The Ramen Shop…

You know a game that's impossible to suck though? The Raymond Shop. Get you a fresh diapy on chat. There is no way a game called the Raymond Shop can suck. Get you a fresh diapy on chat. It's spooky time again.

Man, I'd like me some Raymond noodles, let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. That's why the name of this game is

whee! The Raymond Shoppe. And everybody clapped

The Raymond shop just gotta be cinema Turn that up

Yep

I'm gonna preturn the sensitivity down. Y'all already know the drill. I'm going to turn down a three. Lock in. Millie with the five. Thank you.

A millie, a millie, a millie, a millie, a millie, a millie, a millie, a millie.

Day one. Open the blinds and start getting customers. I pre-turned it down and it's still too high.

Unbelievable.

Perfect.

Okay.

Out of all the shops we've worked at, have we ever worked at a Raymond shop? I don't know that we have. Oh, this looks pretty simple. Okay, I like this. Oh my goodness, that's beautiful You think I'm gonna take another one of these

Yo, that's crazy certified with the 20 get the W certified with the 20 gift and I appreciate that. Thank you. W certified for real. Thank you.

You don't think so?

Man, my dog hurt.

That's all right.

Let's open the store. Oh, what is this? Cashew? Chasu? Tiramisu? let's open the store oh what is this cashew chasu tiramisu I adore you Rikiano Rikiano pulsating with the five. Thank you. Lock in. Where the customers at? We fell off.

Hey, how you doing? Hey, you're the new employee, right? Yep. I am. What can I get you today? Let me get one chicken Raymond with a ch ooh and green onions, okay coming right up What'd you say you want it again Chicken broth fill the bowl with chicken broth noodles and to chase ooh and green onions. Ah Okay, what a bowl

That's a lid Lord There's a bowl. Okay. What is this lid low it there's a bowl okay, what is this? Chicken broth Let me throw them noodles in there. Do I gotta cook them? Oh One moment. I'll be right with you with your food

okay

um you said you wanted two chasu with it I can do that for you boom chat what is this right here? Pork? What is it, like some fatback meat or something?

Okay.

Green onions, there we go.

Boom.

You want a lid with that? Of course. I don't know why I even said anything. I'm going to give you the lid that was on the ground. It's clean now. There you go, ma'am.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Also, good luck with the new job.

Thank you so much. You have a good day.

Oh, this is easy. Get some pork belly. Also, good luck with the new job. Thank you so much. You have a good day. Oh, it's easy It's some poke Billy, all right Hey, how you doing, sir? Hey there Nice to see some new faces. Okay

lucky with the five I'm starving Let me get two chicken Raymond with boiled eggs and green onions Oh one of them with boiled eggs and green onions okay I got you oh and one with boiled eggs you're giving me too many instructions keep write that down wait, I forgot.

What'd you say?

Boiled eggs, green onions.

Let me knock that one out first. Chicken with boiled eggs and green onions. Let me get some noodles cooking. Just one second, I'm new here. Give me a minute. Chicken broth, that's a lid, not a bowl.

Lord have mercy.

Go get some chicken broth.

Okay, boom. You said you wanted some chicken broth. Okay boom.

You said you wanted, does he want green onions on both of them? I'm gonna ask him again. Boiled eggs, green onions, boiled eggs and chay-sue. I'm gonna do this one, the boiled eggs, green onions. Let me get a lid for you, sir. Just give me one second here.

Boom. There's one of them. Let me get your other one going right here. Thank you so much for being patient. I really appreciate that. This is my first day working here.

I apologize if there's anything taking too long, sorry.

Okay.

There we go.

Boom.

And boiled eggs and chay-sue right there. Let me get him a lid real quick.

Boom.

There you are. Oh, I didn't mean to do that.

Splooka. there you are oh I didn't mean to do that sir I got it Accept it? Two eggs? Are you serious?

You gonna make me completely remake this? Because you ain't got two eggs. You are selfish! I'm gonna eat it later. Yeah, I'm gonna leave it right there. I'm gonna eat this later. You got me messed up He did not get three Raymond orders No! Mav with the five, thank you!

Man...

