm taking the car down here.

I'm not getting out of here with this.There's zero chance.Game over, I survived.Game over, I survived.I'm gonna crash the car.

Serious, and he flips the car.

Flips the car.

We were going 25 miles an hour.Ha.

You see the rake, you spin out, flip the car.Brother, I am locking in.I'm white knuckling that fucking wheel.And I'm driving until I'm out of those fucking woods.Are you serious?And I'm back in.

And I'm back in.Like, this is unreal.Now, look at this shit.He totaled the car.That's not even possible.I can climb up this tree.

Who's just that?I'm gonna fall down.I'm gonna fall down some...Creature stalking me.Yeah, I know.Always go left.

Buddy just...Buddy just realized that the thing's hunting him.You just fucking figured that one out, pal?I'm almost there.Hopefully I don't slip and fall into the river and pass out for nine hours again.That would be...

What the hell happened here?The fuck is that?How did you get a box truck to stand on its nose?Oh my god, we're at the railroad.Can I just follow it?Railroad?

Now what?Where am I running this to?It's gonna chase me.Damn, it's blocked.I guess I have to go find a chainsaw, some fluid to fill it.And oh, it's already flooded.

I'm gonna have to take it to Home Depot, bring it back, and then cut off some wood to be able to keep going.Instead of just climbing over the tree, I have to go fix a chainsaw.Ah, I need to find a way around.It's not like I could just squeeze through this or anything.I guess I have to go venture into the woods again.Really, really does suck.

Where am I now?Holy maze.I'm in like a train yard.What is this place?I need to find something that will help me open this door.Help me open that door?

My god, what a stench.I'm trying to fucking be done this shit.My armpits are sweating.Look at that.Look at that.I'm wet.

Pause.Food?Hungry?

The fuck is that?

The fuck was that?Was that like one of the guys?Or the skin - or not the skinwalker, the wraith.Who the hell was that?I saw all my friends die.A bat.

Can I use this?I can't open the door with this.Uh, I'd still bring that shit.Are we fucking kidding me?Who's that guy?We were hired here to clear the forest at first.

It was just another job until the men started disappearing.No signs, no tracks, just gone.They sent hunters to deal with it.They saw the creature, but they couldn't kill it.It vanished.It kept coming back, playing on the defensive list.

Again and again.Whatever lives here, it's not something you can kill.Shut down the sawmill, closed the road, left everything behind.Oh, exit?I feel like I need to find that guy.He lives in here.

Many of them died.the fuck did that guy go what the fuck oh they're bugs oh my god now i'm starting to crash out bolt cutters use those oh is this like a homeless guy the fuck are you oh yeah yeah you're one sneaking around my place your place this is abandoned train yard exactly abandoned except for me listen you need to get out of here there's something in the first creature people are dying Oh, great, another forest monster.Let me guess, big scary eats tourists?I'm serious, it's real, it's been following me.Buddy.Er, buddy.

You're - the only thing following you is bad decisions.Uh, aren't you homeless?I'm telling you, it's a monster.Yeah, yeah, I'm the ki - I'm the king of this junkyard.Now grab your stuff, get off my tracks.Okay, dick.

Fuck this guy.You're telling me this guy lives in these train tracks and he hasn't fucking seen the monster yet?A play mallet.Play hammer.I doubt that'll be of use.How do I get the fuck?

Oh, he's still watching me.You got a fucking problem, buddy.Dude, he's covered in blood.Anybody notice that?He's either covered in blood or fucking poop.Sitting here telling me, yo, he killed somebody for certain.

Can I climb this?Nope.How the hell do I get out of here?It's gotta be that.Oh, exit.Duh.

Oh, now it's open, finally.That's so weird.Action chat, different button.Smart thinking, smart.I died and told ya, told ya, told ya.Poor guy.

I don't trust the piece of faith of the homeless person.I said he was gonna die, and he didn't listen.It's a jump.Oh, maybe I'll have to go find a piece of wood so I can cross.I don't think I'll make that jump.I get off now.

I don't want to go in there.I really don't want to go in there.Oh my god.Bro, can you just give me a gun or something?Let's take a look around, maybe find something.Are you fucking serious?

Find something.There's a bunch of fucking dead bodies, dude.That's what I'm going to find.Yeah, meat chunks in the toilet, bro.What is that?What the fuck, man?

Key.Get up.Get me out of here, brother.Please give me a gun.Please give me a gun.Another key.

