The Skin Stapler…

Spooky time!

This game had some real good reviews on it so I got high hopes for it the skin stapler lock in chat you best get you a diaper on cuz it's spooky time Yeah

That is a bomb

Name of this game is The Skin Stapler. The reviews on it was real good so I got high hopes for it. Music hard, Ted. Tell me that music ain't hard. Yo. Yo, Gallop with 5, 5000 bits, W Gallop with 5000 bits. This game is extremely goaded and FYI, Laina Lazer is a playable character as well. Yo, Laina Lazer, the homie, not gonna lie, she cool, she goaded. This is the chat, y'all remember Massacre at the Mirage, that game? That game was absolutely, positively great. Same devs. And that game was like insanely good. Use toilet paper with the 10. GG.

Cinema? Journal log, February 23rd, 1984. Carrion City. Another night of rot, simmering under busted streetlights and dark alleyways. The streets are soaked in junkie sweat and bad decisions. Every corner consumed with vermin and vice.

Right. Every night, I ask myself the same question. How much farther can we fall? And now we got some freak carving his way through the city the skin stapler Leaves skin like paper trails the streets whisper fear and cover-ups. Me? I just whisper. Tuesday. This city's drowning in misery.

With everything else for sale, murder was just waiting for its turn.

Who am I?

The name's Dick, Detective Dick Slater. And I'm the only one keeping the filth from spilling over and drowning this city in its own sin. Waiter! Come in! Are you talking to yourself and your cruder again?

I don't owe you an explanation. What do you want? She's looking for you. Get down to the station.

Fine. Tell him I'm... on my way okay I got a text. Apparently if I see a hot dog pop up I need to hide the screen. I have no idea what that means.

Good old Carrion City, PD. It's all smell of stale coffee and disappointment.

This is cinema.

This is actually cinema.

Let's see what the chief wants this time.

So we're playing as a, oh, what's his name? The cop. Okay, can I turn the sensitivity down a little bit? This does, like the way it looks does remind me of Massacre at the Mirage.

Okay, mouse sensitivity, let's go like right here. That might be good. Oh my goodness!

Now it's too low? Are we for real? The skin stapler, that's crazy! Perfect. Okay, I'm gonna go like this.

I'm gonna go like this.

I'm gonna go like this.

I'm gonna go like this.

I'm gonna go like this. The skin stapler that's crazy

Perfect All right, we're playing as a cop so let's go in here bro got some more though not gonna lie

Dude, look at this. This look clean

Ground beef with the five thank you talk to the chief inside his office okay

so if I hit Q it shows the objective I appreciate that W devs thank you all right let's talk to the chief real quick Thank you. Alright.

Let's talk to the chief real quick. This is the police department? Looks like it's been abandoned for years. Yo, chief!

Hello Luna. I see they still have you babysitting the front desk. Luna!

You're late, again, Slater. I was starting to think you fell asleep in your cruiser again.

Sorry Luna. And yet, here we are. Yo bro got aura I'm not gonna lie. Some of us don't

get to disappear into the night. O'Brien's waiting for you in his office.

Oh okay. Lucky me. Yeah well let me buzz you in. See you around. Bye thank you!

I'm gonna go talk to the chief is it over here yo chief where you at chat why does this place look so messed up?

We're the chief!

Are you the chief?

Yo!

Slater!

Sir!

I mean, I mean, Detective Slater!

Sir!

Oh, we actually got aura. We got people calling us, sir

Elmer you hear any chatter about the stapler?

When a customer eats a hot dog Later on in the game cover the screen. it just looks it up and it's questionable. Yeah, that's why I gotta text something about a hot dog, if there's a hot dog, like, you gotta cover the screen. So apparently... Apparently there's something.

Uh...

Yeah.

Uh, no, sir. But I was just thinking, if you need backup or someone to ride along, I've been logging response types, radio codes, crime patterns. I could really help out there.

Nah, we're good, Elmer. Appreciate you, though, big dog.

These streets will chew you up and spit you out. You're a good kid, but your place is here, at the station. Um, I just don't want to push buttons forever. You don't want to see what I've seen. Just keep at it, kid. And let me know if you hear anything about the state-

Slater low-key to go, chat. Why you got so much aura Roger that?

