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The Wildcard Playoffs BEGIN! Wheel of MUT! Ep

The Wildcard Playoffs BEGIN! Wheel of MUT! Ep. #55

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Early in the Wheel of Mud Panther season, MM Handsome had a problem. Two straight losses, a record of one and two. The entire season looked like it was almost over. But MM Handsome remembered something. Bagged Venus Sky, bagged K Adams, almost got beat up by Myles Garrett for flirting with Khloe Kim.

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He's him! Five foot nine inches. Wait, that's not right. Who wrote this script! Five foot, nine inches, wait, that's not right. Who wrote this script? Five foot.

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Yeah!

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M.M. Girth had one chance to make the playoffs. He had to go completely undefeated from that point onwards, and that is exactly what we did. Panther season, game after game, has been insanely close. But when it was all said and done, this Panther squad clutched up, scored huge touchdowns,

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and won our fifth and final game to bring us to today, the wild card playoff. Welcome back, gentlemen. 97 offense, 96 defense, and there's your top five players. And it's about to get even better. You see, we have a regular season challenge wheel wheel and my challenge this season was to score a touchdown with 15 different players

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And last episode the three most random players were able to score first It was Thurman Thomas 92 overall backup running back got in the end zone next up It was Bijon Robinson our bona fide new starter who hadn't found pay dirt yet. And that final touchdown came with Alec Ingold, our 88 overall. Combine, backup, fullback. The unsung hero of today's episode, gentlemen.

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Completing the regular season challenge reel gives us a jackpot. And my jackpot player is Ring of Honor 99 Aaron Donald one of the best defensive players of all time And if you watched last episode, this isn't a shock I kind of knew I was gonna get this card because it genuinely is so so broken And I think the best part is I don't have to use her him I can use her Luke Keekly Julius Peppers while Aaron and Donald literally wreaks havoc on every single play. For what it's worth, I know that my D-tackles are already really, really good.

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Like, it's not like I need a new D-tackle. It's because this Aaron Donald is so uniquely good that it really didn't matter who he had at D-tackle. First and foremost, he's got 99 in every fucking stat. That's a golden ticket. 99 speed, excel, strength tackle at the D tackle position. Absolute crazy talk. He has run stuffer and unstoppable force, X factors as abilities. And that doesn't even count his actual ability.

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Colossus starts in the zone, exit unstoppable. Dominant pass rush, even versus double teams. Whose idea was this? You can go to the Amazon jungle if you want the answer to that buddy. But I don't speak monkey knees.

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Colossus, run for unsalvable force. And then, and then just if you want to be a freak, 0 AP lurk artist, why not? Why not have Aaron Donald just pick your shit off? I'm actually gonna run lurk artist in case the quarterback does one of those like little tip drill animations where they just throw the shit out of it. I'm gonna give him max effort as well. I've never actually used that ability. I mean, these are all zero AP, so what do I care? Tackle Supreme?

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Dude, why not? Oh my God, he's got more? At this point, I'm actually just clicking buttons. Like, I don't even know, does interior threat stack with unstoppable force, stack with Colossus, stack with Runts? This is insane. Look at this card. One, two, three, four. Four abilities and three X factors

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You know who I feel bad for? The only person I feel bad for is Vince Wilford who just got relegated to the bench Despite being an absolute- Oh my god. I didn't even fucking realize it. Oh my god Aaron Donald has the chemistry that boosts all Ring of Honor Rams players Meaning he turns this Leonard Floyd into a 99 overall. I forgot about that. Yeah, the 99 overall ring of honors boost every player on their respective team. Leonard Floyd is currently at plus seven speed.

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I mean, at this point now I should actually put a serious ability on Leonard Floyd. He's already got max effort, edge trade elite, extra credit, and bogo. This is actually ridiculous. I'm going to give him under pressure. I do like quarterbacks missing throws great way to win a game I mean now Leonard Floyd stacked out the exact same way my goodness. This is that's the best That's one of the best jackpots. I've ever got look at the D line now 98 99 98 99 not bad Aaron Donald