I'm starting to get a little angry. You don't want the Alpha to get angry. Two eggs!

You gotta be! My screen just cut off. I'm gonna get- I am gonna get fired. I'm wasting so much What's the other one?

Okay, I got this. when they first start, Chad. Come on, man. -$%&! $%&!

$%&! $%&! $%&!

$%&! We're good. We're good. Yeah, that was a five second rule. I still had about three seconds left. Thanks. Also, you're kind of cute. Any chance I could get your number?

No. Screw you! Hey, how you doing? Let me get one spicy ramen with boiled eggs and green onions. Now that, and do it fast I have somewhere to have to go back to the lab. You ain't gonna rush me.

Yeah, I am going too fast. There you are. Took you that long just to make a simple re- You better get out from in front of my store or I'm about to jump across this counter and you will be bisected.

Do you understand? Brought it with the five, thank you.

Like what's up with the attitude? Chat, what's up with the attitude? Chat, what's up with the attitude? I mean, seriously? Now I'm gonna miss my meeting thanks to you. I'll make sure you miss every one of them for the rest of your life. Get off my property. Got me messed up.

Got me all the way messed up. Calm down, I ain't calming down. You ain't gonna talk to me like that. You ain't gonna talk to me any old way. She thinks she gonna walk up. You know what she did, lady? She walked up thinking she could talk to me any old way she wanted to.

You know what I did? I threatened her life.

I did.

Let that be a lesson to not only her, but you too. Thank you, ma'am. Now what would you like to order? Hey there, young one. Looks like you're new here. Yes, I am. It's a good thing that Mr. Sato hired you. Where's Mr. Stando at? Dog, I do absolutely do not care what you say, that was legitimately good. I do not care what you say that was awesome. That was legitimately great and if you don't have an appreciation for that I don't know what to tell you. You know what He's getting sick a lot recently. Anyway please let me get one chicken and one spicy.

Got you.

Why you always gotta add something extra? What's that? Anyway, please let me get one chicken and one spicy. Got you. Why you always gonna add something extra?

What's that? Boiled eggs and green onions for the chicken? Okay. And all the toppings for the spicy. Wait, didn't you? Okay, let's knock the chicken one out real quick. Chicken. Let's not let's not get shaken one out real quick chicken

This dude is tied to the chat just said I'm the doctor that delivered you high big dog That is the most unhinged message What did you say for the chicken one again? Boiled eggs and green onions for the chicken and everything on the second one. Okay. Boiled eggs, green onions on the chicken. There on the second one. Okay, boiled eggs, green onions on the chicken. There you go. Green onions. Okay, coming right up. Boom. Your chicken one is done. Let me get your spicy one on the way. Let's go. Ill service. This is great service is it not this is outstanding customer service

okay there we go boom boom boom wow that one's got a lot of stuff on it looks good though there you are wow these look delicious I'll be sure to come here again. Thank you so much. Is it, see, that just goes to show it's not hard to be a decent person. The lady before her should take notes.

It ain't that hard to be a decent person, man. It's not. I want a cough drop.

Should I get one? No?

Parmigiano Reggiano! Man, that song is so good!

Rigatoni!

Uh, uh, what'd she say? Uh, uh, uh, she said, uh, I can't remember. That's a great song.

Tiramisu! I'm done.

Hey, what's up kid? You ever call me kid again? I'm a, I'm a, I'm a flying tornado kick you in the face. Don't you ever call me kid again disrespecting me. You're gonna lost your mind up in here. I just finished a 12-hour shift. Yeah, and I play video games four hours a day, bud.

We all got our difficulties. Sitting in a computer all day is really killing me. Anyway, give me one chicken Raymond with all the toppings. I can do that for you. This dude came over and said he just got off a 12 hour shift. Chad, did y'all ask? Only 12 hours. You know, back when I worked at Riceville, I was working like 50-hour shifts before lunch. You better, hey, hey, you better,

you better recognize how good you got it, big dog. He gonna try to brag about his 12-hour shift. I was over here working 50 hours before lunchtime. There you go, sir. Thank you very much. And do you sell any drinks here? I'm thirsty for some cold tea. Sorry. We don't sell no drinks yet

You should really add some I Would go here every day if you sell them Big dog if I got a Raymond noodle shop anywhere near me I do not care if they sell drinks or not I would go there every day because it's a Raymond noodle shop. I can get a drink from a gas station. Yo, Icy with the 10, get the W, Icy with the 10, thank you.

