The Salesman…

Spooky time!

The reviews for this game on steam was crazy I don't know why but they were good really good reviews on a time name of this game is The salesman Are you a salesman chat

Type one if you're a salesman. The salesman. Get you a diapy on.

Cause it's spooky time. Cuz it's spooky time. GG. Nagolada music goes unfathomably hard. Like absolutely unprecedented, unfathomably, incomprehensibly hard. Day one. You because you always sell? Yeah, get this dude out of here.

Who you think you talk to?

I knew that buyout was too good to be true. It's okay, you can do this.

Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Why you talking like that?

I need some liquid energy.

Why you talking like that, bro?

I'm gonna need you to relax. That's what I'm gonna need you to do. I'm gonna need you to relax. That's what I'm gonna need you to do. I'm gonna need you to relax What did I say it all was too busy, uh Did anybody clip can somebody clip what that message just said real quick? Is it didn't give me time to uh, it didn't give me time to read what that said

Can somebody clip that real quick? I didn't see what it said. Yo brand with the 10 gifted. Thank you, brand.

Please tell me somebody clear. Thank you.

You're modded. Easy one, three, one, four. It says hello hello employee, we regret to inform you that your division has performed under company standards. Oh, we got fired. All personnel from your division are to be permanently laid off. Oh man, that's a great way to start off, huh?

Got fired! Chat, y'all ever been fired before? Got fired, man, it is what it is. That's life. What's on the TV? Oh, this is a mirror.

I mean, not a mirror, a window. What's wrong with me? Okay. I mean not a mirror a window what's wrong with me? Okay No, okay, we won't keep that on cuz you know, I don't like the I don't like it when it's dark All right, let's uh What is this, okay, let's go make some coffee. Oh the house a little creepy not gonna lie.

Can I turn the light on? Oh the light is on? That's what it looks like with the light in here? What room is this? Okay the door automatically shut, relax. Okay. Dude, that looks like Kitty almost.

Look at that! W Kitty, man! Let's keep going. Yo, we, what's up with the sound effects, the growling action? Okay, this neighborhood kind of a vibe, I ain't mad at it. Yo, we what's up with the sound effects the ground action

Okay, this neighborhood kind of a vibe. I ain't mad at it. It's a little ominous and it's giving back rooms just a tad but

Ain't nothing in the mail. Okay, let me go back in the That's the best billboard I've ever seen in my life. Noodle action?

Oh man!

Go back into Korea. Alright, let's make some coffee. This is very ominous, and I'm slightly uncomfortable right now.

Okay, what is this?

Bad ideas, I? Oh, this is the garage. Okay how did you park like that in here? Okay where do I take out coffee grounds? Where we got the coffee grounds at? Oh we got some silverware. Okay that's pretty neat. Uh where are the coffee grounds?

Found them. Coffee grounds! Buddy, can you, can you, can you stop?

I got the coffee.

Work at your desk. Okay, I seen the desk room already. It was upstairs. It was kind of not a vibe, but I'll go anyway. Hey, that's oddly close to the edge. You're gonna wind up spilling that and burning yourself, by the way.

Oh, drink coffee? Okay God Lee is gone. Now to get down to business. Really nothing? Yeah but hey that's okay though because you don't really want a job and This is y'all's worst nightmare Look at what I gotta do fine job

Gg

Job wait, what does that say? Job job application you could that say? job job Application you could get a job at job Apply today for your favorite job position at job job requires 30 years of job experience and a master's degree in job Half the chat just died here in that but that's fine

Yo Bridget with the five Thank You Bridget with the five yo Meg D scallion with 5,000 bits W Meg D scallion with the 5,000 bits My son's about to turn to he loves your kitty shirt. I bought it was a surprise I see the glow in the dark eyes at bedtime, and he loves it Thanks for laughing even on stream. Yo, W Meg D scallion for real appreciate that Meg D scallion Okay, best squidward. Thank you Okay, let's go check the mailbox even though I already did that but you know whatever

Maybe something got dropped off in the 5 minutes I was in the house.

Uh oh.

Oh I thought that was going to be a job telling me I could come work over there. Yo Bridget with another 10 thank you. Hello dear it's been a while since you called, so I figured I'd send you a message the old-fashioned way. I tried calling your phone, but it went straight to voicemail.

I hope you're doing well. Your dad and I started a book club. He doesn't seem that interested in it, but at least he shows up. I hope your job is going well. Call me anytime, mom. Hope your job is going well.

We got laid off. What you gonna do, tell her?

Call any time, tell you what.

Whatever I should eat.

