Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King | Ep 310 | Bad Friends

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You two are disgusting.

You two are something.

We're bad friends.

I got a DM from Tiger King.

Isn't he in prison? Yeah, he hit us up too. Oh, he hit us up so we got hit up by the Tiger King as well. What did he go to prison for? Killing people? Did he kill somebody?

I think petting against the fur, you know, sometimes if you pet a cat. That's a little different. Yeah. Yeah. And one count of petting the wrong way.

Petting the wrong way.

Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months.

It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate, and you're like, what are you doing?

What are you doing, man? You're, what are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine, Was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow. She's alive. Yeah, I don't know anymore

I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcyclist. You did. Yeah, remember we're in Pyongyang

But that's a thriving wild nation

You know what dude those stereotypes and those tropes are very true. Yeah. Yeah. They are.

Have we started?

Yeah.

We can.

Do you wanna not start? No, long as we're going. You wanna start with a song? You want to, I know. When I drink my beer.

You were singing that on way in.

What is that drink my beer thing? I don't know, I just get the Turning Point USA, Drink my beer, that's in my head for 24 hours. What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show?

Yeah, yeah.

Let me hear it.

Yeah, yeah.

Drink my beer.

A big beer.

Who's that, Brantley Gilbert?

Kiss my girl, drink my beer. Ride my truck. I'm right here, no two queers.

Eat my squirrel.

Eat my squirrel.

Pet my cat, starting at the back. Right. That's what rocks, bro.

Do you own a cat, guy?

Huh?

Hey, guy!

I don't own a cat, man.

You own a cat, guy?

You don't have any animals.

I don't, but I'm gonna get some soon.

Gotta get a dog.

I'm gonna get a house more dog appropriate. In Nashville? Yeah. You'd never move back here, would you? I don't think so. I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that.

Yeah, we miss you.

I miss you, babe.

I miss you guys.

But you love Nashville.

I mean, it's just growing so much. It's like you're, and it just feels like a big town. So I mean, there's- All cities grow. All cities grow. They say Phoenix is growing, right? When I go there, it's the same.

What? Yeah.

When people talk about their cities and they're growing,

they all grow.

Yeah, you're right.

Will you have, will there-

It was a smaller city.

Yeah, it's gotten bigger.

Will there be-

Alexa, roll. Will there be a Theo section of Nate Land? Are you getting your own attraction at Nate Land?

I don't know what that would be. It'd be a petting zoo.

Yeah.

Back to front only.

Yeah. I love you, man.

Back to front petting zoo at Nate Land. What's it called?

Is it called Nate Land, right? I'm not, I have no, is that really happening?

He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know if it was real. Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that. Comedian Nate Borgazzi, early stages developing a 100 plus acre family friendly theme park called Nate Land in Nashville.

Good for him.

Yeah. Nashville.

Do you ever hang out with him?

I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing. So just like, you know, you see the trailer for his new movie. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it?

Have you seen it?

No, he's got a game show, I saw that.

Yeah, I was in the theater, man. Were you? I was in the movie theater. First of all, good to see you guys, man.

Good to see you, man. I love you, Theo, man.

I don't know what he know I'll be quiet no be yell exopro Sorry you're good. Yeah, yeah, yes, we forget yeah Go ahead when you um thanks for the dinner the other night in Vegas. It's great to see you for your birthday, man Yeah, it wasn't my birthday and oh You're sober birthday. It was but I don't think you were aware of it no I wasn't I thought it was your actual birthday I have a video of you I know a girl that brought

you the cake and everything yeah yeah yeah so I forgot I'm sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas all of a sudden a big cake with a bunch of candles and everyone happy birthday and you did that for me. And they played like the traditional music, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday, happy, happy birthday to you, to you. Yeah, yeah. Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong.

You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever? It's like a band, it's like those monks that are willing to be funky or whatever.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not aware of it.

They're the funk monks right there.

Oh, those are the funk monks?

I think so, funk monks.

Do you know them?

Huh? No.

Oh.

But damn, they look fun.

God, do they ever. Yeah. It's like the white jabbawockeez. There's one black guy. You gotta have one.

Oh, you got, do you, you do need one black guy.

And Jamal on the horns.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Save us, Jamal.

That's good.

Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks.

Funk monks.

That's a good horn. Dude, I wanna, did you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot to even ask you. What baby, man? Your ex, your ex.

He's saying, have you met your Kalilah's baby yet? I'm translating.

Did you ever meet it? Yeah. You did? Many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites my face. Is it, was it, is there any feelings it like man. What are you doing man? Why the fuck you coming around here doing that?

I'm just saying, is there any times when you put it in your little arms? I do. And you say, you know, you're just. It could have been. What could have been?

Do you think there's any, he was leftover in there and some of it got in that baby?

Oh, yes.

There's some leftover Bobby in there.

Yeah. My sperm is slow. Well, my sperm is, they cling. It's slow, too. It clung to the ovaries for years.

Yeah.

It's, it's my turn.

And jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail.

Right.

Here we go!

Like a little Rick sperm?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like a Rick sperm?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so maybe there's some of my stuff in there.

You ever look in the eyes of the kid and think about that?

Yeah, one of them was like this.

No, stop it.

What?

Don't deflect.

Don't deflect what?

Tell us the truth. You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that, that's a little bit of me right there.

Well, you know, well, you wanna get real. Yeah, let's get real. I'm alone, late at night, you know what I mean? And you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone?

Sometimes.

And I go, what could have been? I think I made some mistakes.

Yeah.

Funk monks!

No, no, no, no, let's get real.

Sorry, sorry about that.

Yeah, yeah.

What could have been, and I made some choices

that were not really, I regret.

Well, you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home, I know. Because I know some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, what's the, for what party? It was a collector like a- It's ambiance. Yeah, it's ambiance. Oh, yeah. Because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare.