Mr. Slater, I mean

detective

Bro, bro does think he's solid snake for real not gonna lie Yo, where is the chief at There's a lot of people in here. Why don't nobody, do we not got a janitor or something to clean this place up? Are you the chief?

Yes, still chasing ghosts, Slater. Someone has to.

What's the main character's name? Slater's his last name. I'll call them Richard

Yeah, just don't expect me to keep up anymore I've got a foot in the grave It could be worse most cops in carrion city never make it to retirement

Retirement with how corrupt this city is? I wouldn't be surprised if they kept me on my feet until I kill over in the streets.

I like all the characters so far though, they're actually kinda chill.

A feat we both share I'm afraid. It's not too late for you, dick.

But me?

Well, I'm getting too old for this. Hello. Way local crowd out of his trench coat. You miss me Slater?

Not even a little

shame. I got a real thankful man who looks like they got nothing left to lose.

Then aim lower.

Your loss. Lineal meter nestation.

Speaking of, I saw a strapping young man headed to the chief's office.

I'm sure you'll get your claws into him sooner or later.

Hopefully sooner than later.

If you talk to him, put in a good word for me, yeah?

Okay.

I'm not your wingman. Get help, Roxy.

Progest Aura Farming, man. Is this the chief's office? Yep, it is. Lock in.

Well, I'll be damned if I didn't ask you to finally show up Slater.

Dude this is cinema

If you want it punctual you should have hired a watch Who's the kid he looks too clean for this city

That's detective Robbie Knox transfer from

Robbie Knox, huh? Detective Slater, it's an honor. I've read every report you ever wrote. Your work on the Full Mooner case...

The what case?!

...in 79 was legendary.

Yeah, we might have to... we might have to... yeah, this is bad. We might have to turn the chat off, because this is gonna be bad

Yeah City was edging on total collapse back then But I put down that freak for good

You saved the city

Saved I Just delayed the inevitable Now we've got a new animal stalking these streets. Which is why you're gonna need help. The stapler's escalating and you're not chasing him alone.

Also, Robbie's my partner now?

Excuse me?

Knox is your new partner.

What?

You gotta be kidding me, O'Brien. You know I work alone. I can't be wasting time babysitting some new transfer. O'Brien? If you could give me a minute, gentlemen. Duty calls. Combs. Nom nom nom. Nom nom nom.

Nom nom nom. Oh yeah. Oh my god.

Nom nom nom.

Ah, that's better. Robbie, why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser?

I need to talk to him alone.

Roger that, chief. Why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser? I need to talk to him alone.

Roger that, Chief.

Hey, Robbie got some aura too!

Listen, dick. The mayor is so far down my throat about the stapler that I feel like I'm an undecent cocksfool. You're killing me, O'Brien. You don't get a vote on this. He's your new partner. Now get up there and catch me a killer. That's an order.

Dude, this is goaded so far, I'm not gonna lie. Objective updated, return to the cruiser outside. All right, chief, have a good one. Thanks for the talk. Y'all do need to clean this station up a little bit though. I don't know why it looks like it's abandoned in here.

You know what I mean? So our new partner is Robbie it's giving Batman and Robin vibes dude the other game the nightmare at the Mirage or massacre at the Mirage game that they made was an absolutely great game too they know how to make some games. Ain't no doubt about it.

Alright Robbie, look! Just want you to know I'm the boss! Detective Slater.

Rule one. You don't try and impress me.

I... okay.

Rule two. If things go bad, you stay behind me. Got it. Break either rule, I leave you at the curb.

Understood.

Yeah!

The quick fix.

What is that? Who is that? Another beautiful night in Carrion City. I get to spend it stuffing wieners into buns and regretting my life choices. Oh, are you, are we the employee at the hot dog shop?

So it switches from other POVs then. Tay-tay with a ten, thank you. But I don't regret you, baby. I'm not gonna let you go.

I'm not gonna let you go. I'm not gonna let you go. So it switches from other POVs then. Taytay with the 10, thank you.

It can't be... I'll be counting the days until then better head inside and start my shift Can't be that bad. This looks like a good place to work The jank wagon I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of clean

It's kind of hard. No joke. Okay, it's hideous, but still.

All right, let's get to work. Store kind of a vibe? Store kind of a vibe?