Close the blinds and close up shop. Okay.

Take the mop from the cleaning locker. My entire body hurts.

My body's shutting down. My body's shutting down on me. Oh my goodness, why? Why? Why? Dude, why? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm calling the police.

Calm down, I'm Sato's brother. You must be... I ain't gonna do it. Who?

I'm Sato's brother. My brother is the man who hired you. He didn't told me you're coming here. Yeah I came just to check in on you also you jump scare me thanks pal I'm well you gave me a heart attack I'm really sorry again it's fine you should go home and rest I'll close up shop mr. Sato told me to clean

up first we're going home ha ha ha, it's fine, he won't know. You're gonna get me fired, bruh! Besides, I have a couple things to do here myself. I don't trust him.

The exit's just through the back door. No!

No! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo about it I mean there really ain't one more spooky lock-in since that was so short you know you don't know why this one's gonna be cinema chat classic it's got a gas station baby that's how you know it's gonna be cinema! Name of this is... Tales After Midnight Gas at Night

Episode 1 Static Mind presents... It happened about two years ago... Oh, this got some lore, hold on. Back then I was studying in a small town called Redwood, Pennsylvania. A quiet place that felt safer than it actually was. I lived with my sister in a small apartment near campus. It was just the two of us, just the two of us, since dad died, R.I.P. And

somehow that silence at home always felt louder than it should. College wasn't exactly kind to me. The bills kept piling up and sister's health wasn't exactly kind to me, the bills kept piling up, and sister's health wasn't getting any better. That's when I decided to take a part-time job at a local diner. Nothing fancy, just a night shift helping out in the kitchen. I want a cough drop. Ethan? Ethan? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It's just a few shifts a week. I needed the money, Ethan.

You sure your sister's cool with this? She doesn't know yet. I'll tell her tonight, maybe. Why would she not be cool with it? It's a job! Maybe. You know she's gonna freak out. Yeah, I know, but she'll understand eventually. Certified with the 15 gifted, W certified with the 15 gifted, thank you.

Case, I think you should stop with the cough drops. I ain't had one in like 30 minutes. I think I'm good now. You think I'm good for another one I've taken I think a total of 10 of them this stream probably another 15 of them before stream I'm pushing 30 of them what would one more hurt my throat hurt what would one more my throat hurting?

Somebody Google can you eat unlimited cough drops?

Uh-huh. So what do you need from me? Your car, just for tonight. Is Ethan gonna let us borrow his car? To go to work? You serious? Dead serious. I can't take the bus that late.

It's literally suggested not to. Yeah, but that's just a suggestion. Alright, fine, but only if you promise to call me when you're done. Deal, thanks Ethan. You know what, W. Ethan.

Just talk to your sister first, alright? Even if she yells. Yeah, I will. Man, W-Eat that for letting us borrow his car and go to work, man. Where we at? Sister's been distant. Just say sister!

I think she was just tired of worrying about me. I didn't tell her about the job yet. I didn't know how she'd react Lord have mercy You've been out a lot these days, Emma. Yeah, just with Ethan, talking about college stuff. You're not getting into trouble, right? Linda, come on, it's nothing like that.

You say that every time. Actually, I was just thinking of working part time.

What?

Where? Everybody reacts like chat would react when they're talking about a job in this game. Ethan couldn't believe it, Linda can't believe it, and apparently our sister's gonna freak out if we tell her. My stream just crashed. Did my stream just crash? Hello? What happened? Why is it frozen?

Can y'all see me? I'm frozen.

I'm frozen. Can y'all see me? It's back.

What was that? What was that? Everything froze.

Evenings Emma, do you even hear yourself? I can handle it. We need the money. I don't care about the money. I care about you. You don't need to fix everything. Stop trying to convince me to not get a job, Linda!