Yeah. That's a show you saw something.

That's all it is.

A spicy show you.

Yeah.

With Goju-Jang with love.

Oh, Goju-Jang, good reference.

Goju-Jang with love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah that I could have a fight of just got my ducks in A row, you know, yeah, I've been different but that's life and you keep going

You keep going good reference. Um, but you know, I learned I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window I could have still been with her that could have been my kid

You like duck man? It's too it's too gamey for me. I've had duck neck. It's too oily. The meat. I've never had duck body, I've had duck neck. You have? I've had duck neck, I've never had duck body.

Duck neck.

What's duck neck, man? Duck neck.

Duck neck.

I mean, it's in the title pretty much. Yeah. Duck neck.

Duck neck.

Duck neck. So you eat the neck of the duck? There it is. Yeah. It's good. Looks like sausages.

Oh, you can really eat the neck.

Oh, duck neck. Yeah.

Hot, spicy duck necks.

Hot, spicy duck neck.

You ever any exotic animals?

What if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck? Are you called a?

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

A necker?

Yeah.

I think so. No, you're not, or you looked at him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

NECA.

NECA.

NECA, yeah.

My bad. He be NECA-ing. Dude, how have you guys been feeling, man? The show's been doing so great. It's like you guys is, has it cemented you guys as friendship differently?

Is that a crazy question?

Am I just making things silly? or what, the other day we shot our six year anniversary. Pretty huge, we did six years. It was kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue. He can't do it. That's Lexapro.

That's Lexapro, sigh.

It's gotta be.

Well, you seem positive. Usually you don't have a ton of energy, I think.

Yeah, he's got a shit load of energy.

Yeah, yeah exist, I only do exist. I had a dream that my, oh dude, I had a dream. Oh, I just saw Hacksaw Ridge, speaking of that.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's a good movie?

I mean, I don't think it's good.

What were your dreams?

Yeah, what were your dreams? That's what I meant. I had a dream that we went camping, me, you, and my brother. Whoa, let's go.

Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise.

That sounds right.

Yeah, yeah, and then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him.

What do you mean?

You pretended that you were sleeping, right? I knew the bit you were gonna do, right? And I go, Andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up, I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep, right? And you did an extra, you know what I mean, snap.

Oh, good. Right?

And it freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent.

Hey, Bob. Yeah?

Hey, Bob.

Why is Andrew so angry, Bob?

Yeah, right? So good.

Yeah, Andrew's angry. I mean, it was like that up. That's a nice dream. Don't you, I hate when pees end it.

Yeah.

Why do pees end dreams?

Because otherwise you would pee in the dream.

Yeah.

You're gonna piss in the dream.

But life was so good when you peed in the dream, when you used to ride that bitch, You're like, that kind of means it, bro. I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up,

spit all over.

Really?

I felt like something was in my mouth, like I must've been stuffy. And in my dream, I just, and I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow with spit. And I thought, that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happening in real life.

It just feels good. But do you know when you die in a dream, you really die in real life, that's what they say. Wait, is that true guys?

Impossible.

Yeah.

In the matrix.

In the matrix, if you die in the dream, you die in real life, so it's gotta be real. Cause we're living in the matrix, aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? No, dude.

Bro, not at all. Everything's going well. Nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah. I just take it day by day, you know, man, pal. Oh yeah, that's all you can do, man. That's what I'm doing.

Did I say that a couple of episodes ago?

No, but it's something you do,

so we do have to monitor it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What?

You repeat things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Short-term memory loss. Yeah, yeah. Let's do a symbol. Can we do a symbol, like a hand symbol? Yeah. I'll do that.

Do this. Okay.

When I've said something before.

All right. Okay. Yeah, do something like that.

Very subtle. Something like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's just- Just point to your eyebrow.

Real subtle.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's very good.

Okay. So did the lip thing? So this is no. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's hungry. Yeah. Yeah. This what does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah, that's like it You know, I mean you back in the 40s the black people on stage

jazz

Yeah back in the day? I haven't seen that. All right.

Jazz hands.

Jazz hands. Jazz hands, I should have said that.

Yeah, yeah.

Jazz hands, dude?

Oh, okay.

Yeah, you haven't said it before.

Yeah. Dude, this is awesome, dude. I've never been on here.

This is your, yeah, I don't know. I didn't even I swear to God. We've been trying. And now we're here.

We've been trying.

Well, I think yeah, since I moved away, it's just been tougher, you know, and then just having to do your own show. You know how it is.

Oh my God, doing your own show is a nightmare.

We do miss you a lot. I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do. more often. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Back in the good old days. And you're one of the only guys that have moved away that I kind of miss.

And who else moved away that you don't miss?

Go ahead.

No, I miss, I see that a lot. Well, there's a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious, I think.

Do you have to ask him that?

I mean, you're the one that is in my mind the most. Oh, that's nice of you to say, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I forget about, so I don't forget about what some of those days are. Like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it, I think.

Yeah.

Do you have that in Nashville at Zanies or something? Mm-mm. You don't have like a club thing in the city

that you go to Zandy's sometimes and there's another place there, City Winery, sometimes we'll try to stop over there and make a show happen. And Zandy's has a lab now too, so that you can do like just a, you know, I got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up.

So that's gonna be good. Can you pop in their space and then. But also I was just on tour. I was out of, it was like a lot of times when I was, when I was doing shows, it was just out of town. So it was like when I was home, I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast.

So it was like the past couple of years was just, it was just very busy. Are you gonna take some time or no? Yeah, well right now I don't have much touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple, like a month or so.

You're scrapping the old one?

Yeah, I think we might just, we may, I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know? All right, sure. How many did you shoot the last time? We shot two. There was just like, I mean, we talked about it. I don't know if we talked about it. We talked about it. Yeah. I already talked to him about it personally.

