The SAD STORY of Cash..

My childhood is filled with really sad memories.So I'm gonna go back to face them once and for all.I keep all my memories stored in this orb, but I'm kind of scared to go inside it right now.I don't think it's a good idea to revisit my past.It's way too sad.So I think I'm going back for now.

Uh -oh.Uh, hey guys.Wait, just give me one second.I need to do something.Uh, what are you doing?Uh, nothing.

Wait a minute.What is this?Hey, what is what?What?No, no, no, no, no.You're not supposed to see that.

Why do you have a secret place under your stairs?

I'm closing it.

Hey, what are you hiding?

Oh, geez.Hey, hold on.I probably could fit in there.No, stop it.I closed.Guys, seriously, this is the one time you shouldn't go in.

Zoey, no, please, please.I'm serious.

Well, you might as well open it.We already know it's there.

What are you hiding from us, bro?Well, listen, you guys can come down, but just don't touch it.This is where I keep my memory orb.Memory orb.Yeah, it's how I store all my memories from my past.

Whoa, this looks insane Yeah, it even has our colors.

It's cool.Yeah, I just don't want any of us going inside.Okay, I'll get to that in the future No, trust me my childhood is not that fun.Yeah, dude, why are you so scared?What happened?Well a lot of things I need to go fix them at some point Are you sure?

Yeah!Yeah, we're your friends, bro.We're here to help.Mmm.You know what?Okay, fine.

Let's do it together then.Alright.Alright.Let's enter the first one.

Let's hop in.Woah.What is this memory?

Oh.Well, this is the night I found out that monsters can actually kill you.

What monsters?Wait, you saw a monster?

Yeah.Look, this was my parents' house, and I remember this.I was home alone, just chillin' out, and I was trying to figure out how to use the TV.I couldn't turn it on.Ugh.

I don't know how to use this thing.I feel stupid.Can this little cash see us?Hey, cash!

No.I don't think we can interact with him.

Yes, hello.

Well, I'm gonna help him out and turn on the TV.

Oh, I figured it out.I'm so smart.Oh my goodness.I'm gonna watch TV.

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure this...the moment where I start hearing the noises outside.What the noises?I'm kind of scared.

Huh, I swear I'm hearing somebody outside.Is somebody coming to give me pizza?

Oh, jeez.I don't even want to look at this.Oh, it's right there.

Oh, no.Oh, what is that?Whoa, that's a big -looking dude.Hello, sir.Are you here to be my friend?Yeah.

I used to think zombies were friendly.Woah.

Oh gosh, Baby Cash, you need to get away from that!

I'm gonna eat you!

You're gonna eat me?Why are you gonna eat me?

Let me in!Oh, jeez.Well, if we're gonna save the past version of me, we gotta think of something quick.

We gotta stop that zombie from getting in here.Oh, jeez, what do I do?

Maybe we can barricade the door?Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.We can use barriers.Oh, well, you just grabbed a little sword.

I am gonna defend myself.I am strong.I don't know if that's gonna do anything.Oh, gosh, I'm scared.Maybe I'm not that strong.

I was really unconfident as a kid.We should stop this threat by placing these barriers.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea.They're unbreakable and you can't see them.

Yeah, we gotta stop this zombie.

Not getting through barrier blocks.It's basically like bedrock What do I do he's outside okay, we blocked off the front door is there any other parts he can get in from probably the windows Oh, he's trying something else.Oh, yeah, I think he's going around back.There's no back entrances, right?Okay, we're good.Look at the zombie.

He doesn't know what to do.He's struggling.Oh, jeez.

Oh, he's trying to get through the window.

Okay, we're gonna need to find a distraction for him.He's just gonna keep trying to attack the baby version of me.So maybe we could spawn like a villager or something.

Yeah, we gotta figure out how to get him away from this house.

Or we can dress you up like a lady zombie so he goes and tries and kiss you.

What?Okay, I'm not doing that.

That's definitely the best idea.