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Not bad complete your regular season challenge wheel kids. You'll grow big and strong like mm homosexual now. Let's talk about this team. It's the playoffs So the wheel is juiced, but we only have two wheel spins offensive lines pretty nasty I can make a small upgrade at left guard. That's about it My tight ends are kind of weird because I have John Riggins the diesel as my backup tight end because I don't have a true Backup tight end so that would be a good position to grab outside of that. I love my offense defensively Mike linebacker to strong side linebacker to my depth safety Kirby, Joseph is not that great and also, you know who I could look to grab is 91 overall Jalen Ramsey

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Oh my god, I have him last episode My first wheel spin was five times newest packs and in one of those packs I got 91 Jalen Ramsey at the time He was kind of a throwaway not anymore now that I have this Aaron Donald that Jalen Ramsey is auto-boosted 299 holy shit. He's literally my best corner now. He's so much better than Lattimore to corner three Jalen Ramsey And I mean do I really need to re-explain this to you guys?

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Even if you don't play ultimate team at this point you're starting to pick up on this look at the fucking abilities on these cards ring of honor is crazy pick artists one step ahead menace and deep Zone ko for you guessed it zero ability points Like plus 12 play rec plus 9 zone plus 9 man plus 7 speed it's even getting like impact blocking I'm gonna take it one step further, too. I'm allowed to put any player I want at kick returner, so I'm gonna put Cooper Cup because Cooper Cup now has 99 everything. Sometimes the game is just too easy.

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Who cares what jackpot I got guys. If I can't win the game, we got a lock back in. We just got so sidetracked. We've got two wheel spins to add to this team. And it's a team of the year defense. I love the playoffs wheel.

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It's so juice. Okay. I think we go strong side linebacker. So that's Mario Davis just doesn't come on the field He already really doesn't come on the field that often but I don't want to risk getting torched over there So there's a Henry Towa Towa 95 speed 97 Excel pure pass coverage Which is kind of what I need only other option is Bobby Spillane or Zach Bonn and I'm not gonna lie I think Zach Bonn is fucking out of his mind. Yeah, this Zach Bon and I'm not gonna lie. I think Zach Bon is fucking out of his mind Yeah, this Zach Bon is so ridiculous. I love this card 94 speed 99 Excel

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He's got block shedding 99 tackle zone and man and that and the Kelly green with that green background is honestly beautiful For the record my two main linebackers are still Peppers and Keekly But if I'm in a 4-3 set for example a 4-3 is gonna require a third linebacker. So rather than that be DeMario Davis or the backup Bobby Wagner, it's now 98 overall Zach Bohn who can compete with literally anybody, and I actually feel like I'm a beating a dead horse here, repeating this over and over, but we're at the point in Ultimate Team where every fucking ability is free. And it's so important to have cards that have this. If you're gonna play Madden Ultimate Team,

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that's what we're looking for though. Mid-zone KO for zero AP is gonna be juicy. Amazing upgrade to the defense. We're sitting on a 97 overall team. That takes us to our second and final wheel spin. I think the only offensive upgrade I would change

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is a tight end or a left guard. And I think it's gonna be possible division wheel 94 97 unless we got insanely unlucky There's definitely gonna be a good option here. Hopefully a team of the year option. Those cards are great It's gonna be that no way. Oh, just kidding. I Thought that said at FC West I was gonna get another I literally was gonna go get another Rams player AFC West 94 to 97 overall

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Let's start with 96 97 and let's sort the entire auction house by the AFC West. Well, there's the team of the year 97 Quinn Miners, who I think I've actually had before. He's incredibly good. I would just have to move him to left guard. There's a Creed Humphrey center,

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who I basically could do the same thing with. Usually I'd say I love Miners and I want to go with miners, but I'm always hating on the Chiefs So let's go with Creed Humphrey and move him to the left guard So our center is currently Jason Kelsey our left guard is currently Damian Woody Creed Humphrey is gonna probably be boosted to a 97 So he will be a higher overall and better stats. He's also gonna get way better abilities It's also really this guy's damn good. One of my most slept on like favorite abilities in Madden Ultimate Team is Nasty Streak. Dominant impact block wins against DBS and linebackers.

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So once your guard gets off their block and gets to the second level, the linebackers or the DBS or the safeties, they just lay them the fuck out. Love that ability. This team is a 97 overall and you want to see something messed up. You want to see something insanely messed up. Look at our top five.

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This is genuinely criminal. It is Panther season. And our top five is exclusively Rams players. And the Rams knocked the Panthers. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe it's a good thing that we're the Rams,

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technically, pseudo Rams, because they actually won the playoff game. Before our wild card playoff, we have a playoffs challenge wheel, which is even bigger and even better if we can pull it off. Ooh, wow. You know what, boys, if we get this, I think we're going to win the game.