To where?What key is that for?What did I just open a key to?Oh, just leave.Yo, that's what I've been trying to do, big dog.I've been trying to do that the entire time.

Getting sidetracked.Found the key here.Button mash king, buddy, you ain't opening that fucking door.Run, tube.You're weak?Spelled weak wrong, Sketty.

Why did he not kill me right there?Why did he not kill me right there?See?Like, just ran right past me.Is he toying with me?Playing with me.

That's what I just asked, Alex.Dick.Scare me before it kills me.Like seasoning its meat.Oh yeah, let's go into the creepy tunnel.That'll definitely be the way out.

Let's go deeper into the tunnel.Oh yeah.Let's enter a mineshaft, why don't we?I'm getting closer to civilization, only the mountains remain.It's a creature stalking me, playing with me like it's prey before the kill.I need to move fast, and more importantly, make the right choice if I want to survive.

My god, why would I join - why would I get in the cave?Yo, where am I supposed to go?This is like the worst fucking area to be around.Why would I go deeper into a cave?Why?This is like the worst possible thing I could do right now.

This looks like actually the worst possible thing I could do right now.Am I supposed to like hide in here?All the workers operations will continue for another six months.Power supplied exclusively by the generator to enable the door.The generator must be turned on.So I need to turn on the generator, then I can open the door.

Why am I knocking, dude?Oh my God, there's a porta potty.I could fucking hide in there.This is terrible.Actually terrible.What the fuck am I looking for?

I gotta remember I gotta go back that way.Oh, God.No!2 -0 -0.2 -0 -0.Is that it?

2 -0 -0 -4.2 ,004.2 ,004.2 ,004 is the code.2 ,004 is the code.2 ,004 is the code.

Looks like I need to press the red button, buddy.I'm gonna press the big red fucking button.Let me go press it.It needs gas.Aw, aw, great.Now I can enter the code.

Now I can run all the way back around the cave and die.Oh my God, wait, it's right here.Please.Please, please, please, please, please.

Oh my God, no fucking way.

Close that shit.Deeper into the fucking cave.I thought it'd be like a room with an AR -15.Something of use.

You motherfucker.You motherfucker.

You motherfucker.You motherfucker.Just run.Just run.Just run.Just run.

Just run.Just run.Just run.Just run.Oh my god, left!Always go left.

Always go left.Stay calm and we survive through the parkour.This is going nowhere.I feel like I'm going in a circle.Is it still behind me?Not gonna lie, gonna keep going.

Gonna keep going.Gonna keep going.Keep running.Ignore it.Fuck am I?Dude, this is endless.

This is endless.Endless.When is this fucking game done?Please, bro.Find a way to the railway.Just fucking walk there, dude.

Joking.The Mario circuit right now.Why am I not just jumping over this shit?This is the dumbest shit ever.Careful here.One wrong step and I'm done.

Yeah, I've already eaten shit nine times.

Bridge.I'm close to my goal.

Too bad I'm in a pit that I can't climb.This log's too big.Oh my god, I'm there.No fucking way.It's gonna say fucking run.It's gonna chase me right now.

Run.What is happening?I almost drowned.Am I unable to swim?Another crossroads.Looks like I need to go into a cave again.

Person.Another fallen tree.Three paths.I need to choose the right one.Let's go left.Stop working right now.

Right now.Did I die?Why is the rake burying them with crosses?What's up, Mark?You think he needs us?It looks like he kind of just kills and then leaves.

David.Go left.Poop's still in your gut, buddy.You constipated big dog.Why you built like that?Me?

Looks like I'm doing that thriller dance.This is Sheriff Dale.I've got a new body.left behind by our object.The body will be well hidden, we need to isolate the area and return the object to the lab as quickly as possible.So it's a government experiment.

They know it's been out here.

The rake sees you.

What a good game.That was a fun game, dude.The lore was cool.I thought the chase scenes, the only thing that I would complain about is like, bro.I could clearly just like run through the tree.But it's like, oh, I need to find another way around.

There's no other way.

I need a rap back.That shit made no sense.Otherwise, oh, fun ass game.

Look at the sweat, bro.Oh, my God.

That game had me going.Chat, what are we rating that game?That's getting like an eight for me.

Scare, fear factor, fear level was probably a seven.

Game was fun, though, like a six.That's not bad.Five is average.Jaybird, thank you for the sub.All right.Now, chat.

I'm thinking we hop on Mineplex.Hold up.