I think we should go with the villager option instead.I am not dressed up.like a girl zombie.There we go.See, there's a villager.Now we just need to show the zombie.

Why is he walking toward him?

Let me in.Let me in.

No, you said you were going to eat me. I'm scared.

Oh man. I smell new blood.There it is.

Yes, he sees it.Okay, he's probably gonna kill that thing in one hit.We need to place a trail of them.

Oh, I feel kind of bad.

Oh jeez.

Sorry villagers.

Keep leading him away.Oh wait, this is perfect.There's a village right here.

Ooh, a village.I'm gonna eat everyone in here.

Finally.

Oh nice.Oh, there's an iron golem too.

And the zombie's distracted.Now baby Cash doesn't have to worry about him.Yeah, he can go to bed safe and sound.Okay, we're in the next memory, but where am I at?

I don't know.

This is a nice little biome.

Why are we in a forest?I got so many diamonds.This is the best mining trip of all time.

Oh, yeah, this is that one time I found like two stacks of diamonds in the caves.

Two stacks?A full diamond armor!

This seems like a pretty good memory, bro.What happened?

I'm gonna get back up to surface and put all of this in my chest.

Well, just see what happens whenever I get back up to surface.Oh no.Oh gosh.I remember this clear as day.

I'm kinda worried about little Cash.My parents are gonna be so proud of me.They told me I need to get better at mining and I did it.Hmm, now where was my house again?

Oh, hey, what's up little baby?

Huh?Oh, hello sir.

What you doing?

I was just mining.

Yeah, that's a nice set of armor you got.

Thank you.

Looks like there's nobody around.Where's your parents at, kid?

Well, I don't really know.I'm trying to figure out where my house is. I think I got lost.

Maybe I could try on your diamond armor set.

Oh, okay.Well, what is that thing you got in your hand?

Oh, don't worry about it.Give that to me.

Guys, you see what he's holding?

Yeah.

I see that.

You got any more diamonds to give me, buddy?

Uh, well, yeah, but you're gonna give them back to me, right?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, okay.Could you help me find my parent's house?

Nah, thanks kid.No.See you later, buddy.

Hey, stop it.I want the diamonds back.

Thanks for the free diamonds.Nah, you ain't getting these back.

Yeah, this guy basically stole all my stuff, but I think we can re -it.

Yeah, I got him I can't believe you got robbed in broad daylight Hey, what the heck is going on?

I'm shaking him down.Yeah Okay, somebody hold him still what is happening to me I got an idea, okay, yeah, I'm gonna get a bow why there goes picking me up Hello, and now watch this enchant with power 10 and we'll also put flame on it.Okay, you could drop him Hey, make him shake the armor off first.Yeah, shake him down Nico.He dropped his weapon.

Okay.Yeah Oh, hey!

Yes!How's the armor flying off?Oh, it's cool!Okay, perfect.Alright, do it to him!Now release him!

Alright!Take this!I don't know where Baby Cash went though.We should probably bring him back here to see the loot.

Yeah, or else all this was useless.

Did he run into the forest?

I forgot where I went after this.Maybe he's crying in a bush.Oh, jeez.I don't see you.Baby Cash, where you at, bro?He can't be hard to spot.

He's bright red.Yeah, but he's also as tiny as a speckle.He could blend in with a mushroom.That is true.Oh, wait.I think I found him, guys, over here.

Hi there, Baby Chicken.What are ya doin'?Are you gonna be my friend, at least?I don't think humans like me very much.Aw.Aw, man.

Baby Cash is sadder.

I remember that chicken, too.Hang on, bro.What?What is Shady about to do?

Yo Shady, are you sure this is a good idea?

Yeah, bro chickens can fly at least I think so.

Whoa did that robber drop all of my stuff.Oh my goodness I got all my diamonds back.

Oh, that was actually perfect.He doesn't even realize it's you shady Yeah, as long as he doesn't hear my voice.

Thank you.Mr. Chicken.Mr. Chicken.Do you want to come home with me?