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We need a TFL, a sack and an interception. All the major defensive stats is kind of the way I thought about this one. So a tackle for loss and a sack. I am not counting as the same thing, although I understand how they could be considered the same thing. We need to tackle someone behind the line of scrimmage that is not the quarterback, unless it's a design QB run. If it's a design QB run, I'm counting the tackle for loss.

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Top three. It's the I made a Rams name team on accident. Dude, and Puka Nukua gets a boost because now I'm actually activating Ram Cam to be very clear. Aaron Donald is only giving that gigantic boost to other Ring of Honor Rams players. So Jalen Ramsey and Leonard Floyd. Pukunuku and Cam Curl are just benefiting

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from the fact that we have so many Rams on this roster now. I actually feel so horrible that my Panthers Wheel of Mutt team has now been commandeered by the Rams because of Aaron Donald. All right boys, our first playoff game. We're in Allegiant Stadium taking on the Patriots and I also put in

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Ashton Gente as a kick returner. Dante Jackson crucially had a fumble a few games ago so now it's Cooper Cup and Gente back there. It's also perfect because Gente has been relegated to the bench a little bit because of Bijon. I've been starting a lot of my games in this formation but the bunch is so nasty we can just block Bijon and take a quick look At what this defense is willing to get us. He's switch stick is

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Wow, sorry my English kind of short-circuited there for a second, but he switched it out to the right side DB left that wide open Let's get Bijon a rep. Oh my god What Jano Atkins blew that whole play up before I could breathe third and five I might try the same thing Uh-oh, uh-oh. I just got a fourth and six. Am I clamped? Oh, this could be bad. Wait a minute. We gotta make a big play Hunter Henry, I need you That was over top of the mad stork that was over top a teddy boy. Holy shit. I can't believe ted hendrix didn't just pick me off

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That ted hendrix Is julius peppers on crack which is it kind of an insane sentence guy, by the way guys, you know I'm getting clamps right now. This guy's running zone Everybody runs man, and I love playing man because I played it so much now that I actually get it Nobody ever runs zone. You know what that does mean? It does mean if he's gonna run zone that I can run this

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Do that please fucking crack to get zone I tell you what though you're not any decent opponent You're not gonna get more than one suit. That's a horrible ball on a puka puka We gotta work on those throwing reps on We gotta work on those throwing reps son We gotta work on those throwing reps that drive was a major struggle for me got very lucky That he did not switch on and take that football with Ted Hendricks. You can't throw shit over that dude's head, bro Some people run Carmichael Ted Hendricks and Julius Peppers, bro

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It's like the Twin Towers had another baby and it didn't it didn't get blown up But that's such a bad analogy. Never mind. Never mind scratch that Look at the man Aaron Donald glowing red the whole game with Colossus and look who's in there Is that a TFL first and ten now second and ten? I think that's a TFL if we don't get another TFL I'll go into highlights and check to ensure that they actually lost at least an inch there if they got

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Exactly back to the line of gain. I can't count that Second and ten what do you got Brady? What do you got Brady? This ain't the fanatics flag football game, buddy This is the real deal! Aaron Donald with a sack? Oh my god! Dude, in the first two fucking plays of the game, Aaron Donald has a sack and a TFL. 1-INT and this is locked up, 3rd and 19.

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I'm sending Leonard Floyd off the right side. Peppers is floating middle. Brady with a few audibles. Get home! Guess who? Guess fucking who? Don't ever doubt me.

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Don't ever doubt me on that Aaron Donald pick. That's actually insane. He single-handedly took over this entire possession. And he's gonna go for it. He's gotta have a really good play cooked up here. Fourth and 19. I'm gonna go deep with Peppers.

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We've got a five-man rush here. Dunbunch X Nasty's a good formation. That's the 99 go Brady. So I know we can make the throw.

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Nope.

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It was such a good idea. If he was to the wide side of the field, I just got scored on.

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That's so embarrassing.

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Fuck bro.