Okay, you are starting to really annoy me. I'm not gonna lie, you are really starting to annoy me, big dog. Like you are doing, you are doing way too much Bubba Can I could I lock the door cuz I feel like somebody gonna run up in here. What we gonna make? What do we got? Absolutely not

Bro, I can't take whatever that is. I gotta take the fruit. What I'll the? I'll make a drink. Man! Oh, making a smoothie? Yummy. Reheat leftovers. Oh, is that what this is? Okay.

What kind of leftovers is this? I can't tell. Heat it in the microwave?

A'ight.

Heat it in the microwave. A'ight. Heat in the microwave. Best sound in the world incoming. Ain't that a beautiful sound? Ain't that just a beautiful sound chat, huh? Let me tell you Okay, this taking a long time I'm not gonna lock in this hurry up I'm hungry Chat I got a feeling we're about to get like jump-scared cuz everything is a little bit too peaceful at this very moment

You know what? I mean? That's a problem. Oh My goodness hurry up I'm hungry You know what I'm gonna go look in our backyard while that's okay. I can't Wow never mind

So does everybody share the same backyard cuz I don't see a back door. Oh, maybe they're what well, no Is it done? Oh, it's done. Let's go. I

Think everybody does share the same backyard. I don't like this. Okay, open. Yummy.

Place on the table. This is ominous, man.

Eat!

GG.

Ugh.

Nah, see, I'm not really, nah. I'm not really messing with that. I'd rather have a bowl of noodles, but that's all right.

Hmm.

I should try and relax a bit.

That's all you've been doing. Crash on the couch, okay. We need some curtains on these windows. Yo, Brand with the five, thank you. Can we turn some curtains on these windows Yo brand with the five. Thank you Yeah Test Cooker! The only microwave with a built-in screen! No way! It's sleek, it's shiny, and it's affordable! Get yours ad-supported for free!

No way! So if you get it with ads, you can get it for free! You just gotta watch ads! Time to call it a day. What you mean I was about to watch that? Man, I was watching that, bruh! Alright, let's put this in the sink. Throw out the trash.

Am I gonna throw this bowl in the trash? Is that like a styrofoam bowl or something? All right. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, platter with the, all right, thank you. Okay, let's throw this in the trash.

Chat, y'all, you know what I'm realizing? Like, where's all my neighbors at? Nobody, like nobody's anywhere hopefully i better luck tomorrow yeah hopefully i don't like this guy's attitude he seems like he's way too nonchalant he thinks he's just too cool for everything why is the fridge door outlined all right we're going to bed. Night, night.

Oh, that's the bathroom, my bad. Okay, here we go.

You're going to bed at 6 p.m., I'm assuming?

What? GG. I need coffee. Dude, I, bro, can you stop talking, man? Like, oh my goodness, dude. I can't, I can't, bro. Wait, they changed the billboard outside?

That was the same ad that was on the billboard outside.

I mean, I don't know what's going on. I mean, I don't know what's going on.

I mean, I don't know what's going on. Wait, they changed the billboard outside? That was the same ad that was on the TV last night for the microwave. They really want me to get that microwave, huh? Why is he always waking up at night? I don't know why it's always dark outside.

That is a good question

Did that billboard change to no it didn't

Okay, the billboard directly across the street from the house

Change to that microwave ad All right, let's make a coffee real quick y'all know the drill

Already know where it's at. We only got one one more bag left we have to go to the store soon he's night shift maybe big dog he ain't got no job he got fired here we go work at your desk and by work it means go look for more jobs did my mug say that before check email here we go that's only like a cup of mud to get you going or whatever that said. Uh huh. Okay. Yeah.

Seriously? Not even one follow up?

Hey! You need to relax, buddy! Mallwart! Oh my goodness! We'll see you in court! Wait, what? Do you want to be paid next to nothing for the worst job ever? Lucky for you, Malwart is here. At Malwart we have a slow, boring opportunity for you. Pay starts at minimum wage, yes gas prices alone will make the pay negligible, but think of all that job experience. You'll be simultaneously overworked and underworked. Long boring hours

next to high intensity stressful rushes. I mean hey, it sounds like Walmart. Y'all remember I told you my buddy link worked at Walmart It was the worst thing ever. Do y'all remember that? Dude, I don't know if anybody here works at Walmart Bro, my buddy link told me he worked at Walmart dude. It was like the worst thing ever. Y'all remember I told y'all that story Dude, you gotta do that chant. It was like three, two, one, Walmart. You had to like chant Walmart action.

I didn't do that. Did I do that? Chris, you in here? Nah. I don't know why I did that, I just seen the opportunity and I did it. Okay, let's go check the mailbox. Is something going to happen here? Because I feel like something's different than it was a minute ago.