He's on the floor.

Yeah, it was just like a lot, you know, it was just like a, it was just a crazy time. And so I think it was just too much to try to do something. But I also want to get it good. I feel like, hey, this is the best that I can serve it. Yeah, where are you gonna film this time? I don't know, we were looking at Erie, but the, cause I love the theater there when I performed there.

Really? But the weather, the weather is, might be pushing us out of there.

It's Erie, Pennsylvania.

And so I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville.

Jacksonville is also in is in Florida. Carlos typed in eerie Indiana.

Well, it's funny you have three white guys over there who obviously conquers of land, but they don't know where anything is.

Yeah.

So, but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So, but it's all good.

Well, yeah.

So that's it.

Netflix?

Yeah.

Yeah, we didn't do Netflix. They didn't want us around. Yeah. They said no thanks to us.

But you guys did Hulu.

Hulu.

Hulu.

Which is great.

Yeah. Do something new, spread it out, yeah.

We're trying.

And what's your call Bobby? Finally.

Isn't that good?

Yeah.

Finally.

It's time, it's about time.

You like it or no? Be real. Yup.

No, be real, be real, be real, be real.

I do like it, I was just thinking if I like it and I do.

Yeah, you gotta give him a second to think about it. Give me some other suggestions of names you might call it, if it was up to you.

Fine Lee.

That's, we talked about Final Lee.

Yeah. Hmm. Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing that happened. And then Lee at the end. Got it. Steve's brother.

Steve's brother's really good. Oh, that's a good one.

Steve's brother.

Yeah.

What's your mom's name?

Genie.

Oh, Genie.

Genie's boy. Dude, my mom's Gina. Why not? We should put them together somewhere. Yeah. That's the only way to respond to what he just said.

Why not?

Why not?

Yeah.

Dude, we should put them together somewhere.

Why not?

To do what? Be around each other.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you said you're-

Absorb energy, huh?

Yeah, just absorb each other's energy. Didn't you say Stevie's out to live with your mom now right? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. And why did he move out there? Because I needed an eye on her. What is she up to? Some dark stuff man. Like what do you mean like espionage or what? No she's just all night long Epstein files just five in the morning. What going on? Are you eating people? Oh demon state? Yeah. Why so much pizza? Yeah, yeah.

So much pizza.

All the time.

Oh, Somalia, bro.

Lindsey Graham gay?

Oh, Mitch McConnell is sleepy?

And I want to say shout out to my producer, Zach Powers, that's here today too.

Shout out to Zach. Zach's the best. Love you guys. Zach, pop popping on camera real fast. Just say what's up. Just look into the camera. Yeah move McCone out of the way

There's a man. Yeah, there he is How long you been producing man, and his girl just got laid off. Oh, yeah, really? Thanks Oracle Not to clap for. Best country in the world. Best country in the world, yeah. Thanks, Oracle.

Zach, how you feeling?

I'm good, we just potted today, we're chilling.

Okay, good.

Yeah, who'd you pot with, bro?

Chris Hemsworth, Australian.

Oh, what?

Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

A smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my God, did you hear when that happened? What a bummer. I thought it was just, you know, and it's just judgment. You know, you see a guy that's that much of a, you know, a handsomish guy or whatever.

Yeah.

Dude.

Handsome. So smart, cool. Like just talking about like, just stuff. Like it was a valuable chat. You ever notice like that when you're in those moments, you're like, God, dude, things are so off or something. And then somebody's like there, and it's just like, you have whatever comes in, that's the perfect, it's a perfect conversation.

I wanna live in that little space between his fucking, you know, his stomach right there.

What are those little gaps?

The happy trail.

Yeah, I wanna live in that gap. I'd be so happy. Beautiful, man. about this guy, doesn't work out. He doesn't? All genetics. Wow. He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym though, he does meditation.

Through his brain.

Yeah. It's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership for a channeling gym.

The mental gym.

Like when we had Zac Efron on, right? And when you really see a real good looking guy, it's crazy. Sometimes, you know, I'm around you and if I don't see a good looking guy for a while, right? I go, oh, Theo's very good looking. But then once I see Zach and then I look at you, I go, oh, Theo's ugly.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a disrespectful thing to say.

You know what?

It wasn't great.

Yeah, let me just say this, man, okay? I wanna say this, right? For a comedian, man, right, you're very handsome. And you too. Andrew is better looking than me.

How about this? How about this? How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank.

Bottom.

Feeder?

Disaster. You really think about yourself that way this is my you're the one that gave up the scenario my point is why are you putting him down don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo I was trying to create funny you know yeah good do it yeah yeah I was sure to create something you being mean to him

you just being mean I took him and I know how look I've seen myself a lot no let's let's let's go back. Can we go back a little bit?

Can we go back a little bit?

I don't think so, but yeah. You know.

I apologize.

Hold on, sorry, Ronny Chang's calling me right now.

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That's so fucking good.

Randall Park. Where am I in that group?

Dead center.

Yeah, I'm Dead center. Yeah.

I'm dead center.

I will say this, when I saw Bobby, when I was like, I was in Las Vegas and I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before, right? I've seen Bobby in contained environments, podcasts or comedy. Right.

And Bobby, somebody's like, Bobby's in Las Vegas. And I was like, what happened? You know, was there a plate shift? Did something, how did he get over here? You know what I'm saying? Like, was the extent- I walked.

Did they actually move his bed over here? Like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time. And they're like, he's here. And I texted him and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna come meet up.

And I was so life, dude. Like, I just feel like your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more, I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna take advantage of things and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff, you know? And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew?

Is that just- No, he has been a little bit more. It's- Inspiring to me, man. Well, cause he's the single thing has helped. Even though I'm not a good looking guy or whatever, it's still. As an ugly guy, you understand.

Yeah, dude, as a fucking.

As an uggo. Yeah.