Objective updated. Answer the phone chat they sell cup noodles in here oh wait how do I get back there oh there's a door over here I'm gonna get fired I don't know what's going on

Okay, I'm overwhelmed right now not gonna lie Wait, okay, let's answer the phone

Hello Hello? This is Sinema! Get your fix at the quick fix! This is Hexy, how can I help you? Oh, hey boss. Sorry for being a few minutes late. I got stuck in traffic. Ground beef with the tin thank you Oh god! Oh no! I'm all raw still!

Are you calling me a m********* again?

Disgusting!

Oh no! I'm gonna get bored of it!

I'm gonna get all of it!

Alright, alright, calm down. I'll grab the meat from the back and make some fresh wieners. Just please stop calling me when you're in the middle of taking a crap. Oh, it was firing again!

All right, is it three in the morning? Oh, we working super late. Grab the box of mystery meat from out back. Okay, what's this room? Oh, this is the main area again, my bad. Frobro with the five. Thank you GG

GG GG I know the storage ain't back here is it where the health department at because what No! Ha ha. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I love jokes, especially the ones with the killer punchline! Cool. Great talk. You need something, or... My, my. I do have appetite. Buddy, if you're talking about the hot dogs, they aren't ready yet. I'm back in 20 minutes. Yeah

the best meals are worth waiting for

Just another night with another cream creep I hate this city facts

Let's get back inside get these hot dogs cooking Chat that was not jinx II man. Oh This is disgusting how have we not been shut down by the health department? This is actually disgusting I'm gonna get you!

I'm gonna get you!

I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! hot dogs be honest

dude that is nasty man

that might be human meat for real Wait, they actually don't look that bad. Put the wieners in the hot dog cart. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. I'm gonna go ahead and get this.

I'm gonna go ahead and get this. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. Hey youngster, let me get a... Okay. Hot dog.

Do I gotta cook it?

One second, sir! I'm new here for real. Do I gotta put everything on it? Chad do I gotta oh No, I didn't do it right that's a big old hot dog, how do I drop it sir?

No, no, is there a trash can how do I get rid of something you're holding? Why is it moldy? Uh, I don't know. Okay, get this cooking. Well, how do I toast a bun?

I'm panicking, I'm panicking.

I don't know where to toast the bun, sir. I need help. Is this the bun toaster? Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. tied with the five thank you okay boom okay let's cook another hot dog real quick I can't mess this up again the wiener the wiener ready alarm is gonna let us know I'm not hiding the screen yet bro I'm not gonna sit here play the whole game with the screen hit and I'll know if something's happening. Was nobody supposed to hold the screen hidden the whole time?

I'm tripping. Weaver is ready, Weaver is ready, Weaver is ready, it's done. Weaver is ready.

Okay, mustard and ketchup. Okay, boom, here we go.

Oh!

Relish. Is this the works?

That is a lot of stuff on the... Hot dog!

Here you go, sir!

Make sure nothing happens. ♪♪ ♪♪ Son with the five

all right hot dog coming right up! Let me get the blind toaster for you real quick. Yep, get the hot dog going. Boom! Multitasking, baby! Yep! You having a good day though? Okay, I'm just trying to make sure you're having a good day. Okay, you'll know when your hot dog's done when the wiener alarm goes off.

Listen for it, it's kind of cool.

Listen.

It's kind of cool when it goes off.

You want to hear it?

Listen.

Wiener is ready. Wiener is ready. Wiener is ready.

Wiener is ready. That's cool, ain't it?

Yeah, okay, I don't think... I'm just trying to make conversation, man. I'm just trying to make conversation, chat. All right, get ready for the most disgusting noise of your life. Oh, my tummy hurt okay relish the works and then a container boom there you go what are you doing okay all right you're good.

Have a good night, ma'am. Thank you. I don't think I want to work here anymore. I must, I must know You know, I wonder who did that voice acting right there because that that's crazy. I don't know how much you paid him But it wasn't enough Right. Oh, no, it's the creepy guy from outside

What are you doing here man you You coming to kill me or something?

Man.

What's up sir?

Hello again.

Are you the proprietor of this fine establishment?

I'm gonna act like I know what that means, but yes.

Oh crap, you again? Proprietor? Dude, I don't know what that means. I just work here.

Facts!

Did you come in to get one of those famous quick fix wieners? Well, I do love a nice piece of flesh, but I'm in the mood for something a little more unique.

Can we just acknowledge this is the skin stapler serial killer right here in front of us? Like why are we not turning them in?

