The Student Who Became A Unit Of Measurement 😮

He laid down on the bridge, and his frat brothers marked where his feet ended. Then he got up and did it again, starting where the last mark was made. They repeated this process across the entire bridge until they had measured it in smooths, the students' last name. Now, the story spread, and every year students would repaint the markings. It even became a real unit of measurement on Google, meaning you could measure your

commute in smooths. You could even stack them on top of each other. And when you reached 260 Oliver Smooths plus one leg, you would have measured the height And when you reached 260 Oliver Smooths plus one leg, you would have measured the height of the Empire State Building.