Uh, yo, how do I get out of this?I'm just gonna walk away.Uh, yeah.Yeah, just run away.

Hey, mr. Chicken.I asked you a question.Mr. Chicken.

All right, I'm just gonna fly away Oh, oh man.

Well, it's okay.At least I got my diamonds back.

Okay, it looks like that was a perfect distraction shady it worked.Oh, geez But it looks like we're in this memory.But we're in the next memory.

What's this memory?I'm so cold.How did I get lost up here?How'd you get stuck on this mountain?

Well, I went exploring one night without my parents' permission, and I ended up freezing up on this mountain.I got hypothermia.

We gotta stop that.Oh, jeez.I'm getting really cold.I need my parents.

We gotta figure out a way to warm him up.Do you think you would know how to make a campfire?Do you even know how to make a campfire now?Yeah, obviously.It's like hole at the top and wood planks.Okay, I don't think you sound very confident, so probably not.

Well, maybe we could just give him a flint and steel.

That'll work.

Probably be a good idea.Everyone knows how to use that.

Wait, wait, wait, he's a kid.

He could burn himself.Oh, God.

Oh, what is this?

Is that a bad idea?Maybe.Oh.

Well, we'll see.Maybe I could use this to help me.Oh, a fire.

This is cool.Oh, he stepped in it.

Oh, gosh.

Okay, he's got to be really careful with that.

Okay, as long as he just stays close to it and warms up.

This is better.Wait, guys, I just had another idea.I could just spawn in a sheep.Then he could kill it for its wool.Oh, yeah, make a fur coat.Oh, that's smart.

Exactly.All right, here you go, baby cash.

Mr. Sheep, I'm gonna get something ready.I'm gonna build us both a house.I think I just liked animals too much.Oh, man. I gotta make sure this sheep stays alive.

I can't have him freezing up here He's supposed to be using that sheep as wool.

Yeah, but you know what?I actually do kind of remember having a sheep as a friend That's kind of sad cash.Wait, since when was there another sheep up there?Wait a minute.I don't think that's a normal sheep Yeah, this one looks a little funny Guys, I think we have bigger problems.

What?Is that a sleeping monster?Oh gosh.Yeah, we need to make sure to not lure baby cash over here.

So be careful Okay, i'll just bring the sheep over to him because I think he just built a house We should probably kill that thing before we get in therethat's probably a good idea.Sorry, we're gonna put him to sleep.Yeah, how do we warn you?Oh jeez.Guys, he's looking at it.

We gotta stop him.Yeah, everyone knows you have to break down through this block.break the purple one on accident.Okay, there we go.I broke the TNT.Yep, just like that.

Perfect.Okay.Now I shouldn't make that mistake.Let's see if crisis has been averted.Where's the entrance to this thing?This building is confusing.

Oh, look at me. I'm trying to get in through the side.You know, it's kind of hard to find where to go in from this temple, especially if it's your first time too.Oh, this looks like an entrance.Whoa.Is this an abandoned temple?I wonder what this symbol is for.

Hello?Is anyone living in here?Hmm.They must be underneath this.I'm going to break it.Yeah.

See you'd never break the purple block.Whoa wait.No way out.

Oh, he's laying it on the pressure plate, huh?

This place is weird -looking.What is this pressure plate do?Wait, wait, wait, wait, but how's he gonna learn to not do this ever again?Oh, I think we made a grave mistake guys Yeah, he's just gonna do this again.

He might just make that mistake later on but at least we saved him for now Whoa diamonds, maybe we put a note in the chest.Oh, that's smart.

Yeah, put it in the last chest shady All right.

Let me make it real quick.Whoa, I got a golden apple in here.This is awesome That was awesome!Okay, Shady, he's about to get to the last chest.I'm coming down.Oh, you put the note in?

I'm putting it in there.Oh, perfect.There it is.

Hopefully that gets the message across.

What are we doing here?Whoa, this is the most awesome playground of all time.I'm having so much fun here.