Well, if you aren't here for a wiener, what do you want? It seems I'm a little low on supplies.

Do you happen to carry any staples?

They might be over there in the hardware section sir or something I don't know

Why do you need staples this late at night

You could say I'm working on a little art project.

Okay, yeah, go to the hardware section. There might be some over there.

Whatever, man. It's none of my business.

I think we have some on the back shelf over there by the toilet.

Ah, perfect. Thank you.

I'll be seeing you again real soon.

Where the bread at, big dog? You ain't gonna pay?

He gonna pay?

Is he just staring at me? What the? He just lullered. What? What did he go? How you doing? What can I get for you? I've been waiting all day to get my hand, okay.

Coming right up.

Get the bun toasting. There we go, let's wait for the wiener alarm to go off. One second. There you go. The wiener about to be done. Hang on, listen for it.

Behind you.

Quit playing.

Weaver is ready. Weaver is ready. Weaver is ready. Weaver is ready. Weaver is ready.

Weaver.

All right, ma'am, I'll get you everything going right here. Cover your ears real quick, ma'am. It's about to get nasty up in here.

Ah!

It's about to get even nastier, hold on. Cover your ears one more time! Okay, put that in the box. There you go. Please eat this normally. You can also take it home with you.

Thank you, you have a good... Have a good night. What did I just walk into? The quick fix grocery store. How you doing?

Okay, okay, yes sir, coming right up. One second. Let me get that bun toasted. Boom, got that going. Let me get the hot dog on right there. You having a good day? I hope so. You know they say we got the best hot dogs in town, you know what I mean? Uh, yeah. People come here and buy these things all the time. One second.

What is this game? Game of the Year is what it is. No doubt about it.

Sweezer is ready. Sweezer is ready. Okay, here we go. Let me get the mustard and ketchup. Relish. The works.

Hot dog box. Boom. There you go, sir. Come on, man. What is going on in this town? Hey these hot dogs must be good though because that's the only thing people are buying in here. You know what the crazy part is? We got these hot dogs.

They were just sitting outside in the rain by the way. Look at them when they're uncooked. There's something wrong with these things. These people are going to die. Wait where'd that person just go that came in here on their mind how you doing you doing okay hey I can see you hey hey it's shrimp Queen what Hey. Heya, Shrimp Queen. What? It's comfort food. Don't judge me.

Oh, she got some cup noodles!

No judgment? Better than these wieners I'm selling. You don't want to know what's in them.

Actually, I do want to know, because I'm curious.

You should see some of the stuff I've scraped off the floor at gutters end.

Gutters end. Is that like a bowling alley or something?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Dude, the voice acting in its game is top notch, by the way. Like actually everybody could.

We are both living the dream. Hey, you on your break?

One day we'll get out of this dump. Yeah, I gotta get back soon

I mess with it. What is that shrimp flavored noodle? See I got a problem. Yo Blair. I got a problem Blair Okay, why would you get shrimp flavored noodles when there's beef right there? That that's the only problem I got anyway right there that's the only problem I got anyway

how much I owe ya you know what I'll cover it for you don't worry about it this one's on me I'm feeling a little

shrimp pathetic tonight Oh, you should be arrested for that one.

Thanks, Hexie.

Facts.

I'll see you later. Facts, not gonna lie. Have a good shift, one. Thanks, Hex. He's back. I'll see you later

Have a good shift Blair bye Blair. Have a good one. Thank you W Blair wait You're the killer staring at her. He's right there Don't you dare lower down again.

Don't you dare! Bro, dude, she better not die, bruh.

Wiener is ready.

Wiener ready?

We ain't cooking no wiener.

Wiener is ready.

Oh my god!

Dude!

What the f*** is your problem?

It's a wiener. I'm getting pretty sick of your sh**. I think you better leave before I make you're a skin stapler. I'm getting pretty sick of your.

I think you better leave before I make you.

That did not sound intimidating at all,

I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, that might be fun. I did see something I liked very much,

but it's no longer here.

What?

I can see this establishment doesn't employ the brightest. No. But anyways, I'll be on my way, my tattooed friend.

Yeah.

Thanks for shopping at the quick fix.

He better not kill Blair, bro. I'll be so mad.

By the way, you might want to check out the restroom.

The toilet is quite clogged.

Hehehehe.

No.

Did bro take a doon-doon? You gotta be kidding me.