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I actually feel bad. We get the diesel in. Hey, don't forget gentlemen. I haven't talked about in the wild. John Riggins, the diesel has vanguard dominantly wins impact blocks go out there and lay somebody out diesel It's exactly what he did. I only got two yards on it. I'm struggling to run the football against this guy. That's for sure

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I really want to establish the run game. We still have Bijan with freight train. It's always nice to keep that in the back pocket He's probably still in zone He is but his zone drops are way deeper. Big spin, Bijon, cuts, oh my God, Bijon! Do the flip, Bijon, the black flip! Look at the squad.

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Creed Humphreys in there, Wyatt Teller's in there. Wow, MM check down, a 19 yard check down to the crib. 14 to zero, ladies and gentlemen. Wildcard playoff looking nicey. And the only thing we need for this challenge wheel is an interception. That's all we need I mean the zone coverage is working because I mean dude I used to think miles Garrett was the menace of all menaces files gear and Luke Keegly got us to where we are

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But I think it's gonna be the Aaron Donald show for the rest of this season This is gonna put a serious kink in the award show. That's a touch, that's over. Challenge complete. He's fucking pissed. Aaron Donald is breathing down his neck every single play. This is how Joe Burrow felt in the Super Bowl.

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This game is over. Dude, this guy has a Patriots God Squad with the GOAT Tom Brady, and he's about to get the warning that lets you quit the game early. If you go up 21 to 0 on someone in the first quarter, the game will let you quit early for free. You will not lose elo. Like you won't lose rank and it's about to happen to him. I mean, what do you even say?

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I want him to get the message. I'd love my wildcard playoff win to be a free win for this guy. I'm going inside zone. Oh shit. Good blitz. I got to get vertical on that. I really should bring in Bijon or sorry I should really bring in gentee actually no fucking just gonna run again a couple fake audibles get a man see Oh my god, what the fuck is that? Am I like missing an ability on somebody why a teller is getting insta pass rushed every time fourth and four I'm snapping it fucking

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He tried I respect that he tried. Ow, late hit ref. Challenge will complete though. 40 bombable, absolutely. A playoff 40 bomb would carry our player over to next season too.

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Like three spies out there. Dude, you know what's funny? I think he's gonna get caught with this again My opponent might know this is coming. But even if he beelines to in jigba I'm still gonna get good yards on this if he's in zone He doesn't even oh

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I

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Look straight at the camera talked a bunch of shit and then threw an interception. All right, the streets are saying that was totally my fault I don't agree with them. They're liars or horrible people and they're liars. I don't agree with the streets whatsoever This game's not over actually this guy's team is insane and he's running running meta formations. He's throwing poverty balls, though I dare you to throw this again. Oh I'm actually so mad at you. That's such a bad ball. Cam Curl, Defensive Player of the Year, question mark, exclamation point. I coulda housed that, but it moved so much. I think he's just gonna quit.

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He's completely boxed down by 14. Do I do it one more time? Do I do it one more time? He has negative four total yards! Even when, you guys, even when I'm not Daniel Jones, I'm a Check down merchant. How fucked up is that?

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It's a touchdown Justin Jefferson If you run single coverage man, you're getting fried it's the out route the out route I think they play Let's go Who would have thunk it who would have thunk it Come on, lock in camera. Here you go, buddy.

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Good boy.

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Ooh. Ooh.

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Well, it's almost like we completed our challenge wheel. One pack that costs coins. Dude, I literally want a God Squad kicker. I want Cam Little so bad. If I could consistently hit from 66 yards out, oh my gosh. I do think the best option is to continue to risk it with ring of honor Um, even the 95s are crazy. Unfortunately, there's no kicker if I got ungodly lucky

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I could pull a 99 too or even a 98 both would be really really lucky. Keishon Johnson is a do yeah It's aren't great here. I do think it's worth risking it though. I mean with two dupes and uh-oh Okay, I mean it's pretty cool he's gonna do nothing for us but it's pretty cool. He's gonna do nothing for us, but it's pretty cool. I like to add my boy Stafford Why not? I mean if I ever run like a fake kick Stafford will be the holder. We're thinking ahead here We're certainly gonna play another game though. DeMarcus where of Warren moon to keep to leave and there's our top three Okay, this game does not count

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We have locked in a wild-card playoff. This game only counts for a chance at another challenge wheel pack. I still have to open my pack from the first challenge wheel. I realized that I just forgot that and we've already got a second challenge wheel. And I love this one. You know why I love this one?