He's been getting out more. Because he's single, girls have been making him more active.

Dude, and I saw you at the UFC and they put you in like kind of the special needs section. Sorry, I did it. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, oh, it's so hot in here. I know. To go over there. Why did we get that section? But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out

right along the rail, bro. That was amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You were right there when they came out. When they came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah Rose now my Eunice I try to high-five and she was shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? No, they were feeling it. Maybe yeah, she was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it missed missed like this much Yeah, that's close. So yeah, that's pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty cool but um, the reason why I went to Vegas is because um, I was like I

Gotta do something. Because I had done the special the weekend before, I was like, I gotta not go up all the time and just like do something. So I asked Joe for tickets and I went and it was so much fun.

Well, Joe didn't give you those, you bought them on Ticketmaster.

No, Joe.

But Joe gave you, he said you had to link to Ticketmaster.

Yeah, yeah.

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I always spent $750 for those seats. But having dinner with you, I didn't know you were in town, so having dinner with you

that night and then walking around with you afterwards.

And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's the best. The biz.

Yeah. You still touring with him? Yep, whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again next year, probably we'll do it.

Who's Bizzle?

Tim, tour manager guy wears the same hat as you. Oh, the tall guy. Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always pushing each other? Pushing? I have a video of you guys and we'll include it.

No. I have countless hours of you guys pushing against each other. Totally push. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it is, that guy invites it. Yeah. You try and hit everybody kind of in the pecker and then run off or whatever.

Yeah, like a kid.

Yeah, yeah.

You start it. He'll play with you, but you start it.

I do start it. I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah, I light the fire.

You do.

Yeah. the fire back in the caveman days, the Koreans, right? And the Korean would go and light the fire.

You were the lighter fire.

Yeah. You think somebody just, people would light their, like, what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman?

Fart, fart into it, like fart into a fire to make it puff up a little bit. For sure.

They would still run.

So risky then. It's worth the laugh.

100%.

It's a good laugh back there.

A little fire farter.

They would laugh.

Lose their mind. Yeah. Evidence suggests that we did have a laughing, similar laughter patterns, we would copy each other's laughs. Look at that.

Laughter in pre-primates involved sounds made

during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler. You would 100% be. Oh my God, I'd be tickling deer, all kinds of animals.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're a tickler, dude.

Yeah, I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night.

How come you're not?

He's a lexapro too. Some nights, I'm onala-Pram? Yeah. He could hoop, dude.

That kid's crossover was nuts.

With generic Xanax?

Escatala-Pram it's called.

How long you been on it?

I've been on it I think for 17, 16 years probably. But I've been, I switched to some other ones. Oh, you did? And yeah, sometimes I get to a point like kind of going wrong and it feels like they're not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. So, but for the majority of time I've been on something.

Yeah.

For a while. It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like, you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem, but then 17 years later, it's still, you know, like you're still wearing like a leg point, actually.

That's a good way to look at it, too.

I just think if it's helping and not hurting. I mean, for you, I think you should change.

Do you think so already?

I switched to something else.

Oh, he's doing...

Give me some notes since the beginning. Yeah, yeah, tell me. I think it feels like maybe, or maybe it's bumping up against the Wigowi or whatever. I think they're in the-

Are you on GLP1s?

He is. Yeah, yeah. No, he's on, sorry, he's on-

Wigowi.

Oh yeah, we switched.

Yeah, we switched, yeah.

I think they're bumping heads on there. rattling around in that brain. And probably the Ritalin too. That also doesn't help. What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever, that's the one I'm thinking of. When you clear your throat, it tastes like it has a meat taste.

Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah, so.

Something. Oh, Pax Lovid. Pax Lovett. I'm gonna take a step back. Take it in? No, I think you should go in. I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further. Don't you want to see how far? I'm taking three steps back. No, no. Yeah, you guys go on I'll interject look at look look look look at that road down there. Yeah that road Where does it go?

Let's go down it Barstow. Let's go. I'm going to Barstow. That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah. Yeah, you're having fun You're already there

Yeah, who's that turning point that's in turning boy. I've never heard that song in my life. Yeah, yeah. I've never heard that in my entire life, dude. What would you say, Bobby, what is your magnet, like a role, say you get in a movie, right, and it's a big movie, and it's like, what is the role that gets you to a level where you're like, wow, that guy is the Daniel Day-Lewis of our time,, kinda, you know? Wait, wait, wait, okay.

I'll roll the, like Daniel Malay Lewis. Right, right. I'm the guy, a movie about the guy that discovered gunpowder in China, right? And I'm sitting around, look what I made, right? And everyone's like, what is it, buddy? What is it, buddy, right?

And I go, we can make guns out of this. I go, no, firework.

Oh, the King of Fireworks.

The King of Fireworks, that's the movie. Oh, Chimp, he's got some of that bang sand on him.

Is that what we say?

You do the dialogue, you can write it, but yeah.

You got it together.

You shouldn't have to write it yourself. But it was Chinese alchemists that did it. Yeah. In the Tang Dynasty. Y'all are the ones that started guns? Chinese discovered gunpowder. And what they did was, if they made guns, they would have ruled the world, but they didn't. They made it, they did other things with it. What were they doing with it?

It's called gunpowder. I don't know. Putting it in food Like oh, this is better. Yeah, it owns chicken no um, but then look they would eat it and then just blast off against the wall But they wouldn't figure it out, but the Europeans are the ones that used you know We use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah, you guys are doing just fine I think they did stick it in sticks and they did use it as a weapon.

You know what I would have done? Put some wet stuff on a stick, put some gunpowder on it against the wet stuff, hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder.

Snap. That is, look at that, there's a history of gunpowder, the first gun arrow.

Yeah, that's what they used to use.

A garrow.