I can't check the toilet

Bro he better not kill Blair for real I'll be hurt Now I need to fix the toilet just what I needed

It can't be that bad right? Like we played all the poop killer games, surely the toilet can't be that bad. I don't want to know what that is

Great that weirdo clogged Just what I needed

I better grab the plunger eddie with the five. I'm kind of glad I can't see whatever's in here

Not gonna lie. Is this the plunger? Oh my goodness. Look at the bucket that it's in. Why you hold it like that? That's not how you use a plunger. Roger. Bro's got his left foot on the toilet seat for extra leverage.

Big dog.

Kaylee with the five, thank you. What are you doing?

This stupid thing isn't working.

Dude, get your face away from it! What's happening?

What the...

What is that sound?

Dude, can you stop? That is disgusting. Gutters and bowling alley. Wait, that's where Blair said she worked at. that I better head inside and talk to Lucas. Hey, we got my Yeah, shrimp is actually insane. You are crazy Yeah, GG

Bro GG Bro

You ain't getting my cup noodles buddy, okay, you better go somewhere shoot. Oh Wait, we're right across the street from the uh, the quick fix. Okay, so this ain't like a cross town or nothing Buddy get out of here, man. Yeah, it's over. Chat, I'm be hurt if Blair dies for real, bruh. Oh my goodness, this place ain't getting no customers. Dude look at the state of this place bro.

Hello?

Dude it would be so cool if you could play pool. Is this my co-worker?

Yo!

I don't need to go behind the counter yet? Okay that's fine. Hey when do I get to eat my noodles for real? Not gonna lie Blair gotta be my favorite character so far just cause she got some cup noodles. Like actually that's how much I like noodles No joke

Yo big dog, oh look at that Lucas fell asleep at the register again perfect opportunity

Jeez Blair what? Jeez, Blair, what the f***?

That's what you get for sleeping on company time.

I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes.

You were literally snoring, I could hear you from the front door.

Bro got strep though.

God, who cares?

Anyway, we haven't had a customer in hours. This place is dead. I don't know how it stays in business.

This is exactly what I sound like when I start yelling too much and I try to talk on stream. I sound the exact same way.

I think the owner's using it to launder money.

Honestly, wouldn't shock me. Anyway, I'm about to clock out.

Alright, Lucas such a nice guy. W Lucas, man.

Cool, let me nuke this cup of nudies, and then you can go pass out somewhere else.

Cup of what? Cup of what? Wait, did Blair just- Oh, the actual Blair just typed in the chat. Hey, you did a great job, not gonna lie. You did a great job. I'm crying cause you said I'm your favorite lol.

No you did really good, not gonna lie. Everybody, all the voice actors cooking in this. But yeah, you was wrong for going with shrimp though, not gonna lie, everybody, all the voice actors cooking in this. But yeah, you was wrong for going with shrimp though, not gonna lie, you crazy. You crazy for going with some shrimp actually. You should've went beef or something. What a microwave that, is it back here?

What a microwave that, Lucas! That just goes to show you, bro bro how much that adds to a game Rather than like cheaping out and using like AI voice acting or something when you got actual people doing it, bro That's like half the game. I'm telling you. Oh This gotta be it right here Oh Lord why is everything just dirty nobody cleans nothing. Oh, we know where that hot dog came from

Look at the microwave you go clean it out right Blair. No, you don't know water

I'll come back for this later. I should go tell Lucas he can go

Lucas gonna be dead when we go back, huh? I got a bad feeling right now. I got a bad feeling actually. I hear footsteps. What's happening?

Lucas? Lucas? Lucas? Lucas? Lucas?

Lucas?

Lucas? Lucas?

Lucas? Lucas? Lucas? Lucas? Lucas? You had me scared for a second. I thought something bad was actually gonna be happening to you, Lucas. I'm glad to see you for real. All right, man, look, you're good to go. I'm gonna start my shift.

All right, Lucas, you can get out of here.

Yep.

Sweet, thanks, Blair.

There are a few things I didn't get a chance to do.

Like what?

Oh, what? I can't believe I'm getting roped into doing your job. Facts! What needs to be done?

We'll call it even for scaring me. Uh, one of the ball feeders is jammed with a ball. Can you get it loose?

I do not know how to do that. I'm gonna get my hand chopped off.

After that, there are a few balls that need polishing and some shoes that need to be deodorized.