I forget what exactly happens here.Wait a second.No, I do remember.This is the first time I met Shady.

Wait, really?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.I remember this.Wait, I want to see how you guys met.I love this trampoline.Hey, what's up, little loser?Huh?

I'm not a loser.Yeah, you are.You're a stinky red onesie.Looks like poop.I like my onesie.No.

Hey, why is that guy talking to you like that?

I got bullied a lot as a kid.

Really?Hey!

You're a skinny, squatty, little idiot.

I wanna go on your trampoline.

No, this is mine.

Hey!

Get out!Woah, we can't really stop this.

If we intervene, I'm never gonna meet Shady.

Wait, really?That kid's being so mean to you, though.I know.This is my playground, buddy.Don't try and come on it or I'm gonna hurt you.Well, we could share it.

No, no sharing!Ow!Get out, buddy.Yeah, that bully was really mean.

But where's the part where you mean shady?

Oh, it's whenever that bully leaves.I think he gets bored pretty quick.This stupid playground is boring.I'm leaving.Yeah, there we go.Poopoo playground.

Oh, I think he left.Finally, I could enjoy the playground alone.I don't think I'm ever gonna have friends play with me in here.Oh man, I wish I had friends.

Wow, I seemed really lonely.

Yeah, this is really sad.It's okay, I can bounce on my trampoline by myself.

But just wait.I think this is around the time when Shady comes in.Oh, there he is.Um, hello?

Oh, hi.I'm sorry.I'll get off the trampoline.

What do you mean?I jumped on it to play with you, bro.Why are you leaving?

Oh, well, I thought you were gonna kick me off like the last guy.He was -

mean.Are you talking about that stinky bully?

Yeah, he kicked me off.And then I saw him leave.

Oh, don't worry about him, bro.All you have to do is just act like you're gonna punch him in the face and then he runs away.

But I'm too small to do that.He's not gonna be scared of me.

Nah, nah, he will.He's all talk, bro.Oh, I'm learning a lot today.Okay, well, let's play a game, bro.Okay.Who can jump the highest wins.

Okay.Ready?Look at me.Oh, nice.You're bouncy.I can be bouncier, though.

Yeah, yeah, I thought the triple -a was gonna be too small for two people what oh my god.Oh my god Wow, oh my oh, yeah, I don't know how you did that you double -bounce me while you're double -bouncing me.Oh, sorry.Sorry Yeah, I'm gonna break my leg wait.We're back to my parents house.I wonder what this memory was about Get out of my house now.

Okay.Okay dad.Geez.Can I not stay here anymore?

No, what you did was unacceptable now leave Fine.

Oh wait guys.I'm pretty sure this is when I got kicked out Yeah, I didn't really get great grades, but look you see Nico down there.Hey Cash, what's up?Oh, hey Nico.I just got kicked out of my house, dude.

What you did?

Yeah, I have nowhere to stay anymore.

I was wondering if I could stay over at your place cuz I just got kicked out too.

Well, no, my parents just kicked me out.I have nowhere to stay.Wait, so you got kicked out at the same time as me?

Uh, yeah, I did.I didn't want to do my homework.

Well, I failed my homework.That's why I got kicked out.

You know what?I have an idea.

Really?

What if we moved in together?

Whoa, that's a good idea, but I don't have any money.How are we gonna do that?Oh, that is true.Okay, but it has to be red.No, it has to be blue.No, what?

Okay, we'll just figure it out.Maybe we'll do half and half.Okay.And that's how me and Nico moved in together.Well, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, that was fun.Wow, the more you know.I forgot about that.

Well, that's all my memories.It was pretty sad.It's alright.It makes you who you are, bro.True.And that's why we love you.

Yeah, and all those sad memories are learning lessons.

I guess that's true, but now that we fixed them...It shrunk!The memory orb is gone!

Oh, man, now we can't visit your memories again.

We visited Zoe's net.

Whoa, yo, it's not too late.Haha, I like the sound of that.

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