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Because I can never complete it. I would love to successfully complete this one. I need to win by 12 points or more. So we're in Head to Head Seasons is three minute quarters, but there is no Excel clock. So it is less time, but the only way to chew the clock is to manually do it.

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We used to play all Wheel of Muck games on this mode, Head to Head Seasons, but it was really toxic. Cause a lot of players, what they would do is just run the football, make the clock go very, very slow.

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Like they would just, you could basically burn two entire quarters by yourself if you manage the clock efficiently, which is homeless behavior. To be clear, my opponent right now is not doing that. He's being a homie. Goes play action.

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Almost throws an interception. So I, guys, the reason I didn't take my challenge wheel pack is that game ended so fast, I kind of forgot that I actually already got it a TFL a second interception So I gotta go pick that up. Can we get home with guess who? Dropped don't even matter. He got bagged up down there Aaron Donald almost got him and he's actually punting

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Let's say Joey Porter back here to field this. Ooh, that's gonna be a good pun. I Really hope that bounces through. Yes, he out kicked the coverage. It's not really what that saying's for, but whatever. 228 on the clock, zero, zero. Good start for the boys. Got a win by more than 11 and a half.

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Also, I could 40 bomb here. I could 40 bomb in this game. Give the boys a nice head start. I'm gonna take, you know what? Actually, no, really good practice. I can lose this game and still be in the playoffs. So let's look downfield. I am an MM check down merchant. I won't act like I'm not,

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but this is a great time to get some reps. A deep post and single coverage that I would never throw. Jefferson's gonna get up and flaunt it on him. Justin Jefferson's been waiting for a real quarterback. A real quarterback like Daniel Jones. He's never had a real quarterback. Gonna go hand off Bijon.

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That's the other thing that I have not been prioritizing is Bijon's freight train. Something I didn't mention to you guys is I gave Bijon Robinson a homer, which gives him reduced zone objectives in the home stadium.

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We are in the home stadium right now. So he only needs to rush for 10 plus yards one single time. And that's it right there. I didn't need to do that. The only reason I did that is now I guarantee freight train. I could have scored the touchdown and guaranteed it, but I kind of wanted to prove that I have it.

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So Bijon now has freight train activated. It's exit unstoppable. So it's lit up for the rest of the game. And he's going to need a lot more than one person to tackle Bijon now. Dejohn now that's eight yards on what should have been a one yard game now we go play action We just got so many yards on the ground just tearing him up play action. He bites

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We roll out right puka dots inside I wanted to touch down on that so bad first and goal the Panthers Panthers are prowling Dude are we so for real? Oh my steak is too juicy. My lobster is too buttery The ass I'm clapping is too fat. The back shots are too loud One-time store pack does allow me to use the training store So we have the rage wheel pack and we have the challenge wheel from the first games. I have two packs right here

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I could use training but these suck one of these packs. I'm gonna with ultimate legends. I do just kind of want to switch it up, but I'm really brainstorming. I mean, the only really good kicker in this whole game is 97 cam little. So I have to get a wheel spin that gives me a 97 jackpot, uh, overall jack. It's honestly to secure on the wheel because we have 97 team of the year offense and defense and special teams is not a part of either technically. First pack gives us a little bit of depth we are so deep into team building that it's going to take a miracle for these packs to really give us a good player. Get golden tate on the ring of honor we get a team of the week could always look for

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good prestige or pack a punch options. Jalen Petrie our final Ring of Honor player is... Another dupe. Really only so much we could do, but guys what an insane episode. Wildcard playoff rage quit, followed up by another rage quit. Aaron Donald is all that he is cracked up to be. This is genuinely, I mean in all my years of playing Ultimate Team, this is one of the most broken cards I have ever used. I always think of Madden 20, Eric Dickerson. There were some golden tickets over the years that were pretty crazy, but this isn't even a golden ticket. This card has no business being this good. And he completely sealed that first game for

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us. Tom Brady was in piss on every single play. That's a spectacular episode. Next episode is the divisional playoff where I don't think it's going to be as easy. I'm still looking for a true backup tight end. I'm still looking for a God squad kicker. Also potentially a God squad punter I would definitely take either. Alright boys. It's Rams season clearly I would definitely take either. Alright boys. It's Rams season clearly I don't know what I don't know what this is, but I love you. You're so handsome. I'll see in the next video. Peace

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