That's a firework, dude. Yeah. That's all it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, so you guys use it to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like, you wanna celebrate, how about a funeral?

Yeah.

And he just shot somebody with it.

That used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that, that's incredible. It's the original cannon.

That's incredible.

That's Paul Skeens back in the day. If you look at that photo, actually it's super close. And that's an early curve ball. I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Day Lewis.

That's right, yeah.

I don't know No, no, I think you are yeah If you had the right right so much of it is like you got to get the right role and somebody has to see how You can operate Bob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd be good. What about you do it by yourself Bobby? Yeah, you think you guys could wear Oscars? No, what the fuck? No, that's what the actor. You've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah I know I think you've done more. No, you must have done more. Well, I'm done. I'm done too. We're both done. We're out Yeah, I'm gonna do tires stamped our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane show you are. Yeah. Mm-hmm. What about Tom Sawyer? What about him I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And who was your best?

It's a photo on my Instagram.

But who was your best friend?

What?

Tom Sawyer.

Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I remember I played Huckleberry Finn.

Huckleberry Finn.

Oh, there you are.

We talked about it, yeah.

Cute. Uncle Barry Finn, dude. Every time I'd walk out, the whole audience would laugh. Wow.

Just because you were so sweet and cute.

Yeah, I, yeah. There you are.

There's your buddy.

Yep, me and Ian Edwards.

Do you know about where I could get?

I got something for you. And then you get off in Neil Brennan's area, he's like, I got something for you. And then you get off and Neil Brennan's there, he's like, I got something for you.

Yeah, he's Mr. Notes, huh?

Well, he's the bravest. I mean, he's so like, he loves the art so much, you know, he's just like, I got something for you. And usually he's- It's always good. It's always good.

It's always good, and I'll just put it in my notes or whatever. Yeah. And then I'll just-

Never tell them.

Yeah.

I've done that.

Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything.

Yeah, if I'm cool enough with them, sometimes I do it, just try, just give it to him. Yeah. Especially if coming from you, I'd take it. I would take all of them. You know what I do now is when comics give me notes,

normally like year for years, I'd be like,

oh, okay, I'll try.

Now I just, tell me you have a note for me.

I got a note for you. Nope. Oh, okay. I just won would do it. Yeah, but when some like open mic or comes up to me and goes, hey man, I got some notes. Is that happening a lot? What? Open micers doing that a lot?

Yeah. That's wild.

No one gives you notes? I have Dormant and everyone give me notes.

No. Yeah. I don't think that's, no. Yes, nothing you're doing is working. probably have comments about it but no one's come up to me like hey can I you ever get notes from like just strangers um I don't think so I don't know I might it's usually from if anything I don't know someone that came to the show sometimes oh yeah I think I did that's happened yeah well they go you know what I really like this I do probably what I might yeah yeah but I've never given

anyone a note no I have you yeah I mean a, yeah, but I've never given anyone a note. No, I have you yeah, I mean a friend. Yeah, you have You have yeah, what do you sound like what are you fucking encyclopedia like you're a detective suddenly too easy? Yeah, definitely All right, you just like it on Plymouth Rock

Yeah, sometimes yeah, yeah, I've never have.

Dude, I'm trying to think, what is that role that you're in that's like gets you to that crazy like Academy Award, Webby.

I think it could be something.

Webby, Spider-Man.

The story of your life.

You know, it's just you trying to just get skied off your hands from jerking off at night.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. Don't kill the spider, I'm a Spider-Man. It's a spider in the Spider-Man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home.

Yeah. Spider-Man. No, I think it could be for you would be like your story of your life.

Yeah. Oh, I play myself.

The story of a little Korean man who grew up in San Diego amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah. And you made it out alive.

Eating doodoos with the donaldsono.

Yeah.

Eating doodoos with what?

With the people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that guy? Yeah, who is that? Bring that guy up. You could have done that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's probably a woman, huh?

Invented by a specific woman, but the ancient Korean people. So the Kims, we get to make up the story. That's the best part. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You become the guy who started the kimchi revolution. Let's make it up, Cho-Cho. Yeah, Cho-Cha? No, Cho-Cho. Cho-Cho, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I apologize. The Kimchi Cowboy.

The Kimchi Cowboy, yeah.

I live on a beach.

The King of Kimchi, Cho-Cho.

No, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage.

What do we do with this?

No, it went bad.

It already went bad. is bad now. Something's going on. Something is going on. And people are like, oh, just throw it away. Right? They throw it into the ocean. I go, no. You throw it into a vinegar thing. Yeah. That's it. I go, no. We dig a hole, put it in the ground. Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. How do they make kimchi, dude? I mean, you should learn. This is your past. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. You make a home kit. What do you mean? Wait, right now?

Yeah. You don't?

I don't know how it's made. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah.

I look at it.

Somebody can make you some of it.

Yeah. What do you have to do?

You prep and salt the cabbage, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there, then you put it in there and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight, pressing down, get all the air out, and then you wait for fermentation. You let the jar sit at room temperature

for one to five days.

One to five days is an insane amount.

Yeah, what?

Well, the more days, the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment slowly and it'll last for months.

But whoever created this didn't, this isn't the first time he tried it.

This is like fucking a hundred years of trying different ways.

Well we got to figure out this. Yeah.

There's no way someone got that right the first time.

Oh Koreans are pretty smart. Yeah. So what is this? What did you have to put it into ferment it in glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass.

Yeah, something in the story.

Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something. What'd you put it in?

Well, there must've been jars, right? Remember that band? Rain rain on my face. What about this? What about this? I was a duck what a rain in full we use jars as trash cans right so then I was let's throw it away You work for the trash company. Yeah Yeah, I work for the trash company right and I took the cabbage and threw it in the their jars their trash cans right yeah

and then Where do we salt to where did we get trash? Let's threw away salt too. Where did we get trash cans? Let's throw away salt. We threw salt.