Lucas, come on man. Okay, that's fine.

You couldn't even polish the balls? It's like the easiest thing to do here.

Hey!

Listen, Blair, the only balls I'm polishing tonight are my-

Hey! Yo, Lucas! Get out of here, man! Lucas, leave!

Wow, Lucas. Just wow.

Facts!

Catch you later, Blair.

What's the objective? Investigate the... The ball feeder. Wait, we have a problem. I gotta go get my cup noodles because this is cup noodle science for you right here.

If you, cup noodles take like two, two and a half minutes to cook. And the thing with noodles are, if you leave them sitting for more than like three minutes, they soak up all the water and they're inedible. So by the time we go check this ball feeder thing

and go back to our noodles, our one cup of noodles that we brought are gonna be ruined. So we need to go get the noodles first, eat them and then do this. But our noodles are gonna be ruined

by the time we get back. They was already ruined anyway cause it was shrimp, but still. Anyway, let's go investigate this I'm scared bro. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. Hey if it works it works! Oh my Holy crap, I'm glad I wasn't standing in front of the feeder. That's would have been dead and gone I'd better head behind the counter and polish those balls. Yo Blair. Can you relax? What about a star clapping cuz I thought we was getting my noodles, man!

You know what? No. The game wants me to go do something else. I'm gonna override what the game wants. And I'm gonna go back here. I'm gonna check my noodles real quick. I fear you got me messed up. Buddy, there is going to be nothing left of those cup noodles by the time we get back. Alright, let's do my job.

Dude!

All bros thinking about is them noodles. Can you blame me?

Noodles are great.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. What do you want, bro?

Hello there. Welcome to Gutter's End.

Well, hello!

What a lovely little establishment this is.

With an adorable little creature running it.

GG.

Creature? Do you want to purchase a lane

or am I going to have to call the police?

Hey, let's go ahead and call them right now because this dude's a serial killer. He's a skin stapler.

I am here to purchase an experience.

Right. Well, well...

Somebody said Joker from T-Mobile.

Imperlain.

So direct! I like that.

Sharp, clean, like a fresh cut.

Alright, just go play your game.

Thanks, I think. Let me ask you a question.

Have you ever felt like you were wearing a costume you just can't take off? No,

he's gonna skin her alive and staple her skin, because he's the skin stapler skin because he's the skin stapler

you mean like my work uniform sure let's call it that I don't get paid to answer weird questions. Either buy a lane or get out. Facts.

Ah, no need to be a bully, darling.

I'll take lane six, thank you.

I don't want him in here, Chags. How am I gonna vibe at work if he's in here? Is he just gonna sit there creep Is he just gonna sit there and watch me

Oh, this is kind of cool. Wait what?

Hold up. Y'all let him think dirty!

Yo Scottspeak with a thousand bits, hey voice of Lucas here, haha hope you're enjoying the demo.

Yo W Lucas man.

I think all the voice actors lowkey watching, I remember when I played the last game for this dev they was watching too. Go to dev actually W Lucas to Not a lot of voice actors killed it for real

I

W-dells for getting the voice actors to Another one Chad the fact that he's just sitting here watching us is so creepy. Can you go on somewhere?

I'm just going to go bowling.

Man, we need a blicky or something. Is this a real method right here, Chad? This looks like it's real. I don't know if anybody's ever worked at a bowling alley, but is this real? I feel like it is. Oh my. That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Dog!

They got hit with ads. I'm gonna pause it for them because this is cinema. I gotta use the rest- tell them I'm waiting for them. I gotta use the restroom anyway. Tell them I'm waiting.

This game is cinema! I gotta use the restroom. Tell them I'm waiting for them. I gotta use the restroom anyway. Tell them I'm waiting.

This game is shit, I'm out! Hey, they're about to be back in five seconds. Tell them I waited.

I've been waiting!

I'm going with two scoops of my mom's flavor W mom Yo to all you goobers that just got hit with ads I waited on y'all Hey To all y'all goobers, that's a hefty scoop right there. To all you goobers that just got hit with ads, I waited on y'all. Snaps with the 500.

Let me get some water in this thing real quick. Hold on.

Yeah. real quick. Hold on! Yeah!

I needed an excuse to use the restroom and make me some drink anyway, so we good.

Eh! Eh! Eh!