Just be careful, okay? I will. Life. Life. Life. The first day at the diner went fine I guess. The people there were nice, but I could feel their eyes on me every now and then. Maybe it was because I was still young, 19, working late like that. I didn't think much about it at the time. I just wanted to get home making me read that while I'm

Controlling the car is crazy, by the way

Hey ain't no other traffic I'm swerving lane to lane almost home just a few more miles Uh... Good evening, this is Redwood County Public Radio with tonight's local news. Police are continuing their search for a man suspected of assaulting and murdering three young women earlier this week. The incidents reportedly took place inside a home near the north edge of town. Authorities believe the suspect may still be in the area and are urging residents to remain cautious, avoiding traveling alone at night and reporting any suspicious activity

immediately.

Once again, the man is described as between 30 and 40 years old, medium build, wearing dark clothing at the time of the crime. If you have any information, please contact the Redwood County Sheriff's Office. That's awful, I hope they find him soon. What is that? Is that my gas light? Ethan you said you filled this thing last week.

It's been a week Emma!

I had noticed a fuel gauge dropping earlier. It was almost midnight. I just wanted to reach home Luckily, I remember the gas station a few blocks down the highway There should be one nearby redwood gas stop I think Yeah, we need a new car. If there's a car that does that when your gas light comes on, it's bad news. It was almost midnight when I reached the gas station. The sign said open 24 hours,

but it didn't really feel open. Just quiet, too quiet. Okay, let's just get this done.

Ooh, ooh, oh lord. Pay through card reader.

Inside. Dude, I'm sorry. I just saw some random dude comment. This dude literally said word for word, man, if I could start a business, it would be called Yeet Beats. What are you talking about? word, man if I could start a business it would be called Yeet Beats. What are you talking about?

Dog, what are you talking about? Hey! Bro, what does that even mean, bro? Yo pal with the five gifted, thank you. Bro just saying something. Bro said Yeet beats. And his Twitch name is to whom it may concern.

Hey! Hey! Yo! I need to know what you talking about bruh. Yeet beats. What you selling beats? Hey, what is he talking about, dude?

Bro selling...

Bro selling beats. Yeet beats. Wait, what? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? Bro selling beads!

Yeet beads!

Wait what?

I tried to pay with the card reader.

I can't pay! Man I'm about to just leave!

Oh it's right here. Oh my goodness. You just got leaked The air smelled like rain and gasoline Let's get out of here I remember thinking how everything was not even a car passing by how still everything was

Ma'am, excuse me, ma'am. Uh your card it didn't go through. Sorry about that

I'm gonna leave. It says it went through. No ma'am it didn't you'll have to come inside. We can sort it out here. No, that's okay. I got you next time, though. Next time I come through, I got you. But I gotta go somewhere. Appreciate the gas, though.

And I got a receipt, so...

Please, ma'am, just come inside for a moment. It'll only for a moment. It'll only take a minute.

Uh uh.

Nah. Nah, I'm good. You have a good one. Dude, just let's leave. Don't make me.

You gon' make me go? I'm not going in there for a ten dollar fill up. Ma'am, please! If you don't come up here right now, I'll have to call the police.

Call them! Call them then! Calling the police over a ten dollar fill up?

Go ahead, you jerk! Get up!

Ma'am!

I'm not going in there for a ten dollar fill up.

Ma'am, please! Calling the police over a $10 fill up? Go ahead, you jerk!

Yeah! Ma'am, get away from the car! Don't go near it! There's someone inside your car! What? So he was a good guy.

He was trying to help. waiting. He slipped out the other side when I ran. didn't drive off.

But sometimes when I think about that night, I don't really feel lucky. Wow, W gas station clerk. We thought he was trying to be creepy. Inspired from true, that is so scary. Yo, Karn with the five gifted, thank you. Yo W game for real, that was actually really good. Good little simple game.

Hey Case, I just bought my wife her favorite car, a Volkswagen Beetle. It's white, we want you to name it please. It's her Christmas present. Name it Snowball, cuh. Snowball. I can't imagine a more perfect name for a Volkswagen Beetle than Snowball.

That's the best, that's the best name for a white Volkswagen Beetle? That's the best, that's the best name for a white Volkswagen Beetle? Snowball.