All the ingredients, we're just throwing it away.

You were taking salt from the ocean.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's throw it away.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, put it in the trash can.

The greedy ocean have too much salt.

Too much salt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here we go, right? isn't it? Well, it's- Water? Throw water away. We have too much water.

We throw it away.

Fish sauce.

Nobody eats fish sauce.

We have too much fish sauce in the village, right?

Throw it away.

We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there?

Garlic. Garlic and ginger.

We have way too much garlic here.

You're throwing everything away.

We put it in the trash can, right? And we just, and the trash guy doesn't pick it up

for a long, long time.

One to five days, it sounds like.

Even longer.

Oh wow.

Yeah, for a couple of months.

And then I walk out of my hut and I go, God, the trash man, I've not fucking come here for two months.

We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out, I go, I bet you money, and I open up the lid. Yes, and it's like on Breath of the Wild, whenever you open it, where it's like, ding-ding.

And you cook your meal.

And you cook your meal, and it's ready. And I look down, I go, oh, it looks delicious. Yeah. Well, you're starving, you haven't eaten in days. Oh, yeah, yeah. I, there's a famine. Yeah, yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine. It's a cabbage famine.

Because I threw it all away.

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He threw it away.

Right? Then I opened it up and I looked down and I go, I'm so hungry. I'm going to eat this garbage.

Right? So I stick my hand in there I pull it out I take a bite I go and that's the end of the movie you think so yeah yeah no no why do you always end it no no start it yeah that's the beginning that's the beginning there's a sequel dude what's going on in the sequel well no there's not a sequel yeah yeah soy sauce I discover soy sauce That was you too yeah same guy yeah

Right yeah

And orange chicken is the third one That one you definitely did yeah. Yeah, that's the third one, right? I have so many oranges and chicken, I don't know what to do. Right?

This is a chicken, he has an orange stuck in his throat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My chicken always eat oranges.

Right?

Yeah.

But I have to eat it anyway.

And then a car hits him.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So, you know, that's where I, the third one, the orange chicken one,

is where I won my Oscar.

We gotta call Netflix. I think some of this stuff's gonna get made. You will win an Oscar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the Academy Award goes to Orange Chicken, Bobby Lee.

It could happen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spielberg goes up there with you. Orange chicken was invented by chef Andy Cao in 1987 for Panda Express.

Oh, so Panda Express created orange chicken?

In Hawaii.

Yep, in Hawaii. The Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palate. Iconic sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish known today.

It is good.

Shout out Andy Cao.

Shout out Andy Cao. Hero on a legend is Andy cow still alive. He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah

One stop it's not real Andy cow was one of 11 people who died in a shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park California January 21st, and that is not real. There's no way that is not real. Yeah people didn't like that

It is

Born sugar. Wait a minute. It is real dude It is real. It is real. Fuck orange chicken. Wait a minute. It is real, dude.

That's a Andy Dive with an Idle Up. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped.

He was 72 at the time.

It looks like he could move.

Well.

What?

Wow.

Somebody didn't like it.

It always gives me heartburn.

That's nuts. It's good though. So good. I love orange chicken. And especially you don't know about it and somebody gives it to you and you don't know about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that.

I'll take some Kung Pao, I like Kung Pao.

If I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude.

All right.

Wake you right back up. there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken. Remember you didn't know about it and then you knew about it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What?

Changed your life.

Mine is August 6th, 1987.

Orange chicken day.

Orange chicken day. That's when I knew about it. Oh yeah. Yeah, when'd you know about it? When's my D-day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cried. How about you? I went to the mall.

April 14th, 2024.

Oh, recently.

Took me a minute.

Yeah, it took you a minute.

Couldn't really come here.

The old Easter orange.

Yeah, Easter orange.

So you had never heard about it before then?

Heard, never ingested.

Right. I've been a Kung Pao guy for years, but I will dive a little bit of orange. A little bit here and there. What's the one with the cashews in it or the peanuts or something?

That's Kung Pao.

Kung Pao, that's good. Yeah, Kung Pao's great. That's good.

It's named after Ding Bozohan.

Yeah.

The Qing Dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah. Gong Bao. That's a name that we don't use that much. That's the movie that you're in. Gong Bao. Gong Bao. What do you mean? Ding? Yeah. Ding's a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people. More dongs than ding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what about

Rambo? What if you did a Rambo? Oh. You know, can I say something? I asked about this my agent. But that training montage is at two hours long. There's no training montage in Rambo.

Yes there is in this version.

Well he's saying he's got to, you have to justify it for the fans somehow.

Yeah, they're gonna need. I did call my agents many years ago. I go, is there any way I can be in Rambo? This is real. You just take him out and just put me, I'm in every scene, right? But I change the dialogue and this and that.

Like in the beginning, when remember the cop is in the car or whatever and he sees Rambo and I come up to the,

you know, he comes up to me and I go,

hey, where's the bathroom? You know, like change the dialogue. Yeah. You have to get the rights for the thing. You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah, but in a comedy way. Right, well. I'm just playing myself with just, you know what I mean?

Rambo was kind of a comedy.

Yeah.

In and of itself, look at that, it's hilarious.

Or Rimbo.

Rimbo.

Yeah, Rimbo, we changed it. I don't know, dude, I- And you're from the Pacific Rim. Yeah, good, good, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Rimbo. Rimbo.

Rimbo is back. Where he fell off that cliff. Oh yeah. Who, Rambo?

Yeah, Rambo.

Yeah, Rambo.

Yeah, Rambo.

Rambo's always falling off cliffs. Yeah, Rambo always does that.

Most of the movies, it's him in ICU.

Yeah.

That cliffhanger, that was. Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere, what is that?

What are you doing down there?

Come up here and climb with me.