Yo, Lucas in real life just gifted 5. W Lucas man aka scotch pig I appreciate that bruh. Man that's goaded bruh. W Lucas with the 5. Zimz with the 5 as well.

Alright lock in.

Yo, Michael with 1500 bits, thanks for checking out the demo and for playing Massacre at the Mirage. Can't thank you enough. Yo, that's the dev from the, that's the dev from this in Massacre at the Mirage. I told you they was watching.

W viewer and yo y'all actually killing it for real. Y'all making some of like the best horror games like out there right now. No joke y'all actually killing it. Massacre of the Mirage was generational too. And so was this. And in case y'all missed it before y'all got hit with ads, bro went from sitting over there

to creeping up on us like this and I am concerned. Very concerned. What's with the hot dog eating? Don't even question it yo heart with the five thank you dude it's crazy i make a living using a keyboard i have to look down to see

which one w a s and d is Alright, time to clean the stinky shoes.

No! Where'd he go?

Dog, he is so creepy dude. Oh my goodness Bro is she gonna die Bro she might die dude Which shoes do I gotta clean I don't want to clean those shoes What are shoes I gotta clean at?

Che, you think she gonna die? Okay.

Sometimes I just love these smelly shoes. Okay, Blair.

Also we haven't forgotten about the noodles that have been microwaving for the past 15 minutes. Those things are gone, buddy

Okay

Boop Hey, the good news is I got a weapon now. If bros tries to run up on me and do something, look at them over there creeping. If he tries to run up on me, I'll just... You know what I mean?

You think I just pulled a muscle?

That should do it.

Yes, it should.

I think we're gonna die. What's the objective now? Return to the register.

Where did that weirdo go? He didn't even do any bowling.

Maybe he left.

Whatever. Now that he's gone, I can go grab my cup of nudies real fast. Ma'am, I fear that... Ma'am, I fear there's nothing left.

He's gonna be in there eating my noodles, huh? No, he gonna take them! I'm so scared, bro. Where's he at? I know he's in here. I know he's in here. I know he's in here. He's in one of these lockers, ain't he?

I will be shocked if these things are edible.

I'll eat this back at the register.

Are you sure?

Feels kind of safe in here.

No! No! No! What happened? Why am I in the bowling ball thing? No, my cup noodle! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Why am I in the bowling ball thing?

NO MY COBB NOODLE!

Blair! You're awake! You've gotta listen to me!

What?

Mr. Shrimp, you're supposed to be in my belly. We don't have time for this, Blair! He'll be back any second! What are you talking about, Mr. Shrimp?

Blair! I can see him! You gotta get up!

What a silly dream... I can't even feel my body, Mr. Shrimp.

Oh no!

You're doomed, Blair! You hear me? Doomed! Waaah! Yakuza Wraith!

Who are you talking to?

Where'd you get that mask?

Mr. Shrimp, call 911.

Mr. Shrimp! I've seen you suffering the side effects from my little serum hallucinations and paralysis

oh no no no that's why we can't move

yes you will you don't have to worry much longer my dear

it'll all be over soon what? what do you mean? no no don't shoot her! No! Don't hit me with a bowling ball!

Please, don't.

No! No!

No. Was that a dream? No. Was that a dream?

No.

No, was that a dream? No, she getting... Oh my goodness, she got skin. Oh my goodness, she got skin. Oh my goodness. No way I'm so sad No

Any stapler skin to the wall That's why it's called the skin stapler! No! Maybe it's still a dream. That is so messed up. Is that the whole demo? Yo when does this game come out bruh?

Bro. Bro. That might have been the best demo ever. Yo, when does this come out? Please don't tell me it's going to be a long time, man. I remember playing the demo to their other game, Massacre at the Mirage, and it took so long for the full game. I was waiting

Bro, this is gonna be so if that's just the demo imagine the whole game chat Somebody said a few years sadly Ain't no way yo acts yo game of the year no joke w w dev bruh man w game W game

I'm sad. It's over type one. If you're sad, it's over

Somebody said she should have went beef noodles true if she would have went with the beef noodles. I think she might have survived that

R.i.p. Blair W demo for real and as we always say, except this time it's for real, Game of the Year. Game of the Year, the voice acting, everything in that game was just straight up goaded. Game of the Year, the voice acting, everything in that game was just straight up goaded. There really ain't no doubt about it, just straight up goaded.