Okay. Is something gonna happen here? Cause I feel like something's different than it was a minute ago.

Okay.

Sell me your fridge. Chromacorp wants your household appliances. But what if I need a fridge steal? What a silly question. The all new Chromatic Corporation Content Cooler is an ad supported replacement completely for free.

Yo Galactic with the 10, thank you. I worked at Walmart for two and a half years and I couldn't even get a couple weeks off to visit my sick grandparents, so I quit.

See?

Sounds like Walmart, Bubba. Yo, they really pushing these ads right here, too.

First they fire me, now they want my fridge.

Oh, we work for them. Oh yeah, you're right. Make dinner. Buddy, I fear you're right Make dinner, buddy I fear that we have nothing for dinner here because we ate the last of whatever we had yesterday And I know you ain't went to the store buddy. It's over No, no chat y'all seen it too were these lights here yesterday? I'm tweaking. Yay, smoothie! Yummy! What do I

have lying around? Check cupboard. Oh, we never need anything else.

Oh, what the?

Why are you acting like that's something that's just a last resort? This is the first thing I'd be getting.

Noodle time!

Man, I love me some noodles, Chad. Let me tell you. I mean, let me tell you. No water. Yeah, this dude about to burn the house down. We didn't even put no water in him.

It's over. This thing about to be smoking. No hot sauce. Now you put in the hot sauce after it's done. Do I feel like somebody's watching me? Don't y'all get that feeling too

Chad? I feel like I'm being watched. So we get fired from this place and now all of a sudden they're putting advertisements everywhere. I don't know about this. You're on the Truman Show? Bro, it low-key does give some Truman Show vibes a little bit. Oh my goodness, some noodles.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Yeah, this y'all's man's though. Golly, y'all so corny. Shhh. Crash on the couch. This dude does the same thing every day. I mean I ain't hatin'. I am hatin'. No I don't like this guy. He's trying too hard with the, you know what I mean.

Watch TV.

Another ad? Tired of your boring refrigerator? Try the microwave. Watch TV another ad

Would you get one of these fridges if you had to watch ads for it But it's for a camera A camera? It's the future of refrigeration! And you can get one on the house! Just send us your own refrigerator and not only will we pay you, we'll send you an ad-supported refrigerator completely for free! No, chat, free refrigerator but you have to watch ads every- Hey, watch what-

Enough of that for the day.

But you have to watch ads every time you open it. Would you do it? For free, Ski. You just gotta watch an ad. No. Alright, let's throw out the trash again. I don't know how we got that much trash from yesterday.

That don't seem right.

Okay.

Throw this away.

I wish he did ASMR. can you stop I need a bigger trash can. I guess I'm gonna go to sleep. I guess I'm gonna make me something to eat. I'm gonna try to find me a job.

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Now they're, now they want my TV? How they putting up a new billboard every day? How much money they got? Oh Lord. Is this targeted advertisement? Hey, I got real bad news for this guy. This is the last bag of coffee chat. Yo Archie with the five

Thank you, and I'm out of coffee. Yep. You are deserve not gonna lie Coffee machine about to break to that thing don't sound good work at your desk okay let's go do some some more work and as well by work it means that search for jobs again? Yeah, but not me.

Unless I just make a fake name and reapply and deal with them again.

Damn you with that promise of a bonus.

You might as well. You ain't got no other option right now. He ain't got he ain't got no option right now.

What does that say? Oh my goodness! Oh no! Oh Nah That's crazy chat, let's hope we got a job. Do you think we did? Let's hope we got a job

Yo the debt yo, you're about to get I'm not gonna lie dev you probably gonna wind up getting sued cuz Because look here you done said

mall wart

And Buddy I mean chat everybody in here knows what this is right here It's over It's over. It's over for bro. You know what I do really appreciate? You skipped that one number between the three numbers that you have on this page. Thank you so much.

Thank you. It's almost like you went out of your way to skip that one number. And know what I appreciate that I do We got a message from a T and a not a T and T It's a T and a in case a T and T's watching. I don't know what's going on This ain't got nothing to do with me. This is a T and a this is something else

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personal experience with this right here. You want to know what was one of the worst companies to be a customer of for like 20 years? Dadgum Dish Network. Dude, my parents had Dish Network for oh my goodness, I don't know, oh my goodness, I don't know how many years my parents had Dish Network

for. They did not care about you at all. I'm talking, they was like a 20 plus year customer. All these, all these TV providers wonder why they got replaced by all these streaming services because y'all didn't care about nobody being a customer for y'all for autumn years I just kept bumping up the price. I didn't care how long y'all's a customer and now look at y'all