He's just waiting for Alex Honnold to pull up on him. He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honold on your show? I feel like you, no. He would do your show though. I can't believe he did that Taipei Tower.

Now if he'd do that, he'd do your show.

Did you see it? We talked about it, right?

Yeah.

This or this?

Did you watch it?

We talked about it.

Okay, I saw some of it.

It's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, oh good. I mean, that is the number one concern. What ended up happening? How far can you go up the building?

Ooh.

Probably till I see some tits in a window. I'm ordering a Sprite at that point. I sat on a plane, sorry, go ahead. Go, you sat on a plane with who? Dante, Filipino actor.

Oh no, yeah.

He was in Hook. Yes, yeah, yeah oh yeah I like that great guy Rufio he played Rufio oh I have a story so he has like 19 brothers he has 19 brother he's got a lot of brothers Dante Bosco the Bosco's he's got like two other brothers I exaggerate but I remember dude I remember in commercial auditions back in the day, I was always against his whole family.

Oh.

When it's at Asians, it was him, it was the Bosco's. Dude, that could be a movie, Bobby versus the Bosco's.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they book all the Panda Express ads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes I would beat them.

Yeah.

I'd be like I had to drive over there I was late I would always like leave my shit in the car I'd be practicing and shit oh my god I get in the room I was too scared to talk sometimes I remember one time I had him open the window and then I was like can you open the other window I was like I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous to even talk. I know, it's the worst.

I would start saying, I was just like, I was so bad. I don't know, like, I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened. I don't think so. There wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly. Yeah. You know?

One time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said, what are you going out for? And he said, whatever the role was, I said, that's the same thing as me.

So obviously they-

They don't know.

They've already booked somebody else.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That to me was always a signal. It's like, they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign. So they just have us in there to like placate the time so they can have a job.

Yeah. I wouldn't even be called in with Asians. I would be called in with the other category.

Yeah.

So I'd be in the lobby and there's like a nine foot five Nigerian guy, a 900 pound Samoan guy, Right. Guy from a fire. Yeah, you're the fire guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice.

All those guys.

That's what my love.

Bobby's audition.

There's a guy with a little head.

Yeah.

Just waiting with the handbook.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'd be like more freak character category. Did you love it when you went to audition? When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it. Sometimes if it was like set up for me to win and have fun, loved it. But if you knew that you were there as just a sheep for them to push through the line, I hate it.

I would get so mad because I knew they weren't giving it to you. They were giving it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone, an agent or manager would be like, they already made an offer to, you know.

Channing Tatum.

Josh Hutcherson. And you're like, well, what the fuck am I doing? Now, well, they's get lunch. So they, that always made me sad. Cause I was like, well, I'm wasting everyone's time. Even if I was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition, it was like, well, who gives a shit?

They don't, they're like, yeah.

But you don't think that if you were that good,

they might change?

Not in a million fucking years. I think you're right. Blow us away. It's like, that's not a thing. They already know. Well, you get to meet casting directors.

You get to.

Once you meet them though, and they know you, they already all know. They all talk about who they want.

If the room was cold, I would fuck up.

Oh yeah.

When I'd walk into a room and they're just kinda like, you know what I mean? I'd be just like too nervous. Mm. Yeah, I just did it there was something about You could do it now though Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it And I would only do so you have really wanted to do you have the confidence now. I think to do well I need other people's fucking movies. When are you guys releasing that, you and Spade? In April. What's the name?

Can we know the name? Bus Boys.

Bus Boys.

Bus Boys.

That was a fun shoot, brother. Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool too.

Yeah, Nate's in it.

I met Nate through Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night And I get nervous to answer. Because I don't know what he's gonna ask me to do. Like, what is he gonna say?

Like bury a body.

Right.

He's gonna, I just like, I can just see me picking up and be like, what's up brother? What are you doing right now? And I'm like, I'm in bed. And he'd be like, get on a plane immediately. You know, like, and I have to do, Bro, that'd be a good movie. You can't say no to Nate Diaz, dude. That would be a crazy movie.

Whenever he does call me, I'm like, fuck, I gotta prepare a little bit.

But him and Chris Avila, that's another fighter. They both came in, dude. It was fricking hilarious. Like the whole thing was just ridiculous, but it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all.

We just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it. Yeah, but when I did it, right, am I still in the movie?

Yeah. Okay, good.

Hey, hey, Theo.

Yeah, you're in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But the reason why I had so much fun

is because you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do. Oh yeah, you's when you shine. Yeah, it's so fun You can't you can't tie you down, baby, but when they're saying no you have to say like this Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. I've had that known walk Can you walk in the room different? I do. So what am I? You walk like a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a you walk like a

NPC I do you walk NPC ish. I have to change my walk, huh? No, no Okay. No, we're just joking around. Okay. Okay. None of this is real. Is it okay? Are there health concerns you do start to have Bobby. Oh, yeah For sure my I gotta quit smoking smoking is the worst. I can't breathe you got back on smoking after three years I can't breathe and then some young lung Either transplant dude hey, bro. You need a transplant you need some young lung

Sorry that's very racist. I like that. I like it.

So good. We're worried about COPD.

Yeah, and then another thing is I don't move. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Some days. You have bed sores?

No, some days I just, I'll wake up.

They're welts, they're bed welts.

I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule. Yesterday.

Bring up, bring up Wahlberg's schedule and we'll put his next to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wake up at 3.30, pray, work out.

Yeah.

His is wake up, go to Wahlburgers.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's real.

No, it is not.

My hands are gone. 2.30 a.m. wake up?

It's real.

What?

Wow.

I'm telling you. Yeah. I had a small role in a movie with him and I jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it. Every day, he's like, every day, brother. I was like, come on, man. And he threw daggers through me like, what are you talking about?

Oh, I think he's confident.

Oh no, he's in it. This is his shit.

Okay, when he's having his meal three

is when I go to sleep.