Look what happened in the end. All y'all are relevant now. That's what y'all get do not go live Same thing with direct TV too because my grandma was a direct TV user She uses streaming stuff now too but my granny was always direct TV and we was dish Network direct TV did my grandma the same way now all y'all ain't got no customers no more that's what you get bro anyway this had to go off and I was supposed to pay this

because what they did they thought they was a mortal chapter like all man we're the only two big companies with a TV service we're gonna do whatever we want to cuz we cuz they ain't got no other option now all of a sudden these streaming services popped up then y'all got cooked and that's what you get. Another ad already. True but now streaming services suck now too

free contraption completely for free want some quick cash the salesman

not giving it to those chroma corp con men but it's not a bad idea i'll see if i can sell some stuff on Face Novel flea market. I guess the TV can go.

Face Novel? But no, y'all right though. Streaming services have sucked all the joy out of watching sports or anything out of what it Bro back in the day when you had like dish network or something like that You could just turn on and there would be sports right there now every game like oh, there's a game on tonight

Let me watch it. Oh, I don't have this streaming service. Let me download it real quick download do a subscription Oh, what's the wins the next game? Come on Why is the next game on a whole different stream? It's it's you might as well not even watch nothing There's really no point in watching anything because you have to jump from streaming service to streaming service to watch to watch literally anything Like you know, I just watch TV. You need Hulu for this game.

You need Amazon Video for this game. You need Fubo for this game. ESPN for this game. YouTube TV Premium Edition for this game.

It's like bruh! I just want to watch somebody shoot a three-pointer.

We got to take a photo of this TV. We got to sell this thing. Times are tough. This is not a good angle. We got to get the full thing in there. Turn it sideways.

Bro, we got to back all the way over here? Okay, this is good, this is good right here. You selling this thing for 100? You could get at least two out of it, what? Buddy, what's 100 gonna do right now? It is what it is.

It's not like the blender will get much use

if I have no fruit.

You're gonna sell the blender too? What you gonna sell this for? Ten dollars? I mean, that's alright. I'm not mad at that. But if that's a Ninja blender, you're getting scammed. Coffee maker too. Buddy what? ninja blender you're getting scammed coffee maker to buddy what buddy what we ain't gonna have nothing left okay hopefully that sells I doubt it make dinner I fear there's nothing in here GG how am I

gonna make dinner we ain't got all its noodles again they're mine we still got some noodles put these things in the microwave yep Sell the fridge? You know what's crazy? That's probably gonna be next. That's actually probably, you know what's coming after that? The car.

Might as well go ahead and sell it too. It ain't like we going anywhere

Hey, you know what I mean might as well Take a peek outside real quick. See what see what's going on make sure things all good We haven't been jump scared yet, but I will say this has a ominous That billboard changed who? Every billboards.

All the billboards are changing! I'm scared! Somebody said sell the billboard, true. Let's eat dinner, yay!

Holy... that was fast. That's $100, plus. Holy, that was fast.

That's $100, plus 100, we're good. We got to take it outside? That sold too? Oh my goodness, everything sold. We're up $155. These gonna get cold though, you don't want to eat them right now?

I mean, I guess. Goodbye TV. These gonna get cold though, you don't wanna eat them right now? I mean, I guess.

Goodbye TV. Are you seriously grunting it's a flat screen? Those things weigh like 10 pounds. This y'all's got to. You struggling with a flat screen. Thought you was tough, bud. Blender out. I don't think whoever's buying these is going to be comfortable with us just laying them by the road like that. You know what I mean?

I don't, I don't, I don't know. Okay, where do I put this at? Oh, right here, okay. Chad, if you bought a TV off somebody somebody they had it sitting by the road like that with no box No, nothing. You'd be kind of mad right like at that point. I'd see that and be like, oh, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna not even get it

I'm gonna keep on driving Not for actually yeah, you're right if you're getting a big flat screen for a hundred dollars, I actually wouldn't be mad Excuse me? That's the guy from the commercials. That's the guy right there. Why is he watching me?

Peachy with the 10, thank you.

And noodles are probably cold now, but whatever.

Hey, I tried to warn you, big dog. Don't say I didn't try to warn you, because I did.

I tried, didn't I?

Didn't I say they're going to get cold?

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Meow. Meow meow meow meow.

Meow. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

I'm trying to get the thing out. Peachy with another 10, thank you.

Clean up, okay. Throw out the trash. Let's go throw the trash out. I didn't even see them. See who? Oh whoever took them? Well yeah you was in there on your phone no wonder. Chad we know somebody's watching us now for real because we saw them around the corner at the neighbor's house

Chat we dead? R.I.P

You know what I want to do real quick I want to walk and see how far this neighborhood goes. GG.

Ike shouldn't have. Wait which house is mine? Oh yeah my house is the one with the lights on in the garage. Does it go forever? Oh, no. Yo, Arnie with the five, thank you.

Hey! You can't be in here!

GG, you really gonna go to bed after that? He's taking over our lives. Chad, he's taking over.

Come on, today's the day.

You ain't getting no job. He can't have no coffee this morning. Chad, he can't have no coffee this morning because he sold the coffee maker. It's over. Okay, before we go, before we go to the desk real quick, let me make sure nothing creepy going on outside.

Billboard changed again, but that's expected. They advertising that energy drink like crazy.

What?

Wait, what? This was not here, was it? Bite me, Chroma. There's gotta be literally anywhere else I could work. Big dog, we ain't got no options. You might as well go ahead and reapply. Might as to go ahead and

Might as well go ahead.

Reapply. I better get an interview from that. I cooked but you did not cook. Stop. Yo, Glears with the 25 gifted. Give me some Ws for Glears with the 25 gift. Appreciate

that. Glears W W, Gliz, for real, thank you.

W, Gliz, I appreciate that, man. Thank you, Gliz. Check mailbox, let's see if we got a job yet, chat. Maybe we did, probably not. Cross your fingers. Urgent, there is a balance of $1,098 on your account. Please visit your care portal to pay.

Failure to pay this balance within the next 30 days will result in debt consolidation. I'm not sure what that means. Your health is very important to us. Please make a payment at your nearest convenience.

GG.

We ain't got the bread.

I had kidney kidney stones you mother Okay, whatever what's the point of insurance if it doesn't do anything for you seriously

They do be tripping for real let's go sit on the couch Too bad we can't watch TV. Bro you didn't, we sold the TV and didn't give them the remote.

No, no, no, I don't.

I'm not working for you. I don't want to!

Okay, the most insane thing just happened. Uh, me and Pear were forced to-

Okay.

Are you tired of not having a job?

Tired of your boring refrigerator?

NO I'M NOT SELLING IT!

Try the brand new Chromatic Corporation Content Cooler! NO I'M NOT SELLING IT!

NO! No! You know what, screw it, I need the cash. How bad could an ad-supported fridge be?

No!

Here you go, Chroma. Bake my fridge. It's yours.

This is a scam. Oh my goodness. How much are they giving me for the frizzers? It's just a trade in.

Buddy, come on.

Oh wow, I can barely move. You ain't got a dolly. We ain't never gonna make it. Hold on I'll be there in about 30 minutes. Just a little side note, moving things out of a house or into a house, like appliances and furniture, is like one of the most annoying processes ever.

Oh Lord, I ain't moving I can't get down the stairs we ain't moving Wait, we are moving. Slowly but surely. And I mean really slowly. I mean unbelievably slowly. We can only move backwards though. Y'all can tell we're making progress though right?

We are moving here. I feel like it's gotta be a bug once we get off the stairs I feel like we'll be able to move fast again up worked. We can only go backwards.'s literally the only option

you're having a good night y'all do night

yeah Okay, okay. That's done.

We got it.

Did they know I was swapping fridges?

How?

How did, what? How'd they deliver it not only that fast, but completely? I'm grabbing it through the window. Easy. Easy. Yo, Flame Princess with the five, thank you.

That's okay you can't move looking forward you gotta go sideways or backwards. Chat there's gonna be something wrong with this fridge they said this fridge has a camera in it by the way this is not good. Rewind Biz with fine, thank you.

The door will close on its own? Yeah, it's been doing that. I'm the salesman and I'm here to sell you on the deal of your life That's right Supported and that makes it free for you. I appreciate you read my bits. Thank you for that. Appreciate you

Hey, please comment with the five. Anybody can pass up on a deal like this. Freaky. Alright, I'm sold. No!

What are you doing? It's the all new chromatic corporation consumption tool. It's not a fork. It's not a spoon. It's not a spork.

His whole house is gonna be an advertisement. His whole house is gonna be an advertisement his whole house It came with the energy drink consumption tool. It's not a fork, it's not a spoon, it's not a spork, it's an entirely new... We only got two cup noodles left, this ain't looking good. Let me guess, after we're out of cup noodles he's gonna sell this and get the, and get their uh thing too. He's giving in to the advertisements. It's over! New from Chromacorp, it's the all new Chromatic Corporation consumption Oh Look what you've done. Oh my goodness.

Our whole house is going to be an advertisement. I see where they're going with this. He's sold because now he ordered the, what'd he order? Did he order something else? The TV, right Unplug it this was not worth it being free It's not a spork. It's an entirely new object. I should be used to how hot it is by now. Yes you should, but you're a simpleton so who knows.

Part of a well-balanced breakfast. Not used to a pregnant winner being 108 or 25.

New from Chromacore. It's the only... POV? You're in 2080 true was somebody at the window wait clip that was somebody at the window

Y'all got to be quicker with these clips man, what do I pay y'all for? Oh my goodness, dude Y'all should have a clip. I'm talking about just like that. Where'd a clip?

Yeah, I'll pay y'all. Y'all ain't know that? There was somebody at the window. You could just barely see a shoulder past the face cam. Look right above the face cam. Oh my goodness he's right there.

Look! He was in the window! Right there!

Oh, nah. GG. Not only are we giving in to all of his advertisements and buying all the products, he's stalking us now. He knows he's got us. The salesman got us, it's over.

He's won.

Ugh, bedtime. Yay. Our new TV's gonna be in tomorrow, yay. It's just gonna be in advertisement constantly too.

Oh, nah. GG.

GG.

GG, for real. There's a different... I don't want wanna do today. Buddy, you don't do nothing. Get a drink. We're getting that 700 milligram caffeine energy drink. I told you. I told you he was gonna sell his car. This company literally sells everything dude I

called it that car is clean though I'm actually not mad at that. Oh Lord! Wait, it's not playing an ad.

Oh Lord!

He made a mistake. Oh Lord. Oh Lord.

He made a mistake. Chat, he made a mistake.

Hey, you better relax!

It's okay. Today's just not your day.

That's it.

Tomorrow you'll get an offer.

Play... That's not your day. That's it. Tomorrow you'll get an offer. Play Chroma? They have video games too? Oh my goodness, what? They have everything! At least the refrigerator turned off. Where's the TV at?

I don't know but I'm lowkey glad it's not here because it's just going to play ads 24

7.

What's up it's Sigma Jeremy. This is my friend Philbert.

Look at how dist- The salesman is here! That's right! We have found you! What's up, it's Sigma Jeremy. This is my friend Philbert. Look at how dis- Wait a minute! A thousand? What? I... I don't... today and receive $1,000! Wait a minute!

A thousand?

What? I...

The salesman is here!

I don't...

Worth!

Worth!

Gotta do it. $1,000?

Worth!

Goodbye, old microwave. I'm gonna miss you. That microwave's been good to us chat. Check the mail box. They selling protein now. They sell VPNs, protein, video games, cars, household appliances, energy drinks, I mean oh my goodness.

Yo it's Tim. I see you're behind on this month's rent installment. I saw the news about Chroma laying everyone off. I get it, but I still need my money ASAP. If you can't get it to me by the end of the week, I'll sadly have to evict you.

I don't want to, but you know how it is. No hard feelings. You got three days. Good luck, Tim. Well, we're gonna have to sell that microwave for a thousand. The microwave has to go. It is what it is. You should probably use it first. Yeah, we do got a cup noodle left.

Hey, we about to get a thousand dollars from ordering that microwave though. Are we getting disgustingly scammed right now? Yes, we are. But is it necessary? I guess. I don't know. Chat, only two cup noodles left bro

Chat only two cup noodles

What the heck was that hello Hello? Hello? That's what I said. Hello? Don't play with me. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? don't play with me I'm uncomfortable

I'm uncomfortable

type one if you're uncomfortable that was very loud get my noodles thank you everything is just gonna get worse I don't know where the TV that we ordered is every his like I said Chad his whole house is gonna be an ad, and he's gonna sell the car. Seriously? Dude!

Oh.

Oh, that's right. Take out old microwave? Maybe we can scam him.

What if I keep, what if I keep my old microwave? You sold, big dog. Not gonna lie lie you sold

We have two more advertisements in the house, this is about to be bad Lord have mercy

Some goober just typed we never ordered a new TV we exchange it for the fridge he's looking real dumb right now. Just wrong. Why are you grunting picking up a flat screen when the microwave is legitimately triply as heavy as a flat screen TV? At least they're not playing advertisements. I don't want to jinx nothing but Watch TV, but I got a feeling I got a feeling that it's not gonna be like actual TV

This is their TV. It's just gonna be an ad. Chromacorp! Where the leaders in beverage, tech, appliances, vehicles, you name it, we got it! Visit the all new Chromacorp commercial store!

This place has taken over the world.

Come to the Chromacorp Grill for some delicious Chromacorp steak! Or maybe drink some Chromacorp water! Only $4.99. Visit today!

They've taken over the world!

KrobaKorp loves its customers. Hello, it's me, your trusty salesman. Whoa. Whoa! Hi! whoa hey Thank you for purchasing our product. Uhhhhhh! Feeling tired? Try the all new Chromatic Corporation Caffeination Can!

With just 700mg of caffeine, it's the perfect pick-me-up to start your day. This is bad!

Not even if you were pregnant when earning 128 or 20. This was a mistake Pillows?

Oh my goodness, there's billbo- There's billboards everywhere! Am I seeing things? I guess it's that time. Pregnant or nursing, we're underneath the age of 25. Uhhhhhh! Feeling kind? Kindy! GG. Yes, 2080 for real.

Ugh, what time is it? There better be a response in my email.

Doubt it. At this point, I highly doubt it. Chat, the advertisements are everywhere. This company has taken over the entire world. Everything, they're about to start selling houses too. They're about to start selling houses, too They're about to start selling air

Bro

Slappy with the five. Thank you Look at your shelf off to do it when I get up, remind me. UGH! I hate it here! I hate it! I played everywhere, everywhere! Buddy, you need to relax. What was on my shelf? No. That's the salesman figurine.

Oh, nah.

What?

Why is there a poster in my bedroom? What? Why is there a poster in my bedroom? No way my pillow changed too. My car.

What about my car?

Car's still the same. Okay.

That's good.

Chad, our whole life is being turned upside down. Yo, rate steel with the five, thank you. Please don't play ad. Thank you.

Ah, breakfast, the most important meal of the day. Nothing beats a nice bacon egg and cheese bagel. Ah, breakfast! The most important meal of the day! Shut up! I'm going back to bed. But first you gotta take out the pan, then the egg, then the bacon, then the cheese, then you gotta toast the bagel. It's a mess, I tell ya! That's why we're introducing the all-new Chromatic Corporation Consumption Concentrate!

Now in bacon, egg, and cheese flavor! No. No, no, it's taking over everything. He's everywhere. It's gonna be so much worse when he wakes back up.

Why'd the light go off?

That ain't happened before.

Ugh, my head. Feeling puny? Don't you wanna be a man like me? The salesman?

Introducing the salesman? Introducing the all new Chromatic Operation Protein Powder! Just six or seven scoops per day will have you gating in no time! Congratulations, you are pregnant with our baby.

Guys, it's me Sigma Jeremy, I lost the house. I spent-

I'm watching you.

WHAT?! Kidding! But your internet service provider is. That's why I'm here to introduce the all new Chromatic Corporation VPN. Perfect legal website for new content that's unavailable in your country. Buy now for just $69.99 a month. I'm asleep by 8pm on the dot. This blend of natural sleep aids may not be MTA regulated, but it is approved by Chromacorp's FBA or the Fun Drink Association.

Try it today! Do not use it if you are pregnant, 1-0, or 418 or 25.

Hey, it's Big Boom AJ, and Rumble Packets 5.

Big voice Big Boom!

What's happening? What is happening?

Lord have mercy, why is my power off? Why is the light off in here? Can I please turn it back on? Thank you. Chat, whole life got took over, it's bad. It's, this game is crazy. W game though, not gonna lie.

This is a crazy concept.

Bruh.

Check the mailbox.

Lord have mercy.

Oh lord.

Dear valued Chromacorp customer, it's me, the salesman, here to tell you thank you for your patronage. You have accepted three of our ad-supported products from the Chroma content line of products. For your patronage, we have selected you as a new test launch candidate for our total content package. We will send correspondence shortly. Thank you the salesman. Total content

package. What they gonna do replace my whole house?

Chroma Corp junk. I wonder if I can sue them.

Buddy, it's too late. You already bought something, and you probably entered into a contract that you didn't know about after you bought something, and now you're cooked.

You see that billboard? Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Oh Lord.

Make dinner, we ain't got nothing left to eat. Oh we got one cup noodle left, that's fine. Let me guess, the microwave is gonna play ads now.

This is the last one. It's a problem for tomorrow's me.

Buddy, you got more than just that problem. Surely the microwave's not gonna play an ad. Okay, good.

ChromaCorp wants you! The Chromatic Corporation is looking for a variety of positions in sales, marketing, programming, and more! Chromacorp is one of the fastest growing companies in the world and we need you to keep that growth coming! Apply now!

Oh man with the five

GG he's in too far already

He's already in too deep chat. It's not as good as gonna do

We're already getting the total content package on top of it. It's literally just a snowball effect now I just wanna eat my noodles man. I gotta be hearing things. No buddy I heard it too. Big dog I heard it too. Okay. Uh let's eat the noodles. Everything will be okay. He was in the crib. He was in the noodles. Everything will be okay.

He was in the crib. He was in the crib. The salesman was in the crib.

He gonna take my car!

Clean up. Let me guess, they're gonna start selling trash cans next. Wait for them. This is cinema. This is like a wait situation, not gonna lie. This is cinema right here. I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all.

And I gotta use the restroom anyway. Chat, stay locked in. I'm not gonna lie, this is cinema so here. I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all and I got to use the restroom Anyway, chat stay locked in this. I'm not gonna lie. This is cinema so far for real Hang out waiting on y'all you're welcome Hey, I'm waiting on y'all. Oh, I still got 10 seconds. Recap buddy, I didn't do nothing. I waited.

They back. Waited on y'all too. Throw out the trash.

Chat, you think they're going to start selling selling trash cans next would not surprise me at all. No jokes key

Dude the total content package is probably gonna replace everything we're gonna wake up the whole house gonna be one ass Oh my head is killing me. What even happened yesterday?

I don't feel like doing anything today.

Oh lord.

Wake up!

Wake up! Oh No!

No more ads, please!

No-ho-ho! I mean no more please door oh my goodness more books are being replaced oh my goodness he's everywhere! No! There's more ads! More posters! Chromatic Corp just gifted 5. They're sending subs now!

The shirts are, the shirts, everything's changing. Hello? Hello? No.

Hello? What the? Hello there! You're the... I'm talking! You can talk when I'm done!

Look, I'm gonna make this quick.

I know who you are. I know you used to work for us. And I have a proposition.

I know your financial situation.

So let's speak in private.

I'm gonna make this quick.

I'm gonna make this quick.

I'm gonna make this quick.

I'm gonna make this quick. I know you used to work for us. Mm-hmm. And I have a proposition. I know your financial situation. So let's make a deal. You can work with me, and I'll give you everything you need. You've already taken so many of our products. Why not a few more?

What do you say?

Do we have a deal?

No, thank you.

Oh, oh, oh. We can talk.

No.

No.

They gonna make me choose.

No, bro. I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a I'm going to go ahead and do that. Y'all voted yes. This is one of those instant classic games again. I'll never forget this game. This is crazy. I was not expecting this. I was wondering why it had so many reviews on Steam. Now I see why.

And it just came out today and it already had like 70 reviews. I was like, wait, that never happens.

Okay, y'all said yeah. This is all y'all. Whatever happens, guess what?

Or if there's gonna be like a save point, we can come back and like choose the other one and see what happens. Uh, fine. What do I have to lose?

Fine. What do I have to lose? The Liddies with the five, thank you.

I CALLED IT!

Hello?

I'm a-

This isn't funny.

I'm a slop consumer for a living! What do you want from me? The whole crib's a ad!

Still got the card out! I hate you! I hate Chromacorp. I hate this

Get me out of here It's over big doll Oh So he was

I'm the salesman. This is the credit box salesman. I'm the salesman here to tell you So he was just... This is the credit song, duh! I'm the salesman, these credits aren't that long, sale! I'm the salesman, this is the credit song, man! I'm the salesman, go tell every single person you know to buy this! Thank you so much for playing my game! Chromacorp loves you! Leave us a review, tell us how we did, and tell every single person you know to buy The Salesman today!

That was absolute cinema, wow. Oh, there's a day select! We can get the different ending, let's go! Nice. We can get the different ending let's go Nice oh No, we got to consume more slop first no I don't want no more sloth. I feel like doing anything today. No, please Please

W-game though actually this was crazy Every five minutes enjoy the most fun night you've ever had Just straight Somebody said this is our future. You know what you probably right

It's already all it's already almost like thisy salesman, here to tell you how proud we are that you bought- Call me.

GG. Alright, let's see what happens when we choose the other option now.

You ready?

What the?

Hello there!

You're the-

I'm talking. You can talk when I'm done!

Look, I'm gonna make this quick. I know who you are. I know you used to work for us. And I have a proposition. I know your financial situation. So let's make a deal.

You can work with me, and I'll give you everything you need. You've already taken so many of our products, why not a few more? What do you say? Do we

have a deal?

Oh, oh, oh, we can talk.

We're saying no this time.

Okay.

There's no way in hell I'm working salesman, this is the credit song. Salesman, I'm the salesman here to tell you so long. The salesman, I'm the salesman, this is the credit song.

You know what? I've better faith than the other one.

Look at all of the developers who made this game work. I'm the salesman, this is the credit song. Duh, I'm the salesman.

Game of the year!

The credit song that won sales. I'm the salesman Thank you so much for playing my game Scale of 1 to 10. What are we thinking chat? That was good That was actually a really person you know to buy The Salesman.

That was actually a really good, I was not expecting that. That was actually a really good game right there. Like no joke, Ski. Like for real, a good game right there. I am, that was really good.

I am, that was really good. W game for real, Ski.