At 8 a.m. That's when I go to sleep.

Yeah.

When I'm sleeping, that's how I count sheep, yeah. Wow. I love how at 11 a.m. he has family time meetings, work calls, at family time when his kids are at school. That's the best. Yeah.

This isn't real.

Yeah.

Wow.

It's real.

Meal seven?

Can you zoom in?

Meal seven meal seven what is he a fucking hobbit?

He's a shark

Wow at four workout to when he goes to bed at 730

Works out like five times a day. I just watched um

hacksaw Ridge last night

So good you brought it up twice already. What's up?

It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of war movies right now just in case things get really bad.

Really? What's your favorite one so far?

Hacksaw? 1917 was really good. Hamburger Hill, I like. Is it good? Yeah. I like the, what?

Yeah. Armageddon just to prep. Oh, there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah Platoon, let's rank them platoon. I'm probably one of the best one of the best full metal jacket Probably first half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay letter C. Wajima Yeah, that's a good war movie Das Puck apocalypse band of brothers And a brother's the best it's a great show. Puck's great. Band of Brothers is the best.

Band of Brothers.

That's a great show. Band of Brothers is so good, dude.

Yeah.

Marriage or no? Ever?

Yeah.

Yeah, me too.

Do you think we can get there though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this tongue because I talk about a lot on my show. whiny guy who's like, you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But yeah, also just been busy and yeah, you wanna find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple of good girls

that I could have hitched on to that I let it go. Yeah. And I didn't, you know, cause I was focused on work. So it's all good. Yeah, I feel like, sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. Well, you know, It's all good.

Yeah, it's all good. If you're not, you find a partner, when you find a partner, I tell him that all the time. He's on the hunt and I'm always like, dude, just let it be. You've done so much.

That's Rambo, dude.

Rambo.

That right there rainbow, dude.

I only had a little bit.

It's coming for you. Yeah. And I appreciate you guys so much, dude.

I love you, brother.

I love you too, man.

It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you. And also, how funny that we finally got you on the show.

I know, I'm sorry that I haven't been in here before. No, don't be sorry. It is my fault.

I always thought that you did it before, it's so crazy.

Well, coming down Tiger Belly, I think the timing was just easier on certain times. It's like, you know, the past four years I lived in Nashville, so it's like the timing I think. It's fun out there. Yeah, yeah. I've never really spent that much. We did the Ryman together, but. That was great.

That was the last time I was there.

And Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah. That's when you got.

Are there a lot of Asians in Nashville? Yeah. There are some Laotians.

Yeah, well, well.

I could be Laotian. We'll start it, yeah. for a weekend? And I met a Korean guy the other day named Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily.

As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3% Asian population there.

There you go.

There you go, you'll fit in.

Okay, 3% is good.

Not bad.

What is it here in Los Angeles? Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira.

What is it called?

Lumia.

Lumia, yeah, yeah.

Bring your Lumia.

What's America?

Yeah, what is it here?

In LA, I mean.

12%.

Wow.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, don't leave.

1.5 million. 1.5 million of you guys.

In LA alone.

That's right.

That's incredible.

Yeah. You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them. And those don't go far. That's beautiful. Ooh, Filipinos are the largest group.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we love them.

The best.

Koreans are the third. Wow. And other notable groups, Vietnamese, shout out to those guys, Indian, and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best.

Hard to beat.

People love Japan. I hear about it all the time right now.

Dude, we're going to go this year.

In July maybe.

Yeah, yeah.

You should come.

You should come.

Seriously. Yeah.

What if we all went to Japan? That'd love that. I'd love that too, man. I'd love to go to Japan boys in Japan. Yeah Yeah, the boys go to Japan. It'll be it'll be our three amigos. Yeah

I'm d'Artagnan. Yeah. Yeah Okay Okay

Okay

No, come on. No, seriously. No. What the sacrificing?

No, what is it?

Hari, Hari.

Harigato.

Hari, Hari.

Harigato.

Harigato.

Yeah, yeah.

Shamase.

Yeah, not Hari Krishna.

What is it?

Hari Kari.

Hari Kari. Hari Kari. Hari Kari. Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey. We're in a room, they hit the phone. He's killing himself. Yeah. And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death.

Cubs win.

Go Cubs go.

Go Cubs go.

Yeah, yeah.

Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a, that's Bob's mom. That was in her acting days.

I see why Steve moved back.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You'd be a Phoenician yourself.

Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

We wanna thank our guests for coming on the show.

You have fun?

Dude, I had so much fun, man. You're the best. Yeah, I think I just yeah, I think like it's good. I just like yeah, sometimes I'll get into spaces We're isolating stuff. So I'm trying to like kind of take a play out of your book Bobby and just like, you know Not do that. You know, you think sometimes that they that they the getting better is in the ice. It's like I just need to Wait, you know and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like no I need to do more stuff. Just do it. But anyway, yes, I'm sorry. There's a long answer. I've said enough. You had a great time and thank you so much, dude.

And congratulations, dude. I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers too. This is like people everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know bad friends?

Do you know them? Same with you, dude. I think we're all in the same, we're family. And you know what a thing about you is, is that I, I wanna say something real, is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so my heart really goes out to you all the time.

And- What are you talking about for what?

Just same height, same look, same style.

No, just in terms of same guy.

What?

I mean, my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean. Oh yeah, just say that. My heart goes out to you like I'm like trapped on an island or something or fucking like I'm in ICU. Sorry, go ahead, I'm messing it up.

Go on, I'm gonna relax back, I'm gonna chill out. What were you saying? I love you. Is that better? I love you too.

Yeah.

There's many things about you that I relate to as well.

What are you doing?

Similar, you know? Feels good. That's what I want to say. When I look at you, it feels good.

Anyway, say thank you for being a fat bad friend on the.

Fat friend.

Fat friend.

Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah